๐Ÿ”Ž Looking for the Billion

Blink and your savings are gone.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of July 1, 2026


Good morning!

Between 20 and 22 July, H2O Asset Management posts a final cheque of โ‚ฌ135.7M and slides shut the drawers it opened 6 years ago, calling it an orderly liquidation with recovery reaching 358.2%. The figure earns the admiration owed to a croupier who deals himself a winning hand then tips his hat. That 358.2% is measured not against what savers put in but against the carcass the funds had become by August 2020, gorged on the illiquid debt of Lars Windhorst’s collapsing Tennor empire. Against the โ‚ฌ1.64B the funds were worth at the start, the arithmetic turns grim: โ‚ฌ614.8M handed back, 37.4% recovered, โ‚ฌ1.03B evaporated.

The real sleight of hand came with the 2025 buyout. For โ‚ฌ250M, holders of 79.54% of the assets surrendered every future claim against the whole apparatus: managers, depositaries, auditors, distributors. 75,000 forms, each posing one equation to a saver who, after 5 years, wanted a sliver back: take a fraction now and stay quiet, or wait and litigate. Most signed, and blaming them is difficult. France’s market regulator had already dropped โ‚ฌ93M in record fines on the firm and its bosses, plus a 5-year ban on Bruno Crastes, upheld on final appeal in June 2025, which graciously ordered the loser to pay โ‚ฌ3K in costs. A record sanction returns not a cent to the people it was meant to protect. It frames nicely on the wall.

H2O itself is thriving. It has rebranded the disaster a ยซย reputational chapter,ย ยป a tender phrase for a vanished billion, and gone back to selling uncorrelated alpha to paying institutions. Crastes, barred from managing funds, resurfaced as director of corporate strategy, rather like barring a chef from the kitchen but leaving him the menu. The savers’ action, bankrolled by the funder Deminor, has been bundled out of the Paris commercial court to a suburban one in Bobigny, not by the plaintiffs but by the banking parents BPCE and Natixis, the firms that buyout was built to shield. 5 of the court’s merchant judges sat among the claimants, the presiding judge having shared the bench with one 28 times last year. The same flaw runs through nursing-home and meal-voucher scandals: a bench drawn from business, now and then forgetting that a judge should not also be a plaintiff. The saver’s prize is a reset that drags any verdict into the 2030s.

