๐Ÿ›’ Trolley Spin

Marchers counted groceriesโ€”markets counted something else.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of 22 October 2026

Good morning!

France's 10-year borrowing cost went through 5% this week, its highest since 2002, and a trading desk in London would barely look up. Gilts have paid more for months, and Treasuries have spent the autumn around the same mark without anyone setting fire to a town hall. The number that matters is the gap: Paris now pays about 1.6 points more than Berlin, the widest since the euro crisis of 2011, and more than Rome or Madrid. In 2012, Spain paid 5 points more than France. Today it pays nearly a point less. PIIGS, the crisis-era acronym for the eurozone's problem debtors, never had an F in it. It now has an applicant.

Italy carries more debt than France relative to its economy, so the market has stopped grading the arithmetic and started grading the capacity to pass a budget. On that paper France keeps handing in blank sheets: a divided parliament, a presidential election in May, a state that has not balanced its books since 1974 and plans to borrow a record โ‚ฌ340B next year. The budget built on that plan assumes the 10-year will cost 4.3%. It already cost 4.8% the day the assumption was printed, which gives the forecast the shelf life of a yoghurt in a power cut.

The weekend's cost-of-living marches ended in looting from Marseille to Strasbourg. One supermarket chain counted 50 stores stripped, luxury windows went in, and the spoils surfaced on Vinted, the second-hand clothing app, within days. The US president announced online that France was burning, with the glee of a man whose own 10-year sits at the same 5% and who has not checked the wind direction. The looters have earned every court summons heading their way. But 550K people, by the interior ministry's own count, marched about the price of a weekly shop and the state of their children's schools, and the bond market has answered by raising the price of the one thing nobody marched about: money.

