๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ License to Spill
Someone left the accounts shaken, not stirred.
The Duralex tumbler can survive a 1.5-metre drop onto tile. It has appeared in four Bond films, sits in MoMA’s permanent collection, and costs roughly $3 on Amazon. What it cannot do, apparently, is sustain a functional balance sheet. The French glassmaker, reborn in July 2024 as a worker-owned cooperative after its sixth insolvency proceeding in two decades, has just fired its CEO and CFO on the same day. The official press release describes a ยซย retirement.ย ยป The CEO, Franรงois Marciano, 61, had never mentioned the concept during his decade running the company. His son Antoine, whom he had installed as finance chief, was shown the door simultaneously. Both are now barred from the factory premises. The stated reason: financial decisions deemed reckless. An accusation that, in Marciano’s case, carries a certain thematic consistency. Three months after arriving in 2015, he placed the company into receivership for the first time on his watch. By 2024, he had racked up six judicial restructurings, then successfully pitched the worker buyout. A genuinely impressive CV, in the sense that one might call a ten-car pileup impressive.
The cooperative has now existed for eighteen months without producing a single audited set of accounts. Its interim replacement is the former marketing director. Meanwhile, 21,000 retail investors poured โฌ7M into participatory bonds via the crowdfunding platform Lita, drawn by an 8% coupon and an 18% income tax credit. The maths looked reasonable on paper, provided one ignored that the issuer had never turned a profit, that the โฌ35M revenue target required to break even has now been pushed to 2027, and that the company closed 2024 at โฌ26M. Lita, for its part, collected upward of โฌ400K in fees on the raise. The platform runs a 12% equity default rate. The charitable reading is that the investors made a calculated bet. The less charitable reading is that they bought a mug with the Duralex logo, which is in fact what some of them literally received when the fundraise morphed into a Christmas donation drive midway through.
France has a particular reflex when facing industrial decline: inject sentiment where the situation calls for patient capital and competent governance. In December 2025, the Nanterre commercial court killed the worker-cooperative bid for Brandt, the country’s last domestic appliance manufacturer, liquidating 700 jobs despite โฌ20M in public commitments, because no bank would underwrite the plan. At Duralex, the banks have not committed either: lending is conditional on validated accounts, expected no earlier than summer 2026. But the retail investors have already paid. The template is consistent. Identify a heritage brand with deep emotional resonance. Rally public sympathy. Crowdfund. Defer the boring questions about margin structure and working capital. Wait for reality to file its own proceedings.
What remains in the Loire Valley is a cooperative with no CEO, no CFO, no certified balance sheet, and a breakeven point retreating faster than the order book advances. The glass, as ever, is sturdy. Everything around it is not.

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฎ๐น Ciao Protocol. Giorgia Meloniโs government halts the automatic renewal of Italyโs 2006 defense agreement with Israel, bowing to opposition calls and rising tension. (France Info)
- ๐ฉ๐ฐ Minority Report. Denmark’s next government will likely be another minority coalition, as party leaders navigate the countryโs famously fragmented parliament. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ฆ Fallout Shelter. Greenpeace reports that Chernobylโs compromised containment could fail, risking a new wave of radioactive contamination across the region. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cruise Control. The Trump administrationโs naval blockade turned back six merchant vessels leaving Iran, making international shipping less free and more fraught. (Washington Post)
- ๐บ๐ธ Case Closed? The Justice Department is asking a federal court to overturn the convictions of twelve Oath Keepers and Proud Boys members for the January 6 Capitol attack, citing looming legal deadlines. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ต๐ช Dynasty Pending. Keiko Fujimori, daughter of former president Alberto Fujimori, tops Peruโs first-round vote, but no candidate is close to winning outright. (Boursier)
- ๐ฑ๐ง Ceasefire Sale. At US-brokered talks in Washington, Israeli and Lebanese officials met for the first time since 1983, agreeing only to keep talking amid escalating border clashes. (Boursier)
- ๐ธ๐ฉ Drone Alone. Nearly 700 civilians have been killed by drone strikes in Sudan since January, as the UN marks another year of international inaction and rising chaos. (Le Temps)
