All issues
⚡ Plug and Pray
Who’s paying the next bandwidth bill, anyway?
7 Sep 2026
🔌 Plugged In, Cut Off
The bill shows up long before the power does.
4 Sep 2026
🏦 Three-Card Policy
Keep your eye on the asset. Oops, wrong cup.
3 Sep 2026
🕵️♂️ Follow The Trophy
The plaque’s worth more than the numbers.
2 Sep 2026
🚪 Doorbell Diplomacy
If no one answers, the neighbors will.
1 Sep 2026
🏚️ Demolition Daydream
We build fast, and promise even faster tear-downs.
31 Aug 2026
🚪 Knock Knock
Guess who’s back at your door—with a warrant this time.
28 Aug 2026
📞 Missed Call
The line’s open, but nobody’s picking up this time.
27 Aug 2026
🧃 Teaspoon Twist
Fighting a bonfire with a juice box and a prayer.
26 Aug 2026
🤖 Apprentice Parade
Seventy-nine bots on one poor soul’s clipboard.
25 Aug 2026
🤹♂️ Debt Juggling
Three balls up, but who's catching?
24 Aug 2026
🤡 All-In, No Bluff
Megaphone threats don’t come with a rewind button.
21 Aug 2026