๐ฆ The $217B Overdraft
When youโre rich enough, even your โfor saleโ sign gets cold feet.
A man whose idea of a share sale has historically been 25,000 at a time signed paperwork in June to unload 50M of them. By 12 September the plan was dead, not a share sold, and the explanation ran to zero words. Oracle stock had slid from $175 to about $150 in between, which turns a scheduled disposal into a confession. Larry Ellison is 82, sits on roughly $217B, owns close to 40% of the company he founded in 1977, and still cannot turn $7.5B of it into cash unnoticed.
Ellison family vehicles and RedBird have committed $46.6B of equity to the $110B takeover of Warner Bros Discovery, the father underwriting the son’s shopping a year after buying him Paramount. Oracle dividends bring the patriarch about $2B a year, so funding a commitment on that scale presses on the stock itself, and nearly a third of his stake already sits pledged against personal debt. 12 state attorneys general and Hollywood’s writers’ union then dragged the deal into a Californian courtroom, trial set for March, completion pushed as far out as June 2027, and every quarter of delay past 30 September costs roughly $650M in fees owed to the shareholders being bought out.
Oracle’s free cash flow at minus $23.7B, against minus $394M a year earlier, is the figure that governs the rest. Capital spending rose 162% to nearly $56B, paid for with $43B of fresh debt in a single year and some $40B more queued for this one, all of it building data centres against a $638B backlog that rests largely on a $300B five-year promise from OpenAI, a firm that loses money every time someone says hello to it. Mocking an octogenarian for changing his mind about $7.5B is cheap sport, and slightly unfair: a founder selling at scale is read as prophecy, whatever he intends to do with the proceeds.
One share price sets two things at once. It fixes what the pledged collateral is worth to the lenders already holding it, and what any fresh borrowing against the remaining stake can raise for a closing now pushed towards mid-2027. Reaching a newsroom from there requires no margin call at all. Cost savings of $6B have been promised to investors on the Warner deal, following the $2B promised on Paramount, which removed around 2,000 jobs including some 100 at CBS News. Equity that becomes harder to fund makes those savings more urgent rather than less, and they have to be found inside businesses whose function is to employ reporters. Whatever the court decides in March, the arithmetic reaches the newsroom before it reaches the lender.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ช๐ธ Garage Sale. Spanish police arrested two suspects in Ceuta for charging undocumented migrants โฌ30 a day to sleep on garage floors, turning desperation into profit. (Le Parisien)
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- ๐ฌ๐ง Royal Protocol. King Charles convenes top A.I. leaders at Dumfries House to urge caution on runaway technology, as industry giants debate whether progress should slow down for safetyโs sake. (New York Times)
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- ๐ฌ๐ง Prime Time. Andy Burnham will make his world stage debut by meeting Donald Trump at the UN general assembly, with Ukraineโs cause high on his agenda. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Stage Fright. After a chunk of ceiling falls, the Kennedy Center closes its doors, but Rep. Joyce Beatty’s lawyers say the board is defying a judicial block on closures. (New York Times)
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- ๐บ๐ธ Visa Versa. The Trump administration imposes visa restrictions on certain South Africans, citing alleged anti-white discrimination, escalating tensions with President Ramaphosaโs government. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Blacklisted. Congress votes to hold Leon Black in criminal contempt after he dodges subpoenas tied to the Epstein probe, inviting the Justice Department to test just how untouchable a billionaire can be. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Fuelโs Gold. Motorists face a 23% spike at the pump, driving UK inflation above 3% and leaving households bracing for more expensive commutes. (The Guardian)
- ๐ช๐บ Carney Crossing. Ursula von der Leyen pitches associate membership to Canada during her annual speech, giving Mark Carney a front-row seat to the proposal. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ Soft Landing. Eurozone industrial output dipped just 0.1% in July, outperforming gloomy forecasts and offering a rare moment of statistical optimism. (Boursier)
- ๐ช๐บ Ouzo Over Champagne. Greek government borrowing costs are now lower than France’s, as markets reward Athens for fiscal discipline and punish Paris for its deficit drift. (Startupper)
- ๐บ๐ธ Trading Places. Donald Trump threatens to halt all US-EU trade if Europe moves forward with plans to grant Canada an official associate status, calling the idea ยซย ridiculousย ยป and warning of heavy tariffs. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Gap Year. The Trump administration has blocked the IRS from releasing its annual estimate of unpaid taxes, leaving billions unaccounted for and the true tax gap a mystery. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Face Value. California now demands that any ad using AI-created actors must disclose it to viewers, giving consumers a peek behind the digital curtain. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fed Up. Chairman Kevin Warsh and the Federal Reserve lifted rates despite Trumpโs calls for cuts, putting inflation control above presidential pressure. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Mint Condition. The AI surge has minted a fresh crop of billionaires as obscure hardware and industrial suppliers cash in on the gold rush sparked by ChatGPT. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Fuel for Thought. Policymakers at the Bank of Canada say persistent high fuel costs could force a rate hike if inflation spreads beyond energy. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ป๐ช Crude Awakening. Trump confidant Harold Hamm announces Continental Resources ๐บ๐ธ will start drilling in Venezuela, as US oil giants line up for a piece of Maduroโs reserves. (New York Times)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Franc Exchange. The Swiss franc and Swedish krona are stepping in as the yenโs appeal fades for carry traders seeking cheaper funding currencies. (Japantimes)
