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The warning label got better marketing than the product.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of June 15, 2026


Good morning!

A man paid to break things for a bank’s security desk spent a week trying to break the most feared model on the market, then told me what he found. Capable, quick, genuinely useful. Nothing to fear. That quiet verdict never makes the launch video, which arrived wrapped in benchmarks chosen the way an estate agent picks photographs, scoring beautifully on exams nobody sits and chores nobody assigns, while the maker let it be known the truly dreadful powers had been leashed for the good of mankind. A claim with the singular charm of being impossible to disprove. Beneath the mystique, one real talent survives. The model is unusually good at finding flaws in other people’s software, a trick that matters to almost no one outside offensive security. Such a capability is a lockpick, and lockpicks have a known protocol: trusted hands only. Anthropic already runs that protocol for its top tier, Mythos, kept from the public for a few approved partners. When a rival found a narrow way into the public model, the same opening that sits untouched in GPT-5.5, the company skipped its own list and pulled the global switch, going dark for every human on earth. Stagecraft dressed as prudence.

The stagecraft reached its finest hour once the lights went out. Ordered offline by a Friday letter from Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, binding its own foreign staff as tightly as anyone abroad, Anthropic turned the blackout into a shop window. Anyone opening a chat now meets a tasteful notice that the model is currently unavailable, with a ‘read more’ inviting the curious to learn how dangerous their chatbot briefly was. Few houses get to sell menace as a feature and invoice it as an apology. The grammar of buttons and red telephones, lifted from the bomb, handled the rest, days after the firm filed to go public on a $965B valuation.

Across the Atlantic the blackout was a gift to every politician with a dormant opinion on sovereignty, though their grievance, flags aside, was the interruption of the dependency, not its existence. A former French minister mourned a continent renting its intelligence from a landlord free to change the locks, then prescribed Mistral and a fistful of national clouds. The Dutch contribution was more honest: a populist who skipped the homily and simply demanded his American chatbot back. None of it survives August, when the next model lands and the circus reopens with fresh benchmarks and the same warning that the end is near.

