๐Ÿฅš Golden Eggshells

Underneath the shine, scrambled savings for everyone.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of 5 November 2026

Good morning!

Turkey has just passed a law to repay the savers of its collapsed investment funds, and the queue is long. Some 456K people had money in the 131 funds the market regulator wound up in mid-September, the day after the Istanbul crash. More than 85 people are in custody, the regulator's chairman has been sacked, and the authorities are now very busy cleaning up a mess they spent ten months not looking at. At the centre sits Tera, an Istanbul broker whose funds promised to beat inflation running above 30%.

Locals call it Fonzi, from fon, Turkish for fund. The trick is old and needs no genius. A manager buys a share nobody trades. The price rises, the return looks superb, new savers pour in, and their money buys more of the same share. The fund is its own customer and its own price tag. One Tera vehicle reportedly posted 15,000%. The economist J.K. Galbraith had a word for this kind of wealth: the bezzle, money that exists until somebody checks. Emre Tezmen, Tera's founder and the son of a 1990s minister, called his firm the Goldman Sachs of Turkey and kept a private jet and a Bentley to match. Nobody checked.

That is unfair to the people who did. Exchange inspectors flagged the trades to their bosses. A former official of the financial-crime unit denounced Tera and was detained twice, for market manipulation. Mehmet Simsek, the ex-investment banker the regime sends to reassure foreign investors, warned traders that the market was not a playground. The finance minister was right. It was a private club. The AKP's vice-chair, a former family minister, stands accused of selling her fund stakes just before the crash for a profit of 1.3B lira, about โ‚ฌ23M. The deputy finance minister resigned once his son-in-law turned up in the case. The opposition claims nearly 60 of the ruling party's MPs or their relatives had money in the funds.