- ๐ Barrel Proof. A wave of drone strikes and pipeline shutdowns in Saudi Arabia has pushed oil above $108 a barrel, fueling inflation and economic jitters worldwide. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Rate Expectations. The Bank of England is widely expected to keep interest rates at 3.75% despite rising inflation and pressure from global energy shocks. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Strike It Rich. Englandโs schools receive a surprise ยฃ500M funding boost for teacher pay, just as unions prepare to vote on industrial action. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Drawn Out. The Energy Information Administration reports a third straight week of crude stockpile declines, but the 640K barrel draw underwhelms market forecasts. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฉ๐ช Flat Out. Berlin’s regional election is shaped by a housing crisis and the surge of the far-right AfD, with the left hoping to lead for the first time. (El Pais)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Study in Debt. With rents at private halls topping ยฃ1,000 per month, UK students are forced to juggle jobs and studies or risk falling behind. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Watt’s the Damage. Scotland mandates that new datacentres above 50MW must pass environmental checks, but resists calls for a total construction freeze amid AI-driven demand. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ House Arrest. With 30-year mortgage rates nearing 7%, home purchase applications fell 19% from last year, locking many would-be buyers out of the market. (CNBC)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Home Stretch. Canadaโs housing starts edged down 0.1% in August to 229,046 units, falling short of market expectations and signaling a cooling property market. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ On-chain
- ๐ฉ๐ช Key Management. Deutsche Bank ๐ฉ๐ช will launch a digital asset custody service for institutional clients this year, handling wallets and private keys so clients do not have to. (FinExtra)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bench Money. LeBron James scores a $15M annual deal with Polymarket ๐บ๐ธ, making his NBA paycheck look like pocket change in comparison. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Custody Sync. Aave proposes letting institutions borrow stablecoins while keeping their collateral with Anchorage, using Chainlink to bridge traditional finance and DeFi without moving assets on-chain. (Cryptoast)
- ๐จ๐ณ Whale Watching. Binance ๐จ๐ณ now lets individuals with $1M in assets join Capital Connect, luring wealthy investors away from Wall Street with a taste of cryptoโs portfolio playground. (CNBC)
- ๐ Coin Overlords. There are now more than 135,000 people worldwide holding at least $1M in crypto, with 23 crypto billionaires at the top of the digital pyramid. (Boursier)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ฎ Fit to Print. Oura is seeking a $16B valuation for its upcoming IPO, but investors may need more than celebrity endorsements to believe the hype. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Space Invaders. The European Commission signals approval for the mega-merger of Airbus ๐ช๐บ, Thales ๐ซ๐ท, and Leonardo ๐ฎ๐น, betting that bigger satellites mean global competitiveness. (Les Echos)
- ๐บ๐ธ Spectacular Vision. Snap ๐บ๐ธ is teaming up with Nvidia, AWS, and Salesforce to push its AR glasses into the enterprise world, hoping businesses see what consumers never did. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Memory Lane. Intel ๐บ๐ธ and SK Hynix ๐ฐ๐ท shares jumped after reports they are in talks to manufacture SK Hynix memory chips in the for the first time, sending investors on a nostalgia trip for American chipmaking. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Speech in Motion. Google introduces Gemini 3.8 Live and Extended Thinking, AI agents designed to minimize lag and juggle multiple tasks while holding a seamless voice chat. (Webrazzi)
- ๐บ๐ธ Eyes Wide Shut. Meta will introduce Luna, camera-free smart glasses designed to look more traditional and sidestep surveillance fears, with shipments expected in October. (Webrazzi)
- ๐บ๐ธ Code Redmond. Microsoft ๐บ๐ธ unveils a draft AI code of conduct that insists humans must always be able to shut off its models, no matter how advanced. (Il Sole 24 Ore)
- ๐ป๐ช Crude Awakening. ExxonMobil ๐บ๐ธ is close to a preliminary deal to invest in Venezuelaโs oil fields, marking a possible return after nearly 20 years away. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Desk Resistance. Barclays staff push back against new office mandates, with thousands urging the bank to rethink its three-day minimum and offer a commute subsidy. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Full Throttle Family. McLaren is spending โฌ583M to build a new UK plant and create its first SUV, aiming to lure luxury buyers who want both speed and space. (Boursier)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Liquid Assets. UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham is considering taking Thames Water into state control while also weighing a plan to boost mayoral oversight of the struggling utility. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Wattโs the Deal. Amazon gets the green light to purchase $340M in Generac ๐บ๐ธ shares as part of a supply pact, instantly electrifying Generacโs stock price. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Prime Numbers. Amazon ๐บ๐ธ raises its minimum wage for operations workers by $1 to $20 per hour, touting benefits and discounts as part of the package. (TechCrunch)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- GSK ๐ฌ๐ง acquires a TCE cancer drug from Chimagen Biosciences ๐จ๐ณ for $750M.
