๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ 404 and Out

When the page goes, nobody waves goodbye.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of July 16, 2026

Good morning!

The web is rotting. Structurally, measurably, link by dead link. More than a third of pages that existed in 2013 have since vanished, leaving behind the digital equivalent of a condemned building: a URL that goes nowhere, a 404 staring back like a shrug from a server that has moved on. One long-running tally of the indexed web has slipped from 4.7B pages to 3.98B, then stopped counting altogether. The internet, it turns out, is not infinite. It is not even growing.

This would be troubling enough if deletion were accidental. Some of it isn’t. Last year a certain Department of Government Efficiency, staffed by engineers who appear to have confused federal infrastructure with a legacy codebase, took more than 8,000 pages offline across a dozen agencies. Climate change references evaporated from federal sites. Where a word proved too useful to delete outright, it was reworded instead: climate change became climate resilience, pregnant people became pregnant women. A few months later, large corporations followed suit, quietly scrubbing the same vocabulary from their own. Nobody announced these changes. Third parties noticed. The organisations themselves did not. History was being rewritten at scale, and the only reason anyone knew was that a handful of archivists happened to be watching.

The institutional response has been, charitably, a mess. In 2010 the Library of Congress decided Twitter was worth preserving in full and began saving every public tweet, framing the archive as a gift to future historians. By 2017 it quietly gave up, presumably having concluded that the most important legacy of the age was, in fact, not a reply guy’s hot takes on a decade-old election. The Wayback Machine has now preserved over 1T web pages and remains the closest thing to a public record, which is to say a non-profit running on goodwill, facing copyright takedowns and news sites that now block it on suspicion of feeding AI scrapers. Its archiving of news homepages fell off sharply in late 2025. The backup is backing up.

