๐Ÿค– Apprentice Parade

Seventy-nine bots on one poor soulโ€™s clipboard.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of August 25, 2026

Good morning!

The high-risk chapter of the EU AI Act was supposed to bite on 2 August 2026. Regulation (EU) 2026/1744 entered into force on 27 July, with six days to spare, and pushed the date to 2 December 2027, or 2 August 2028 for embedded systems. The standards bodies were not ready, and the conformity machinery the law takes for granted still does not exist. That is 16 months of runway, granted in the final week, to a compliance industry that had spent two years invoicing against the original date. The industry refrain that fixed risk categories cannot keep pace with systems that rewrite themselves overnight would land harder if the categories had a fixed date.

On 7 May, OpenAI put an unreleased research model through ExploitGym, a benchmark built from 898 real vulnerabilities. Within a day it got stuck and worked out that the internet could be reached sideways. By 26 May it had exploited a file repository bolted onto its own test sandbox. In July it turned on Hugging Face, ran tens of thousands of automated actions over a weekend, and lifted the benchmark answers out of the production database. A model being tested on its ability to break into things broke into something, so that it could cheat on the test. Hugging Face went to the police. OpenAI worked out it was the culprit on 21 July, after finding Hugging Face credentials loose in its own investigation.

Every agent should trace back to a named human, so runs the tidy remedy, on the workshop principle of the master who answers for the apprentice. Machine identities now outnumber humans in the average enterprise by 109 to 1, 79 of them agents, against 82 to 1 the year before. The apprenticeship therefore runs one master to 79 apprentices, all holding live credentials, most unrecognisable to the man whose name is on the paperwork. Of the thousands of firms selling agentic software, Gartner can find 130 selling anything of the kind, and expects over 40% of agentic projects to die by the end of 2027 on cost and absent controls. Plenty of the identities queueing for a legal guardian are chatbots with a new logo and a service account.