- Air France-KLM ๐ซ๐ท is considering offering Portugal a stake in the group as part of its bid to acquire up to 49.9% of TAP Air Portugal ๐ต๐น, competing with Lufthansa ๐ฉ๐ช.
- Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale ๐ซ๐ท acquires Alticeโs 50% stake in fiber-optic joint venture OXG Glasfaser Beteiligungs-GmbH ๐ฉ๐ช, leaving Vodafone without up to โฌ1.1B in potential payments.
- Infineon Technologies ๐ฉ๐ช sells its NOR Flash and F-RAM memory businesses to Winbond Electronics ๐น๐ผ for $1.12B in cash, with closing expected in H2 2027.
- JP Kraemer ๐ฉ๐ช acquires the JP World company site ๐ฉ๐ช for โฌ12M.
- Prada ๐ฎ๐น is not considering a bid for rival Armani ๐ฎ๐น, whose founderโs estate is preparing to sell a 15% stake.
- Monte dei Paschi di Siena ๐ฎ๐น makes a takeover offer for Banco BPM ๐ฎ๐น, while Banco BPM ends merger talks with the Italian lender.
- Mevis ๐ฎ๐น and ZZ Tech ๐จ๐ณ form a 51/49 joint venture for structural battery-cell components, with production planned in Slovakia from late 2027 or early 2028.
- a3Satel ๐ช๐ธ acquires Agrisoft ๐ช๐ธ, a provider of payroll and labor-management software.
- Wooclap ๐ง๐ช acquires British education technology company Vevox ๐ฌ๐ง following a โฌ25M funding round last year.
- Anheuser-Busch InBev ๐ง๐ช upgraded to Buy from Hold by Deutsche Bank.
- EQT ๐ธ๐ช and NBIM ๐ณ๐ด launch a joint bid for Acciona Energรญa ๐ช๐ธ, valued at $13.7B including debt. Ardian ๐ซ๐ท is also exploring a bid.
- Essity ๐ธ๐ช is preparing to launch a potential $3B sale of its consumer tissue business after activist investor Cevian Capital ๐ธ๐ช took a minority stake.
- Glencore ๐จ๐ญ is among bidders for a minority stake in Erametโs lithium operation ๐ซ๐ท in Argentina.
- Swarmer ๐บ๐ฆ acquires UGV maker Ratel Robotics ๐บ๐ฆ in a $225M cash-and-stock deal.
- Clearlake Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires the remaining stakes in Chelsea Football Club ๐ฌ๐ง from Mark Walter and Todd Boehly, gaining full control.
- SpaceX ๐บ๐ธ and Tesla ๐บ๐ธ: Elon Musk teased a potential $3.5T merger.
- Healthcare RCM firm Waystar ๐บ๐ธ is exploring a sale, with a $5B market capitalization.
- Moodyโs ๐บ๐ธ acquired a minority stake in Philippine Rating Services Corp. ๐ต๐ญ.
- KKR ๐บ๐ธ is the preferred bidder to acquire Portuguese packaging maker Logoplaste ๐ต๐น. Exclusive talks are ongoing.
- Endra ๐บ๐ธ acquires Swiss AI research company Planlabs ๐จ๐ญ and launches its Power Studio platform for electrical engineering.
- Hang Ten Systems ๐บ๐ธ raises an additional $53M in seed funding, bringing its total funding to $85M.
