๐ฆ Piggybank with a Padlock
Everybody wants in, but the coins never seem to move.
Alphabet raised its capital spending guidance to $205B on Wednesday. On Thursday, Brussels fined it โฌ890M: โฌ460M for burying rivals under its own flight and hotel widgets, โฌ430M for stopping developers mentioning cheaper checkouts elsewhere. Two days of the building budget, give or take. The heaviest penalty ever handed down under the Digital Markets Act says less about the Commission’s ferocity than about where its regulators set the ceiling of their nerve.
The Truth Social post landed on Friday with the load-bearing words in capitals: the practice of ยซย ROBBINGย ยป American companies, the reminder that the United States is not a ยซย PIGGYBANKย ยป for Europe, the promise of total reversal. They will not be. A Section 301 investigation carries as much authority over a Commission decision as a Commission decision carries over a Nevada divorce court. Jamieson Greer, whose office will run the impartial inquiry, published its finding in advance: the fines endanger transatlantic stability. What it can do is forward the invoice to strangers: a Danish machine-tool exporter, an Italian tannery, consulted on neither the algorithm nor the bill.
On February 20 the Supreme Court held, 6 to 3, that emergency powers do not include a tariff, voiding some $90B already collected. Four days later Section 122 was used for the first time in 52 years on the books: 10% flat, capped at 15%, dead after 150 days by law. That clock ran out on July 24. Behind it, the 301 findings: no cap, no expiry, no Congress, and a June determination that all 60 economies examined were failing to police forced labour. Germany among them. Europe queued five months, emerged at 10% inside the Turnberry ceiling, exhaled on Friday, and rejoined the queue on Saturday.
The gatekeeper list runs to a handful of names, most incorporated in Delaware, and a regime landing almost exclusively on American firms will keep inviting the accusation. Washington’s memory is selective: BNP Paribas paid $8.9B in 2014 over dollar transfers that broke no French law, nine times the Google fine for conduct lawful where it happened, with a French engineering executive arrested at a New York airport to speed things up. The position now advanced is that European statute stops at the perimeter of an American balance sheet: immunity dressed as a trade complaint. Google has 60 days from July 23 to rewrite its results pages or start paying up to 5% of Alphabet’s daily worldwide turnover, the only firm date in any of this. If it slips, nothing will have been repealed and no court will have struck anything down; a regulation that 27 governments and an elected parliament put their names to will have gone unenforced because the defendant had a president willing to shout. States that stop applying their own statutes rarely issue a press release.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ซ๐ท Fire and Fury. France faces a historic inferno near Bordeaux, with Macron declaring this the gravest wildfire emergency since the Second World War and more heat on the way. (El Pais)
- ๐ช๐บ Cloud Control. A rare ยซย fire thundercloudย ยป wildfire has engulfed regions of France and Spain, burning over 290,000 acres and forcing 300,000 evacuations across Europe. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฆ๐ท Diplomatic Immunity. Argentina’s President Javier Milei publicly insults Brazil’s President Lula and judiciary, sparking a diplomatic crisis as Brazil recalls its ambassador. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ญ๐น Poll Position. Haiti’s electoral council sets presidential and legislative elections for December, but the vote depends entirely on whether security improves by then. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฎ๐ฉ Run Privilege. Entourage Bali, a club popular with digital nomads, faces backlash for allegedly excluding Indonesians from its events, leading to its Dutch founders being banned from the country. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ Bibi on the Brink. Facing elections and a stalled war in Iran, Netanyahu travels to Washington hoping Trump will lend him both credibility and cover. (El Pais)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Interference Charge. Iran summoned France’s envoy after detaining two French diplomats accused of meddling, while Paris condemned the incident as a deliberate act of intimidation. (France Info)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Talk Blocked. Iranโs foreign ministry insists no negotiations are underway with the US, dismissing any claims of talks as pure invention by Washington. (Ouest-France)
- ๐น๐ฉ Court Out. Chad announces its withdrawal from the International Criminal Court, citing US pressure and accusing the ICC of political bias against Africa. (Le Monde)