- ๐ Secret Service Talks between the Congolese government and M23 rebels are underway near Montreux, Switzerland, with Qatari and US mediation, the location kept undisclosed for security. (Le Temps)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Speech Therapy. Prime Minister Keir Starmer will use the Kingโs Speech in May to relaunch his agenda after local election setbacks and reclaim lost momentum. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Thin Red Line. Richard Barrons backs claims the UK military is now too small and starved of resources, echoing US mockery of British readiness. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Gilt by Association. Survivors of Mohamed Al Fayed’s abuse demand a public inquiry and accountability for the network of enablers who shielded the late Harrods boss. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Planless Attack. As the US strikes Iran, UK Chancellor Rachel Reeves calls the move โfollyโ for lacking a clear exit strategy and fueling inflation fears. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Blast in Class. The military destroyed yet another suspected drug boat in the Pacific, raising the campaignโs kill count to 174. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Doubt Fire. A new Ipsos/Reuters poll finds that 51% of Americans think Trumpโs military action in Iran was not worth the cost, splintering even his Republican base. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ OpenAIred. Federal charges reveal an assailant threw a firebomb at Sam Altman’s house and tried torching OpenAI offices, igniting debate over tech and polarization. (Washington Post)
- ๐บ๐ธ No Tax Zone The GOP’s House campaign arm unveils ads pushing tax-free tips and overtime, hoping to turn small breaks into big election wins. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Policy Shift. Stephen Miller is reworking Donald Trumpโs immigration agenda, signaling changes to the former presidentโs signature hardline approach if he returns to office. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ซ๐ท Pump Fiction. About 5% of France’s independent gas stations have stopped selling fuel due to high prices and cash crunches, leaving rural drivers on empty. (France Info)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Driven Down. BMW, Volkswagen, and Mercedes-Benz all reported lower first-quarter sales in 2026, as weak demand in China drags numbers into reverse. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ช๐ธ Pump It Up. Spain’s inflation was revised upward to 3.4% for March, driven by surging fuel prices after Middle East tensions rattled global oil markets. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ช๐ธ Paper Trail. Spain launches a sweeping plan to regularize nearly 500,000 undocumented migrants, bypassing Parliament with a royal decree and sidestepping Europeโs hardline trend. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ช๐บ Bif and Run. Britain, Italy, and France are now the main targets in Europeโs bond sell-off, replacing the old PIIGS as market scapegoats. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Heavy Metal. The will double tariffs on steel imports above quota, raising the rate to 50 percent and slashing duty-free steel to 18.3M tons per year. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ช๐บ Carbon Copy. As energy costs spike, the EUโs flagship carbon pricing scheme faces renewed political pressure and falling permit prices, putting climate policy under the microscope. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Deadlock Holmes. The ECB calls for states to solve the mystery of the missing common deposit insurance, blaming fragmentation for Europeโs banking woes. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Forecast Fog. Christine Lagarde reveals the ECBโs crystal ball is blurry as the eurozone sits between its baseline and worst-case economic projections. (Boursier)
- ๐ท๐บ Crude Awakening Russian oil revenues jumped from $9.7B to $19B in March as Middle East turmoil sent prices soaring and handed the Kremlin a much-needed cash boost. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Barrel Proof. Trumpโs latest oil blockade targets Iranโs exports, but the global economy faces rising prices and energy insecurity as a result. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Flywheel Effect. Detroit bets on drones to revive its industrial legacy, luring Birdstop to a site once left empty by auto decline. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fed of Plenty. Kevin Warsh, Trumpโs nominee for Federal Reserve chair, disclosed assets exceeding $100M, including millions from hedge funds and consulting gigs. The Senate will now decide if wealth is a feature or a bug. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Help Wanted. Top CEOs including Anthropic insist AI will mostly enhance jobs instead of eliminating them, even as some warn of mass layoffs ahead. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฆ๐บ Flight Club. The Australian government will invest up to $5B AUD in drones, betting unmanned systems are now the main event in conflict. