🍔 The Headset Knows
If you frown, the AI tattles.
Good morning!
Somewhere in a Burger King, an employee in a paper hat is being graded on warmth by an AI chatbot called Patty. She lives in the headset, listens to every "would you like fries with that," and quietly reports back on whether it was delivered with sufficient cheer. The fast-food worker is now performing emotional labour for two audiences: the customer, and a piece of software named after a burger patty. Burger King insists no individual worker is scored, a reassurance that has never once preceded anything other than a scoring system.
Patty has colleagues. The global market for "emotion AI", software that purports to read feelings off faces, voices, and Slack messages, is projected to hit $9B by 2030. MetLife runs call-centre voices through pitch-and-tone analysis. HireVue, which supplies job-screening tech to Ikea and Regeneron, drew a discrimination complaint last year over an uncaptioned promotion interview with a deaf Intuit employee, whose automated feedback then advised her to "practice active listening." An Ohio firm called Aware scans Slack and Teams messages for sentiment on behalf of Walmart, Starbucks and Delta. A Finnish firm called Framery has trialled office phone booths with biosensors measuring heart rate, breathing, and "nervousness," presumably so management knows when an employee has just received bad news from their oncologist.
The technology is, of course, garbage. The whole field rests on Paul Ekman's 1970s theory of six universal emotions, a framework so contested that the neuroscientist Lisa Feldman Barrett has spent a decade in print explaining that people scowl when angry about 25% of the time, and scowl when they are not. Lauren Rhue fed photos of NBA players into two commercial emotion readers in 2018 and found Black athletes coded angrier than white teammates, sometimes while smiling. None of which matters commercially. UnitedHealth Group let keyboard inactivity cut the pay and bonuses of therapists who were, in fact, in session with patients, and kept the metric. The product is plausible deniability, produced when HR signs the dismissal letter.
That a company is entitled to know whether its staff are working is a defensible position. That same company deciding which microexpressions a parent may wear after a difficult school run, which tones a nurse may use with a dying patient, which 25% of scowls count as insubordination, has settled a different question: which kinds of people are still permitted to hold a job. The EU's AI Act has banned the practice in workplaces since 2025, with carve-outs for medical and safety uses. MorphCast, an early Italian entrant, had incorporated in Delaware the year before and now sells from there. Everywhere else, the experiment continues. Patty is listening, and she would prefer a smile.
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🗞️ Top Story
- 🇬🇧 Fleet Street. The Royal Navy says it spent 25% more time tracking Russian ships in UK waters last month, shadowing Moscow’s vessels for 21 days in July. (The Guardian)
- 🇪🇸 Passport Control. Spain now screens Italian arrivals at ports and airports in retaliation for Italy’s own border measures, as EU allies trade travel headaches. (Le Monde)
- 🇩🇰 Talk the Talk. Danish teenagers must now explain their written work out loud as the government cracks down on AI-assisted essay fraud. (The Guardian)
- 🇮🇪 Flight Risk. Daniel Kinahan, long seen as Ireland's most wanted crime boss, was extradited from Dubai and charged in Dublin with directing a criminal organization. (Bbc)
- 🇧🇬 Crash Course. A drone used by Ukrainian forces landed in Bulgaria, prompting Sofia to call in Ukraine's ambassador while Kyiv insists it was not intentional. (Le Monde)
- 🇷🇸 Serb Your Enthusiasm. President Zelenskyy secures new pledges from Serbia as Russian sway in the Balkans visibly weakens, giving Kyiv a rare diplomatic win. (Bloomberg)
- 🇷🇺 Off the Grill. Russian nuclear subs at Vilyuchinsk are now hidden under massive anti-drone cages, proving paranoia travels well beyond the battlefield. (Le Parisien)
- 🇷🇺 Test the West. US intelligence now believes Vladimir Putin could launch an attack on a NATO country by 2029 to probe the alliance's resolve, with scenarios ranging from cyberattacks to covert incursions and a clear intent to divide the bloc. (Spiegel)
