๐Ÿงƒ Teaspoon Twist

Fighting a bonfire with a juice box and a prayer.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of August 26, 2026

Good morning!

The American Treasury’s answer to the highest long-bond yields since 2007 is to buy back at least $4B of its own paper per operation from September, against a gross federal debt that crossed $40T in mid-August. Thirty-year yields obligingly fell 10 basis points on the news, then climbed back through their starting level by Thursday lunchtime, which is the bond market’s way of returning a gift unopened. Operation Twist, performed with a teaspoon. By the afternoon Scott Bessent, America’s finance minister, was on the White House driveway insisting the ceiling was really a floor and that yields do not reflect fundamentals. Anyone reduced to telling the market which of its own thoughts are legitimate has lost the argument already.

Five American companies and their chip supplier placed $225B of bonds in the first half alone, up 974% on the year before, with $400B in view by December. Hyperscaler capital spending is tracking toward $770B for 2026. Alphabet pulled $84.75B out of the equity market in June, which is what a company with a licence to print money does when the debt window gets crowded, and Amazon’s last $25B issue came 2.5x covered against 3.2x in March. Those are the fundamentals. The largest borrower in history now queues behind a firm that sells advertisements next to holiday photographs, and the queue shows no deference to sovereignty. It runs through Paris, Berlin and Tokyo too, with French 30-year debt at post-2008 highs, bunds back at 2011 levels and Japanese 10-year paper at a 30-year peak.

Calling the whole thing a bubble has become the cheapest opinion in finance, available at any conference for the price of a lanyard. Substations, turbines and switchyards are objects. The GPUs inside run down on a three-year clock, but the power contracts underneath will be worth something whether or not a chatbot ever turns a profit. Against that sits the other great borrowing programme of the age: net interest reached $963B in 10 months, 15% of everything Washington spends, building nothing whatsoever, while the Pentagon heads for $1.5T by 2027. Meta at least leaves buildings behind. Kevin Warsh, confirmed as Fed chair in May by 54 votes to 45, speaks at Jackson Hole on 28 August, three of his regional presidents having dissented in July in favour of higher rates while the president telephones for two points off.