The 75,000 are not institutions. Many are retail savers handed the product by an adviser they trusted, some old enough that 2031 is less a date than a bet against the actuarial tables. They waited 6 years for a fraction of their savings, signed away their day in court, and now watch the trial they refused to trade slide toward a decade some will not live to see. For the people who paid for the loss, the only thing that liquidated on schedule was the right to be heard while it still mattered.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง War Chestnuts. Keir Starmer unveils an extra ยฃ15B for UK defence, but warns the Ministry of Defence it cannot treat spending as a bottomless pit. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Luck of the Irish. Ireland assumes the rotating Council presidency, landing in the hot seat as budget fights and digital euro debates heat up. (Handelsblatt)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Make Jobs, Not War. Europeโ€™s surge in US arms orders now props up nearly 200,000 American defense jobs, a fact NATOโ€™s Rutte is eager for Trump to notice. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ Blast and Furious. A package bomb injured three people in Monaco but authorities say it is not being treated as terrorism, with the suspect still on the run. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Second Guess. The Supreme Court has agreed to hear challenges to AR-15 bans in Illinois and Connecticut, setting up a major test for gun laws this fall. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Born Identity. The Supreme Court blocks Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship, ruling 6-3 that the Constitution guarantees citizenship to nearly all born on soil. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ Rule Benders. The United Nations rewrites its own budget rules to dodge financial collapse after chronic nonpayment by the US and late checks from China. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Sideline Story. Angela Rayner, once tipped as Labourโ€™s next leader, now finds herself excluded from Andy Burnhamโ€™s inner circle as he prepares for Number 10. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Bullionaire. Nigel Farage pocketed ยฃ270,000 from Direct Bullion for his gold-pitching side gig, out-earning his MP salary in a single payment. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Royal Appeal. Jamaica will send a delegation to London to present King Charles with an official reparations petition, seeking clarity on Britain’s role in slavery restitution. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Royalty Treatment. Vice President J.D. Vance reported up to $7.4M in earnings last year, with most of the haul coming from โ€œHillbilly Elegyโ€ book royalties and investments. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Heat of July. Over 60M Americans face record-breaking temperatures as an extreme heatwave grips the just in time for Independence Day celebrations. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Midterm Mania. Trump pushes the Republican Party to hold an off-cycle convention in Dallas, proving he never met a spotlight he didnโ€™t like. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cell Blocked. Inmates at Bertie-Martin Regional Detention Center in North Carolina seized keys, took two guards hostage, and held the jail for hours before surrendering. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ House Call. Representative Tom Kean Jr. ended 100 days of silence by revealing his absence was due to hospitalization for depression, returning to Congress with a public statement and a fundraising event on the same day. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Cool Runnings. French inflation dropped to 2.0% in June, beating forecasts as lower energy costs helped cool price pressures faster than expected. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Bloc Party. The Mercosur summit in Paraguay exposed deep rifts over the trade deal, as President Peรฑa slammed internal imbalances and demanded fairer benefits for all members. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Tax and the City. As the races to close a โ‚ฌ2T budget, member states clash over new taxes on online betting, crypto, and tobacco, proving fiscal unity is always a gamble. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Tax and Balance. As Ireland begins its Council term, it must lead on digital regulation while its own economy thrives on tech giantsโ€™ low-tax presence. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Sintra Confidence. Christine Lagarde tells the ECB retreat that Europe’s financial system is less exposed to external shocks, thanks to reforms and climate progress. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Shell Game. Executives from the top three egg producers allegedly conspired to keep egg prices high before Christmas, sending grocery bills soaring for millions. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Slim Chances. With billionaires like Carlos Slim thriving, Mexico faces mounting calls for a tax on the ultrarich to address its glaring wealth gap. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Bean Counters. Arabica prices soared to their highest single-day gain in two years as Brazil’s supply outlook darkened, leaving traders and roasters scrambling. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐ŸŒŽ Deal or No Deal. Global mergers and acquisitions surged in the first half of 2024, pushing total deal value past $2.5T and keeping bankers busy. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐ŸŒŽ Millionaire Maker. UBS reports a record 950,000 new millionaires worldwide in 2025, with nearly half from the US and most wealth gains fueled by rising asset values. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Crude Awakening. The end of the US blockade lets Iran ship 40M barrels and charge 20% more, turning pent-up supply into a sudden profit surge. (Cnbc)