Erdogan has promised to rid the market of "greedy parasites". He said it in front of his own MPs, which at least saves the prosecutors a trip. Tera's managers even stopped paying out on their money market fund, the product people buy precisely so as never to hear about the stock market. In 2008, when one of its American cousins fell below $1 a share, Washington guaranteed the whole industry within three days. Turkey caps the rescue at 1M lira per saver, about โ‚ฌ18K, for now. In a country where cash loses nearly a quarter of its value every year, those savers did the only sensible thing. They chose the most boring product in the shop. It was the one with the trapdoor.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Bank Job. Crรฉdit Mutuel Arkรฉa ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท confirms a cyberattack that stole several million euros, though the bank insists no clients were impacted and operations remain stable. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Room for Doubt. Hubert Aiwanger, Bavariaโ€™s deputy leader and head of the Free Voters party, was found dead in his Berlin hotel room, with police investigating the cause and ruling out foul play for now. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Withdrawn Symptoms. Varoufakis, famous for limiting Greeks to โ‚ฌ60 daily withdrawals in 2015, now sees his own party's bank account abruptly locked by a Brussels bank. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Grant Theft Auto. Around 10,000 Danish students and high schoolers marched in Copenhagen as 30,000 more staged walkouts nationwide, protesting government plans to cut public education aid. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Heat Account. Christine Lagarde warns that climate change will drive up economic costs in Europe and urges urgent investment in adaptation before her ECB exit. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ The Art of the Stall. Democrats promise sweeping change after their congressional victory, but Trump's power to block legislation means their plans may remain mostly theoretical. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Friends with Benefits. The Republican loss in the midterms puts the US-Israel partnership under the microscope, with Trump abruptly distancing himself from $3.8B in annual aid. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Yes We Consensus. Barack Obama hails the 2026 midterm results as a call for unity, urging Democrats to focus on practical solutions instead of partisan drama. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด Flight Risk. Boliviaโ€™s top judge Romer Saucedo flees the country after an arrest warrant for alleged drug trafficking, claiming he is the target of political persecution. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Mine the Gap. Seoul expands its anti-piracy unitโ€™s reach to waters near the Strait of Hormuz, hoping to safeguard trade without getting dragged into anyone elseโ€™s war. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Locked In. Joshua Wong, a leading face of Hong Kongโ€™s 2019 protests, is sentenced to 10 additional years for seeking foreign support, making freedom a distant prospect. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Doubt and Order. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu publicly alleges foreign interference in Israelโ€™s election, despite electoral authorities confirming the results and rivals accusing him of undermining trust to cling to power. (Ouest-France)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Private Eyes. The UK government is weighing restrictions on smart glasses after warnings that the devices are being used for covert filming, especially targeting women. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stay of Position. Samuel Alito confirms he will remain on the Supreme Court regardless of the election outcome, closing the door on a surprise Trump appointment. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Blue Meteor. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis compares the Republican Partyโ€™s midterm losses to a meteor strike, predicting a long recovery for the GOP. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Paging Congress. A wave of doctors and nurses flipped Republican seats for the Democrats in the midterms, making health policy a prescription for political change. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Hot Potato. As batteries in common electronics trigger fires during recycling, Europe's waste sector is left holding the financial risk everyone else passes along. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ French Exit. As the pushes for new members, France's referendum rule threatens to derail enlargement plans for Ukraine, Moldova, Montenegro, and Albania. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Rate Race. Eurozone inflation hit 4% in October, double the ECB's target, as rising energy costs fuel talk of another interest rate hike. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Grain Drain. Wheat prices jumped after Russian consultancy IKAR slashed its export outlook for 2026-27, stoking fears of tighter global supplies. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Deficit of Doubt. The trade deficit dipped to $105B in September but stayed near record highs, defying Trump's tariffs and his promises of a turnaround. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Rate Expectations. Brazil's central bank paused its rate-cutting streak, holding the Selic at 13.75% as inflation stays stubbornly above target and spending fears grow. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Copperfield. Chinese buyers are chasing scarce spot copper as Shanghai premiums hit $285 per ton, making the metal disappear faster than supply can keep up. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ Stitch in Time. After five days of mass protests, Bangladeshโ€™s government and textile industry agree to raise garment workersโ€™ minimum wage starting in January, with details due in December. (Le Monde)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Rise and Grind. The Bank of England prepares to lift its benchmark rate to 4%, meaning more expensive mortgages for many and a little relief for savers. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Track and Idle. More than half of Transport for Wales' ยฃ200M taxpayer-funded tram-trains have sat unused for three years, with full service now delayed until 2027. The only thing moving fast is the timeline for excuses. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Budget Blank. Marks & Spencer CEO Stuart Machin calls Labourโ€™s first budget โ€œa whole lot of nothingโ€ and warns the retailer faces a ยฃ10M hike in business rates. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Hearing Aid. The White House delays its panel hearing for Fed Governor Lisa Cook to Dec. 14, stretching the inquiry over her alleged false mortgage statements even further. (CNBC)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Watt Now. Draxโ€™s owner signs a ยฃ20B deal to turn Britainโ€™s dirtiest power station into the nationโ€™s largest AI datacentre, because progress needs electricity. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ Room With a View. Hanoiโ€™s iconic Metropole hotel turns 125, reminding guests that history checks in nightly and never truly checks out. (Le Monde)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Toxic Commons. Parliamentโ€™s asbestos tally climbs to 1,650 items as MPs debate whether to spend up to ยฃ40B fixing the crumbling estate or keep rolling the dice with public health. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Home Advantage. Phoebe Waller-Bridge gifts a London flat to the Writersโ€™ Block scheme, giving new writers more than just a foot in the door. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cold Listings. Zillow reported a 3% dip in monthly users, with soaring mortgage rates chilling both home sales and digital foot traffic. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rate Escape. mortgage rates have fallen for the third week in a row, but homebuyers are still backing away from the market in droves. (CNBC)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Chain Reaction. Bit2Me STX has secured regulatory approval from Spain's CNMV to launch a blockchain-based stock exchange, bringing traditional equities to the distributed ledger. (Elreferente)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Chain Reaction. Blockchain analytics giant Chainalysis ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ revealed a cyberattack that exposed user data, showing even anti-money laundering firms are not immune to digital threats. (Il Sole 24 Ore)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Token Gesture. Binance ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ releases its initial report on the $6.3B cyberattack, claiming users were shielded from losses and most stolen assets are already recovered. (Startupcafe)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Rare Opportunity. Solvay ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช secures a long-term rare earths supply deal with Australia's Viridis, aiming to reduce Europe's dependence on Chinese magnets and materials. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Memory Lane Closed. Qualcomm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ stock tumbled 7% when its earnings outlook disappointed, blaming a memory chip shortage for slowing smartphone sales and revenue misses. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ghosted. Snap shares plunged over 10% after missing third-quarter revenue targets, as advertisers cut back and daily user growth disappointed Wall Street. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Truth Hurts. Shares of Trump Media hit a record low after Democrats took Congress, shrinking Donald Trumpโ€™s $4B paper fortune to just $600M. (Washington Post)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cloud Control. Oracle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has scrapped its $7B AI chip leasing deal with Tencent ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ after Trump administration pressure, showing just how political tech supply chains have become. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Citation Needed. Accenture ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is accused of publishing an AI report riddled with fake references and invented case studies, prompting questions about whether the consultancy fell for its own AI hallucinations. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Surge Pricing. Uber ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ beat overall revenue expectations, but both its ride-hailing and delivery units failed to hit Wall Street targets, leaving investors with mixed feelings. (CNBC)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Glow Up. E.l.f. Beauty ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ reported a 51% surge in quarterly sales to $520.8M and lifted its full-year outlook, outshining Wall Streetโ€™s expectations. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Table Turned. Wayfair ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ posts a $62M profit for the quarter as booming sales reverse last year's $99M loss, proving the furniture is not the only thing flipping. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Hg ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are investing in a planned unnamed AI company focused on implementing Claude for European businesses.
  • TYLS Conseil ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท brings in Andera Partners ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท as a financial partner through a sponsorless financing transaction, while its accounting partners retain nearly all of the capital.
  • PAI Partners ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has agreed to acquire skincare brand Elemis ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง from Lโ€™Occitane ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ, with completion expected in Q1 2027 subject to regulatory approvals.
  • Greentech Alliance ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช has agreed to acquire Intermobility ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, a transport and mobility network.
  • Fernand Huts ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช increases his stake in Qrf ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช from under 10% to more than 15%.
  • SatPort Infrastructure ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช acquired Speedcast ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's ground stations unit for $300M.
  • Pactic ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด acquires Romanian fulfillment provider QeOPS ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด, adding 18,000 sq. m. of logistics capacity and operations serving 40 companies.
  • TrollWall AI ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ acquires elv.ai ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ, a comment moderation software company.
  • Salesforce ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has announced plans to acquire AI-powered contact-center software company Cresta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for a reported $2.7B, subject to standard closing conditions.
  • Salesforce ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire defense technology startup Rune Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $375M in cash and stock.
  • TWG Global ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ explored a sale of $70B AUM insurer Delaware Life ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ after coming under federal investigation.
  • Eldridge Industries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is preparing a securities swap to acquire Lukoil ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บโ€™s international assets at a potential $22B valuation.
  • CVR Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire two fuel-making plants and related marketing assets from Marathon Petroleum ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $4.2B. Trafigura ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ will purchase $800M of CVR stock.
  • KSL Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is exploring a $100M sale of Marram Montauk ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a hotel.
  • Kraft Heinz ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to sell its North American coffee business to One Rock Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $650M, while retaining a 30% minority stake. Closing is expected in mid-2027.
  • The Andersons ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire Harvestone Low Carbon Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from Energy Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $915M.
  • Empower Brands ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ makes an unsolicited $1.6B all-cash bid to acquire Helen of Troy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has acquired AI coding startup Conductor ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • CVS Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ plans to split into two publicly traded companies by the first half of 2028, separating its pharmacy business from insurer Aetna ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and pharmacy benefit manager Caremark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Brookfield ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ and Qatar Investment Authority ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ have agreed to invest $3.35B in a data center project with Drax Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • Foodtastic ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ launched a $700M hostile bid to acquire MTY Food Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ at a 33% premium after two previous offers were rejected.
  • JD.com ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has received EU approval for its $2.5B acquisition of German electronics retailer Ceconomy ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช.
  • Chinaโ€™s National Development and Reform Commission ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ blocks SoftBank ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€™s $5.4B acquisition of ABB ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€™s robotics division, after scrutinizing Chinese supply chains, data transfers and intellectual property.
  • Jio Platforms ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ held talks with Comcast ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Charter Communications ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to license its wireless broadband technology in exchange for equity.
  • Goodman ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ and Digital Realty ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ have purchased stakes in NextDC ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, sending its shares up 43%.
  • Turkey Wealth Fund (TWF) ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท will acquire a 35% stake in EV maker Togg ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท from Vestel ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท and Anadolu Group ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท at a $900M valuation.
  • Emaar Properties ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช is considering fully buying out listed construction arm Emaar Development ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช, valued at $15B.
  • XRG ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช will acquire Shell ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งโ€™s stake in an Australian LNG project for $1.45B.
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • BC Partners Credit ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง withdraws support for LIV Golf ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's proposed LIV 2.0 after a potential $300M financing fails to move forward, leaving the league set to wind down.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Fort Point Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has completed a recapitalization of Gulf Pride Paving ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a paving and civil construction company.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Warehouse of Cards. Shein will invest โ‚ฌ500M to expand its Polish logistics hub, aiming to dodge new EU parcel taxes and cement its European presence. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ App and Away. Waymo will end its exclusive partnership with Uber in Austin and Atlanta starting January 2028, letting riders book robotaxis directly through Waymoโ€™s own app for the first time in those cities. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Finding Nemo. ChatGPTโ€™s web search volume has reached one-fifth of Googleโ€™s, according to OpenAI, making Microsoftโ€™s Bing look even smaller in comparison. (Webrazzi)

