๐Ÿฆ Piggybank with a Padlock

Everybody wants in, but the coins never seem to move.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of July 28, 2026

Good morning!

Alphabet raised its capital spending guidance to $205B on Wednesday. On Thursday, Brussels fined it โ‚ฌ890M: โ‚ฌ460M for burying rivals under its own flight and hotel widgets, โ‚ฌ430M for stopping developers mentioning cheaper checkouts elsewhere. Two days of the building budget, give or take. The heaviest penalty ever handed down under the Digital Markets Act says less about the Commission’s ferocity than about where its regulators set the ceiling of their nerve.

The Truth Social post landed on Friday with the load-bearing words in capitals: the practice of ยซย ROBBINGย ยป American companies, the reminder that the United States is not a ยซย PIGGYBANKย ยป for Europe, the promise of total reversal. They will not be. A Section 301 investigation carries as much authority over a Commission decision as a Commission decision carries over a Nevada divorce court. Jamieson Greer, whose office will run the impartial inquiry, published its finding in advance: the fines endanger transatlantic stability. What it can do is forward the invoice to strangers: a Danish machine-tool exporter, an Italian tannery, consulted on neither the algorithm nor the bill.

On February 20 the Supreme Court held, 6 to 3, that emergency powers do not include a tariff, voiding some $90B already collected. Four days later Section 122 was used for the first time in 52 years on the books: 10% flat, capped at 15%, dead after 150 days by law. That clock ran out on July 24. Behind it, the 301 findings: no cap, no expiry, no Congress, and a June determination that all 60 economies examined were failing to police forced labour. Germany among them. Europe queued five months, emerged at 10% inside the Turnberry ceiling, exhaled on Friday, and rejoined the queue on Saturday.