  • ๐ŸŒ Pump Peace. With the US and Iran agreeing to end hostilities, oil prices drop and inflation eases, letting governments and consumers finally exhale. (Les Echos)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Current Affairs. The UK energy price cap jumps by ยฃ220, pushing 13.5M households into fuel poverty as bills top 10% of income for millions. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Track Record. UK MPs warn the ยฃ45B Northern Powerhouse Rail project could repeat HS2โ€™s overruns and mismanagement, citing a lack of credible planning or cost control. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Watt’s Up. Britain needs to invest ยฃ89B in its electricity network by 2030, NESO warns, or consumers will pay the price for outdated infrastructure. (Boursier)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mood Swing. consumer confidence inched up to 91.2 in June, says The Conference Board, but Americans remain less optimistic than economists hoped. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ticking Up. Canadaโ€™s GDP grew 0.5% in April, marking its strongest monthly gain in nine months and dousing immediate recession fears for now. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Square Footloose. Barclays ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง drops ยฃ750M to purchase its 1M sq ft Canary Wharf headquarters outright, trading rent uncertainty for near-permanent residency. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Falling Apart. A residential building collapsed in Athens near Petralona, prompting emergency searches for victims while construction work next door is under scrutiny. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Flat Out. Singapore home prices rose again this quarter, but the rate of increase has flattened compared to recent surges. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Loss Angeles. A New York homeowner is listing a tiny property for $9M after pouring $16M into it, proving even real estate can shrink dreams. (Nypost)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rent Quest. Los Angeles is offering generous incentives to attract a $1.7B affordable housing investment, hoping developers will finally answer the city’s call for relief. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ House Edge. home prices rose 0.8% in April according to the Case-Shiller index, nudging higher even as affordability keeps buyers cautious. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Leverage Lost. Binance ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ and Changpeng Zhao face a ยฃ150M UK lawsuit from 1,692 investors who claim the exchange pushed unauthorized leveraged crypto products and caused heavy losses. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Crypto Guard. France’s Interior Minister Laurent Nuรฑez pledges tighter security for cryptocurrency professionals after 77 attacks or attempted attacks this year, a sharp rise from 2025. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Exit Scam. From July 1, just 244 crypto groups can legally serve clients, while Binance and 1,700 others are shown the door by the blocโ€™s new licensing regime. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Coin of the Realm. President Trump reported over $1B in crypto earnings for 2025, with $635M from a meme coin and $500M from his sonsโ€™ firm, outshining his real estate empire. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Plastic Fantastic. Visa, Mastercard, and Google join over 140 firms to launch Open USD, a stablecoin targeting business users with no-cost minting and a partner-run model, shaking Circleโ€™s dominance. (FinExtra)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Screen Test. Paramountโ€™s deal to sell its UK assets to Warner Bros. Discovery faces a possible government intervention as regulators worry about media concentration. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Talk Different. Appleโ€™s Tim Cook met virtually with the EUโ€™s Henna Virkkunen to hash out how Siri AI might enter Europe without violating competition rules or racking up penalties. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Gray Matters. Ford ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ rehired nearly 350 veteran engineers after its AI-driven quality controls failed to match human expertise, proving experience is not just a data point. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Just Dot It (Later). Nike ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ reported another drop in quarterly sales as sluggish demand in China keeps tripping up its global performance, but executives insist this was all part of the plan. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Next of Fin. The largest intergenerational wealth transfer in history is underway, forcing Wall Street to chase Gen Z and millennial heirs who prefer crypto and startups over classic banking. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Chip Happens. Micron, Intel, and AMD added a staggering $2T in market value last quarter as investors chased AI gains beyond Nvidia, tripling their stock prices in the process. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Prime Offset. Amazon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ agrees to buy half the carbon credits from the Bacon Tree reforestation project, adding a green badge to its delivery empire. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Loan Survivor. Shares of Sable ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ plunged 55% after the oil driller revealed it is struggling to repay a major loan from Exxon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, leaving investors with little comfort. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Triton Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง to acquire Bureau Veritas ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท’s petroleum, petrochemical and coal activities. Those activities generated ~โ‚ฌ450M revenue in 2025.
