๐ Hold Please
Funny how a familiar voice can open every door.
Someone rang Point72 claiming to be the help desk and asked an employee to hand over an authenticator code. Citadel, Millennium, Two Sigma and several private equity firms got the same treatment, the voice cloned well enough that an industry which prices every risk on earth spent the week emailing investors about phones. Point72 reports no sign that client data left the building, a claim with some history, coming from a firm that pleaded guilty to securities fraud in 2013 under the name SAC Capital, paid $1.8B and watched 8 of its people convicted for acquiring information nobody was entitled to hand over. The grievance in 2026 is that a stranger phoned and asked politely.
Extracting information from someone who should not be parting with it is no novelty here; it is a line item. Expert networks exist for precisely that: a fund pays four figures an hour to put an analyst on a call with someone employed by the supplier, with a compliance officer listening in to keep the conversation one inch short of the felony. The callers working the same seam have dropped the invoice and the chaperone. Cognizant ran the Clorox service desk for more than a decade until August 2023 when, on Clorox’s account, a caller said he was locked out and an agent obligingly supplied the password. Clorox puts the damage at $380M. Cognizant says it was hired to answer phones, not run security.
Two Sigma, which runs $75B, spotted the campaign and killed it, which will earn it no coverage. The defence has to hold on every call, every employee, every hour, and the attacker needs one person at 4pm who wants to close the ticket and go home. A campaign that once reached 50 firms now reaches an estimated 1,000, because cloning a voice costs nothing. Thalha Jubair, charged in the US over 120 intrusions at 47 victims and $115M of ransoms, was traced partly through gift cards and food deliveries bought with the proceeds. He was 20 at sentencing in July, alongside an 18-year-old, for an attack that took 148 Transport for London systems down, cost ยฃ29M to remedy and ended with 27,000 staff queueing at offices to have their passwords reset in person.
Both breaches began at a service desk, with someone whose job amounted to resolving the call and sparing a colleague the need to repeat himself. That quality has since been reclassified as an attack surface, and the remedy now spreading across finance is a programme teaching every employee to treat every familiar voice as a probable forgery. Point72 and Citadel will absorb this without noticing, having the balance sheets, the lawyers and, in one case, three decades of practice at explaining themselves. The person paid to answer the phone quickly and kindly gets a career of being told that the correct response to a colleague in trouble is to hang up.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฉ๐ช Drone Alone. After an explosive drone was found at Leipzig/Halle airport, Germanyโs Greens demand an urgent National Security Council meeting to address the suspected hybrid attack. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ฎ๐น Route Cause. Italian police dismantled a smuggling ring moving migrants from Algeria to Sardinia and France, arresting eight Algerians who charged โฌ2,500 per crossing. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ช๐บ Borderline Tourism. Seven countries have asked Brussels for targeted aid to rescue tourism in eastern regions hit hard by the war in Ukraine, as visitor numbers plummet and local businesses struggle to survive near the conflict zone. (El Pais)
- ๐ช๐บ Licence to Spy. The MI6 tops a new European intelligence agency ranking, leaving Franceโs DGSE in second place and the Dutch services in third. The British crown keeps its secrets. And its bragging rights. (Libรฉ)
- ๐บ๐ธ Born Identity. Donald Trump signs a new executive order targeting ยซย birth tourism,ย ยป aiming to limit citizenship for children born in the to foreign parents, despite the Supreme Court’s recent rejection of his broader attempt. (Ouest-France)
- ๐บ๐ธ Silent Treatment. Fauci repeatedly invokes the Fifth before a Republican Senate panel probing Covidโs origins, earning a contempt citation and a starring role in Rand Paulโs revenge plot. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Discovery Channel. Donald Trump wins a last-minute court stay that blocks the BBC from accessing his business records in a $10B defamation lawsuit, for now. (Cnbc)
- ๐ป๐ช State of Play. Caracas begins cautious discussions with the opposition about elections as Trump posts Venezuela under the US flag and claims local popularity. (Libรฉ)
- ๐จ๐ณ Spy Fry. Researchers say Chinese-linked spyware LightSpy has spread to 13 countries, including the US, and now targets routers as well as phones and PCs. (TechCrunch)
