๐Ÿฆบ Riot Weather

Damage report: cloudy, with a surcharge incoming.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of 29 October 2026

Good morning!

Paris has the timing of a stand-up comic. Eurostat had just handed France back the EU gold medal for tax take, 45.4% of GDP in 2025, a clear point ahead of Denmark, when the government confirmed its newest levy. From January, every motor, home, business and town-hall insurance policy in the country is to carry a compulsory 0.8% surcharge, roughly โ‚ฌ400M to stock a state-backed riot fund. Dreamt up after the 2023 riots and voted in principle in the 2026 budget, the scheme was first pitched at 5% before the outcry shaved it down. Two Saturdays of looting this month, more than โ‚ฌ1B of damage and some 3,000 shops hit, revived it. Only the Conseil d'ร‰tat, the government's legal watchdog, still stands between the draft decree and the invoice. Ministers insist it is mere solidarity among insurers, not a tax.

The template is CatNat, the natural-disaster scheme every French policyholder already feeds, at a surcharge the finance ministry hiked from 12% to 20% last year. Filing a looted phone shop next to a burst riverbank opens a whole new almanac: burglary as fog, pickpocketing as light drizzle. Hobbes sold the modern state on one clause: citizens hand over the right to violence, the sovereign hands back order. Paris now files its half of that bargain under weather. A riot becomes an act of God in a hoodie, and a government that owns the water cannon prices its own no-show like hail.

Any self-respecting racketeer would blush, since the mob at least keeps the windows intact. England has sent the riot bill to the police since 1886, and the 2016 law that replaced the Victorian original still lets insurers reclaim payouts from the local force. Lose the street, pay for the street. South Africa built a public riot insurer, SASRIA, whose models assumed officers would show up within 48 hours. In July 2021 they did not, and Pretoria had to pour R22B, some $1.4B, into the insurer to keep it solvent. France has found a third door: not the constabulary, not the treasury, but the customer, billed in advance for the next failure.

After 2023, several insurers quietly struck riot cover from shops and town halls, and the state is right to build a common pot for a risk no single insurer will carry. The scandal is the tap, not the pot. A fund fed from the police budget would be an admission of failure. One fed from premiums is a payment plan for the next one. Any Lyon shopkeeper who swept glass off the pavement the morning after the first Saturday will pay the surcharge from January on the policy covering that very window. The fund will not refund a shard of it, since October predates the scheme. The finance ministry is right about one thing: this is not a tax. It is a resignation letter, mailed out with every insurance renewal in the land.

