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A Free Lunch newsletter archive of September 3, 2026

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Delaware Life reported for years that less than 5% of its cash and invested assets were affiliated investments. A Manhattan grand jury sent subpoenas in February 2026. The insurer looked at its own books, and the figure came back at roughly 40%. The company blamed errors in identifying and presenting related-party investments, vocabulary for a slide deck, not a swing of that size. Delaware Life holds $69B, Clear Spring another $16B. Both belong to Mark Walter, who runs Guggenheim Partners. His arithmetic on the Los Angeles Lakers was faultless: $2.5B of gain in 14 months, from $10B in 2025 to the $12.5B agreed in 2026. His arithmetic on the disclosure schedule was out by a factor of 8.

Prosecutors have zeroed in on four firms that sat between the insurers and the borrowers, one a Chicago office-space broker called Bradford Allen. Money left an insurance company, passed through a chaperone, and reached another Walter venture having mislaid its family resemblance. Nobody has been charged. Walter has meanwhile dangled his Guggenheim equity as collateral and offered lenders double-digit yields, odd behaviour from a man whose insurers hold America’s stickiest money. Annuity premiums arrive on schedule and nobody files a redemption notice.

The arrangement prosecutors are picking apart is one the rest of the sector runs beautifully. Apollo owns Athene, KKR owns Global Atlantic, and private credit now runs to a tenth of American life balance sheets, carried at no price, only a mark. Which does not make the design stupid. Funding a 30-year annuity with an illiquid 7-year loan beats funding a mortgage with overnight deposits, which detonated in 2008. The bug got fixed. The eyesight did not. Much of the risk sits in Bermuda vehicles whose holdings are not publicly disclosed. State regulators propose lifting the capital charge on equity-backed collateral loans from 6.8% to 30%. A supervisor quadrupling a number concedes the old one was ornamental.

