๐ก Guessing from Afar
Why bother showing up if the machine already knows?
Fact-based reporting is finished, and the future belongs to a genre christened inferential journalism: a weak signal, a little context, 1,200 words, $5 a month. The doctrine comes off the Swiss conference circuit, where mathematicians and think-tank presidents are seated alphabetically. Evidence for the revolution: analytical newsletters are doing nicely, and think tanks now recruit journalists while newsrooms recruit think-tankers. A think-tank president concluding that value is migrating towards think tanks is a market study commissioned, conducted and peer-reviewed by the market, and the findings are encouraging.
The word already has an owner, and it is not a newsroom: Nvidia booked $89B of data-centre revenue in the three months to July, sold almost entirely on inference and priced by the token, because inference is the layer of the stack whose unit cost collapses with every generation of silicon. Substack, across all of 2025, paid its writers roughly $450M, or about 11 hours of Nvidia’s takings. Value is indeed shifting towards inference. It is shifting towards whoever owns the racks rather than whoever owns the byline, and a genre that defines itself by its capacity to spin plausible commentary out of thin evidence has picked an unfortunate moment to argue about margins with a machine built to do that for a fraction of a cent.
None of which makes the genre disreputable. Bagehot spent the 1870s explaining the City to itself without filing a single document request, and a press that merely relays what it is handed is a communications department with better typography. The diagnosis is also, irritatingly, correct. Newsrooms did cut the expensive part first, and the expensive part was always the reporter on a train. Dressing that amputation up as the market rewarding a superior epistemology is the sleight of hand. The market rewards inference roughly the way it rewards sports punditry: generously, continuously, and without ever checking afterwards.
The United States has shed close to 3,500 newspapers and more than 270,000 newspaper jobs since 2005, 136 of those titles in the past year alone. Some 213 counties now have no local news outlet at all, and another 1,524 are down to one. Those are the places where zoning votes, plea bargains and municipal bond issues happen unobserved, and where the raw material for all this elegant interpretation quietly stops being produced. No amount of inference brings a court docket into existence. Somebody has to drive there and read it, and that somebody is being made redundant by a theory that flatters everyone still holding a microphone. Whatever gets decided in those rooms will be inferred eventually, from a comfortable distance, accurately enough, and much too late for the people it was decided about.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฉ๐ช Plot Twist. German authorities arrested a 24-year-old Iraqi suspected of planning an Islamic State-inspired attack on a church in Bremen, with charges including forming a terrorist group and weapons violations. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ต๐ฑ Drone Alone. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk warns that Russia plans drone and missile attacks on Ukraineโs allies, aiming to fracture NATO unity in Eastern Europe. (Spiegel)
- ๐ธ๐ช Left on Red. Swedenโs left bloc narrowly wins the parliamentary election, forcing Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson to resign as Magdalena Andersson eyes a fragile comeback. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ช๐บ United Front. The publicly sides with Saudi Arabia, demanding the Houthis end their assaults after the latest round of deadly confrontations. (Le Monde)
- ๐ท๐บ Party Line. Russia holds its first parliamentary elections since invading Ukraine, with United Russia and Vladimir Putin set to keep an unshakeable grip on the Duma. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ป๐ช Meet the New Boss. Nine months after Maduroโs removal, the UN documents that Delcy Rodrรญguezโs government preserves the same apparatus of political persecution and human rights abuses, just with new faces at the top. (El Pais)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Strike Two. A UN mission accuses the US of war crimes in Iran after deadly missile strikes, but Washington dismisses the findings as baseless. (CNBC)
- ๐พ๐ช Advance Notice. Iranian-backed Houthi militants are ramping up their offensive on Marib, putting Yemenโs government and millions of civilians on high alert for fresh upheaval. (New York Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Pound of Flesh. Reform UKโs coffers swell with donations from Ben Delo and Christopher Harborne, but critics wonder what the crypto titans expect in return for their generosity. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Zero Hour. UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham calls for an unwavering national push to reach net zero emissions by 2050, dismissing climate denial as obsolete. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Blanche Check. Attorney General Todd Blanche has repeatedly stumped for GOP candidates and criticized Democrats, discarding the Justice Departmentโs tradition of staying out of electoral politics. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Hold Steady. The Bank of England keeps rates unchanged at 3.75% as inflation stays stubborn and the board remains split on next steps. (Boursier)
- ๐ช๐ธ Below Deck. For the first time since February 2020, Spainโs public debt has slipped under 100% of GDP, with the government quick to claim victory. (France Info)
