๐ช Door Charge
That's not a pardon, that's bottle service
Buried in the paperwork of the modern American republic, a presidential family now operates a cryptocurrency venture that collects 75% of net proceeds from token sales, sells those tokens to foreign nationals under active SEC investigation, watches those investigations quietly dissolve, and then sees its stablecoin chosen to settle a $2B transaction by a UAE sovereign vehicle whose chairman is also negotiating with the White House for access to advanced AI chips. Each step is, on its own, the sort of thing a careful lawyer can defend. Taken together, they describe an architecture.
Justin Sun is the convenient illustration. Charged by the SEC in March 2023 with peddling unregistered securities, paying celebrities to shill them without disclosure, and wash-trading his Tron and BitTorrent tokens into a simulacrum of liquidity, he had every reason to stay clear of American soil. Sam Bankman-Fried had just been convicted; Changpeng Zhao had just pleaded guilty. Then November 2024 produced a more accommodating Washington, and within weeks Sun had committed $75M to World Liberty Financial and another $100M to the $TRUMP memecoin. By March 2026 the SEC had settled his case: no admission of wrongdoing, a $10M fine paid by a shell company, the enforcement chief out the door eleven days later. The going rate for an SEC walkaway turns out to be roughly the price of a decent Manhattan condo. Forbes estimates the Trump family alone netted around $400M from Sun’s token purchase.
The same machinery serves more discreet clients. MGX, the Abu Dhabi sovereign vehicle chaired by Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed, chose USD1, World Liberty’s stablecoin, to settle its $2B investment in Binance in May 2025. The fees and interest accrue to a company in which the Trump family holds 75% of net revenues and Steve Witkoff, the president’s special envoy to the Middle East, retains an undisclosed stake. Roughly two weeks later, the White House cleared the export of thousands of advanced AI chips to the Emirates. Witkoff senior’s net worth, Forbes notes, has risen by around 15% to $2B during his first year of unpaid public service. Running the venture day to day is his son Zach, who was filmed in 2022 being arrested outside a Miami nightclub on a felony cocaine charge since dropped by prosecutors, and who has explained that he is now a changed man, which is the standard formulation for those who have changed only their lawyers.
There is a temptation to enjoy the slapstick. Sun, now suing World Liberty for freezing his tokens, deserves precisely the sympathy his prior behaviour earned him: the mark complaining to a federal court that the con was insufficiently honest. But laughing at one alleged fraudster shaken down by another lets the more serious thing slide past unexamined. A democracy can survive an unusually large number of crooks. It can survive a venal first family. It struggles to survive the discovery that the price list is now public, the queue is forming, and the regulators have been instructed to look the other way until the cheque clears.

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฌ๐ง Labour Pains. Wes Streeting, fresh off his resignation as health minister, announces he will challenge Keir Starmer for the UK premiership after disastrous local election results. (Spiegel)
- ๐ซ๐ท Paris Match. French prosecutors open a crimes against humanity investigation into the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi, targeting Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman after rights groups filed complaints. (El Pais)
- ๐ฎ๐น Road to Recovery. Meloni and President Mattarella are heading to Modena instead of Cyprus, following a car attack that left victims with life-altering injuries. (Boursier)
- ๐ฑ๐ป Kulberg’s Gambit. Latvia’s president has nominated Uldis Kulbergs to form a new government, putting coalition talks and political strategy back in the spotlight. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ Council Unchained. Hungary’s political shift immediately unlocks blocked sanctions and Ukraine funding, breaking a pattern of Orbรกn-era obstruction. For the first time in years, Brussels can act without tiptoeing around Budapest. (El Pais)
- ๐จ๐ญ Court Order. Switzerland formally joins 36 countries and the EU backing a special tribunal to prosecute Russian aggression against Ukraine, despite Ukraine stealing the announcement thunder. (Le Temps)
- ๐ท๐บ Drone Alone. Ukrainian drones struck Moscow and its suburbs overnight, killing three and injuring at least a dozen, in Kyivโs deadliest attack on the Russian capital since the war began. (Washington Post)
- ๐ป๐ช Saab Story. Venezuela has extradited Alex Saab, ex-President Maduroโs trusted aide, to the US. Washington hopes Saab will help build its case against Maduro. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ง๐ด Peak Demand. Protesters in Bolivia escalate roadblocks and clashes with police near La Paz as calls intensify for President Rodrigo Paz to resign amid economic turmoil. (Le Monde)
- ๐จ๐ณ Summit Else. Trump visits China for flashy ceremonies and self-congratulation, while core issues like tariffs and Taiwan barely budge an inch. (Bloomberg)
- ๐น๐ผ Independence Day. Taiwanโs government insists it is a sovereign nation after Donald Trump warns against any formal move toward independence following talks with Xi Jinping. (Le Temps)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ Extension Cords. The Israel-Lebanon ceasefire gets 45 more days thanks to US mediation, offering a little more time but not much clarity. (Spiegel)
- ๐ธ๐ฉ Hunger Games. Nearly 20M Sudanese now suffer from critical food shortages according to the UN, with conflict and blocked aid turning the country into a tragic real-life contest for survival.
