๐ท๏ธ Still On the Label
Same barcode, switch the contents, nobody checks the date.
The most consequential actor in a presidential race is now, more often than not, a criminal court. Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts in May 2024 and took the White House six months later. Lula came out of 580 days in prison, had the conviction annulled and won Brazil back in 2022. Romania cancelled a presidential round outright in 2024, then barred the man who had won it. In each case the number worth watching is not the sentence, it is how little the electorate moved afterwards. France has just run the tidiest version of the experiment, and the arithmetic was read out in open court.
Marine Le Pen was convicted of diverting more than โฌ4M of European Parliament money to party work. In July the appeal court cut her ineligibility to 45 months, 30 of them suspended. The 15 firm months had been running since the first conviction and expired in June, weeks before the judges finished reading their own arithmetic aloud. She declared her candidacy that evening on the main news bulletin, with a fine of โฌ100K and a year of electronic tagging still attached to her name. Her party’s candidate polls between 32% and 36%, and has done through a conviction, an appeal and a change of candidate.
What holds steady is the party’s floor, not the person standing on it. Jordan Bardella, 30 years old and inside the machine since he was 16, spent 15 months as the frontrunner in every published poll. Then he went back to being the number two in a single afternoon, and reported feeling neither relieved nor disappointed. The scores barely moved. Any directly elected presidency invites this, and the French one was designed for it: an office built to be filled by a figure rather than a programme. Dominique de Villepin has never won an election in his life and left government in 2007. He polls in the high teens on the strength of having told the Security Council no on Iraq in 2003.
The novelty is the ticket: a candidate and her prime minister, announced nine months before the first round, campaigning as a pair on the American model, under a constitution that has no such thing. A French prime minister is appointed after the result and can be replaced before lunch. The promise is legally worth nothing, which is exactly why it costs nothing to make, and it buys back the popularity the ticket needed. Meanwhile the conviction is under appeal before France’s highest court, which has undertaken to rule before the campaign. So the name on the ballot on 18 April still depends on how one criminal chamber reads a suspended sentence. The score does not. It will be waiting for whoever turns up.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฉ๐ช Heat of State. SPD leaders push for constitutional climate adaptation, arguing that this summerโs record temperatures demand more than local improvisation. (Le Monde)
- ๐ Gold Standard. ๐ฆ๐น least 100 people died after an artisanal gold mine collapsed in western Central African Republic, highlighting the deadly risks of informal mining with no state oversight. (France Info)
- ๐ช๐บ Boiling Point. Scientists confirm climate change is responsible for most of the extreme warming in European seas, with Mediterranean waters up to 2ยฐC hotter and marine life feeling the burn. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ท๐บ Brit Hit. Russia threatens the UK with consequences after British-made drones are used by Ukraine for deep strikes inside Russian territory for the first time. (Le Temps)
- ๐บ๐ธ Global Gag Order. President Trump declares any country aiding Iran will be hit with sweeping penalties, escalating his pressure campaign as the ceasefire unravels. (Bbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fleet Flicker. A total blackout left the USS Benfold stranded for four days, exposing the Navy’s struggles to keep its warships running and its sailors fed. (Spiegel)
- ๐บ๐ธ Summit Impossible. Donald Trump says he will meet North Korea’s Kim Jong-un this year, just as US-South Korea military drills are cut short at his request. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฆ๐ท Eyes Wide Open. Amnesty International accuses Argentina’s Milei administration of expanding state surveillance, citing new laws and major tech purchases targeting dissent and protests. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Court Martialed. Washington slapped sanctions on ICC president Tomoko Akane, drawing an unusually sharp rebuke from Tokyo, which called the move โvery regrettable.โ (Boursier)
