All issues
👔 AI Will Handle It
Turns out, AI just wants to make more slides.
9 Oct 2026
🥪 Lunchbox Swap
When the big kid shares, check the expiry date.
8 Oct 2026
🏗️ Clerk's Special
Built by the lowest number, lived in by everyone else.
7 Oct 2026
🍋 Squeezed for Rent
Someone’s always holding the squeezer, and it’s never you.
6 Oct 2026
💸 Gone in a Click
Four years of cover, lost in a lunch break.
5 Oct 2026
🥂 Champagne on Credit
The bond guy's face says it all.
2 Oct 2026
🍽️ Buffet Closed at Steerage
All the lobster went upstairs again.
1 Oct 2026
🏦 Quiet Collection
No speeches, just money gone at the end of the month.
30 Sep 2026
🧃 Squeezing the Orange
The juice looks bigger when you use a smaller glass.
29 Sep 2026
🥂 Goldman Had the Situational Awareness
When the music stops, someone pays for the drinks.
28 Sep 2026
🤷♂️ The Dollar We Deserve
Turns out there’s only one menu item and it’s stale.
25 Sep 2026
🔒 Locked Gates
When the door finally opens, someone’s changed the locks.
24 Sep 2026