All issues
🚀One Small Step for Brian
AI gets promoted, 700 humans get vacuumed
11 May 2026
🧮 Divide by Nothing
The trick's in the math, but the bill still lands.
8 May 2026
🏝️ Sandbar Mailbox
Sorry, your billionaire is out sunbathing.
7 May 2026
🎂 Just Desserts
Enjoy your trophy, forget your balance.
6 May 2026
📱 Swipe for Truth
The Treasury dances while counting the beans and the lies.
5 May 2026
🥄 Spooned Sentences
Every mouthful tastes vaguely familiar.
4 May 2026
🪟 Leaks on Display
When the blinds are down, someone’s got the window wide open.
30 Apr 2026
🛁 Don't Ask, Don't Smell
Code, iris scans, or conditioner. They won't tell.
29 Apr 2026
🚚 Frozen assets
Meat’s fresh, but those numbers smell.
28 Apr 2026
📊 Spot the Difference
Next month, same headlines, same drama.
27 Apr 2026
🏦 The Waiting Room
Nobody leaves. Everyone checks their watch.
24 Apr 2026
🪑 Two Chairs, No Questions
Bring a table, lose your taxes. That’s the whole trick.
23 Apr 2026