- ๐ฐ๐ต Rocket Science. North Korea launched a short-range ballistic missile toward the sea, as confirmed by South Korean and Japanese officials, keeping regional tensions on a steady boil. (Boursier)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Current Affairs. Iranโs control over the Strait of Hormuz leaves Trump boxed in, unable to force a military win or claim a diplomatic victory. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ง๐ฏ Upper House Call. Patrice Talon, former president, takes the helm of Beninโs brand-new Senate just months after leaving the countryโs top job. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Signal Failure. A power outage at Network Rail’s Manchester control centre stranded thousands of passengers across northern England, causing widespread train delays and cancellations for at least two days. (Bbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Pretty Poverty. Cornwall and Devon may look like postcard escapes, but a new report says their students face some of Englandโs worst educational outcomes beneath the tourist gloss. (Bbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Class Dismissed. Sir George Holmes is out as vice-chancellor of the University of Greater Manchester following allegations of financial mismanagement and other misconduct. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Primary Colors. Marsha Blackburn clinches the Republican nomination for Tennessee governor, setting up a likely historic win as the stateโs first female leader. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pool Fiction. A judge tossed felony charges against ex-Olympian David Hearn after prosecutors admitted the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool damage was due to botched renovations, not vandalism, embarrassing both the Justice Department and Trumpโs narrative. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Risky Business. Analysis reveals e-scooter riders are far more likely to sustain traumatic brain injuries than bikers or cyclists, putting a spotlight on the hidden dangers of the electric commute. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ท Credit Immunity. Greece’s two main parties, New Democracy and Pasok ๐ฌ๐ท, sit atop โฌ1.16B in unpaid loans as banks politely look the other way. (Les Echos)
- ๐ช๐บ Continental Drift. Brussels signals a major pivot by making banking competitiveness and market integration central, challenging decades of safety-first orthodoxy. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Dry Run. Europe faces record-low water levels on the Rhine and Danube, forcing governments to confront drought as a permanent, collective crisis. (Libรฉ)
- ๐บ๐ธ Wall of Deceipts. The Government Accountability Office says Doge ๐บ๐ธ inflated its $110B savings claims, with most figures unsupported or outright incorrect according to the audit. (Bbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Blind Spot. authorities intervened in currency markets by selling euros for yen, leaving European partners scrambling to catch up with the move. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rate Expectations. St. Louis Fed President Alberto Musalem publicly backed a rate hike at Julyโs FOMC meeting, citing persistent inflation concerns and the need for restraint. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฒ๐ฝ Pit Stop. Avocado exports from Mexico hit a hard pause as the US halts shipments over safety concerns, prompting a rapid security overhaul. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐ณ Gold Standard. China’s central bank is adding gold reserves in Hong Kong to boost the cityโs role as a global trading hub, putting precious metal behind its ambitions. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ธ๐ฌ Visa Versa. Applications for Singaporeโs top-tier talent visas have surged, with twice as many high earners welcomed since the program began. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Tentacle Rights. The GMB union is demanding official recognition at Octopus Energy ๐ฌ๐ง, arguing that a self-styled ethical giant should not dodge collective bargaining. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Green Light. As prepackaged salad sales drop 20% during the cyclospora scare, local farmersโ markets like Oliverโs see lettuce sales more than double, with demand far outstripping supply. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Still Standing. Weekly jobless claims in the U.S. edged up to 199,000, keeping the labor marketโs โcrisisโ narrative on indefinite hold. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฒ๐ฝ Still Waters. The Bank of Mexico opted for calm by holding its key rate steady at 6.5%, with no surprises for markets or borrowers. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฌ๐ง Jazz Migration. Blue Note brings its world-famous New York sound to London, debuting in Covent Garden with Robert Glasper on opening night. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฆ๐ท Not for Sale. Javier Milei pulled his bill allowing non-Argentines to buy rural land after protests made it clear the public was not buying. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Office Space. HSBC ๐ฌ๐ง is selling its Tokyo headquarters and relocating to a new building, proving even global banks occasionally need to downsize their desks. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ Space Invaders. JLL’s Pamela Ambler outlines a cautious outlook for Asia Pacific commercial property, with Hong Kong facing particular headwinds as investors tread carefully. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Tower Defense. Residents of Londonโs iconic Barbican are fighting a planned 20-story office block next door, claiming it will cast a shadow over their prized Brutalist landmark. (New York Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Port in a Storm. Plans to dredge and expand Falmouthโs docks for giant cruise ships threaten both fragile ecosystems and the townโs tranquil appeal. (The Guardian)
๐ On-chain
- ๐ฉ๐ช Coining It In. BISON, the crypto platform from Bรถrse Stuttgart, adds eight new coins to its lineup, bringing its regulated German offering to over 70 tradable cryptocurrencies. (Startbase)
- ๐ช๐บ Watchdog Day Afternoon. Scammers are impersonating both crypto companies and regulators to exploit confusion after new crypto rules, targeting customers during the regulatory shake-up. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Stable Genius. MoonPay ๐บ๐ธ unveils a new platform for businesses to issue, convert, and settle stablecoins globally, promising one-stop payments with fewer headaches. (FinExtra)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ฌ๐ง Ad-Vantage Point. WPP ๐ฌ๐ง shares jumped after CEO Cindy Roseโs turnaround plan slowed the companyโs revenue decline, giving investors something to cheer about for once. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Sea Change. BP is selling its North Sea oil business after 60 years, leaving Aberdeen to face tough questions about Scotlandโs energy future and competitiveness. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Ship Happens. Rheinmetall cut its annual sales forecast after Germany canceled a major frigate contract, leaving the defense giant with a hole in its order book. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Like and Dislike. A New Mexico judge has ordered Meta ๐บ๐ธ to pay $942M in penalties and upgrade its safety features for harming children with its social media platforms. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Gravity Check. SpaceX stock could face more downward pressure as the post-IPO lockup ends, unleashing 911M shares onto the market at once. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Heavy Favorite. Investors rewarded Eli Lilly ๐บ๐ธ with a rally after its blockbuster results, but punished Novo Nordisk ๐ฉ๐ฐ for pipeline doubts, widening the gap between the obesity drug rivals. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Memory Lane. Sandisk ๐บ๐ธ reported Q4 revenue and net income of $6.9B as AI-driven demand for data storage turned last year’s loss into a windfall. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Chip Shot. SoftBank booked an $8B windfall from its Intel stake, letting Masayoshi Son beat earnings forecasts even as profits slipped 18 percent. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Vision Faded. SoftBank Group ๐ฏ๐ต reported an 18% drop in quarterly net profit to $2.2B as Vision Fund gains shrank, though results still beat analyst forecasts. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Pour Decisions. Diageo’s new CEO Dave Lewis plans to nearly double Guinness output while axing thousands of jobs, proving ยซย Drastic Daveย ยป earned his nickname. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Order Up. Instacart shares surged following a revenue boost and upbeat guidance, as the company tries to keep its growth menu fresh. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Deep Discount. Ford unveils its new electric pickup, the Fathom, starting at $28,350, aiming to lure buyers back as EV demand stalls. (Cnbc)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- AstraZeneca ๐ฌ๐ง and Bristol Myers Squibb ๐บ๐ธ are not in talks for a $400B merger.
- Compagnie des Alpes ๐ซ๐ท acquires a 33.9% stake in PadelCity ๐ฉ๐ช for โฌ20M (โฌ12M via capital increase), a Munich-founded padel operator with 24 facilities and ~โฌ50M projected revenue by end-2026.
- IDI ๐ซ๐ท sells Groupe Talis ๐ซ๐ท to its founder Serge Marcillaud, alongside the group’s management team.
- Vusion ๐ซ๐ท, the $2.8B-listed retailers operations automation firm, is exploring a sale.