A basketball team clears in a year. A football stake finds a buyer among the existing shareholders. At that altitude, liquidity is a phone call. The retiree holding a fixed indexed annuity has a surrender schedule of 7 to 10 years and nobody to ring, and 4.1M Americans a year are turning 65 to be sold the same reassurance. Nothing is going to crash: an annuity book cannot run, and a loss spread over decades of instalments takes years to surface. The guaranteed floor holds until the insurer does not. Everything above it is a renewal rate the insurer sets each year, and the balance sheet setting it has just moved 35 points into the affiliated column. The cheque in 2041 will just be smaller than the illustration, landing on somebody who never heard of Bradford Allen, and by then nobody will have to explain why.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Grid Alert. After an explosion damages power infrastructure near Jรคnschwalde, Germany opens a terrorism investigation and suspects sabotage, with both foreign and domestic actors under scrutiny. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น Case Closed? After eight hours of deliberation, a Maltese jury finds Yorgen Fenech not guilty of masterminding Daphne Caruana Galiziaโ€™s assassination, prompting outrage from her family and watchdogs who see justice unfinished. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Friendly Fire. Ukraineโ€™s SBU and HUR intelligence agencies exchanged gunfire in Kyiv, prompting President Zelensky to demand investigations and warn that only Russian occupiers should be targeted. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Spy Hard. At least 12 Serbian opposition figures, including activists and politicians, received Apple warnings about Pegasus spyware targeting their iPhones, just as protests against President Vucic intensify. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Flight Risk. Rumors of post-election conscription spark a rush of Russians to Georgia and Armenia, as anxiety outpaces any official decree. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stormy Weather. El Niรฑoโ€™s record heat has triggered a rare trio of simultaneous Pacific hurricanes: Lowell, Karina, and soon-to-be Marie, with Hawaii watching the forecasts nervously. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Name of Thrones. Donald Trump proposes renaming the Strait of Hormuz as the ยซย Trump Strait,ย ยป adding another notch to his global rebranding campaign in the middle of US-Iran tensions. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Sentence Pending. Pro-democracy leader Joshua Wong admits guilt under Hong Kongโ€™s national security law, facing up to life in prison as the crackdown continues. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต Help Yourself. Nepal restricts foreign aid groups from disaster zones after the Himalayan flood, choosing to manage relief efforts solo despite slow progress and worsening conditions. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Critical Mass. The US-Saudi nuclear pact could pave the way for uranium enrichment up to 20%, prompting critics to warn of a proliferation domino effect. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Line in the Sand. Benjamin Netanyahu visited Gaza and declared Israel will not withdraw from the 60% of the territory it controls, vowing continued military presence. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ Pyramid Scheme. Xi Jinping visits Cairo for the first time in a decade, aiming to showcase a โ€œmodel relationshipโ€ with President Sissi as Egypt pushes for fairer trade. (Les Echos)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Double Departure. Keir Starmer announces he is leaving Parliament as MP for Holborn and St Pancras, not long after quitting as Prime Minister, leaving Burnham to savor his first day in charge. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Mother’s Orders. The UK government is confronted with the scale of its forced adoption scandal, as women reveal they were compelled to surrender their newborns. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Stitch in Time. With King Charles and the British PM looking on, Macron unveils the Bayeux Tapestry in London, spinning the historic loan as a diplomatic masterstroke and hoping the threads hold. (France Info)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Born This Way. A federal judge blocks Trumpโ€™s latest attempt to deny citizenship to babies born in the to noncitizen parents, citing settled Supreme Court precedent. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Shadow Accounts. The New York Times reporters traced at least $1B in dark money from anonymous donors flowing into midterm elections, exposing how hidden cash shapes democracy. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bridge Too Far. Michigan Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed tries to reconcile with Jewish Democrats after a bruising primary, but his apologies fail to win over key skeptics. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Headroom Service. Rachel Reeves discovers her fiscal space has shrunk by half as global bond markets slump, putting her budget ambitions on a crash diet. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Bank Holiday. UK Chancellor John Healey is weighing a windfall tax on banks and oil giants as Andy Burnham prepares his first autumn budget, leaving bankers bracing for a fiscal long weekend. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Goal Standard. The French financial prosecutor wants four people, including ex-FIFA official Reynald Temarii and Qatari billionaire Mohamed Bin Hammam, tried over alleged corruption in the awarding of the 2022 World Cup to Qatar. The beautiful gameโ€™s legacy now includes a Paris courtroom. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Kinder Surprise. Berlin approves a โ‚ฌ10B tax cut package for low and middle-income families, promising more money for parents and a higher bill for top earners. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Safe as Houses. The Dutch central bank relocated a chunk of its gold from New York to London, preferring UK vaults over a potentially grabby US government. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Greenwashed. A new ICCT study finds plug-in hybrids emit up to 4.6 times more COโ‚‚ than carmakers claim, exposing a widening gap between official and real-world emissions. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Power Play. Germany gets the EU’s green light for a โ‚ฌ35B subsidy package to build gas plants, with the cost landing on consumers’ bills starting in 2031. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Pressure Cooker. Ursula von der Leyen vows to ramp up sanctions on Russia following Germanyโ€™s accusation that Moscow tried to bomb a key NATO-linked airport. The message: escalation meets escalation. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Current Affairs. Attacks on Black Sea ports and shipping threaten to choke Ukraineโ€™s grain exports, raising fears of a new global food crisis just as farmers fill their barns. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Slow Samba. Brazil’s GDP growth slipped to 0.5% last quarter, missing government targets and fueling economic anxiety ahead of Lula’s re-election bid. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Yen and Now. The yen jumps sharply as traders brace for more possible intervention by Japanese authorities, who seem determined to keep markets guessing. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Gilt Trip. UK government borrowing costs have hit their highest level since 1998 as investors demand higher yields to offset inflation fears, leaving the new chancellor with fewer options and taxpayers with a bigger bill. (BBC)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Barrel Roll. crude oil inventories fell by 4.5M barrels last week, far exceeding analyst expectations and reflecting refineries running at near full tilt. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Freeze Frame. A New York judge grilled landlords’ lawyers as they tried to overturn the city’s rent freeze, questioning claims of a rigged process under Mayor Mamdani. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Spare Change. President Trumpโ€™s team is rolling $250K into a bowling alley renovation, because nothing says executive priorities like new lighting for the lanes. (New York Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Risky Business. With fixed mortgage rates climbing, borrowers are flocking to adjustable-rate mortgages again, hoping short-term savings will outpace long-term surprises. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Prime Suspects. Luxury home sales in the Seattle area have stalled as job cuts at major tech firms like Amazon and Microsoft send high-end buyers into hiding. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Buy Back to the Future. Crypto firms have spent $640M on token buybacks in 2026, with Hyperliquid and pump.fun ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ leading the charge to boost token value. (Cointribune)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Drive and Prejudice. France reverses course after a chat with Elon Musk, allowing Tesla to begin supervised autonomous driving tests on public roads for the first time. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Empire State of Mind. Patrick Drahi sells his SFR stake for up to โ‚ฌ21B and exits German fiber firm OXG, dismantling his once-sprawling telecom empire piece by piece. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Drive to Survive. Volvo Car ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช saw global sales drop 7.4% to 148,239 vehicles as demand in China and the US sputtered, leaving the automaker stuck in traffic. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ad Immunity. Google sidesteps a forced sale of its ad exchange and touts new AI launches, trying to shake off a summer of Wall Street losses. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stranglehold. With Oracleโ€™s AI ambitions under the microscope and options pricing in a 10% swing, traders brace for anything but a tranquil earnings call. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Snow Day. Shares of Snowflake ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ jumped 22% after the company beat forecasts and credited its AI tool CoCo for accelerating growth. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Chip Happens. Broadcom ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ more than tripled its Q3 profit as custom AI chip demand from clients like OpenAI and Google keeps the cash flowing. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Shuffle Play. Vanguard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and BlackRock ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are restructuring $40B in ETFs, allowing foreign investors to bypass taxes with a few paperwork moves. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Wren House ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง nears deal to acquire GIC ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ’s data center stake.
  • Frasers Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง raises its stake in Hugo Boss ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, the $3B-listed brand, from 48% to above 50% after a recent cash bid fell short of control.
  • HSBC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง joins a race with other bidders to acquire 54% of Nuvama Wealth and Investment ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ from PAG, valuing it at $1.8B.
  • Epiris ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires Gamma Communications ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $1.4B after a months-long takeover saga.
  • Shell ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires Tri Star Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ from majority owners The Parman Corporation ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Kimbro Oil Company ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, taking full ownership of the Tennessee-based convenience store operator.
  • Drone Volt ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท invests in Sol.One ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช as part of a broader deal, providing fresh capital to the Bruges drone company with IPO plans.
  • SocGen ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท to acquire a 50% stake in OXG ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช from Altice ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ, the German fiber JV with Vodafone.
  • Lufthansa ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช bids for TAP Air Portugal ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น in the ongoing sale process.
  • E.ON ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช plans to acquire Ovo Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง. The planned acquisition faces an antitrust probe.
  • Lottomatica ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น acquires Cirsa ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ via cross-border absorption merger to form the worldโ€™s second-largest gambling group, share-swap 0.668.
  • Oku ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช acquires an exclusive safarilodge ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, the luxury hotel chain partly owned by Marc Coucke confirms.
  • Viatel Technology Group ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires EDNX ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, an enterprise networking and digital infrastructure specialist headquartered in Shropshire, covering networking, secure IoT, Wiโ€‘Fi, SDโ€‘WAN and campus networks.
  • Medtronic ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช invests $700M in Cornerstone Robotics ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ, a surgical robotics company.
  • Pistachio ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด acquires Hugin.io ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด in an IP acquisition. Cyber-risk management and regulatory compliance platform.
  • DNO ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด acquires Capricorn Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $395M after outbidding rival Genel Energy.
  • SOCAR ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ acquires stakes in Comstock Resources ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’ Haynesville shale assets and related midstream business for $1.65B cash.
  • Proofpoint ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Varonis Systems ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in advanced talks. Cybersecurity firm with market value around $5.4B.
  • Palo Alto Networks ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Console ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $500M, Thrive-backed AI-agent startup that automates IT help desk tasks and will be integrated into its Cortex platform.