- ๐ฐ๐ต Atomic Guesswork. Trump and Seoul cannot agree on how many nuclear weapons Kim Jong-un actually has, with estimates ranging from 57 to 120 and credibility not included. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Royal Return. Prince Harry and Meghan are moving back to the UK after six years in California, enrolling their children in British schools and settling outside London. The monarchy welcomes the proximity, but their status as private citizens remains unchanged. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Rain Supreme. The UK faces more heavy downpours and thunderstorms, with flash flooding and travel chaos likely as the Met Office issues fresh warnings. (Bbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Fire Drill. Labour presses Reformโs Richard Tice for an apology to crews risking their lives in wildfires, following his โenjoyโ the heatwave comment. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Drill or No Deal. Green Party analysis claims Labour could lose up to 50 seats if the government approves new North Sea oil and gas drilling, making climate politics a direct electoral threat. (The Guardian)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง AI, Captain. Economists spot a 1.8% rise in UK private sector productivity, fueling hopes that artificial intelligence is steering the economy toward better days. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Second Chance. ECB chief Christine Lagarde urges Europe to seize the AI revolution, insisting the continent cannot repeat its digital-era absence. (France Info)
- ๐ช๐บ Dividend Street. European banks and financial firms will pay a record โฌ228B to shareholders this year, with HSBC ๐ฌ๐ง, BBVA ๐ช๐ธ, Santander ๐ช๐ธ, Allianz ๐ฉ๐ช, and Intesa Sanpaolo ๐ฎ๐น leading the payout parade. (Boursier)
- ๐ท๐บ Fuel’s Gold. Two-thirds of Russian gas stations are dry as Ukrainian strikes and import woes deepen the countryโs fuel crisis, leaving the Kremlin scrambling for answers and cash. (El Pais)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fortune Teller. Americaโs debt has crossed the $40T mark, with politicians predicting prosperity while the interest bill keeps climbing. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Twist Again. Former Fed official Dale Bessent is reviving ยซย Operation Twistย ยป style bond moves, echoing the central bank’s crisis playbook for market intervention. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฐ๐ท Curve Your Enthusiasm. South Koreaโs yield curve is now the steepest since 2021 as long-term bonds keep sinking and investors brace for more pain. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ญ๐ฐ Peg and Play. Investors are piling into carry trades, pushing the Hong Kong dollar toward its 7.85 ceiling and keeping the currency board on high alert. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ธ๐ฆ Ship Happens. As strikes on Gulf shipping intensify, oil giants like Adnoc and Aramco pay up for tankers, sending vessel prices past $130M and turning the Strait of Hormuz into a floating game of high-stakes logistics. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฆ๐ช Trading Places. The UAE has suspended all trade with Iran after reporting two ballistic missiles launched toward its waters, reigniting Gulf tensions and freezing economic ties overnight. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Strait Down. The number of ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz dropped to 6 on Tuesday, far below the prewar daily average of 130 to 140, as owners steer clear of the worldโs most volatile chokepoint. (Boursier)
- ๐ Yield Sign. Global government bond yields paused their climb on Wednesday, catching their breath before the release of the latest Fed meeting minutes. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Help Wanted. Andy Burnham makes fixing youth unemployment his top priority after entry-level jobs for young people in Britain vanish at record speed. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Bill Shock. UK households face a 4% hike in the energy price cap this winter, wiping out the promised VAT cut and pushing annual bills to ยฃ1,729. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Burnham Notice. UK inflation jumps to 2.9% as rising energy bills threaten to swamp Prime Minister Andy Burnhamโs cost-of-living relief efforts before autumn even arrives. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Barrel Roll. crude oil inventories climbed by 4.4M barrels last week, defying analyst forecasts of a decline and keeping traders guessing. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Surge Pricing. The FTC issues a bulletin telling retailers they must disclose when personal data is used to tailor prices, signaling a crackdown on algorithmic price discrimination. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Switch and Pay. The One Big Beautiful Bill Act will eliminate the PAYE plan, leaving thousands of student loan holders with pricier repayment terms and longer timelines. (New York Times)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Borderline Progress. The US and Canada tout advances on a tariff agreement, but Fridayโs deadline keeps both economies on edge and questions unresolved. (New York Times)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฉ๐ช Shell Out. The German government promises โฌ50M for urgent repairs to Chernobylโs containment shell, but wants the international community to split the โฌ500M bill. (Spiegel)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bond Voyage. Goldman Sachs is testing investor appetite for a new data center bond linked to CoreWeave, hoping Wall Street is ready for another tech-backed bet. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐ณ Great Wall(ed) In. Xu Jiayin, founder of Evergrande ๐จ๐ณ, is sentenced to life in prison and loses his fortune after convictions for fraud and embezzlement. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฆ๐บ Home Alone. Australia’s major banks, including CBA, Westpac, ANZ, and NAB, are feeling the chill as falling house prices and weak mortgage demand bite into profits. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Home Stretch. UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham pledges ยฃ102M in new funding and 15% of his salary to tackle homelessness before Christmas, promising no one should sleep on the streets. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Risk Management. The coroner is told that more safeguards might have saved Aalim Ahmed, who died after falling from a high-rise window in Plaistow. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Room for Improvement. New York City officials say the city needs 290,000 new homes now and 700,000 over the next decade to address its historic housing shortage, but recent construction rates barely scratch the surface. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Terminal Velocity. Washington Dulles airport gets the green light for a $19.9B overhaul, promising new tunnels and a main terminal rebuild by 2034. (Cnbc)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Wallet Approval. Trump assembled crypto moguls at the White House, calling for new industry-friendly laws while his own crypto ventures raked in $1.4B last year. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Betting Big. Cantor Fitzgerald and Susquehanna International Group are set to bring hedge fund muscle to Kalshi’s prediction markets, opening the door for institutional block trades on events from weather to economics. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Swipe Right. Kraken ๐บ๐ธ unveils its multi-asset debit card for customers, promising real-time crypto-to-dollar conversion and rewards without the credit card hangover. (FinExtra)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐บ๐ธ Beauty and the Boost. Thanks to surging demand in China and strong perfume sales, Estรฉe Lauder ๐บ๐ธ surprises Wall Street with better-than-expected growth and a 17% stock jump. (Les Echos)
- ๐บ๐ธ Home Not Alone. Lowe’s ๐บ๐ธ now expects $92B in sales for the year, warning that home improvement budgets are under pressure and demand remains muted. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Shot in the Dark. Moderna ๐บ๐ธ and Merck ๐บ๐ธ report promising phase 3 results for their mRNA skin cancer vaccine, raising hopes for advanced melanoma patients. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ต๐ฆ Terminal Velocity. CK Hutchison ๐ญ๐ฐ files for $1.5B in damages against Panama, claiming its port investments were sunk amid rising US-China friction. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐จ๐ณ Star Power. Chinaโs AI frenzy has turned the Star 50 index into the countryโs new market bellwether, leaving old benchmarks in the digital dust. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐ณ Rise of the Machines. Chinese robotics firm Unitree soared 460% on its Shanghai debut, as investors scramble for a piece of the humanoid robot boom. (Libรฉ)
- ๐บ๐ธ Current Affairs. Hudson River Trading posted a record $11.4B in quarterly trading revenue, riding market volatility to outpace rivals and Wall Street banks. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Up in the Air. Amazon ๐บ๐ธ plans to launch drone deliveries in almost 500 new locations, bringing its airborne service to cities like Chicago and Atlanta by year-end. (Wall Street Journal)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Ardian ๐ซ๐ท weighs a multi-$B sale of Swissbit ๐จ๐ญ, an electronic industrial firm.
- NEURA Robotics ๐ฉ๐ช acquires Bosch Rexrothโs ACTIVE Shuttle ๐ฉ๐ช, effective Oct 1, 2026. Takes hardware & software and will provide service as it integrates the platform into its Physical AI ecosystem, after raising up to $1.4B in Series C.
- Freenet ๐ฉ๐ช nears deal to buy out minority Waipu.TV ๐ฉ๐ช investors.
- Monte dei Paschi ๐ฎ๐น could launch separate offers on Banco BPM ๐ฎ๐น and Banca Generali ๐ฎ๐น.
- Pontegadea Inversiones ๐ช๐ธ acquires 219 Baker St., Marylebone (residential rental building) ๐ฌ๐ง for $203M
- Optiver ๐ณ๐ฑ will buy Northpool ๐ณ๐ฑ, an energy trader.
- EQT ๐ธ๐ช takes a majority stake in Melbourne Storm Rugby League Club ๐ฆ๐บ.
- Again ๐ฉ๐ฐ acquires Genomatica ๐บ๐ธ, bringing together AI and biomanufacturing.
- Leo Pharma ๐ฉ๐ฐ agrees to buy rights to a rare genetic skin disease drug from Tanabe Pharma ๐ฏ๐ต for $435M ahead of an IPO
- BlackRock ๐บ๐ธ and Oaktree ๐บ๐ธ seize MBS ๐บ๐ธ, a debt-laden movie servicer.
- KKR ๐บ๐ธ offers to takeover UGI Corp ๐บ๐ธ for $9B at a 20% premium.
- TPG Global ๐บ๐ธ made an unsolicited $467M bid for EQT Holdings ๐ฆ๐บ, an investment manager.
- Goldman Sachs ๐บ๐ธ acquires LCN Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ for $410M, a commercial real estate (CRE) investor.
- Copart ๐บ๐ธ, GTCR ๐บ๐ธ and Veritas Capital ๐บ๐ธ compete to acquire CCC Intelligent Solutions ๐บ๐ธ, a $4.2B-listed car insurance software provider.