- Maurel & Prom ๐ซ๐ท agrees to acquire Gran Tierra Energy ๐จ๐ฆ’s Colombian and Ecuadorean oil operations for $1.33B including debt
- OVH Groupe ๐ซ๐ท acquires Gladia ๐ซ๐ท via a contribution in kind paid with 1,807,186 new OVH shares issued at โฌ15.66 each (nominal โฌ1).
- Allianz Global Investors ๐ฉ๐ช agrees to buy United Overseas Bank asset management unit ๐ธ๐ฌ for $433M, asset management business.
- UniCredit ๐ฎ๐น moves toward acquiring Commerzbank ๐ฉ๐ช, holding ~44.37% (up to 47.59% with options) after a voluntary offer. Commerzbank posts Q2 profit โฌ898M, H1 โฌ1.8B, targets โฌ3.4B for the year and plans up to โฌ1.2B in buybacks.
- Banco BPM ๐ฎ๐น mulls a merger with Credit Agricole‘s Italian unit ๐ฎ๐น; $30B-listed, after failing to strike a deal with BMPS.
- Fortino Capital ๐ง๐ช invests in Operations1 ๐ฉ๐ช, an AI-powered B2B SaaS digitizing shop-floor workflows.
- CVC ๐ฑ๐บ and Veritas Capital ๐บ๐ธ submit $2.2B takeover bids for Bodycote Plc ๐ฌ๐ง.
- Partners Group ๐จ๐ญ to acquire Aroma-Zone ๐ซ๐ท from Eurazeo for $2.3B.
- Partners Group ๐จ๐ญ acquires Aroma-Zone ๐ซ๐ท in exclusive talks in a deal valuing the company at $2.3B including debt. The transaction would generate about โฌ576M of gross proceeds to Eurazeo.
- Apollo ๐บ๐ธ acquires easyJet ๐ฌ๐ง for โฌ6.7B. Deal confirmed by both parties, subject to regulatory and shareholder approval, expected to close Q1 2027.
- Hearst ๐บ๐ธ acquires A+E Global Media ๐บ๐ธ (Disney’s 50% stake) for $1.2B cash to take full ownership.
- Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires Gong cha ๐น๐ผ for $635M, global boba tea chain.
- Spencer Spirit Holdings ๐บ๐ธ is in advanced talks to acquire teen retailer Hot Topic ๐บ๐ธ from Sycamore Partners for $350M.
- Toms Capital Investment Management ๐บ๐ธ pushes Voya Financial ๐บ๐ธ to explore a sale, after building roughly a 4.5% stake and planning an open letter to shareholders.
- Advanced Micro Devices ๐บ๐ธ acquires Taalas ๐จ๐ฆ, a Toronto-based startup that makes inference chips hard-wired for single AI models. Taalas has raised $219M.
- Nielsen Holdings ๐บ๐ธ acquires DoubleVerify ๐บ๐ธ for $2.15B enterprise value, paying $13.60 a share.
- Beedie Capital ๐จ๐ฆ acquires half of Vistara Growth ๐จ๐ฆ and commits $125M to a new fund.
- Appleby ๐ง๐ฒ explores selling a stake to private equity.
- CSN ๐ง๐ท seeks $2.9B for its cement unit.
- SJ Holdings ๐ฐ๐ท launches a take-private offer for Golfzon ๐ฐ๐ท at ~$210M valuation, facing pushback from minority shareholder Terton Capital.
- XTEND ๐ฎ๐ฑ merges with JFB Construction Holdings ๐บ๐ธ in a $1.5B all-stock deal to form XTEND AI Robotics, to be listed on Nasdaq as XTND, focused on AI-powered autonomous defense and security robotics.
- Altair Industries ๐บ๐ธ acquires Central Wire Industries ๐บ๐ธ with Silver Point Capital’s Direct Lending unit leading a $500M term loan financing. Specialty wire manufacturer serving aerospace & defense and industrial markets.
