๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Chauffeurโ€™s Secret

The insurance knew who was really in the driverโ€™s seat.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of 11 November 2026

Good morning!

Teddy Riner, the French judoka with 5 Olympic golds and 11 world titles, has just lost his second round against the French tax office. In mid-October an appeals court in Versailles confirmed a reassessment the revenue service has been chasing since 2019. His company, which rents out cars with chauffeurs, had paid for a Ferrari and a Rolls-Royce that only one driver ever took out: its owner. The tax office counted โ‚ฌ289K of hidden pay, and the judges found a "deliberate intent" to shrink what he owed. The ruling surfaced in early November. Days later Riner announced a 2027 presidential bid to "bring the French together", starting, presumably, with the inspectors. He can still try the Conseil d'ร‰tat, France's top administrative court, and the voters rule next spring.

Every finance director on the planet knows the trick: the company buys the toy, the founder plays with it, and the books call it equipment. Riner's version skipped even the fig leaf. The insurance policy named him exclusive driver and specified that the Rolls must never be rented out, a bold clause for a rental business. Neither car earned a cent in 2016 or 2017, and the British limousine spent its nights outside his home, which doubled as the firm's registered office. The firm's lawyers argued that the 2016 terror attacks had scared off foreign clients. The attacks, apparently, also deterred tourists from hiring a car nobody was allowed to hire.

None of this makes Riner a criminal. No prosecutor has charged him, and a tax dispute bars nobody from a ballot. Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino boxer, ran for president of the Philippines in 2022 with a โ‚ฑ2.2B tax claim ($49M when it was filed) hanging over him. Pacquiao at least won that fight: a tax court threw the claim out months after his defeat at the polls. Riner has lost his twice. The law can live with that, the pitch cannot. A man selling himself as the nation's unifier spent years arguing that a perquisite insured in his name, parked at his door and closed to customers was a business asset. He also plans to compete at the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028 even if he wins the presidency, which would make France the only major economy governed between two training camps.

In the summer of 2024 Riner and Marie-Josรฉ Pรฉrec, triple Olympic sprint champion, lit the Olympic cauldron in central Paris, a balloon of light. Every evening it rose over the city while crowds gathered below to watch. Few politicians ever get that. Riner got it by winning. Promising to bring the French together, he has already managed it once more: a tax inspector, a trial court and an appeals court looked at the same Rolls and saw the same driver. The flame belonged to him. The Rolls never did, and it took the French state 7 years of litigation to tell him so.

๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Chauffeurโ€™s Secret

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Cold Case. Iran denies any involvement in the cyberattacks that disrupted French cooling systems, pushing back against French accusations and leaving the real culprit on ice. (De Tijd)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Deep Trouble. In the Hamburg trial over the Nord Stream blasts, a Bundeswehr diving expert testified that skilled divers could easily plant explosives at 80 meters depth, making sabotage all too feasible. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Waiting for Gรถdel. Sweden's outgoing PM Ulf Kristersson gets another week to try forming a government after weeks of failed coalition talks and political gridlock. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trial and Error. A federal judge ruled that Donald Trump's $10B defamation suit against the BBC can proceed, citing plausibly alleged malice over edited footage. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ LinkedOut. A appeals court blocks the Trump administration's demand for LinkedIn data on journalists, citing First Amendment concerns and the risk to confidential sources. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช Accord ou pas d'accord. La Russie et l'Ukraine reprennent les nรฉgociations directes ร  Abou Dhabi, sous mรฉdiation, pour la premiรจre fois depuis fรฉvrier. Donald Trump affirme que la paix est ร  portรฉe de main si les deux parties sont ยซ lassรฉes de se battre ยป. (Boursier) (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Inquiry Minds. Gadi Eisenkot introduces a bill to establish a state commission investigating security failures that enabled the October 7 Hamas attack, targeting Netanyahuโ€™s handling of the crisis. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Call Waiting. Iranโ€™s security chief says the US has not replied to its conditions, so no discussions or Strait of Hormuz reopening are happening for now. (Boursier)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Flight Risk. The US Air Force quietly moved KC-135 tankers out of RAF Mildenhall, echoing earlier withdrawals from another UK base after security alerts tied to Iran. (BBC)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Flight Risk. The US Air Force quietly moved KC-135 tankers out of RAF Mildenhall, echoing earlier withdrawals from another UK base after security alerts tied to Iran. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Not So Fast. Bernie Sanders breaks ranks and says he will not support Chuck Schumerโ€™s return as Democratic leader, despite the partyโ€™s sweeping Senate gains. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Broadcast Interrupted. The Trump administration's removal of Voice of America chief Michael Abramowitz was ruled illegal by a federal appeals court, highlighting the limits of executive power over independent media. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Nowhere to Be Found. ICE has removed most detainees with final deportation orders from public tracking, making it nearly impossible for families and attorneys to locate or assist them. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Brain Drain. A panel of experts warns Emmanuel Macron that generative AI tools like ChatGPT risk weakening users' cognitive skills and emotional autonomy, urging tighter protections for the public. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Revenue Roulette. The government received $12B from Venezuelan oil exports this year, quickly redistributed the funds, and left Congress demanding answers on transparency. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Penalty Box. The SEC collected just $1.1B in enforcement penalties last year, its lowest haul since 2006, as regulatory zeal takes a back seat. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Hike and Seek. Christopher Waller of the Fed backs a December rate hike, warning a bigger move could come if inflation runs hot. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rate Race. The 10-year Treasury yield surged back to 5% after hotter-than-expected inflation data and hawkish Fed comments fueled talk of another rate hike. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Steady as She Goes. Franklin Templeton Brazil is cutting risk, convinced that Lulaโ€™s administration will avoid major reforms or fiscal shake-ups. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Bond and Gloom. Morgan Stanley says Argentinaโ€™s bonds have dropped too far, arguing the market is overestimating the countryโ€™s political and economic risks. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Yield of Dreams. The Korea Fair Trade Commission fines major bond dealers $1.2B for secretly fixing yields and volumes in 150 Treasury auctions, making teamwork very expensive. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Safe Deposit. Singapore unveils a 500-tonne gold facility for foreign central banks, betting that being the worldโ€™s safest lockbox is a growth industry. (Le Figaro)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Stuck in Neutral. The Bank of England warns that young people in the UK are facing higher unemployment as the economy stalls and employers hesitate to hire amid Middle East conflict fallout. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Bid Fiction. Christopher Woolcott faked a ยฃ154M takeover of Touchstone Exploration ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ using ChatGPT, fake identities, and an American accent, earning a suspended sentence for his DIY Wall Street drama. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Rising Soon. The Bank of Englandโ€™s Clare Lombardelli warns another rate hike is on the cards unless inflation drops off quickly. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rise and Grind. October saw consumer prices climb 0.4%, a higher-than-expected move that keeps inflation on the front burner for policymakers and shoppers alike. