๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Ring and Blink

Blink once: another $29K just landed somewhere invisible.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of June 17, 2026


Good morning!

The Nasdaq bell rang in June, SpaceX began trading under SPCX, and a single human being became worth a trillion dollars. Forbes says $1.2T, Bloomberg says $1.1T, and the gap between those two estimates is larger than the entire fortune of the richest citizen in most countries on earth. The number is so vast it stops meaning anything, which is precisely why every commentator reaches for the same crutch: the GDP of some mid-sized nation. The comparison is lazy and wrong. A GDP is a flow, the output of a country across 12 months of labour. A fortune is a stock, a thing that sits there. Setting one against the other is like declaring a year’s salary and a bank balance to be the same item.

None of it is real, runs the predictable objection: paper wealth, Tesla shares that cannot be spent, locked up and illiquid. The banks disagreed. In 2022 that same paper served as collateral for the $13B of debt raised to swallow Twitter, a platform since renamed, gutted, and worth a fraction of what was paid. Nobody advances that kind of money against a mood. Illiquid is not imaginary. It means the trillion exists everywhere except in a wallet.

Better yardsticks exist, and they insult the intelligence rather less than any set of national accounts. A trillion dollars buys every flat, every garret, every Haussmannian floor in Paris, the entire residential stock valued near โ‚ฌ700B, with change to spare for a second city somewhere. It is roughly 4 LVMHs, the largest listed company on the continent, purchased outright and kept in a drawer. Divided evenly, it is about $140 pressed into the hand of every living person on the planet. Counted in local heroes, it is some 70 Xavier Niels, the telecoms billionaire who once accepted a fistfight in a Lidl car park and actually turned up. The fortune swelled by around $29K every second of 2026, more than most workers earn in a year, banked in the time it takes to clear the throat.

The arithmetic is a parlour game, and parlour games are a method of not looking at the thing directly. The disquieting part is not that one man outweighs a continent’s worth of handbags and champagne. It is that the figure has climbed past the point where any mind can hold it, and a sum nobody can picture is a sum nobody can govern. Wealth that cannot be imagined cannot be taxed, regulated, or argued with on level terms. A trillion dollars buys almost anything on the list. The one purchase it has made quietly, on credit, in everyone’s name, is the collapse of the public’s ability to understand what it is looking at.

