๐ Plugged In, Cut Off
The bill shows up long before the power does.
0.05 percentage points. That is the estimated penalty imposed on every non-AI borrower in America by the hyperscalers’ descent on the bond market, and it gets treated as the answer to whether the build-out crowds anything out. Honest, and measured in the one unit visible from a trading desk. Turbine factories are not. GE Vernova holds 116 GW of gas turbines under contract and ships 20 GW a year, a queue that does not clear before the next decade and lengthens every quarter. A municipal utility replacing a retired coal unit waits behind Microsoft’s procurement department. Nobody publishes a spread for a place in a line.
PJM, which runs the power market for 13 states between Chicago and the Atlantic, sold capacity for 2028/2029 in July at the regulatory ceiling for the third consecutive time and still fell 6,831 MW short of its own reliability requirement, the second year running the whole system missed. Data centres accounted for $6.5B of the $16.4B charged in the previous auction, $6.2B of it from data centres nobody has built. 67M people are paying today for electricity that buildings which do not exist may one day use. The load forecast has become a billable item, and the invoice stopped where it did only because 13 governors wrung a price cap out of the operator, worth an estimated $13.1B.
Virginia hosts the largest concentration of data centres on the planet and still sells residential power around 5% below the national average, which makes the servers a poor sole suspect. Rates were climbing before the current wave broke ground, on distribution capex and gas. A large new customer landing on a network whose fixed costs were spread across fewer meters is, arithmetically, a favour to those meters. Regulators have started pricing the rest: from January 2027, Virginia’s biggest consumers sit in a rate class of their own, on 14-year contracts, liable for 85% of the transmission and distribution they book and 60% of the generation, built or not. Permits scale. Single-crystal turbine blades do not.
Residential demand is forecast to grow 0.5% this year and next. Commercial demand, the column where the servers are booked, grows 2.2% then 5.3%, overtaking households in 2027 for the first time. The household price reaches 18.2 cents/kWh, up nearly 5% in a year, charged to people consuming exactly what they consumed before. Washington DC is up 94% over five years, Maryland 74%. None of them submitted an offer or reserved a factory slot, and the bill is already a campaign issue in the states that decide the midterms. The crowding out nobody can locate in a credit spread turns up monthly, in a currency requiring no model to read. And a grid operator missing its reliability target two years running has stopped guaranteeing the one thing it exists to guarantee.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฌ๐ง Channel Vision. UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and French President Emmanuel Macron pledge deeper cooperation on illegal Channel crossings and closer UK-EU ties during Macron’s Downing Street visit. (BBC)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Current Affairs. German police discover a suspicious device near a Dormagen power station just days after two separate sabotage attempts targeted the countryโs electrical infrastructure. (France Info)
- ๐ช๐ธ Proof of Life. Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez told parliament there is no solid evidence Morocco orchestrated the Ceuta migrant surge, despite fierce opposition claims. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฉ๐ฐ Spy Hard. Danish intelligence warns that Russia is actively plotting sabotage against Denmark’s defense sector, recruiting locals online for reconnaissance work. Security upgrades are now the order of the day. (France Info)
- ๐ช๐บ Ice Breaker. Ursula von der Leyen will announce โฌ200M in new funding for Greenland during her visit to Nuuk, aiming to deepen ties in the Arctic. (Boursier)
- ๐ท๐บ Peace Out? Vladimir Putin says a peace deal with Ukraine is possible, but accuses Kyiv of ยซย state terrorismย ยป for warning airlines about Russian airspace risks. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Mail Call. Donald Trump asks the Supreme Court to let him impose stricter mail-in voting rules just weeks before the midterms, hoping urgency will override legal doubts. (Spiegel)