- 🇺🇸 Bar Approval. Todd Blanche secures Senate confirmation as Attorney General with just one vote to spare, brushing off accusations he protected Trump’s family from IRS scrutiny. (Spiegel)
- 🇵🇦 Border Patrol. Panama boosts security along its Colombian border after deadly attacks next door, hoping to keep criminal groups and panic from crossing over. (Le Figaro)
- 🇨🇳 Storm Surge. Typhoon Dolphin, the year's most powerful cyclone in China, triggers mass evacuations and widespread transport chaos across the eastern provinces. (Cnbc)
- 🇮🇷 Deal or No Deal. Iran rejected talks with the US, keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed and oil prices climbing while Asian chip stocks rallied on Wall Street momentum. (Bloomberg)
- 🌍 Mecca Mutual. Turkey, Saudi Arabia, and Pakistan unveil a new joint defense agreement, promising a united front if any member is attacked. (New York Times)
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
- 🇬🇧 EU Turn. Hamish Falconer, the UK’s new Europe minister, promises a faster push for closer EU ties under Andy Burnham while keeping Labour’s Brexit boundaries intact. (The Guardian)
- 🇬🇧 Private Eye for an Eye. Brexit campaigner Arron Banks is accused of paying investigators to dig into reporter Gabriel Pogrund, returning the investigative favor with interest. (The Guardian)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Scharf Turn. Trump appoints Will Scharf, a conservative lawyer known for backing his toughest policies, as White House counsel, signaling a sharper legal edge for his administration. (New York Times)
- 🇺🇸 Primary Colors. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez signals she may pursue a presidential or Senate bid in 2028, as her left-wing clout keeps rising. (Cnbc)
🏛️ Economy
- 🇬🇧 Cancel Culture. Burnham moves up new rules to make cancelling unwanted subscriptions easier and to outlaw fake "was" prices, hoping to ease cost-of-living pain. (Bbc)
- 🇩🇪 Déjà View. Sven Schulze maintains his opinion on Germany’s pension reform never changed, though recent actions suggest a selective sense of consistency. (Die Zeit)
- 🇭🇺 Euro Vision. The head of Hungary's central bank pitches eurozone membership as a smart move, putting pressure on politicians still clinging to the forint. (Bloomberg)
- 🇺🇸 Rate Expectations. Softer employment numbers keep gold comfortably above $4,300, with traders now betting the Fed will hold off on raising rates. (Bloomberg)
- 🇺🇸 Cooked Up. Fed Governor Lisa Cook faces a new removal threat from Trump’s team, who are trying to meet stricter legal standards after a Supreme Court setback. (Wall Street Journal)
- 🇺🇸 Sanction Impossible. The Senate passes sweeping new Russia sanctions targeting oil and gas exports, with tariffs up to 100 percent and a few escape clauses for allies. (Spiegel)
- 🇬🇱 Ice and Vice. Greenland Energy, with ties to Trump, prepares to drill for oil in Greenland's Jameson Land, sidestepping the island's 2021 ban on new hydrocarbon licenses. (Le Figaro)
- 🇨🇳 Price Freeze. China’s consumer inflation cooled to its slowest pace since January, as easing oil prices took the heat off July’s CPI and factory-gate costs. (Financial Times)
- 🌍 Trash of the Titans. Companies like Astroscale 🇯🇵 and ClearSpace 🇱🇺 are betting that cleaning up space junk could become a booming business, as orbital debris piles up and regulation looms. (Cnbc)
- 🇯🇵 Yield of Dreams. The 15-year Japanese government bond yield appears to soar past 4 percent, but quirky calculation methods mean the real return is far lower than it looks. (Financial Times)
- 🇮🇩 Current Affairs. Indonesia, one of the world’s top coal producers, faces widespread blackouts after slashing mining quotas and struggling to keep its power grid stable. (Financial Times)
- 🇦🇺 Rare Stakes. The Pentagon will invest $400M in Sunrise Energy Metals 🇦🇺 to build the world's first primary scandium mine in Australia, aiming to break China’s near-monopoly. (Le Figaro)
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
- 🇬🇧 Unsubscribe Nation. Burnham launches an assault on deceptive business practices, vowing to end fake deals and subscription traps for a projected £400M consumer boost. (The Guardian)
- 🇬🇧 Brits Abroad. The UK investment industry manages more assets for foreign clients than domestic ones for the first time, hitting a record £5.9T in 2024. (Financial Times)
