๐ฉ Hats Off, Gloves On
Whose hand is in the cookie jar this week?
The world’s loudest champion of deregulation spends his second term micromanaging the technology sector with the enthusiasm of a Soviet industrial planner. Donald Trump, who built a career on the promise of getting government out of the way, an article of Republican faith for the better part of forty years, has in practice become the most interventionist tech regulator anywhere. He makes Brussels look like a libertarian book club.
The scorecard, for those keeping count: an executive order converting a TikTok ban into a fire sale engineered to benefit Oracle’s Larry Ellison, a Trump ally whose proximity to the White House is matched only by his proximity to a very convenient acquisition. A 10% government stake in Intel, the sort of move that in any other context would be called industrial policy and denounced as socialism. The suspension of security clearances across SentinelOne, a cybersecurity firm, because it had hired Chris Krebs, the former head of America’s cyber-defence agency, who committed the sin of calling the 2020 election secure. And the blacklisting of Anthropic as a ยซย supply-chain risk to national securityย ยป, a designation once reserved for foreign adversaries, for refusing to let the Pentagon strip the safety limits from its own AI. None of this is deregulation. It is regulation by grudge.
The administration’s AI policy framework doubles down: federal pre-emption of state-level AI rules, a ban on ยซย woke AIย ยป (undefined, which is the point), and chip export approvals routed through Commerce Department discretion, creating a chokepoint that can be weaponised against anyone who falls out of favour. Meanwhile the EU, supposedly the villain in this story, is quietly dismantling rules through the standard legislative process its critics routinely ignore. The irony of Europeans deregulating while Americans nationalise chipmakers is rich enough to spread on toast.
Beneath the farce, the same result sits on both sides of the Atlantic: more power to the biggest players. Rules made by executive whim favour those with access; deregulation without accountability favours those with scale. On one continent a president hands a chipmaker to the state and a social network to a friend; on the other, a commission quietly files down the rules it once swore were essential. The winners in either system are not scrappy startups, or consumers, or markets. They are the people already in the room when the decisions get made. Dressed up on one shore as freedom and on the other as strength, the outcome looks identical from any distance.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฌ๐ง Majority Rules. With 322 Labour MPs nominating Andy Burnham and no serious rivals left, the former Manchester mayor is on track for Downing Street. (Bbc)
- ๐ฎ๐น Spy Another Day. Italy expels two Russian diplomats accused of spying on military aid to Ukraine, giving them three days to pack their bags and go. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ช๐ธ Heat of the Moment. At least 12 people died in a devastating wildfire in southern Spain, prompting emergency military deployment and a somber warning from Prime Minister Sรกnchez. (France Info)
- ๐บ๐ฆ Trigger Warning. Ukrainian intelligence officer Vladyslav Reut, who confessed to killing Monaco bombing suspect Anastasiia Berezovska, now claims his accomplice pulled the trigger instead. The case has Kyivโs security services squirming as both men remain jailed and the motive stays murky. (Bbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Love Actually. For 48 hours, the NATO summit swung from confrontation to a Trump-led ยซย love-in,ย ยป leaving allies dizzy and the big questions unresolved. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ณ Venom Drift. As southern China battles deadly floods, a snake farm’s escapees add a new hazard for residents already facing rising waters and mass evacuations. (Le Parisien)
- ๐น๐ท Trigger Happy. Erdogan handed out engraved revolvers with live ammo to NATO heads, sparking confusion, airport lockboxes, and some very awkward thank-yous. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Martyr State. Ayatollah Khameneiโs funeral tour crossed Iran and Iraq, ending in Mashad as crowds and banners called for vengeance against the US after his death in a US-Israeli strike. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Gift Aid. The Met Police are investigating ยฃ500,000 in Reform UK donations from Fiona Cottrell, mother of Farage aide George Cottrell, over possible evasion of donation rules. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Stitch in Time. The Bayeux Tapestry has arrived at the British Museum for a year-long loan, marking its first journey outside France and sparking both celebration and conservation anxiety. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Target Missed. Federal immigration officers killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, who was not the intended suspect, while searching for two Guatemalans in Houston. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Inside Track. The FCA reports suspicious trading before 41% of UK takeover deals in 2025, setting a new record and fueling fears of rampant insider leaks. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Tomahawk Down. Germany will buy US Tomahawk missiles to fill a strategic gap in its defenses, aiming to counter Russian Iskander threats from Kaliningrad. (Le Monde)