The model will be forgotten. The reflex built around it will not. An industry just watched a near-trillion-dollar fortune raised on the promise that a product might be too dangerous to sell, and drew the obvious lesson: fear scales, utility doesn’t. The next lab hauled offline by Washington will send a thank-you note.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fleet Street Justice. The UK intercepted and boarded the sanctioned Russian oil tanker Smyrtos in the Channel, showing Moscow’s workaround tankers are now headline targets. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Exit Strategy. Far-right demonstrators filled Rome to demand mass ยซย remigrationย ยป of immigrants, as Casapound and allies push for expulsions and stricter assimilation rules. The rhetoric leaves little room for nuance. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด Tomac Out, Vestea In. With Eugen Tomac stepping aside, Adrian Vestea is tasked with forming a new pro-Western government amid Romaniaโ€™s ongoing political turmoil. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Cluster Luck. The officially opens accession talks with Ukraine and Moldova this week, moving both countries one step closer to membership after Hungary dropped its veto. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Swiss Miss. Swiss voters rejected a plan to cap the population at 10M, choosing economic ties with the EU over anti-immigration fears and Brexit-style drama. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Steel Nerves. Maia Sandu, the first woman to lead Moldova, faces Russian meddling with calm warnings and a steady hand that barely flinches. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Flow State. Trump abandons his goal of regime change in Iran, instead celebrating the reopening of Hormuz and a return to pre-strike oil flows. (Washington Post)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stake Fight. President Trump is hosting a UFC event at the White House while holding shares in parent company TKO Group, raising fresh ethics questions about personal gain in public office. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ Case Closed. Ecuadorian prosecutor Gloria Bravo, known for probing criminal networks in Manta, was assassinated in a city plagued by drug cartel violence. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ Royal Farewell. Thousands of mourners in Bangkok lined the streets to honor Princess Bajrakitiyabha, who died at 47 after years in a coma. (Spiegel)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Scroll Control. UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer will announce an Australia-style ban restricting teens under 16 from social media and late-night scrolling, citing child safety as his legacy project. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Priority Boarding. With his defence secretary gone, Starmer doubles down on military spending as his main focus, making it clear he is not stepping aside. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Phone Alone. Police stopped far-right activist Tommy Robinson at Heathrow after his Russia trip and seized his phones under counter-terrorism laws, leaving his messages on hold. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Gift Wrapped. Nigel Farage has sharply reduced his press appearances after news broke of an undeclared ยฃ5M gift from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne, now under parliamentary investigation. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Name Drop. After losing a legal battle, the Kennedy Center stripped Trump’s name from its building, ending a short-lived rebranding and reigniting partisan theatrics in DC. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Polling Place. Sarah Longwell, once a Republican strategist, now studies voter reactions and steers The Bulwark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for the politically unmoored. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Price and Prejudice. Lidl ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช now ranks fifth among UK supermarkets, thanks to shoppers choosing bargains over brand loyalty in a country squeezed by inflation. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Agent Provocateurs. UK OnlyFans agencies control, threaten, and abuse creators while taking up to 70% of their earnings, exposing a pattern of exploitation the platform has failed to stop. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Consulting the Oracle. KPMGโ€™s โ€œRedefining excellence in the age of agentic AIโ€ cited AI-powered transformations at UBS and NHS, but the stories were hallucinated by AI itself, not actual clients. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Tank You. After Berlin buries the SCAF fighter jet project, Rheinmetallโ€™s CEO openly questions whether the Franco-German future tank will survive, blaming Paris for the uncertainty.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Field of Greens. The European Commission proposes โ‚ฌ540M in aid for farmers hit by soaring fertilizer costs, hoping to keep harvests and tempers steady. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Rate Expectations. ECB officials say another interest rate hike in July is still on the table as inflation stays stubbornly high across the eurozone. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Cold Call. Norwayโ€™s Prime Minister publicly dares the EU to explain why US and Gulf gas are supposedly โ€œsaferโ€ than Norwegian Arctic supplies, as Oslo lobbies Brussels to lift its Arctic drilling ban. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Peak Concern. Ken Warsh inherits a economy where the smooth path of falling rates now looks more like a steep and uncertain drop. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Copperfield. Copper prices jumped after a US-Iran peace deal calmed markets and revived hopes for global growth, putting commodity bulls back in the spotlight. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Peak Performance. The Bank of Japan prepares to hike rates to levels last seen in 1995, hoping higher borrowing costs will tame inflation without stalling growth.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Gold Standard. Singapore will launch a gold clearing system and central bank vault service this year, aiming to become Asiaโ€™s premier precious metals hub as global banks sign on. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช Back to the Future. Dubaiโ€™s streets are packed and schools are open again, yet the cityโ€™s new normal comes with a side of anxiety after recent regional attacks. (Washington Post)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Boom Under Fire. Israelโ€™s economy defies war logic with surging tech exports, a 100% stock market rally, and unemployment at 2.9%, all while missiles fly. (Les Echos)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fiscal Frontline. Dan Jarvis urges the UK government to prioritize defence spending, stepping in after John Healey quit over Labourโ€™s reluctance to fund military upgrades. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Spring Backward. The UK economy shrank by 0.1% in April after a strong first quarter, marking its first contraction since August and ending the rebound narrative. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rust Belted. Polls show Trumpโ€™s economic approval rating among blue-collar white voters has plummeted below 40 percent, leaving Republicans scrambling to patch up the cracks in their foundation. (New York Times)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Debt Revival. Germany’s property sector is once again facing a wave of debt troubles after a four-year lull, as refinancing pressures return to the spotlight. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AI in the Sky. The Utah mega data centre, double Manhattanโ€™s size, promises jobs but sparks a rare rural alliance against techโ€™s land and resource grab. (Co)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Main Street Malware. The FBI unveiled a 22,000 square-foot replica town in Huntsville, Alabama, where agents now practice fighting cybercrime in a world that looks suspiciously like ours, minus the actual neighbors. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Flat Market. With developers holding back on new projects, Singapore’s new home sales dropped, giving the city-state’s real estate scene a rare quiet spell. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Buy British. Overseas buyers have spent ยฃ128B snapping up UK companies this year, pushing dealmaking to its highest level since 2007 and making London a bargain bin for global acquirers. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Gold Rush Hour. Juneau officials are pushing to demolish historic homes on Telephone Hill to build denser housing, sparking fierce resistance from preservationists and locals. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Block Chained. Sam Bankman-Friedโ€™s 25-year prison sentence for FTX fraud is upheld on appeal, leaving the crypto wunderkind with no exit strategy but time. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Zelle Out. US bank-owned Zelle will let users send money to India and is prepping a dollar-backed stablecoin for global payments, chasing remittance gold. (FinExtra)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Reply All. Palantir lost its lawsuit against Swiss magazine Republik, as Zurichโ€™s court rejected nearly all its demands for published counterstatements, leaving the US tech giant footing most of the bill. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trillion Dollar Baby. With SpaceX’s IPO sending shares up 20 percent, Elon Muskโ€™s fortune rockets past $1T, making inequality look positively retro. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Unfriended. Meta is unwinding its $2B acquisition of Chinese AI startup Manus after Beijing demanded a full separation on national security grounds, halting all data sharing between the companies. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Breaking Default. Major Korean broadcaster JTBC fails to meet debt obligations and is slapped with a junk rating, giving โ€œbad newsโ€ a new meaning. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Crude Awakening. Oil prices tumbled nearly 5% after Pakistan announced a US-Iran deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, with Trump declaring ยซย let the oil flowย ยป and markets bracing for more volatility. (BBC)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Barclays ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires GoHenry ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง from Acorns ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Subject to regulatory approval and expected to complete Q4 2026 (GoHenry’s US operations remain with Acorns; 2M+ young users.
  • Permira ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง acquires a majority stake in Carbon Disclosure Project ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, a corporate environmental transparency non-profit.
  • OVHcloud ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท enters exclusive negotiations to acquire Gladia ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, an AI company.
  • Ferretti ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น weighs an offer to acquire all or part of The Italian Sea Group ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น, struggling rival.
  • Adyen ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ acquires Orb ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $335M (an all-cash reverse triangular merger. Orb is a San Franciscoโ€“headquartered enterprise billing platform founded in 2021).
  • Belfius Insurance ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Insurlytech (Leocare) ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (bancassureur buys 100% of the parent of Leocare. Leocare (85 employees) will keep its brand, integration effective July 1.
  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช looks to sell its minority stake in HMI Medical ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ for about $600M, a deal in the healthcare sector.
  • Eaton ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช merges its mobility business with Dana ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in a $5.1B deal, including debt.
  • Daniel Kล™etรญnskรฝ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ is considering acquiring shares from Vanessa Gold ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง to become the largest shareholder in West Ham United.
  • Paramount Skydance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to acquire Warner Bros Discovery ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $111B. Receives US Department of Justice antitrust approval, combining assets including HBO, CNN, CBS and Paramount Pictures.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ launches Helix Digital Infrastructure ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, an AI infrastructure company with over $10B in committed capital from Kuwait SWF KIA, Nvidia, and Vistra.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires a majority stake in accounting firm Crowe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $3B.
  • Elliott ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ joins bidders including JD.com ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ to acquire The Very Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง in takeover talks that could value it at $2.7B.
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire $2B-listed commercial REIT H&R REIT ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  • Figure ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ agreed to acquire Kiavi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in a $717M deal, a blockchain-based lender buying a residential transition loan lender.
  • L Catterton ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in talks to buy a stake in Hyrox ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, Sky reports.
  • Rox Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Interstate Threaded Products ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a Texas-based PE firm launching an industrial fastener platform with a specialty threaded fasteners manufacturer serving North American industrial markets.
  • NTT Global Data Centers ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต seeks to raise $1B in fresh capital to fund data center projects in the US.
  • AHS Properties ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires Shangriโ€‘La (Dubai hotel) ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช for $300M, Dubai luxury five-star hotel.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Vive la Silicon. Arthur Mensch announces Mistral ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท is considering making proprietary chips, signaling Europe’s AI ambitions go well beyond software. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Crystal Clear. Swarovski CEO Alexis Nasard bets on ยซย modern luxuryย ยป and celebrity tie-ins with Ariana Grande and Disney to restore the 131-year-old brand’s profits. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Claude Out. Anthropic has blocked Mythos AI from using its models following a sweeping directive, turning off the taps with immediate effect. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Access Denied. Anthropic shut down its Fable 5 and Mythos 5 A.I. systems for all customers after the Trump administration demanded a foreign access ban over security fears. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Margin Call. Andrew Yang argues that lowering living costs is the real startup goldmine, launching Noble Mobile to prove profits and savings can coexist. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช Oil Rushmore. US investment firms are scrambling to pour billions into Venezuelaโ€™s oil sector after Trumpโ€™s $100B call, with Lionheart Capital leading early moves to list Venezuelan oil assets on Nasdaq. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Rocket Envy. As SpaceX prepares for a historic IPO in the US, Chinaโ€™s 600 private space firms watch closely, dreaming of their own launch window. (Les Echos)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Frankly Forgiven. Charlie Javice, convicted of defrauding JPMorgan Chase by inflating her startup’s numbers, is now seeking a Trump pardon and a clean slate. (Cnbc)