Moody's, the last of the big three rating agencies to keep France in the double-A bracket, reviews its grade within days. London knows how this sort of thriller ends: in 2022 the gilt market retired a prime minister after 49 days, outlasted on camera by a lettuce. Paris has no Liz Truss to sacrifice, only a parliament where every faction would rather lose than help someone else win. Every extra point of yield on โ‚ฌ340B of borrowing adds โ‚ฌ3.4B a year in interest, more than the looters could carry out in a lifetime of Saturdays. The bill lands on mortgages, on company loans, and on the classrooms the marchers were complaining about in the first place. The shop windows will be replaced by Christmas. The spread will still be there on election day, and the people paying it were never the ones holding the crowbars.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Spy Hard. French MP and former minister Agnรจs Pannier-Runacher was alerted by Apple that her iPhone was targeted by spyware, triggering a cybercrime investigation in Paris. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Sticky Fingers. Javier Milei publicly branded Pedro Sรกnchez a criminal and thief in Madrid, claiming Spain's leader encouraged migrant flows to Ceuta for electoral gain. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Ready Player One. Finland, Poland, and their neighbors are reviving Cold War-era civil defense tests, treating war with Russia as more than just theory. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Office Raid. Police searched the Strasbourg and Brussels offices of Philip Claeys, secretary general of the Rassemblement National group in the European Parliament, over suspected financial crimes tied to its previous formation. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Party Line. Georgia's Constitutional Court begins reviewing a government request to ban five pro-EU opposition parties, raising alarms about democracy's health in Tbilisi. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช Body Counted. Venezuela claims 6,509 died in June's quakes, but US Geological Survey models estimate the true toll could exceed 53,000, making the official figure look almost decorative. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Talk is Cheap. Iranโ€™s Abbas Araghchi challenges the US to show it actually wants diplomacy by removing its naval blockade and easing sanctions. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐ŸŒ Mercury Rising. The UN says humanity has missed the 1.5ยฐC warming limit, with current pledges pointing to 2.6ยฐC by 2100 unless emissions plummet. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐ŸŒ Patch and Go. Governments from Finland to Japan are taking websites offline after AI found critical PHP flaws, with agencies warning that 70% of the internet could be at risk. (BBC)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Cold Comfort. A UK parliamentary report warns that Britain's lack of Arctic naval resources leaves undersea cables and energy supplies exposed to Russian attack, with critical infrastructure at risk as tensions rise. (BBC)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Senate Wars. James Talarico fires back at Elon Musk on X after Musk's donation to a Texas PAC, accusing the billionaire of trying to buy a Senate seat. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Majority Rules. Ahead of the midterms, Justice Kagan argues that recent Supreme Court decisions on voting and campaign finance have pushed the further into dysfunction. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Tourist Trap. Violent scenes in Paris and viral images of unrest have triggered a wave of hotel cancellations, with industry leaders warning losses could reach 10 percent if chaos continues. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Gilt Trip. French 10-year bond yields hit 5% for the first time in 22 years, sending a pointed message about fiscal credibility and market nerves. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Model Citizens. The so-called โ€œMilan modelโ€ lures global elites with flat-rate taxes and high-end living, while longtime residents are pushed to the outskirts and public services struggle to hire. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Bank Job. Gyรถrgy Matolcsy, who ran Hungary's central bank for 12 years and was once Orbรกnโ€™s right hand, was arrested this morning over alleged embezzlement and fraud. Prosecutors are probing suspicious real estate deals and foundation spending that drained public coffers. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Cookie Monster. member states reject the Commission's plan to cut down on cookie banners, opting instead to grant more exceptions for website operators. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trust Issues. Americans are skeptical about AIโ€™s impact and reject Trumpโ€™s call for industry self-policing, preferring stricter oversight instead. (Washington Post)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Piggy Bankrupt. Chancellor John Healey unveils Britainโ€™s long-delayed oil fund, prompting fresh reminders that Norwayโ€™s is now worth $2.4T and Britainโ€™s could have been. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Current Affairs. After a near-miss during Juneโ€™s heatwave, Britainโ€™s grid faces warnings from industry leaders that its infrastructure and leadership are not ready for the renewable era. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Union Jacked. The FCA's 5,000 employees get the official go-ahead to unionize, thanks to Labour's new rules making union entry much easier. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Liquid Assets. The billionaire behind Highland Spring is forced to sell off trophy properties after a cascade of debt defaults and creditor action dries up his liquidity. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Haunted Listings. French law compels agents to reveal past tragedies in homes, complicating sales and leaving buyers to weigh comfort against history. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ No More Chorebnb. Airbnb hosts can no longer demand guests do cleanersโ€™ work, as the company cracks down on excessive checkout tasks and hidden expectations. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Serverance Pay. Trump calls for data center operators like OpenAI and Anthropic to share profits with host communities, turning digital infrastructure into a political bargaining chip. (Boursier)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Falling Flat. Mortgage rates dipped for the first time in two months, but even cheaper loans could not stop applications from dropping another 5.3% last week. (CNBC)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Peer Pressure. With BaFinโ€™s blessing, Boerse Stuttgart Group launches Seturion as Europeโ€™s first licensed DLT settlement system, promising to cut costs and intermediaries for digital securities. (Startbase)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Token Gesture. Qivalis receives the first banking license under MiCA to launch a fully regulated euro stablecoin, setting up a private sector rival to the ECBโ€™s digital euro. (Startupper)