  • Rio Tinto ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง agrees new financial terms with Oyu Tolgoi ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ for the $18B copper mine project. Cuts management fees by 50% and reduces loan interest rate by 2.5 percentage points.
  • CVC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires Clevertech ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (acquisition of the industrial automated packaging company).
  • Bridgepoint ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires Kayne Anderson Real Estate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.4B, bringing the investment firm’s assets to $117B.
  • Schneider Electric ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires Cognite ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด for $3.1B, an industrial-AI firm.
  • Ipsen ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires Memo Therapeutics AG ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ for an initial โ‚ฌ200M, plus milestone payments up to โ‚ฌ700M+, centered on potravitug, a phase II antibody targeting BKPyV.
  • CMA CGM ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท nears $1.4B acquisition of FedEx Supply Chain ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, FedExโ€™s third-party logistics unit, in cash. Deal could be announced soon and includes freight-forwarding partnerships.
  • Axel Springer ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Telegraph Media Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for ยฃ575m, taking control of the 171โ€‘yearโ€‘old newspaper titles in a media-sector deal.
  • Lufthansa ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช to acquire a minority stake in TAP ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น as part of TAP’s 49% $1.7B privatization, preparing a rival bid to Air France-KLM.
  • Rainer Abicht Elbreederei ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Gregors ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช. Gregors will continue as a brand, Rainer Abicht operates >40 ships and ~200 employees.
  • Gin ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น acquires Sae (Sapere Aude Editori), owner of Il Tirreno ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น in a binding agreement for the 100% cessione.
  • Eni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น and XRG ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช (ADNOC investment unit) agree to buy 32% stakes in an LNG production and export project in Argentina from YPF ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท
  • Aikido ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Root ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช for $50M+ in a cybersecurity deal, the scaleโ€‘up’s fourth acquisition in short order.
  • Consortium around Wouter Vandenhaute ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช seeks to acquire Royal Antwerp FC ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช, with Toby Alderweireld among minority investors.
  • Ambea ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช makes a recommended public offer for Humana ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช at a $305M valuation.
  • Sรถderberg & Partners ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Benchmark Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for more than ยฃ200mn, a financial planning arm overseeing ยฃ36.9bn AUM as Sweden-based Sรถderberg expands in the UK and is backed by KKR and TA Associates.
  • Digmatix ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป acquires Elian Solutions ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด and its subsidiary Elian Development Systems ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด for โ‚ฌ6M, a deal involving Microsoft Dynamics 365 Business Central expertise, with BT Capital Partners and Oaklins Baltics as M&A advisors.
  • CVC ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ acquires Irca ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น from PE firm Advent ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Msc ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ acquires 49% of Vizhinjam International Seaport ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ for $1.4B, a highโ€‘draft container transshipment port in Kerala.
  • Joby Aviation ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Toyota Motor ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต form joint venture Joby Toyota Aero Manufacturing Preparation Company (JTAMPC) ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต to produce the S4 Series. Joby owns 49% and Toyota 51%, exclusive manufacturing rights and royalty-free IP license, board with two Joby and three Toyota directors. Joby’s six-rotor eVTOL tested point-to-point flights in NYC.
  • Paramount ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Warner Bros Discovery ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $110B. Lisa Nandy ‘minded to’ ask UK regulators to assess the mega-merger covering Channel 5, CNN, TNT Sports, Paramount+ and HBO Max.
  • Digital Realty ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s majority stake in three fully leased Virginia data centres for $7.8B, in a Northern Virginia dataโ€‘centre transaction.
  • USD.AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ partners with BSQ Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to form a joint venture to provide senior secured, GPU-backed financing across Asiaโ€‘Pacific targeting up to $300M initially, with a path to $1B.