- ๐ณ๐ฌ Vice Out. Abou Bilal al Minuki, the number two of Islamic State, was eliminated by a joint Nigerian and US operation in Borno State. The announcement was immediate and emphatic. (Boursier)
- ๐ Ebola Alert. WHO has issued a global health emergency for the Ebola outbreak in eastern DR Congo as the virus spreads to Uganda and threatens neighboring countries. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Ring Fenced. Sadiq Khan warns that excluding London from a potential northern UK Olympic bid wastes the cityโs ready-made infrastructure and Olympic legacy. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Blame Game. In Havering, voters vent their anger at Prime Minister Keir Starmer for everything wrong in Britain and turn instead to Farageโs Reform UK, handing the populist party 39 of 55 council seats for the first time ever. (El Pais)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Hate Parade. Tommy Robinson drew tens of thousands to London, calling for a โbattle of Britainโ as Islamophobic and ethnonationalist flyers filled the crowd. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Current Events. PG&E has cut electricity to thousands of California customers due to wildfire risks, leaving many literally powerless as temperatures climb. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pardon My Fraud. Colorado Governor Jared Polis commutes the sentence of Tina Peters, convicted for tampering with election machines to aid Trump, sparking a fresh political uproar. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Party of One. Trump-backed challengers keep toppling Republicans who cross him, with Senator Bill Cassidy the latest casualty in Louisianaโs primary sweep. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Exit Regret. Labourโs Wes Streeting says Britain should rejoin the EU after calling Brexit a disaster, with Andy Burnham also warming to a reunion. Eventually. (The Guardian)
- ๐ช๐บ 51st State of Mind. As the and Canada celebrate half a century together, Trump’s erratic US policy pushes both toward a closer ยซย transatlantic honeymoon.ย ยป (El Pais)
- ๐ช๐บ Patch Notes. Anthropic will brief the Financial Stability Board on cyber flaws its Mythos AI model uncovered in global banking systems, prompting fresh panic among regulators who lack the software and the sleep. (Financial Times)
- ๐จ๐ญ Swiss Masquerade. Newly revealed documents show Credit Suisse was warned by regulators in April 2022 but kept up appearances for a year before its collapse. (Le Temps)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pump Fiction. American households have spent $45B more on fuel since the Iran war began, hitting lower earners hardest and deepening economic divides. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Future Shock. New York’s $12B budget shortfall is plugged for now, as Zohran Mamdani leans on state generosity and delays payments to city pension funds, leaving tomorrow’s taxpayers with the tab. (Le Figaro)
- ๐จ๐บ Current Affairs. Cuba restores power after a massive blackout left nearly half the island in the dark, while fuel shortages and rolling blackouts remain the daily special. (Le Monde)
- ๐จ๐ณ Soy to the World. After the latest summit, China pledged to buy more US farm goods, sending a clear signal that trade diplomacy can still yield actual crops. (Bloomberg)
- ๐น๐ผ Strait Talk. Taiwanโs President Lai urges the US not to treat weapons sales as a bargaining chip with China, calling American arms ยซย indispensableย ยป for regional stability. (New York Times)
- ๐น๐ญ Rule Breakers. Thailand says it will scrap 7,000 business rules to attract foreign investment, betting fewer obstacles will mean more money coming in. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฎ๐ถ Crude Awakening. With oil exports halted by conflict, Iraq turns to the IMF for aid, hoping money can flow where oil no longer does. (Boursier)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Pound for Pound. Sterling faces mounting pressure with hedge funds going short, citing Andy Burnhamโs growing influence as a fresh risk factor. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Class Action. A new survey finds that over a third of Britons say they have changed social class, with 6M now describing themselves as โpolyclassโ. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Liquid Assets. Investors in Thames Water warn the Labour government that temporary nationalisation would delay the utilityโs recovery, despite Andy Burnhamโs push for public control. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Wattโs Up. AI-fueled datacentres consume 6% of UK and US power, sending bills. And tempers. Rising as communities brace for more. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Dรฉjร Voodoo. After sinking $970M into Haiti for worse results, the is backing a new security push, apparently hoping for different magic this time. (Washington Post)