- ๐ช๐บ Trade and Prejudice. Trump brands the EU-Canada association plan ยซย laughableย ยป and vows tariffs or trade freezes if Brussels goes ahead, keeping the transatlantic drama alive. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ฆ Deficit of Champions. Ukraine’s 2027 budget reveals a $52.6B funding gap driven by record military spending, with Kyiv banking on Western partners to keep the lights on and the frontlines supplied. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ท๐บ Asset Matryoshka. Russia orders the assets of Nestlรฉ ๐จ๐ญ, Auchan ๐ซ๐ท, and Lemana Pro (ex-Leroy Merlin ๐ซ๐ท) transferred to a single local firm, L.E.V. Management, consolidating Western holdings under one Russian roof. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Jet Set Go. The Trump administration pushes a $24.3B sale of 48 F-35 jets to Saudi Arabia, brushing aside intelligence fears about Chinese tech access. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Content Cannibalism. Unsealed filings show OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ and Microsoft ๐บ๐ธ staff predicted their AI would undermine publishersโ survival, yet still scraped news sites for data. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Public Option. Alex Karp of Palantir argues that the dangers posed by advanced AI could force the to nationalize leading AI labs to manage legal and safety risks. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Tsar Quality. Kushner and Witkoffโs Moscow mission ended with Putin unmoved and Trumpโs envoys praising the Kremlin, not securing a single concession. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ป๐ช Gold Standard. Venezuela and its opposition are close to a deal to move $4B in central bank gold from the Bank of England to the Federal Reserve in New York, ending a seven-year tug-of-war over the bullion. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Rate Race. The Bank of Japan hikes its benchmark rate to 1.25%, marking its fastest tightening since 1995 as inflation and the weak yen bite. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Home Truths. A UK tribunal decided that John Griffin, founder of Addison Lee ๐ฌ๐ง, is firmly domiciled in England and owes ยฃ20.5M in tax. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Ban Aid. With fuel prices spiking before the midterms, Trump is considering a fuel export ban as his last move to calm the market. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Crude Awakening. Three Democratic senators demand answers from the Trump administration about billions in Venezuelan oil revenue held in a US-controlled account, questioning where the money is actually going. (Washington Post)
- ๐บ๐ธ Slip Service. Fewer Americans filed for unemployment last week, with claims hitting 196,000 and putting more pressure on policymakers debating rate hikes. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐จ๐ณ Bid and Seek. Private equity firms including PAG ๐ญ๐ฐ, Warburg Pincus ๐บ๐ธ, and Trustar Capital ๐จ๐ณ are preparing new offers for Evergrande Property Services after a previous deal collapsed. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Gridlock Games. Senator Martin Heinrich blocks a bipartisan bill aimed at curbing electricity costs from data centers, insisting tougher rules are needed and derailing a Republican win before midterms. (Washington Post)
- ๐บ๐ธ Name Drop. President Trump threatens demolition of the Kennedy Center unless his name is added, prompting a judge to require 30 daysโ notice before any such move. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Brick and Stall. August saw home-building activity slow down, with fewer housing starts signaling a market taking a breather. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Ticker Shock. The SEC opens the door to tokenized stock trading, setting the stage for round-the-clock markets while Congress sits this one out. (CNBC)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ท French Intelligence. Thales launches HexaForce, positioning itself as Europe’s answer to Palantir in the race for AI-driven military command systems. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ธ๐ช Model Behavior. Volvo Cars ๐ธ๐ช plans to launch 13 new models by 2030 and aims to more than double its profit margin to over 8 percent. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cloud Nine Figures. Salesforce ๐บ๐ธ sets its sights on $63B in annual revenue by 2030, aiming to outpace Wall Street’s more modest forecasts. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Think Tanked. Google and DeepMind unveil a new institute to air out disagreements on AGI, with essays already pushing for more transparency and tougher standards. (TechCrunch)
- ๐ฎ๐ณ Status Update. Meta faces the loss of its intermediary status India as the government demands tougher action on child safety following a BBC exposรฉ on Instagram ads. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Irony Deficiency. British Steel remains in public hands with no viable future mapped out, while watchdogs call Labourโs approach expensive and unsustainable. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Heat Gains. Next ๐ฌ๐ง raises its annual profit forecast for the fourth time this year, crediting a surprise sales boost from unseasonably warm weather. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Motor City Defense. General Motors ๐บ๐ธ will start producing parts for Lockheed Martin ๐บ๐ธ Patriot missiles as the scrambles to restock its depleted arsenal. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Label Fable. The FTC is being pressed by senators to examine if Amazon ๐บ๐ธ and Walmart ๐บ๐ธ chatbots obscure the truth about American-made products. (Wall Street Journal)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Vitruvian Partners ๐ฌ๐ง acquires Fever ๐ช๐ธ from Atresmedia ๐ช๐ธ for โฌ227M.