  • Jana ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ builds a bigger stake in Alkami ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and pushes for a sale.
  • Martin Marietta Materials ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ merges with Lhoist North America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in a $13.5B cash-and-stock deal, including debt.
  • Carlisle ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ makes multiple unsolicited offers for Owens Corning ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ that could result in a $10B+ cash-and-stock deal.
  • Rocket Lab Corp. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Iridium Communications ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in an $8B cash-and-stock transaction.
  • San Mateo Midstream ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Matador Resources’ midstream JV) acquires Cardinal Midstream Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s operating units for $752M cash.
  • Verizon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ merges its international business with BT Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง into a joint venture, with Verizon making a $625M equalization payment.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in SK Renewable Assets ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท to form a $1.3B platform.
  • Martis Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires a majority stake in Deerfield Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a healthcare marketing, communications and media agency. Founders retain significant ownership and Deerfield has grown revenue >30% annually since 2017.
  • Alcoa ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires South32 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ’s bauxite, alumina and aluminum operations across Australia, Brazil and South Africa in a cash-and-stock deal valued at up to $5.6B.
  • Authentic Brands Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Care Bears ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from private-equity firms IVEST Consumer Partners and Cloverlay. Care Bears is run by Cloudco Entertainment and is on track for $750M+ in retail sales this year, while Authenticโ€™s IP generates over $36B in annual retail sales.
  • Jana Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ builds a new stake in Everpure ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, accumulating more than 1 million shares and expected to disclose the holding in a regulatory filing.
  • Zymeworks ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ to acquire respiratory-focused Theravance Biopharma ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $930M cash.
  • Great-West Lifeco Inc. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Milliman Inc. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $340M, buying its retirement plan and benefits administration business. Adds about $130B in client assets and 1.5M participants, with ~$20M in cost synergies and ~$50M integration costs, expected to close in H2.
  • Bank of Montreal ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Euroz Hartleys Group Ltd (capital markets unit) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ for A$145M ($142M), a Perth-based metals and mining-focused equity capital markets, M&A and strategic advisory business.
  • Industries Gould ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires a Mississippi factory ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $20M, quadrupling production capacity and adding 100,000+ sq ft connected by CN rail.
  • Coles ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ in talks to acquire Greencross ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, a pet shop and vet business.
  • Emirates NBD ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช is in talks to buy HSBCโ€™s Turkey unit ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Quantum Leap. Crรฉdit Agricole CIB ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท and startup Pasqal ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท are deepening their partnership to bring quantum computing into real-world finance, aiming for operational use by 2028. (Maddyness)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Seed Money. Polish hardware startup Ora Computing lands โ‚ฌ3.5M from Accel, ElevenLabs, and Vercelโ€™s CEO, making early-stage funding look easy in Eastern Europe. (Therecursive)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Risky Business. KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks with major UK and European insurers to break into pension risk transfers, aiming for joint ventures instead of full takeovers. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Exit Fee. France pushes to keep the UK out of the โ‚ฌ5B Scaleup Europe Fund, and European founders are not applauding the move. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Model Behavior. The Trump administration has lifted export controls on Anthropic’s Claude Fable 5 and Mythos 5, letting the AI models return to global users after weeks of regulatory drama. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Blast from the Past. After a New Glenn rocket exploded in May, Blue Origin shifts to a redesigned launchpad, aiming to fly again before 2027 arrives. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Basic Instincts. Uniqlo aims to overtake H&M and Zara with its minimalist LifeWear, betting that global shoppers want quality basics over fast fashion drama. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Value Proposition. Indian investment bank Equirus is reportedly weighing a fundraising round that would value the firm at $600M, because unicorn dreams never go out of style. (Bloomberg)