- Starbucks ๐บ๐ธ is considering selling a majority stake in its Japan business ๐ฏ๐ต, potentially valuing the unit at around $3B.
- Brookfield Asset Management ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Reliance Worldwide ๐ฆ๐บ for $2.9B.
- Brookfield ๐จ๐ฆ is nearing a recapitalization of UK holiday park operator Center Parcs ๐ฌ๐ง from Australian Retirement Trust and Mercer Super at a $6B valuation.
- Forthlane Partners ๐จ๐ฆ acquires June ๐จ๐ฆ, creating a wealth management platform with more than $2B in assets under management.
- Avenrock Energy ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Alberta oil and gas producer Parallax ๐จ๐ฆ for approximately $1B.
- Birch Hill Equity Partners ๐จ๐ฆ’s Harbour Air ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Pacific Coastal Airlines ๐จ๐ฆ. The airlines will retain separate brands and operate a combined fleet of 59 aircraft.
- Aby Lijtszain Chernizkyโs family vehicle ๐ฒ๐ฝ plans to launch a tender offer for Grupo Traxion ๐ฒ๐ฝ at a 20% premium.
- FountainVest ๐จ๐ณ and HSG ๐จ๐ณ are considering acquiring Italian sports safety gear maker Alpinestars ๐ฎ๐น, valued at $1.2B.
- SAIC Motor ๐จ๐ณ, General Motors China ๐จ๐ณ and Guangxi Automobile Group ๐จ๐ณ’s joint venture SAIC-GM-Wuling ๐จ๐ณ unveils the six-seater Darion electric taxi, set to launch in Hong Kong next month.
- Grab ๐ธ๐ฌ to acquire Atome Financial ๐ธ๐ฌ for $1.49B in cash for an initial 60% stake, followed by the remaining 40% approximately two years later.
- Vodacom ๐ฟ๐ฆ’s $1.9B acquisition of a 15% stake in Safaricom ๐ฐ๐ช is invalidated by Kenya’s High Court.
- Verlinvest ๐ง๐ช invests in home-swapping platform HomeExchange ๐ซ๐ท. Ternel ๐ซ๐ท reinvests while ISAI ๐ซ๐ท exits.
- H.I.G. Capital ๐บ๐ธ combines Action Elevator Company ๐บ๐ธ and All City Elevator ๐บ๐ธ to form EverRise Lift Group, an elevator installation, maintenance, repair, and modernization platform.
- Bertram Capital ๐บ๐ธ invests in STARC Systems ๐บ๐ธ, a manufacturer of reusable temporary containment wall systems.
- RLH Equity Partners ๐บ๐ธ invests in Climb ๐บ๐ธ, a Databricks-native data and AI consultancy.
- Barndoor AI ๐บ๐ธ acquires Diaphora ๐บ๐ธ, the startup behind open-source AI workflow engine Frags.
- CGF Holdings ๐บ๐ธ makes a strategic investment in MediPro Direct ๐บ๐ธ, a mobile diagnostics services provider.
- Emerald Square Ventures ๐บ๐ธ makes a majority investment in clinical research services provider H Clinical ๐บ๐ธ.
- Niobrara Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires managed IT services provider MSP Corp ๐จ๐ฆ.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฌ๐ง Phish and Chips. British fintech Revolut ๐ฌ๐ง admits hackers tricked staff into leaking customer data by posing as a government agency, though it insists no client funds were touched. (France Info)
- ๐บ๐ธ Tabula Rasa. Anthropic merges its Claude chat and Cowork tabs into a single interface, aiming to end user confusion and let the AI handle the routing. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Sea Change. Clean tech startup Fluxnium claims it can extract uranium from seawater, unlocking enough nuclear fuel for 50,000 years and raising $7M to prove it. (TechCrunch)
- ๐จ๐ญ Swiss Rollout. Revolut ๐ฌ๐ง has applied for a full Swiss banking license and pledged a 150M CHF investment, aiming to become a true local bank for its 1.3M Swiss customers. (Startupper)
Fundraising
- Jupiter Power ๐บ๐ธ (Energy storage): $1.4B (HSBC, SMBC, AB CarVal, Nuveen, Barclays, HSBC Securities, ING Capital, Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale, MUFG)
- Temporal ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $550M (Lightspeed, Wellington Management, Growth Equity at Goldman Sachs Alternatives, Tiger Global, T. Rowe Price, SV Angel, a16z, Sequoia, Index, GIC, Sapphire Ventures, Amplify)