- Veritas Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires Saber Power Services ๐บ๐ธ from Greenbelt Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ. Mission-critical power infrastructure services provider, management retains a significant minority stake, expected to close Q4 2026, financial terms not disclosed.
- Civitas Capital Group ๐บ๐ธ closes a $33.6M senior construction loan for The Lucille ๐บ๐ธ, a 240-unit Class A multifamily developed by Parkspring Multifamily ๐บ๐ธ with Realty Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ as largest equity participant.
- FinDev Canada ๐จ๐ฆ invests EUR 40M in NSIA Banque Cรดte d’Ivoire S.A. ๐จ๐ฎ as part of a EUR 100M syndicated facility led by Citibank, earmarking 50% for SMEs, 30% for WSMEs and the remainder for climate/renewable energy finance (photovoltaic projects).
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ช๐บ Value Proposition. Ares Management cut its planned โฌ1B private credit continuation vehicle to โฌ400M after investors demanded steeper loan discounts than Ares would accept. (Financial Times)
- ๐น๐ผ Fund Delegation. Taiwanโs $212B pension fund will hand over some of its stock investing to third-party managers, outsourcing risk and responsibility in one move. (Bloomberg)
Fundraising
- Hadrian ๐บ๐ธ (Manufacturing): $1.37B (WCM Investment Management, Washington Harbour Partners, Valor Equity Partners, 137 Ventures, Baillie Gifford, JPMorgan Chase Strategic Investment Group, 1789 Capital, Morgan Stanley Wealth Management, Apollo, T. Rowe Price Associates, CapitalG, Andreessen Horowitz, Founders Fund, Lux Capital, Altimeter, Construct Capital, existing investors)
- Lumilens ๐บ๐ธ (Photonics): $700M+ (Atreides Management, Bain Capital Ventures, Meritech, Seligman Ventures, Spark Capital, Addition, Alkeon, Harbourvest, J.P. Morgan Private Capital, Mayfield, MVP Ventures, Qualcomm Ventures, Peak XV, Redpoint Ventures, Seifdune, Aiconic, EDBI, Lingotto, Thomvest Ventures)
- Adtek Technology ๐จ๐ณ (Optical): $300M (Temasek, Morgan Stanley PE, CPE)
- Iceye ๐ซ๐ฎ (Space): โฌ300M (Scaleup Europe Fund)
- LifeMine Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biopharma): $263M (Milky Way Investments, Bezos Expeditions, Gates Frontier, RA Capital Management, GV, LoLa Capital Partners, GlaxoSmithKline, Invus, ARCH Venture Partners)
- Horizon3 ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $250M (NightDragon, NEA, Acrew, Blue Cloud Ventures, EDBI, Demeter Group, PSG, SAIC, Sapphire, Craft Ventures, Prosperity7 Ventures, Qualcomm Ventures, Ridge Ventures, SignalFire)
- HappyRobot ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $150M (Prysm Capital, Eurazeo)
- Decade ๐ง๐ท (Wealth advisory): $85M (Greenoaks, Benchmark, Diffusion)
- Enigma (Robotics): $71M (Index Ventures, Ribbit Capital)
- Convex ๐บ๐ธ (Backend): $57M (Insight Partners, Etna Labs, a16z, Spark Capital)
- Ore Energy ๐ณ๐ฑ (Energy): $43M (Plural, HV Capital, Positron Ventures)
- Yellow Card ๐ณ๐ฌ (Fintech): $40M (SC Ventures by Standard Chartered, Sony Innovation Fund, Polychain Capital, Blockchain Capital, additional strategic investors)
- WindBorne Systems ๐บ๐ธ (Weather): $37M (Khosla Ventures, Galvanize, TransLink Capital, Lux Capital, existing investors)
- Moss ๐ฉ๐ช (Fintech): โฌ30M (Portage, Cherry Ventures)
- Maximum ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $30M (CRV, Pear VC, Restive, Plug and Play Ventures, Anthemis)
- Agon ๐ฌ๐ง (Defense): $30M (Lakestar)