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ Aid Wide Open The World Bank promises up to $100B in financial support for countries hit hardest by the Middle East conflict, surpassing its pandemic-era aid. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ Oil Shockwaves. The IMF slashes its global growth forecast as the war in the Middle East disrupts oil markets, raising recession fears and halting post-pandemic optimism worldwide. (New York Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Snackdown. Lidl and Iceland are the first brands to have ads banned under the UK’s new junk food rules, after ASA flagged their online promotions for breaking the fat, salt and sugar crackdown. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Swiss Intent. Anneliese Dodds and fellow Labour MPs push for an EU deal modeled on Switzerland and a hard look at US ties, betting on fresh alignment to outmaneuver the populist right. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Britainโs Got Fallout. The IMF says the UK will take the hardest economic hit of any advanced country from the Iran war, with growth cut by nearly half. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Watt’s Next. American utilities are preparing to pour $1.4T into grid upgrades, all to keep the AI boom from blowing a fuse. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Trillion Dollar Baby. Harvard’s Linda Bilmes warns the Iran war could cost taxpayers $1T, multiplying the deficit and handing the bill to future generations. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Blue Crush. ActBlue powered Democrats to a $568M fundraising surge this quarter, but Republicans are investigating alleged foreign influence behind the flood. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Price Hike Mike. The producer-price index jumped 0.5% in March, pushing wholesale inflation to its highest 12-month rate in three years. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฌ๐ง Help Yourself. A new report shows that Help to Buy mainly assisted higher earners, offering little relief for those actually struggling to afford homes. (Financial Times)
- ๐จ๐ณ Tower of Babel. Xu Jiayin, once Chinaโs real estate king, confessed to fraud and corruption, bringing Evergrandeโs house of cards into the courtroom. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Home Alone. New York Governor Kathy Hochul plans to tax second homes worth $5M or more, aiming at out-of-towners to patch a gaping budget hole. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cloud Cover. Maine just passed the nationโs first data centre construction ban, giving other states a fresh template for digital resistance. (Financial Times)
๐ On-chain
- ๐ซ๐ท Coin and Rescue. French special forces freed a mother and child held hostage in Val-de-Marne after kidnappers demanded $400K in crypto from the father. (France Info)
- ๐ฆ๐ท Bit by Bitterness. Fresh bribery allegations tie Javier Milei to a $5M crypto deal, souring Argentina’s ambitions to lead the digital money revolution. (The Guardian)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ท Cough and Order. A Paris court orders Netflix ๐บ๐ธ to cough up โฌ250K for a documentary trailer that doubled as a tobacco ad, with 23 flashes of cigarette logos. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฌ๐ง War Premium. BP expects an โexceptionalโ trading result this quarter as conflict in Iran drives oil prices above $100 and volatility fuels big wins. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Auto Pilot. Uber announces a $10B push into robotaxis, investing in self-driving tech and ordering vehicles to reboot its lagging strategy. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Battle Bonus. The war with Iran drove wild market swings, letting JPMorgan and Citigroup cash in with some of their best profits in years. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fee-nomenal. BlackRockโs Q1 profit hit $2.21B as flows into its iShares ETFs and booming performance fees pushed assets to $13.89T, leaving rivals in the rearview. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Reader Beware. For at least four months, hackers exploited an unpatched bug in Adobe Reader and Acrobat, allowing malware-laced PDFs to hijack devices before Adobe fixed it. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fixed Up. Surging fixed income revenue helped Citigroup top analyst estimates, posting its strongest quarter in ten years and a 56% jump in earnings per share. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Flight Club. United’s Scott Kirby floated merging with American Airlines to the Trump administration, a move that could make airfares and regulators equally nervous. (Cnbc)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- KKO International ๐ซ๐ท is in negotiations for a significant minority stake with a European food group known in the chocolate and confectionery sector.