- ๐บ๐ธ War of Words. Vice President JD Vance refused to call the ongoing US-Iran conflict a war, insisting recent strikes are just ยซย flare-upsย ยป and not active combat. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ PAC to the Future. Elon Muskโs America PAC has spent over $800K targeting key Senate races for Republicans, revealing where his midterm millions are headed first. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Vetted Interest. ICE is under audit after a whistle-blower accused leadership of offering jobs to unvetted recruits, all to speed up Trumpโs immigration crackdown. (New York Times)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Major Insult. US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth publicly mocked a Canadian soldierโs weight on social media, sparking outrage from Canadian officials and accusations of body shaming. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ Polling Station. Facing poor polling numbers and coalition infighting, Netanyahu pivots to ever-tougher campaign tactics to keep his core voters onside. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Axis of Propulsion. Iran secretly partnered with Russia to build a supersonic cruise missile, marking a major leap in Tehran’s strike capabilities. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Cheque Mate. Channel 4โs undercover sting captured a Farage aide outlining how to sidestep UK donation laws for ยฃ500K, leaving Reform UK to insist it was all just a hoax. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Access Denied. Kemi Badenoch slams Reform UK for excluding journalists from its conference, calling the move a preview of Farage’s potential for authoritarian rule. (The Guardian)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Note to Self. A University of Edinburgh study warns that AI scribes used by UK GPs can miss key patient details and risk eroding doctorsโ clinical skills. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Control Alt Delete. A House of Lords amendment would let ministers pull the plug on advanced AI and data centres, aiming to prevent a runaway system from endangering the country. (Startupsmagazine)
- ๐ช๐บ Crude Awakening. Spain urges the to slap a permanent tax on oil and gas profits to fund climate adaptation, after wildfires and drought scorched the continent this summer. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Block Party. Brussels signs on to Washington’s anti-Iran sanctions drive, vowing to help isolate Tehran financially until every last loophole is closed. (CNBC)
- ๐ช๐บ Exit Strategy. ECB executive Isabel Schnabel may depart before her term ends for a senior IMF post, just as the central bank faces major leadership turnover. (Boursier)
- ๐จ๐ญ Peak Performance. Switzerland posts its fastest GDP growth in nearly five years at 1.5 percent for Q2, powered by a surging chemical and pharmaceutical sector. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Data Driven. Fed Governor Waller signals that his next rate decision hangs on August inflation numbers, reminding everyone who really sets the agenda. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Price Tag. Scott Bessent claims Ukraineโs attacks on Russian refineries are fueling the global energy shock, as diesel prices approach record highs and allies bristle at the narrative. (New York Times)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Rate Expectations. The Bank of Canada held its key rate at 2.25% while warning that rising inflation risks and trade tensions could threaten the fragile recovery. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Hike Expectations. Nomura analysts warn the Bank of Japan could raise rates three times in a row if inflation surprises, putting markets on alert for a rare policy sprint. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Shelter in Arms. Kemi Badenoch wants to fund a ยฃ10B defence boost by cutting housing benefits, shifting the safety net from homes to hardware. Labour says the numbers do not add up but the Tories are undeterred. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Cut Above. Reform UK pledges to trim ยฃ80B from public spending, focusing on welfare and net zero, while assuring voters this time the markets will not panic. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Gap Year. Chicago projects an $882M deficit for 2025 as pension obligations and bond repayments outpace city revenues, setting up another season of fiscal acrobatics. (Bloomberg)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐บ๐ธ Home Alone. Mortgage rates in the reach 6.71 percent, a level not seen since July 2025, leaving would-be homeowners stranded in a market that keeps moving out of reach. (New York Times)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Life Sentence. With home prices climbing, Japanโs younger generations are locking into 50-year mortgages, turning a starter home into a lifelong commitment. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฆ๐บ Pay my dues. Bathla Group’s $2.5B collapse sends shockwaves through Australia’s private credit markets as spooked investors pull funding and lenders scramble for cover. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Plot Twist. Crest Nicholson ๐ฌ๐ง reverses its profit forecast, now predicting a ยฃ10M loss after a summer of weak sales and shrinking demand. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Home Alone. Rising swap rates driven by global bond chaos mean UK mortgage holders can expect higher monthly bills, just as inflation fears return. (The Guardian)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Bailey Out. David Bailey, a Trump crypto backer, tries to rebuild his business after his stock loses 99% of its value, because hope springs eternal. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Barrel Roll. Polymarket ๐บ๐ธ now offers perpetual oil futures, letting traders bet on Brent and WTI prices 24/7 without ever closing their positions. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Coining It In. Hargreaves Lansdown lists bitcoin and ether ETNs for retail investors, ending its long resistance just as crypto prices rebound. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Coining It In. Hargreaves Lansdown lists bitcoin and ether ETNs for retail investors, ending its long resistance just as crypto prices rebound. (Financial Times)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ฌ๐ง Cover Story. Lloydโs faces a ยฃ1.4B hit from US-Iran hostilities, proving even the worldโs oldest insurer cannot underwrite chaos for free. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ธ๐ช Strike Out. Sweden’s government orders an inquiry into the Tesla-IF Metall standoff, seeking lessons from the country’s longest labor dispute that ended with no deal. (Breakit)
- ๐ช๐บ Plane Mistake. An overlooked tool left in an A330 forced Airbus ๐ช๐บ to pause deliveries and review quality checks, all for a problem no one wants to admit. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ช๐บ Kid Gloves Off. Fifty MEPs demand the force Meta ๐บ๐ธ to apply its US child protection rules in Europe, warning that European kids deserve equal safeguards. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Prime Time. YouTube partners with Amazon ๐บ๐ธ to let creators sell products directly in videos, merging streaming and shopping into one irresistible scroll-and-spend experience. (Startupper)
- ๐บ๐ธ Unsecured Future. Nikesh Arora of Palo Alto Networks says $1T worth of legacy cybersecurity infrastructure is not equipped for AI-era attacks, making upgrades urgent. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Exit Strategy. Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ imposes a 5% redemption limit on its Private Credit Fund after a surge in investors seeking to cash out. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Jet Setback. Boeing ๐บ๐ธ reported a $339M loss for early 2026, revealing its $8.4B deal is bleeding far more than just ink. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cloud Nine. Zscaler ๐บ๐ธ shares jumped after the company beat Q4 estimates and raised guidance, as AI-driven cyber threats fuel demand for its security tools. (CNBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Signal Dispute. ABC accuses the FCC of attacking its free speech, but the agency tells the court the lawsuit is jumping the gun. (New York Times)
- ๐จ๐ณ Mandarin Squeeze. Lululemon ๐จ๐ฆ reports disappointing quarterly sales as demand in China cools, reminding investors that not every market stretches forever. (Bloomberg)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- EnQuest ๐ฌ๐ง is interested in buying BP ๐ฌ๐ง’s U.K. North Sea oil and gas assets, CEO Amjad Bseisu told CNBC.
- Relx ๐ฌ๐ง acquires Doctrine ๐ซ๐ท, creating a European legal AI champion. Combined 800 people and โฌ200M revenue.
- Deutsche Telekom ๐ฉ๐ช is considering a full merger with T-Mobile US ๐บ๐ธ. Activist Elliott Investment Management ๐บ๐ธ has taken a significant stake and opposes the move, urging bigger share buybacks.
- Heinz-Gruppe ๐ฉ๐ช acquires Schallmoser ๐ฉ๐ช, a 73โyearโold Unterhaching waste and recycling company (25 employees, regional sites including Taufkirchen, Sauerlach and HรถhenkirchenโSiegertsbrunn). Deal effective Sept 1.
- Nuova Icom ๐ฎ๐น acquires Bekaert ๐ง๐ช’s steel-cord factory in Sardinia.
- Barilla ๐ฎ๐น acquires Goodles ๐บ๐ธ, California-based mac and cheese maker founded in 2020, valued at $88M in 2023, claims >$2B annual revenue and 7.8% US market share.