- Naรฏve ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $28.5M (Nexus Venture Partners, Y Combinator, Zetta, Liquid 2, Gokul Rajaram, Tim Zheng, JD Sherman)
- HealthSnap ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $25M (Eastward Capital Partners, LLC)
- Ordway ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $20M (Harbert Growth Partners, Western Alliance Bank’s Innovation Banking Group)
- Assured ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $19M (Insight Partners, First Round Capital, Kindred Ventures)
- Neuraspace ๐ต๐น (Space): โฌ15.6M (Lince Capital, Explorer Investments, Armilar Venture Partners, Portugal Recovery and Resilience Plan)
- Dronus ๐ฎ๐น (Aerospace): $15M (Algebris Investments, Azimut, CDPVenture Capital, SIMEST, Eni Next)
- Wordsmith AI ๐บ๐ธ (Legal): $14M (Intact Private Capital, FT Ventures, Highland Europe, Index Ventures)
- Endeavor Optical Networks ๐บ๐ธ (Space): $10.75M (General Catalyst, a16z)
- Malachyte ๐บ๐ธ (E-commerce): $10M (Bessemer Venture Partners, Gradient Ventures, Harpoon Ventures)
- SiteVue AI ๐บ๐ธ (Manufacturing): $7.5M (Penny Jar Capital, Overture, Silence, Spring Bank, Mana Ventures, Outset Capital, WaterStone, Untapped Ventures)
- conmeet ๐ฉ๐ช (ConstructionTech): โฌ6M (Reimann Investors Venture Capital, Smedvig Ventures, May Ventures)
- Proxy Foods AI ๐บ๐ธ (Foodtech): $6M (Ted Leonsis, Robert G. Hisaoka, SWaN & Legend Venture Partners, Ike Grigoropoulos, Ted Xenohristos, Dimitri Moshovitis, Richard Ware, Howard Eisenberg, Jeff Skoll, Roger W. Ferguson Jr., Michelle Freeman, Yiannis Gavrielides, Evee & Alexander Georgiadis, Chris Goulakos, George P. Stamas, Grant Verstandig)
- SkinBit ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $6M (Boost VC, Cleo Capital, Manna Ventures, Profluent Capital, Logan Green, nine board-certified dermatologists)
- Vexev ๐ฆ๐บ (Medtech): $6M (Blackbird Ventures, Neotribe Ventures, Startmate, Horizon, TreeArc Investment Group, TEN13, Bioshore Ventures, Alumni Ventures)
- Meduloc ๐บ๐ธ (Medtech): $4M (GenHenn Capital, Life Sciences Greenhouse Investments, Ben Franklin Technology Partners of Southeastern Pennsylvania, Broad Street Angels, Andre Ethier)
- Shelfmark ๐บ๐ธ (Manufacturing): $3.5M (Armory Square Ventures, Grand Ventures, Hyde Park Angels, Argon Ventures, Cultivation Capital)
- FuVeX ๐ช๐ธ (Drones): โฌ3M (SODENA, SEGO Venture, Izertis Ventures, family offices)
- Invecorum ๐ฉ๐ช (TaxTech): six-figure sum (Dr. Gunter Dunkel, business angels from Hanover and surrounding region)
Fund Watch
- Apollo ๐บ๐ธ: $12B+ (11th flagship private equity fund)
- Sequoia Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $10B (new growth & expansion funds, first fundraising under new leadership)
- Energy Capital Partners (ECP) ๐บ๐ธ: $8.1B (ECP VI, 6th flagship equity fund for energy transition infrastructure)
- Scaleup Europe Fund ๐ช๐บ: โฌ1B (debut investment. Coโled ICEYE Series F)
- GIC ๐ธ๐ฌ: $1B (selling PE LP stakes in EQT, TPG Asia, and KKR)
- Willow Tree Credit Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $730M (Willow Tree Fund IIโCV, private credit continuation vehicle)
- Monolith Management ๐จ๐ณ: $500M (new fund for Chinese AI)
- Janus Henderson ๐ฌ๐ง: $350M (latest private ABF fund, with Victory Park Capital & Privacore Capital)
- Revenant Ventures ๐บ๐ธ: $78.5M (debut fund, VC secondaries)
๐IPO
- Attovia Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Immunology): jumped 25% in its trading debut after raising $290M for a $905M market cap in an upsized IPO.