- Delta Plus Group ๐ซ๐ท acquires Sicur Delta ๐ฎ๐น for โฌ10.5M, enhancing its portfolio in fall protection systems.
- Somnigroup ๐ซ๐ท acquires Leggett & Platt ๐บ๐ธ in a $2.5B all-stock deal.
- Eurofins ๐ซ๐ท sells its electronics testing division, MET Labs, to UL Solutions ๐บ๐ธ.
- Worldline ๐ซ๐ท to sell its payment activities in New Zealand to Cuscal ๐ฆ๐บ for approximately โฌ17M.
- Eurofins Scientific ๐ซ๐ท to sell MET Labs ๐บ๐ธ for โฌ575M.
- CMA CGM ๐ซ๐ท acquires Fattal Group ๐ฑ๐ง, securing 100% ownership with finalization expected in Q3 2026.
- Revaia ๐ซ๐ท invests $40M in Synera ๐ฉ๐ช, an AI platform for industrial engineering.
- Axel Springer ๐ฉ๐ช acquires Telegraph ๐ฌ๐ง for ยฃ575M, ending nearly three years of uncertainty over ownership.
- Axel Springer ๐ฉ๐ช acquires Telegraph Media Group ๐ฌ๐ง for ยฃ575M from RedBird IMI ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ช.
- Aegon ๐ณ๐ฑ to sell its U.K. insurance business to Standard Life ๐ฌ๐ง for $2.7B in cash and stock.
- Bawag ๐ฆ๐น to acquire Permanent TSB ๐ฎ๐ช for $1.9B.
- Gungnir Capital ๐ธ๐ช invests in Kelluu ๐ซ๐ฎ, raising over 160M SEK.
- MW Group ๐ธ๐ช acquires Alumbra Stockholm ๐ธ๐ช and Richardssons Verktygsservie ๐ธ๐ช, both specializing in designed die-casting tools and components for radar systems and space applications.
- Leonh ๐ธ๐ช acquires Erneholm Haskel ๐ธ๐ช, a financial advisory firm established in 1999.
- Hexagon ๐ธ๐ช acquires Waygate Technologies ๐บ๐ธ from Baker Hughes ๐บ๐ธ for $1.45B.
- Sensofusion ๐ซ๐ฎ acquires Atol Aviation ๐ซ๐ฎ to expand into airborne surveillance.
- Pine Studio ๐ญ๐ท acquires Somnium Games ๐ญ๐ท, enhancing development capabilities in the puzzle game sector.
- BP ๐ฌ๐ง acquires a 60% operating interest in three offshore exploration blocks in Namibia from Eco Atlantic Oil & Gas ๐จ๐ฆ for $2.7M.
- USS ๐ฌ๐ง acquires a majority stake in Venn Partners ๐ธ๐ฌ from ESR Group ๐ธ๐ฌ.
- OTIS ๐บ๐ธ acquires WeMaintain ๐ซ๐ท after raising โฌ38.8M since its inception.
- I Squared Capital ๐บ๐ธ and Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ are seeking to acquire Strรถer ๐ฉ๐ช’s core advertising business at a potential $4B valuation.
- Palo Alto Networks ๐บ๐ธ acquires Liberty Bank ๐บ๐ธ from Stone Point Capital and Reverence Capital.
- Perella Weinberg ๐บ๐ธ acquires Gleacher Shacklock ๐ฌ๐ง.
- Instacart ๐บ๐ธ acquires Instaleap ๐จ๐ด.
- Amazon ๐บ๐ธ agrees to acquire Globalstar ๐บ๐ธ for $11.6B, marking one of its largest-ever acquisitions.
- Nvidia ๐บ๐ธ denies reports of seeking to acquire Dell ๐บ๐ธ, listed at $120B.
- United Airlines ๐บ๐ธ explores a potential merger with American Airlines ๐บ๐ธ, which could create the largest airline in the world.
- GFL Environmental ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Secure Waste Infrastructure Corp ๐จ๐ฆ for $4.6B mostly in stock.
