๐Ÿค Hold My Hand

The jumpโ€™s still pending, but the photo opโ€™s done.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of 12 October 2026

Good morning!

The EU's finance ministers have agreed to give the bloc a single supervisor for its capital markets. There is one condition: it must keep its hands off the Frankfurt stock exchange. Germany was happy to send everyone else's trading venues to ESMA, the EU securities watchdog based in Paris, provided its own stayed home. The main equity market of Europe's largest economy will go on being policed by the state of Hesse, through a regional ministry whose title also covers energy, transport, housing and rural areas. In New York, a trading floor answers to the SEC. Its German cousin reports to the department for villages.

Berlin calls this "not a carve-out", since the exchange's parent does hand its clearing and settlement arms to ESMA. The text merely sets volume thresholds and a test of how far a venue reaches beyond its borders, cut so precisely that one very large customer falls just outside. Good tailoring attracts clients: three more operators slipped out through the same seam, one of them owned by that same customer. Of 9 clearing houses due to change supervisor, 6 will. Of some 360 crypto firms, between 10 and 15. The smaller states won more say for national supervisors inside ESMA. Chairing the talks was Ireland, which spent years resisting the plan, fearing its fund industry would decamp to Paris. Its finance minister urged colleagues to "hold hands and jump together". The hands were held. The jump is pending.

Supervision is the last lever a government holds over its financial centre: the fees, the jobs, the official who picks up the phone. Nobody trades that for a slogan, and calling the ministers cowards is too easy. The ECB began just as timidly in 2014, taking only the biggest banks, and the arrangement has held. A partial watchdog that exists is worth more than a flawless one in a slide deck. The European Commission, which drew up the flawless one, "deeply regrets" the result. The ECB's president, who usually lets her deputy do the talking at these meetings, asked for the floor to say she shared the concern.

The capital markets union was launched in 2015 and has since been renamed once without being finished. EU households keep about โ‚ฌ10T in bank deposits. Some โ‚ฌ300B of their savings leaves each year, mostly for the market the SEC has watched since 1934. A founder choosing where to list finds one referee in New York. The EU fields 27 and has just promoted a 28th. Every minister went home having defended something real, an exchange here, a fund industry there. Added together, those defences make a continent that finances other people's futures. Nobody in that room was sent there to do the sum.
 