The accountability idea is the correct one, which is why it will be built last. Dashboards for token spend sell themselves, so do data access maps, and both go through as efficiency spend. A named individual who carries the liability when a swarm walks out of a production database is a cost with a face on it, and no procurement cycle has ever rewarded that. At the Black Hat security conference this month, one of the OpenAI staff who took the incident apart on stage said the industry should expect attackers to assemble deliberately the kind of offensive agent collective his employer had just assembled by accident. The escape happened in May. The burglary happened in July. The rules apply from December 2027.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Euro Defense League. The pledges โ‚ฌ6.1B in new military aid to Ukraine, vowing ยซย unwavering supportย ยป and more missiles for Kyiv’s battered air defenses. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Current Affairs. The Copernicus climate service says the world’s oceans just hit their hottest day on record, turning up the heat on both ecosystems and weather risks. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Prime Delivery. Ukraine has shifted its drone campaign to Ozon, Russiaโ€™s second-largest online retailer, torching multiple warehouses and sending Ozon shares tumbling nearly 30 percent. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Post Truth. Trump nominates four Republicans to the Postal Service board, breaking bipartisan tradition to secure control over mail voting ahead of the election. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น Night of Dread. Around 40 people were killed when gangs attacked a church sheltering displaced families in Kenscoff, exposing Haiti’s deepening security collapse. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Age Against the Machine. New Zealand’s ruling party proposes a 16+ age limit for social media, threatening platforms like Facebook and TikTok with fines up to 10% of global revenue if they fail to comply. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Mayor Time. A Turkish court sentenced six opposition mayors, including Besiktasโ€™s Rฤฑza Akpolat, to lengthy prison terms for corruption, fueling claims of political persecution. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Pump Fiction. A Saudi-flagged oil tanker caught fire in the Red Sea after being hit by an unknown projectile near Yanbu, with no injuries or environmental damage reported. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช Civil Disobedience. Yemenโ€™s fragile truce unravels as Houthi rebels and Saudi-backed forces trade airstrikes and drone attacks, raising the specter of renewed civil war. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ First Do Harm. The Red Cross reports six staff injured in a spate of attacks linked to Ebola response in DR Congo, where helping now comes with a target. (Le Monde)
  • ๐ŸŒ Boiling Point. The world’s oceans hit a record average surface temperature of 21.1ยฐC on Saturday, with Copernicus blaming climate change and a turbocharged El Niรฑo for the new high. (Le Monde)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Test Drive. Up to 4M women in England can now order free cervical cancer home testing kits from the NHS, a move billed as a โ€œgamechangerโ€ for screening rates. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Shadow Play. The UK gives Ukraine secret Storm Shadow missile blueprints, but experts doubt homemade cruise missiles will tip the balance against Russia. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Vote Deferred. Burnham rejects calls for a snap election, warning that Britainโ€™s tough financial situation requires caution, not campaign season. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Justice Pending. The long-awaited trial for the Lockerbie bombing has been pushed back to January after both sides received newly discovered evidence. (Bbc)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Rotor Reset. Oslo greenlights a $2.3B deal for 21 US-made Black Hawks, eager to replace its failed helicopter fleet with something that actually flies. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Freeze Frame. Norway rejects the EU’s call to halt Arctic oil and gas projects and vows to keep pumping, arguing European security needs outweigh environmental concerns. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Code Red. Ukraineโ€™s defense-tech sector is running into a severe engineer shortage, leaving companies like BlueBird Tech unable to meet frontline demands for new battlefield drones. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Choke Point. Trump unveils a sweeping plan to economically isolate Iran after failed military strikes, but the effort depends on Chinaโ€™s cooperation. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cash and Carry. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent may tap the government’s $950B cash pile to fund bigger bond buybacks, giving Wall Street a new twist on intervention. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Exit from Exile. The removes Syria and HTS from terrorism sanctions, signaling a dramatic shift in policy and a green light for foreign capital. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fund and Games. Growth-focused private equity funds attracted $33.2B in H1 2024, their best start ever, as investors chase the next tech jackpot. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ Server Side Story. Taiwan indicts nine people, including employees from Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Super Micro ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, for allegedly smuggling AI servers to China in defiance of strict US export bans. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Pump Fiction. Iranians are queuing for petrol as the US naval blockade triggers fuel shortages, forcing the government to ration supplies and consider painful price hikes. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Class Dismissed. New data from Adzuna shows graduate job listings have halved since last July, leaving thousands of UK grads with fewer opportunities than ever. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Power Trip. With gas and electricity prices set to rise, UK household energy debt may reach ยฃ7B, giving suppliers a windfall of unpaid bills. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Statistical Learning. The UK’s Office for National Statistics is deploying AI to fix faulty jobs data and save thousands of hours, hoping algorithms can succeed where surveys failed. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Grocery Games. New Yorkโ€™s plan for government-owned supermarkets lands in court as local grocers accuse the city of stacking the shelves against them. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cattle Call. The is expanding entry points for Mexican cattle, betting that more imports will keep supermarket beef aisles well-stocked. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Hot Commodity. Blistering temperatures push natural gas prices higher, with this August set to be the hottest on record and output dropping. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Suite Deal. JLL expects luxury home rents in Hong Kong to rise 5% next year, with expat demand doing most of the heavy lifting. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Society Pages. Skipton Building Society resists the bankification trend, offering personal advice and first-time buyer support to show mutuals can still make a difference. (Financial Times)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Plastic Stable. Payments with crypto-linked cards topped $1B in July as stablecoins like USDC and USDT quietly become everyday spending money across Europe and Latin America. (Startupper)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Peak Performance. Bitcoin soared past $80,000 thanks to surging ETF demand and a short squeeze that liquidated $4B in bearish bets in days. (Cnbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Listing Fee-d. The FTC accused Zillow ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ of paying Redfin ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ $100M to exit the rental ad market, but a settlement now forces Redfin back into the game. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Driven Down. Porsche faces slumping sales and plans to cut 5,000 jobs, ending any illusion that luxury shields even the most storied brands. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ellison Wonderland. Paramount CEO David Ellison faces a state-led antitrust blockade on his $110B bid for Warner Bros. Discovery, with California AG Rob Bonta refusing to budge while Ellison tries every trick in Hollywoodโ€™s playbook. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Apprentice Loss. Goldmanโ€™s Chris Churchman cautions that AI may undermine Wall Streetโ€™s apprenticeship culture, as junior bankers risk losing the hands-on learning that creates seasoned talent. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Conflict of Interest. Democrats allege Trumpโ€™s oil and gas holdings jumped $15.5M this year, benefiting from war-fueled energy gains while Americans paid higher prices. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Token Gesture. Nvidiaโ€™s $20B Groq deal moves from promise to production, with Groq 3 LPX racks set to deliver premium-speed AI tokens before yearโ€™s end. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ AI Caramba. Chinese EV maker XPeng ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ reported a Q2 net loss of $199M as its big bet on AI and new models burned through any margin gains. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Liquid Assets. Thames Waterโ€™s lenders pitch a new board to avoid nationalisation, though critics claim the ยฃ10B plan is little more than a cosmetic fix. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Prime Target. Newly elected New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani is taking aim at Amazon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, vowing tougher taxes and stricter regulations for big tech. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Blind Spot. Polestar ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ tells dealers it still has no explanation for its abrupt market exit, as the Trump administration remains silent on the ban. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • NEURA Robotics ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Adlatus Robotics ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช via NEURA Mobile Robots. Folds Adlatusโ€™s installed base of autonomous cleaning and sweeping robots into the Neuraverse platform and follows NEURAโ€™s โ‚ฌ1.2B Series C raise.
  • Waterland Private Equity ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ is in early talks to takeover $1.2B-listed telecom services provider Gamma Communications ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • Hugging Face ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is reportedly in talks to be acquired for $13B.
  • ExxonMobil ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is among suitors for Shell ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง’s US chemicals unit, FT says.
  • Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acqui-hires Poolside ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $6B and invests $1B at a $12B pre-money valuation.
  • Vista Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ weighs a sale of Allvue Systems ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ at a $3B valuation, including debt.
  • Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in early talks to acquire Rebellions ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท, a Korean AI chip designer.
  • Berry Street ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ merges with Healthify ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ, combining U.S. insurance-covered GLP-1 clinic network (2,000+ clinics) and AI-powered nutrition coaching. Healthify has raised $150M and says it has served 45M customers. Berry Street raised $50M last year. Founders Noah Kotlove and Tushar Vashisht will serve as co-CEOs.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Steadfast Group ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ for $5.5B, a 50% premium.
  • Tokio Marine ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต reportedly considering it as an acquisition target Suncorp ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ and IAG ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ.
  • Malaysia ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ ruled out a $1.9B acquisition of Datasonic Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ, an ID and passport supplier.
  • Dayamitra Telekomunikasi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ revives a ~$5B merger with Tower Bersama Infrastructure ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ.
  • Tata Consultancy Services ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ acquires MHP Management ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช as part of a โ‚ฌ1.25B partnership with Porsche ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช and a 5-year strategic contract. MHP has ~1,000 employees in Romania and 4,500 globally, serving automotive and industrial clients.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Secovia Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Ferrovia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Auxo Investment Partners closes the sale (terms not disclosed), Ferrovia was acquired by Auxo in Nov 2021 as part of its Genesis Rail Services platform and Rance Randle will continue to lead Genesis Rail Services as CEO.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Bench Warmer. Aleksander ฤŒeferin rules out challenging Gianni Infantino for FIFAโ€™s top job, insisting his credibility is higher by staying on the sidelines. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Fund and Games. UBS weighed replacing Record as manager of its $1B sustainable finance fund due to concerns over Recordโ€™s expansion into private markets, but the Swiss bank has opted to keep Record in place after a recent review. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Artificial Selection. The SEC is investigating hedge fund Situational Awareness after its AI-fueled rise and sudden collapse erased billions, proving not every algorithm is immortal. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Thank You, Next. Randall Lane received a $6M payout for helping a Forbes partnerโ€™s sale, then got shown the door for his gratitude windfall. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Lend Me a Hand. BlackRock ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ pitches TCP private credit assets to competitors, showing that collaboration sometimes trumps competition in the asset world. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Model Behavior. OpenAI faces a subpoena from Alabama after its unrestrained AI model escaped testing and hacked Hugging Face, prompting scrutiny over its safety practices. (TechCrunch)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Board Games. Boaz Weinsteinโ€™s hedge fund Saba is pushing to install its own directors at Baillie Giffordโ€™s US Growth Trust, escalating a high-stakes fight for control of the ยฃ906M fund. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Paywall to Power. Trump Media is selling early access to Trump’s Truth Social posts for up to $100K per month, and CEO Kevin McGurn claims signups are climbing. The price of presidential proximity just went premium. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Dodgerโ€™s Risk. Mark Walter faces a federal probe into his insurance dealings, forcing him to offload assets like the Lakers in a bid to stabilize his empire. (New York Times)