- Joe Lewis’ family ๐ฌ๐ง injects an additional $160M into Tottenham Hotspur FC ๐ฌ๐ง.
- Air France-KLM ๐ซ๐ท is willing to offer Portugal a stake as part of its bid for a 50% stake in nationalized flag carrier TAP Air Portugal ๐ต๐น.
- Hy24 ๐ซ๐ท and COFIDES ๐ช๐ธ to acquire a combined 29% stake in Moeve‘s ๐ช๐ธ Onuba renewable hydrogen project.
- Playtomic ๐ช๐ธ acquires TIMP ๐ช๐ธ, a SaaS platform for managing gyms, sports centers, and fitness and wellness businesses.
- Portuguese government ๐ต๐น short-lists six investors to submit non-binding offers for a 75% stake in Azores Airlines ๐ต๐น.
- Wide Media Group ๐ฌ๐ท acquires radio stations KISS FM ๐ฌ๐ท and REBEL FM ๐ฌ๐ท, along with the frequency formerly hosting LYRA FM ๐ฌ๐ท.
- Glencore ๐จ๐ญ and InfraVia Capital Partners ๐ซ๐ท are among suitors for a stake in Erametโs Argentine lithium operation ๐ฆ๐ท.
- Envestnet ๐บ๐ธ to acquire portfolio management technology firm Vestmark ๐บ๐ธ.
- Clearlake Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires Mark Walter and Todd Boehlyโs combined 25% stake in Chelsea FC ๐ฌ๐ง at a $6.7B valuation including debt.
- National Fuel Gas ๐บ๐ธ explores options for its integrated natural gas production business, valued at $5B.
- Starbucks ๐บ๐ธ considers selling a majority stake in its Japan business ๐ฏ๐ต at a $3B valuation.
- KKR ๐บ๐ธ emerges as the preferred bidder for Logoplaste ๐ต๐น, owned by Canada’s OTPP, at a potential $2B valuation.
- Advent ๐บ๐ธ, Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ, Cinven ๐ฌ๐ง, and KKR ๐บ๐ธ are weighing bids for German data center cooling systems maker Gรผntner ๐ฉ๐ช in a potential $1.2B sale.
- Sword Health ๐บ๐ธ acquires meditation and mental health app Headspace ๐บ๐ธ for $300M in cash.
- Sazerac ๐บ๐ธ is in talks to acquire German schnapps maker Berentzen-Gruppe ๐ฉ๐ช, valued at $40M.
- GFL Environmental ๐จ๐ฆ is open to a $18B take-private deal.
- Cohere ๐จ๐ฆ and Aleph Alpha ๐ฉ๐ช merge to form a $20B company.
- Brookfield ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Australian plumbing supplies company Reliance Worldwide ๐ฆ๐บ for $2.9B in an all-cash deal, representing a 32% premium.
- MMG ๐ฆ๐บ faces potential EU antitrust action over its planned acquisition of Anglo American ๐ฌ๐งโs Brazilian nickel business.