  • Adobe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Rilo ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ in a licensing and team-acquisition deal. Six-member team and some IP to be integrated, Rilo to shut down, Rilo had raised $1M at a $10M valuation.
  • ACI Worldwide ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Cranium Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, developer of cloud-native microservices card payment switching. Acquires technology, IP and commercial relationships, with coโ€‘founders joining the company.
  • Real Brokerage ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires REMAX Holdings ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in a $880M deal, creating Real REMAX Group combining both companies’ platforms.
  • North American Blue Energy Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Venezuela oilfields ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช, previously controlled by Chinese ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ and Russian ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ firms.
  • Kroenke Sports & Entertainment ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Los Angeles Angels ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ at a $4B valuation.
  • Veritas Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will acquire Bodycote ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $2.2B, an industrial heat treatment specialist, after raising its bid above CVC’s.
  • H.I.G. Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ explores a $1B sale of Rising Pharmaceuticals ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  • Chobani ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires a stake and a manufacturing facility from Keurig Dr Pepper ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $925M
  • The Scion Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Ares ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquire Schenk+ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s four student housing communities in the South for $435M.
  • Salesforce ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ leads a $166M round in HiBob ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ at an over $3.2B valuation.
  • Felix Pago ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ raises $200M Series B led by a16z ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a stablecoin remittance company.
  • Breakthrough Energy Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ backs Physical Superintelligence ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ with a $58M seed round for an AI-native physics lab and virtual physicist platform.
  • SciFin ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ raises a $44M seed round co-led by Altimeter ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Madrona ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Empirik.ai ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ raises $21M seed from Sequoia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, S32 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Canapi Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and Alumni Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (autonomous infrastructure engineering startup).
  • Stack Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ raises $21M seed led by 8VC ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, alternative to group health insurance.
  • Norbert Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ raises $14M Series A led by William A. Marino ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ with Cardinal Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • I can do that (quick clarification: what country is Frontier Computing based in (so I can add the correct flag)? I’ll assume General Catalyst is ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ unless you want a different flag).
  • Elliott Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires a sizeable stake in Deutsche Telekom ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, opposing a proposed merger with T-Mobile US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • TabaPay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Transact Bank ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ after securing $155M in strategic growth financing led by FTV Capital.
  • Yellow Wood Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Nestlรฉ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ’s North American vitamins and supplements division for $1B.
  • Alimentation Couche-Tard ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Zabka Group SA ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ in an US$8.7B takeover, launching a voluntary tender offer at 32 zloty (~US$8.48/share) with owners of about 57% backing the deal.
  • La Caisse ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ buys a $1.3B stake in an Indian telecom tower firm ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ.
  • La Caisse ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Altius Telecom Infrastructure Trust ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ for $1.76B, a 24% stake in a portfolio of 258,000+ telecom towers. Brookfield remains the largest shareholder.
  • Bombardier ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Mitsubishi Heavy Industries’ Canadian factory ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต.
  • Flล Networks ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ is allowed to compete in bidding with a group led by co-chairman Tomรกs Milmo Santos for 100% of Axtel ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ, a $600M-listed telecoms provider.
  • Binghatti ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช in talks with a major entity on partnerships worth billions after suspending IPO plans.
  • Shoprite ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Vida e Caffรจ ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, coffee chain, and a majority stake in R&A Cellular ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, telecom vending machine firm.
  • Which country is AIR based in (so I can add the correct flag)?
  • I can do that (what country flags should I use for Aranya, Asylum Ventures and First Round Capital)?
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Barilla Group ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น agrees to acquire Goodles ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, the nutrient-dense macaroni-and-cheese brand known for its colorful boxes and cheeky flavors. Valued at $88M after a 2023 funding round and turned first profit in 2024.
  • Curaleaf ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ offers $272M to acquire Aurora Cannabis ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ in an unsolicited hostile takeover bid. The target urges shareholders to reject and its board recommends no action.
  • IBM Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in BQP ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Strategic investment brings BQP’s total funding to $8M, physics acceleration company, with participation from Venn10 Capital and Monta Vista Capital.
  • Stan Kroenke ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Los Angeles Angels ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $4B, includes Angels Broadcast Television regional sports network