  • ๐ŸŒ Trading Places. While tokenized stock platforms take off abroad, Goldman Sachs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and other firms object, fearing disruption to their established turf. (CNBC)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Upward Mobility. Thales ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท now expects sales growth at or above 7% this year, thanks to a flurry of big-ticket defense and aerospace contracts. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Compliance Pending. The European Commission questions whether Booking.com ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ is doing enough to tackle fake hotel listings and safeguard customer data, opening a formal inquiry. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Swiss Miss. UBS threatens to move its headquarters out of Switzerland over a proposed law, turning a policy debate into a high-stakes standoff with the government. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fine Print. Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ faces a $25B penalty after a New Mexico jury found it misled Facebook users on data privacy in the 2016 Trump campaign era. Turns out, the real terms were in the footnotes. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Clause and Effect. The interpretation of Title IX shifts with the political winds, turning a legal safeguard into a partisan football every election cycle. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rocket and Roll. Elon Musk floats the idea of merging Tesla and SpaceX, but warns shareholders will have the final say on this cosmic combo. (Breakit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Bear Minimum. Chinaโ€™s CSI 300 index has plunged 20% from its June peak, marking a 10-week losing streak and dragging the market into bear territory. (CNBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Listing in Limbo. DayOne Data Centers ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ is considering postponing its US IPO or cutting its target by billions as data center volatility spreads. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Remote Control. NatWest ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง will end its remote-first policy in 2027, ordering 13,000 staff to work in the office at least two days a week, infuriating the union. (The Guardian)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Centerbridge Partners ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and Mubadala ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช are in exclusive talks to acquire Canaccord Genuity ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's UK wealth management business for $1.3B.
  • Gulf Keystone Petroleum ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง will merge with ShaMaran Petroleum ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด in a $601M all-stock 50-50 deal.
  • Expedition Growth Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง becomes the majority shareholder of digital accounting firm Dougs ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท through a โ‚ฌ50M capital increase.
  • Bridgepoint ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Aquiline ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are among the firms in the second-round auction to acquire UK-based wealth and investment manager W1M ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • Standard Chartered ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has agreed to acquire 100% of digital asset custody provider Zodia Custody ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • London Stock Exchange Group ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง is nearing a $3.5B deal to acquire credit data specialist Octus ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง from Permira ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
  • YourArt ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires Artsper ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท and its gallery network, retaining both brands.
  • CNP Assurances ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท will acquire Prudential Financial ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's Brazil and Mexico units for $4.03B in cash.
  • Tikehau Capital ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท is seeking a strategic investor.
  • Axel Springer ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช proposed to acquire a stake in TikTokโ€™s European operations ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ, but EU officials were unenthusiastic and the idea was dropped.
  • UniCredit ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น has re-acquired its Italian securities-services unit from SocGen ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท.
  • Autobuses de Leon ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire Mobico ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง in a potential ยฃ282M take-private deal.
  • Akzo Nobel ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ is in early talks to sell its European vehicle refinishing business to secure regulatory approval for its proposed $19B merger with Axalta Coating Systems ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, expected to close by early 2027.
  • Aikido Security ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has acquired Warsaw-based startup Cyberly ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ for integration into its Noon cybersecurity platform.
  • Elikonos Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires a minority stake in A. Vezyroglou ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท, the largest producer of baby leafy vegetables in Greece, as part of a โ‚ฌ12M+ expansion program.
  • Medicalgorithmics ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ has signed a non-binding letter of intent with an unnamed U.S. Nasdaq-listed healthcare company ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for the potential acquisition of all its shares, valued at at least $67M, subject to due diligence and a โ‚ฌ10M non-debt financing requirement.
  • Fundacja Spoล‚eczeล„stwo ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ has completed its acquisition of Polish AI education startup ChatHeroes ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ.
  • Orlen ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ plans to replace eService ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ with PayPro ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ as the payment operator for Orlen Pay in December 2026.