- ๐ช๐บ Euro Step. Lawmakers in the European Parliament endorsed the digital euro, moving the closer to launching its own central bank digital currency in 2029. (FinExtra)
- ๐ช๐บ Read My Lips. The ECB hiked rates last month but refused to signal what comes next, determined not to repeat its 2011 communication missteps. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Toxic Assets. New York is suing 3M, DuPont, and others for decades of selling PFAS ยซย forever chemicalsย ยป while allegedly hiding their dangers from the public. (Cnbc)
- ๐ธ๐ณ Bridge Too Far. Senegalโs push for world-class infrastructure collapses under the weight of undisclosed debt, turning optimism into a lesson in fiscal reality. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Platform Shoes. NHS England stands tall on Palantirโs reported success, but the hospitalsโ own data is full of holes, leaving the 15% improvement looking shaky. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Current Affairs. The UKโs National Energy System Operator has issued a fresh call for extra power supplies as a heatwave pushes electricity demand to new highs. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fed Up. John Williams of the New York Fed insists inflation is still too high and energy relief is not here yet. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Aloha Ouch. Hawaii lands dead last in CNBC’s 2026 state business rankings, with even its famed quality of life dragged down by soaring childcare costs and crumbling infrastructure. (Cnbc)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฌ๐ง Square Pegs. Montpelier Square’s Georgian mansions, once the crown jewels of Knightsbridge, are sitting unsold for over a year with prices slashed by 30 percent or more. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Rent Alert. The Linkeโs ยซย Mietwucherย ยป app has enabled 10,255 German households to report landlords for excessive rents, exposing widespread overcharging that averages โฌ250 above legal limits. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ฎ๐น Cloud Nine. Italy is betting โฌ25.4B on a data center boom, hoping to transform itself into the Mediterraneanโs next digital hub and outpace France and Germany. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Stamp of Disapproval. Domani Inspection Services, which approved the Midtown conversion that went awry, has been repeatedly cited for missing warning signs on other NYC jobs. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rate Expectations. Economists forecast a bump in June home sales, but the market delivered a 2.4% drop instead, thanks to stubbornly high borrowing costs. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ On-chain
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ Bot Portfolio. eToro ๐ฎ๐ฑ introduces an AI-driven app overhaul, aiming to turn millions of user trades into personalized investment advice. Because who needs human instinct? (Startupcafe)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ฌ๐ง Heartbreak Hotel. AstraZeneca ๐ฌ๐ง shares tumbled over 10% after its rare heart drug failed a key trial, leaving investors with little to love. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Faith-Based Computing. Microsoft ๐บ๐ธ once looked untouchable in AI, but its early lead has faded as costs soar and rivals outpace its Copilot ambitions. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Channel Surfing. With audiences losing interest, Netflix ๐บ๐ธ looks to live TV and bundled offerings, searching for a way to keep viewers tuned in. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Golden Years. Goldman Sachs ๐บ๐ธ lands $70B in retirement fund deals with Verizon and Lockheed Martin, betting on steady fees over Wall Street drama. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Meta Morphosis. Meta is set to manufacture an in-house AI chip this September, hoping to boost computing power and cut $145B in infrastructure costs. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ณ Meta Unplugged. Beijing has forced Meta to reverse its $2B Manus acquisition, clearing the way for Tencent to lead a new investor group. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฐ๐ท Chip Happens. South Koreaโs SK Hynix, now valued near $1T after a sevenfold rally, debuts on Nasdaq as it rides the AI memory boom into the US market. (Cnbc)
- ๐ญ๐ฐ Panel Beaters. Senior bankers from JPMorgan ๐บ๐ธ and Citi ๐บ๐ธ are joining Hong Kongโs exchange listing panel, giving Wall Street a front-row seat in the cityโs IPO game. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Float On. The London Stock Exchange saw seven IPOs raise ยฃ577M in early 2026, marking a tentative comeback for the UK listings market. (Uktech)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Frasers Group ๐ฌ๐ง launches a โฌ2.7B takeover bid for Hugo Boss ๐ฉ๐ช. Target urges shareholders to reject the offer.