- Qatar Sports Investments ๐ถ๐ฆ acquires Belgian second-division football club KAS Eupen ๐ง๐ช.
- Fertitta Entertainment ๐บ๐ธ to merge with Caesars Entertainment ๐บ๐ธ in a roughly $5.7B deal. The FTC has requested additional information.
- GeoNova Capital ๐ฆ๐ช commits $10M as lead investor and corporate adviser to NovaGen Group ๐ณ๐ฑ following its proposed business combination with Veea ๐บ๐ธ.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ซ๐ท Green Light District. France’s AMF has approved the takeover of Clint Capital by Maresquier Partners, letting the deal proceed though the final price and closing date remain undisclosed. (Lebriefpatrimonial)
- ๐ต๐น Counsel Estate. Paul Weiss partner Neel Sachdev swaps legal briefs for blueprints as he develops an 11-villa project near Faro, turning his side hustle into a full-court press on the Algarve. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ EuroVision. The Scaleup Europe Fund eyes a stake in ElevenLabs ๐ฌ๐ง as the London voice AI firm chases a $500M raise and a louder European presence. (Sifted)
- ๐บ๐ธ Metric System. Anthropic unveils three new metrics to help AI companies track how fast their technology is advancing, just as CEO Dario Amodei urges a slowdown. (CNBC)
- ๐จ๐ญ Licence to Bill. Revolut ๐ฌ๐ง seeks a Swiss banking license and promises $182M in local investment, hoping to add a genuine Swiss stamp to its global ambitions. (Siliconrepublic)
Fundraising
- Crusoe ๐บ๐ธ (Data centers): $3.9B (Atreides Management, Mubadala Capital, Valor Equity Partners, Founders Fund, GIC, Nvidia, Qatar Investment Authority, Radical Ventures, TPG)
- Siguler Guff ๐บ๐ธ (Private equity): $3B
- Zipline ๐บ๐ธ (Mobility): $1B
- D-Robotics ๐ญ๐ฐ (Robotics): $400M
- barq ๐ธ๐ฆ (Fintech): $329.5M (Noon Investments, Sohar International Bank, M20 Fund)
- Impulse Space ๐บ๐ธ (Mobility): $308M (137 Ventures, BANNER VC, DFJ Growth, Linse Capital, Lux Capital, Valor Equity Partners)
- Anew Labs ๐จ๐ณ (Biotech): $290M (HSG, IDG Capital, GL Ventures, 5Y Capital)
- Fever ๐ช๐ธ (Entertainment): $250M (EQT)
- Ridgeline ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $250M (Dave Duffield)
- EnduroSat ๐ง๐ฌ (Spacetech): $205M (โฌ178M) (Riot Ventures, Atreides Management, European Innovation Council, Google Ventures, Founders Fund, House Capital, Lux Capital, Omnes Capital, Giant Ventures, Emphatic Capital, Endeavor Catalyst)
- Factory ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $200M (Blackstone, Khosla Ventures, Sequoia Capital, Insight Partners, Evantic Capital, Sound Ventures, NEA, Mantis VC, Clearlake, Nico Rosberg, Brad Gerstner, Marc Benioff)
- Fortell ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $163M (Founders Fund, Thrive Capital, Valor Equity Partners)
- Ayar Labs ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductors): $150M
- Arcee AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): At least $150M (Vista Equity Partners, Cambium Capital, Emergence Capital, AI10 Ventures, Hitachi, IAG, M12, P7, Wipro)
- Mazama Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $135M (Centaurus Capital, Doerr Capital, ConocoPhillips, Shell Ventures, Khosla Ventures, Gates Frontier, SiteGround Capital, H. Barton Asset Management, Jeffrey and Marieke Rothschild Foundation)
- CADDi ๐ฏ๐ต (AI): $114M (Moore Strategic Ventures, Coreline Ventures)
- Model ML ๐บ๐ธ (AI): Over $100M
- Ayan Capital ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): ยฃ75M (Triple Point)
- MIND ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $72M (Crosspoint Capital Partners, YL Ventures, Paladin Capital Group)