The gatekeeper list runs to a handful of names, most incorporated in Delaware, and a regime landing almost exclusively on American firms will keep inviting the accusation. Washington’s memory is selective: BNP Paribas paid $8.9B in 2014 over dollar transfers that broke no French law, nine times the Google fine for conduct lawful where it happened, with a French engineering executive arrested at a New York airport to speed things up. The position now advanced is that European statute stops at the perimeter of an American balance sheet: immunity dressed as a trade complaint. Google has 60 days from July 23 to rewrite its results pages or start paying up to 5% of Alphabet’s daily worldwide turnover, the only firm date in any of this. If it slips, nothing will have been repealed and no court will have struck anything down; a regulation that 27 governments and an elected parliament put their names to will have gone unenforced because the defendant had a president willing to shout. States that stop applying their own statutes rarely issue a press release.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Fire and Fury. France faces a historic inferno near Bordeaux, with Macron declaring this the gravest wildfire emergency since the Second World War and more heat on the way. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Cloud Control. A rare ยซย fire thundercloudย ยป wildfire has engulfed regions of France and Spain, burning over 290,000 acres and forcing 300,000 evacuations across Europe. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Diplomatic Immunity. Argentina’s President Javier Milei publicly insults Brazil’s President Lula and judiciary, sparking a diplomatic crisis as Brazil recalls its ambassador. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น Poll Position. Haiti’s electoral council sets presidential and legislative elections for December, but the vote depends entirely on whether security improves by then. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Run Privilege. Entourage Bali, a club popular with digital nomads, faces backlash for allegedly excluding Indonesians from its events, leading to its Dutch founders being banned from the country. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Bibi on the Brink. Facing elections and a stalled war in Iran, Netanyahu travels to Washington hoping Trump will lend him both credibility and cover. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Interference Charge. Iran summoned France’s envoy after detaining two French diplomats accused of meddling, while Paris condemned the incident as a deliberate act of intimidation. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Talk Blocked. Iranโ€™s foreign ministry insists no negotiations are underway with the US, dismissing any claims of talks as pure invention by Washington. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Court Out. Chad announces its withdrawal from the International Criminal Court, citing US pressure and accusing the ICC of political bias against Africa. (Le Monde)
  • ๐ŸŒ Storm Warning. Africa faces a possible $20B economic hit from an impending ยซย superย ยป El Niรฑo, as the African Development Bank braces for droughts, floods, and mass migration. (Boursier)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Hot Streak. A fourth heatwave brings 35C forecasts to southern and eastern England, with the UKHSA issuing amber alerts while hosepipe bans continue to spread. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Class Action. Andy Burnham announces a shake-up of Englandโ€™s education system, offering teens the chance to mix core academics with job-focused courses tied to local industries. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Left Field. Andy Burnham brings three Socialist Campaign Group MPs into government as ministerial aides, marking a first for Labour’s leftmost wing. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Food for Thought. The Bite of Seattle festival ended in tragedy with three killed and four wounded in a gang-related shooting, raising questions about event security. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Canal Toll. Venice raked in more than โ‚ฌ5M by charging short-term visitors up to โ‚ฌ10 each, with plans to hike the fee even higher next year. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Code Red. Under ECB direction, Bankitalia demands banks and fintechs submit detailed risk assessments for AI-driven cyber threats by December 31. The message: upgrade or get out-hacked. (Italian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Techxit. France is pushing back on UK participation in the EUโ€™s โ‚ฌ5B Scaleup Europe Fund, demanding tougher conditions despite Britainโ€™s โ‚ฌ150M buy-in offer. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Loan Steady. The ECB reports eurozone business loans grew 4% in June, unchanged from May, as household lending and money supply also ticked up. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Crude Awakening. President Trump claims the has sold over $13B of seized Venezuelan oil since Maduro’s capture, with proceeds held under control and audited by KPMG. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sectioned Off. Trumpโ€™s latest tariff blitz covers 60 trading partners and nearly all imports, this time relying on Section 301 to avoid Supreme Court challenges and cement tariffs as a fixture of policy. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Cut Above. President Javier Milei boasts of historic spending cuts, but Argentina’s tax revenue keeps falling, forcing even deeper austerity to meet IMF targets. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Loan and Order. Chileโ€™s right-wing president demands repayment from over 1.2M student borrowers, reviving a $600M debt that many thought would be quietly forgotten. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Bank Shot. Bank Indonesia Governor Perry Warjiyo abruptly resigned, fueling fresh concerns about central bank independence under President Prabowo’s new administration. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ Strait Talk. Iran and Oman are negotiating a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for shipping, hoping a short-term fix might revive stalled peace talks. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Current Affairs. A widespread outage hit Lloyds, Barclays, HSBC, Halifax, and Monzo, leaving UK customers unable to make online payments or access banking apps just in time for Mondayโ€™s rush. (FinExtra)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Mind the Gap. NVIDIA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ unveiled its global AI alliance to promote safe automation, but UK firms are nowhere in sight, raising questions about Britain’s tech ambitions. (Uktech)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Capital Punishment. UK banks accuse the Bank of England of ignoring Wall Streetโ€™s regulatory advantage, claiming stricter capital rules and software deductions cost them billions in lending power. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Levy Jeopardy. Reform UK’s proposed annual surcharge on employers of overseas staff could cripple the NHS, worsen teacher shortages, and threaten universities with bankruptcy, experts warn. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Default Setting. Student loan defaults are rising in the, with 9.5M borrowers owing $233B and many struggling to pay even on tight budgets. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Funds Unrailed. More than $7B in federal transit money sits unused as the Trump administration quietly freezes new grants for big city projects like New Yorkโ€™s subway. (New York Times)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Data State. OpenAI may soon lease a $500B data center in Ohio, with Nvidiaโ€™s $250B support and SoftBank leading the charge for AI supremacy. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cracking Up. New York City halted an office-to-residential conversion at the former Pfizer HQ after inspectors found structural cracks and unreported damage on site. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Heat Privilege. Residents at Britannia Point were told air conditioning was not included for them, leaving children sick in the summer while the units sat idle. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Band Aid. Andy Burnham pushes for council tax reform, warning Labour that patching up the old system will not fix fairness for UK households. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Terminal Loss. A government report warns that Heathrow’s third runway would siphon thousands of jobs from other UK regions, with the West Midlands hit hardest. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Bridge Over Troubled Donald. The $4.5B Gordie Howe International Bridge between Canada and the US finally opened after Trump threatened to block it, with Canada celebrating solo and the US left off the guest list. (Washington Post)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mining for Attention. Crypto shares rallied while AI chip stocks slumped, yet bitcoin miners lagged behind as investors chased new blockchain themes instead. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Test Drive. Renault ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท will stand trial for aggravated deception in the Dieselgate scandal, accused of rigging emissions tests while promising to defend its honor in court. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Image Control. Bernard Arnault, famed for curating luxury brands, launched a rare personal offensive against French media with a public letter and social media push. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Rome Service. Poste Italianeโ€™s takeover of TIM forms a national telecom powerhouse, as Italy chooses sovereignty over Brusselsโ€™ push for European champions. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ iWin. Apple regained the global market cap crown from Nvidia, finishing Monday at $4.95T while Nvidiaโ€™s AI-fueled run lost a little steam. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Prime Directive. Amazon files to launch 5,000 satellites for global mobile service, taking aim at Elon Muskโ€™s Starlink and the $20B space race for your phone. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Chip Slip. Shares of SK Hynix ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท plunged 10% in Seoul as a global semiconductor sell-off deepened, dragging Samsung Electronics ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท down over 8% and rattling Asiaโ€™s tech markets. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ Barrel Chested. Kuwaitโ€™s oil sector signs a $16B lease with KKR, Blackstone, and Brookfield, letting private equity muscle into the Gulfโ€™s energy riches. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Baby Steps. Johnson & Johnson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ tries to put decades of talc litigation behind it by offering $5.5B to settle tens of thousands of cancer claims. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Baby Steps. Johnson & Johnson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ tries to put decades of talc litigation behind it by offering $5.5B to settle tens of thousands of cancer claims. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pouch Perfect. Philip Morris ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ unveils a $1.2B manufacturing site in Colorado, betting big on Zyn as Americans swap cigarettes for nicotine pouches at record rates. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Buy American. Jefferies upgrades Ford ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and General Motors ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to buy, forecasting gains up to 22% as both automakers impress with earnings and outlook. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Logo Motion. Julie Masino exits as Cracker Barrel CEO following uproar over logo tweaks and mounting activist demands, leaving the brand’s makeover unfinished. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Qualitas Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and Wren House ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ in advanced talks to acquire Lightsource ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, BP’s solar business.
  • ANNA Money ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires UK Business Forums ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, a long-established community platform supporting over 160,000 small businesses. Acquirer is a London-based fintech offering a full suite of business financial services.
  • Vusion ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires In-Store Media (ISM) ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ, a Barcelona-based retail media in-store specialist. ISM reported ~โ‚ฌ120M revenue in 2025, operates in 9 countries across EMEA, the Americas and APAC, works with 90+ retailers and 1,600+ brands, and offers 50+ print and digital media solutions.
  • Argan ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท merges with WDP ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช in an all-stock deal to form a $14.8B logistics real estate company.
  • SoundCloud ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Nina Protocol ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a decentralized Web3 music platform. Deal includes Ninaโ€™s editorial archive and Genre Map discovery tool, offers a migration tool for Nina users and free SoundCloud Artist subscriptions to Nina artists until year-end.
  • Allianz ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires HSBC’s Singapore life and health insurance business ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $2.1B.
  • CommerceClarity ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น acquires Katalogo.ai ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ, first corporate deal 18 months after founding and six months after a โ‚ฌ2.7M raise, AI-driven eโ€‘commerce catalog technology.
  • Objectway ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น to acquire Slib ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท from BNP Paribas and Natixis.
  • UniCredit ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น secures a 48% stake in Commerzbank ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช. Germany’s $50Bโ€‘listed bank, leaving Commerzbank ready for takeover talks.
  • InfoJobs ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ adquiere viterbit ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ, una plataforma Hiring OS para selecciรณn, contrataciรณn y gestiรณn de talento.