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Forest Gump. Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, stunned Sweden by buying 15,000 hectares of forest for $21M, leaving locals and officials speechless. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wired and Tired. Cranbury, NJ, population 4,000, just lost $26M in a cyber scam after officials sent funds for a land deal to fraudsters. The colonial charm is not helping with the modern headache. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Rate Race. Australian home loans plunged 15.5% in Q3 after the Reserve Bank's rapid rate hikes, setting a record for the steepest quarterly drop since 2002. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Rated R. Bridgepoint Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง is eyeing unloved real estate assets, betting that higher rates have created bargains where others see only risk. (CNBC)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท French Exit. Exaion, once an EDF subsidiary, is now owned by US-based Mara, promising โ‚ฌ5B in AI investments despite fierce political backlash. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Chip Happens. Infineon Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช hikes its AI sales target to $4.5B by 2027, betting that data center demand will keep the silicon flowing. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Eyes in the Sky. Ringโ€™s new robotics division introduces an indoor drone and a mobile security bot, offering round-the-clock monitoring and a fresh batch of privacy questions. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jet Lag. Boeingโ€™s October deliveries fell 14% to 49 aircraft, with CEO Kelly Ortberg conceding the 737 MAX target is officially out of reach for 2023. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Signed, Sealed, Delivered. Apple ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is adding built-in sign language interpretation to Apple TV Originals, letting viewers enable an interpreter directly in supported titles instead of searching for separate versions. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ARK and Order. Emerge Canada, the firm that sold Cathie Woodโ€™s ARK ETFs, was found to have breached securities law, prompting an unprecedented trading halt on all its funds. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Fund and Games. Ontarioโ€™s Capital Markets Tribunal found Emerge Canada and its founder misused $4.2M from Cathie Wood-linked ETFs to prop up their own business, leaving investors holding the bag. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Like and Order. Brazil fines Meta โ‚ฌ1.2M for failing to treat Lula and Bolsonaro equally on its platforms during the presidential election, with judges citing incomplete and opaque disclosures. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Artificial Disappointment. SoftBank ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต swung to its first loss in nearly two years, blaming $3.7B in US data center write-downs and falling tech stocks for the $7.1B hit. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Not Yet Compute. Wall Streetโ€™s hopes for trading futures tied to AI chip rentals are on hold as the CFTC hits pause, citing concerns over manipulation and market readiness. (Financial Times)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • CVC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and GBL ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช have secured more than 90% of Recordati ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น, paving the way for their $12.3B take-private.
  • Credit Agricole ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท is in talks to merge its Italian unit with Banco BPM ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น, valued at $25B.
  • Bollorรฉ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท is set to transfer Bluebus ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท's electric-bus R&D activity to ล koda Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ, preserving 17 jobs.
  • Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช has agreed to acquire a 50% stake in Franco-German defense group KNDS ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช for โ‚ฌ6.6B.
  • UniCredit ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น is set to secure unconditional EU approval for its acquisition of Commerzbank ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, valued at $50B.
  • Nexi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น has agreed to sell German fintech Ratepay ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช to Affirm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Argenx ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has agreed to acquire peptide-focused biotech Unnatural Products ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.15B.
  • CTP ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has agreed to acquire all Vietnam assets of South-East Asia Logistics Partners ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ for $500M.
  • EP Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has completed its tender offer for Fnac Darty ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, becoming its controlling shareholder with a 69.3% stake in a deal valuing the retailer at more than โ‚ฌ1B.
  • Surgery Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ rejects an unsolicited bid from UnitedHealth Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and backs a revised $6B deal with HealthSpan Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • LS Power ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to acquire six natural-gas-fired power plants from NRG Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $4B in cash.
  • KPS Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire a 70% stake in MM Group's ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น packaging unit at a $2.7B valuation including debt.