- ๐ Storm Warning. Africa faces a possible $20B economic hit from an impending ยซย superย ยป El Niรฑo, as the African Development Bank braces for droughts, floods, and mass migration. (Boursier)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Hot Streak. A fourth heatwave brings 35C forecasts to southern and eastern England, with the UKHSA issuing amber alerts while hosepipe bans continue to spread. (Bbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Class Action. Andy Burnham announces a shake-up of Englandโs education system, offering teens the chance to mix core academics with job-focused courses tied to local industries. (Bbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Left Field. Andy Burnham brings three Socialist Campaign Group MPs into government as ministerial aides, marking a first for Labour’s leftmost wing. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Food for Thought. The Bite of Seattle festival ended in tragedy with three killed and four wounded in a gang-related shooting, raising questions about event security. (Wall Street Journal)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฎ๐น Canal Toll. Venice raked in more than โฌ5M by charging short-term visitors up to โฌ10 each, with plans to hike the fee even higher next year. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ฎ๐น Code Red. Under ECB direction, Bankitalia demands banks and fintechs submit detailed risk assessments for AI-driven cyber threats by December 31. The message: upgrade or get out-hacked. (Italian)
- ๐ช๐บ Techxit. France is pushing back on UK participation in the EUโs โฌ5B Scaleup Europe Fund, demanding tougher conditions despite Britainโs โฌ150M buy-in offer. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Loan Steady. The ECB reports eurozone business loans grew 4% in June, unchanged from May, as household lending and money supply also ticked up. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Crude Awakening. President Trump claims the has sold over $13B of seized Venezuelan oil since Maduro’s capture, with proceeds held under control and audited by KPMG. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Sectioned Off. Trumpโs latest tariff blitz covers 60 trading partners and nearly all imports, this time relying on Section 301 to avoid Supreme Court challenges and cement tariffs as a fixture of policy. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฆ๐ท Cut Above. President Javier Milei boasts of historic spending cuts, but Argentina’s tax revenue keeps falling, forcing even deeper austerity to meet IMF targets. (El Pais)
- ๐จ๐ฑ Loan and Order. Chileโs right-wing president demands repayment from over 1.2M student borrowers, reviving a $600M debt that many thought would be quietly forgotten. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฎ๐ฉ Bank Shot. Bank Indonesia Governor Perry Warjiyo abruptly resigned, fueling fresh concerns about central bank independence under President Prabowo’s new administration. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ด๐ฒ Strait Talk. Iran and Oman are negotiating a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for shipping, hoping a short-term fix might revive stalled peace talks. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Current Affairs. A widespread outage hit Lloyds, Barclays, HSBC, Halifax, and Monzo, leaving UK customers unable to make online payments or access banking apps just in time for Mondayโs rush. (FinExtra)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Mind the Gap. NVIDIA ๐บ๐ธ unveiled its global AI alliance to promote safe automation, but UK firms are nowhere in sight, raising questions about Britain’s tech ambitions. (Uktech)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Capital Punishment. UK banks accuse the Bank of England of ignoring Wall Streetโs regulatory advantage, claiming stricter capital rules and software deductions cost them billions in lending power. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Levy Jeopardy. Reform UK’s proposed annual surcharge on employers of overseas staff could cripple the NHS, worsen teacher shortages, and threaten universities with bankruptcy, experts warn. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Default Setting. Student loan defaults are rising in the, with 9.5M borrowers owing $233B and many struggling to pay even on tight budgets. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Funds Unrailed. More than $7B in federal transit money sits unused as the Trump administration quietly freezes new grants for big city projects like New Yorkโs subway. (New York Times)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐บ๐ธ Data State. OpenAI may soon lease a $500B data center in Ohio, with Nvidiaโs $250B support and SoftBank leading the charge for AI supremacy. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cracking Up. New York City halted an office-to-residential conversion at the former Pfizer HQ after inspectors found structural cracks and unreported damage on site. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Heat Privilege. Residents at Britannia Point were told air conditioning was not included for them, leaving children sick in the summer while the units sat idle. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Band Aid. Andy Burnham pushes for council tax reform, warning Labour that patching up the old system will not fix fairness for UK households. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Terminal Loss. A government report warns that Heathrow’s third runway would siphon thousands of jobs from other UK regions, with the West Midlands hit hardest. (The Guardian)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Bridge Over Troubled Donald. The $4.5B Gordie Howe International Bridge between Canada and the US finally opened after Trump threatened to block it, with Canada celebrating solo and the US left off the guest list. (Washington Post)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Mining for Attention. Crypto shares rallied while AI chip stocks slumped, yet bitcoin miners lagged behind as investors chased new blockchain themes instead. (Cnbc)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ท Test Drive. Renault ๐ซ๐ท will stand trial for aggravated deception in the Dieselgate scandal, accused of rigging emissions tests while promising to defend its honor in court. (France Info)
- ๐ซ๐ท Image Control. Bernard Arnault, famed for curating luxury brands, launched a rare personal offensive against French media with a public letter and social media push. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฎ๐น Rome Service. Poste Italianeโs takeover of TIM forms a national telecom powerhouse, as Italy chooses sovereignty over Brusselsโ push for European champions. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ iWin. Apple regained the global market cap crown from Nvidia, finishing Monday at $4.95T while Nvidiaโs AI-fueled run lost a little steam. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Prime Directive. Amazon files to launch 5,000 satellites for global mobile service, taking aim at Elon Muskโs Starlink and the $20B space race for your phone. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฐ๐ท Chip Slip. Shares of SK Hynix ๐ฐ๐ท plunged 10% in Seoul as a global semiconductor sell-off deepened, dragging Samsung Electronics ๐ฐ๐ท down over 8% and rattling Asiaโs tech markets. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฐ๐ผ Barrel Chested. Kuwaitโs oil sector signs a $16B lease with KKR, Blackstone, and Brookfield, letting private equity muscle into the Gulfโs energy riches. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Baby Steps. Johnson & Johnson ๐บ๐ธ tries to put decades of talc litigation behind it by offering $5.5B to settle tens of thousands of cancer claims. (Bbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Baby Steps. Johnson & Johnson ๐บ๐ธ tries to put decades of talc litigation behind it by offering $5.5B to settle tens of thousands of cancer claims. (Bbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pouch Perfect. Philip Morris ๐บ๐ธ unveils a $1.2B manufacturing site in Colorado, betting big on Zyn as Americans swap cigarettes for nicotine pouches at record rates. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Buy American. Jefferies upgrades Ford ๐บ๐ธ and General Motors ๐บ๐ธ to buy, forecasting gains up to 22% as both automakers impress with earnings and outlook. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Logo Motion. Julie Masino exits as Cracker Barrel CEO following uproar over logo tweaks and mounting activist demands, leaving the brand’s makeover unfinished. (Wall Street Journal)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Qualitas Energy ๐ฌ๐ง and Wren House ๐ฐ๐ผ in advanced talks to acquire Lightsource ๐ฌ๐ง, BP’s solar business.
- ANNA Money ๐ฌ๐ง acquires UK Business Forums ๐ฌ๐ง, a long-established community platform supporting over 160,000 small businesses. Acquirer is a London-based fintech offering a full suite of business financial services.
- Vusion ๐ซ๐ท acquires In-Store Media (ISM) ๐ช๐ธ, a Barcelona-based retail media in-store specialist. ISM reported ~โฌ120M revenue in 2025, operates in 9 countries across EMEA, the Americas and APAC, works with 90+ retailers and 1,600+ brands, and offers 50+ print and digital media solutions.
- Argan ๐ซ๐ท merges with WDP ๐ง๐ช in an all-stock deal to form a $14.8B logistics real estate company.
- SoundCloud ๐ฉ๐ช acquires Nina Protocol ๐บ๐ธ, a decentralized Web3 music platform. Deal includes Ninaโs editorial archive and Genre Map discovery tool, offers a migration tool for Nina users and free SoundCloud Artist subscriptions to Nina artists until year-end.
- Allianz ๐ฉ๐ช acquires HSBC’s Singapore life and health insurance business ๐ฌ๐ง for $2.1B.
- CommerceClarity ๐ฎ๐น acquires Katalogo.ai ๐ช๐ธ, first corporate deal 18 months after founding and six months after a โฌ2.7M raise, AI-driven eโcommerce catalog technology.