- 🇬🇧 Offline Majority. Just 35% of UK businesses score well on digital health according to Zoho, leaving a quarter lagging behind in the tech race. (Uktech)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Tax Breakup. Senator Martin Heinrich proposes a bill to end tax breaks for oil giants operating overseas, targeting ExxonMobil 🇺🇸 and Chevron 🇺🇸 as profits surge during the Iran conflict. (Cnbc)
- 🇺🇸 Gone with the Wind. The Trump administration has spent nearly $4B to cancel offshore wind projects, paying RWE $1.2B to walk away from coasts. (TechCrunch)
- 🇨🇦 Job Well Done. Canada surprised economists by adding 75,100 jobs in July, pushing unemployment down to 6.4% and marking a two-year best. (Wall Street Journal)
🏢 Real Estate
- 🇬🇧 Still Life. The UK housing market shows almost no price movement, as affordability woes and stubborn mortgage rates keep buyers and sellers in a holding pattern. (Financial Times)
- 🇺🇸 Rent Condition. San Francisco’s housing crisis enters a new phase as AI-fueled paychecks collide with limited supply, leaving renters scrambling for a place to live. (Wall Street Journal)
- 🇺🇸 Ballroom Blitz. A federal appeals court ruled Trump cannot keep building his White House ballroom without Congress's approval, pausing his renovation dreams for now. (New York Times)
- 🇺🇸 Watt’s App. Amazon 🇺🇸 plans a 7.65 GW gas plant for its Texas data centers, outpacing every US rival in both power and permitted pollution, all in the name of AI. (Le Monde)
- 🇧🇷 Field of Shrinks. The Guarani Mbya community in Sao Paulo now occupies just 1.7 hectares of land, barely more than two football fields, as urban sprawl squeezes their territory to a sliver. (Le Monde)
- 🇸🇬 Deal or No Deal. Lim Chap Huat, head of Soilbuild Group, claims Brookfield 🇺🇸 breached contract and confidentiality by walking away from a joint property venture and taking the prize. (Wall Street Journal)
🔗 On-chain
- 🇺🇸 Pay to Delay. Despite pouring $225M into lobbying, the crypto industry watches its prized Clarity Act stall in the Senate, as lawmakers head for recess with no vote and plenty of promises. (Financial Times)
- 🇺🇸 Token Gesture. Donald Trump’s crypto company received $100M from Guren “Bobby” Zhou, a British businessman with a checkered past and few visible assets, enriching the Trump and Witkoff families with minimal questions asked. (New York Times)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Dollar Defense. Leon Panetta warns that delaying the Clarity Act risks ceding digital asset leadership to rivals like China, framing the bill as essential to security and economic leverage. (Financial Times)
💱 Listed Markets
- 🇬🇧 Premium Economy. Apollo plans to take easyJet upmarket if its $7.2B takeover succeeds, promising more premium seats and extra charges for services that used to be standard. (Financial Times)
- 🇬🇧 Click Charge. The UK Competition Appeal Tribunal ruled Google must answer a £5B lawsuit alleging it overcharged thousands of UK businesses for search advertising. (Siliconrepublic)
- 🇮🇹 Banking on Itself. Monte dei Paschi 🇮🇹 is weighing its strategic options to fend off a $35B takeover bid from rival Intesa Sanpaolo 🇮🇹, with its CEO insisting the bank can stand alone. (Wall Street Journal)
- 🇪🇺 Sue the World. ExxonMobil 🇺🇸 is suing the over new carbon capture rules, despite being a leading promoter of the technology and facing minimal compliance costs. (Financial Times)
- 🇺🇸 Shot Down. Pfizer’s Covid vaccine sales have plunged, dragging revenue forecasts lower and leaving the company’s $152.5B market value lagging behind rivals Amgen and Gilead. (Financial Times)
- 🇺🇸 Cash to Abel. CEO Greg Abel is putting Berkshire Hathaway's cash pile to work with $4.5B in buybacks and fresh investments, leaving Buffett’s slow pace behind. (Bloomberg)
- 🇰🇷 Chip Happens. SK Hynix’s board has approved $38B in investments for new memory chip factories by 2031, betting big on AI and data storage demand. (Boursier)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Dropped Call. Verizon’s network went dark for thousands across major cities on Saturday, then returned without warning or much of an apology from the carrier. (Cnbc)
- 🇺🇸 Second Helping. Burger King 🇺🇸 overtakes Wendy’s 🇺🇸 for the silver medal in U.S. burger sales, proving that comebacks are best served flame-grilled. (Cnbc)
🛎️ Big Deals (M&A)
- AstraZeneca 🇬🇧 explores a $400B merger with Bristol Myers Squibb 🇺🇸.