- ๐บ๐ธ Price Check. Inflation under President Trump is outpacing wages and pushing consumer confidence to record lows, while Trump shrugs off economic pain and voter frustration. (New York Times)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฆ๐บ House Rules. The Australian government unveils tax reforms to address its broken housing market, aiming to make homes more affordable for first-time buyers. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Crowd Control. UK renters are turning to GoFundMe in record numbers as donations for rent and bills jump 60% since 2022, with over 100,000 donors chipping in each month. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Beach, Please. The California Coastal Commission slapped John Levy Jr. with a $2.5M penalty for locking out the public, but Levy insists the gate is not his problem. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Pole Position. Crypto exchange OKX is rethinking its sponsorship of the Consensus Miami conference after an official after-party featured pole and lap dancing, sparking industry criticism about professionalism. (Financial Times)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ท Cinema Paradisgone. Maxime Saada declares Canal+ will no longer work with anyone who opposed Vincent Bollorรฉ, turning the festivalโs red carpet into a blacklist. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Spac to the Future. Yorkville Advisors, a firm with deep Trump family ties, plans a $200M Spac targeting Venezuelan businesses amid the countryโs economic opening. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Star Market. SpaceX plans a June 12 IPO, with Elon Musk seeking over $80B as investors prepare for a financial orbit unlike any before. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Mark to Myth. BlackRock faces a federal probe into whether its TCP Capital fund inflated private loan values to generate fees, triggering a sharp drop and legal action. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Wheel Deal. Limeโs $2B IPO is no lemon, as strong fleet growth and smart partnerships put the bike-sharing app ahead of flatter-footed competitors. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cloud Nine. SpaceX and Google are in talks to put data centers in orbit, aiming to launch servers straight into space instead of keeping them on Earth. (Ain)
- ๐ฐ๐ท Silicon Ceiling. With Samsung Electronics workers threatening to strike over bonuses, South Korea weighs suspending industrial action to protect its $668B chip sector. (Boursier)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Tank You Very Much. Jaguar Land Rover and General Motors want a piece of the UK’s ยฃ900M military truck deal as NATO defense budgets balloon. (The Guardian)
- ๐ช๐บ Chemical Brothers. Sir Jim Ratcliffeโs Ineos ๐ฌ๐ง is backing the entire European chemicals sector with a โฌ200M wager on competitorsโ stocks, hoping misery loves company (and profit).
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Publicis ๐ซ๐ท acquires Liveramp ๐บ๐ธ for $2.2B.
- Exail Technologies ๐ซ๐ท divests its Automation ๐ซ๐ท business, which generated โฌ13M in revenue in 2025.
- Main Capital Partners ๐ณ๐ฑ acquires a majority stake in Agenium ๐บ๐ธ, expanding in the North American insurance software market.
- MovitOn ๐ง๐ช acquires Glocalzone ๐ฉ๐ช to expand its decentralized logistics network.
- Magnum Ice Cream ๐ช๐บ is exploring a potential acquisition by private equity firms Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ and CD&R ๐บ๐ธ after its recent spin-off from Unilever.
- H.I.G. Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires International Aerospace Coatings ๐บ๐ธ, a provider of aircraft painting solutions.
- NextEra Energy ๐บ๐ธ is in advanced talks to acquire Dominion Energy ๐บ๐ธ, potentially creating a utility giant.
- Elliott Investment Management ๐บ๐ธ builds a sizable stake in Bio-Rad Laboratories ๐บ๐ธ, a supplier of life-science tools and diagnostics products.
- National Australia Bank ๐ฆ๐บ acquires Banked ๐ฌ๐ง, an account-to-account payments platform.