- Tesco ๐ฌ๐ง explores a sale of its CEE operations
- Amarenco ๐ซ๐ท and AMPYR Distributed Energy ๐ฌ๐ง acquire TotalEnergies ๐ซ๐ท’s distributed solar generation assets (~170 MW) on rooftops across seven European countries.
- Xavier Niel ๐ซ๐ท acquires Vodafone Group ๐ฌ๐ง from e& ๐ฆ๐ช for ยฃ4.4B, taking a 16.21% stake at 110p a share (15% premium).
- Revolutionrace ๐ธ๐ช acquires 90% of Icaniwill ๐ธ๐ช in a SEK700M deal with an option on the remainder.
- EQT ๐ธ๐ช acquires Copia Power ๐บ๐ธ for $2.6B, a data centre power and infrastructure platform formerly held by Carlyle, delivering Carlyle a >5x return.
- Omnidocs ๐ฉ๐ฐ acquires Xink ๐ฉ๐ฐ in its sixth deal in 2.5 years, pushing annual revenue past โฌ27M and expanding its document/email signature management offerings.
- CVC ๐ฑ๐บ acquires DistroKid ๐บ๐ธ, a music distributor.
- Dream Finders Homes ๐บ๐ธ boosts takeover offer for Beazer Homes ๐บ๐ธ by 24% to $875M.
- Frazier Healthcare Partners ๐บ๐ธ acquires MatrixCare ๐บ๐ธ for $490M cash, health-care software.
- Perpetuals.com ๐บ๐ธ in talks to acquire the core business of AI Financial ๐บ๐ธ for $15M
- Apollo Global Management ๐บ๐ธ acquires Bayer’s contraceptives arm ๐ฉ๐ช for $3.4B.
- Apollo ๐บ๐ธ acquires easyJet ๐ฌ๐ง for ยฃ5.7bn, trumping Castlelake’s ยฃ5.5bn proposal with an offer of ยฃ7.15 per share.
- MDA Space ๐จ๐ฆ acquires 70% of CLS ๐ซ๐ท. CNES retains 30% and CNP sells its 66% stake bought in 2020. Deal to close at year-end pending regulatory approvals.
- Sumitomo Mitsui Trust Bank ๐ฏ๐ต will take a 15% stake in Morrison ๐ณ๐ฟ
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฌ๐ง Loan Star. UK fintech Lendable ๐ฌ๐ง pledges its personal loan portfolio to raise ยฃ500M, proving that in fintech, debt is the new collateral. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ซ๐ท Seed Money Talks. Paris-based Gradium just raised $100M in seed funding with Nvidia joining the round, aiming to bring ultra-fast AI voices to Silicon Valleyโs doorstep. (TechCrunch)
- ๐ซ๐ท Kid Capital. The VC Under 30 Awards spotlighted Franceโs next wave of venture investors, handing out five prizes to young talent ready to step out from the partnersโ shadow. (Maddyness)
- ๐บ๐ธ Break Point. Fidji Simo, who helped steer OpenAIโs ChatGPT business, exits her leadership role after worsening health issues, saying the path to healing cannot be postponed any longer. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Preferred Partners. OpenAI proclaims GPT 5.6 will power Microsoft 365 Copilot, aiming to quiet speculation that the tech giants are drifting apart. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bubble Trouble. Anduril’s Brian Schimpf warns that defense tech IPOs in the current frenzy risk overvaluation, insisting his company will not join the stampede. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Atlas Shrugged. OpenAI is shutting down its Atlas AI browser but will fold its browsing features into ChatGPTโs desktop app and a Chrome extension instead. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Twice Upon a Time. Mercor tells investors it has a term sheet for a $20B valuation, just months after its $10B Series C and a major revenue leap. (TechCrunch)
Fundraising
- Kraken Technology Group ๐ฌ๐ง (Defence): $175M (DTCP, British Business Bank, Nato Innovation Fund, Rheinmetall, Inocea Group, HICO, Thesiger Capital Group, BOKA Capital, Supernova Invest, Hakluyt Capital)
- Prime Intellect ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $130M (Radical Ventures)