๐Ÿฆบ Riot Weather

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Union Jacked. A new long-term study finds most Germans want a more independent Europe, even if it means higher costs and less reliance on the US. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Bench Press. Meloni publicly attacks the magistrate who freed Youssef Siher, after the court ruled his alleged role in violent protests did not meet the bar for terrorism. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Track Record. A high-speed train crash near Toledo killed at least 31 and injured 80, putting Spainโ€™s rail safety promises back under the spotlight. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Ice Age Exit. Sloveniaโ€™s highest glacier on Mount Triglav has vanished after a scorching summer, leaving the countryโ€™s iconic peak bare for the first time in living memory. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Access Denied. The Department of Homeland Security faces embarrassment as a data breach reveals private details of 41,000 officials, raising fresh questions about federal cybersecurity. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Diplomacy Pending. As Vice President JD Vance sends a letter to Iran seeking negotiation terms, Washington quietly warns allies to brace for possible strikes after the midterms. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Visa Versa. The will grant visas to Flรกvio Bolsonaro and his family after his election defeat, offering sanctuary just as Brazilian investigators close in. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Iron Will. Australian officials are eyeing Israel's Iron Dome technology to create a domestic missile defense system, aiming for deployment within a decade as drone incursions spike. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Majority Report. Both Benjamin Netanyahu and Gadi Eisenkot claim the right to form Israel's next government after an election that left neither with a clear majority. (Die Zeit)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Storm Budget. Chancellor John Healey unveils the 2026 UK budget, warning of โ€œglobal economic stormsโ€ as fiscal headroom shrinks to ยฃ15B and growth forecasts remain weak. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Pound for Pound. Britain accelerates its defense budget goals and commits billions in aid to Ukraine, proving that timing and money are both weapons of war. (CNBC)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trial and Error. Health Secretary RFK Jr plans to let compounding pharmacies mix six unapproved peptides, bypassing the FDA and inviting a wave of experimental medicine. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Name Drop. Mary Peltolaโ€™s team orchestrated a search for Alaskans named Dan Sullivan, landing a spoiler candidate to confuse voters and boost her Senate chances. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trust Issues. The New York Times team questions how much faith readers should place in polls favoring Democrats, especially in Republican strongholds like Texas. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fiscal Cliffhanger. The UKโ€™s new budget raises some taxes but sidesteps the hardest choices, with John Healey promising real decisions only in 2025, not before. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Still Windfalling. Despite industry pleas, the UK keeps its 38% windfall tax on North Sea oil and gas, promising it will only end if prices truly tank. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Return to Sender. France touts its crackdown on Chinese e-commerce as a success, with a 48 percent plunge in low-value parcel imports since the new โ‚ฌ3 tax kicked in. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Bank Shot. Italyโ€™s 2027 budget promises tax cuts for the self-employed and middle class, but banks and insurers will foot the bill with higher taxes and new levies. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Maple Deferred. Ursula von der Leyen's push to make Canada an "associated member" of the stalls as leaders drop the term from the Montreal summit statement. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Rate Race. Goldman Sachs warns that rising European government debt and surging yields are making it more expensive for weaker companies to borrow, putting vulnerable firms in the spotlight. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rate Expectations. The Federal Reserve kept interest rates steady at 3.75% to 4% despite rising inflation and pressure from surging fuel prices, holding its ground just before the midterm elections. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pay to Delay. Democrats claim Trump dangled tariff exemptions for donor benefits, with Raskin requesting evidence and hinting at investigations after the midterms. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช Frozen Assets. Venezuelaโ€™s interim president Delcy Rodriguez demands the Bank of England return $1.9B in gold reserves frozen since 2019, declaring the excuses. And the patience. Are over. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Bond Appetite. Japanโ€™s two-year government bond auction saw its strongest demand since June as investors piled in ahead of the Bank of Japanโ€™s rate decision. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐ŸŒ Capital Gains. World Bank President Ajay Banga insists that capital supply is not the real problem, even as AI-driven demand pushes borrowing costs higher for everyone else. (CNBC)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Pay as You Owe. Chancellor John Healey's budget will force the self-employed to pay taxes in installments throughout the year, aiming to raise ยฃ1.3B and close the tax gap faster than new bank surcharges. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Stormy Weather. Chancellor John Healey unveils a ยฃ100 payment for 20M UK households to offset rising energy bills, funded by a modest windfall tax on banks and higher taxes for landlords and savers, all while promising to steer Britain through what he calls โ€œglobal economic storms.โ€ (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sticker Shocked. The FTC accuses Dollar General of overcharging millions by mismatching shelf prices and register totals, putting a $38B chain on the defensive as consumer trust erodes. (New York Times)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Equity Shrink. Shares in UK homebuilders slid up to 6.5% as the new first-time buyer plan delivers far less than its predecessor. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Citizen Sold. Oheka Castle, backdrop to โ€œCitizen Kaneโ€ and Taylor Swift alike, was auctioned off for $72M, proving prestige still commands a premium. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Home Alone. Aspiring homeowners like Karla Guity find themselves locked out by high mortgage rates, forced to compete for rentals as prices climb again. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Towering Losses. Rockpoint just bought back its Boston office tower at auction for $260M, a staggering $546M less than it paid in 2019, proving gravity always wins. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Yield Sign. Henderson Landโ€™s CFO claims Hong Kongโ€™s housing market can withstand high interest rates thanks to solid rental yields, because gravity apparently works differently in real estate. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Echo Chamber. The UKโ€™s AI datacentre policy emerged after 137 business meetings and zero with environmental groups, because balance is apparently optional. (The Guardian)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Token Gesture. Clearstream, part of Deutsche Bรถrse ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, will let asset managers issue tokenised fund shares on a regulated blockchain, keeping old fund structures but adding a digital twist. (FinExtra)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Vendor Vexation. Coinbase ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ blames analytics partner Amplitude for leaking some user contact data, emphasizing that no Coinbase systems or funds were compromised. (FinExtra)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Clear Skies. Safran commits to new UK investments after CEO Olivier Andriรจs praises Britain's straightforward aerospace support, calling it far more decisive than France's. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Culture Shock. Danone ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท sees sales rise as its US dairy push pays off, with the company racing to fix supply bottlenecks and reclaim lost ground. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Chemical Reaction. BASF ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช posts a 14% jump in quarterly sales as war-driven price hikes turn geopolitical chaos into a โ‚ฌ16.4B windfall for the German giant. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Off-Road Rally. Stellantis ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ delighted investors with a 14% share spike after confirming its outlook and promising a Jeep-led growth campaign. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Capex and the City. Microsoft ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ undershot its quarterly data center spending by $6.5B due to delayed infrastructure, reminding investors that even the cloud has supply chain weather. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Burn Notice. Google parent Alphabet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ saw its shares plunge 10% after a $51B AI spending spree sent cash flow to a record negative $9.1B, leaving investors questioning if innovation is worth the incineration. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Touch and Go. Apple ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ finally unveils a touchscreen MacBook, ending years of resistance and betting that finger smudges are the future of computing. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Chip Happens. Samsung Electronics ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท posts a record $72B profit on surging AI chip demand, but shares still drop as investors wanted even more magic. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Memory Lane. SK Hynix rides the AI data center wave to record $79B in revenue and $63B in profit, making last year's numbers look quaint. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Soap Opera. Hindustan Unilever ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ outperformed profit expectations this quarter, with steady demand for its consumer goods even as prices climbed. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Jio Rising. Jio Platforms, part of Mukesh Ambaniโ€™s empire, soared 27% on its IPO debut, instantly becoming Indiaโ€™s second-most-valuable public company and giving investors a rare reason to celebrate. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ IPOh No. The Australian regulator is questioning banks over the failed Firmus Grid IPO, but for now stops short of launching a formal investigation. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Guac to the Future. Chipotle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ shares jumped 7% after CEO Scott Boatwright promised that same-store sales growth will keep rolling through year-end. (CNBC)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • CVC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง is exploring the acquisition of Dutch ingredients maker Corbion ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ, valued at $1.7B.