- McEwen Copper ๐จ๐ฆ in talks with Rio Tinto ๐ฌ๐ง and other investors for $4B in funding, including $1.2B in equity, to build a mine in Argentina
- Saudi Aramco ๐ธ๐ฆ forms a mineral exploration JV with Maaden ๐ธ๐ฆ.
- Clearlake Capital ๐บ๐ธ explores acquiring a stake in Chelsea FC ๐ฌ๐ง from Mark Walter.
- The O.H.I.O. Fund ๐บ๐ธ leads $15M seed in Sonic Fire Tech ๐บ๐ธ, with Khosla Ventures reinvesting and continued participation from Third Sphere and AirAngels.
- Turnspire Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ acquires Hulcher Services ๐บ๐ธ, a North American mission-critical rail infrastructure, maintenance, and field services provider.
- PSG ๐บ๐ธ invests in XBE ๐บ๐ธ (growth investment. Accelerates product innovation and community growth in heavy materials, logistics and construction. Founder and CEO Sean Devine will continue to lead and Banneker Partners retains a significant ownership position).
- River Associates Investments, L.P. ๐บ๐ธ acquires Diamond Wipes, Inc. ๐บ๐ธ (closed Aug 7, 2026. River’s second platform acquisition of 2026. Contract manufacturer of disposable wet wipes and liquid-fill personal care products with sites in Chino, CA and Fredonia, WI).
- Genstar Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires Oncourse Home Solutions ๐บ๐ธ from funds advised by Apax Partners ๐ฌ๐ง. Transaction to close Q4 2026, terms not disclosed. Oncourse serves 2M+ customers across 48 states.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฉ๐ช Pressing Matters. Heidelberger Druck, known for printing presses, expands further into defense tech with new drone and battery ventures, chasing stable military revenues. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ต๐ฑ Voice Over. Mati Staniszewski, the Polish-born cofounder of ElevenLabs ๐ฌ๐ง, has turned his AI startup into an $11B sensation, giving Europe a new tech accent. (Les Echos)
- ๐ช๐บ Mission Incomputable. European ambitions to deploy data centers in orbit face delays and doubts, proving that not every cloud has a silver lining. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Star Wars. American fusion startups battle each other for dominance as they chase the promise of sun-level energy and billion-dollar valuations. (Les Echos)
- ๐บ๐ธ Launch Capital. Castelion secures $1B in fresh funding led by Carlyle and top investors, aiming to accelerate its hypersonic missile ambitions. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Horn of Plenty. Sequoia Capital, Khosla Ventures, and Y Combinator lead the pack as 2026โs unicorn surge sees 250 new billion-dollar startups join the board. (Crunchbase)
- ๐บ๐ธ Patient Zeroes. Hackers hit CareCloud ๐บ๐ธ and walked away with the medical records and personal details of 3.7M people, while the company stays silent on accountability. (TechCrunch)
- ๐จ๐ณ The Reuse Crew. LandSpace lands a reusable rocket stage, making Chinaโs private sector a real contender in the space economy, even if SpaceX still sets the pace. (New York Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Plan B-ank. Monzo ๐ฌ๐ง rolled out its backup bank after a major outage locked out thousands of users, proving redundancy is now a core feature. (FinExtra)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Fee for All. The UK competition regulator is investigating Virgin Atlantic ๐ฌ๐ง and Trainline ๐ฌ๐ง for hiding extra charges until late in the booking process, accusing them of misleading customers with so-called drip pricing. (Financial Times)
Fundraising
- Castelion ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): $1B (JPMorgan Chase Strategic Investment Group, Andreessen Horowitz, Carlyle, Lightspeed Venture Partners, Lavrock Ventures, Altimeter, General Catalyst, Interlagos, T. Rowe Price Associates)
- Etched ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $700M (Jane Street)
- EliseAI (Proptech): $300M (a16z, Bessemer)
- LifeMine Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $263M (Milky Way Investments, Bezos Expeditions, Gates Frontier, RA Capital Management, GV, LoLa Capital Partners, GlaxoSmithKline, Invus, ARCH Venture Partners)