Fundraising

  • LeapXpert ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Communications): $180M (Riverwood Capital, Portage Ventures)
  • Dominion Dynamics ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Defence): $139M CAD (Georgian, Valor Equity Partners, Expeditions, Lakestar, OMERS, Business Development Bank of Canada (BDC), Royal Bank of Canada (RBC), Deloitte Ventures (Canada), JDY Capital, British Columbia Investment Management Corporation (BCI), Bessemer Venture Partners, Garage Capital, Golden Ventures, Silent Ventures)
  • 8090 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $135M (Salesforce, WNDR, Craft Ventures, TPB, LAUNCH, Nikesh Arora, Cliff Robbins, Adam Dโ€™Angelo, Shyam Ravindran, Thomas Laffont, Abhi Arun)
  • Openchip ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): โ‚ฌ115M
  • Reed Semiconductor ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductor): $100M
  • Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Sports): $100M (Ares, Joe Tsai, ESPN, Glen Powell, Rob McElhenney, Warren Zeiders, Tony Cavalero, Creator Sports Capital, Next 3, FirstTracks Sports Ventures, Jed Hart, West End Investment Management, James Young, Bolt Ventures, Chris Shumway, others)
  • Higharc ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Proptech): $95M (Insight Partners, Wellington Management, Fifth Wall, Spark Capital, Lux Capital, SE Ventures, Simpson Strong-Tie, PSP Partners, RXR Arden Digital Ventures, Suffolk Technologies, Vertex Ventures, NC Tweener Fund, MetaProp)
  • Flare Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $85M (Third Rock Ventures, Nextech Invest, Pfizer Ventures, Boxer Capital, GordonMD Global Investmentsยฎ LP, Invus, Casdin Capital, Eli Lilly and Company, Novartis, Agent Capital, Eventide Asset Management)
  • Straiker ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $64M (Marathon Management Partners, Citi Ventures, Illuminate Ventures, Workday Ventures, Bain Capital Ventures, Lightspeed Venture Partners)
  • Stathera ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Semiconductor): $55M (Maverick Silicon, Celesta Capital, BDC Capital, MediaTek Innovation Fund, TXC Corporation, Ultratech Capital Partners)
  • Allium ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Blockchain): $40M (Amplify Partners, Kleiner Perkins, Theory Ventures)
  • Nebex ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Space): $30M
  • MDOTM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $27M
  • Taxwire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Taxtech): $25M (Headline Ventures, XYZ VC, Vinyl, Recall Capital, Nomo Ventures)
  • Theo ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (PropTech): โ‚ฌ25M (Insight Partners, BlackRock)
  • Gaussion ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Energy): โ‚ฌ24.5M (BGF, AlbionVC, Autotech Ventures, UCL Technology Fund, DN)
  • Pie ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $19.5M (Lightspeed Venture Partners, Capital One Ventures, SciFi VC, F-Prime, Commerce Ventures, WEX Venture Capital, existing investors)
  • Tetrix ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $15M (White Star Capital, Innovation Endeavors, angel investors)
  • Queue ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $12.6M (AlleyCorp, House Capital, Ubiquity Ventures, Grep Ventures, Banter Capital)
  • Six Robotics ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด (Robotics): โ‚ฌ12M
  • Pocket ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ (AI): $11M (Accel, Y Combinator, Silicon Valley angel investors, Mati Staniszewski)
  • Proception ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $11M
  • BR-DGE ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Payments): ยฃ10M
  • Arcturus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Advanced materials): $8M (Initialized Capital, 1517, Breakthrough Energy Discovery, Toyota Ventures, Wireframe Ventures)
  • Pictor Holdings Inc. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $7.5M
  • Hypefy AI ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท (Marketing): $7.2M (AYMO Ventures, Interactive Venture Partners, Oktogon Ventures, Euroventures)
  • Wultra ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ (Cybersecurity): โ‚ฌ6.8M
  • Lucida AI ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Speech AI): โ‚ฌ6.1M (Velocity Capital, Next Tier Ventures)
  • Altillion ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cleantech): $5M (EIC Rose Rock, Flathead Forge)
  • Epitome Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น (BioTech): โ‚ฌ4M
  • Maple Aviation ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ4M (Bayern Kapital, ES Kapital, Rรผdiger Schmidt, Stefan Eishold, Martin Giese (Cambridge Ventures), Bernd Bรคzner, other Superangels)
  • GenerativeX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $4M (Nissay Capital, Salesforce Ventures, Angel Bridge, DeepCore, SMBC Venture Capital)
  • Neuronostics ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Medtech): ยฃ3m