- Insider One ๐น๐ท acquires Bluecore ๐บ๐ธ, an AI marketing technology unicorn based in Silicon Valley.
- No relevant acquisition information provided.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฌ๐ง Watch Out. Swatch closed stores in Manchester and Liverpool for a second day after crowds seeking its new ยฃ335 โRoyal Popโ watch sparked safety concerns and police intervention. (BBC)
- ๐ซ๐ท API of the Tiger. French startup Agorapulse wins a key legal battle against Elon Musk’s X over API access, potentially rewriting the rules for every digital platform in France. (FrenchWeb)
- ๐ท๐บ Frozen Assets, Hot Verdict. A Moscow court has ordered Belgian firm Euroclear ๐ง๐ช to pay $215B in damages for freezing Russian state assets, a ruling Moscow may never collect. (Spiegel)
- ๐บ๐ธ Trust Issues. At the Elon Musk vs. OpenAI trial, the core question is whether Sam Altman is trustworthy, with both sides trading accusations of misleading statements. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Agentic Panic. Stripe co-founder John Collison claims ยซย agentic commerceย ยป will overhaul how we shop online, making algorithms the new shopkeepers. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Power Play. Rick Perry and billionaire Toby Neugebauer are pushing a nuclear-powered data center in Texas, with a deal possibly landing as soon as Monday. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Peak Grok. After a burst of controversy-fueled fame, Grokโs downloads dropped from 20.4M to 8.3M in four months: viral moments do not guarantee staying power. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Tokyo Drift. Soaring Japanese government bond yields are fueling speculation that $1T in overseas Japanese capital could start flowing back from US markets. (Financial Times)
Fundraising
- DayOne Data Centers ๐บ๐ธ (Data Centers): $4B
- Brookfield ๐จ๐ฆ (Investment): $2B
- Mind Robotics ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $400M (Kleiner Perkins, Meritech Capital, Redpoint Ventures, SV Angel, Incharge Capital Partners GmbH, A-Star Capital, Garuda Ventures, Accel, Andreessen Horowitz, Eclipse, Prysm Capital LP, Bain Capital Ventures LP, Greenoaks)
- Rapido ๐ฎ๐ณ (Mobility): $240M (Prosus, WestBridge Capital, Accel)
- Fractile ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): $220M (Accel, Factorial Funds, Founders Fund, Conviction, Gigascale, O1A, Felicis, Buckley Ventures, 8VC)
- Photonic ๐บ๐ธ (Quantum Computing): $200M
- Quantexa ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ175M
- Exaforce ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $125M (HarbourVest, Peak XV, Mayfield, Khosla Ventures, Seligman Ventures)
- Shopify ๐จ๐ฆ (E-commerce): $100M
- Elliptic ๐ฌ๐ง (Blockchain): ยฃ88.8M
- Multiverse ๐ฌ๐ง (Edtech): ยฃ70M (Schroders Capital, General Catalyst, Lightspeed, D1 Capital Partners, Index Ventures, Bond, StepStone group)
- GridCARE ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $64M (Sutter Hill Ventures, John Doerr, National Grid Partners, Future Energy Ventures, Emerson Collective, Stanford University, Xora, Aina Ventures, Overture, Acclimate Ventures, Clearvision Ventures)
- Fasset ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $51M (SBI Group, Arz Portfรถy, Investcorp)
- CyberSwarm ๐ท๐ด (AI): $50M
- equipifi ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $34M (Left Lane Capital, Curql, PHX Ventures)
- Nectar Social ๐บ๐ธ (Marketing): $30M (Menlo Ventures, Anthology Fund, Kinship Ventures, GV, True Ventures)
- Iceotope ๐ฌ๐ง (Cooling): $26M (Barclays Climate Ventures, Two Seas Capital, ABC Impact, Northern Gritstone, Edinv, British Patient Capital)
- CREW Carbon ๐บ๐ธ (Water Technology): $25M (Burnt Island Ventures, AP Ventures, Sony Innovation Fund, Builders Vision, Kibo Invest, Idemitsu Ventures, New York Ventures, Counteract, ANIMO Ventures, Connecticut Innovations, Ponderosa Ventures, Echo River Capital)