- Also ๐บ๐ธ (Mobility): $150M (Prysm Capital, Eclipse, Greenoaks, MVP Ventures)
- Velaura AI ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductor): $110M (Seligman Ventures)
- Rillet ๐บ๐ธ (Accounting): $100M (Iconiq, Andreessen Horowitz, Sequoia)
- Navi Limited ๐ฎ๐ณ (Fintech): $100M (Prosus)
- Smack Technologies ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): $61M (Costanoa Ventures, First In, Point72 Ventures, Geodesic Capital, Nomi Capital, Felicis, Scribble Ventures, Fortitude Ventures, Bloomberg Beta, Palumni VC)
- Hopscotch Primary Care ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $53M (8VC, Town Hall Ventures, aMoon Fund, Citi Impact Fund, Alumni Ventures, K2 HealthVentures, Autism Impact Fund (AIF), John Doerr, Richard Merkin, Leon Levine Foundation)
- Network Bio ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $50M (Section 32, Thiel Bio, Founders Fund, Breyer Capital, Blue Venture Fund, JSL Health Capital, other life science and AI funds)
- Rundoo ๐บ๐ธ (SaaS): $30M (Battery Ventures, Bessemer Venture Partners, CRV)
- Renata Medical ๐บ๐ธ (Medtech): $25M (ARCHIMED)
- Relativity Networks ๐บ๐ธ (AI infrastructure): $22M (Rhapsody Venture Partners, Bell Ventures Inc., Faster Than Glass LLC)
- NeoGeo ๐ฎ๐ณ (Geospatial): $20M (Neev II Fund, Aavishkaar Capital)
- Ours Privacy ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $15M (Lightbank, Health Velocity Capital, Rock Health, Lakehouse, TMV, Switch Ventures, Starfire Ventures, GreyMatter)
- Sonic Fire Tech ๐บ๐ธ (Firetech): $15M (The O.H.I.O. Fund, Khosla Ventures, Third Sphere, AirAngels)
- SweGaN ๐ธ๐ช (Semiconductors): $14M (Thisbe AB, North Ventures, existing shareholders)
- Ampaire ๐บ๐ธ (Aviation): ยฃ14M
- Self Inspection ๐บ๐ธ (Automotive): $10M (Sandberg Bernthal Venture Partners, U.S. AutoForce, Westlake Financial, BrightCap Ventures, DVx Ventures, Costanoa Ventures, Rebellion Ventures)
- Luca ๐ต๐น (Unknown): $8M (6 Degrees Capital)
- Medly AI ๐ฌ๐ง (Edtech): $8M (Felix Capital, Eka Ventures, Ada Ventures, Andrey Dobrynin, Al Giles, Jean Hammond, Hector Mason)
- LITILIT ๐ฑ๐น (Photonics): โฌ8M (ILTE)
- Synthefy (AI): $6.5M (Wing Venture Capital)
- Grounded ๐บ๐ธ (Automotive): $5M (Also Capital, The 81 Collection, Animal Capital, Michigan Outdoor Innovation Fund, various SpaceX alumni)
- Velatir ๐ฉ๐ฐ (AI infrastructure): โฌ5M (Spintop Ventures, Ugly Duckling Ventures, Norrsken Evolve, Jan Oberhauser, Thomas Visti, The Export and Investment Fund of Denmark)
- Capitan Orthopedics, Inc. ๐บ๐ธ (Medtech): $4.1M (Genesis Innovation Group, Inc.)
- Palette ๐ฉ๐ฐ (AI): โฌ3M (Ugly Duckling Ventures, Emblem, Acadian Ventures, angel investors)
- Noggin HQ ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): ยฃ2.3M
- Singular Photonics ๐ฌ๐ง (Semiconductor): $2.15M (ACF Investors, Wren Capital, Cambridge Angels, Scottish Enterprise, Quantum Exponential, Old College Capital)
- Millow ๐ธ๐ช (Foodtech): โฌ2M
- Nomade Nation ๐ช๐ธ (Mobility): โฌ1.8M (Prodinco, current investors)
- DiscreteStack ๐ง๐ฌ (AI infrastructure): โฌ800K (CleverPine Ventures, Milen Manev (Next Solutions), Stoil Vasilev (Paypercut), other investors)
Fund Watch
- Accel ๐บ๐ธ: $3.5B (launching four new vehicles. VC. Early-stage regional funds: $800M Europe/Israel, $800M US, $550M India)
- Index Ventures ๐ฌ๐ง: $2B (raising $2B โ $700M to expand $1.5B growth fund, $400M seed fund, $900M VC fund for AI-era founders)
- Balbec ๐บ๐ธ: $1.5B (5th credit fund)
- HarbourVest Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $1B (PE FoF, acquired PE LP stakes from University of California)
- Fort Robotics ๐บ๐ธ: $557M (merging with Newbury Street II Acquisition Corp., SPAC deal. Physical AI firm)
- Broadwing Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $440M (debut lower middleโmarket private equity fund)
- Ninety One ๐ฟ๐ฆ: $404M (3rd Africa Credit Opportunities fund)
- CVC ๐ฌ๐ง: size undisclosed (private secondaries fund targeting midโlate-stage tech startups via primary and secondary investments)
๐IPO
- Quantexa ๐ฌ๐ง (AI data): considering a multibillion-dollar US or UK IPO.