Fund Watch

  • Ardian ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: $3.4B+
  • Ares ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.7B (2nd Asia private credit fund, seeking >$1.7B)
  • JATT II ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $285M (merger vehicle, taking Talawar Therapeutics public)
  • Harpoon Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $155M (Fund IV, oversubscribed early-stage VC for critical technologies)
  • P101 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น: โ‚ฌ100M (Prana101, Pre-Seed & Seed fund, currently raising)
  • Tapestry VC ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $80M (new fund, backing repeat founders in Europe)
  • Osney Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: โ‚ฌ69M (debut fund, cybersecurity Seed fund)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • The AA ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Roadside): pivoting to a London IPO that could value the business at roughly ยฃ5bn.
  • Bending Spoons ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Media): backers raised $1.68B in an IPO as Vimeo’s parent.
  • HAY2 Socimi ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fonciรจre): valorisรฉe 230Mโ‚ฌ sur Euronext Access aprรจs une cotation directe avec prix de rรฉfรฉrence ร  38,40โ‚ฌ.
  • KNDS ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Defence): seeking at least a โ‚ฌ12.5B valuation for a planned Amsterdam IPO after earlier talk of โ‚ฌ18โ€“20B.
  • ArcelorMittal ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ (Steel): completed a first tranche repurchasing 10M shares (~โ‚ฌ493.2M) at an average โ‚ฌ49.32 and launched a second tranche of up to 10M shares.
  • Securitize ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Crypto): set to list on the NYSE as SECZ on July 2, 2026 after merging with Cantor Equity Partners II.
  • Honeywell Aerospace ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): spun off from Honeywell, no IPO amount disclosed.
  • Comcast ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Media): plans to spin off NBCUniversal and Sky into a new company.
  • Lime ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Micromobility): raised $167M in its IPO, valuing the parent at about $1.6B (could rise to ~$200M with greenshoe).
  • CopperTech Metals ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Mining): delayed a IPO that was aiming to raise more than $400M at about a $3.5B valuation.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • World Bank ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: approved $750M to back Kenya.
  • Morgan Stanley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: sold $350M of investment-grade bonds from a private credit fund.
  • Summit Hotel Properties ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: completed a $650M senior unsecured credit facility refinancing.
  • Yes Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: will raise $1.7B a debt and equity sale.
  • Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ: preparing a eurobond sale.

โŒ Failures

  • Atom Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: the BBVA- and Toscafund-backed digital bank is on the brink after failing to secure takeover bids at an $800M valuation.
  • Les Echosโ€“Le Parisien ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: the group plans to cut 61 full-time positions (37 at Les Echos, 24 at Le Parisien), sparing the newsrooms.
  • Duralex ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: placed in redressement judiciaire with 243 jobs at stake. Ex-CEO Franรงois Marciano intends to submit a continuity plan.
  • Bohai Trimet ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: the insolvent auto supplier will close its Sรถmmerda plant, affecting ~100 jobs after filing insolvency in April 2025 and putting over 1,000 regional jobs at risk.
  • Mister Spex ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: closes its Berlin logistics and production center, cutting 125 jobs and aiming to save millions under CEO Tobias Krauss.
  • Bit2Me ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: proposed a collective layoff of 25 employees (~20% of its workforce) amid crypto-market uncertainty.
  • Bloobirds ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: entered voluntary insolvency after raising โ‚ฌ6.8M but accumulating โ‚ฌ9M losses with only ~โ‚ฌ400k annual sales.
  • Digmi ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: the SaaS startup for hair salons filed for bankruptcy after failing to scale.
  • GoldenPeaks ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ: the bankrupt energy firm that borrowed $1.5B for European solar projects is facing collapse as Berenberg and Brookfield fight over its future.
  • Groupe E ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: will cut 22โ€“31 jobs (12โ€“16 managerial) to save CHF 7M/yr while planning CHF 2B investment in the energy transition.
  • TPx ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: filed for bankruptcy and is considering a roughly $1B debt haircut.
  • Microsoft ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: planning to cut under 2.5% of its ~228,000 workforce (under ~5,700 jobs).
  • Dish DBS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: filed for Chapter 11 after a deal to sell spectrum to AT&T was held up, with a prepackaged plan backed by 88% of its bondholders.
  • Ethiopia ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น: the country agreed to restructure a defaulted $1B international bond.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Goal Distraction. German national media quickly shifted focus from a mass shooting in Stade to mourning the World Cup exit, proving football still trumps tragedy. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Press Charges. Four suspects have been arrested near Naples for the October car bombing targeting investigative journalist Sigfrido Ranucci, whose reporting on the mafia has made him a perennial target. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Off the Hook. Finland has finally disconnected its traditional fixed-line phone service, joining the digital age and retiring a network first switched on in the 1880s. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Colossal Miss. Andrรฉ Ricciardi, adman and eternal provocateur, skipped his colonoscopy and turned his terminal cancer into a Sundance-winning documentary on regret and defiant humor. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Jet Set Go. An Airbus flying from Warsaw to Tel Aviv sent a false hijack signal, leading Israel to deploy fighter jets for a crisis that never was. (Spiegel)

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