- GovWell ๐บ๐ธ (GovTech): $25M (Insight Partners, Work-Bench, Bienville Capital)
- Stitch ๐น๐ท (Fintech): $25M (Andreessen Horowitz, Arbor Ventures, COTU Ventures, Raed Ventures, SVC)
- Rowden Technologies ๐ฌ๐ง (Defence): ยฃ25M
- Wirestock ๐บ๐ธ (Data): $23M (Nava Ventures, SBVP, Formula VC, I2BF Global Ventures)
- Butterfly Medical ๐ฎ๐ฑ (Healthcare): $21M (European Innovation Council, Junson Capital, MedVenture, New Rhein Healthcare Investors)
- Novella ๐บ๐ธ (Insurtech): $21M (Brewer Lane Ventures, Box Group, Crystal Venture Partners, SV Angel, Avid Ventures, Verissimo Ventures, Blank Ventures, Arch)
- Arkeus ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): $18M (QIC Ventures, R+VC, Folklore Ventures, DYNE Ventures, Main Sequence Ventures, Salus Ventures, Beaten Zone)
- Adfin ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $18M (Index Ventures, Visionaires Club)
- Optura ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $17.5M (Salesforce Ventures, Echo Health Ventures, Susa Ventures, Matrix Partners, HC9 Ventures)
- Anomaly Insights ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $17M (Sound Ventures, Alumni Ventures, Link Ventures, Redesign Health, RRE Ventures)
- Urologic Health ๐ฎ๐ฑ (Healthcare): $11M (Edge Medical Ventures, SHD Partners, Longevity Venture Partners)
- Happl ๐ฌ๐ง (HR Tech): $11M
- Twin Prime ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $10M (Expeditions, Theon)
- Synthetic ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $10M
- Twin Prime ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $10M
- Sprouts.ai ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $9M (True Global Ventures, Accel)
- Ouinex ๐ซ๐ท (Crypto): $9M
- Graphon AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $8.3M
- Flick ๐บ๐ธ (Filmmaking): $6M (True Ventures, GV, Y Combinator, Lightspeed, Formosa Capital, Pioneer Fund, Olive Tree Capital, N1)
- DesignVerse ๐ฉ๐ช (Software): $5.5M (Begin Capital, Gapminder VC, Underline Ventures)
- Avant Genomics ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $3M (TitletownTech, Halyard Ventures, Virginia Venture Partners, CAV Angels, Global Impact Fund)
- Zerops ๐ธ๐ฎ (Cloud): $2M (Gi21 Capital)
- Regulate ๐ฉ๐ช (Healthtech): โฌ1.4M (4impact capital, CDTM Venture Fund)
- DDD Invoices ๐ธ๐ฎ (Fintech): โฌ1.31M (Fil Rouge Capital, 500 Global)
- SIP Next Generation Drinks ๐ต๐ฑ (Beverages): 3M PLN
- Zevio ๐ต๐ฑ (Fintech): Unknown (Grzegorz Bลaลผewicz)
Fund Watch
- L’imad Holding ๐ฆ๐ช: $30B (infrastructure investing JV with BlackRock, Temasek, ADNOC)
- Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $10.5B (largest Asia-focused private equity fund, closed)
- BCI ๐จ๐ฆ: $3B
- Core Spaces ๐บ๐ธ: $1.64B (4th flagship fund, university housing)
- Perbak Capital Partners ๐ฌ๐ง: $1.1B (short-focused hedge fund, winding down)
- Eighteen48 Partners ๐ฌ๐ง: $200M (debut European MM PE fund, $410M target)
- Lansdowne Partners ๐ฌ๐ง: $150M (VC fund, targeting UK startups, $200M goal)
- Meridian Ventures ๐บ๐ธ: $35M (new fund for MBA-deferred founders, pre-seed and seed-stage)
๐IPO
- Erock ๐บ๐ธ (Power Systems): filed for a IPO to support its data center operations.
- SpaceX ๐บ๐ธ (Aerospace): aiming to raise $80B in what could be the largest IPO ever on June 12.
- OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): a $1tn IPO hinges on a jury’s verdict in a legal battle with Elon Musk, who seeks $134bn in damages.
- Blackstone Digital Infrastructure Trust ๐บ๐ธ (Infrastructure): raised $1.75B in an IPO to acquire data centers.
- EagleRock Land ๐บ๐ธ (Land): surged 24% in its trading debut after raising $320M for a $3B market cap.
- Gemini ๐บ๐ธ (Finance): Winklevoss twins invested $100M into their crypto exchange.