What’s left fills the gap. The Hairpin, a beloved culture blog, was bought after its 2018 closure by a Serbian entrepreneur who collects dead mastheads by the thousand and refills them with AI-generated filler. Its old bylines now sit above text written by no one, under invented male names, monetised by the click. A publication about culture, refashioned into a click-extraction engine, staffed by nobody, saying nothing. The archive is a slot machine. The history is gone. The house always collects.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Right of Way. Prime Minister Giorgia Meloniโ€™s coalition faces internal rifts as far-right partners grow restless, testing her grip on Italyโ€™s government. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Wall and Order. Spain and Gibraltar celebrate the removal of their border fence after a historic post-Brexit deal ends land frontier checks for 15,000 daily crossers. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ Exit Strategy. Roumen Radev used Bastille Day in Paris to declare Bulgaria’s departure from the pro-Ukraine coalition, insisting diplomacy should replace continued military support. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Cabinet Shock. Mykhailo Fedorov, Ukraineโ€™s widely admired defense minister, steps down suddenly, igniting outrage and spontaneous demonstrations near the presidential palace. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Face Value. The Treasury announces a $1 gold coin with Trumpโ€™s portrait, fusing his legacy with money despite laws meant to keep living presidents off currency. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Strike Cycle. The hit Iran with fresh attacks after Trump threatened harsher action, fueling warnings that the standoff could become a permanent fixture. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Track and Field. In Ontario, a freight train crew abandoned their train after being surrounded by wildfires that have already scorched 50,000 hectares and forced village evacuations. (France Info)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Last Orders. Keir Starmer delivers his closing remarks at his final PMQs, offering tributes and a public endorsement for the next UK prime minister. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Case Closed? JD Vance concedes the White House mishandled the Epstein file release, calling the communication a mess but denying any attempt to hide information. (Die Zeit)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Steel Yourself. The UK government has nationalised British Steel, taking control from China’s Jingye Group to ยซย protect UK steelmakingย ยป and secure 2,700 jobs in Scunthorpe. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fair Play. Andy Burnham, set to become UK prime minister, refuses to rule out a wealth tax and hints ยซย difficult decisionsย ยป on revenue may be coming. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Drone Alone. The has reportedly allowed Ukraine to use โ‚ฌ5.9B in aid to buy Chinese drone parts, outsourcing defense to its favorite strategic rival. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Wait and See. ECB officials including Piero Cipollone and Martin Kocher signal no rate hike next week, citing a lack of wage-driven inflation so far. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mine Over Matter. Donald Trumpโ€™s administration granted $1.6B to Kaz Resources for a Kazakh mining deal while his sons quietly took a 20% stake in a related firm, showing presidential priorities that shine brighter than tungsten.
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Brazilian Back-Up. Canada accelerates Mercosur negotiations, chasing a major trade deal by 2026 as US tariffs make diversification urgent.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Betting Fever. The World Cup in Brazil is driving a surge in online sports betting, with addiction cases more than doubling as ads flood every screen. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Barrel Roll. Chinaโ€™s crude buying pause cushioned oil prices during supply shocks, but a return to the market could quickly flip that script. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Rare Stakes. The IEA warns that $6.5T in global clean energy projects could be jeopardized if China restricts exports of rare earth minerals, putting supply chains on edge. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Growth Pains. Chinaโ€™s GDP rose 4.3% in Q2, falling short of analyst expectations and government targets, with statisticians pointing to global headwinds for the weak result. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Won Direction. South Koreaโ€™s central bank lifted rates to 2.75% after a long pause, aiming to tame inflation and steady the volatile won. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Current Affairs. Australia will require data centers to generate as much energy as they consume and protect creators’ rights as it unveils national A.I. guardrails. (New York Times)
  • ๐ŸŒ Crude Awakening. The IMF warns that the global economy now has less protection against oil supply shocks as US-Iran tensions threaten the Strait of Hormuz. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fresh Prints. Wild, now owned by Unilever ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, pays top UK influencers up to ยฃ1M per Instagram post to promote its deodorant, proving authenticity comes at a premium. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Second Helping. James Patten, already a convicted felon, now pleads for a prison-free sentence in the infamous $100M deli stock scheme, citing his co-defendantโ€™s lighter punishment. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Heat Estate. As heatwaves multiply, French homebuyers are searching for properties with pools in record numbers, with June pool queries up 22% on Bien’ici. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Degree of Difficulty. German students living independently now spend on average 54% of their income on housing, making student life a test of financial survival. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Bridge Over Troubled Law. An Italian court will deliver its verdict Thursday in the trial of 57 people over the 2018 Morandi Bridge collapse that killed 43, with former Atlantia CEO Giovanni Castellucci among the accused. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Concrete Ending. After 23 years of legal battles, Spain will demolish the illegal Algarrobico hotel, erasing a notorious relic of its early 2000s construction boom. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Panic Room Service. The Diefenbunker in Nova Scotia is being reborn as a 50-unit luxury condo complex, offering the ultra-rich a five-star apocalypse with spa, yoga, and drone surveillance. Apocalypse now comes with a minibar. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Home Run? Andy Burnham promises the biggest council house building drive since the postwar era, but with England falling far short of its 1.5M homes target, the real test is just beginning. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Storage Wars. U.S. warehouse developers are ramping up construction again with 305M square feet underway, signaling fresh optimism after a long slump. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rate Race. mortgage rates jumped to 6.65%, the highest in nearly a year, prompting homebuyers to hit pause while applications dropped 7% in a week. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Bank Job. Prosecutors raided a Deutsche Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช branch in central Frankfurt on Tuesday under a court order, but are keeping the investigationโ€™s details under wraps for now. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ AI of the Tiger. Riding the artificial intelligence boom, ASML boosts its 2024 outlook and plans to ramp up production of its most advanced chipmaking equipment by 30 percent. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Tank You, Next. As Helsing secures a $1.7B funding round and drone stocks skyrocket, old-school defense companies watch their market dominance evaporate. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Diamonds Are Forever. Richemont beat consensus with $7.23B in quarterly sales, rewarding investors with a rally that proves luxury still sells itself.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pink Slip Algorithm. Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ faces a lawsuit alleging it used internal AI tools to help pick 8,000 employees for layoffs, with parental and medical leave counting against workers in the process. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Teen Screen Test. A study says Google’s AI Overviews provide inadequate advice for adolescents on sensitive health topics, flagging missed emergencies in more than 250 out of 652 cases. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Down to Earth. Elon Musk’s SpaceX stock has fallen to $132, dipping under its $135 IPO price and erasing the initial market euphoria. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Bot and Roll. Chinese EV maker XPeng ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ plans to produce over 1,000 humanoid robots a month by year-end, eyeing a global launch in 2027. The assembly line just got a lot more literal. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Oracle of Tokyo. Japan is poised to pick Oracle for its most sensitive cloud services after US pressure, leaving AWS and Microsoft trailing in the security arms race. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Silicon Valley. A sharp decline in chipmaker shares pulled the Kospi down, with oil prices following suit in a synchronized market stumble.
  • ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ Chip Happens. TSMC posted a 77% year-on-year profit surge for Q2, smashing analyst estimates as AI-fueled demand keeps the cash flowing faster than ever. (Cnbc)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Liquid Assets. Thames Water handed out ยฃ4.1M in bonuses to senior managers while warning of ยซย material uncertaintyย ยป over its own survival and rising ยฃ19.7B debt. (The Guardian)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Shell ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires ARC Resources ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ for $22B including target debt. Shareholders approved the merger with 99.54% support and closing expected in H2 after remaining regulatory and judicial approvals.
  • Astra ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires Chinese firm’s lung cancer drug for $1.5B.
  • Airhive ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires Carbyon ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ, a rival carbon capture startup.
  • Second Best ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง bids to acquire BrewDog ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง. Formal offer submitted to Tilray Brands ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, joined by 43,000 equity punks (terms not disclosed).
  • Danone ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท to acquire Huel ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $1.2B. Faces a U.K. competition probe.
  • Ardian ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires Pflegia ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, majority buyout of the Berlin HR / reverse-recruiting platform, mid-double-digit million net proceeds for seller.
  • Ardian ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires a majority stake in Munich Electrification ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, a battery management systems group.
  • Bollore Group ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท and Banijay ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท are among bidders to acquire Lionsgate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a $4B-listed film studio.
  • Kion ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires 70% of Colruyt Group ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช’s self-driving forklift R&D activities.
  • Pophouse Entertainment Group ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช takes a 50-50 stake in the rights of Iron Maiden ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • Stripe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Advent International ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ offer to acquire PayPal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $53B (proposing $60.50 a share, about a 30% premium).
  • Amazon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ could take >20% stake in Electrovaya ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (warrants to buy 13,880,345 shares over 10 years, vesting as Amazon purchases US$280M of products. Would equal 20.6% if exercised. Stock at US$11.60, up ~47%).
  • Perpetuals.com ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ends talks to acquire Alt5 Sigma Canada, Inc. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, terminating the earlier letter of intent after a non-binding term sheet.
  • Seidler Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is exploring the sale of its stake in Rawlings Sporting Goods ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ at a $2B valuation, including debt.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Apax Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง make non-binding offers to acquire Logoplaste ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น from OTPP ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ for $2B.
  • Francisco Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Command Alkon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from Thoma Bravo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.3B.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires a 51% stake in Global Print ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ for $500M, the legal and tax publishing business of Thomson Reuters.
  • Whatnot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Shaped ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a machine-learning company specializing in real-time recommendation and search systems.
  • NextEra Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Dominion Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ file to combine, seeking regulatory approval to form the nation’s largest electric utility with ~10M retail customers across four states. Proposes $2.25B in bill credits to customers in VA, NC and SC. Combined portfolio includes solar, battery storage, nuclear and natural gas.
  • Uber ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Delivery Hero ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช in a โ‚ฌ12.5B deal, paying roughly โ‚ฌ41 per share.
  • IMCO ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires a 25% stake in TIP Group ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ from I Squared Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ at a $4.6B valuation, including debt.
  • Barito Renewables Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ offers to buy Energy Development Corp. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ for $5B equity value, geothermal sector.
  • Genesis Minerals ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ merges with Vault Minerals ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ to create the country’s third-largest gold producer worth $9B.
  • Emirates NBD ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช and Fairfax Financial ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ bid for IDBI Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ’s 60% stake in the $10B-listed lender.
  • Harith ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ gets antitrust approval to acquire FlySafair ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Arsenal Mรฉdia ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires BPM Sports ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ for $1.8M, radio sports network (three stations: Montrรฉal, Gatineau, Quรฉbec).