- Norm.ai ๐บ๐ธ (Legaltech): $120M (Khosla Ventures, Bain Capital Ventures, Craft Ventures, Coatue Management, Vanguard Group, New York Life Insurance Company, TIAA, Fenwick & West, Tony James, Jeff Hammes)
- Pearl ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $110M (Andreessen Horowitz, Viking Global Investors, AlleyCorp, Ulysses Capital, Trinity Capital)
- Databento ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $97M (New Enterprise Associates, DRW Venture Capital, Redpoint Ventures, Tribe Capital)
- Flare Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $85M (Third Rock Ventures, Nextech Invest, Pfizer Ventures, Boxer Capital, GordonMD Global Investments LP, Invus, Casdin Capital, Eli Lilly and Company, Novartis, Agent Capital, Eventide Asset Management)
- Ollama ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $65M (Theory Ventures, Benchmark, 8VC, Y Combinator, Pace Capital, 49 Palms, GTMFund)
- Venice.ai ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $65M (Dragonfly, North Island Ventures, Coinbase Ventures, Archetype, Morgan Creek, Liquid2 Ventures, Founders’ Co-op)
- Kaon AI (Entertainment): $60M (B Capital, Goodwater Capital, and others)
- Hippo Harvest ๐บ๐ธ (Agtech): $30M (Cox Farms, Congruent Ventures, Hawthorne Food Ventures, Collaborative Fund, Fresh Investment Club)
- Alchemab Therapeutics ๐ฌ๐ง (Biotech): โฌ29.3M (British Business Bank)
- Alta (AI): $25M (IN Venture)
- Tangos ๐ฎ๐ฑ (Fincrime): $20M (Red Dot Capital Partners, Leaders Fund, Clarim Ventures, VentureIsrael, Signal Fire, Clutch Capital, Selah Ventures, Bright Data)
- Grace Investment Machine (GIM) ๐ญ๐ฐ (Fintech): $20M (Hony Capital, IDG Capital, Monolith Capital)
- QIZ Security ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $17M (Bessemer Venture Partners, Merlin Ventures, Evolution Equity Partners, Qbeat Ventures, Singtel Innov8, Qino Cyber Capital)
- EdVisorly ๐บ๐ธ (Edtech): $13.3M (Breachway Capital, U.S. News & World Report, Lumina Foundation, Strada Education Foundation, Motley Fool Ventures, Juvo Ventures, Zeal Capital Partners)
- Hostie ๐บ๐ธ (Hospitality): $12M (Obvious Ventures, Gradient, Scribble Ventures, Burst Capital, Behind Genius Ventures, Tim Stannard, Stuart Brioza, Nicole Krasinski, Elizabeth DePalmer)
- Fuchs & Eule ๐ฉ๐ช (PropTech): โฌ10M (GET Fund, PI Impact, WaVe-X, SET Ventures, Picus Capital, Realyze Ventures)
- Kapture CX ๐ฎ๐ณ (AI): $10M (Bajaj Finserv Ventures, Cactus Venture Partners, India Alternatives)
- geoSurge ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ9.4M
- Kord ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $8.6M (Guinness Ventures)
- Luffy AI ๐ฌ๐ง (Industrial AI): ยฃ8.1M (BGF, MIG Capital, Bow Capital, Chrysalix, Momenta, UKI2S)
- Pixel-Flo ๐ฌ๐ง (Display): ยฃ5.25M (Northern Gritstone, SCVC, Parkwalk Northern Universities Venture Fund, HTGF)
- Lissi ๐ฉ๐ช (Identity): โฌ3.5M (Ventech, BM H Beteiligungs-Managementgesellschaft Hessen, main incubator (Commerzbank Group), Ninepointfive Ventures)
- Finto ๐ฉ๐ช (Accounting): $3.4M (Y Combinator, Gradient, Lightspeed)
Fund Watch
- SkyKnight Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $2B (5th private equity fund)
- Nest ๐ฌ๐ง: $1.3B (state-backed pension, investing in VC)
- Paradigm ๐บ๐ธ: $1.2B (3rd venture fund, backs crypto ยซย technical frontierย ยป startups)
- Chemistry ๐บ๐ธ: $500M (2nd venture fund)
- Expeditions ๐ช๐บ: $225M (defense tech VC fund for sovereign military technologies in Europe)
- Ruya Ventures ๐ฌ๐ง: $50M (ยฃ37.7M) (first pre-seed VC fund, deep tech for lab-to-market, 20-company portfolio)
๐IPO
- CFC ๐ฌ๐ง (Insurance): exploring a London IPO that could value it at over $6.7B.