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Ring and Blink

๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Red Alert. Wes Streeting openly threatens to launch a Labour leadership challenge against Keir Starmer, signaling the partyโ€™s internal crisis could escalate within days. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Table Manners. Emmanuel Macron hosts a G7 summit in Evian with no notes and no advisers, betting on open, unscripted talks among leaders for a diplomatic win. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Prime Suspect. Former Spanish prime minister Josรฉ Luis Rodrรญguez Zapatero becomes the first ex-leader in Spainโ€™s democracy to face a judge for alleged influence peddling, tax fraud, and money laundering. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Ship Happens. France, Britain, and other European countries say they will send naval vessels to the Strait of Hormuz, but only if the new US-Iran cease-fire actually holds. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Mind the Gap. The UK and schedule a July 22 summit in Brussels to bridge post-Brexit divides, but neither side is boarding the single market train. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Summit Up. Volodymyr Zelensky arrives at the G7 in Evian as a guest and leaves as a central player, enjoying Macronโ€™s VIP treatment and a full summit invitation. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Secret Service. Despite bipartisan calls for disclosure, Trump only hints at sharing the US-Iran deal with Congress, proving secrecy is still the administrationโ€™s favorite clause. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cage Match. The Justice Department says it stopped a scheme to use explosive drones and snipers at Trump’s 80th birthday MMA show, with five suspects now facing charges instead of ringside seats. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cell Doubt. A major New York Times investigation finds no evidence of foul play in Jeffrey Epsteinโ€™s 2019 jail death, despite years of conspiracy theories. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Family Affairs. Eduardo Bolsonaro, son of ex-president Jair Bolsonaro, was sentenced to over 4 years in prison for lobbying the US to sanction Brazil during his father’s coup trial, but remains free while living abroad. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Protocol Breakers. Israel has stripped the Palestinian Authority of planning control over Hebron’s Tomb of the Patriarchs, reversing a 1997 agreement and deepening its hold on the West Bank. (Boursier)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fog of Near. A British yacht strayed close to a Russian warship in Channel fog and drew warning shots, with UK officials now piecing together what counts as a maritime misunderstanding. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Table for None. Keir Starmer downplays the lack of a private meeting with Donald Trump at the G7, assuring everyone the group sessions were enough. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Drill Deficit. The head of the UK armed forces cautions that without additional funding, troops will have to ยซย dial backย ยป training and operations, leaving Britain less ready for conflict. (BBC)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Smoke Signals. Ipswich High School cancels the boysโ€™ lacrosse season after a graduation photo shows players with cigars, sparking uproar in the Massachusetts town. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Legacy Code. Hillary Clinton says Bidenโ€™s re-election bid doomed Democrats in 2024, arguing a fresh candidate could have beaten Trump without rewriting history. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Positive Vibes Only. The German ZEW index surprises analysts by climbing to 10.5 in June, flipping from negative and outpacing consensus forecasts. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Lobster Rollout. Brussels cuts tariffs on US goods including lobster, hoping Trump will shelve his threat of โ€œmuch higherโ€ duties on European exports. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Armed Response. European carmakers like Volkswagen ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช and Renault ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท are pivoting to defense contracts for survival, but the promised boom may be more headline than lifeline. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Wine Not. The European Parliament backs a US trade agreement despite Trump’s warnings about French wine tariffs, showing economic interests trump vintage loyalties. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Banking on Europe. Ukraine pledges to align its banks and insurers with EU rules by 2028, hoping regulatory upgrades will unlock much-needed foreign investment. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช Amazon Prime. Venezuela invites Brazilโ€™s business giants to invest, betting that cross-border deals will outpace the regionโ€™s usual political drama. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Arms Wide Open. Facing pressure from China, Japan invites businesses such as Prodrone to help transform the nation into a weapons producer, sparking debate over its pacifist legacy. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Training Day. southern India, thousands of workers film themselves doing repetitive tasks to train AI robots, earning as little as $1 per hour while wondering if they are helping build their own replacements. (France Info)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Liquid Assets. The UK government rejected Thames Water’s ยฃ10B rescue plan, arguing it would unfairly hit customers and nudging the utility toward nationalisation. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Hope and Glory. Chancellor Rachel Reeves insists she ยซย hopesย ยป to fund extra UK defence spending without raising taxes, telling ministers to cut other budgets instead. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pump Fiction. Hopes that the US-Iran deal would bring instant relief at the gas station are dashed, with analysts warning prices will drift down at a snailโ€™s pace. (New York Times)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Retail Therapy. John Lewis will spend ยฃ20M renovating its Glasgow store, the biggest part of a ยฃ50M plan to refresh several UK locations this year. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Home Alone. housing starts fell to their lowest level since 2020, leaving builders and buyers waiting for a market that never rings twice. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Home Alone. housing starts plunged 15.4% in May to 1.18M, missing forecasts by a wide margin and leaving builders with plenty of spare time. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Exit Strategy. With its license in limbo, Binance signals it may leave the European market, raising questions for millions of crypto traders. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ PAC to the Future. Crypto super PAC Fairshake has poured $12.1M into Alabamaโ€™s GOP primary for Barry Moore, betting big on a pro-crypto Congress. Results pending. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Palantirgeist. France’s DGSI intelligence agency is dropping US data giant Palantir for French startup ChapsVision, as the government pushes for digital sovereignty and less reliance on American tech. (Maddyness)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rocket Value. SpaceX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is on track to surpass Microsoft ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Amazon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in valuation as its stock price heads for orbit. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Agent Orange. Databricks reports 80% revenue growth to $6.9B as AI agents flood in, but the companyโ€™s margins are squeezed by soaring operating costs. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Musk Have It All. SpaceXโ€™s valuation rocketed above Amazonโ€™s, making it the fifth-most valuable company worldwide and cementing Muskโ€™s status as the worldโ€™s first trillionaire. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Risky Business. Intel has started early production of its 18A-P chip, its most advanced yet, aiming to secure a major deal with Apple and revive its foundry ambitions. (Cnbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bond Voyage. bonds rallied ahead of the Federal Reserveโ€™s latest decision while oil prices extended their losing streak for another session. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Associated British Foods ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires Hovis ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for ยฃ75M to create the UK’s biggest bread brand.
  • Champ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท takes a $50M minority stake in Rhoback ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, an activewear brand.
  • Thyssenkrupp ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช spins off TK Accelis ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, the materials distributor and supply-chain services division with โ‚ฌ11.4B revenue.
  • UniCredit ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น offers to acquire Commerzbank ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช. Berlin officially rejects the bid, takeover deadline extended two weeks to 3 July and Commerzbank had already rebuffed the approach.
  • Qualcomm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire Tenstorrent ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ for $8B-$10B, an AI chip startup.
  • SpaceX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Cursor ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $60B, an autonomous coding agent, shortly after the rocket maker’s blockbuster IPO.
  • OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Ona ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, one of the largest German exits of recent years.
  • LongRange Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Pizza Hut ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from Yum! Brands ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $2.7B, deal expected to close in Q3.
  • Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ exits race for oOh!Media ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, AFR reports.
  • Olin ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ combines with Huntsman ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in an all-stock deal to form a North American chemicals company with about $12.5B in combined revenue.
  • Nuvei ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Payoneer Global ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $2.75B cash, a cross-border payments company at a 44% premium.
  • Huaxin ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ bids to acquire CSN Cement ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท; Holcim ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ resists the bid.
  • Hanwha ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท raises stake in Korea Aerospace Industries ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท to 12% by end-2026.
  • Aditya Birla Group ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ acquires Sprng Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ for $1.8B, Indian renewable power producer.
  • IFM Investors ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ offers $5.2B for Atlas Arteria ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, which recommended shareholders reject the improved bid.
  • Pacific Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, I Squared Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Oaktree Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ submit improved bids of $550M+ for oOh!media ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, an Australian outdoor advertising firm.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Prime Delivery. Jeff Bezos joins a $400M funding round for UK-based CuspAI, sending the Cambridge start-upโ€™s valuation soaring to $2.6B in under two years. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Due Diligence Day. Rathbones ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง suspended onboarding and investments for clients needing extra scrutiny, triggering an 18% share drop and a potential ยฃ1B hit. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Strike a Pose. Ukrainian defense startup Fire Point unveils its flashy missile tech and meme-ready merch, proving war can have a brand identity. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cloud Control. Anthropic’s $1T AI model, Claude Mythos, was yanked after a 90-minute ultimatum from officials, with Amazon’s shadow looming over the shutdown. (Le Figaro)