- barq ๐ธ๐ฆ (Fintech): $330M
- Anew Labs ๐จ๐ณ (Healthcare): $290M (HSG)
- Tabby ๐ธ๐ฆ (Fintech): $233M (Blue Pool Capital, HSG, Wellington Management, Arbor Ventures)
- Euclyd ๐ณ๐ฑ (Semiconductors): $230M (Samsung Electronics, Somerset Capital Partners, EU’s Scaleup Europe Fund, Innovation Industries)
- Cornelis ๐บ๐ธ (AI infrastructure): $205M (IAG Capital Partners)
- EnduroSat ๐ง๐ฌ (Space): $205M (Riot Ventures, Atreides Management, European Innovation Council, Google Ventures, Founders Fund, House Capital, Lux Capital, Omnes Capital, Giant Ventures, Emphatic Capital, Endeavor Catalyst)
- Factory ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $200M (Blackstone, Khosla Ventures, Sequoia Capital, Insight Partners, Evantic Capital, Sound Ventures, NEA, Mantis VC, Clearlake, Nico Rosberg, Brad Gerstner, Marc Benioff)
- Profound ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $180M (Sequoia Capital, Kleiner Perkins, Lightspeed Venture Partners, Khosla Ventures, Saga Ventures, Evantic, South Park Commons)
- Wonder ๐บ๐ธ (Foodtech): $125M (DoorDash)
- Sling Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $123M (Forbion, TPG Life Sciences Innovations, Sectoral Asset Management)
- CADDi ๐ฏ๐ต (Manufacturing): $114M (Moore Strategic Ventures, Coreline Ventures)
- Kaiko ๐ซ๐ท (Blockchain): $110M (Traditional financial investors)
- Thatch ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $108M (The General Partnership, Index Ventures, General Catalyst, Andreessen Horowitz, ADP Ventures, Paychex, Eli Lilly and Company, Scale Venture Partners, QuantumLight, SemperVirens, Quiet Capital, Avid Ventures)
- Circle Pharma ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $92.5M (The Column Group, Nextech Invest, RA Capital Management, Euclidean Capital, Eli Lilly and Company)
- Samson Sky ๐บ๐ธ (Automotive): $80M (Matin Group)
- Brighteye Ventures ๐ฌ๐ง (Edtech): $72M (Lumina Foundation, Zanichelli, PI Impact, European Investment Fund, Jacobs Foundation, European family offices)
- Hang Ten Systems ๐บ๐ธ (Technology): $53M (Xora, Mayfield, Aramco Ventures)
- Polaris Electro-Optics ๐บ๐ธ (Optics): $50M (Walden Catalyst Ventures, Socratic Partners, Cambium Capital, Knollwood, Hudson River Trading, Koch Disruptive Technologies, M Ventures, Rhapsody Venture Partners, Buff Gold Ventures, Blue Sky Capital)
- Apex Intelligence ๐จ๐ณ (AI): Nearly US$50M (IDG Capital, LinkX Capital, XtalPi, Decent Capital, SEE Fund, Monad Ventures, Winsoul Capital, Zhongguancun Science City Fund, SCGC, Shanghai Engine Fund)
- RegCell ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $44M (Playground Global, Global Brain, Mitsui Chemicals, LG Technology Ventures, Alumni Ventures, Medical Incubator Japan, Fast Track Initiative, UTEC, Osaka University Venture Capital, Kyoto iCAP)
- BackOps ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $42M (Insight Partners, Theory Ventures, Construct Capital, Gradient Ventures, 10VC)
- Noetive ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $41M (Eclipse, Craft Ventures, The Westly Group, Swish Ventures, Factory, Incite Ventures, Gigascale Capital, Operator Partners, Liquid 2 Ventures, Zach Frenkel, Andrew โBozโ Bosworth, Ahmad Al-Dahle, Matt Rogers, Mike Schroepfer, Dean Leitersdorf, Moshe Shalev, Orian Leitersdorf, Yaser Sheikh, Boris Sofman)
- Evvy ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $40M (Catalio Capital Management)
- Jack & Jill (AI): $40M (Air Street Capital)
- AIUC ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $40M (Ribbit Capital, First Harmonic)
- TeRAM (AI): $37M (Primary Venture Partners, B Capital, Hyperion, SemiAnalysis Capital)
- ReEmerge ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $37M (U.S. Venture Partners, Santรฉ, Oxford Science Enterprises, 415 Capital, IAG Capital Partners, The Vertical Group, Dendrion Ventures)