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Bubble Trouble. German defence tech start-up Helsing just raised $1.8B at an $18B valuation, sparking warnings of a sector-wide investment bubble as its revenue multiple dwarfs rivals. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Blue Tick Box. The has accepted X‘s ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ proposed fixes after slapping the platform with a โ‚ฌ120M fine for DSA violations, but the appeal and investigations roll on. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Claude Nine. Anthropic is lining up investor meetings for a potential IPO, aiming to beat OpenAI to Wall Street with a $965B valuation. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Great Model Wall. Thinking Machines ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ debuts its Inkling AI, blending Chinese tech from DeepSeek and Moonshot with ambitions, as the global AI race blurs national lines. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Prom and Circumstance. While their classmates danced at prom, Neros’ founders built drones and now have a $500M Army contract to show for it. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Artificial Selection. DeepSeekโ€™s Liang Wenfeng leapfrogs Dario Amodei and Greg Brockman after a $19B overnight boost, topping the AI billionaire leaderboard with $36B. (Thenextweb)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Safe Bets. Japan’s state-supported PE fund targets $1.9B for economic-security deals, where national safety and investor returns go hand in hand. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Crude Awakening. Saudi Aramco considers backing Humanoid, a UK robotics firm chasing $200M and unicorn status with its lineup of industrial and domestic robots. (Sifted)