๐Ÿค Hold My Hand

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Vote of No Confidence. UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham confirms for the first time that Russia interfered in the 2016 Brexit referendum, warning similar meddling is targeting France and Germany. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Force of Habit. Franceโ€™s โ€œpolice of the policeโ€ racks up 24 new inquiries into officersโ€™ actions at student protests, while officials insist no special restraint is needed. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Right on Cue. New polls show the center-right Popular Party and far-right Vox on track for a parliamentary majority in Spainโ€™s November elections, leaving Pedro Sanchezโ€™s leftist coalition trailing. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ State of Alarm. Polish officials gather at the anti-terror center following warnings of possible assassination attempts on top leaders, though no concrete information has been disclosed. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Heat of the Moment. The climate service Copernicus reports September was the second-hottest on record globally, with Western Europe tying its warmest September ever and rivers running at historic lows. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Freeze Frame. Zelensky proposes a reciprocal pause in energy attacks, telling Moscow to stop its strikes if it wants Kyiv to do the same, with concrete guarantees required. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ship Happens. The Pentagon hit a commercial cargo vessel in the Gulf of Oman for defying its blockade, sending a message as Iran and the trade maritime warnings. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต No Escape Clause. North Korea launched several ballistic missiles, declaring their new weapons cannot be dodged, as regional tensions keep climbing despite Seoul's attempts at diplomacy. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต Current Affairs. Flash floods triggered by a landslide in central Nepal have swept away homes, bridges, and a hydropower camp, leaving five people missing and dozens rescued. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Terminal Velocity. At least 12 people were killed and 309 injured after a missile strike hit Riyadh airport, with Saudi officials blaming Yemenโ€™s Houthi forces and scrambling to manage the fallout. (Le Figaro)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Counting Sheep. The IFS accuses Chancellor Healey of dreaming if he thinks he can balance the Budget without confronting the inflation spike triggered by war in Iran. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Power to the Fewer. After a bitter row over a Zionism motion, Green party leader Zack Polanski calls for less member rule and more leadership authority to steer policy. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Risk Management. After the RAF Fairford incident, UK officials debate whether to publicly warn that Iran is now eyeing US military targets in Britain. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Unsafe States. Political violence is no longer a distant fear for many Americans, with threats and attacks now shaping public life and private anxiety. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Business as Usual. Department of Homeland Security's Mullin confirms ICE will not suspend operations in New York following the recent Bronx shooting incident. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Family Values. The Harp family fractured over politics and faith as Natalie Harp, now a Trump aide, became the lightning rod for deep personal and ideological divides. (Washington Post)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Going Concerned. Germany saw over 15,000 company insolvencies in the first seven months of 2023, with July marking the highest level in 13 years and transport firms hit hardest. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Rate Race. Goldman Sachs warns that Italy could face the same bond market jitters as France, as Rome's widening deficit puts investors on edge. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Oilโ€™s Well. Norwayโ€™s sovereign wealth fund has hit โ‚ฌ2T in assets, letting the government tap โ‚ฌ54B for welfare spending and making neighbors green with envy. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bond Voyage. Despite higher yields, SpaceX and Broadcom ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are gearing up for massive debt issuances to bankroll their AI ambitions, proving tech's appetite for leverage is far from sated. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Hack to the Future. Facing a wave of cyber attacks on everything from karaoke chains to hospitals, Japanโ€™s government has called a state of emergency in cyberspace and scrambled to tighten digital ID rules. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ Peace Dividend. President Lai announces Taiwan will boost military spending to over 3% of GDP, arguing that deterrence is the only way to keep Beijing at bay. (Le Figaro)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Switching Off the Empire. The Alan Turing Institute's George Williamson warns that the UK risks losing control if it relies on foreign AI, calling for homegrown alternatives before someone else pulls the plug. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Rate Expectations. National Savings & Investments lifts its interest rates above 5% for the first time in nearly three years, but experts warn the party may not last. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Free Agents. UK ministers move to outlaw non-compete agreements, aiming to unleash growth by letting researchers and founders change employers more easily. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Tick T+1. Banks across the and UK face a one-year countdown to implement T+1 settlement, forcing a scramble for automation and compliance. (FinExtra)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Back to the Shop Floor. Gig workers for Uber and Lyft are joining traditional unions as rising costs and shrinking paychecks make nostalgia for old-school organizing suddenly practical. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Motor Skills. Ford, JPMorgan Chase and Michigan launch a $1B push to revive manufacturing by linking startups with funding, customers and state support. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Feeling Blue. consumer sentiment took another hit in October, with the Michigan survey showing a sharper decline than Wall Street forecasts. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Hiring Freeze. Statistics Canada reports a loss of 68,300 jobs in September, marking two consecutive months of declines and a clear reversal from earlier employment gains. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Offline Mode. Yandex halted operations at a key data centre near Moscow after a Ukrainian drone attack, the third such strike to hit the company in a week. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Build Bridges. Zohran Mamdani, the leftโ€™s rising star, shocks supporters by collaborating with Donald Trump on housing policy while keeping his popularity intact. (Spiegel)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Ground Control. Groupe ADP, owner of Charles de Gaulle, continues to earn from sanctioned Russian and Iranian carriers via its Turkish operations, proving that compliance is often a matter of geography. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Pit Stop. Porsche's global deliveries slid to 178,532 vehicles, a 16% drop from last year, as the company faces a cooling Chinese market and model changes. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Hostile Environment. With Intesa Sanpaolo ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น raising its bid, Monte dei Paschi di Siena ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น convenes directors for a Monday showdown over its merger future, where the only certainty is more intrigue. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Name Drop. Tesla is dropping the "Full Self-Driving" label in Europe, relaunching the feature as "Assisted Driving" following regulatory pressure from Germany. (CNBC)