  • Shell ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and ExxonMobil ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are exploring an $8B sale of their UK-based chemicals joint venture Infineum ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • London Stock Exchange Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has agreed to acquire global credit platform Octus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from private equity firm Permira ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $3.5B in cash.
  • Groupe Premium ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has signed an agreement to acquire Sanso Longchamp AM ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท and combine it with Flornoy Ferri ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, subject to regulatory approvals and expected to close in Q1 2027.
  • Viessmann Generations Group ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช increases its stake in Bayern Munich ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช from 1.7% to 6.7% at a $4.5B valuation.
  • Ferring Pharmaceuticals ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ will acquire egg-freezing startup Gameto ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.4B.
  • Alkagesta ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has agreed to acquire Turkish shipping-fuel company Energy Petrol ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท.
  • GE Vernova ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire Trench Group ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช for $9B.
  • The U.S. Federal Trade Commission ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will block Cintas ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ' proposed $5.5B acquisition of UniFirst ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Ares ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire private credit fund MidCap Financial ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from Apollo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $2.6B in cash and stock and merge it with Ares Capital Corp. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Guidewire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire UK insurance AI firm hyperexponential ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for up to $2.1B.
  • Two Sigma ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is exploring a stake sale to resolve a dispute between its co-founders.
  • Diamondback ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, ConocoPhillips ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Chevron ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, EOG Resources ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and ExxonMobil ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are potential buyers of Devon Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, valued at $55B and under activist pressure to sell itself.
  • Kinder Morgan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ approved $4.7B in investments in its Southern Natural Gas ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and NGPL ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ pipeline joint ventures.
  • Elon Musk ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invested $1B in Skydance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • David Werner ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquired a 49% stake in 605 Third Avenue ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from real estate firm Fisher Brothers ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • The U.S. Department of Justice ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is investigating Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's $12.9B acquisition of Hugging Face ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and has requested information on its potential impact on competitors.
  • MGM Resorts International ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ says acquisition talks with People Incorporated ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ have ended, including discussions for either company to acquire the other.
  • La Caisse ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ will acquire a 49.9% stake in BCE ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's wireless towers for $1.7B.
  • APA Group ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ approved a $492M investment in the Bulloo Interlink Pipeline ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ.
  • XRG ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช is in talks to acquire a stake in Eni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น's Libyan oil and gas business.
  • Investcorp ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ joins a consortium led by AlTouq Group ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ and Thara Future Investments ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ to acquire a significant minority stake in fire safety and equipment company REDA Gulf Holding ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Ready Player One. Bleu Robotics claims its humanoid robots can start working in factories after only 20 minutes of training, following a โ‚ฌ5M pre-seed round. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Road to Nowhere. Despite launching in more cities and planning global moves, Waymo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ racks up $2B in losses while remaining a niche Alphabet side project. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ IPOcalypse Now. Senator Elizabeth Warren demands Anthropic answer for the โ€œexistentialโ€ risks flagged in its IPO filing, putting the AI unicornโ€™s Wall Street debut on the hot seat. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Palace Intrigue. Sovereign wealth funds from Gulf states and others will lose their UK property tax immunity, as the government seeks nearly ยฃ700M in new annual revenue and tests its own welcome mat. (Financial Times)