  • Pontegadea Inversiones ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Capital 8 business center ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท from Invesco ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $912M.
  • Aiven ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ acquires Flow AI ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ to expand production AI infrastructure capabilities.
  • Entegro ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Acel Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, forming Entegro Energy and creating roughly 100 new jobs.
  • Travelnode ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ acquires Rentlio ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท.
  • Arnest Management ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ acquires Reckitt ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง’s Russian hygiene business. Reckitt will take a $230M loss.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Energy Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to acquire DCC ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช for ยฃ5.75bn, a controversial takeover with founder and major shareholders opposing.
  • IBM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires HRL Laboratories ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Silicon-spin qubit engineering lab founded as Hughes Research Laboratories in 1948. Transaction details not disclosed, IBM has pledged $10B to quantum research and is developing Quantum Starling and Blue Jay.
  • Hellman & Friedman ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ explores sale of a minority stake in TeamSystem ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น at a valuation topping โ‚ฌ8bn. TeamSystem reports revenues of โ‚ฌ1.15bn and a 3mn-strong customer base.
  • Wynnchurch Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Luxfer ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $463M.
  • Circle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires IBM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s blockchain patent portfolio, comprising 680+ patent families and nearly 1000 issued patents across blockchain, banking, financial services, insurance, enterprise infrastructure, supply chain verification and secure cloud operations.
  • Ares Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has held talks to acquire Leonard Green & Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a deal that would more than quadruple its private equity business. Ares manages $644B ($25B in PE), Leonard Green manages $85B and recently sold a company for $18B.
  • Paramount ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ pauses its $110B merger with Warner Bros ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ until as late as June 2027 after twelve states sought to block the merger on antitrust grounds.
  • United Airlines ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ approached Delta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ about a potential $100B merger last year.
  • Stripe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire OpenRouter ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for potentially $10B. The LLM API startup is valued at $1.3B.
  • Jeff Bezos ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to join Amit Bhatia’s consortium to acquire 30% of Liverpool FC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง from Fenway Sports Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ at a $6B valuation.
  • Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and LY Corp. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต make a joint $4.5B offer for Kakaku.com ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต to challenge a tender offer from EQT.
  • Devon Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ explores a sale of its Eagle Ford and Powder River shale assets which could fetch a combined $4B.
  • Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Vitabiotics ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $1.2B from Tej Lalvani, a vitamins company.
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Donerail ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and Centerbridge ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are the final bidders to acquire MarineMax ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1B.
  • Midjourney ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Co-Star ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, an AI lab acquiring the popular astrology app.
  • Carlyle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to acquire Wealth Enhancement ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from TA Associates ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Onex ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ for $7B, RIA rollup.
  • WSP Global ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ makes an improved $5.4B offer for Arcadis ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ, an engineering consulting peer, at a 30% premium.
  • Seven & i Holdings ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต ends talks to invest $1B in Zabka Group ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
  • SoftBank ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is considering acquiring Gravis Robotics ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช for over $500M.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • InterVest capital partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Kapitus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a small-business lender and financing marketplace with $10B deployed to over 65,000 SMBs.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Private Practice. Revolut ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง launches access to private market funds for retail clients, partnering with Apollo, Ares, Hamilton Lane, and Partners Group to democratize investment strategies once reserved for institutions. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Power Play. Schneider Electric launches a โ‚ฌ1B venture fund to back startups tackling AIโ€™s hunger for energy, betting the real gold rush is in infrastructure, not just algorithms. (Crunchbase)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Fund and Games. German bank NordLB plans to enter fund finance and CLO markets, betting that a little risk can liven up its balance sheet. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ AI of the Tiger. Clara Chappaz urges Europe to speed up its push for AI sovereignty after the US restricted Anthropic’s Mythos model to American users only. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AI Owes It All. Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ may guarantee $250B in debt for OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, tying their fates even closer as investors fret about risk stacking in the AI gold rush. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Artificial Insecurity. The cost of insuring Big Tech debt, especially for Oracle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, is spiking as the AI spending spree leaves investors bracing for possible downgrades and defaults. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Licence to Code. Chinese start-up Moonshot unveils its Kimi K3 A.I. model and breaks with rivals by requiring licenses for large-scale use, sparking debate in tech circles worldwide. (New York Times)