- Limetax ๐ฉ๐ช (Accounting): โฌ36M (Motive Partners, Activant Capital, Heliad, Ante Spittler, Christian Lindner)
- Implicity ๐ซ๐ท (Healthcare): โฌ35M (IRIS, Five Arrows)
- Branch Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $33M (Piva Capital, Clean Energy Ventures, Active Impact Investments, Whitecap Venture Partners, Prelude Ventures, Zero Infinity Partners, Inovia Capital)
- Planted ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $31.8M (Piva Capital, RA Capital Management Planetary Health, Breakthrough Energy Ventures, Gigascale Capital, Google, Khosla Ventures)
- Arlequin AI ๐ซ๐ท (AI): โฌ28M (redalpine, OTB Ventures, Bpifranceโs Defense Innovation Fund)
- iGii ๐ฌ๐ง (Advanced materials): โฌ26.49M (Scottish National Investment Bank, PXN)
- Footprint ๐บ๐ธ (Compliance): $25M (QED Investors, MUFG, Commerce Ventures, LightBank, Alumni Ventures, Index Ventures, Lerer Hippeau, BoxGroup, Operator Partners, Animal Capital)
- Viabot ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $24M (Walden International)
- Buywander ๐บ๐ธ (Marketplace): $21M (Madrona Venture Group, Inspired Capital)
- Veridion ๐ท๐ด (AI): $20M (Hoxton Ventures, Underline Ventures, OTB Ventures, Gapminder, Day One Capital, LAUNCHub)
- Fin.com ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $20M (Expa, Garrett Camp, Coinbase Ventures, Tenet Fund, Figure founders, Bam Azizi, Second Sight Ventures, sovereign and royal family offices)
- Nomos ๐ฉ๐ช (Energy): โฌ20M (Index Ventures, Markus Villig, Daniel Dines, Tomas Okmanas)
- Hackuity ๐ซ๐ท (Cybersecurity): $19M (Forgepoint Capital International, Bright Pixel, Seventure Partners, Bpifrance Deeptech Venture)
- Integral ๐ฉ๐ช (Fintech): โฌ18M (Mosaic Ventures, Reid Hoffman, Cherry Ventures, General Catalyst, Puzzle Ventures)
- Treble ๐ฎ๐ธ (AI): $18M (Paladin Capital Group, KOMPAS VC, Frumtak Ventures, EIC, Omega ehf)
- Ayble Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $16M (Neon, Unum Ventures, Upfront Ventures, M13, Cleveland Clinic Ventures, DigiTx, Accomplice)
- Liquid Compute ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $15M (FirstMark, Chemistry, K8 Capital, Night Capital, TrueBridge, Brainchild Holdings, UFO Holdings, Dmitry Balyasny)
- Nara Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $14M (Khosla Ventures, Long Journey Ventures, Superior Studios)
- G5 Labs ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $14M (Pillar VC, Battery Ventures, Omega Venture Partners, Encoded Ventures)
- Tare ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $13.25M (Blockchain Capital, Strobe Ventures, Janus Henderson, Apollo Global Management, The Venture Dept, Neoclassic Capital, Avalanche Foundation)
- ETFBook ๐จ๐ญ (Fintech): $13M (Expedition Growth Capital, BlackFin Capital Partners)
- 011H Sustainable Construction ๐ช๐ธ (Construction): Up to โฌ12M (AXIS)
- Complir ๐ฉ๐ฐ (Compliance): $11M (General Catalyst)
- Zero ๐ซ๐ฎ (AI): $10.3M (Primary Venture Partners, Inception Fund, Defiant, Greens, Fabian Hedin, Ilkka Paananen, Peter Sarlin, Langdock founders, Depict founders)
- Velocity ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $10M (Visa Ventures, Circle Ventures, Ripple, Haun Ventures, Translink Capital, Mirana Ventures)
- Finloop ๐ญ๐ฐ (Wealthtech): More than $10M (HSBC, People’s Capital)
- Nix Biosensors ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $10M (Shorewind Capital, Great Oaks Venture Capital, White Road Investments, Anne Wojcicki, Len Blavatnik, owners of the St. Louis Blues, Boston Celtics, Baltimore Orioles, Boston Legacy FC, and Texas Rangers)
- Delos ๐ซ๐ท (AI): โฌ10M (Bpifrance, C4 Ventures, Founders Future)
- Ferry Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $9M (Andreessen Horowitz, Index Ventures, Avid Ventures, Layout Ventures, SV Angel, Box Group, Asymmetric Capital, Jay Desai, founders of Grow Therapy, Hex, and Chapter)