Fundraising

  • Fal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $1.3B (Bessemer Venture Partners)
  • Shield AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): More than $1B
  • Hark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $700M (Nvidia, AMD, Qualcomm)
  • Nooks ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $500M (General Catalyst)
  • Applied Compute ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $350M (Elad Gill, Kleiner Perkins, Lux Capital, Hanabi Capital, NVIDIA, Blackstone, Shopify Ventures, HubSpot Ventures, Diffusion, Definition, Timeless, Layer Global, Neo, Abstract, Nova, Quantum Light, First Harmonic, Swish)
  • Laza Medical ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): Up to $160M (GE HealthCare, Unorthodox Ventures, PA MedTech, AMED)
  • Sentra ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Cybersecurity): $150M (Capital One Ventures, Bessemer Venture Partners, Zeev Ventures, Standard Investments, Munich Re Ventures, Key1 Capital)
  • Traversal (AI): $120M (Kleiner Perkins, Redpoint, Khosla Ventures)
  • Pliant ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Fintech): $80M (Seaya Nova, Speedinvest, Illuminate Financial, Motive Partners, Molten Ventures)
  • Titan OS ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Adtech): $46M (BlackRock, Highland Europe, Mangrove Capital Partners)
  • Corridian ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $38M (Harpoon)
  • Supa ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Proptech): ยฃ21M (2150, OpenOcean, KOMPAS VC, Actia Capital Partners, HEARTFELT)
  • bit.bio ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Biotech): $25M (M&G Investments, Jonathan Milner)
  • Biograil ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Biotech): โ‚ฌ20M (Verve Ventures, Megatrend Invest, HTGF)
  • Brava ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Cybersecurity): $15M (Pitango, F2)
  • Guava (AI): $12.5M (Acrew Capital)
  • Journify ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Advertising): $12M (Al Mada Ventures)
  • LO:TECH ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Crypto): $12M (MMC)
  • Syncere ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $11M (a16z Speedrun)
  • Wormsensing ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Industrial): โ‚ฌ9.5M (Orano Venture Fund, Fonds Rรฉgional Avenir Industrie Auvergne-Rhรดne-Alpes, French Tech Seed, CEA Investissement, KBC Focus Fund, Innovacom)
  • ALLOX ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): โ‚ฌ9.4M (Asabys, CDTI, ICF)
  • Finpilot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $10M (Lobby Capital, Madrona)
  • Phaze ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $8.75M (a16z, Indie, NextView, Makers, Lerer Hippeau)
  • GALLIUM DEFENSE ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Defense): โ‚ฌ7.1M
  • e2e ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ (AI): $8M (CredoVentures, KAYA, Point Nine Capital)
  • Aformic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $6.95M (Veteran Ventures Capital)
  • Archiboost AI ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท (Proptech): $6.2M (Marathon Venture Capital, Hanabi Capital, RXR Arden Digital Ventures, Perceptive Ventures, Valley Capital Partners, Scott Belsky)
  • Shackleton AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Construction): $5M (Battery Ventures, Brick & Mortar Ventures, Trust Ventures, Correlation Ventures, Motivate Partners, Thayer Investment Partners, Act One Ventures, Brainstorm Ventures, Silence VC)
  • Cowboy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $5M (Nebular, Compound, Semantic Ventures, Anagram, Shine Ventures, Uncommon Projects, Farnaz Azmoodeh, Mats Olsen, Aashay Sanghvi, Kevin Kwok, James Smits, Ian Lapham)
  • Mindmax ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): ยฃ2.5M
  • Unnamed startup ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): $3.1M
  • PaperFoam ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Packaging): โ‚ฌ2M (Invest International)
  • Crediflow AI ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): โ‚ฌ1.8M (NPIF II - PXN Equity Finance, PXN Ventures)
  • Juritas ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช (Legaltech): โ‚ฌ1.4M (Passion Capital, Blackwood, Araya Ventures, Baseline, Angel Invest, byFounders Angel Collective)
  • Seamoretech ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น (CleanTech): โ‚ฌ1.1M (Rypples, 7Seas Capital, Crรฉdito Agrรญcola, Faber, CORBITES)
  • JawBuddy ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (HealthTech): โ‚ฌ818k (HALBZEIT, Dr. Siegfried Marquardt, Dr. Guido Sigron)
  • Oghma ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): โ‚ฌ500,000 (Caesar)