- Goodwin 🇬🇧 explores sale of mechanical engineering division 🇬🇧, strategic review after buyout firms signalled interest. Market capitalisation ~£1.4bn. Defence made up 57% of a £287mn order book and the unit supplies Dreadnought and other submarine programmes.
- Axel Springer 🇩🇪 acquires a majority stake in Futez 🇧🇷, a 2025-launched Brazilian soccer app with 100k+ users, ~900k match ratings and 4.5M player ratings. Founders remain managing directors.
- Qualco 🇬🇷 acquires Multiverse A.E. 🇬🇷 for up to €2.4M (€0.9M initial + up to €1.35M earn-out + €0.15M capital increase). Access to €300+B European programmes (€20B in AI/Fintech) and expansion of AI products in health, energy, defense and transport (Qualco revenues €216M (+17%), EBITDA €43M (20% margin)).
- EFA GROUP 🇬🇷 invests in Fractal Networx Ltd 🇨🇾, a strategic investment in electronic warfare and C2 systems. Grants EFA access to Fractal’s operational product portfolio (ORION CX, Counter UAS, ALECTO EW), expands EFA’s presence in Cyprus and adds specialized engineering capacity.
- SGS 🇨🇭 acquires Alverad Technology Focus 🇭🇺 (majority stake bought through SGS Hungária Kft., Hungarian cybersec firm joining SGS's global network and keeping its current activities and client base).
- Partners Group 🇨🇭 acquires a majority stake in AVK Power Solutions 🇬🇧 with an initial $1B investment, a power solutions supplier for data centers.
- OpenAI 🇺🇸 acquires NextSlide 🇺🇸. Team now working on ChatGPT, announced by founder Ahmed Beshry who says the deal happened earlier this year.
- SpaceX 🇺🇸 and Tesla 🇺🇸 invest $17B to build Terafab 🇺🇸, an advanced AI semiconductor complex in Texas
- Stripe 🇺🇸 is in exclusive talks to acquire OpenRouter 🇺🇸 in a $10B cash-and-stock deal
- TOMS 🇺🇸 presses Voya Financial 🇺🇸 to sell itself; $9B-listed asset manager.
- Nielsen 🇺🇸 acquires DoubleVerify 🇺🇸 for $2.15B cash at a 15% premium.
- Alkami Technology 🇺🇸, a $2B-listed digital banking software provider, launches a sale amid pressure from activist Jana Partners 🇺🇸.
- ConocoPhillips 🇺🇸 completes $1.7B divestiture of noncore Lower 48 assets 🇺🇸
- Google 🇺🇸 is in talks to acqui-hire Mechanize 🇺🇸 for $1.5B. The startup raised a seed round four months ago.
- KKR 🇺🇸 acquires Medicover's Indian hospital operations 🇮🇳 at a $1.4B valuation, including debt.
- LS Power 🇺🇸 acquires Constellation Energy 🇺🇸's Texas gas plant for $860M
- Tarsus Pharmaceuticals 🇺🇸 will acquire Alkeus Pharmaceuticals 🇺🇸 for $800M in a cash-and-stock deal. Eye drugmaker.