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Cabotage. Uber ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Wayve introduce robotaxis to London, but full autonomy takes a back seat as drivers remain on standby. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Copy That. The Justice Department sides with OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, claiming it can use New York Times ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ articles for AI training without paying royalties, all in the name of innovation. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Model Behavior. Anthropic unveils upgraded Claude Fable 5.1 for the public and Mythos 5.1 for trusted users, touting higher capability, tighter safeguards, and a privacy-first pitch. (Siliconrepublic)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ AI on Trial. OpenAI is hit with additional lawsuits over the Tumbler Ridge massacre, as victims’ families allege the company aided the tragedy through negligence and inaction. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wonderful World. AI startup Wonderful raises $550M at a $5B valuation and plans to hire 1,000 people, because apparently growth is still a numbers game. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Control Issues. KPMG warned Guggenheim Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ about serious weaknesses in its internal controls last year, months before a federal probe into its insurance arm became public. (Financial Times)

Fundraising

  • AfterQuery ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $3.2B
  • Mistral ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (AI): โ‚ฌ3bn (Samsung, Nvidia, ASML, European Unionโ€™s Scaleup Fund)
  • Medici Brands ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Food): $250M (Greenoaks, Valor Equity Partners, Peter Rahal, ICONIQ, Imaginary Ventures)
  • Instinct AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $250M (Index Ventures, Benchmark)
  • Lyte ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Physical AI): $165M (Maverick Silicon, Fidelity Management And Research Co., Atreides Management, Key1 Capital, Ora Global)
  • HiddenLayer ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $100M (Delta-v Capital, Ten Eleven Ventures, Morgan Stanley, M12, Microsoft’s Venture Fund, Booz Allen Ventures)
  • Scan.com ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $90M (Noteus Partners, Aviva, Concord Health Partners, YZR Capital, Oxford Capital)
  • Odyssey Energy Solutions ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cleantech): $74M (Broadscale Group, FMO, Al Mada Ventures, Union Square Ventures, Equal Ventures, Abstract Ventures, Twelve Below, FJ Labs, MCJ, Transition Ventures, British International Investment, BIO, Facility for Energy Inclusion (Cygnum Capital), Energy Entrepreneurs Growth Fund (TripleJump))
  • Elucid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Medtech): $55M (IAG Capital Partners, Elevage Medical Technologies)
  • Capacity ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Customer experience): $54M (Kathy Ireland)
  • AIR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $50M (Sequoia Capital, Greenoaks, Swish Ventures, Netz Capital)
  • HyImpulse Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Space): โ‚ฌ50M+ (JOIN Capital, Ace Capital Partners, North Ventures, BW-Capital, Bayern Kapital, German Aerospace Centre (DLR), Campus Founders Ventures)
  • CreatorFi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $45M (Escape Velocity (EV3), Uncorrelated Ventures, Protagonist, executives from State Street, JPMorgan Chase, Periscope, VerisFi Capital)
  • SciFin ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Revenue intelligence): $44M (Altimeter, Madrona, Foundation Capital, S32, Zetta Ventures, others)
  • Aitan ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Defense): $41M (Deep33, Dell Technologies Capital, Gokul Rajaram, Benjamin Ling (Bling Capital), Kevin Weil (Scribble Ventures))
  • Auxxo ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Venture capital): โ‚ฌ33.3M (European Investment Fund, Aurum Impact, EnBW New Ventures, Cherry Ventures, Speedinvest, family offices, angel investors, entrepreneurs)
  • N-Power Medicine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $32M (Labcorp Venture Fund, Merck Global Health Innovation Fund, Innovatus Capital Partners, a leading U.S.-based biotech investor)
  • NovaGo Therapeutics AG ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Biotech): CHF 24M / $30M (Neurimmune, Pureos, Swiss Paraplegic Foundation, Wings for Life)
  • empirik.ai ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Infrastructure): $21M (Sequoia Capital, S32, Canapi Ventures, Alumni Ventures)
  • Easy Aerial ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): $20M (Insight Partners, Entree Capital)
  • INLEAP Photonics ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Defense): โ‚ฌ20M (UVC Partners, HTGF, Balnord, Sentris, Scale Capital)
  • iPremom ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (MedTech): โ‚ฌ15M (Amadeus Capital Partners, Asabys Partners, APEX Ventures)
  • Norbert Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $14M (William A. Marino (Cardinal Group), Exor Seeds, CareIT, Alexis Le-Quoc, Olivier Pomel, Saeju Jeong, Thomas Clozel)
  • Aranya ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI infrastructure): $11M (First Round Capital, Box Group, Vermilion Cliffs, Asylum Ventures, Founder Collective, Parable VC, Uncommon Ventures)
  • UC San Diego ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $11M
  • Critical Materials Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $10.3M (Overmatch Ventures, Victory Six Advisors, Fulcrum Ventures)
  • Visko ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $10M (Llama Ventures)
  • Capital B ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Crypto): โ‚ฌ7.6M (Adam Back)
  • Molten Salt Solutions ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Materials): $7M (Dolby Family Ventures, Vanedge Capital Partners, Alumni Ventures, Gaingels, True Ventures, Future Ventures)
  • Konko AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $6M (Hi Ventures, LifeX Ventures, SquareOne Capital, GroundUp Ventures, Phoenix Fund, angels from Harvard, MIT, Google, Tesla)
  • Ki 13 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Cleantech): $5M (HICO Investment Group, Burgest, Triple Impact Ventures, GiTV, Desai Ventures, Innovate UK)
  • Pharosyn ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Pharma): $3M (Moonfire Ventures, Entrepreneurs First, Transpose Platform, General Advance)
  • Setanta Space Systems ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช (Space): โ‚ฌ3M
  • S-Transistors ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ (Quantum computing): โ‚ฌ2.6M
  • Fedorov’s defense tech startup ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Defense): undisclosed (Alex Karp)

