๐Ÿ“บ Five Seconds to Wow

Blink and youโ€™ll miss the whole movie.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of 28 October 2026

Good morning!

By one NIST estimate, the human brain does the equivalent of an exaflop, a billion billion operations a second, on 20 watts. Frontier, the first American supercomputer to reach that speed, needs 20 megawatts. In 2026 this marvel spends its evenings on 15-second clips of a man grilling a steak on a volcano. Promoting The Rip on Joe Rogan's podcast this year, Matt Damon described the notes Netflix gives filmmakers. They want a big set piece inside the first 5 minutes and the plot restated 3 or 4 times in dialogue, because people are on their phones while they "watch". The industry calls this second-screen viewing, which sounds like a feature rather than an admission that the first screen has lost. It would remain a story about bad films if the same organ were not now expected to check the work of machines that never get bored.

Learning apps run on streaks, badges and a tutelary owl that guilt-trips anyone who skips a day. In November 2025, Duolingo's chief executive told shareholders he would favour growing the user base over turning users into paying subscribers, and spend more on teaching. Alongside softer forecasts, the stock had its worst day on record. In a Turkish high school, nearly 1,000 maths students took part in a trial. Those given plain ChatGPT for practice scored 48% higher than classmates without it, then 17% lower in the exam once it was taken away. Those given a version built to offer hints rather than answers did no worse.

The stakes are higher at work. In 4 Polish hospitals, 19 experienced endoscopists started using software that flags precancerous polyps. Over the next 3 months, on the days it was switched off, their detection rate fell from 28.4% to 22.4%. Gastroenterologists track that rate for a reason: across doctors, each point lost goes with roughly a 3% higher risk of a cancer turning up between screenings. The machines improve on a published schedule. On software tasks, METR, an AI evaluation lab, finds that the length of job the best models complete half the time has doubled roughly every 7 months since 2019. The people meant to supervise them do not.