Fundraising

  • DeepSeek ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $70B
  • The Boring Company ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Infrastructure): $4B
  • Atoms ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $1.7B (Andreessen Horowitz, Bain Capital, Fifth Wall, Uber)
  • Multiverse Computing ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $570M (Forgepoint Capital International, BNPP SIVF, Bullhound Capital, Santander Alternative Investments, Tikehau Capital, Orange Ventures, Scania Invest)
  • Antares ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Nuclear): $470M (Paradigm, Caffeinated Capital, Point72 Ventures, Shine Capital, Industrious Ventures)
  • Etched ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $300M (Sequoia Capital, Andreessen Horowitz, Jane Street, Diffusion, SK Hynix)
  • Ominimo ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ (Insurtech): $200M (Zurich Insurance)
  • Augustus ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Fintech): $180M (Tiger Global, Hummingbird, QED, founders from Nubank, Ramp, Circle, Deel, existing investors)
  • Cathedral ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $160M (Andreessen Horowitz, Sequoia Capital)
  • Humanoid ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Robotics): $152M (Prime Movers Lab, Schaeffler, Bosch, Fubon Financial Holding Venture Capital, Aglaรฉ Ventures)
  • Crystalys Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $130M (Frazier Life Sciences, Wellington Management, HBM Healthcare Investments, Soleus Capital, Cormorant Asset Management, Trails Edge Capital Partners, Pivotal bioVenture Partners, KCap Biotechnology Fund, Novo Holdings, SR One, Catalys Pacific, Perceptive Xontogeny Venture Funds, Lightstone Ventures, AN Venture Partners, funds managed by abrdn Inc., KB Investments, Pontifax, Longwood Fund, Alexandria Venture Investments, Wedbush Healthcare Partners, Prebys Ventures Fund)
  • Enigma ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Robotics): $71M (Index Ventures, Ribbit Capital, Sarah Guo (Conviction Partners))
  • AegisAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $36M (Battery Ventures, Accel, Foundation Capital)
  • Underdog (Fantasy sports): $35M (BlackRock, Acies Investment)
  • Arrakis ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $30M
  • Moa Technology ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Biotech): ยฃ22.2M (Oxford Science Enterprises, Supernova Invest)
  • TidalSense ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Healthtech): $19M (Cross-Border Impact Ventures, BGF, Airstream Capital, Foresight Group)
  • Nuclear Turbines ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Nuclear): โ‚ฌ17.5M (IQ Capital, Rhapsody Venture Partners, Zero Carbon Capital, Empirical Ventures)
  • telli ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): $15M (redalpine, Mutschler, Cherry Ventures, Y Combinator, angel investors)
  • Modo Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Energy): ยฃ12.7m (CIBC Innovation Banking)
  • Yope ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Social media): $12.3M (ยฃ9.2M)
  • kausable ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): โ‚ฌ12M (UVC Partners, Entourage, HTGF, Mรคtch VC)
  • Circular Materials ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Materials): โ‚ฌ11.8M (CDP Venture Capital, EIC, EIT RawMaterials, 360 Capital, Corbitese Lumar)
  • Inference ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $11.8M (Multicoin Capital, a16z crypto)
  • Brenus Pharma ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Biotech): โ‚ฌ11M (Angelor, UI Investissement (managing FRAI), Crรฉdit Agricole)
  • Wellumio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $9.75M (Nuance Connected Capital)
  • Onalabs ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ9.3M (Sociedad Espaรฑola para la Transformaciรณn Tecnolรณgica – SETT)
  • Pstryk ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Energytech): โ‚ฌ7M (Future Energy Ventures, Axpo, Montis VC, ff Venture Capital, Simpact Ventures, private investors)
  • EQON ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด (Energy): $6M
  • Freight Hero ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Logistics): $5M (Field Ventures, Flybridge Capital, Tip Top VC, Front Porch Venture Partners)
  • Imagilabs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Edtech): $4.5M (Brighteye Ventures, Day One Capital, will.i.am, Feminvest, Fredrik Hjelm, Julia Elf)
  • Pilot Protocol ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI infrastructure): $4.5M (Version One Ventures, Precursor Ventures, Night Capital, Todd & Rahul Capital, Lenny Rachitsky, Ben Tossell)
  • Scape ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (Email): $3.2M (General Catalyst, Y Combinator, Sophia Bendz, Sebastian Knutsson, Max Junestrand, Jacob Wallenberg Jr)
  • Pollen ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น (Mobility): โ‚ฌ3.2M (Pale Blue Dot, Mustard Seed Maze, Kfund, Bynd Venture Capital, 4P Capital, Masia)
  • Beelzebub ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Cybersecurity): โ‚ฌ3M (United Ventures)
  • Saible ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): ยฃ2.9M (angel investors)
  • Ossprey ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Cybersecurity): ยฃ2M
  • Ponda ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Textiles): ยฃ1.8M
  • PageMind ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Software): โ‚ฌ1.2M (4Founders Capital, David Martรญn, Javier Pรฉrez-Tenessa)