- Objectway ๐ฎ๐น to acquire Slib ๐ซ๐ท from BNP Paribas and Natixis.
- UniCredit ๐ฎ๐น secures a 48% stake in Commerzbank ๐ฉ๐ช. Germany’s $50Bโlisted bank, leaving Commerzbank ready for takeover talks.
- InfoJobs ๐ช๐ธ adquiere viterbit ๐ช๐ธ, una plataforma Hiring OS para selecciรณn, contrataciรณn y gestiรณn de talento.
- Pontegadea Inversiones ๐ช๐ธ acquires Capital 8 business center ๐ซ๐ท from Invesco ๐บ๐ธ for $912M.
- Aiven ๐ซ๐ฎ acquires Flow AI ๐ณ๐ฑ to expand production AI infrastructure capabilities.
- Entegro ๐ฎ๐ช acquires Acel Energy ๐ฎ๐ช, forming Entegro Energy and creating roughly 100 new jobs.
- Travelnode ๐จ๐ญ acquires Rentlio ๐ญ๐ท.
- Arnest Management ๐ท๐บ acquires Reckitt ๐ฌ๐ง’s Russian hygiene business. Reckitt will take a $230M loss.
- KKR ๐บ๐ธ and Energy Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ to acquire DCC ๐ฎ๐ช for ยฃ5.75bn, a controversial takeover with founder and major shareholders opposing.
- IBM ๐บ๐ธ acquires HRL Laboratories ๐บ๐ธ. Silicon-spin qubit engineering lab founded as Hughes Research Laboratories in 1948. Transaction details not disclosed, IBM has pledged $10B to quantum research and is developing Quantum Starling and Blue Jay.
- Hellman & Friedman ๐บ๐ธ explores sale of a minority stake in TeamSystem ๐ฎ๐น at a valuation topping โฌ8bn. TeamSystem reports revenues of โฌ1.15bn and a 3mn-strong customer base.
- Wynnchurch Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires Luxfer ๐ฌ๐ง for $463M.
- Circle ๐บ๐ธ acquires IBM ๐บ๐ธ’s blockchain patent portfolio, comprising 680+ patent families and nearly 1000 issued patents across blockchain, banking, financial services, insurance, enterprise infrastructure, supply chain verification and secure cloud operations.
- Ares Management ๐บ๐ธ has held talks to acquire Leonard Green & Partners ๐บ๐ธ, a deal that would more than quadruple its private equity business. Ares manages $644B ($25B in PE), Leonard Green manages $85B and recently sold a company for $18B.
- Paramount ๐บ๐ธ pauses its $110B merger with Warner Bros ๐บ๐ธ until as late as June 2027 after twelve states sought to block the merger on antitrust grounds.
- United Airlines ๐บ๐ธ approached Delta ๐บ๐ธ about a potential $100B merger last year.
- Stripe ๐บ๐ธ is in talks to acquire OpenRouter ๐บ๐ธ for potentially $10B. The LLM API startup is valued at $1.3B.
- Jeff Bezos ๐บ๐ธ to join Amit Bhatia’s consortium to acquire 30% of Liverpool FC ๐ฌ๐ง from Fenway Sports Group ๐บ๐ธ at a $6B valuation.
- Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ and LY Corp. ๐ฏ๐ต make a joint $4.5B offer for Kakaku.com ๐ฏ๐ต to challenge a tender offer from EQT.
- Devon Energy ๐บ๐ธ explores a sale of its Eagle Ford and Powder River shale assets which could fetch a combined $4B.
- Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires Vitabiotics ๐ฌ๐ง for $1.2B from Tej Lalvani, a vitamins company.
- Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ, Donerail ๐บ๐ธ, and Centerbridge ๐บ๐ธ are the final bidders to acquire MarineMax ๐บ๐ธ for $1B.
- Midjourney ๐บ๐ธ acquires Co-Star ๐บ๐ธ, an AI lab acquiring the popular astrology app.
- Carlyle ๐บ๐ธ and Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ to acquire Wealth Enhancement ๐บ๐ธ from TA Associates ๐บ๐ธ and Onex ๐จ๐ฆ for $7B, RIA rollup.