- Mapei ๐ฎ๐น acquires Werner Janikowo ๐ต๐ฑ via Mapei Polska. Polish maker of bituminous waterproofing membranes, thermoweldable and self-adhesive roofing systems, with offices and a modern production plant.
- SIDE CAPITAL PARTNERS ๐ช๐ธ makes its first investment in Smileat ๐ช๐ธ, an organic infant food company.
- eComID ๐ธ๐ช acquires Nilum ๐ธ๐ช after a โฌ14.6M Seed round. Deal in recommerce, Nilum specialises in AI-native second-hand shopping.
- Mozaik Investments ๐ท๐ด acquires Fit4U ๐ท๐ด through project company MโVentures. Deal adds five Oradea clubs to the Urban Fitness rollโup, with three more locations planned for 2027.
- Adobe ๐บ๐ธ acquires Rilo ๐ฎ๐ณ in an acquihire that brings Riloโs six-person team and core AI agents technology into Adobe. Rilo will cease operating as a standalone service, after raising ~$1M and reaching a ~$10M valuation.
- United States Department of Justice ๐บ๐ธ fails to force Google ๐บ๐ธ to sell its AdX ad-auction division. Judge orders operational rules instead.
- Eli Lilly ๐บ๐ธ acquires Merida Biosciences ๐บ๐ธ for $2.88B, a deal in autoimmune and allergic-disease therapeutics.
- Diversified Energy ๐บ๐ธ acquires Birch ๐บ๐ธ for $1.8B in an energy-sector deal
- Nvidia ๐บ๐ธ acquires Hugging Face ๐บ๐ธ for $12.93B. Platform hosts 3M models, 1M apps used by 18M+ developers and 500K datasets.
- Carlyle ๐บ๐ธ prepares to bid for Serie A international media unit ๐ฎ๐น, targeting a 10โ20% stake in a venture valued at โฌ3โ4B with ~โฌ200M core earnings.
- Uber ๐บ๐ธ acquires Delivery Hero ๐ฉ๐ช for $14.8B, offering โฌ41.50 per share and targeting completion in H2 2027 after regulatory approvals.
- Quincaillerie Richelieu ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Penrod ๐บ๐ธ (purchase of Penrodโs residential and commercial door components import and distribution division for approximately $100M CAN. Adds $70M US of sales, seven distribution centers and ~100 employees).
- Samsung Fire and Marine Insurance Co and Samsung Life Insurance Co ๐ฐ๐ท plan to acquire an additional 50% stake in Canopius ๐ฌ๐ง for $1.5B, London-based reinsurer.
- Russell Westbrook ๐บ๐ธ takes an equity stake in a new basketball league ๐บ๐ธ, joining as an investor and owner-level backer.