- The Mark Anthony Group ๐จ๐ฆ acquires The Finnish Long Drink ๐ซ๐ฎ for $325M.
- Manulife ๐จ๐ฆ is in talks to acquire Cellnex ๐ช๐ธ’s Swiss unit.
- Petrobras ๐ง๐ท is in early talks to re-acquire Mubadala ๐ฆ๐ช’s Mataripe refinery in Brazil.
- TCL Electronics ๐จ๐ณ is considering selling a $200M stake in its Indian TV manufacturing unit.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฉ๐ช Call of Duty. Trade Republic launches a 1,000-agent customer service blitz after months of complaints, promising 24/7 support and a total service overhaul. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ฌ๐ง London Calling. French scale-ups are setting up shop in London as the UK cements its status as the worldโs fintech magnet with $11B raised in 2025. (Maddyness)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rocket Man Showdown. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are intensifying their private space race, each vying to outdo the other in orbital ambition and cosmic hype. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Shrink Tank. Users say they are paying the same for a weaker Claude Code, accusing Anthropic of โAI shrinkflationโ while leadership insists only visible settings changed. (Venturebeat)
- ๐บ๐ธ Ban, Then Beg. Anthropic faces a Pentagon lawsuit after being blacklisted as risky, but Wall Street banks get told to test its AI anyway. (Thenextweb)
- ๐บ๐ธ Reddit Reveal. A grand jury is pressuring Reddit to hand over details of a user who criticized ICE after a deadly shooting by one of its officers. (Thenextweb)
- ๐บ๐ธ Power Play. Inertia Enterprises and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory have joined forces to commercialize the famed NIF laser fusion breakthrough, with $450M already in Inertiaโs tank. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Lost in Space. Elon Musk’s SpaceX posted a $5B loss for 2025, as AI bets and orbital data center dreams burn through its pre-IPO fuel. (Mamstartup)
- ๐บ๐ธ Plug and Pray. Dozens of WordPress plug-ins secretly shipped with a backdoor after a change of ownership, exposing thousands of sites to malicious code overnight. (TechCrunch)
Fundraising
- Mercer ๐บ๐ธ (Finance): $4B
- Stegra ๐ธ๐ช (Steel): โฌ1.4B (Wallenberg Investments, Temasek, IMAS, Altor, Hy24, Just Climate)
- Lucid Group ๐บ๐ธ (Automotive): $750M (Uber Technologies, Saudi Arabiaโs sovereign wealth fund)
- Fluidstack ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): $700M (Situational Awareness, Stripe, Nat Friedman, Daniel Gross)
- Senhwa Biosciences ๐น๐ผ (Biopharmaceutical): NT$500M
- SiFive ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductors): $400M (Atreides Management, NVIDIA, Apollo Global Management, Point72 Turion, T. Rowe Price, Prosperity7 Ventures, Sutter Hill Ventures)
- ShengShu Technology ๐จ๐ณ (AI): $293M (Alibaba, Baidu Ventures, Luminous Ventures)
- Glydways ๐บ๐ธ (Mobility): $170M (Suzuki Motor Corporation, ACS Group, Khosla Ventures, Mitsui Chemicals, Gates Frontier, Obayashi Corporation)
- Sygaldry ๐บ๐ธ (Quantum Computing): $139M (Breakthrough Energy Ventures, Initialized Capital, Y Combinator, Rock Yard Ventures, IQT, University of Michigan, QDNL Participations, Expeditions Fund, 468 Capital, Morpheus Ventures, WTI, Overmatch Ventures, RRE Ventures, Switch Ventures)