- WSP Global ๐จ๐ฆ makes an improved $5.4B offer for Arcadis ๐ณ๐ฑ, an engineering consulting peer, at a 30% premium.
- Seven & i Holdings ๐ฏ๐ต ends talks to invest $1B in Zabka Group ๐ต๐ฑ
- SoftBank ๐ฏ๐ต is considering acquiring Gravis Robotics ๐ฉ๐ช for over $500M.
- InterVest capital partners ๐บ๐ธ acquires Kapitus ๐บ๐ธ, a small-business lender and financing marketplace with $10B deployed to over 65,000 SMBs.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฌ๐ง Private Practice. Revolut ๐ฌ๐ง launches access to private market funds for retail clients, partnering with Apollo, Ares, Hamilton Lane, and Partners Group to democratize investment strategies once reserved for institutions. (Boursier)
- ๐ซ๐ท Power Play. Schneider Electric launches a โฌ1B venture fund to back startups tackling AIโs hunger for energy, betting the real gold rush is in infrastructure, not just algorithms. (Crunchbase)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Fund and Games. German bank NordLB plans to enter fund finance and CLO markets, betting that a little risk can liven up its balance sheet. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ AI of the Tiger. Clara Chappaz urges Europe to speed up its push for AI sovereignty after the US restricted Anthropic’s Mythos model to American users only. (Les Echos)
- ๐บ๐ธ AI Owes It All. Nvidia ๐บ๐ธ may guarantee $250B in debt for OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ, tying their fates even closer as investors fret about risk stacking in the AI gold rush. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Artificial Insecurity. The cost of insuring Big Tech debt, especially for Oracle ๐บ๐ธ and Meta ๐บ๐ธ, is spiking as the AI spending spree leaves investors bracing for possible downgrades and defaults. (Financial Times)
- ๐จ๐ณ Licence to Code. Chinese start-up Moonshot unveils its Kimi K3 A.I. model and breaks with rivals by requiring licenses for large-scale use, sparking debate in tech circles worldwide. (New York Times)
Fundraising
- DeepSeek ๐จ๐ณ (AI): $70B
- The Boring Company ๐บ๐ธ (Infrastructure): $4B
- Atoms ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $1.7B (Andreessen Horowitz, Bain Capital, Fifth Wall, Uber)
- Multiverse Computing ๐ช๐ธ (AI): $570M (Forgepoint Capital International, BNPP SIVF, Bullhound Capital, Santander Alternative Investments, Tikehau Capital, Orange Ventures, Scania Invest)
- Antares ๐บ๐ธ (Nuclear): $470M (Paradigm, Caffeinated Capital, Point72 Ventures, Shine Capital, Industrious Ventures)
- Etched ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $300M (Sequoia Capital, Andreessen Horowitz, Jane Street, Diffusion, SK Hynix)
- Ominimo ๐ท๐ธ (Insurtech): $200M (Zurich Insurance)
- Augustus ๐ฉ๐ช (Fintech): $180M (Tiger Global, Hummingbird, QED, founders from Nubank, Ramp, Circle, Deel, existing investors)
- Cathedral ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $160M (Andreessen Horowitz, Sequoia Capital)
- Humanoid ๐ฌ๐ง (Robotics): $152M (Prime Movers Lab, Schaeffler, Bosch, Fubon Financial Holding Venture Capital, Aglaรฉ Ventures)
- Crystalys Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $130M (Frazier Life Sciences, Wellington Management, HBM Healthcare Investments, Soleus Capital, Cormorant Asset Management, Trails Edge Capital Partners, Pivotal bioVenture Partners, KCap Biotechnology Fund, Novo Holdings, SR One, Catalys Pacific, Perceptive Xontogeny Venture Funds, Lightstone Ventures, AN Venture Partners, funds managed by abrdn Inc., KB Investments, Pontifax, Longwood Fund, Alexandria Venture Investments, Wedbush Healthcare Partners, Prebys Ventures Fund)