  • Gardera ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช raises SEK 23M after its acquisition bid for an AI company was rejected.
  • 120ft ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช is building robotic microfactories with capital from Sophia Bendz ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช and Ted Persson ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช.
  • Marathon Software ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช has acquired a majority stake in Extended Control ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช, a software provider for terminal and depot automation.
  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช has agreed to acquire German diagnostics group Qiagen ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช for โ‚ฌ10.8B, including debt.
  • Omnidocs ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ acquires WoodWing ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ, creating a document management group with more than 400 employees and over โ‚ฌ70M in combined revenue.
  • Maersk ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ signed a $3.5B agreement with Vietnamese conglomerate Hateco ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ to develop a railway freight terminal network in Vietnam.
  • Vista Bank ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด has completed its acquisition of 100% of brokerage firm Investimental ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด following regulatory approval.
  • O3 Partners ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ has agreed to acquire a 25% minority stake in ACCESSIO Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ, subject to regulatory approval, due diligence and final transaction documents.
  • CVC ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ is exploring a bid to take security group Verisure ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ private, valued at โ‚ฌ13.7B at its 2025 IPO.
  • Warburg Pincus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is considering a sale of Sunsea Parking Industry Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ for around $300M.
  • Tesla ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and SpaceX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ have formed a special committee to discuss a $3.5T merger.
  • Legendary Entertainment ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has revived talks to acquire Lionsgate Studios ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, valued at $3.6B.
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Warburg Pincus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are exploring a $10B sale of IntraFi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a banking infrastructure fintech.
  • Salesforce ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has agreed to acquire marketing platform Braze ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $5.7B including debt, a 58% premium.
  • Eldridge Industries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in advanced talks to acquire DXC Technology ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's insurance software and services unit for $2.4B.
  • Tradeweb Markets ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to acquire bond-trading platform Trumid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.97B in a mostly cash deal.
  • William Blair ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquired debt advisory firm Armentum Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Abbott Laboratories ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ plans to separate its nutrition business, including Pedialyte and Similac, into an independent company by the end of 2027. The new company is expected to generate $8.5B in annual sales.
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and an Apollo Global Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ unit may be allowed to acquire minority stakes in NFL teams ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Talks are preliminary and no deal has been reached.
  • Morgan Stanley Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has completed the acquisition of industrial and infrastructure services provider The Rapid Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Cohere ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Prague-based AI startup Aisle ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ, which will become its local branch.
  • IFM Investors ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ has taken a 64% stake in Associated British Ports ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, valuing the UKโ€™s largest port operator at ยฃ10B.
  • Egypt ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ and Talaat Moustafa Group ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ signed a $202B deal to develop, build, and operate four major mixed-use real estate projects.
  • Dangote Industries ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has acquired a 25% stake in Kenya Pipeline ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช for $335M and plans to invest $1.5B to expand its network.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Five Elms Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ provides a growth investment to DashFuel ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a petroleum distribution software company.
  • Truck Parking Club ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ receives a growth investment from Argentum Capital Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Cloud Nine Lives. Nscale CEO Josh Payne tells staff the UK data centre firm is thriving despite AI market jitters, touting $100B in contracted revenue and a planned IPO, while rivals and investors brace for a storm. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Power Play. A single power outage at a Google data center in London knocked out Revolut ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for 80M users worldwide, exposing just how fragile "cloud banking" can be. (Startupper)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Seed Money. H Company's former CTO and two ex-colleagues are seeking $30M to launch a Paris startup focused on open-weight AI models, because every tech story starts with a funding round. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Hedge Fund. Intesa Sanpaolo ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น plans to offload risk on $6B in credits through synthetic transfers, proving that caution and creativity can share the same balance sheet. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Unicorn Factory. Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg have spawned 19 billion-dollar startups, making Benelux a stealth powerhouse in European tech. (Les Echos)