- BATTIA ๐ช๐ธ (Recycling): โฌ8M
- Rapta ๐บ๐ธ (Manufacturing): $8M (Voyager Capital, Access Venture Partners, DeepWork Capital, LongKnife, Elevate Capital, Ringbolt Capital, Portland Seed Fund, BVC)
- Gaia Dynamics ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $7M (Corazon Capital, Lobby Capital, AI Fund, Zenda Capital)
- Enigmata ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $6.5M (Blockchange Ventures)
- Biorsaf ๐ฎ๐น (RegTech): โฌ5.2M
- Kairon Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $5M (Flare Capital Partners, Tau Ventures, Lightbank, General Advance, Pave Health Ventures)
- Ed.ai ๐ซ๐ท (Edtech): โฌ5M (Bpifrance, La Poste Ventures, 50 Partners)
- IVEX ๐ง๐ช (Automotive): โฌ5M (The Faktory, Dedicated.lu, private investors)
- Aristotle ๐บ๐ธ (Edtech): $5M (True Ventures, Wicklow Capital, angel investors)
- Unknown ๐ธ๐ช (Energy storage): $4.6M
- Eve Security ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $4.5M (Run Ventures, Dreamit Ventures, Blu Ventures, LiveOak Ventures)
- Opio ๐ซ๐ท (AI): โฌ4M (Frst, Seedcamp, GFC)
- Decimal AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $4M (Khosla Ventures, Kearny Jackson, Atlassian Ventures, Weekend Fund)
- Fryte Mobility ๐ฉ๐ช (Mobility): โฌ3.5M (4impact capital, Rethink Ventures, Revent, F-LOG, Accilium Ventures, business angels)
- Grubel ๐ฉ๐ช (Legaltech): โฌ3M (Point Nine, Jeff Dean, Chris Rรฉ)
- Quartz ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): ยฃ2.75M (Daphni, Outward VC, K Fund, Philippe Gelis, Gilles BianRosa)
- Depotcharge ๐ฉ๐ช (Mobility): โฌ2.7M (High-Tech Grรผnderfonds, xdeck Ventures, Kopa Ventures, Prequel Ventures, business angels)
- Orbits ๐จ๐ฆ (AI): $2.6M (Andreessen Horowitz Speedrun, N49P, Garage Capital, angel investors)
- Bynario ๐ฎ๐น (Cybersecurity): โฌ2.1M (360 Capital Partners, PranaVentures)
- EnforceShield ๐ฑ๐น (Legal tech): โฌ1.7M (Vendep Capital, FIRSTPICK VC)
- AcademyAI ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ1.65M (Nexus Family Office, Panthera Family Office)
- AcouBatt ๐ฌ๐ง (Battery technology): ยฃ1.1M (Creator Fund, Ada Ventures)
- OriginalVoices ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ1M (Iona Star)
Fund Watch
- Goldman Sachs ๐บ๐ธ: $11.7B (LBO flagship fund, Asia and co-investment vehicles)
- PSG Equity ๐บ๐ธ: โฌ4.4B (third European growth equity fund, hard cap reached)
- Bain Capital Ventures ๐บ๐ธ: $1.6B (Fund XI, early-stage venture fund focused on AI infrastructure, physical AI, security and services)
- Hines and Rialto Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $1.1B (office credit fund)
- Radical Ventures ๐จ๐ฆ: $1B (Breakouts Fund, AI growth-stage fund, $4B target)
- Portage ๐จ๐ฆ: $600M (4th fintech venture fund)
- Crane Venture Partners ๐ฌ๐ง: $484M (four venture funds: Crane III, APAC I, US I and Opportunity Fund I)
- Matter Venture Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $450M (Fund II, early-stage HardTech venture fund)
- Adagia Partners ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ425M (2nd LBO fund, โฌ850M target, first closing)
- Lincoln Avenue Communities ๐บ๐ธ: ~$260M (Wilshire Core Plus Housing Impact Fund, affordable housing fund)
- Artemis Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $254M (4th industrial tech-focused PE fund)
- Brightshore Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $250M (debut real estate credit fund)
- BlueOrchard ๐จ๐ญ: $250M (climate fund for emerging markets)
- Ciena ๐บ๐ธ: $200M (VC fund for next-gen networking startups)
- S2G Investments ๐บ๐ธ: $50M (commitment to Kanin Energy, industrial waste-heat-to-power projects)
- Nordic Foodtech VC ๐ซ๐ฎ: โฌ30M (Fund II, early-stage AgriTech fund, โฌ80M target)
๐IPO
- Vue ๐ฌ๐ง (Entertainment): exploring a London IPO at a valuation of up to ยฃ1.5B.