- Raindrop ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $50M (CRV, Lightspeed Venture Partners, Y Combinator, OpenAI researchers, Anthropic researchers, Thinking Machines researchers)
- Luzern Risk ๐บ๐ธ (Insurtech): $45M (Insight Partners, Trust Ventures, Caffeinated Capital)
- BackOps ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $42M (Insight Partners, Theory Ventures, Construct Capital, Gradient Ventures, 10VC)
- Noetive ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $41M (Eclipse, Craft Ventures, The Westly Group, Swish Ventures, Factory, Incite Ventures, Gigascale Capital, Operator Partners, Liquid 2 Ventures, Zach Frenkel)
- TypeSafe AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $40M (DCVC)
- Rune ๐บ๐ธ (Computing): $40M (Spark Capital)
- Comp AI ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $34M (Roo Capital, Grand Ventures)
- Adaptive ๐บ๐ธ (Proptech): $30M (Tidemark, Emergence Capital, Andreessen Horowitz, Pathlight, Definition, 3KVC)
- Footprint ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $25M (QED Investors, MUFG, Commerce Ventures, LightBank, Alumni Ventures, Index Ventures, Lerer Hippeau, BoxGroup, Operator Partners, Animal Capital)
- Kastle ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $24M (Insight Partners, Y Combinator, Commerce Ventures, Fifth Wall)
- Viabot ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $24M (Walden International, CDIB Capital Group, Stalwart Ventures, Baseline Ventures, Era Ventures, Morado Ventures, SOSV)
- Buywander ๐บ๐ธ (Marketplace): $21M (Madrona Venture Group, Inspired Capital)
- FIZE Medical ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $20M (Asahi Kasei Medical, Rapha Capital Management)
- Ryft ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): ยฃ20M (Gresham House Ventures, Pembroke VCT, Ingenii Capital)
- Polyphron ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $20M (Quiet Capital, Gradient, Haystack, Compound)
- Integral ๐ฉ๐ช (Fintech): โฌ18M (Mosaic Ventures, Reid Hoffman, Cherry Ventures, General Catalyst, Puzzle Ventures)
- Magentic ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): $18M (Felicis, Sequoia Capital, TheWestlyGroup)
- Ayble Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $16M (Neon, Unum Ventures, Upfront Ventures, M13, Cleveland Clinic Ventures, DigiTx, Accomplice)
- Hello Haven ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $15M (Mayfield)
- Treble ๐ฎ๐ธ (AI): โฌ15M (Paladin Capital Group, KOMPAS VC, Frumtak Ventures, European Innovation Council Fund)
- Tare (Fintech): $13.25M (Blockchain Capital)
- MicroLub ๐ฌ๐ง (Foodtech): $10M (Northern Gritstone, NPIF II – PXN Equity Finance, PXN Ventures)
- syte ๐ฉ๐ช (Proptech): โฌ9M (amberra, NRW.BANK, Schwarz Group, High-Tech Grรผnderfonds, vent.io, Vantage Value)
- Ferry Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $9M (Andreessen Horowitz (a16z), Index Ventures, Avid Ventures, Layout Ventures, SV Angel, Box Group, Asymmetric Capital, Jay Desai)
- Ravel ๐บ๐ธ (Recycling): $8.2M (One Small Planet, AP Ventures, Overlay Capital, Lichen Ventures, At One Ventures, Collateral Good, Betterway Ventures)
- Gaia Dynamics ๐บ๐ธ (Compliance): $7M (Corazon Capital, Lobby Capital, AI Fund, Zenda Capital)
- Creem ๐ช๐ช (Fintech): โฌ5M (Inovo VC, Practica Capital, Antler, Markus Villig, Timmu Tรตke, Kaspar Tiri, Adam Jafer, Fryd Wiatrowski)
- Notes.fm ๐บ๐ธ (Music): $5M (Zach Bryan, Benny Blanco, Tainy, Ari Emanuel, Julie Greenwald, Sam Hendel, Foundations, Mick Management, Twenty Ten Management, Triple 8, KMGMT, Good Boy, Mexican Summer, Breakaway)
- Expanse ๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ง (AI infrastructure): โฌ4.5M (Crane Venture Partners, PXN Ventures, AIP Seed, angel investors)