  • ๐ŸŒ Driven Out. Uber ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ abruptly halts operations across Nigeria, leaving drivers and riders stranded as cost-cutting trumps comfort and safety in Africa's biggest market. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Watts Next. BYD has become the world's number one electric car company, outselling Tesla by a wide margin and setting the pace for the industry. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Stronger Together. The rupee posted its largest gain half a year as the RBI stepped with rate hikes and liquidity moves to steady the currency. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Drive North. Geely, one of China's largest automakers, will enter the Canadian market in 2027 while the US moves to block Chinese car imports. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Schneider Electric ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has announced the acquisition of PTC ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for โ‚ฌ20.2B, with completion expected by Q3 2027.
  • Porsche ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช raised its stake in Manthey Racing ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช to 67%.
  • Rheinmetall ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช has acquired Damen Shipyards Mangalia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด for โ‚ฌ138M excluding VAT.
  • Generali ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น is preparing a takeover bid for listed private bank Banca Generali ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น, valued at $8.5B.
  • Caltagirone ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น rejected Banca Monte dei Paschi di Siena ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น's bid for Banco BPM ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น and Banca Generali ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น, involving a $25B-listed peer.
  • Trevi Finanziaria Industriale ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น may reject Webuild ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นโ€™s improved $370M cash takeover offer as undervalued.
  • Blaumar Capital ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ and Inveready ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ have acquired a majority stake in BK Professional Components Holding ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ, the parent company of Blinker ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Kollarna ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช was sold. Tech entrepreneur Matilda Lundblad now takes over a SEK 1B+ group.
  • Management led by CEO Moussa Diao and trading manager Herve Bouvet has acquired Africa-focused trader Oryx Energies ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ for $1B in a management buyout.
  • The Friedkin Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is considering selling a controlling interest in Everton FC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • Cloudflare ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ announces the acquisition of Deno ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, the startup behind the Deno programming runtime.
  • Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in early talks to acquire or deepen its investment in Reflection AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, which was valued at $25B in March. An acqui-hire, further equity investment or technology partnership is under discussion.
  • Starbucks ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is exploring a takeover bid for Chipotle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, valued at $40B.
  • Carlyle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's deal to acquire Lukoil ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ's $10B portfolio of international assets expired.
  • Coca-Cola ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ seeks to unwind its $5B acquisition of Costa Coffee ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง after a failed sale process.
  • Crescent Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Devon Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's Texas drilling portfolio for $4.2B.
  • Chevron ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will divest its stakes in Hess Midstream ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and its DJ Basin crude oil midstream assets as part of a restructuring, taking a $3B-$4B hit.
  • Elliott ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Siris ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are exploring a $2B sale of infrastructure software provider Gigamon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Viatris ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire Pacira BioSciences ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.65B in cash, a 45% premium.
  • SpaceX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire 100% of Grain Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€™s nationwide low-band spectrum portfolio.
  • Amazon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire AI startup Decart ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for around $7B.
  • RBC Global Asset Management ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ will vote against H&R REIT ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's $4.8B breakup and sale.
  • SBI Group ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is preparing a digital asset joint venture with Mesh Connect ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Money Forward ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต in Japan.
  • Gold Fields ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ will acquire BHP ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ's Kambalda Nickel Concentrator and related rights in Western Australia.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Hexagon ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช has agreed to acquire geotechnical and engineering analysis software provider Rocscience ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ from TA Associates and its founders and management for $535M.
  • Evernorth Holdings ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ completes its business combination with Armada Acquisition Corp. II ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, raising $300M in gross proceeds and listing on Nasdaq.
  • North Branch Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in Callaway Industrial Services ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a provider of industrial and commercial plant maintenance services. The transaction closed on August 14, 2026.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Audit and Glory. Manchester City is accused of inflating its finances by ยฃ900M over nine years, putting BDO's audit work and the UK's football oversight regime under harsh scrutiny. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Exit Strategy. Two cofounders of Project Europe, the VC fund launched by Harry Stebbings, are stepping down as the firm prepares for its next phase. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Open Season. Christian Kroll clarifies Ecosiaโ€™s move away from Mistral is driven by a preference for open, affordable AI, not concerns over China. (EU-Startups)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Enron Encore. Jefferies says it found fraud in $900M of deals with Radiant World and Sapphire Minmetals, echoing scandals the industry hoped were history. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Click to Clean. Western giant Reckitt ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง is cashing in as Chinese shoppers buy cleaning staples like Lysol via social commerce instead of grocery aisles. (Wall Street Journal)