Fund Watch

  • StepStone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $7.4B (5th private equity secondaries fund)
  • Creandum ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: $750M (Fund VIII, early-stage VC fund, closed)
  • Spark Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: $174M (2nd late-stage private equity fund)
  • Entourage ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: โ‚ฌ100M (2nd venture capital fund, closed in two weeks)
  • Robin Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: โ‚ฌ15M (2nd early-stage venture fund, closed)
  • Evertrue Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: $17M (debut fund for early-stage UK and European tech and AI startups)
  • Vest Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด: โ‚ฌ1M (investment across four startups, planned over six months)
  • Sequoia Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: London office closure (exiting Europe and refocusing on Silicon Valley)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Dronamics ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Drones): going public on Nasdaq through a SPAC merger at an approximately $500M valuation.
  • Oracle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Software): raised $9.9B in a share sale priced at an 11% discount.
  • ElevenLabs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): may pursue a IPO in 2028.
  • Genneia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Energy): paused plans for a US IPO amid market turmoil.
  • Kunlunxin ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Semiconductors): may delay its $2B Hong Kong IPO to next year.
  • Mahanadi Coalfields ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Coal): seeking to raise $1B at a $10B valuation an India IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Cinven ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: seeking $1.7B in bank debt to finance its $2.9B acquisition of Theramex.
  • AXA ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: raised โ‚ฌ750M in subordinated Tier 2 bonds maturing in 2057.
  • Iqony ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: banks pulled its $615M loan refinancing.
  • Partners Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: banks pulled the loan financing its acquisition of Aroma-Zone.
  • Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raised $15B in a dollar bond sale.
  • Morgan Stanley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: kicked off a $2.3B debt deal to finance Baldwin Insurance Groupโ€™s $7.7B acquisition.
  • Indonesia ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ: launched a three-part dollar Sukuk offering.
  • PIF ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: raised $3B from Italyโ€™s export credit agency ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • SkyREM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: secured a $150M credit facility for industrial acquisitions.

โŒ Failures

  • Holidu ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: the vacation-rental platform is cutting 60 jobs, or nearly 8% of its workforce, after several acquisitions.
  • Squarespace ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the website platform is laying off about 300 employees, or 19% of its global workforce, amid restructuring.
  • Sound Point Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: avoided a fraud by rejecting Radiant Worldโ€™s deal after it refused to verify invoices with customers.
  • LIV Golf ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: faces liquidation after BC Partners withdrew a rescue plan worth up to $300M.
  • Ueno Bank ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ: regulators seized control of the digital lender over solvency problems.
  • David Jones ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: Australiaโ€™s oldest department store chain entered voluntary administration, putting 6,000 jobs at risk.
  • Canva ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: the design software company is cutting 22% of its workforce, or 1,271 jobs, amid slowing growth.
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • Virgin Media O2 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: the telecoms company is cutting thousands of jobs to tackle its ยฃ22bn debt and save ยฃ300M by 2029.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Platform 9ยพ Open. Hundreds of Harry Potter fans lined up for hours on Oxford Street as Londonโ€™s massive new flagship Potter shop welcomed its first magical shoppers. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Call of Duty. The Nokia 1100, the worldโ€™s best-selling phone with 250M units, can still make calls in Greece thanks to surviving 2G networks, at least for now. (Startupper)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Phantom Menace. The "SMS of Death" bug allows attackers to crash Android phones remotely with a hidden message, forcing Google to rush out patches while many users remain exposed. (Italian)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง White Lines Crossed. Cocaine has overtaken heroin as the leading cause of drug deaths in England and Wales, with 1,233 fatalities in 2025, as purity and availability soar. (BBC)

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