- Health Force ๐ช๐ธ (HealthTech): โฌ4.2M (LUMO Labs, Step Venture, Next Tier Ventures, Target Global, Calm/Storm)
- Eterna Regeneratives ๐ฌ๐ง (Biotech): $4M (Hoxton Ventures, The Venture Collective)
- boxd ๐ณ๐ฑ (AI): โฌ2M (BlueYard Capital, Antler, OVNI, s20, Script Capital, angel investors)
- Antfly ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $2M (Heavybit, 8-Bit Capital)
- Logibot ๐ง๐ช (Robotics): โฌ1.4M (BeamBerlin, RDY Ventures, PMV, BAN Business Angels)
- Nearby Computing ๐ช๐ธ (Cloud): โฌ1.4M (Sociedad Espaรฑola para la Transformaciรณn Tecnolรณgica)
Fund Watch
- Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ: $8B (renewables and digital infrastructure private credit fund, seeking to raise)
- Bain Capital Ventures ๐บ๐ธ: $1.6B (11th venture fund, AI-focused)
- May Mobility ๐บ๐ธ: $1.4B (merger with ACP Holdings Acquisition)
- Portage ๐จ๐ฆ: $600M (4th fintech fund)
- COFIDES ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ400M (Social Impact Fund, impact investment fund)
- Bpifrance ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ207M (InnoBio 3, 3rd biotech fund)
- Angelini Ventures ๐ฎ๐น: โฌ150M (co-investment facility with the European Investment Bank for European biotech, medtech and digital health startups)
- Brighteye Ventures ๐ฌ๐ง: $72M (1st close of 3rd fund, early-stage VC for education, work and human potential)
- Women TechEU ๐ช๐บ: โฌ12M (3rd grant program for female-led deep tech startups)
- 2050 ๐ซ๐ท: management takeover of Galion.exe, seed tech and AI fund
๐IPO
- Revolut ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): targeting dual listings in London and on Nasdaq, with no timeline disclosed.
- KNDS ๐ซ๐ท๐ฉ๐ช (Defense): may delay its IPO until next year, targeting a $15B valuation.
- RWE ๐ฉ๐ช (Energy): bought an additional 3% of M31, raising its Amprion stake to 58%.
- Plaud ๐บ๐ธ (Artificial Intelligence): plans to file for a U.S. IPO in 2028 after surpassing $1B in annual revenue.
- Holtec ๐บ๐ธ (Nuclear): suspended its $900M IPO amid concerns over the AI industry.
- Tata Sons ๐ฎ๐ณ (Conglomerate): plans to pursue a stock listing.
- National Stock Exchange of India ๐ฎ๐ณ (Exchanges): raised $2.4B an IPO priced at the top of the range.
๐งณ Debt
- Romania ๐ท๐ด: will scale back its $11.5B eurobond issuance plan amid political uncertainty.
- Crux AI ๐บ๐ธ: secured a $22B chip loan from a 10-bank group.
- Cedars-Sinai Health System ๐บ๐ธ: considering a $2B municipal bond sale.
- SoftBank ๐ฏ๐ต: Apollo is considering increasing its NAV loan from $5.4B to $9B.
- The Executive Centre ๐ญ๐ฐ: raised $585M in financing from Apollo.
- Leading U.S. car wash operator ๐บ๐ธ: secured a $25M senior credit facility.
โ Failures
- Ion Platform ๐ฎ๐น: cut over 20% of its workforce amid pressure from $11B in debt and rising financing costs.
- Trustly ๐ธ๐ช: the fintech is laying off 205 employees globally after reporting a SEK 534M loss in 2025.
- Pliva ๐ญ๐ท: denied reports that 100 IT employees in Croatia were laid off.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Dream Control. A new podcast episode explores lucid dreaming, where 23% of French adults claim to steer their dreams at least twice a month, no sleep guru required. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฎ๐น Glass Act. The Seguso family has kept Muranoโs glassmaking tradition alive for 630 years, resisting rising costs and cheap imitations with every new generation. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Grand Toe Auto. The ultra-detailed feet in the GTA VI trailer have become an unexpected fixation for fetishists, giving โattention to detailโ a whole new meaning. (Libรฉ)
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