The 30-year fixed mortgage sits at 6.67%. The median age of a first-time buyer in America has reached 40, an all-time high, against 33 five years ago. Of 46M renting households, some 6M can afford a median-priced home on first-time terms. Ohio will get its 10 gigawatts, its transformers and its construction payroll. The people living beside it will be renting at 40, for reasons nobody in Washington is willing to say out loud.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Prep School. The UK government is launching a campaign urging citizens to stockpile food and water to prepare for climate disasters and hostile state threats, freeing up emergency resources for the most vulnerable. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Hybrid Theory. Following a drone incident at Leipzig airport, Friedrich Merz promises a tougher German response to hybrid threats, hinting at foreign sabotage without naming names. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Plot Twist. The Swedish armed forces have asked to expropriate a Russian-linked property by a key naval base, arguing the beach plot is a security risk. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ EUrientation. The European Commission welcomes Armeniaโ€™s stated intent to apply for membership, hinting at a warm reception if Yerevan submits its bid. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Spy Hard. CIA Director John Ratcliffe made an unannounced trip to Moscow, marking a rare direct visit as Russiaโ€™s war in Ukraine drags on. (Washington Post)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Map Quest. In response to insults from Ontario’s Doug Ford, Trump suggests calling Lake Ontario ยซย Lake Americaย ยป and posts a revised map, because diplomacy is now a naming contest. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Immunity Gap. Pennsylvania health officials report the first measles deaths of 2026: two unvaccinated residents died as the outbreak widens and vaccination rates falter. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด Power Playbook. Fernando Cerimedo, strategist for Latin America’s far right, is jailed in Bolivia on charges of attempted femicide after his ex-partner survived a shooting. (Le Monde)
  • ๐ŸŒŽ Current Affairs. This year’s El Niรฑo is set to become the strongest in at least 80 years, disrupting global weather and threatening 49M people with hunger. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Court Protection. Japanโ€™s Sanae Takaichi pledges to defend the International Criminal Court against US efforts to undermine or dismantle it, making Tokyo the unlikely guardian of global justice. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Screen Test. Australiaโ€™s social media ban for under-16s briefly cut usage, but teens quickly found workarounds and now scroll just as much as ever. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ Mine the Gap. Iran and Oman want to launch a joint operation to clear mines and reopen shipping lanes in the Strait of Hormuz, contradicting US claims of a hazard-free zone. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ Code Red. The and Red Cross warn that autonomous killer robots are nearing the point of targeting humans directly, urging binding international rules before the moral line is crossed. (Le Temps)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Cabinet Coupcakes. A new book claims Kemi Badenoch quietly sounded out fellow ministers about ousting Rishi Sunak months before the election, proving loyalty is always optional. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Crash Course. Five new suspects join the list of those arrested in the A66 Middlesbrough crash probe, as police dig deeper into alleged organised crime links behind the deadly collision. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Graham Slam. Darline Graham wins South Carolinaโ€™s GOP Senate nomination after Trumpโ€™s full-throated endorsement turns a political newcomer into the partyโ€™s favorite overnight. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Head Count. A major study finds that at least 1 in 4 former NFL players developed CTE, putting the leagueโ€™s concussion problem in black and white. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Trade Up. Germany’s statistics agency now says Q2 GDP rose 0.3% instead of 0.2%, as resilient exports offset energy price pain for now. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ All Bark, No Bank. The promises maximum pressure on Iran but leaves out Chinaโ€™s main banks, ensuring the regimeโ€™s cash flow remains largely undisturbed. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trust Issues. consumer confidence hit a new 2026 low at 89.4 in August, with the Conference Board citing gloom over jobs and business conditions. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Curve Your Enthusiasm. The VIX futures curve reveals rising anxiety among investors ahead of the midterms, with volatility pricing climbing sharply into November. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bonded by Bessent. The ยซย Bessent Putย ยป triggers a squeeze in long bonds, leaving short sellers scrambling as prices surge unexpectedly. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Trade Brawl. Canada unveils tariffs of 15% to 50% on 700 US products, targeting everything from aluminum foil to railway locomotives in response to Trumpโ€™s moves. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Buffer Buffet. New Delhiโ€™s $73B foreign currency windfall, mostly from non-resident Indian deposits, lets the Reserve Bank of India steady the rupee while the trade deficit balloons. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Super Sumo. AustralianSuper piles into Japanese markets with a major wager on yen strength, hoping the currencyโ€™s long slump is finally over. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Hot Seat. London bus drivers have launched a four-day strike over unbearable cab temperatures, doubting ComfortDelGro ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ will install air conditioning before next summer. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Burnham After Reading. UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham faces a chilly economic reality as his summer of popular gestures gives way to tough budget choices and possible tax hikes. (El Pais)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mood Swings. consumer confidence slipped in August to 89.4, as The Conference Board reports Americans are gloomier about business and job prospects. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Saints Go Marching In. The Mormon Church has shifted from silent landowner to active developer, rolling out large-scale projects using its vast real estate holdings. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rocket Bayou. Elon Muskโ€™s SpaceX plans a $100B launch facility in Louisiana, promising 3,000 jobs and a shot at daily space departures. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ King No More. Cash buyers are losing their edge in real estate, with their share of home purchases falling faster than the overall market. (Cnbc)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Partial Credit. Andy Burnham walks back his all-social-homes pledge, supporting a government plan where 40% of the ยฃ10B goes elsewhere. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Exxon Who? The carbon footprint of two upcoming datacentres will eclipse ExxonMobil’s UK emissions, giving fossil fuels unexpected competition from big tech. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ House Rules. U.S. home prices climbed 1.5% in June according to the Case-Shiller index, outpacing Mayโ€™s 1.2% rise as inflation cooled. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Home Alone. new home sales for July hit 607,000, missing forecasts and falling sharply from Juneโ€™s 678,000. The market is not feeling cozy. (Boursier)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Blockbuster. Lego reported record first-half revenue of $6.54B, with CEO Niels Christiansen crediting strong sales at both luxury and budget price points. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Turk Off. Amazon will shut down its Mechanical Turk platform in September 2025, ending the 21-year run of its โ€œartificial artificial intelligenceโ€ gig service. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Core Values. Apple unveils the M5 Ultra and M6 chips for its new Mac Mini and Mac Studio, calling the M5 Ultra its most powerful processor ever and betting big on on-device AI. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Turbo Taxed. Intuit ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ shares fell 11% after the company issued a weak outlook, just as investors braced for Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ earnings to set the market tone. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Fine Tok. Brazilโ€™s data watchdog hits TikTok with a $27M penalty for mishandling childrenโ€™s data, ordering ByteDance Brasil ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท to delete information collected without consent. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Debt and Doubt. Braskemโ€™s $11B debt restructuring puts state oil giant Petrobras ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท under scrutiny, raising questions about its exposure and next moves. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ State of Play. The Indian government is now a major player the country’s equity fundraising surge, stepping into a market long dominated by private firms. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Audit and Prejudice. Deloitte ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง will pay $21.5M to settle a DOJ fraud probe over its use of diversity criteria in federal contract staffing decisions. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Patent Pending. Despite Huawei ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ being on the blacklist, HP ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has secured a multi-year license for its WiFi patents, proving business finds a signal. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช Fleet Street. Adnoc is spending another $2.7B on ships as the UAE ramps up exports, proving you can buy your way to the front of the convoy. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Arcus Infrastructure Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง is considering a $2.7B sale of Workdry International ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, a water treatment company.
  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช, CVC ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are potential bidders for Siemens Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช’s steam turbine business in a potential $12B sale.
  • Hugging Face ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ explores a sale at a potential $13B valuation just weeks after the OpenAI hack.
  • nVent Electric ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Maverick Power ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.75B, data center equipment maker.
  • Ancora Holdings ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ bids $1.2B for H.B. Fuller ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s building adhesives unit. Offer rejected.
  • Apollo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, IFM ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ and KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are finalists to acquire AB Ports ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง in a stake sale.
  • Gamma ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Lica ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, an Accel-backed design startup (raised $4M) building AI-powered presentation and marketing video tools.
  • ExxonMobil ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, LyondellBasell Industries ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ and Apollo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ may acquire Shell’s US chemicals unit ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for about $8B, chemicals sector interest.
  • Tokio Marine Holdings ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is close to finalizing the acquisition of Suncorp Group ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, after reviewing Insurance Australia Group ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ and Intact Financial Corp. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ.
  • South Korea ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท denies a report that the US proposed it acquire a stake in Westinghouse Electric ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Tata Consultancy Services ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ acquires MHP Management- und IT-Beratung ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช for $375M and will partner on a $1.5B AI deployment deal.
  • Australian Retirement Trust ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ acquires a 50% stake in Westfield Mt Gravatt ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ from Scentre Group ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ for $632M, a Queensland shopping-centre deal.
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • H.I.G. Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in HBK ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (strategic growth investment across HBK CPAs & Consultants, HBKS Wealth Advisors, and Vertilocity. HBK partners remain in control, transaction expected to close Q4 2026).
  • Matador Gas ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Firmament-backed) acquires Action Propane ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Ozark Mountain Propane ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fan Service. OnlyFans paid founder Leo Radvinsky over $700M in dividends in the year before his death, proving the real money was always backstage. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Palantir Swap. Franceโ€™s ChapsVision is replacing Palantir at the countryโ€™s domestic intelligence agency, pitching itself as Europeโ€™s answer to US tech dominance. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Auto Pilot. Waymo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will launch its first EU robotaxi service in Munich by 2027, as Germany bets on US tech to jumpstart its auto sector. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Proxy Servers. OpenAI discovered and banned Russian users who bypassed restrictions with VPNs to run a misinformation campaign using ChatGPT-generated propaganda. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Lemon Aid. Hedge funds Marathon and Redwood poured $1B into rescuing First Brands, only to watch a federal judge order its liquidation and their investment evaporate. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AI on Trial. OpenAI faces a state investigation after two of its models carried out a cyberattack, putting its security promises under the microscope. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Crawling Class. Keenable secures $26M to create a search infrastructure for AI bots, betting that the next Google will serve agents, not people. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Test Drive. Irregular, the Israeli start-up hired to stress-test A.I. for Meta, Anthropic, and OpenAI, triggered real-world hacks during its experiments, raising new doubts about safety checks that backfire. (New York Times)