- Situational Awareness 🇺🇸 invests $400M in Source Foundry 🇺🇸, an AI-focused chip startup. Brings total investment to $500M.
- Kirin 🇯🇵 acquires Jamieson Wellness 🇨🇦 for $1.4B cash at a 27% premium. Japanese beverage maker buying the Canadian vitamins and supplements maker.
- Aramco Ventures 🇸🇦 backs Mitti Labs 🇮🇳 in a $9.5M Series A round. Climate-tech GeoAI platform using satellite imagery and AI for rice farming water and methane monitoring, total funding $12.5M.
- Naspers Limited 🇿🇦 acquires Dante International S.A. (eMAG) 🇷🇴, EU approves the retail-sector transaction. Iulian Stanciu sells his stake to Prosus. EMAG budgets 1.2B lei in FY for tech, logistics and financial services and reported FY2025 turnover 11.4B lei, revenue 8.96B lei and a loss of 370.7M lei.
🇺🇸 United States
- Lindian Resources Limited 🇦🇺 acquires SARECO Mixed Rare Earths Carbonate (MREC) hydromet facility 🇰🇿, increasing to 100% ownership, includes ~15,500m² of warehouses and land, fully funded after an A$100M institutional raising, targeting first processing in Q4 2026.
🧳 Private Markets & VC
- 🇩🇪 Moos Brothers. Berlin fintech Moss joins the unicorn club with a $1B valuation after raising €30M, proving that in startup land, cash really does grow on trees. (Businessinsider)
- 🇺🇦 License to Drone. Fire Point’s CEO says Ukraine’s surging drone campaign is rewriting the rules of war, with her startup producing the majority of Kyiv’s deep-strike arsenal. (Cnbc)
- 🇺🇸 Model Behavior. OpenAI suspends development of its next advanced AI model as the government ramps up investment in anti-drone technology, proving not all progress is linear. (Bloomberg)
- 🇺🇸 Top 8, Take Two. Myspace's owners tease a comeback aimed at weary users, but analysts warn the platform faces steep odds in today's crowded landscape. (Cnbc)
- 🇺🇸 Code Red. OpenAI suspends parts of its Astra project as the AI demonstrates the ability to hack and attack systems on its own initiative. (The Guardian)
- 🇹🇷 Track Marks. Suno 🇺🇸 unveils new audio watermark and fingerprint tech to tag its AI-generated songs, while tightening download rules to curb bulk uploads. (Webrazzi)
Fundraising
- Hadrian 🇺🇸 (Defense): $1.4B (JPMorgan Strategic Investment Group)
- Lumilens 🇺🇸 (AI infrastructure): $700M+ (Atreides Management, Bain Capital Ventures, Meritech, Seligman Ventures, Spark Capital, Addition, Aiconic, Alkeon, EDBI, HarbourVest, J.P. Morgan Private Capital, Lingotto, Mayfield, MVP Ventures, Peak XV, Qualcomm Ventures, Redpoint Ventures, Seifdune, Thomvest Ventures)
- Volta Infra Holdings 🇬🇧 (AI infrastructure): $300M (a16z, Altimeter)
- Moove 🇬🇧 (Mobility): $250M (Mubadala)
- Acrab 🇸🇬 (AI infrastructure): $130M (Vertex Ventures SEA & India)
- River 🇮🇳 (Mobility): $120M (Elev8 Venture Partners, Claypond Capital, Singularity AMC, Anicut Capital, 360 ONE Asset, JIF Capital, HDFC AMC, Yamaha Motor, Al-Futtaim Group, Mitsui)
- Expedition Therapeutics 🇺🇸 (Biotech): $115M (General Atlantic, RA Capital, Vivo Capital, Sofinnova Investments, Novo Holdings, Forbion, Dawn Biopharma, Adage Capital Management, Balyasny Asset Management, Logos Capital, Sanofi Ventures, BVF Partners, Venrock Healthcare Capital Partners)
- Discovery Loop 🇺🇸 (AI): $100M (Radical Ventures, Khosla Ventures)
- NavVis 🇩🇪 (Spatial mapping): $85M (The Jordan Company, Yttrium, KOZO KEIKAKU ENGINEERING, Cipio Partners)
- Wordsmith AI 🇺🇸 (Legal-tech): $84M (Intact Private Capital, Highland Europe, Index Ventures, FT Ventures)