Fundraising

  • DeepSeek ๐Ÿณ๏ธ (Unknown): $7.4bn
  • Siltronic ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Semiconductors): โ‚ฌ273M
  • Sarvam ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $234M
  • Hydra Host ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI infrastructure): $100M
  • Ent ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $100M
  • NewCore ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Cybersecurity): $66M (Cyberstarts, Index Ventures, Evo…)
  • Respond.io ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ (Messaging): $62.5M
  • Arcade.dev (AI): $60M
  • Radical Numerics (Biotech): $50M
  • Interchecks (Fintech): $50M (Bettor Capital, Commerce Ventures, Decades Holdings, Thayer Street Partners)
  • Copia Automation ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Industrial): $26M (AE Ventures, Squadra Ventures, KAS Venture Partners, Construct Capital, Lux Capital, Ironspring Ventures, Renegade Partners)
  • Traysar ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $25M (Silent Ventures, Lux Capital, Ora Global, Steve Blank, founders from Anduril, founders from Erebor, NeverLift VC, Mana, Impatient Ventures, New Vista, Entree Capital)
  • Alloy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Materials): $22M
  • Limitless Labs ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Manufacturing): $20M (Dell Technologies Capital, Square Peg, Grove Ventures, Meron Capital, Kinetica)
  • Podium Automation (Automation): $18M
  • Rocapine ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Wellness): $13M (Educapital, Daphni, Ring Capital, Center Court Capital, Athletico Ventures, Better Angle, Jean-Charles Samuelian, Sacha Lazimi, Marc-Antoine Durand, Jรฉrรฉmie Aouate, Charles Boes, Olivier Lemariรฉ, Maud Pasturaud, Sรฉbastien Borget)
  • Cortea ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): โ‚ฌ12M
  • Lightbringer ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (Legaltech): $10M (6 Degrees Capital, Newion, Luminar Ventures, Alliance VC)
  • Causa Prima ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Fintech): $10M
  • Rainbow Crops ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช (AgTech): โ‚ฌ9.7M (LIFTT, LIFTT EuroInvest)
  • Waniwani ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $8M (Seedcamp, Redstone, Plug & Play, Zone II Ventures, OPRTRs Club, Kima Ventures, angel investors)
  • Thrive Financial ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $7M
  • Sloneek ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (HR SaaS): $6M (Orbit Capital, Venture to Future Fund)
  • Pints AI ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (AI): $5.6M (Tin Men Capital, SBI Ven Capital)
  • eMabler ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ (Mobility): โ‚ฌ5.5M
  • Optiak ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (Enterprise AI): โ‚ฌ4M (Market One Capital, Next Tier Ventures, EA Ventures, Plug and Play EMEA Fund, Mission)
  • Laborai ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): โ‚ฌ3.7M
  • Enera ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Mobility): $2M (Lakehouse Ventures, Divergent Capital, Masia)
  • Sovra ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): $2M+ (Pharsalus Capital, Karim Atiyeh, Hisham Al-Falih, Hany Rashwan, Naguib S. Sawiris, other angel investors)
  • GitHits ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ (AI): โ‚ฌ1.5M (Vendep Capital, Trind VC, Peter Sarlin, Zach Shelby, Jerry Liu)
  • Mobioos ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Unknown): $1.5M
  • Fascent ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Fragrance): โ‚ฌ1.3M
  • Dioseve Inc. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต (Biotech): JPY 1.45B (Archetype Ventures, DG Daiwa Ventures, Mirai Door (Asuka Innovation Fund), D4V, Shionogi & Co., Ltd., Pangaea Ventures)