- Kroenke Sports & Entertainment ๐บ๐ธ acquires Los Angeles Angels ๐บ๐ธ in a controlling-stake deal valued at $4B.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฌ๐ง Licence to Fail. Aston Martin ๐ฌ๐ง faces the prospect of its eighth bankruptcy since 1913, as the once-glamorous James Bond brand slides toward penny stock territory. (Les Echos)
- ๐ช๐บ Bubble Wrap. ScaleX Invest reports that European tech startup valuations have stabilized at 5x revenues in 2025, leaving the Covid-era highs behind for good. (Les Echos)
- ๐ณ๐ด Bond Voyage. Norges Bank Investment Management wants to cut its US Treasury exposure by $80B, betting that mortgage-backed securities will juice returns without rocking the boat. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Material Witness. Guggenheimโs auditor KPMG found a โmaterial weaknessโ over $275M in revenue but investors saw only a spotless report, thanks to audit rules. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Thinking Big. Thinking Machines ๐บ๐ธ is seeking $1B at a $40B valuation, with Accel in the lead and revenue multiples entering science fiction territory. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Tunnel Visionaries. Elon Muskโs Boring Company is telling new investors they must help with recruiting or business development if they want in on the latest funding round. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ License to Bill. Revolut ๐ฌ๐ง nabs conditional clearance for a federal banking license, aiming to offer its full suite to Americans by mid-2027. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Trillion-Dollar Mirage. Corporate credit markets exude calm, but $1T in bonds reveal a reality far less peaceful than appearances suggest. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Redemption Arc. Cliffwater and Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ private credit funds limit investor redemptions to 5% for another quarter, despite much higher withdrawal requests. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ Bot Down. Major AI platforms including ChatGPT, Claude, Grok, and Gemini suffered widespread outages on Thursday, leaving users stranded and companies scrambling for explanations. (Le Parisien)
Fundraising
- David Protein Maker ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $2.25B
- Wonderful ๐ณ๐ฑ (AI): $550M (Insight Partners, Salesforce, Index Ventures, IVP, Vine Ventures, 9Yards, Bessemer Venture Partners)
- Upwind ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $300M
- Medici Brands ๐บ๐ธ (Food): $250M (Greenoaks, Valor Equity Partners, Peter Rahal, ICONIQ, Imaginary Ventures)
- Fรฉlix ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $200M (Andreessen Horowitz, QED Investors, Castle Island Ventures, Switch Ventures, Contour Venture Partners, Endeavor Catalyst, General Catalyst Customer Value Fund)
- Lyte ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $165M (Maverick Silicon, Fidelity Management & Research Company, Atreides Management, Key1 Capital, Ora Global)
- Thyme Care ๐บ๐ธ (Oncology): $125M (Morgan Health, CVS Health Ventures, Humana, AlleyCorp, HealthQuest Capital, Foresite Capital, Concord Health Partners, Frist Cressey Ventures, Town Hall Ventures, a16z Bio + Health)
- iPronics ๐ช๐ธ (Photonics): โฌ108M (Maverick Silicon, Light Street Capital, NVIDIA, Criteria Venture Tech)
- HiddenLayer ๐บ๐ธ (AI Security): $100M (Delta-v Capital, Ten Eleven Ventures, Morgan Stanley, M12, Microsoft’s Venture Fund, Booz Allen Ventures)
- Superluminal Medicines ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $60M (BVF Partners, L.P., Deep Track Capital, Perceptive Advisors, RA Capital Management, Insight Partners, NVIDIA, Catalio Capital Management, Eli Lilly and Company, Cooley, Gaingels)
- Elucid ๐บ๐ธ (Medtech): $55M (IAG Capital Partners, Elevage Medical Technologies)