If 3 months of assistance can blunt a specialist's eye, it would be odd if years of it left untouched the people meant to audit the machines. The Turkish trial even shows the fix, a tool that hints instead of answering. It is a harder product to sell than a machine that does the homework. On the big chatbots, the default still answers outright, the version that trains its users to notice less when it is wrong. Even Silicon Valley never had the nerve to pitch that one.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Content Blocked. The French government wins Senate approval to force platforms to remove or block posts inciting violence or looting, citing public order as justification. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Post-Facto Leader. Italian police arrested Youssef Siher as the alleged mastermind behind Milanโ€™s riots, despite his protest group appearing online only after the violence ended. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Past Imperfect. In his first direct talks with European allies since last year, Putin fixated on ancient Slavic roots rather than on ending the war in Ukraine. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bill of War. The Pentagon told Congress the Iran war has cost $47.1B so far, with munitions alone burning through more than $29B. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Loan Ranger. The IMF praises Javier Milei's economic reforms and agrees to release another $900M to Argentina, calling the results "impressive" despite deep austerity. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Trial by Fire. Argentina's President Javier Milei told a crowd that certain journalists should "burn at the stake," prompting outrage from Amnesty International and even his own allies. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Dead Heat. Voters in Israel turn out in historic numbers but the results leave Benjamin Netanyahu and Gadi Eisenkot locked in a near tie, coalition math unresolved. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Memory Hole. A decade after the Rifโ€™s largest uprising under King Mohammed VI, the region still faces official neglect, economic decline, and unresolved political wounds. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ Site Unseen. Egypt shutters Mada Masr and detains its editor over licensing charges, making clear that independent journalism is increasingly unwelcome. (New York Times)
  • ๐ŸŒ Heat Ceiling. UN scientists confirm greenhouse gases set another record in 2025, making the prospect of reversing climate change look even more remote. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ Table Manners. The US and Cuban delegations clashed at the as Mike Waltz's speech on the embargo sparked desk-pounding and a shouting match, proving that international decorum is strictly optional. (Spiegel)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Off the Books. Ministers argue Rosebank can go ahead since emissions from exported oil are excluded from the UK's carbon budget, a loophole climate groups are unlikely to celebrate. (The Guardian)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Borderline Conversation. UK and EU officials will discuss future relationship options, including free movement, but Downing Street insists manifesto red lines are still in place for now. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Heat of the Moment. After a record-breaking summer of climate disasters and โ‚ฌ113B in damages, the European Commission orders member states to prepare for worst-case scenarios by 2030. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Euro Trip. The euro's slide against the dollar hands European exporters a surprise profit boost just as earnings season reaches its busiest week. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Ship Happens. CMA CGM and other shipowners are pressing Brussels to let them scrap EU-flagged vessels in India, where costs are lower and regulations looser, sparking outrage from environmental groups. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Trade and Prejudice. Despite CETA delivering a massive 80% boost in EU-Canada trade since 2017, nine countries still refuse to ratify the deal, leaving the agreement in diplomatic limbo. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Loan Ranger. Banks across the eurozone are tightening the reins on business credit, with demand dropping as higher rates make borrowing a lonely pursuit. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Asset Reversal. The may remove sanctions from Russiaโ€™s flagship investment fund, signaling a major policy shift just as Moscow pushes for more influence. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Export Only. Chinese automakers like Skyworth boast global reach, yet at home, car sales are at their lowest since 2014, with demand stalling fast. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Trust Issues. China imposes a 20% tax on offshore trusts held by wealthy citizens, retroactively targeting three years of gains and sending luxury markets into a hush. (Les Echos)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Hope Deferred. John Healey promises "hope for the future" in his budget, but delivers only limited relief as major choices are pushed down the road. (The Guardian)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wattโ€™s Next. As AI data centers spike electricity use, critics warn of outages while companies like WeaveGrid and Veir tout new tech to upgrade the grid. (TechCrunch)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Remodel Behavior. home remodelers face a standoff as high rates freeze housing sales, leaving renovation spending stuck near $525B with little growth expected. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stairway to Value. Home prices in the climbed again in August, with the Case-Shiller index posting a 2.1% annual gain and major cities setting the pace. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stable Genius. Ripple and Robinhood join forces to push RLUSD as the backbone of institutional settlements and treasury automation, aiming to turn stablecoins into financial infrastructure for both retail and institutional clients. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Access Denied? Polymarket faces renewed scrutiny from the CFTC over allegations it let users onto its offshore site despite a $1.4M penalty and prior settlement. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Token Gesture. Janus Henderson and Centrifuge introduce JQQQ, a fully on-chain fund mirroring the Nasdaq 100, proving even blue-chip investing wants to look crypto-cool. (Boursier)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Current Affairs. Italian energy giant Eni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น expects more offshore gas drilling across Europe as supply fears rise and new subsea contracts are signed. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Flight Risk. A โ‚ฌ3B loan from the European Investment Bank to Airbus ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ has the US warning that the fragile peace in the aviation trade dispute could be short-lived. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Swipe Right. Visa ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ delivers $6B in quarterly profit as more customers tap, swipe, and click their way to higher transaction volumes. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Margin Call. Boeing's Q3 results fell short of forecasts, with commercial aircraft setbacks erasing gains elsewhere and leaving investors waiting for real lift-off. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Toy Story. Pop Mart ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ shares keep sliding after reporting a 45% to 50% plunge in Q3 sales, as overseas demand for Labubu collectibles evaporates faster than expected. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Chip and Win. Shares of SK Hynix ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท jumped over 10% after the company beat profit forecasts and announced a $25B investor payout, making memory sweet again. (CNBC)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Tax and Stay. HSBC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง shrugs off speculation about relocating its headquarters, declaring no pressure to quit the UK despite looming tax hikes and robust profits. (The Guardian)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • HSBC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has taken Hang Seng Bank ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ private for $13.6B and will merge its asset management unit with HSBC Asset Management.
  • TotalEnergies ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has sold its 10% non-operated stake in Renaissance ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to Vaaris ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ for $800M.
  • Universal Music Group ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ discussed going private with Apollo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, TPG ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ earlier this year, at a $32B valuation.
  • Galp Energia ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น and Moeve ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ called off their merger of downstream assets.
  • SITA ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ will acquire Flightscape ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, CAEโ€™s airline operations software business, for $500M including debt.
  • DoorDash ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in advanced talks to acquire Instacart ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $17B.
  • EQT Corp. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire rival shale driller Range Resources ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in a $12.8B all-stock deal.
  • Bon Secours Mercy Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire surgical care provider Surgery Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $5.7B including debt.
  • Ovintiv ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire Canadian oil and gas producer Logan Energy ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ for $890M, including net debt.
  • Francisco Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquired Weave Communications ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a customer communications platform for SMBs, for $600M.
  • Unconventional AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire Israeli chip startup NeuReality ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ in a cash-and-stock deal.
  • Apollo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire a stake in Mubadala Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช, the alternatives arm of Abu Dhabiโ€™s ADIA ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช.
  • Intel ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire Israeli quantum startup Classiq Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ.
  • Ben & Jerryโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is exploring a deal with KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to separate from owner Magnum Ice Cream ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ.
  • Instacart ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will wind down its smart cart business amid sale talks.
  • Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will invest $3B in Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's capital raise, alongside planned investments from AMD and Broadcom totaling up to $5B.
  • Guidewire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire Hyperexponential ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $1.7B in cash, with the deal valued at up to $2B including performance-based payments.
  • TPG ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire UK data centre operator Ark Data Centres ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง from Elliott Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ at a valuation of about $5B.
  • Alimentation Couche-Tard ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ made a new bid to acquire Cumberland Farms ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, backed by TDR Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, for $7.5B-$8B.
  • CPPIB ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ is weighing a sale of its 12% stake in Nedgia ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ, acquired for $1B in 2018.
  • Zafin ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has agreed to acquire Naehas ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for a nine-figure sum paid in cash and equity. Naehas provides offer management, disclosure automation and marketing compliance technology.
  • IDG Capital ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ is the leading bidder to acquire ASMPT ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ's electronics assembly equipment business for over $1B.
  • Tata Motors ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has provisionally secured over 89% of Iveco Group ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น, satisfying the threshold condition for its proposed $4.36B takeover.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Shorenstein Investment Advisers ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires 148 Lafayette Street ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a 154,000-square-foot office and retail property in Manhattanโ€™s SoHo neighborhood.
  • Covalent Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has made a growth investment in AML Analytics ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, a financial crime testing and risk analytics company.
  • Virent Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has made its first platform investment in higher education marketing and enrollment services firm Kanahoma ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, with Kanahomaโ€™s management retaining a meaningful ownership stake.
  • Skyward Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in Slingshot Insurance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ as co-lead of its $27M seed round and becomes its primary carrier partner.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Early Release. Lovable employees get the chance to sell $80M in shares at the company's $13.3B valuation, because waiting is so last season. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Doctor Bot. The parents of Bowen Wan are suing OpenAI, alleging GPT-4o coached their daughter to secretly stop her seizure medication, leading to her death. (TechCrunch)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Licence to Grill. Fresh off its UK banking licence, Revolut ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง faces a Bank of England probe into how it greenlights new products, because trust is earned, not granted. (FinExtra)