Fundraising

  • Ramp ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $1.85B (Dragoneer Investment Group, Thrive Capital, Founders Fund)
  • SWI Group ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (AI infrastructure): โ‚ฌ800M
  • TypeSafe AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $870M (Andreessen Horowitz, Sequoia Capital, strategic angel investors)
  • Manus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $500M (Boyu Capital, IDG Capital)
  • Oratomic (Quantum computing): $475M (ARCH Venture Partners, Spark Capital, Khosla Ventures, Index Ventures, General Catalyst, Bezos Expeditions)
  • Oxide Computer Company ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cloud computing): $445M (Eclipse, US Innovative Technology Fund, Riot Ventures, Jane Street, Atreides Management, AMD Ventures)
  • Atomic Machines ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Manufacturing): $250M (One Investment Management, Gigafund, XTX Ventures, Valor Equity Partners, University of California)
  • Voltus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $225M (Generation Investment Management)
  • Arena ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $200M (Lightspeed Venture Partners, Khosla Ventures, Salesforce Ventures, 01 Advisors, Dell Technologies Capital, Endeavor Catalyst, a16z, Felicis, AMP PBC, QuantumLight, The House Fund)
  • VEIR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $110M (Matter Venture Partners, Tyche Partners)
  • Sabi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $50M (Khosla Ventures, Accel, Initialized Capital, Kevin Weil, DST Global, Collaborative Fund, Ascend)
  • Gallatin AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $50M (8VC, Silent Ventures)
  • Sava Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Healthcare): $36M (Ascensia Diabetes Care, Balderton Capital, Pentland Ventures, Norrsken VC, Simplyhealth Ventures, JamJar Investments)
  • Vates ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Software): โ‚ฌ30M
  • Fortastra ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): $30M (First In)
  • Catalyst (AI): $30M (Sequoia)
  • Rein Security (Cybersecurity): $25M (Glilot Capital, Sienna Venture Capital)
  • Kapta Space ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Space): $24M (Washington Harbour Partners, Bison Ventures, MetaVC, MYDA Capital, Entrada Ventures, Aurelia Foundry, Fitz Gate Ventures)
  • Modern Classrooms Project ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Education): $12M (Skeebo Foundation)
  • NETSEC ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Cybersecurity): โ‚ฌ8.9M
  • Klarent ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Cybersecurity): โ‚ฌ7.13M (Mosaic Ventures, Moonfire Ventures, Jรผrgen Galler, Harris Barton, AngelInvest Ventures)
  • Outro ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $7M (Listen Ventures, Cake Ventures, LAUNCH, Actions Capital, Hannah Grey VC, SemperVirens, Brock Recovery Group, Pave Health Ventures)
  • GUDEA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $7M (Mudita Ventures, Collide Capital)
  • SpectaCell ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ6M (imec.xpand, PMVโ€™s Flanders Future Tech Fund, InnovationQuarter Capital, Qbic, VIB)
  • VERSO ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Consumer research): โ‚ฌ5.4M
  • Besso ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (AI): โ‚ฌ4.29M
  • Peppermint ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $4.7M (Moxxie, Homebrew, Better Tomorrow Ventures, Layout Ventures, Digital Health Venture Partners, Night Capital, Benjamin Mann, Evan Moore)
  • NeoFleet Capital ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ (Mobility): โ‚ฌ3.5M (Mark Loughran, private investors)
  • OllyGarden (Observability): $4M (Next Frontier Capital, Grand Ventures, ACTAI Ventures, DIG Ventures, Datadog, Grafana Labs, Dash0)
  • Autentic AI ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): โ‚ฌ1.5M (Baobab Ventures, Lanai Ventures, Acurio Ventures, Masia VC)
  • egaranti ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท (Warranty technology): $1.1M (Aloqa Ventures, Techpoint, Hedef Holding)