Fundraising

  • DeepSeek ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (AI): $15B (Contemporary Amperex Technology, Tencent)
  • Flapping Airplanes ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $1B (Index Ventures, Lux Capital, Sequoia Capital, GV, Kleiner Perkins)
  • Vintage ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Venture capital): $920M
  • Seaya Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Venture capital): โ‚ฌ600M
  • ID Finance ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): โ‚ฌ545M (Spice Expeditions, WashU, Kingsway Capital, i80 Group)
  • Legora ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): $550M (Atreides Management, Baron Capital, Capital Group, Fidelity, Glade Brook Capital, JP Morgan, Accel, Benchmark, Bessemer, General Catalyst)
  • ASI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): $325M (Spark Capital)
  • Otter.ai ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $320M (General Catalyst)
  • Pigment ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (AI): $250M (Scaleup Europe Fund)
  • Whop ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Technology): $200M (Sequoia, Shopify Ventures)
  • Arda (AI): $160M (Altimeter Capital, Accel, Khosla Ventures)
  • Eka Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $150M (a16z, F-Prime)
  • Reliable Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): $115M (Nimble Partners, Silicon Valley Bank, Gideon Capital, RockCreek, Geek Ventures, Gold Hill Capital, Sparkwave Capital, Island Green Partners, Allen & Company)
  • Peak Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $108M (General Motors Ventures, Maverick Silicon, Infinite Capital, Eclipse, Xora Innovation, LG Technology Ventures)
  • Blackwall ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช (Web traffic): $100M (Atlantic Vantage Point)
  • Blacksmith ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cloud infrastructure): $66M (Sequoia Capital, Premji Invest, Peak XV Partners, GV, Y Combinator)
  • North ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cloud infrastructure): $60M (PeakSpan Capital, Litquidity Ventures, Companyon Ventures, Alpaca, Gaingels, Uncommon Denominator, Mana Ventures)
  • Daytona ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท (AI): $60M (FirstMark Growth, Qualcomm Ventures, Samsung Next, Okta Ventures, Patrick Collison, Tobi Lรผtke, Aravind Srinivas, Eric Yuan, Olivier Pomel, Adam D'Angelo, Brendan Foody)
  • Kevel ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Adtech): $52M (Fulcrum Equity Partners, dunnhumby Ventures LLC, Iberis Capital, ORIX Corporation USA)
  • Backing Minds ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (Venture capital): Over SEK 500M (Karl-Johan Persson)
  • Baba ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $40M (FirstMark Capital, CVS Health Ventures, Valtruis, General Catalyst, Genius Ventures, Ground Up Ventures)
  • Watchtower Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $35M (Shield Capital, Conviction, Founders Fund)
  • Elax Energie ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Energy): โ‚ฌ30M (Noria, Crรฉdit Mutuel Impact)
  • Mach9 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Proptech): $34M (First Round Capital, Bessemer Venture Partners, Prudence, Quiet Capital)
  • Enact Intelligence ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Robotics): $30M (Redalpine, Notion Capital, Firstminute Capital)
  • Qualitate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Intelligence): $25M (Insight Partners)
  • AuxoAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $20.7M (NTTVC)
  • Longeye ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $20M (N47, Andreessen Horowitz)
  • Firstwork ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $15M (Earlybird Venture Capital, Legion VC, Deel Ventures, Gradient, Y Combinator, SOMA Capital, 468 Capital, Houghton Street Ventures)
  • IDL ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Entertainment): $15M (Elysian Park Ventures, Sony Group Corporation, Sony Corporation, KB Partners, APEX, Yamaha Music Innovations Fund, October Ventures)
  • Azoma ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $11.2M (Puma Growth Partners, Dunnhumby Ventures, Twinpath, Mars IAF, Rank Ventures, Ignite Ventures)
  • Electric Plant Company ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Agritech): $11.2M (Onto Ventures, Climactic, Ponderosa, Endeavor Catalyst, Ludlow, Michigan Rise, The Fund, Schox VC, Dug Song)
  • Mika Games ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Gaming): $10M (Flint Capital)
  • Skyfly Technologies ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Mobility): $10M (HICO Investment Group)
  • YGO ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Travel): โ‚ฌ8M (Ventech, Sake Bosch, Caesar Capital, business angels)
  • Opply ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): $7.5M (Chalfen Ventures, Index Ventures, Anthemis, Entrepreneurs First, In This Together, Ventures Together)
  • Neonomics ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด (Fintech): โ‚ฌ3.55M
  • HAWK Biosystems ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): โ‚ฌ3.5M (Inveready, EIC Fund, Basque Fund)
  • Jooba ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Recruiting): $4M (a16z speedrun, Scribble Ventures, Genius Ventures)
  • Norwegian startup ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด (Fintech): $4M
  • Rulen ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (AI): โ‚ฌ1.8M (VC Partners, Growth Engine, AME Ventures, Zest, Alpha Venture, industry business angels)
  • Vinyl Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $2M (HealthX Ventures)
  • FRESH 32 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ (Sustainability): โ‚ฌ1.2M
  • FlamAid ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Unknown): โ‚ฌ1M
  • Ruit ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Recommerce): โ‚ฌ880,000 (Abac Nest, Angels Capital, Decelera, Successful VC, strategic business angels)
  • Go Eve ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Mobility): ยฃ750K (Innovate UK)
  • Geneticure ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $1M (Xcellerant Ventures)
  • Flavii Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): โ‚ฌ843,000 (Grow Venture Partners)
  • Aqualvia ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aquaculture): โ‚ฌ500,000 (BeHappy Investments)
  • Constrik Intelligence ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Construction software): โ‚ฌ350,000 (Plus Partners)