- HyImpulse Technologies ๐ฉ๐ช (Aerospace): โฌ50M+ (JOIN Capital, Ace Capital Partners, North Ventures, BW-Capital, Bayern Kapital, German Aerospace Center (DLR), Campus Founders Ventures)
- Conveo ๐ง๐ช (Consumer research): $50M (DST Global Partners, Balderton Capital, Visionaries, 6 Degrees Capital, Y Combinator)
- EIT Pharma ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $35M (Propel Bio Partners, Good Ventures, Arrowtown)
- Cari ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $32.5M (First Horizon Bank, Huntington Bank, KeyBank, M&T Bank, Old National Bank, SouthState Bank, Glacier Bank)
- PatientIQ ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $30M (Hughes & Company, Health Enterprise Partners, August Capital)
- Huskeys ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $27M (Blackstone)
- Resect AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $25M
- Lone Palm Labs ๐บ๐ธ (Social media): $21M (Field Ventures, Thrive Capital, Scribble Ventures, Imaginary Ventures, Uncommon Projects)
- Axle ๐บ๐ธ (Insurtech): $17.5M (Base10 Partners, Y Combinator, Gradient, Stage 2 Capital, founders of Cover Genius, early team at Plaid)
- Critical Materials Group ๐บ๐ธ (Energetics): $10.3M (Overmatch Ventures, Victory Six Advisors, Fulcrum Ventures)
- Diameter Pay ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $10M (CMT Digital, Lightspeed Faction, SixThirty Ventures, Stellar Development Foundation, Tech Council Ventures, Onigiri Capital, BitRock Capital)
- SiteVue AI ๐บ๐ธ (Industrial AI): $7.5M (Penny Jar Capital, Overture, Silence, Spring Bank, Mana Ventures, Outset Capital, WaterStone, Untapped Ventures)
- Neno ๐ณ๐ฑ (Fintech): โฌ6.6M (AlleyCorp, Motive Partners)
- Catch ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $5M
- Zeit AI ๐ฉ๐ช (AI): โฌ4.3M (Y Combinator, University of Oxford Seed Fund, Sequoia Capital Scout Fund, ACE Ventures, Hasso Plattner VC)
- MIRAVA ๐ช๐ธ (Marine): โฌ4.2M
- Strolll ๐ฌ๐ง (Medtech): โฌ4.18M (Innovate UK)
- Backbone ๐ง๐ช (Food safety): โฌ4M (Pitchdrive, PROfounders Capital, Passion Capital, 100IN, Agristo, Darta)
- ColibriTD ๐ซ๐ท (Quantum): โฌ4M (Earlybird Venture Capital, SymbiaVC, Medin VC)
- Plenti ๐จ๐ด (Fintech): $3M (Tether, Verda Ventures)
- Reformer Club ๐ฉ๐ช (Fitness): โฌ2M (Vorwerk Ventures)
- Holifya ๐ฎ๐น (Healthcare): โฌ2M (Next Age, CDP Venture Capital’s National Accelerator Network – Silver Economy, AC75, Growth Engine, Doorway, 20Fund (GP Serra Elizabeth Falk), Zooga VC, Micol Fornaroli, Pier Francesco Rimbotti, Tommaso Gamaleri, Duccio Vitali, Matteo Mainetti)
- Itoflow ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ1.8M
- Motion ๐ง๐ช (Robotics): โฌ1.7M (Extantia Capital, Norrsken Evolve)
- Piney ๐ฌ๐ท (Proptech): โฌ1.6M (Uni.fund, 33East)
- Readily Diagnostics ๐ธ๐ช (Diagnostics): โฌ811k (Gates Foundation)
- VisionSpace Technologies ๐ฉ๐ช (Aerospace): โฌ300K+
- Sorare ๐ซ๐ท (Gaming): โฌtens of millions (Accel, Benchmark, Kibo Ventures, Partech, Nicolas Julia, Adrien Montfort)
- Hiasynth ๐ฉ๐ช (AI): undisclosed (Further Than Capital, three angel investors)
- Zaver ๐ธ๐ช (Fintech): SEK 250M
Fund Watch
- CVC Secondary Partners ๐ฑ๐บ: $10B (Secondary Opportunities Fund VI, 6th global secondary PE fund)
- Humain ๐ธ๐ฆ: $2.5B (data centers fund)
- Uplift Ventures ๐ฉ๐ช: โฌ100M (1st VC fund, European deeptech, late Seed & Series A)
- Altamar CAM Partners ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ100M (Galdana Ventures 2027, fund-of-funds for US & European venture capital)
- British Business Bank ๐ฌ๐ง: ยฃ46M (commitment to Zincโs Science-for-Impact Fund, 2nd institutional deep tech fund, targeting ยฃ70M)
- Navisalma ๐ธ๐ช: โฌ40M (initial close, targeting โฌ450M VC for European deep tech and robotics)
- FGV Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $35M (Fund II, early-stage fintech & AI. Rebrand from Fiat Ventures)
๐IPO
- Oura ๐ซ๐ฎ (Wearables): seeking to raise $3B in an IPO with an expected $16B valuation.
- PlusAI ๐บ๐ธ (Autonomous vehicles): to go public via a Yorkville SPAC merger.