Fundraising

  • Prometheus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Physical AI): $12B (Jeff Bezos, JPMorgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, BlackRock)
  • Mistral AI ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (AI): โ‚ฌ3B (rumored)
  • Neura Robotics ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Robotics): $1.4B
  • KOHO ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Fintech): $130M CAD (Mubadala, Savano Capital, Tobi Lรผtke, Michael Linford, Portage Ventures, Drive Capital, BDC Capital, HOOPP, Eldridge)
  • Theker ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $85M (CRV, Samsung, Aglaรฉ Ventures, Inditex)
  • Current ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $80M (Springcoast Partners, Andreessen Horowitz, Tiger Global Management, Avenir, Foundation Capital, Wellington Management, Sapphire Ventures, QED Investors, General Catalyst, Cross River)
  • PhoenixAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $80M (Sky9 Capital, Atypical Ventures, Olive Technology Ventures)
  • Endurance Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Geothermal): $54M (Founders Fund, Ascend, Construct Capital, Felicis Ventures, First Round Capital, Point72 Ventures, Riot Ventures, Voyager Ventures)
  • Hypha (AI): $50M
  • CameraMatics ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): โ‚ฌ49M (Blume Equity, Ireland Strategic Investment Fund, Goodbody Capital Partners)
  • Dapple ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI infrastructure): $30M (The Raptor Group, Ion Pacific)
  • Equal AI ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $30M (Prosus Ventures, Tomales Bay Capital, Think Investments, Valiant Fund, Sameer Nigam, Zubin Bharti Mittal, Anshu Sharma, Sandhya Devanathan, Sridhar Pinnapureddy)
  • Atana Elements ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Climate): $27.5M (Borusan Ventures, Lowercarbon Capital)
  • Jedify ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $24M (Norwest, Snowflake Ventures, S Capital VC, Cerca Partners, Oceans Ventures)
  • Orbio ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (HR): $21M
  • SyntheticFi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $13M (Y Combinator, Social Leverage, NextGen VP, The Compound Capital Fund)
  • Corca Research ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI, Math): $7.8M
  • ChatSee.ai ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $6.5M (True Ventures, First Rays Venture Partners, Seven Hill Ventures, industry veterans)
  • Rejuvenate Bio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $6M (VCapital, Merck Animal Health, Connecticut Innovations, Digitalis)
  • Fearn ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Legaltech): $5.5M (Kindred Ventures, a16z speedrun, Designer Fund, Essence VC)
  • Chptr ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Media): $5.5M (CityRock, Tribute Technology, iHeartMedia, Sinclair, Hearst)

Fund Watch

  • Partners Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: $650M (5th real estate secondaries fund, first close)
  • SparkLabs Group ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท: $600M
  • Digital Asset ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $355M (growth round led by a16zcrypto. Canton. Institutional onchain infrastructure)
  • Jinger Zhao ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $300M (z Star Research, Asia-focused quant hedge fund. Seed capital from Blackstone)
  • Kos Biotechnology Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท: $123M (inaugural global life sciences fund, life sciences VC. First dedicated life sciences fund in Greece)
  • Fonds europรฉen d’investissement (FEI) ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ: โ‚ฌ25M (panโ€‘European agri-food VC fund, seed & Series A)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Flutter Entertainment ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช (Gaming): to delist from the London Stock Exchange and trade solely in New York.
  • SpaceX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): valued at over $2,000B after a record $75B IPO.
  • Kardigan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): seeking to raise $373M at a $1.4B valuation in an IPO.
  • Forbright ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Banking): raised $140M at a $900M valuation in the first bank IPO this year.
  • Minor International ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ (Hospitality): weighing a Singapore listing for its restaurant arm instead of Hong Kong.
  • Kasapreko ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Beverages): raised $148M in Ghana’s second IPO this year, more than double its IPO target.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Lloyds Banking Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: plans to issue an SRT tied to $4.2B of SME loans.
  • Bpifrance ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: issued โ‚ฌ750M inaugural European Secured Note maturing June 25, 2031.
  • Dangote Petroleum Refinery & Petrochemicals ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ: seeking $1B in a private debt placement.

โŒ Failures

  • Prax Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: administrators say the CEO ordered ยฃ334mn of fake invoices (โ‰ˆยฃ277mn still outstanding), triggering the group’s collapse.
  • Shell France ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: announced its 14th layoff plan in ten years, with negotiations to finalise departure terms this week.
  • Pleo ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: laid off around 50 employees from its offering team as part of ongoing restructuring.
  • JBS ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท: preparing to close its Souderton, Pa., beef plant that employs about 1,700 people and slaughters roughly 2,000 cattle a day.
  • Geely ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: the automaker plans to shut some units to focus on its Hong Kong-listed arm, the chairman says.
  • JoongAng Holdings ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท: the holding company filed for court rehabilitation amid a deepening liquidity crunch, with units Contentree JoongAng, JoongAng P&I and Megabox joining the filing.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Tile and Error. From Paris to Hong Kong, Invader enthusiasts devote money and vacation days chasing down elusive mosaics for digital bragging rights. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Work in Progress. French researchers dissect how video games turn jobs into playful chores, asking if players are just workers in digital disguise. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ The Trillionaire Next Door. Elon Muskโ€™s net worth hits $1.2T after SpaceXโ€™s IPO, making him the worldโ€™s first trillionaire and giving inequality critics a new milestone to highlight. (New York Times)

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