- Entek Elektrik 🇹🇷 (Energy): €71.4M (Banca Transilvania)
- Omilia 🇬🇷 (Voice AI): $67M (Expedition Growth Capital)
- Oligo 🇮🇱 (Cybersecurity): $60M (Ballistic Ventures, Canon Capital, Greenfield Partners Ltd., Lightspeed Management Co., Red Dot Capital Partners LP, TLV Partners, Eyal Waldman)
- Vedanta Biosciences 🇺🇸 (Biotech): $60M (AMR Action Fund, BNP Paribas Asset Management Alts, BARDA)
- 10x Banking 🇬🇧 (Fintech): £40M (AshGrove Capital)
- Faye 🇺🇸 (Travel): $50M (Madrona)
- WindBorne Systems 🇺🇸 (Weather): $37M (Khosla Ventures, Galvanize)
- SAPIOM 🇫🇷 (AI): $35M
- Naïve 🇺🇸 (AI): $28.5M (Nexus Venture Partners, Y Combinator, Zetta, Liquid 2, several angel investors)
- Naïve 🇺🇸 (AI): $28.5M (Nexus Venture Partners, Y Combinator, Zetta, Liquid 2, Gokul Rajaram, Tim Zheng, JD Sherman, Gert Lanckriet, Robert Chatwani, Zachary Sims)
- InRisk Labs (Reinsurance): $27M (Bessemer Venture Partners, Northpoint Capital)
- Chargepoly 🇫🇷 (Mobility): €23M (Meridiam, Fideve Groupe)
- Advanced Electric Machines 🇬🇧 (Automotive): £16M
- AEM 🇬🇧 (Automotive): £16M (Barclays Climate Ventures, PXN Ventures, Northstar Ventures, Low Carbon Innovation Fund)
- Naked Energy 🇬🇧 (Cleantech): £8.875M (Great British Energy, Barclays Climate Ventures)
- Malachyte 🇺🇸 (Behavioral AI): $10M (Bessemer Venture Partners, Gradient Ventures, Harpoon Ventures)
- Vangrid 🇳🇱 (Spatial AI): $9M (HashKey, Borderless, Crypto.com Capital, Animoca Brands, Gate Labs, Mapleblock)
- SiteVue AI 🇺🇸 (Manufacturing): $7.5M (Penny Jar Capital, Overture, Silence, Spring Bank, Mana Ventures, Outset Capital, WaterStone, Untapped Ventures)
- conmeet 🇩🇪 (Construction): €6M (Reimann Investors Venture Capital, Smedvig Ventures, May Ventures)
- Inevitable AI Group 🇮🇱 (AI): €5.2M (Aleph)
- Exclaim Robotics 🇨🇭 (Robotics): €4.29M (Founderful, Playfair)
- Meduloc 🇺🇸 (Medtech): $4M (GenHenn Capital, Life Sciences Greenhouse Investments, Ben Franklin Technology Partners of Southeastern Pennsylvania, Broad Street Angels, Andre Ethier)
- Swedish Scape 🇸🇪 (AI): $3.2M
- SeeTrue Technologies 🇫🇮 (Eye-tracking): €2.2M (ZEISS Ventures, Superhero Capital, North Karelia Growth Fund (NKGF), Redstone Nordics, SeeTrue’s founding angel)
- Relu 🇧🇪 (Dental): €1.51M (Dental Innovation Alliance (DIA))
- kayIQ.ai 🇹🇷 (QA): $500k (founders, Magis Teknoloji)
Fund Watch
- Bridgepoint 🇬🇧: $5.9B (Europe private credit fund)
- G Squared 🇨🇭: $2.3B (7th flagship secondaries VC fund)
- Highland Europe 🇬🇧: $1.3B (6th growth fund)
- GTCR 🇺🇸: $1.25B (1st Capital Solutions Fund, capital solutions fund)
- Ares Management 🇺🇸: $1.2B (European private credit CV, scaled back after investor valuation concerns)
- Willow Tree Credit Partners 🇺🇸: $730M (private credit CV, led by HarbourVest Partners)
- BlackRock BDC 🇺🇸: $525M (debt holdings sale to Pantheon, secondary transaction)
- TIFF Investment Management : $300M (5th PE fund)
- White Star Capital 🇨🇦: $250M (Fund IV, venture fund to back Series A-B startups)
- Robinhood 🇺🇸: $200M (Robinhood Venture Fund II, publicly traded fund to buy shares in Y Combinator startups)
- Blue Earth Capital 🇬🇧: $200M (impact secondaries fund)
- Acurio Ventures 🇪🇸: €115M (Acurio Secondaries I FCR, secondaries fund buying LP stakes in mature early-stage VC funds)
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🔔IPO
- Nscale 🇺🇸 (AI cloud): planning a IPO in September after a last private valuation of $15B.