Fund Watch

  • NX1 Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $2.5B (tech equity L/S hedge fund, raised in January)
  • FFL Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.35B (FFL Capital Partners VI, oversubscribed private equity fund, closed)
  • Northwind Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1B (Northwind Debt Fund III, real estate credit fund, final close)
  • Augnition Global Investors ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1B+ (new technology hedge fund, raised by Jeff Wang)
  • Polaris Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต: $630M (private credit fund, currently raising)
  • Inspired Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $450M (4th venture capital fund)
  • Permanent Partners Collective ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $100M (debut VC fund, seeking to raise)
  • Nauta Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: โ‚ฌ60M (Nauta VI, 6th flagship fund, first close. Targeting โ‚ฌ150-200M for European B2B software and deep tech)
  • Turbine Capital ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: โ‚ฌ54M (1st DeepTech VC fund, closed)
  • BackingMinds ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: โ‚ฌ50M (third venture fund, first close, investing in Nordic startups)
  • European Institute of Innovation and Technology (EIT) ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ: โ‚ฌ40M (higher education commercialization initiative, applications open)
  • Resilience Partners ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: โ‚ฌ30M (Resilience Partners Impact Fund, impact fund for sustainable, growing companies)
  • Enzo Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: โ‚ฌ20M (2nd early-stage fund for Southern European tech startups)
  • NewView ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raising its 4th VC secondaries fund
  • 32 Equity ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: (JV with General Atlantic to invest in sports)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Nscale ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Data centers): planning a US IPO that could raise up to $3B.
  • Solidigm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): planning a 2027 IPO that could raise $10B at a $100B valuation.
  • Solstice Advanced Materials ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Chemicals): Starboard Value built a stake after the company scrapped its planned $14.5B merger with Element Solutions.
  • Elice ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท (Technology): rose above its IPO price of 90,500 won in its second trading day.
  • Sea ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Fintech): considering an IPO of its fintech unit.
  • Monee ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Fintech): planning an IPO on the Singapore Exchange.
  • Mynt ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ (Fintech): raised $840M at a $7B valuation in the Philippinesโ€™ largest-ever IPO.
  • Jio Platforms ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Technology): attracted extraordinary demand on the first day of its IPO.
  • MNT-Halan ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Fintech): raised $150M in Egyptโ€™s largest IPO since 2021.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Circet ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: postponed its $3.4B cross-border debt refinancing.
  • Ellevio ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: signed a SEK 1B loan with the Nordic Investment Bank ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ.
  • AVI-SPL ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: pulled a $690M debt deal from syndication.
  • Envestnet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: sweetened terms on a $625M loan to fund its Vestmark acquisition.
  • Grant Thornton Advisors ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: replaced a โ‚ฌ500M loan with bonds to fund its CBIZ acquisition.
  • Radiology Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: pulled a $485M loan offering and will sell junk bonds instead.
  • Newmark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: arranged a discounted sale of a $290M loan backed by LAโ€™s Wells Fargo Center South tower.
  • Ontario International Airport ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: selling $175M of municipal bonds.
  • Under Canvas ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: received a $145M refinancing package from Derby Lane Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Vornado Realty Trust ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: secured $3.3B in construction financing for a 66-story Manhattan office tower.

โŒ Failures

  • Betfair ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: the sports betting platform is laying off around 300 technology employees in Cluj due to higher UK gambling taxes.
  • Lager 157 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: workers at its Myanmar suppliers went on strike over low wages and poor conditions, despite the retailer generating SEK 4.37B in 2025.
  • Liquid Swords ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: Christofer Sundbergโ€™s game studio filed for bankruptcy, affecting 30 employees.
  • Zoofabriken ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: the e-commerce retailer filed for bankruptcy after financial problems, late filings, and complaints about delayed or missing deliveries.
  • Getty Images ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the photo agency filed for bankruptcy to restructure its debt, with creditors agreeing to erase $270M.
  • Automattic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the WordPress.com parent has begun layoffs across multiple teams, with further cuts expected ahead of debt renegotiation.
  • eBay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the online marketplace will lay off about 1,000 employees, or 9% of its workforce, in its second round of cuts this year.
  • BioWare ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: Electronic Arts plans to close the studio and eliminate about 50 jobs.
  • JoongAng Ilbo ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท: the bankrupt newspaper company is nearing a $377M sale to a consortium led by Daou and CJ Group.
  • Vestel Elektronik ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท: the struggling appliance maker is seeking a 45% haircut or six-year extension on $500M of 2029 bonds.
  • JPMorgan Menkul Degerler ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท: JPMorganโ€™s Turkish securities unit plans to cease capital market operations, pending regulatory approval.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bling It On. The $50M diamond-studded bra modeled by Kylie Jenner at the Victoriaโ€™s Secret show is heading to auction, dazzling wallets as much as eyes. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Easy Money. Eric Schmidtโ€™s early bet on Anthropic could net him $15B to $20B, outpacing his entire Google payday without ever running the company. (Startupper)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Shark Tale. Bukhangi, the celebrity bull shark, slipped back into Busanโ€™s canal just hours after being guided out, confounding officials and delighting over 1.6M fans. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Unfriended. Finance YouTuber V. Harish was found dead near Chennai after his channels were blocked and allegations of illegal advice triggered a wave of online harassment. (Le Parisien)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Past Imperfect. Experts say the Roman sarcophagus at Westminster Abbey contains an 11th-century abbot, not its original Roman occupant. History, it seems, loves a second act. (The Guardian)

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