Fund Watch

  • Abry Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $780M (CV for Centauri Health Solutions, financing led by Apollo & Neuberger Berman)
  • Bpifrance ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: โ‚ฌ100M (Bpifrance Dรฉfense S.L.P. Retail-accessible fund for French defence industrial & tech. Seeded โ‚ฌ300M, โ‚ฌ450M target)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Bunzl ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Distribution): activist Elliott took a 5% stake in the $11B-listed distributor.
  • Doncasters ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Aerospace): seeking to raise $747M in a US IPO at a $4.4B valuation.
  • Frasers ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Retail): offered to buy the remaining 78% of $300M-listed Aussie footwear company Accent.
  • Equinor ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด (Oil & Gas): doubles buyback to $3B and will spend more on oil and gas projects to boost production and shareholder returns.
  • Bio-Techne ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Medtech): $8.8B-listed company where activist Ananym Capital built a stake and is pushing for a sale.
  • Axyv ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): has hired JPMorgan and Morgan Stanley for a IPO, amount not disclosed.
  • Csquare ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Data centers): backed by Brookfield, files for a IPO.
  • Enflame ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI chips): received approval for an $888M China IPO.
  • Lingyi ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Electronics): seeking to raise up to $1.1B in a Hong Kong listing.
  • Go ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต (Ride-hailing): raised $553M in a Japan IPO for a $1.2B market cap. Shares jumped 21% on debut.
  • PatSnap ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (IP data): filed confidentially to raise $400M in Hong Kong and Singapore IPOs at an over $2B valuation.
  • Foundation Healthcare ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Healthcare): planning a Singapore IPO to raise $400M at an over $1B valuation.
  • Razorpay Software ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Payments): confidentially filed for a $500M India IPO.
  • Sify Infinit Spaces ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Data centers): has paused plans for a $390M India IPO.
  • Uzbekistan Airways ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ (Aviation): UzNIF will begin preparing an IPO for Uzbekistan Airways.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • INEOS Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: seeking to raise $960M in its second loan deal in recent weeks.
  • Intertek ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: lining up about ยฃ5B ($6.7B) in debt to back an EQT takeover.
  • GECI International ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: repurchased and cancelled warrants/notes for ~โ‚ฌ974.5K (โ‚ฌ564.5K cash for OS/BSA3, โ‚ฌ410K via capital increase).
  • Eiffel Investment Group ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: raised over โ‚ฌ500M in the first closing of Eiffel Impact Debt III, targeting a โ‚ฌ1B fund.
  • STMicroelectronics ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: seeking $1.5B via convertible bonds exchangeable into equity.
  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: lining up $6.7B in debt to back a potential $12.5B takeover of Intertek Group.
  • STMicro ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: launching $1.5B convertible senior notes and will prepay $750M of zeroโ€‘coupon convertibles maturing in 2027.
  • Ancestry.com ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: weighing a $2.25B leveraged loan sale to refinance debt.
  • Goldman Sachs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: arranged a munis deal to let Alphabet raise financing via prepaid energy bonds.
  • Global Jet Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: completed securitization raising $659M.
  • Waste Management of Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: seeking to sell $500M in bonds.
  • Danantara ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ: exploring a 30โ€‘year bond sale after strong demand for its debut dollar bond.

โŒ Failures

  • Rivian ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: laid off hundreds of employees (under 2% of about 15,200 staff) to boost profitability as it launches a new model.
  • Raizen ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท: EM PE firm IG4 Capital offered to buy its debt and convert it into controlling equity in a proposed restructuring.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Press X to Wait. The sidesteps demands for a law safeguarding access to obsolete games, asking industry and players to negotiate voluntary guidelines by 2026. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Rated. The European Court of Justice rules France may force porn platforms to check usersโ€™ ages, but warns national laws cannot override rules. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Foolโ€™s Gold. The CIA faces embarrassment after an insider allegedly walks off with $40M in gold, risking exposure of top-secret operations in the fallout. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Dealerโ€™s Cut. Silk White skips agents and studios, pulling in $2M a year from his own shows on Tubi and Roku after leaving the drug trade. (Wall Street Journal)

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