Fundraising

  • Neko Health ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (Healthtech): $700M (Lightspeed Venture Partners, O.G. Venture Partners, Atomico, General Catalyst, Lakestar, Liberty City Ventures, Positive Sum, BDT & MSD Partners, Ari Emanuel, Claudia Schiffer, Sir Matthew Vaughn, Danny Meyer, Jimmy Iovine, Maria Sharapova, Mark Zuckerberg, Priscilla Chan, Thierry Henry, Tim Ferriss, will.i.am, Alexis Ohanian, Alex Tew, Michael Acton-Smith, Gary Vaynerchuk, Jessie Inchauspรฉ, Katie Haun, Raj Shamani, Steven Bartlett, Zoรซ Saldaรฑa, Marco Perego-Saldaรฑa)
  • PixVerse ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (AI Video): $439M (CDH Investments, Alibaba, Lollapalooza Capital, Ivy Capital, Grand Mount Capital, Eastern Bell Capital, Mirae Asset, BlueFocus, CloudAlpha, iGlobe Partners, LionX Ventures)
  • Walden Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $300M (Toyota (Toyota Motor Corp, Toyota Invention Partners, Toyota Ventures), Deviation Capital, NVIDIA, Boeing, AE Ventures, Samsung Ventures, Prologis Ventures, CoreWeave Ventures, Calibrate Ventures, Colle Capital, Shine Capital, NextView Ventures, Squarepoint Capital, One Madison Group, KAS Venture Partners, Menlo Ventures)
  • Udaan ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (B2B e-commerce): $160M
  • Emergent ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $130M (Creaegis, MNI Ventures-Claypond, Sentinel Global, Khosla Ventures, SoftBank Vision Fund 2, Lightspeed, Y Combinator)
  • BRINC ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Public safety): $125M (Motorola Solutions)
  • Lumin Digital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $115M (Light Street Capital, clients)
  • TerraFirma ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Construction): $115M (Kleiner Perkins, Bain Capital Ventures, Glade Brook Capital Partners, BANNER VC, Saga Ventures, Trust Ventures, Definition, PEAK6, Magnetar Capital, Ravelin Capital, angel investors from SpaceX, Anduril, Base Power, Shinkei, Hadrian)
  • Spectro Cloud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI infrastructure): $100M (Growth Equity at Goldman Sachs Alternatives, AMD Ventures, Ericsson, LG Technology Ventures, Maximus)
  • Cover Genius ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (Insurtech): $100M (Vista Credit Partners)
  • Forge Nano ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): $97M (Samsung SDI, Horizons Ventures, others)
  • Singularity (Defense): $80M (Khosla Ventures, Felicis)
  • Buenavista Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Private equity): โ‚ฌ75M (Fond-ICO Global)
  • Flex ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $70M (Halo)
  • State Affairs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Policy intelligence): $70M (Founders Fund, Khosla Ventures, and others)
  • Senra Systems ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): $65M (Lowercarbon Capital, Interlagos, General Catalyst, Sequoia Capital, Andreessen Horowitz, Founders Fund, Dylan Field, CIV, 8VC, The Friedkin Group, Jaws Estates Capital, Sozo Ventures, Alumni Ventures)
  • Norrsken Evolve ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (Climate tech): โ‚ฌ62M (European Investment Fund, Saminvest, SmartCap Green Fund, Skaala)
  • Oak ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Cybersecurity): $60M (Accel, Greylock Partners, CRV, Hetz Ventures, AlphaDrive Ventures)
  • InstaLILY (AI): $60M (Energize Capital)
  • Valarian ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Infrastructure): $50M (New Enterprise Associates, Lightbank, XTX Markets, Sequel, LitVC, Gokul Rajaram, Nikesh Arora)
  • Stark Power ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Energy): NIS 146M (~$48M) (Migdal Insurance, Mor Investment House, Harel Insurance, others)
  • TYLSemi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): $43M (Matter Venture Partners, Viola Ventures, GHOVC, Egis Technology)
  • ORANGE JUICE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Investment): $40M (Ricardo Salinas)
  • Velocity ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $38M (Dragonfly, FirstMark, Activant Capital, Capital One Ventures, QED Investors, Coinbase Ventures, Wintermute Ventures, Ripple)
  • Corner Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $32.5M (Oak HC/FT, First Round Capital, Zigg Capital)
  • Monumental ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Construction): $32M (Khosla Ventures, Plural, Hummingbird)
  • Feathery ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $30M (Portage Ventures, Index Ventures, Allstate Strategic Ventures, Clocktower Ventures, Erie Strategic Ventures, Bain Capital Ventures)
  • Syntetica ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Recycling): $30M (Lululemon, MAS Holdings, Bpifrance – Ecotechnologies 2, European Innovation Council, EQT Ventures, SWEN Capital Partners, family offices)
  • Hadrius (Regtech): $27M (CRV)
  • TytoCare ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Healthcare): $25M+ (Insight Partners, HOOP, OliveTree, OrbiMed, Qumra Capital, Qualcomm Ventures, West Fountain Global Fund, Echo Health Ventures, MTIP Health, Memorial Care)
  • ReElement Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Materials): $25M (US government)
  • Rime ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Voice AI): $24M (M13, Twilio Ventures, Corazon Capital, Unusual Ventures)
  • Augmodo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Wearables): $21M (TQ Ventures, Lerer Hippeau, Jefferson River Capital, Arena Holdings, Chemist Warehouse, New Fare, Interlace, Webb Investment Network)
  • Thira ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $21M (Madrona)
  • Cyclops ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $20M (Nava Ventures, Castle Island Ventures, Coinbase Ventures, Circle, Lasagna Ventures, Global PayTech Ventures)
  • Overtone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Dating): $18M (FirstMark Capital, Pace Capital, Match Group)
  • NeoCem ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Construction): โ‚ฌ17M (Crรฉdit Mutuel Impact, investisseurs historiques, Innovation Fund de lโ€™Union europรฉenne)
  • InsideDesk ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Healthtech): $12.6M (Pender Ventures, Round13 Capital, Graphite Ventures)
  • Kintai ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): โ‚ฌ10M (Barlon Capital, Prosegur, TQ Eurocredit, Institut Catalร  de Finances)
  • Gridcog ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Energy): $10M (ABB)
  • Speakeasy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Events): $8.8M (Positive Sum, Yamaha’s Music Innovations Fund)
  • Every Half Coffee Roasters ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ (Coffee): $8M (Openspace Capital, DSG Consumer Partners)
  • Glacis Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Crypto): $6.8M (Lightspeed Faction, Franklin Templeton, Coinbase Ventures, Again, Protein Capital, Techni Ventures)
  • Promptwatch ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (AI Search): โ‚ฌ6M (seed + speed Ventures, Blum Ventures, Arches Capital)
  • Ravee Optics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Optics): $6M (BIG Capital, JobsOhio Ventures, CincyTech)
  • Solges Energy ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Solar): โ‚ฌ5M (Caisses d’ร‰pargne Rhรดne Alpes, Loire Drรดme Ardรจche)
  • Float ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (Fintech): โ‚ฌ4.5M (CHAPTERS Group AG)
  • Prolo ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Construction): ยฃ4.2M (Triple Point Ventures, a16z Scout Fund, Anamcara Capital, Concrete VC, Foundation Ventures, Haatch, Koro Capital, Love Ventures, Portfolio Ventures)
  • Proaction ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Mobility): $4.2M (GTMfund, Breakers, Aviso Ventures, Iowa InnoVenture, Holman Growth Ventures, Iowa Economic Development Authority)
  • Guthrie AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Construction): $4M (Chicago Ventures)
  • Visibuilt ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Biotech): โ‚ฌ3.34M (EIFO, Unconventional Ventures, Proptechfonden, EMDFonden)
  • Time is Brain ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ3M
  • Saible ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Construction fintech): ยฃ2.9M

