A Free Lunch
Your daily market recap (usually), minus the boring parts.
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🚪 Door Charge
That's not a pardon, that's bottle service
18 Mai 2026
🎀 Red Ribbon Blues
The scissors work, the numbers don’t.
15 Mai 2026
🦜 Batteries Not Included
The parrot can write, but who sends it out in the rain?
14 Mai 2026
🧾 Paper Licence, Please
The only value left fits in a manila envelope.
13 Mai 2026
🧾 The Outrage Trade
You pay extra here, then cash out elsewhere.
12 Mai 2026
🚀One Small Step for Brian
AI gets promoted, 700 humans get vacuumed
11 Mai 2026
🧮 Divide by Nothing
The trick's in the math, but the bill still lands.
8 Mai 2026
🏝️ Sandbar Mailbox
Sorry, your billionaire is out sunbathing.
7 Mai 2026
🎂 Just Desserts
Enjoy your trophy, forget your balance.
6 Mai 2026
📱 Swipe for Truth
The Treasury dances while counting the beans and the lies.
5 Mai 2026
🥄 Spooned Sentences
Every mouthful tastes vaguely familiar.
4 Mai 2026
🪟 Leaks on Display
When the blinds are down, someone’s got the window wide open.
30 Avr 2026