Fundraising

  • Re:Build ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Manufacturing): $2.1B (General Catalyst, JPMorgan Chase Strategic Investment Group)
  • Bedrock Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Automotive): $600M (CapitalG, Emergence Capital)
  • General Compute ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $100M (Blackbird Ventures, Abstract Ventures)
  • Nevis ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $70M (EQT Ventures)
  • Impress ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ40M (European Investment Bank)
  • Hyphenate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $45M (Nexus Venture Partners, B Capital, Foundation Capital, BoldCap, Gaia Ventures)
  • Infisical ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $40M (Elad Gil, Gradient, Y Combinator)
  • Machenta ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Robotics): $40M (Creandum, Union Square Ventures)
  • Avante ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $30M (Frist Cressey Ventures, Sorenson Capital, Hearst Ventures, Morgan Stanley Next Level Fund, FUSE)
  • Vera Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $28.5M (Threshold Ventures, Optum Ventures, Mantis VC, SV Angel, Y Combinator, Gradient)
  • Nous ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $17M (Heartcore Capital, Mosaic Ventures)
  • Luxor Technology ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $16M (CMT Digital, Canaan, MicroBT, Halo, Steelhead, angel investors)
  • Overwatch Data ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $15M (Mouro Capital)
  • Archera ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cloud): $15M (Pivot Investment Partners, HighSage Ventures)
  • Tendos ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): โ‚ฌ12M (Insight Partners, founders of Personio, Forto, Flix, and SumUp, Stephan Tahy, other industry founders and executives)
  • Atlas Bio ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Biotech): $12.5M (Creandum, First Momentum Ventures, LEA Partners)
  • Paradev ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $11.5M (Union Square Ventures)
  • Kivo Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $10M (Allumia Ventures, Corewell Health Ventures, Y Combinator, Heuristic Capital, MassMutual Ventures)
  • Garuda Aerospace ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Drones): $10M (Aditum Investment Management, Motherson family investment group)
  • Matiks ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Gaming): $10M (General Catalyst)
  • Bullshot (Crypto): $7.7M (P2 Ventures, Animoca Brands)
  • Lette ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Proptech): $6.5M (Peak, Heliad, Foreword VC, Pitchdrive, Adeline, Des Traynor)
  • Mochatrade ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Fintech): $5.6M (CoinFund)
  • Querio ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Analytics): โ‚ฌ4.48M (BMW i Ventures, LAUNCH, Haatch Ventures, Araya, Forum Ventures, Secways)
  • Agora Labs ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ4.3M (P101 SGR, Mussetto family)
  • Cortas ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Proptech): โ‚ฌ1.47M (PSV Tech, EIFO, JRNY Capital, founders of Flatpay and Spirii)