Fund Watch

  • Greylock ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.5B (18th fund, early-stage first checks)
  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: $599M (โ‚ฌ526M) (continuation VC to buy stakes from EQT Ventures I, led by HarbourVest)
  • Vita Inclinata Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $450M (merging with Tavia Acquisition Corp., SPAC โ€” $450M pre-money EV)
  • Pictet Alternative Advisors ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: $255M (1st global environmental PE coโ€‘investment fund)
  • LionLight Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $215M (inaugural fund, growth-focused private equity)
  • SuperCharger Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น: Fund I, edtech & future-of-work, pre-seed & seed, initial tickets up to โ‚ฌ250K
  • Bestinver Gestion ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: winding down LatAm equities fund

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Barratt Redrow ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Homebuilding): launched a ยฃ386M ($516.9M) share buyback program after pretax profit rose.
  • Syngenta ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Agriculture): said to face fresh delays to its $5B Hong Kong IPO.
  • Switch ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Data centers): DigitalBridge-backed operator could raise $10B in a IPO at an $80B valuation.
  • Cadillac Mines ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Gold): filed for a Canadian IPO.
  • YPF power unit ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Energy): filed for a US IPO.
  • DeepSeek ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): preparing to file for an IPO this year while fundraising at a $70B valuation.
  • CXMT ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Memory): seeking to raise $9.8B in its China IPO.
  • Samsung ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท (Conglomerate): reportedly exploring a US listing tied to its $1.3T Korea-listed valuation.
  • Indo-MIM ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Precision engineering): seeking to raise $420M a downsized India IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Advent & Stripe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: banks committed $50B to back a potential $53B LBO of PayPal.
  • Goldman Sachs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: sold $10B of investment-grade bonds.
  • GMI Cloud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: seeking a $635M GPU-backed bank loan.
  • Aditya Birla ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: lined up $1.5B acquisition financing from Japan’s MUFG to fund its $1.8B purchase of Sprng Energy.

โŒ Failures

  • Altice International ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ: creditors say it defaulted on more than โ‚ฌ2bn of debt after a drop-down removed key assets from their security.
  • International Card Services (ICS) ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ: will impact about 450 of its ~850 employees as core operations are outsourced to Worldline from Q2 2028.
  • Glencore ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: a Dutch court rejected its attempt to buy back logistics unit Access World Group via a private transfer after opponents raised valuation concerns.
  • Lucid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the EV maker is reportedly weighing going private or filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
  • Oncoclinicas ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท: preparing to file for an out-of-court debt restructuring.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Wipe Out. Ice cream fans in France face a seasonal riddle: why do parlors supply napkins that wipe nothing except hope from sticky fingers? (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Bearbnb. A family in Iwate called police after finding a bear helping itself to their fridge and trash, as bear intrusions surge across Japan. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ Rock Bottom. Authorities in Vietnam have raided over 20 locations and arrested 30 people tied to Phu Nhuan Jewelry ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ after uncovering a $10M diamond trafficking network. (Le Figaro)

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