- Lime ๐บ๐ธ (Micromobility): has surged on Nasdaq since its early-July IPO.
- YMTC ๐จ๐ณ (Semiconductors): took a key step toward a marquee IPO.
- Shein ๐ญ๐ฐ (Fast fashion): valued at $22.7B after shares closed almost 9% lower on the third day of trading.
๐งณ Debt
- Apax ๐ฌ๐ง: lining up about โฌ1B in debt to buy Gerresheimer units.
- Volta Infra Holdings ๐บ๐ธ: seeking a $5B debt package led by JPMorgan.
- PNJ ๐ป๐ณ: tapped its chairwomanโs family for a loan after a diamond scandal.
- NIIF ๐ฎ๐ณ: raised $2B to finance Indian infrastructure.
โ Failures
- Volkswagen ๐ฉ๐ช: the automaker will cut 100,000 jobs worldwide by 2030 under its ยซย Plan 2030.ย ยป
- Lindex ๐ธ๐ช: has issued a layoff notice for 30 positions at its Gothenburg headquarters as part of a head-office reorganization.
- PayPal ๐ฎ๐ช: is cutting 164 Ireland-based jobs (11.9% of its 1,380-strong Irish workforce), with redundancies due between 7 and 21 October.
- Cubic3 ๐ฎ๐ช: facing financial struggles with roughly 160 jobs at risk and compulsory redundancies despite SoftBank’s โฌ473M investment.
- Campbell’s ๐บ๐ธ: cut about 1,750 jobs (โ13% of workforce) as it posted a quarterly loss and pursues cost savings to turn around operations.
- Louis Koo’s production company ๐ญ๐ฐ: sued for HK$149 million (US$19M) for allegedly failing to repay a seven-year-old loan.
- Equinox ๐บ๐ธ: owners are in advanced talks to refinance and secure a cash injection to reduce $1.8bn of highโcost loans.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ฌ๐ง Fly Hard. Researchers in Cambridge have charted all 124M neural links in a male fly’s brain, uncovering the circuits behind love songs and fights, and offering clues to human brain wiring. (BBC)
- ๐ซ๐ท Bite Club. Saint-Just-Saint-Rambertโs mayor has humorously outlawed tiger mosquitoes from buzzing through the commune, warning of โprosecutionโ for noncompliance. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Dry Generation. A new survey finds only 25% of Germans aged 18 to 25 drink alcohol weekly, marking the lowest rate since records began in 1973. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ช๐บ Split Decision. After eight years in space, the European-Japanese BepiColombo probe will separate into two to get even closer to Mercury and unlock its secrets. (France Info)
- ๐ช๐บ Space Invader. French astronaut Sophie Adenot sets a new European record by spending 202 days aboard the ISS, surpassing Luca Parmitanoโs previous mark and proving orbit is her second home. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ท๐บ Occult Following. With military authorities offering no answers, Russians searching for loved ones lost in Ukraine increasingly seek help from mediums and spiritualists. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Snake Oil. The White House released a retro-style video game where players deport migrants, turning Trumpโs immigration crackdown into literal entertainment for the base. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Babe Kidney. doctors report a pig kidney functioned in Tim Andrews for a record 271 days, offering hope for future organ shortages before ultimately failing. (BBC)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Gaijin Impact. Swedish-Argentinian team at Shapefarm launches Orbitals, a Japanese-style anime game for Switch 2, blending foreign talent with Tokyo nostalgia. (Le Monde)
- ๐น๐ญ Jurassic Lark. Isanโs dinosaur boom is turning Thailand into Southeast Asiaโs fossil hotspot, where scientists and tourists chase prehistoric fame on a shoestring budget. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Faith Restored. George Michaelโs iconic ยซย Faithย ยป video guitar, a Gretsch Synchromatic 160, could fetch up to ยฃ120,000 at auction, strumming up nostalgia and cash. (The Guardian)
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