- Frasers Group ๐ฌ๐ง (Retail): raised its stake in $3B-listed Hugo Boss to 48%.
- Taimi ๐บ๐ฆ (Dating): preparing for IPO readiness, profitable and growing with a target of 2M daily active users (now ~350K).
- OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): confidentially filed for a IPO targeting an $852B valuation and said it will be public in 2027 or sooner.
- Mavik ๐บ๐ธ (Investment): built a 5.4% stake in KKR Real Estate Finance Trust as it explores a sale.
- ShengShu Technology ๐จ๐ณ (AI Video): Alibaba-backed platform is considering a $500M Hong Kong IPO.
- LimX ๐จ๐ณ (Robotics): planning a $300M Hong Kong IPO.
- SK Hynix ๐ฐ๐ท (Semiconductors): launching a โฌ24.9B share buyback and cancellation, the largest program ever by a listed South Korean company.
- National Stock Exchange of India ๐ฎ๐ณ (Exchange): seeking a $55B valuation a record India IPO.
- Paytm ๐ฎ๐ณ (Fintech): Resilient Asset Management sold a 3% stake for $310M, with proceeds to flow to Ant Group.
- Dangote Petroleum ๐ณ๐ฌ (Refining): investors committed $400M to a planned $2B IPO.
- Zambia Stock Exchange ๐ฟ๐ฒ (Exchange): expecting a record $1B of IPOs after this month’s election.
๐งณ Debt
- TCI ๐ฌ๐ง: invested $636M in loans to ultra-luxury hotels in Italy.
- Dulles International Airport ๐บ๐ธ: planning a $14B munis sale.
- Anthropic ๐บ๐ธ: set to increase its revolving credit facility above $10B ahead of an IPO.
- Mark Walter ๐บ๐ธ: sought a multibillion-dollar loan from Apollo against his now-sold Lakers stake.
- United Launch Alliance ๐บ๐ธ: raised $1.5B in a private placement of bonds.
- Flexential ๐บ๐ธ: secured an $800M credit facility from 11 banks, backed by sponsors GI Partners and MSIP.
- Starwood Property Trust ๐บ๐ธ: with Realterm provided a $672M loan for a portfolio of Stonemont Financial- and Cerberus-backed industrial outdoor storage lots.
- Ripple ๐บ๐ธ: raised $275M in a private placement of bonds.
- Alphabet ๐บ๐ธ: plans up to A$5.5B (US$3.9B) bond issue, 20โyr tranche ~6.95%.
- ICICI Bank ๐ฎ๐ณ: accepted $750M bids for a new dollar bond, bringing this month’s dollar bond raise to $2.05B.
- Natural ๐บ๐ธ: secured a $100M credit facility from Upper90 to scale payments and credit products for AI agents.
โ Failures
- Spirit Airlines ๐บ๐ธ: Google will acquire its business data for $10M.
- Avison Young (Canada) ๐จ๐ฆ: les crรฉanciers ont converti la dette en actions de la sociรฉtรฉ de conseil immobilier.
- Braskem Idesa ๐ฒ๐ฝ: filed for Chapter 11 in the US after reaching agreements to cut debt by ~$1B.
- Rebel Creamery ๐บ๐ธ: filed for bankruptcy after losing a $24M trade-dress suit, reporting nearly $14M in assets.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐บ๐ธ Swift Exit. NASA abandons its rescue plan for the Neil Gehrels Swift Observatory after a robotic malfunction, meaning the $250M telescope will soon burn up instead of getting a second chance. (Ouest-France)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pump and Circumstance. The Farmer’s Cellar transformed a gas station into Minnesota’s hottest cocktail bar, raking in $5M last year while patrons hunt for the secret door. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Vice City Limits. Supposed GTA VI images surface via ยซย CyberLeek,ย ยป who threaten more leaks if Rockstar Games sticks to high prices and no physical copies. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Agency in the Wings. The DEA has joined the investigation into actress Hayden Panettiere’s death, after reports of an apparent drug overdose in South Carolina. (New York Times)
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