- Syngenta ๐จ๐ญ (Agribusiness): confidentially filed for a potential $5B Hong Kong IPO.
- Altera ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductors): confidentially filed for a potential $2B IPO.
- May Mobility ๐บ๐ธ (Mobility): raising over $300M in a SPAC deal at a $1.4B valuation.
- Holtec International ๐บ๐ธ (Nuclear): suspended its planned $900M IPO amid a market downturn in AI and nuclear stocks.
- OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ (Artificial Intelligence): exploring a private funding round valuing it at nearly $1.2T ahead of a potential IPO.
- Biren Technology ๐จ๐ณ (Semiconductors): weighing another $1B share sale.
- SB Energy ๐ฏ๐ต (Data Centers): targeting $500M in the Japanese portion of its planned US IPO.
- Eclat Health Solutions ๐ฎ๐ณ (Healthcare): considering a $300M Indian IPO.
- Haymaker Acquisition Corp V ๐บ๐ธ (Blank-check): priced a $250M IPO of units to fund a future business combination.
๐งณ Debt
- Publicis Groupe ๐ซ๐ท: raised โฌ500M in bonds maturing in 2030 to fund its LiveRamp acquisition.
- Truist ๐บ๐ธ: will sell $5.5B of auto loans as it exits near-prime auto lending.
- World Bank ๐บ๐ธ: priced a $3B bond from an $8B order book.
- CDW ๐บ๐ธ: selling $1.5B of senior notes.
- Republic of Panama ๐ต๐ฆ: secured a $1.0B senior loan from Bladex.
- The Executive Centre (TEC) ๐ญ๐ฐ: secured $585M in financing from Apollo Global Management ๐บ๐ธ.
- Vietnam ๐ป๐ณ: considering its first sovereign dollar bond sale since 2014, potentially raising $1B.
- USD.AI ๐บ๐ธ: secured a $40M stablecoin-based revolving debt facility from K3 Capital.
- Lioness ๐บ๐ธ: secured a $1M asset-based credit line, expandable to $5M, from JPalmer Collective.
โ Failures
- Biscuit International ๐ซ๐ท: $800M in term loans are trading at 66ยข just three months after a debt restructuring.
- Life ๐ธ๐ช: the Swedish health and wellness retail chain has filed for bankruptcy again.
- Ridely ๐ธ๐ช: the horse-tech company filed for bankruptcy after reporting SEK 3M in revenue and a SEK 3.6M loss, despite raising nearly SEK 50M.
- Wexthuset ๐ธ๐ช: the green e-commerce retailer filed for bankruptcy after revenue fell to SEK 27.6M and it posted a SEK 1.5M loss in 2025.
- Oracle ๐บ๐ธ: after previously cutting roughly 21,000 jobs, the company announced further layoffs while investing billions in AI.
- Pulley ๐บ๐ธ: after raising over $50M, the cap table management platform is shutting down on December 8 and transferring customers to Carta.
- CoinEx ๐ญ๐ฐ: the crypto exchange is shutting down on December 22, citing security and compliance risks.
- Reach ๐ฌ๐ง: the Mirror and Express publisher will cut 220 editorial jobs as online traffic declines and readers turn to AI summaries.
- Entain ๐ฌ๐ง: the Ladbrokes owner is preparing to cut 400 customer care jobs despite reporting better-than-expected first-half profits.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Fashion Weak. Kim Kardashian gets โฌ1 in damages for her infamous Paris Fashion Week robbery, as the French court delivers justice with a side of irony. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Swift Justice. Travis Kelce, NFL star and Taylor Swiftโs husband, was named as a victim in a $35M Ponzi scheme run by Swiftarc Capitalโs cofounder, who just received 11 years in prison and a $31M restitution order. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Dancing Letters. Cat Frazier, whose vibrant GIFs on AnimatedText revived the playful chaos of early web design, has passed away at age 35. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Post Truth. AI-generated content floods LinkedIn, driving demand for human ghostwriters who now charge hundreds per post to restore a sense of authenticity. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Of Mice and Men. Researchers at Stanford have transplanted human cerebral tissue into mouse brains, opening a new frontier for studying human brain development and disease. (Financial Times)
- ๐ง๐ด Drawn Out. Bolivia and Paraguay officially settled their border after nearly a century of technical wrangling, making them the only South American neighbors with a fully defined frontier. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ธ๐ฌ Safe Bet. Police in Singapore have begun selling off luxury watches, bags, and jewelry worth $2B, all kept in the cityโs fortified Le Freeport vault. (BBC)
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