- Ennismore Lifestyle Group ๐ซ๐ท (Hospitality): Accor’s unit has lined up banks for a US IPO.
- DIGI Spain Telecom ๐ช๐ธ (Telecom): set IPO price at โฌ5.60/share, issuing โฌ150M of new shares while Digi Romรขnia sells โฌ137M of existing stock, with a greenshoe that could lift total proceeds to ~โฌ330M.
- Zhipu ๐จ๐ณ (AI): seeking to raise $4B after its stock jumped 1,500% since its January Hong Kong listing.
- Iluvatar CoreX ๐จ๐ณ (AI GPUs): considering an $800M Hong Kong share sale six months after its Hong Kong IPO.
- Momenta ๐จ๐ณ (Autonomous driving): backed by GM and Toyota, raised $750M in its Hong Kong IPO and jumped 6% on debut.
- SmartHR ๐ฏ๐ต (HR): KKR-backed platform delayed its IPO after failing to convince investors of a $1B valuation.
- SK Hynix ๐ฐ๐ท (Semiconductors): raised $26.5B in a US IPO, the biggest foreign debut.
- Foundation Healthcare ๐ธ๐ฌ (Healthcare): fell 8% after raising $187M in a Singapore IPO priced at the lower end of its marketed range.
- Centrum ๐บ๐ฟ (Logistics): preparing a London IPO.
- Oman India Fertiliser ๐ด๐ฒ (Fertiliser): jumped 23% after raising $680M in Oman’s biggest IPO this year.
- Asyad Group ๐ด๐ฒ (Shipping): plans to sell a 5% stake worth $190M in its shipping unit to lift the free float to 25%.
๐งณ Debt
- Aria ๐ซ๐ท: raised โฌ7M and launched a โฌ240M debt facility to scale invoice financing.
- QTS Realty Trust ๐บ๐ธ: seeking $2B to repay debt and pay dividends to owner Blackstone.
- OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ: received a $520M credit line from Bank of America.
- Aviation Capital Group ๐บ๐ธ: signed a $1.48B unsecured term loan facility maturing July 2031. Amounts undrawn, to be drawn by Jan 2027.
- Trinity Capital ๐บ๐ธ: originated $709M of new commitments and funded $619M in Q2 2026.
- Bangladesh ๐ง๐ฉ: exploring a debut overseas sovereign bond sale.
โ Failures
- Serta Simmons Bedding ๐บ๐ธ: lenders from its 2020 restructuring were ordered to pay $260M in damages plus $142M in interest for excluding minority lenders.
- Pacifica Hospital of the Valley ๐บ๐ธ: filed for Chapter 11 after Covid-related financial losses and a dispute with lenders.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ช๐ธ Card Seats. CaixaBank ๐ช๐ธ is recycling expired bank cards into public benches for rural villages visited by its mobile branches, turning plastic into a place to wait. (FinExtra)
- ๐ต๐ฑ Swipe Right, Spy Night. Polish security experts warn that dating apps are increasingly used as ยซย honey trapsย ยป by foreign intelligence services to target military, government, and ordinary users alike. (France Info)
- ๐บ๐ธ Robo Sapiens. Hyundaiโs new Metaplant in Georgia welcomes 120 robots and 160 automated vehicles, making the humans feel like guests in their own factory. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Wake Up Call. NASA’s New Horizons probe, parked 9.5B km from Earth beyond Pluto, has emerged from 321 days of hibernation to resume its lonely mission. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ง๐ท Family Ties. Brazilian authorities rescued a 62-year-old woman in Fortaleza after 55 years of domestic servitude for three generations of the same family, who must now compensate her with an apartment and $10,000. (El Pais)
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