Fund Watch

  • Uplift Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: โ‚ฌ100M (inaugural fund, deep-tech Series A lead, single-LP Jungheinrich)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • SB Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต (Data centers): SoftBank-backed SB Energy has filed for an IPO.
  • Jollibee ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ (Fast-food): shifting its international-unit IPO from the US to Hong Kong.
  • Victura Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Auto parts): talks to raise $300M an India IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Bureau Veritas ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: raised โ‚ฌ700M via bonds due September 2034 (coupon 4.125%).
  • ID Finance ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: secured a โ‚ฌ21M debt facility from German asset manager nordIX.
  • Nscale ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raised a $3B DDTL led by JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs.
  • ByteDance ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: secured a $30B loan to fuel its AI ambitions.
  • Japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต: sold 30-year government bonds with yields above 4%.
  • South Korea ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท: plans to sell a near-record $162B of bonds in 2027 to fund its fiscal agenda.
  • India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: raised $127B forex deposits from its diaspora.
  • Saudi Arabia ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: sold $3.25B of dollar bonds.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Citadel Credit Union ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: closed a $50M commercial real estate loan for 2000 Market Street.

โŒ Failures

  • ArcelorMittal ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ: dropped its planned takeover of a JV with struggling Italian car-parts maker CLN-Coils Lamiere Nastri after Italy imposed restrictions, clearing the way for a domestic rival to take control.
  • FDIC ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: a judge ruled it isn’t required to return $1.7B to creditors of failed Silicon Valley Bank.
  • Uber ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: announced plans to cut 3,300 jobs worldwide, about 10% of its workforce.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Shadow Script. Behind many bestsellers in France are anonymous ghostwriters whose work fills bookstores, while their identities remain strictly off the record. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Vogue Regret. Anna Wintourโ€™s push to celebrate John Galliano at the Met collapsed after protests over his antisemitic past forced the museum to scrap the show. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Buzz Words. nonalcoholic beer brands are under scrutiny as โ€œzeroโ€ on the bottle can still mean a trace of alcohol in the can. (Wall Street Journal)

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