  • Brad Jacobs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will lead a $1B investment in land management company CKX Lands ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ.
  • A consortium backed by Charles River Laboratories ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will take private Frontage Laboratories ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ in a $616M deal at a 60% premium.
  • Walt Disney ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Skydance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are considering bids for the broadcast rights to Franceโ€™s Ligue 1 soccer league ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท.
  • Clearlake Capital Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is exploring a sale of packaging company IPG ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for more than $3.5B.
  • The Riverside Company ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to acquire Hoover Circular Solutions ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, supported by a $130M facility led by Silver Point Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Broadwing Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has completed the acquisition of Supply Side ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a distributor of packaging materials and hardware for the self-storage and parcel retail sectors.
  • OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has acquired AI travel agent Odessia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in an acqui-hire. The startupโ€™s tool has been shut down.
  • Oura ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire AI-native primary care startup Counsel Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $625M. The deal is expected to close before the end of 2027.
  • BankTech Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in Bud Financial ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง to support its U.S. expansion.
  • Strathcona Resources ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has agreed to acquire Greenfire Resources ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ in a $2B cash-and-stock deal, including debt.
  • Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ says Stellantis ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ's sale of its Toronto-area factory to Roshel ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ is unacceptable and threatens legal and policy action to protect around 2,000 jobs.
  • Mitsui Chemicals ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต will acquire chipmaking materials maker JSR ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต from JIC ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต for $12B.
  • Kobe Steel ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต acquires a 70% stake in CNH Industrial ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€™s construction equipment business for $700M, from Exor ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น.
  • NMDC Group ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช plans to announce an acquisition in December and is considering three to five targets.
  • Botswana ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ will double its stake in diamond company De Beers ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ to 30%, while Global Diamond Consortium is pursuing a $1B acquisition of the company from Anglo American ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Skyline Investors ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ provides a $10M+ investment to YouFit Gyms ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for upgrades at 12 Florida clubs.
  • Rochefort Asset Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ provides strategic financing to INTALUS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for U.S. manufacturing facilities and equipment.
  • Mastercraft Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in MyoWorks ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a healthcare technology startup developing connected treatment tools for musculoskeletal care providers.
  • Marlin Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ makes a strategic growth investment in cybersecurity audit and assurance firm Insight Assurance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Altamont Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has made an equity investment in architecture and engineering services provider CESO ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • CC Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Motive Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ have agreed to sell investment advisory and analytics firm Wilshire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to Marsh ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, with closing expected in Q1 2027 pending regulatory approval.
  • Five Elms Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ announces a growth investment in iCareManager ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, an EHR and care management platform for IDD and human services providers.
  • Scalestack ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has acquired Alysio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, an AI agent workspace, alongside new funding led by Leonis Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Bug Hunt. French startup Heal.dev raises โ‚ฌ4M to deploy AI agents that find security flaws and bugs in code generated at record speed by other AIs, promising to catch what old-school reviews miss. (Maddyness)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Fair Use Farce. Mistral pushes back on proposed French AI copyright laws, triggering outrage among creatives who see their work as more than just training data. (Sifted)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Chair Force. TOV Furniture tried to bring manufacturing jobs back to the, but tariffs and costs sent production right back overseas instead. (Wall Street Journal)