Fundraising

  • FuriosaAI ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท (AI): $620M (Infinitum Partners, National Growth Fund, Jericho Capital, Worldline Capital, QUDA Capital, NeoFort Holding)
  • Apex ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Space): $500M (Washington Harbour Partners)
  • Upwind Security ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $400M
  • 22one ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $400M (Sequoia, Lux Capital, General Catalyst, Creandum)
  • Warhound ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $200M (8VC, Sequoia)
  • Today AI ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $200M (IDG Capital, Tencent, 5Y Capital, HSG)
  • Helion ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $175M (US government)
  • Firehawk Defense ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $150M+ (Advent, Rochefort Asset Management)
  • General Compute (AI infrastructure): $100M (Blackbird Ventures, Abstract Ventures)
  • Foundry Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $100M (Marlinspike Partners, Khosla Ventures, Red Glass Ventures, SE Ventures, Wing VC, Axiom Ventures, Hanabi, Zero Shot Fund)
  • Aquiti ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Venture capital): โ‚ฌ60M (Crรฉdit Mutuel Arkรฉa, MACSF, Crรฉdit Agricole, BPCE, Sociรฉtรฉ Nouvelle-Aquitaine Participations, National Seed Fund 3, regional business leaders)
  • Lumaril (Industrial AI): $66M (Elad Gil)
  • Qwello ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Mobility): Up to โ‚ฌ55M (ABN AMRO Sustainable Impact Fund, Tiger Infrastructure Partners, existing shareholders)
  • Argotec ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Space): โ‚ฌ50M (NUO)
  • Casap ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $56M (Base10 Partners, Experian, Synchrony, Emergence Capital, Lightspeed Venture Partners)
  • Hyphenate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $45M (Nexus Venture Partners)
  • Infisical ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $40M (Elad Gil)
  • Machenta ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Robotics): $40M (Creandum, Union Square Ventures)
  • Hyperbolic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $30M (Walden Catalyst)
  • Easol ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Experience commerce): $30M (Y Combinator, Tiger Global, Foundation Capital, FMZ Ventures, Notion Capital, Eight Roads, Viola Credit)
  • Enact Intelligence ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Robotics): $30M (Redalpine, Notion Capital, Firstminute Capital)
  • Numeracle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Telecom): $28M (Edison Partners)
  • Safer Human Medicine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $28M (8VC)
  • Circuit Mind ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $25M (Norwest, Third Prime, Differential, Blackhorn)
  • CapitalOS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $21.9M (LGVP)
  • Rendezvous Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Space): $20M (MaC Venture Capital, Toyota Ventures, University of Michigan Endowment, Astera, Industrious Ventures, Aurelia Foundry, ATX Venture Partners, Mana Ventures)
  • Ravical ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): $17M (MMC Ventures, Lakestar, Pitchdrive, Shapers)
  • Plato ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $16M (Nava Ventures, Gradient Ventures, Transpose Platform, Mustafa Suleyman)
  • Luxor Technology ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Computing): $16M (CMT Digital)
  • Simplismart ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $14M (Dallas Venture Capital)
  • American Advanced Materials ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Materials): $12.5M (Amity Ventures, Human Capital, Anti Fund, Powerset)
  • Blue Arbor Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $10.5M (Ottobock)
  • Sava ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $10M (Gradient Ventures, Y Combinator, SV Angel, Max Mullen, Orange Collective, SurgePoint Capital)
  • MuRay ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Deeptech): โ‚ฌ7.1M
  • 0xPredicate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $8M (Blockchain Capital)
  • Sunshine Buns (Food): $7M
  • Autofixer ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Automotive): โ‚ฌ3M (Orbit Capital)
  • Artiso ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (FashionTech): Over โ‚ฌ3M (Criteria Venture Tech, Swanlaab Venture Factory, Bynd Venture Capital)
  • Offe Market ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Marketplace): $3M (Slauson & Co., InvestTN, Baukunst, Jill Fisher Bowen, Stephanie Kleinjan, Ruffin Mitchener)
  • OAIZ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): โ‚ฌ2M (node.vc, Icebreaker.vc, Karaoke Club, angel investors)
  • Sib Solutions ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): โ‚ฌ1.7M
  • paXos Solar ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Cleantech): โ‚ฌ1.5M
  • Magic Vision ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ600K (SixS, Italian business angels)