- Ethan Allen Interiors ๐บ๐ธ (Furniture): DGB Investments built a stake in the $620M-listed firm and is pushing to replace the entire board.
- Celestica ๐จ๐ฆ (Data centers): seeking to raise $3B via a share sale priced at a 15% discount.
- Evoken ๐จ๐ณ (AI design): considering a Hong Kong IPO amid funding talks valuing it at $3B.
- Mitsubishi UBE Cement ๐ฏ๐ต (Cement): planning a Japan IPO this year.
- Manipal Health ๐ฎ๐ณ (Healthcare): jumped 10% its trading debut after raising $960M India’s second-largest IPO this year.
- OfBusiness ๐ฎ๐ณ (Fintech): considering reviving plans for an $800M India IPO.
๐งณ Debt
- BC Partners ๐ฌ๐ง: leading a group via its credit arm to back Saudi’s LIV Golf after PIF pulled funding.
- RENK Group ๐ฉ๐ช: refinanced โฌ1.05B via a fiveโyear syndicated unsecured loan (โฌ450M term, โฌ225M RCF, โฌ375M guarantee).
- Morgan Stanley ๐บ๐ธ: led banks plan to offload $15B of debt tied to a Google-backed Texas data center leased to Anthropic.
- MedImpact ๐บ๐ธ: raised $2.2B in private credit led by Ares to finance its purchase of Medical Card System.
- Jane Street ๐บ๐ธ: in talks to shift $11B of debt to private investors including Pimco ๐บ๐ธ.
- The Executive Centre ๐ญ๐ฐ: seeks $500M loan.
- Techcombank ๐ป๐ณ: seeking a $1B loan.
- Kazakhstan ๐ฐ๐ฟ: seeking to raise $500M in a panda bond sale.
- Achieve ๐บ๐ธ: closed a $261.5M HELOC securitization.
- Vital Farms ๐บ๐ธ: raised $125M in a term loan led by Silver Point Capital.
- Burnham Holdings ๐บ๐ธ: closed a new $130M five-year revolving credit facility.
- UTMB ๐บ๐ธ: received a $180M philanthropic commitment from the Sealy & Smith Foundation.
- Keller Investment Properties ๐บ๐ธ: raised $718.5M via a SASB recapitalization for a 13-property multifamily portfolio.
- CleanPlanet ๐จ๐ฆ: secured a US$25M Hardware-as-a-Service financing facility from PaceZero and Export Development Canada.
โ Failures
- Sono Motors ๐ฉ๐ช: ceased operations and filed for bankruptcy on July 31, 2026, with its Sono Solar business and IP now up for sale.
- Pfleiderer ๐ฉ๐ช: bondholders including Arini Capital and Silver Point are set to take over the Strategic Value Partnersโbacked wood-paneling company after it raised fresh debt eight months ago.
- Accell ๐ณ๐ฑ: filed for insolvency four years after KKR’s $2B LBO.
- NutriScience ๐บ๐ธ: Frontenac recapitalized the nutraceutical ingredient maker. Terms were not disclosed.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐บ๐ธ Tag of War. Virginia claims personalized license plates are government speech, but Curtis Whateleyโs lawsuit insists his โFTP & ATFโ tag deserves First Amendment protection. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pop Life. The Backstreet Boys rewrote the boy band rulebook by surviving the trendโs crash and selling 100M records worldwide, making them the ultimate pop survivors. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Petal to the Metal. With the average farmer now 73, Nishikawaโs cherry orchards are betting on robots to outlast Japanโs shrinking population. (New York Times)
- ๐ฆ๐บ Code of Conduct. Two Iranian footballers, branded traitors for not singing the national anthem, now call Australia home after receiving citizenship this week. (Ouest-France)
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