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The warning label got better marketing than the product.
15 Jun 2026
🚀 Straight to the Moon
Your pension just booked a window seat.
12 Jun 2026
🕌 Coin Drop in the Desert
Guess where your heating bill just went.
11 Jun 2026
🙃 Bless This Mess
World’s tallest church, world’s shabbiest eviction notice.
10 Jun 2026
⚡ Schrödinger’s Savings
Your money’s both gone and not—until they open the box.
9 Jun 2026
🏦 Three Inches Higher
You’re still looking up, just now it’s at your phone.
8 Jun 2026
🧏♂️ Hands Over Ears
If I can’t hear you, I must be right.
5 Jun 2026
🧃 Geopolitics in a Hoodie
Someone's always left cleaning up the mess.
4 Jun 2026
🧳 The Guest List
If the party moves, someone’s left waiting at the door.
3 Jun 2026
🧾 Deadline, Shmedline
Obey now, regret later (deadlines are just page décor)
2 Jun 2026
🔁 Same Old Song
You come for advice, you leave with a receipt.
1 Jun 2026
🥂 Past the Caviar
Ethics left at the door with the empty champagne flutes.
29 May 2026