- Xoople ๐ช๐ธ (Aรฉrospatial): โฌ130M
- nEye.ai ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $80M (Sutter Hill Ventures, CapitalG, M12, Socratic Partners)
- Adcendo ๐ฉ๐ฐ (Biotech): $75M (Jeito Capital, Vida Ventures, BPI France, EIFO, TCGX, RA Capital Management, TPG, Orbimed, Venrock, Surveyor, Logos Capital, Novo Holdings, Pontifax Venture Capital, Dawn Biopharma, HealthCap, Gilde Healthcare, Ysios Capital)
- Subra ๐ฉ๐ฐ (Deep-tech): $47M
- MillTech ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): ยฃ44.8M
- Bluefish ๐บ๐ธ (Marketing): $43M (Threshold Ventures, NEA, Amex Ventures, TIAA Ventures, Salesforce Ventures, Bloomberg Beta, Crane Venture Partners, Laconia, Swift Ventures)
- Luminai ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $38M (Peak XV Partners, Define Ventures, General Catalyst, Y Combinator)
- PLD Space ๐ช๐ธ (Aerospace): โฌ30M
- MerQube ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $30M (7RIDGE)
- Spiral Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $27M (Gund Investment, Advanced Bionics, Ferring Ventures, Uni-Bio Science Group)
- Quartzy ๐บ๐ธ (Life Sciences): $23M (Avenue Capital Group, BroadOak Capital Partners)
- Pillar ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $20M (Andreessen Horowitz, Crucible Capital, Gallery Ventures, Dara Khosrowshahi)
- Altilium ๐ฌ๐ง (Cleantech): ยฃ18.5M
- Citra Space Corp ๐บ๐ธ (Space Technology): $15M (Washington Harbour Partners, Industrious Ventures, Reliable Properties, Scout VC, Squadra Ventures, Alumni Ventures, Flex Capital)
- Kelluu ๐ซ๐ฎ (Deeptech): โฌ15M (theNATO Innovation Fund, Keen Venture Partners, Gungnir Capital, Tesi)
- Citra Space ๐บ๐ธ (Space Tech): $15M
- Archangel Lightworks ๐ฌ๐ง (Communications): $13.5M
- Haast ๐บ๐ธ (Compliance): $12M (Peak XV Partners, DST Global Partners, Airtree, Aura Ventures, Black Sheep Capital)
- Wamo ๐ซ๐ฎ (Fintech): โฌ10M (TCEE Fund IV, Oleka Capital, 3TS Capital Partners)
- Trent AI ๐ฌ๐ง (Security): ยฃ9.7M
- OpenGradient ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $9.5M (a16zcrypto, Coinbase Ventures, SV Angel, Foresight Ventures, Pragma, SALT, Symbolic Capital, CanonicalCrypto, Black Dragon, NEAR, Celestia, Thanefield Capital)
- Prefix ๐บ๐ธ (Facility Management): $7.5M (Collide Capital, Slow Ventures, Connexa Capital, Kyle Archer, I2BF, Bienville Capital)
- Kimia ๐ฆ๐บ (Chemicals): $7M
- Treon ๐ซ๐ฎ (AI): โฌ6.8M
- Kilter ๐ณ๐ด (Agritech): โฌ6.5M
- Round ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $6M (Alstin Capital, Backed VC, Love Ventures, Passion Capital)
- Blocks ๐ฉ๐ช (Tech): $6M (Speedinvest, Caesar Ventures)
- Mirabelle ๐ซ๐ท (Fintech): โฌ6M
- Crescenta ๐ช๐ธ (Investments): โฌ5M
- AirHub ๐ฉ๐ช (Software): โฌ4.4M (Keen Venture Partners, Runway FBU, Lumaux, LUMO Labs)
- Handhold ๐ช๐ช (SaaS): โฌ3M
- Replenit ๐ต๐ฑ (AI): $2.5M (Movens Capital, Vastpoint, Logo Ventures, Finberg, Caucasus Ventures, ElevenLabs)
- Ralio ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $2.5M (Sure Valley Ventures, Seed X, Love Ventures, Plug and Play, rule30, Adeline Arts and Science, Endurance Ventures, Campus Fund, Alan Morgan, Antler)