Fund Watch

  • GIC ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ: $30B (allocation to hedge funds over 3 years)
  • Partners Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: $5.5B (debut infrastructure secondaries fund)
  • Meridiem Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $2B (equity L/S hedge fund, Schonfeld-backed)
  • Consortium of UK pension providers (incl. Railpen, Nest) ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: ยฃ1B (UK Scale-Up Fund, backing British tech scaleups, proposed)
  • Fresenius Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: โ‚ฌ200M (corporate VC for healthtech, min. investment over 5 years)
  • GEM Global Yield ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $15M (up to $15M share-purchase facility to finance Norofert’s US & Brazil expansion)
  • Odyssey Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: ยฃ10M (Odyssey Discovery I, early-stage AI & deep tech fund)
  • British Business Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: ยฃ10M (commitment to Odyssey Discovery I, $50M seed & pre-seed fund for UK AI and deeptech)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Apnimed Inc. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): seeking to raise $160M in a IPO by selling 10M shares at $14โ€“$16 apiece.
  • Scribe Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): surged 44% in its debut after raising $130M in an upsized IPO that valued it at $380M.
  • Brooks Automation ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): backed by THL Partners and considering an IPO.
  • Lyntris ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): backed by Trive Capital, filed for a IPO.
  • Cadillac Mines ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Gold): raised $273M in an upsized Canada IPO at a $4.2B valuation.
  • ChangXin Memory Technologies (CXMT) ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Semiconducteurs): a levรฉ 66,6 milliards de yuans (โ‰ˆ8,6Bโ‚ฌ) lors d’une IPO ร  Shanghai, ses actions bondissant de 470%.
  • CXMT ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Semiconductors): raised $9.8B in a historic China IPO to become the country’s most valuable company.
  • Innolight ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Optics): said to price a Hong Kong listing at $6.8B, below its top range.
  • Khazanah ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ (Sovereign wealth): sold $340M of Tenaga Nasional shares at a 5% discount.
  • Tablespace ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Technology): said to file a $350M India IPO.
  • Manipal Health ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Healthcare): seeking to raise $960M an India IPO at a reduced $8B valuation.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Autonom Services ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด: listed โ‚ฌ30M of bonds (5.97% coupon) on the Bucharest Stock Exchange.
  • AT&T ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: priced a five-part bond deal (amount not disclosed).
  • BlackRock ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raised $12.5B of debt to finance Meta’s data center.
  • Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: in talks to backstop a $250B OpenAI data-center project.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Target Hospitality ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: closed a $660M asset-based revolving credit facility (5โ€‘year) with a $190M accordion to potentially reach $850M.
  • Thea Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: received $20M ARPAโ€‘E grant to manufacture HTS magnets for fusion reactors.
  • Somnigroup ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: amended $2.9B senior secured credit facilities and secured $700M incremental liquidity.

โŒ Failures

  • Porsche ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: will cut about 9,000 jobs by 2035 and pledged โ‚ฌ2.1B in investments while securing sites until 2035.
  • BuzzFeed ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: sold for $120M, the company cut ~180 jobs (over a third) while carrying $58.4M in debt.
  • BitMart ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡พ: after nine years the crypto exchange will wind down. Halting trading Aug 26 and ceasing operations Jan 31, 2027. Its BMX token plunged >80%, cutting market cap to $19.5M.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Tank and Disorder. Two drunk British soldiers stole a 15-ton Bulldog armored vehicle and plowed through parked cars in Perham Down, leaving a trail of wreckage but no injuries. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Peak Performance. Mount Olympus has been added to UNESCO’s World Heritage list, giving Greece official bragging rights for the home of the gods and a new layer of protection. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pole Position. David Cifaldi, a Montana nurse, hiked 10 miles to safety after accidentally impaling himself on his own trekking pole near Granite Peak. (New York Times)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Signal Lost. The UK’s legendary Jodrell Bank telescope may shut down by 2028 after UKRI pulled its funding, leaving British radio astronomy in the dark. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Dear Pandemic. Senator Rand Paul releases Dr. Anthony Fauciโ€™s private diary, hoping for a Covid origins bombshell but finding only self-reflection and celebrity name-drops. (New York Times)

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