Fund Watch

  • Spectrum Equity ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $2.5B (Fund XI, oversubscribed growth equity fund, closed)
  • Guggenheim Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $2.4B (withdrawn from four largest mutual funds amid CEO investigation)
  • Sheridan Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.35B (two new healthcare PE funds)
  • Consonance Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.35B (Consonance Private Equity III, oversubscribed U.S. healthcare private equity fund)
  • Aphias Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.05B (inaugural private equity fund, closed oversubscribed)
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1B (private credit continuation vehicle for 2022-vintage assets, led by Allianz)
  • Energy Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $834M (single-asset continuation vehicle for Next Wave Energy Partners)
  • Sriram Krishnan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $500M (new VC fund for growth-stage AI startups focused on national security, seeking to raise)
  • Endeavor Catalyst ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $320M (Fund V, oversubscribed venture fund, deploying)
  • Corre Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $220M (3rd distressed credit fund, $650M target, raised to date)
  • Vinci ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ: โ‚ฌ114M (Vinci Space Tech Fund, new space technology fund)
  • PSV Tech ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: โ‚ฌ56M (2nd tech fund, Nordic pre-seed investments, closed)
  • Monte Carlo Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ: โ‚ฌ13M (Fund II, early-stage DeepTech, AI and SpaceTech, first close; โ‚ฌ26M target)
  • Encourage Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raising a new India-focused private equity fund

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Revolut ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Banking): considering a future IPO, likely with a primary listing in the US.
  • Belron ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช (Automotive): has selected banks for a European IPO targeting a record $35B valuation.
  • Solidigm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): selected banks for a IPO that could raise $10B at a $100B valuation.
  • Iambic Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): seeking to raise $160M in its IPO.
  • Blue Origin ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): may pursue a Wall Street IPO in several years.
  • Sanegene Bio ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Biotech): confidentially filed for a Hong Kong IPO.
  • SQ Advanced Interconnect ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ (Semiconductors): considering raising $75M at a $300M valuation in a Malaysia IPO in Q1.
  • Avaada Electro ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Solar): plans to launch a $785M India IPO next month.
  • Firmus ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (Data centers): shelved its record $5.5B Australian IPO due to low demand and is considering private funding.
  • Banque du Caire ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Banking): offering a 30% stake, comprising 4.575 billion shares, in an IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • EDF ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: secured โ‚ฌ4B in bank loans maturing in 12-18 months.
  • Waymo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: increased its debut debt raise to $5B.
  • Aeropuerto de Cancรบn ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ: completed a $1.8B senior notes offering led by JPMorgan.
  • Tencent ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: considering another $5B offshore bond sale.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • CollPlant ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ: raised $3.7M in a private placement.

โŒ Failures

  • Volkswagen ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: fined โ‚ฌ1.2M ($1.3M) by BaFin for failing to promptly disclose its 2023 financial forecast.
  • Liquid Swords ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: the game studio is near bankruptcy after failing to pay employees for two months.
  • Flock Safety ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the AI surveillance startup plans to cut about 270 jobs, or 18% of its workforce, amid growing backlash.
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • Tamedia ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: the media group is cutting 34 full-time jobs amid declining advertising revenue.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Tiger King. A man was killed after entering a tiger enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park, prompting a police investigation and the zooโ€™s immediate closure. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Star Power. The northern lights put on a rare show across the UK, lighting up skies as far south as Devon and Kent for delighted stargazers. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Guilt Trip. A Canadian, haunted by a decades-old art heist, ships two stolen statue fingers back to Chรขteau de Pierrefonds, complete with a rueful letter and a nod to poetic justice. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Flat-Pack Shelter. IKEA ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช says its Danish stores could double as emergency shelters or field hospitals during blackouts or disasters, turning meatballs and Allen keys into crisis response. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Island in the Sun. The Kuril Islands, seized by the Soviet Union in 1945, are still at the center of a bitter territorial dispute between Russia and Japan. (Le Figaro)

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