- Enigma ๐ฎ๐ฑ (Robotics): $71M (Index Ventures, Ribbit Capital, Sarah Guo (Conviction Partners))
- AegisAI ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $36M (Battery Ventures, Accel, Foundation Capital)
- Underdog (Fantasy sports): $35M (BlackRock, Acies Investment)
- Arrakis ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): $30M
- Moa Technology ๐ฌ๐ง (Biotech): ยฃ22.2M (Oxford Science Enterprises, Supernova Invest)
- TidalSense ๐ฌ๐ง (Healthtech): $19M (Cross-Border Impact Ventures, BGF, Airstream Capital, Foresight Group)
- Nuclear Turbines ๐ฌ๐ง (Nuclear): โฌ17.5M (IQ Capital, Rhapsody Venture Partners, Zero Carbon Capital, Empirical Ventures)
- telli ๐ฉ๐ช (AI): $15M (redalpine, Mutschler, Cherry Ventures, Y Combinator, angel investors)
- Modo Energy ๐ฌ๐ง (Energy): ยฃ12.7m (CIBC Innovation Banking)
- Yope ๐ฌ๐ง (Social media): $12.3M (ยฃ9.2M)
- kausable ๐ฉ๐ช (AI): โฌ12M (UVC Partners, Entourage, HTGF, Mรคtch VC)
- Circular Materials ๐ฎ๐น (Materials): โฌ11.8M (CDP Venture Capital, EIC, EIT RawMaterials, 360 Capital, Corbitese Lumar)
- Inference ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $11.8M (Multicoin Capital, a16z crypto)
- Brenus Pharma ๐ซ๐ท (Biotech): โฌ11M (Angelor, UI Investissement (managing FRAI), Crรฉdit Agricole)
- Wellumio ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $9.75M (Nuance Connected Capital)
- Onalabs ๐ช๐ธ (Healthcare): โฌ9.3M (Sociedad Espaรฑola para la Transformaciรณn Tecnolรณgica – SETT)
- Pstryk ๐ต๐ฑ (Energytech): โฌ7M (Future Energy Ventures, Axpo, Montis VC, ff Venture Capital, Simpact Ventures, private investors)
- EQON ๐ณ๐ด (Energy): $6M
- Freight Hero ๐บ๐ธ (Logistics): $5M (Field Ventures, Flybridge Capital, Tip Top VC, Front Porch Venture Partners)
- Imagilabs ๐บ๐ธ (Edtech): $4.5M (Brighteye Ventures, Day One Capital, will.i.am, Feminvest, Fredrik Hjelm, Julia Elf)
- Pilot Protocol ๐บ๐ธ (AI infrastructure): $4.5M (Version One Ventures, Precursor Ventures, Night Capital, Todd & Rahul Capital, Lenny Rachitsky, Ben Tossell)
- Scape ๐ธ๐ช (Email): $3.2M (General Catalyst, Y Combinator, Sophia Bendz, Sebastian Knutsson, Max Junestrand, Jacob Wallenberg Jr)
- Pollen ๐ต๐น (Mobility): โฌ3.2M (Pale Blue Dot, Mustard Seed Maze, Kfund, Bynd Venture Capital, 4P Capital, Masia)
- Beelzebub ๐ฎ๐น (Cybersecurity): โฌ3M (United Ventures)
- Saible ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): ยฃ2.9M (angel investors)
- Ossprey ๐ฌ๐ง (Cybersecurity): ยฃ2M
- Ponda ๐ฌ๐ง (Textiles): ยฃ1.8M
- PageMind ๐ช๐ธ (Software): โฌ1.2M (4Founders Capital, David Martรญn, Javier Pรฉrez-Tenessa)
Fund Watch
- GIC ๐ธ๐ฌ: $30B (allocation to hedge funds over 3 years)
- Partners Group ๐จ๐ญ: $5.5B (debut infrastructure secondaries fund)
- Meridiem Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $2B (equity L/S hedge fund, Schonfeld-backed)
- Consortium of UK pension providers (incl. Railpen, Nest) ๐ฌ๐ง: ยฃ1B (UK Scale-Up Fund, backing British tech scaleups, proposed)
- Fresenius Ventures ๐ฉ๐ช: โฌ200M (corporate VC for healthtech, min. investment over 5 years)
- GEM Global Yield ๐บ๐ธ: $15M (up to $15M share-purchase facility to finance Norofert’s US & Brazil expansion)
- Odyssey Ventures ๐ฌ๐ง: ยฃ10M (Odyssey Discovery I, early-stage AI & deep tech fund)
- British Business Bank ๐ฌ๐ง: ยฃ10M (commitment to Odyssey Discovery I, $50M seed & pre-seed fund for UK AI and deeptech)
๐IPO
- Apnimed Inc. ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): seeking to raise $160M in a IPO by selling 10M shares at $14โ$16 apiece.