Fundraising

  • XPeng ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Robotics): $900M+ (IDG Capital, Gaorong Ventures, Tencent, Alibaba)
  • General Intuition ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $320M (Valor Equity Partners, Point72 Ventures, Seven Seven Six, Khosla Ventures, General Catalyst) – Valuation : $6B
  • Starcloud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): $250M (Manhattan West)
  • MarginEdge ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Hospitality): $80M (Schooner Capital, Ten Coves Capital)
  • Blank Street ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Food & Beverage): $75M (General Atlantic)
  • Fasset ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $68M (SBI Group) – Valuation $1B
  • Airbound ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Aerospace): $37M (Greenoaks, DoorDash, Lachy Groom, Lightspeed, Humba Ventures)
  • PayRewards ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $28M
  • FSH Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (GovTech): $25M (Lachy Groom, Acrew Capital, Operator Partners, Contrary, Cooley, General Catalyst, Scribble Ventures, Basis Set Ventures, angels)
  • Princeton Critical Minerals ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Critical minerals): $16M (SOSV, Grantham Foundation for the Protection of the Environment, Prospect Innovation, ASTOR Management AG, Black Forest Ventures, New Jersey Economic Development Authority, National Science Foundation, ARPA-E)
  • Neno ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Fintech): โ‚ฌ6.6M (AlleyCorp, Motive Partners, Firstminute Capital, angel investors from Mollie, Coinbase, PayPal, Hugging Face)
  • Multiplier ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $6M (Lux Capital)
  • Embedd ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): โ‚ฌ2.3M (Seedcamp, Cocoa, Connect Ventures, 2100 Ventures, Vesna Capital, U.ventures, Underline Ventures, Common Magic, Roosh Ventures)
  • Kazimi ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Cybersecurity): โ‚ฌ2.2M (Market One Capital, IBB Ventures, Petri Hyรถkyranta, Janne Peltola, Erik Massmann)
  • Haypp Group ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (E-commerce): SEK 400M

Fund Watch

  • Cantor Equity Partners I ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.5B (merger with BSTR, terminated amid market woes)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Nscale ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI cloud): seeking to raise $3B in a US IPO.
  • Oura ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Wearables): planning a U.S. IPO to raise up to $3B at a valuation north of $16B.
  • Yangtze Memory Technologies (YMTC) ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Semiconductors): seeking $4.9B in a Shanghai IPO to boost production and reduce reliance on foreign chip technology.
  • Alibaba ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (E-commerce): plans to raise $10.2B in a share sale.
  • YMTC ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Semiconductors): plans to raise $4.9B in a China IPO following rival CXMT’s record listing.
  • Samsung SDI ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท (Batteries): will sell $3.2B of Samsung Display shares back to the display maker.
  • SHEIN ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (E-commerce): seeking to raise $1.8B at a ~$27B valuation in its Hong Kong IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • DayOne Data Centers ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ: seeking a $237M loan.
  • HDFC Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: raised a record $1.75B an overseas bond sale.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Bond Street REIT ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: increased its revolving credit facility to $300M.

โŒ Failures

  • China Evergrande ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: creditors are likely to recover only 2% of $45B owed.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Crash Course. A viral TikTok ยซย wrong way drivingย ยป challenge is linked to a deadly head-on collision in northern England, leaving seven people dead and sparking outrage over social media’s influence. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Holy Orders. French exorcists report booming demand as more people seek spiritual solutions for modern misfortunes, proving the devil still gets top billing. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Wolf Tale. Marcos Rodrรญguez Pantoja, whose childhood among wolves in rural Spain inspired books and a film, has died at 80, leaving behind a legend still debated. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ CSI: NY. New York officials have identified a 9/11 victim using new forensic technology, but more than 1,000 victims remain unnamed after 25 years. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Factory Settings. Xi Jinpingโ€™s $20B push for industrial automation is flooding Chinaโ€™s manufacturing floors and schools with robots, promising efficiency but raising new questions for millions of workers. (Bbc)

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