- Edmund ๐จ๐ฟ (Industrial Tech): โฌ2.5M (FORWARD.one, University2Ventures, Tensor Ventures)
- Replenit ๐ต๐ฑ (Martech): $2.5M (Movens Capital, Vastpoint, Logo Ventures, DigitalOcean Ventures, Finberg, Caucasus Ventures, Mati Staniszewski)
- Velca ๐ช๐ธ (Mobility): โฌ2.5M (Josรฉ Manuel Calderรณn, Ignacio Rivera)
- Peak Quantum ๐ฉ๐ช (Quantum Computing): โฌ2.2M (Cloudberry Ventures, United Founders, QAI Ventures, Golden Egg Check)
- Playruo ๐ฉ๐ช (Gaming): โฌ2.1M (Blast, Kameha Ventures, Ventech, Kima Ventures)
- Sapient Perception ๐ฉ๐ฐ (Defense): โฌ2M (Balnord, FORWARD.one)
- Apex B2B ๐ฎ๐ช (SaaS): โฌ1.5M
- Golden Owl ๐ช๐ธ (Tech): โฌ1.4M
- Centinel ๐ฆ๐ท (Fintech): โฌ1.2M (Boost Capital Partners, Lanai VC, Abac Capital)
- SchuBu ๐ฆ๐น (EdTech): โฌ1M (FASE, VerVieVas, Johannes Woithon, Erste Social Finance, European Social Innovation and Impact Fund)
- Arca Digital ๐ช๐ธ (Fintech): โฌ1M (DraperB1, Robin Capital)
- Sybol ๐ช๐ธ (Digital Identity): โฌ1M (SETT, Repsol, Grupo Synaptia)
- Zell ๐ฉ๐ช (AI): โฌ500K (P3 Ventures, SkyDeck Europe, UC Berkeley SkyDeck, Lendlease, Cariplo Factory, Mamba Ventures, Nicola Pivaro, Flavio Di Palo, Pietro Tansini, Thomas Hunziker, Gabriele Sidoti, Ricardo Waller)
- Jaakko.com ๐ซ๐ฎ (Proptech): โฌ500K
Fund Watch
- Adams Street Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $7.5B (3rd private credit fund)
- 26North Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $6B
- Mercer ๐จ๐ฆ: $3.8B (8th private markets FOF)
- Arcmont Asset Management ๐บ๐ธ: $2.5B (credit CV, led by Ares)
- Alua Capital Management ๐บ๐ธ: $2B (equity L/S hedge fund, winding down)
- Ping An Insurance ๐จ๐ณ: $1B (selling PE LP stakes, software-focused funds)
- Creador ๐ฒ๐พ: $1B (7th PE fund, planned for next year)
- Dominus Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $640M (4th fund, largest to date, oversubscribed)
- Nest ๐ฌ๐ง: $610M (commitment to Crescent Capital, private credit firm)
- CapitaLand Investment ๐ธ๐ฌ: $320M (2nd APAC real estate credit fund)
- Polska Agencja Rozwoju Przedsiฤbiorczoลci ๐ต๐ฑ: $125M
- Eka Ventures ๐ฌ๐ง: $110M (2nd fund, consumer health and decarbonization)
- Creas Impacto ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ65M (2nd impact investing fund, closed)
- Newfund ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ60M (brain technologies fund, early-stage VC)
- Inditex ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ18.6M (FutuRetail Fund, sustainable textiles investments)
- EIG ๐บ๐ธ: $X (EIG Geothermal Catalyst Partners, geothermal projects fund, initial closing)
- Thoma Bravo ๐บ๐ธ: N/A (winding down growth equity business, 5 years)
๐IPO
- Leo Pharma ๐ฉ๐ฐ (Pharmaceuticals): planning a Denmark IPO following a $3.5B valuation from a 2021 investment by Nordic Capital.
- Kraken ๐บ๐ธ (Crypto): has confidentially filed for a U.S. IPO with a current valuation of approximately $13.3B.
- Pershing Square ๐บ๐ธ (Finance): launching formal marketing for a combined $10B IPO of Pershing Square and Pershing Square USA.
- National Healthcare Properties ๐บ๐ธ (REIT): seeking to raise $616M at a $1.1B valuation in its IPO.