Fund Watch

  • Advent ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $27B (11th flagship global PE fund) + $3B (new middle-market strategy)
  • Formation Bio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $600M (debut drug development fund, expanding clinical-stage portfolio)
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $460M (1st private credit continuation vehicle, led by Allianz Global Investors)
  • David's Bridal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $350M (Pearl unit merger with K&F Growth Acquisition Corp. II)
  • Investinor ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: โ‚ฌ200-300M (new LP fund backing early- and growth-stage VC funds, fundraising)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Syngenta ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Agriculture): seeking to raise $10B at a $66B valuation in a revived Hong Kong IPO.
  • Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): picked JPMorgan to lead the retail portion of its potential $100B IPO.
  • Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): invested $3B in Metaโ€™s $98B share sale.
  • Noetix Robotics ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Robotics): filed for a Hong Kong IPO, backed by CATL.
  • SK Hynix ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท (Semiconductors): scrapped plans for a $10B US IPO of its Solidigm flash memory unit.
  • 360 One ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Wealth management): UBS acquired a 4.8% stake for $200M.
  • Banque du Caire ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Banking): increased its planned IPO stake sale to 45%, potentially raising $680M.
  • Kwa Nokeng Oil Holdings ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ (Energy): expanded its IPO to $118M on strong demand.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Bausch Health ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Pharma): launched a share repurchase program of up to US$50M.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Lovey ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: secured a ยฃ250M credit facility from Pollen Street Capital.
  • Hannover Re ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: upsized its seventh catastrophe bond to $450M.
  • Bending Spoons ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น: selling $1.5B of bonds to fund M&A.
  • Bank of America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: refinancing $21B of Anthropicโ€™s $63B AI chip financing with investment-grade bonds.
  • Argentum AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: in talks to raise $5B in private credit for chip financing.
  • Constellation Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: offered $5B in financing to upgrade its nuclear reactors.
  • Quorum Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: plans a $1.3B municipal bond sale to fund its conversion to a nonprofit.
  • U.S. Bancorp ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: seeking to sell $713M of bonds in Canada.
  • KDC ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: seeking $3.5B in private financing for AT&Tโ€™s new headquarters.
  • Trinity Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: planning a $628M bond sale.
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: led a $300M debt package backing Arlington Capital Partnersโ€™ $462M LBO of Gooch & Housego.
  • NextGear Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: closed a $350M ABS.
  • Optimum Communications ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: preparing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy to restructure $26B of debt.
  • TWG Global ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: will swap $3.8B in affiliated assets with Delaware Life Insurance Co.
  • Eyecare Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: agreed to sell assets and repay part of its $2B debt at a discount.
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.3B CMBS flagged for special servicing, with $518M outstanding.
  • Scotiabank ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: working on an SRT tied to $2B of loans.
  • Mercer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: may file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
  • Banco de Amรฉrica Central ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: raised $500M in its first cross-border deal in three years.
  • China Evergrande ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: liquidators seek to recover part of its donation to Harvard.
  • Samsung Life Insurance ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท: raised a record $1.5B in its debut overseas bond sale.
  • Bank KB ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ: shelved its dollar bond sale amid Indonesiaโ€™s fallout with MSCI.
  • Shapoorji Pallonji Group ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: seeking $150M-$200M private credit to repay debt.
  • Bank of India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ + PNB ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ + Canara Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: shelved plans to raise part of a combined $2.5B dollar debt.
  • AirTrunk ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: secured a $3B green loan to fund a Sydney data center.
  • Zorlu Enerji ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท: seeking to delay a coupon payment on a $1.1B bond due this week.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Civitas Capital Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: provided a $386M senior construction loan for InterContinental Orlando.

โŒ Failures

  • CONSTELLATION Academy Group ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: raised a $112M continuation vehicle led by Committed Advisors.
  • Konecta ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: the customer-service outsourcing firm agreed to temporary creditor relief while restructuring $1.2B in debt.
  • Seaya ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: the Spanish VC raised $637M for a new fund focused on European startups.
  • JetBlue Airways ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the airline is not in talks with creditors or planning to restructure its debt despite a bond selloff.
  • Weil ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the law firm hired bankruptcy lawyers to explore options including a possible wind-down.
  • Dropbox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: plans to cut 6% of its global workforce, incurring $27-33M in costs.
  • Lingjun Investment ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: its offshore arm raised $300M from overseas investors as it resumed fundraising.
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • Thames Water ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: the debt-laden utility is seeking a ยฃ2.4bn emergency loan as its cash runs low.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Picture This. Life magazine is relaunching next month as a quarterly, hoping nostalgia and new media will revive its legendary visual storytelling in a digital-first era. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ Chip Happens. Malaysian customs intercepted $11M worth of Nvidia AI chips hidden in servers at Kuala Lumpur airport, foiling a smuggling scheme aimed at dodging export controls. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Reel Time. Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi, fresh off a Cannes Palme d'Or, has been sentenced to five years in prison and asset seizure in a new case, with charges still undisclosed. (France Info)

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