Fund Watch

  • Advent International ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $30B (GPE XI and new mid-market strategy, raised)
  • Disruptive ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $10B (first blind-pool fund for late-stage AI and defense companies)
  • PennantPark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.2B (2nd senior credit fund)
  • Vintage Investment Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ: $920M (VC fund-of-funds and secondaries strategies)
  • Ascertis Credit ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: $700M (4th private credit fund, $1B target, raised)
  • Kline Hill ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $400M (2nd VC secondaries fund, raised with Cendana)
  • Keyhaven Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: $112M (continuation vehicle for Novation Tech, led by Committed Advisors)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): filed publicly for an IPO planned for the week of November 16.
  • Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Technology): seeking to raise $95B in a share sale to fund AI capital expenditure.
  • Aspen Neuroscience ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): launched its IPO roadshow.
  • Bambusa Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): launched its IPO roadshow.
  • Applied Materials ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): plans to raise its stake in Dutch BESI from 9% to 20%.
  • General Motors ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Automotive): moving its stock listing from the NYSE to Nasdaq.
  • Redotpay ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Fintech): considering a confidential US IPO filing at a $4B-$5B valuation.
  • Jio Platforms ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Telecoms): Indiaโ€™s largest-ever IPO. Shares surged after listing.
  • Sembcorp Green Infra India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Renewables): talks to raise $400M through an India IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • BNP Paribas ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: working on a record $18B SRT tied to large-company loans.
  • Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: secured $63B in financing from Bank of America, Blackstone, Citigroup and Morgan Stanley.
  • SpaceX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: signed a $40B chip financing deal with Apollo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • QTS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: seeking $800M in private debt placement.
  • Scotiabank ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: planning an SRT tied to approximately $2B of corporate loans.
  • Colombia ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด: sold a record $5.2B in dollar-denominated bonds.
  • Meituan ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: seeking to raise $1B in offshore yuan bonds.
  • Gaw Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: seeking to refinance a $1.8B loan backed by Hong Kong shopping centers.
  • Saudi Aramco ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: nearing a $10B revolving credit facility with global banks.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Republic Business Credit ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: provided a $1M factoring facility to a Southwestern fuel distributor.
  • Bizcap ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: secured a $175M credit facility for North American growth.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Booked Solidarity. Over 60 French book industry groups launch #SauvonsLaLecture, protesting a 25% state funding cut for reading initiatives and warning of a slow-motion cultural collapse. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Shell Shocked. As the Alps thaw, Italian soldiers are recovering more than 250 WWI munitions from the melting glaciers, proving that old wars never really leave the mountains. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Royal Flush. Espen Hรธiby, brother of Norway's queen, is sued by 60 former students for alleged fraud after his expensive flight school collapsed, leaving them out โ‚ฌ24K each. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Red Flagged. Spanish football vanished from Chinese state TV after Kylian Mbappรฉโ€™s comments on Mao Zedong, showing some fouls are strictly off-camera. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Console Yourself. South Koreaโ€™s opposition says President Lee could learn more about national security from Call of Duty than from his own advisers. (Le Figaro)

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