- Scribe Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): surged 44% in its debut after raising $130M in an upsized IPO that valued it at $380M.
- Brooks Automation ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): backed by THL Partners and considering an IPO.
- Lyntris ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): backed by Trive Capital, filed for a IPO.
- Cadillac Mines ๐จ๐ฆ (Gold): raised $273M in an upsized Canada IPO at a $4.2B valuation.
- ChangXin Memory Technologies (CXMT) ๐จ๐ณ (Semiconducteurs): a levรฉ 66,6 milliards de yuans (โ8,6Bโฌ) lors d’une IPO ร Shanghai, ses actions bondissant de 470%.
- CXMT ๐จ๐ณ (Semiconductors): raised $9.8B in a historic China IPO to become the country’s most valuable company.
- Innolight ๐ญ๐ฐ (Optics): said to price a Hong Kong listing at $6.8B, below its top range.
- Khazanah ๐ฒ๐พ (Sovereign wealth): sold $340M of Tenaga Nasional shares at a 5% discount.
- Tablespace ๐ฎ๐ณ (Technology): said to file a $350M India IPO.
- Manipal Health ๐ฎ๐ณ (Healthcare): seeking to raise $960M an India IPO at a reduced $8B valuation.
๐งณ Debt
- Autonom Services ๐ท๐ด: listed โฌ30M of bonds (5.97% coupon) on the Bucharest Stock Exchange.
- AT&T ๐บ๐ธ: priced a five-part bond deal (amount not disclosed).
- BlackRock ๐บ๐ธ: raised $12.5B of debt to finance Meta’s data center.
- Nvidia ๐บ๐ธ: in talks to backstop a $250B OpenAI data-center project.
- Target Hospitality ๐บ๐ธ: closed a $660M asset-based revolving credit facility (5โyear) with a $190M accordion to potentially reach $850M.
- Thea Energy ๐บ๐ธ: received $20M ARPAโE grant to manufacture HTS magnets for fusion reactors.
- Somnigroup ๐บ๐ธ: amended $2.9B senior secured credit facilities and secured $700M incremental liquidity.
โ Failures
- Porsche ๐ฉ๐ช: will cut about 9,000 jobs by 2035 and pledged โฌ2.1B in investments while securing sites until 2035.
- BuzzFeed ๐บ๐ธ: sold for $120M, the company cut ~180 jobs (over a third) while carrying $58.4M in debt.
- BitMart ๐ฐ๐พ: after nine years the crypto exchange will wind down. Halting trading Aug 26 and ceasing operations Jan 31, 2027. Its BMX token plunged >80%, cutting market cap to $19.5M.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ฌ๐ง Tank and Disorder. Two drunk British soldiers stole a 15-ton Bulldog armored vehicle and plowed through parked cars in Perham Down, leaving a trail of wreckage but no injuries. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฌ๐ท Peak Performance. Mount Olympus has been added to UNESCO’s World Heritage list, giving Greece official bragging rights for the home of the gods and a new layer of protection. (France Info)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pole Position. David Cifaldi, a Montana nurse, hiked 10 miles to safety after accidentally impaling himself on his own trekking pole near Granite Peak. (New York Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Signal Lost. The UK’s legendary Jodrell Bank telescope may shut down by 2028 after UKRI pulled its funding, leaving British radio astronomy in the dark. (Bbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Dear Pandemic. Senator Rand Paul releases Dr. Anthony Fauciโs private diary, hoping for a Covid origins bombshell but finding only self-reflection and celebrity name-drops. (New York Times)