Fundraising

  • Mercor ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $750M (Benchmark, Felicis, Fundomo, Nvidia, Apollo)
  • Onodrim Industries ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (Defense): $300M (Lux Capital)
  • Path Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $300M (Georgian, Addition, Drive Capital, IronArc Ventures, Tiger Global, Yamaha Motor Ventures, D. E. Shaw Ventures, Naver Ventures)
  • Blue J Legal ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (AI): US$176M (JMI Equity, Oak HC/FT, Sapphire Ventures, Intrepid Growth Partners)
  • Mavria (Data center): $130M (Paradigm)
  • Clara ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท (Fintech): $105M (Citius, Kaszek Ventures, DEG, General Catalyst)
  • Delix Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $100M (J&J)
  • XLIO ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Technology): $100M
  • Sparxity ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): $90M (ICM HPQC Fund)
  • Project Omega (Energy): $80M (B Capital)
  • Spines ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $64M (Zeev Ventures)
  • Hone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $60M
  • Charta Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $55M (Insight Partners, Madrona, Bain Capital Ventures, South Park Commons, QuantumLight)
  • Bay ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Cybersecurity): $50M (Battery Ventures, YL Ventures, Striker Venture Partners)
  • Index Industries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Proptech): $50M (Lightspeed Venture Partners, Polychain Capital, Galaxy Ventures, Wintermute Ventures)
  • Mosaic Intelligence Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $47M (8VC, Fundomo, Lingotto Innovation, Obvious Ventures)
  • SRTD Biotech ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Biotech): โ‚ฌ31.5M (Mรฉrieux Equity Partners, NRW.BANK, Boehringer Ingelheim Venture Fund, Lilly Ventures, High-Tech Grรผnderfonds, Anobis Family Office)
  • Coframe (AI): $35M (Khosla Ventures, Hanabi Capital)
  • Graphon Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $35M (RRE Ventures, HP, Energy Impact Partners, Hitachi Ventures, Gaia VC)
  • Nidus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $30M (Kleiner Perkins, Costanoa, Ludlow Ventures, SF1, Absolute Partners, Tau, Chris Power, Adrian Aoun, Nikhil Goel)
  • Sumary ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): $25M (Singular)
  • Nanopath ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $25M (Norwest, SV Health Investors' MedTech Convergence Fund, Labcorp Venture Fund, Elderberry Ventures, GingerBread Capital, Alumni Ventures)
  • WhiteMatter ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $20M (Blumberg Capital, Crew Capital, Sprout & Oak)
  • SPARETECH ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Industrial AI): $20M (Blume Equity, Insight Partners, Headline)
  • Hiverge ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $19.4M (Plural, Nvidia)
  • geniosAI (Fintech): $19.1M (FactSet)
  • Primordial Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $18M (Ballistic Ventures, Squadra Ventures, Lockheed Martin Ventures)
  • PORT ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Mobility): โ‚ฌ14.5M (European Bank for Reconstruction and Development, Balnord)
  • triPica ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Energy software): โ‚ฌ12.4M (TiLT Capital Partners)
  • PromptPath ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Automotive): $12M (FM Capital, Armory Square Ventures, Automotive Ventures, Holman Ventures)
  • EnVision Endoscopy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $11.5M (Puma Venture Capital, UTEC - University of Tokyo Edge Capital, Olympus Corporation of the Americas, MassVentures)
  • PuppyGraph ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $10M (Particle Future, defy.vc)
  • Astral (AI): $5.5M (MapleVC)
  • Light Frame ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Fintech): $5.1M (Fortino Ventures, Sidekick Partners, Tenity, Chamaeleon, AltaIR Capital, Rogue Venture Partners, New Stack Ventures, Studio Alpha)
  • Efferon ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Biotech): โ‚ฌ4.3M (Existing private investors in the DACH region)
  • BionicM ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต (Healthcare): JPY 710M (B Dash Ventures, Mitsubishi UFJ Capital, overseas investors, angel investors)
  • Agent F ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Fintech): $4M (Alpha Edison, United Founders, Jan Oberhauser, Julian Teicke, Dr Jรผrgen Mรผller, Maximilian von Dรผring, Daniel Lauchardt, Paul Ohlhaut, Nicklas Teicke, Timo Gerken, Tiny Supercomputer)
  • Triplemoon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $4M (LiveOak Ventures, Activate Venture Partners)
  • LiCuSpace ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Climate tech): โ‚ฌ3M (bmp Ventures, IBG funds of Saxony-Anhalt)
  • Toutix ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Sports): $3M (Evolution Equity Partners)
  • Numina ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Fintech): โ‚ฌ1.1M (Founders A/S, Emblem, Nebular, The Nordic Web, Bjarke Klinge Staun, Jonathan Sanders, Alen Cvisic)
  • Valkyrie Dynamics (Defense): โ‚ฌ1M