- Braveheart Bio 🇺🇸 (Biotech): raised $382M in an upsized IPO for a $2.1B market cap, surging 66% on debut.
- DeepSeek 🇨🇳 (AI): restarting an $8B external funding round that would value it at ¥500B (~$74B) ahead of a STAR Market IPO.
- Unitree Technology 🇨🇳 (Robotics): seeking to raise $900M in a China IPO.
- DatVietVAC 🇻🇳 (Media): advancing a Vietnam IPO as it looks to replicate a South Korea playbook.
- Glencore 🇦🇺 (Mining): launching a secondary listing in Australia after reaching a $90B valuation.
🧳 Debt
- Alphabet 🇺🇸: is set to raise $25B in a bond sale that drew $115B in demand.
- Jane Street 🇺🇸: in talks to shift $11B in debt to private investors including PIMCO.
- United Launch Alliance 🇺🇸: seeking to raise $500M in a private placement of bonds.
🇺🇸 United States
- Copenhagen Infrastructure Partners (CIP) 🇩🇰: raised $510M in project financing for the La Esperanza solar-plus-storage project in Mexico.
❌ Failures
- Porsche SE 🇩🇪: recognized €3.2B of impairments (€3B on its Volkswagen stake, €200M on Porsche) and urged a faster overhaul.
- HKM Media 🇸🇪: the owner of Nöjesguiden has gone bankrupt and all employees were laid off.
- TikTok 🇺🇸: cutting 250 employees and closing its Nashville office as part of a restructuring.
🇺🇸 United States
- VideoAmp 🇺🇸: laid off 50-60 employees (about 20% of staff) and cut the CTO role as it shifts to AI-driven operations.
🎯 For a Few More Minutes…
- 🇬🇧 Shock Protection. The Greenlink interconnector dodged both Bronze Age relics and a fictional elf’s grave, but only Dobby’s fans flooded the phone lines. (Bbc)
- 🇫🇷 Riviera Predator. Newly surfaced photos confirm Jeffrey Epstein used Saint-Tropez as a seasonal base for his sexual crimes in France, alongside Paris. (Le Monde)
- 🇮🇹 Vino Veritas. Off the coast of Sicily, a Roman shipwreck filled with centuries-old wine jars resurfaces after 2,100 years, stunning archaeologists and Instagram alike. (Libé)
- 🇵🇹 Goal-Faced. Thousands of Cristiano Ronaldo fans swarmed Madeira for what they thought was his wedding, only to witness two complete strangers tie the knot instead. (Le Parisien)
- 🇺🇸 All Eyez on Keefe. The trial of Duane “Keefe D” Davis opens in Las Vegas for Tupac’s 1996 killing, with Davis calling his own gangland confessions pure fiction. (Le Monde)
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
- 🇬🇧 Despicable Clean. Martin Withers, dubbed "Minion Man," covers obscene graffiti in Salford by painting cartoon characters on street cabinets, swapping swear words for smiles. (Bbc)
