A Free Lunch
Your daily market recap (usually), minus the boring parts.
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🛁 Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell
Code, iris scans, or conditioner. They won't tell.
29 Avr 2026
🚚 Frozen assets
Meat’s fresh, but those numbers smell.
28 Avr 2026
📊 Spot the Difference
Next month, same headlines, same drama.
27 Avr 2026
🏦 The Waiting Room
Nobody leaves. Everyone checks their watch.
24 Avr 2026
🪑 Two Chairs, No Questions
Bring a table, lose your taxes. That’s the whole trick.
23 Avr 2026
🛏️ Mattress Money
When the watchdogs nap on padded subsidies.
22 Avr 2026
🔌 Plugged In, Tuned Out
The ring light’s just the lamp over the poker table.
21 Avr 2026
🦄 Unicorn Outfitters
All you need is a press release and a calculator.
20 Avr 2026
💸 Cheque First, Questions Later
Nokia gets paid before figuring out what's for sale.
17 Avr 2026
🧨 Snip the Red One
Everyone knows which wire not to touch (so we just add more)
16 Avr 2026
🕵️♂️ License to Spill
Someone left the accounts shaken, not stirred.
15 Avr 2026
🏦 Three Inches Higher
You’re still looking up, just now it’s at your phone.
14 Avr 2026