Fundraising

  • Lambda (AI cloud): $3B (Nvidia)
  • XPENG Robotics ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Robotics): $900M (IDG Capital)
  • Muon Space ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Space): $250M (Eclipse Capital, Galvanize, Google, Salesforce Ventures, Wellington Management, I Squared Capital, Woven Capital, Radical Ventures, Congruent Ventures, Costanoa Ventures, Activate Capital, ACME Capital, ArcTern Ventures, Overlap Holdings)
  • Generalist AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $200M (8VC)
  • Gatik ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Autonomous vehicles): $200M (Qatar Investment Authority, Koch Disruptive Technologies, Millennium Management, ARK Invest, Intact Private Capital)
  • Emerald AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $150M (Energize Capital, DCVC, NVIDIA, Samsung Ventures, Siemens, Aramco Ventures, Salesforce Ventures, GE Vernova, RWE, JERA Ventures, ADVentures, Sabanci Climate Ventures, In-Q-Tel, Radical Ventures, Energy Impact Partners, Lowercarbon Capital, Marunouchi Innovation Partners, Emerson Collective, The Olayan Group, The Temerty Group, John Doerr, Tom Steyer, Earthshot Ventures, Collective Global, General Catalyst scout fund)
  • Stability AI ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $76M (Universal Music Group, Sony Music Group, Warner Music Group, Electronic Arts, AMD Ventures, Pacific Alliance Ventures)
  • Airway Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $50M (Cincinnati Children’s, syndicate of large family offices)
  • Third Wave Coffee ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Retail): $43M (WestBridge Capital)
  • Gainode (Fintech): $40M (Sequoia Capital)
  • Quintessent ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Optical interconnects): $40M (Cycle Capital)
  • Liner ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท (AI): $36.1M (LB Investment, InterVest, Atinum Investment, CJ Investment, KB Securities, Korea Development Bank (KDB), Daishin Securities, STIC Ventures, Helios Private Equity)
  • Celera Semiconductor ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductor): $30M (Maverick Silicon)
  • PayRewards ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $28M
  • Arintra (Healthcare): $25M (Define Ventures)
  • Hike Medical ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $22.5M (Saga Ventures, Indicator Ventures, Fifth Down Capital, RiverPark Ventures, Orthofeet, Sam Blond, Jerod Mayo)
  • Standard Metrics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $20M (8VC, Salesforce Ventures, Spark Capital, January Capital, First Trust Capital Partners, Socii Capital, Kindergarten Ventures, Calm Ventures, Gaingels)
  • Mundo AI (AI): $20M (GreatPointVC)
  • Mantel (Carbon-capture): $18M (Constellation Technology Ventures, Azimut Investments)
  • Hivemind Digital Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): $17M (M&G Investments, CPIC Investment Management (HK), ZA Bank, FalconX, Sonic Boom Ventures, board members and ex-senior executives at Man Group, Apollo Global Management, Coinbase, Citi, First Citizens Bank, GoldenTree Asset Management)
  • idler (AI): $9M (Paradigm)
  • Repodo ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Audit): โ‚ฌ8.2M (Hedosophia, Seed Capital)
  • Light Links (Optical wireless): $6M (Outlander)
  • Itoflow ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): $2.5M (Balderton Capital, Barney Hussey-Yeo)
  • OmicsBank ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $2.25M (Redesign Health)

Fund Watch

  • Azalea ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ: $1B+ (three PE funds, Temasek-backed)
  • Nuveen / Nuveen Green Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1B (Nuveen CPACE Lending Fund IV, first close. Series commitments $3B since 2023)
  • Blackbird ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: $715M (6th fund, $900M target)
  • BlackRock ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $670M (TCP Capital private credit fund, $670M of loans being shopped)
  • Saints : $250M (first dedicated secondaries fund, VC secondaries)
  • Sun Life Financial ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ + Advisors Asset Management / Wilshire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $150M (launched AAM Wilshire Infrastructure Fund, seed capital)
  • FGV Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $35M (Fund II, oversubscribed early-stage fintech & AI fund)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Aggreko ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Power): filed for a US IPO after backing from TDR Capital and I Squared Capital.
  • Oura Health ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (Wearables): seeking to raise $3B at a $16B valuation in its US IPO.
  • Shein ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Eโ€‘commerce): targeting $1.8B in a Hong Kong IPO, fully subscribed.
  • Avaada Electro ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Solar): plans to publicly file for an $800M India IPO.
  • Vox Telecom & Frogfoot Networks ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Telecoms): raised $900M in equity and debt to expand broadband services.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Partners Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: exiting its $200M private credit investment in Gong cha after Bain Capital acquired the chain.
  • Mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ: plans to sell Samurai bonds for the first time in two years.
  • SoftBank ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต: plans a record $6.3B retail bond sale.
  • ICICI Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: plans to raise $1B a private placement of dollar bonds, its fourth such sale this month.
  • Pakistan ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ: seeks $10B US facility, expects reply soon.
  • World Bank ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ: raised $4B in a sustainable bond sale.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Unnamed Louisiana utility infrastructure startup ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raised $1M via a Republic Business Credit factoring facility.

โŒ Failures

  • Aston Martin ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: creditors owed ยฃ1.3bn seek discovery ahead of a UK suit over a contentious ยฃ550mn HPS-backed financing that stripped assets and sent bond prices plunging.
  • Volkswagen ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: announced up to 50,000 additional job cuts worldwide, with about 25,000 to take effect by year-end.
  • First Brands ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: a judge rejected its bankruptcy payout plan that would have raised funds by suing insiders and ordered the company liquidated.
  • Braskem ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท: the Brazilian petrochemicals giant reached an $11B out-of-court restructuring agreement with its main creditors.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Cat-astrophe. In Baden-Baden, a curious cat turned on a faucet and flooded its owner’s apartment, sending firefighters on an unexpected rescue mission. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Not Your Model. After receiving a message from a male cosmetic surgeon suggesting a nose correction, PM Mette Frederiksen tells critics she is comfortable in her own skin and not seeking their approval. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pill Escape. Chinese teens are increasingly abusing prescription drugs to numb academic and family pressures, as online access outpaces official crackdowns and mental health support lags behind. (Bbc)

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