Fund Watch

  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $14.5B (4th European private credit fund)
  • Igneo Infrastructure Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: $6.7B (4th European infrastructure fund)
  • Altimeter Capital Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $3.5B (late-stage and early-stage funds, seeking to raise)
  • I Squared Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $3B (2nd infrastructure credit fund)
  • Cube Infrastructure ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ: $1.7B (4th flagship infrastructure fund, seeking to raise)
  • Brian Long ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช: $1.6B (departing Atlantic Bridge to launch a US tech fund)
  • Ardian ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: $1.1B (debut semiconductor fund)
  • Nigerian pension funds ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ: $750M (infrastructure platform, launched)
  • Proterra Investment Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $680M (3rd private credit fund focused on food and beverage)
  • Clarion Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $620M (3rd European sale-leaseback fund)
  • Intera Partners ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: $505M (5th buyout fund, largest fund in Sweden)
  • Ballistic Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $490M (3rd flagship fund and separate vehicle, seeking to raise)
  • BlackPeak Capital ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ: $140M (2nd regional growth strategy, first close)
  • Zacua Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $135M (Fund II, construction and physical industries venture fund, closed 35% oversubscribed)
  • Stage 2 Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $100M (Venture Fund IV and Catalyst IV, closed)
  • Proximal Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $27.5M (debut VC fund for AI in drug development)
  • Townie Wells ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: billions (equity L/S fund, raising from Millennium)
  • Certior Capital ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: (3rd European small-cap PE fund, first close)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Worldline ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Payments): completed a โ‚ฌ329.8M buyback of bonds maturing in June 2027.
  • Windward Bio ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Biotech): targeting a $1B valuation in its US IPO.
  • Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): targeting a valuation of up to $1.02T in its IPO, raising up to $64.4B.
  • T-Head ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Semiconductors): confidentially filed to list on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange.
  • Goodman Group ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (Real estate) and Digital Realty Trust ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Data centers): jointly acquired a 9.9% stake in NEXTDC ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (Data centers), valued at $5.5B.
  • First Abu Dhabi Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช (Banking): exploring a $5B rights issue.
  • Dangote Cement ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Building materials): scrapped plans for a London secondary listing due to market conditions.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Enova International ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): authorized a new $500M share repurchase program through June 2028.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Qualtrics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: banks are offering up to 15ยข discounts on a $5B debt package.
  • SBA Communications ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raised a $2B senior unsecured term loan to refinance tower debt.
  • Lucid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: expanded its credit line from Saudi Arabiaโ€™s PIF ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ by $1.75B to $3.75B.
  • Alphabet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: held talks to raise $3B in debut Hong Kong and Singapore bond sales.
  • Peloton ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: seeking $600M in its debut junk bond sale.
  • Fox Corp. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: seeking $8B in bonds to repay debt for its Roku acquisition.
  • Ecopetrol ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด: raising $2B in its first dollar bond sale in two years to prepay a bridge loan.
  • China ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: priced its first yuan-denominated green bond in Canada to raise $600M.
  • Indonesia ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ: marketing its second Panda bond to raise $1.8B.
  • Yoco Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: raised a $100M private credit facility from Victory Park Capital.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • DRW Energy Trading ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: secured a $1B revolving credit facility.

โŒ Failures

  • Children's Place ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the children's apparel retailer filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy due to tariffs and declining consumer sentiment.
  • Boeing ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: plans to cut 5% of its commercial aviation workforce, or over 2,500 jobs, amid production and delivery difficulties.
  • Braskem ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท: shareholders and creditors are set to conclude out-of-court restructuring talks over $11B in debt.
  • Wing Fai Ng ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: the businessman leading talks to buy a stake in Tottenham Hotspur was declared bankrupt over $4M in unpaid debts.
  • Qantas Airways ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: a technology and AI deal with Accenture will lead to around 850 job cuts.
  • David Jones ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: the retailer will close 19 of its 38 department stores by year-end to save the business.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Beam Me Up. Jamie Douglas, 18, now holds the title of the UK's youngest lighthouse keeper, shining a new light on a very old job. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Burn Notice. An attacker set his own balaclava on fire while hurling a Molotov cocktail at Joliot-Curie high school in Nanterre, leaving only minor injuries and a charred ego. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Paper Jam. A three-year-old born in Paris is not recognized by Italy due to a French clerical error that swapped his parentsโ€™ names on his birth certificate, leaving the family in legal limbo. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Press Pause. Novaia Gazeta, Russia's last major opposition newspaper, closed its doors after 33 years, losing both its newsroom and its funding in one blow. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Back to the Human. companies that replaced staff with AI are now rehiring the same workers after automation failed to deliver, often at a higher cost. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Vent Interest. A humble air vent that once sold in small batches is suddenly in massive demand, leaving manufacturer Andrew Witteck both baffled and busy. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Sticky Wicket. Khawaja's memoir reignites debate over the 2018 ball-tampering saga, urging team-wide responsibility as officials insist there is no reason for a new investigation. (BBC)

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