- Yesway ๐บ๐ธ (Retail): seeking to raise $320M at a $1.4B valuation in its IPO backed by Brookwood Financial Partners.
- Kailera Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): seeking to raise $533M in an IPO focused on obesity treatments.
- Alamar Biosciences ๐บ๐ธ (Diagnostics): plans to raise $160M in an IPO.
- Lockheed Martin Ventures ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): increasing venture capital fund capacity from $400M to $1B, marking a 250% boost.
- Metatek-Group Ltd. ๐จ๐ฆ (Tech): debuted on the Toronto Stock Exchange as the first tech IPO since 2021.
- CATL ๐จ๐ณ (Batteries): seeking to raise $5B in a Hong Kong share or convertible bond sale following a stock rally.
- StepFun ๐จ๐ณ (AI): unwinding its offshore structure to pave the way for a Hong Kong IPO.
- Skyechip ๐ฒ๐พ (Semiconductors): hired banks for a Malaysia IPO of 22% of shares.
- Dangote Petroleum Refinery ๐ณ๐ฌ (Refinery): planning to offer shares on multiple African stock exchanges.
๐งณ Debt
- LightOn ๐ซ๐ท: raised โฌ4M in a bond financing to strengthen its cash position until 2027.
- PLD Space ๐ช๐ธ: raised โฌ30M from the European Investment Bank to finalize the MIURA 5 rocket development.
- Goldman Sachs ๐บ๐ธ: raised $6.5B in an investment grade bond sale.
- Strategy ๐บ๐ธ: funded $1B Bitcoin purchase through sale of Stretch perpetual preferred shares.
- CIFI ๐ต๐ฆ: secured a $30M loan from FinDev Canada to support infrastructure growth in Latin America and the Caribbean.
- SoftBank ๐ฏ๐ต: planning a six-part dollar and euro bond sale after a $2.6B hybrid bond sale.
โ Failures
- Renault ๐ซ๐ท: the French automotive group will reduce engineering positions by 15-20%, impacting approximately 1,600 to 2,400 jobs globally.
- Jott ๐ซ๐ท: aprรจs avoir รฉtรฉ placรฉ en redressement judiciaire, la marque a รฉtรฉ reprise par le groupe Amoniss pour 3,5Mโฌ.
- Matsmart ๐ฉ๐ช: the company has shut down in Germany, its second-largest market, due to soaring logistics costs and a tough capital market environment.
- Wallbox ๐ช๐ธ: the company signed a rescue plan to restructure over โฌ180M in debt it could not repay.
- Fabbric ๐ช๐ธ: aprรจs 5 ans d’existence et plus de 2Mโฌ en financement, la marque de mode a fermรฉ suite ร des difficultรฉs financiรจres.
- Farmers First ๐ธ๐ช: after raising over 100 million SEK, the company shut down due to liquidity issues.
- Swiftcourt ๐ธ๐ช: after accumulating over 50M SEK in investments, the Malmรถ-based company filed for bankruptcy on March 20, 2024, amid financial struggles and 45.5M SEK in losses.
- Shapoorji Pallonji Group ๐ฎ๐ณ: seeking to delay payment on a $1.5B debt at its Goswami Infratech unit for refinancing.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ฉ๐ช Family Ties. A new German search engine lets users instantly discover if their ancestors were Nazi Party members, shattering family myths with a few clicks. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Time Well Served. John Richardsonโs gold watch, awarded for his role in the Carpathiaโs Titanic rescue, is expected to sell for up to ยฃ100K. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Love Locked Up. Marie-Thรฉrรจse, 86, moved from France to Alabama to marry her long-lost sweetheart but now finds herself detained by ICE after his sudden death. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Page Turners. Traditional British tabloids face an identity crisis as social media, AI, and influencers siphon off their readers with digital flair. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Old News. Remains of ยซย Baby Aucklandย ยป found under a Bishop Auckland house, wrapped in a 1910 newspaper, may date back 300 years, inquest hears. (The Guardian)
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