- Vesta ๐ฒ๐ฝ (Real Estate): raised $240M in a follow-on share sale in Mexico and the US.
- CXMT ๐จ๐ณ (Semiconductors): reports an eightfold jump in sales as it moves towards its IPO.
- Adtek Technology ๐จ๐ณ (Data Center): considering raising $500M in a Hong Kong IPO with a valuation of $3B-$4B.
- STT Global Data Centres ๐ฎ๐ณ (Data Centers): preparing a Mumbai IPO that could raise up to $500M.
- Manipal Health ๐ฎ๐ณ (Healthcare): beginning its India IPO marketing to raise $1B at a $12B valuation.
- Bagmane Prime Office REIT ๐ฎ๐ณ (Real Estate): raised $360M for a $3.7B market cap its India IPO.
- Oman India Fertiliser ๐ด๐ฒ (Fertilizers): seeking an IPO in Oman with a target valuation of $2.5B.
๐งณ Debt
- Fibank ๐ง๐ฌ: raised โฌ310M through two international bond issuances.
- Morgan Stanley ๐บ๐ธ: part of a $5B financing package backing Tilman Fertitta’s $30B LBO of Caesars Entertainment.
- IREN ๐บ๐ธ: sold $2.6B of 1% convertible senior notes after an investment from Nvidia.
- Brookfield ๐บ๐ธ: close to securing a $935M loan for its $1.2B LBO of World Freight Co.
- NTT Finance ๐ฏ๐ต: has postponed its planned yen bond issuance to early June or later.
โ Failures
- Casino ๐ซ๐ท: the group is seeking conciliation procedures for several subsidiaries amid ongoing financial discussions with creditors.
- Franz Carl Weber ๐จ๐ญ: le magasin de jouets historique ferme, entraรฎnant la perte de 12 emplois aprรจs une longue histoire depuis 1881.
- Archroma ๐จ๐ญ: the Swiss specialty chemicals firm secured a debt extension for $1B of junk loans.
- Starbucks ๐บ๐ธ: the coffee chain is laying off 300 employees and expects $400M in restructuring charges as part of its turnaround strategy.
- Waymo ๐บ๐ธ: recalled nearly 3,800 robotaxis due to a software glitch, after raising $16B in funding.
- Affordable Care ๐บ๐ธ: Blackstone and KKR will restructure the dental business, reducing debt by 70%, including a $1.7B private credit loan.
- Omnicare ๐บ๐ธ: the bankrupt pharmacy services provider sold its business to GenieRx for $250M cash.
- Venezuela ๐ป๐ช: the country will start restructuring its $170B of debt.
- Evergrande ๐จ๐ณ: liquidators are seeking $8.4B from PwC in Hong Kong court amid ongoing financial struggles.
- Takeda ๐ฏ๐ต: the pharmaceutical company will lay off 4,500 employees globally as part of a restructuring plan.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Human After All. Franceโs main film fund will soon require that only projects with human creators qualify for state support, leaving AI-driven productions out in the cold. (France Info)
- ๐บ๐ธ Magic Kingdoms. Abby Disney, granddaughter of a Disney founder, denounces Americaโs wealth gap while distancing herself from her familyโs corporate throne. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Search and Destroy. Terakeet, hired to polish Goldman Sachs general counsel Kathryn Ruemmlerโs online image, failed to bury headlines linking her to Jeffrey Epstein. Googleโs memory proved harder to scrub than expected. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Candy Crush. Michail Chkhikvishvili, known as Commander Butcher, receives a 15-year sentence for planning to poison children via tainted holiday treats in New York. (New York Times)
- ๐จ๐ณ Say Cheese, Please. A stilted selfie between Elon Musk and rival Lei Jun lights up Chinese social media, with critics dissecting every forced smile and sidelong glance. (New York Times)
- ๐น๐ญ Jurassic Plark. Thai scientists unveil Nagatitan, a 27-meter, 27-ton sauropod that dethrones the diplodocus as Southeast Asiaโs biggest dinosaur. The bones are now on show in Bangkok, for anyone needing perspective. (Le Temps)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Sloth Idol. Edinburgh Zooโs newborn sloth, Atty, gets his name from Sir David Attenborough, proving celebrity status is now genetic, at least in the animal kingdom. (BBC)
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