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A Free Lunch newsletter archive of July 29, 2026

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The most heavily software-locked object in the American economy turned out to be a tractor, and the people who picked the lock were farmers, who have a lobby, a century of fixing things themselves and no patience. On 8 July the Federal Trade Commission and five states settled with Deere: for the next 10 years, farmers and independent workshops get the same diagnostic tools as authorised dealers, including clearing fault codes, pairing newly fitted electronic parts, and restarting a machine stuck in limp mode. A separate class action put $99M into a fund for anyone who paid a dealer for a repair since January 2018. Six states brought consumer electronics repair laws into force on 1 January, and Oregon and Colorado banned parts pairing outright.

Nobody has done this for the bicycle. VanMoof failed on 17 July 2023 with 190,000 riders on the road, more than $180M raised and losses of roughly โ‚ฌ78M in each of its final two years. The bikes could not be unlocked, because unlocking was a server. The rescue came from a competitor: Cowboy wrote an app so that VanMoof owners could generate their own digital key. Cowboy has since been swallowed by a French group currently being evicted from its assembly plant for unpaid rent, whose previous acquisition, Angell, arrived with 2,800 owners of frames that crack and a โ‚ฌ10M recall nobody could fund. Continuity planning in this sector means hoping the next company down the road feels generous.

Brussels applies its repair directive from Friday. Annex II runs to washing machines, refrigerators, electronic displays, vacuum cleaners, welding equipment, servers, phones and tablets. Bicycles are absent, because the list is pegged to products already carrying reparability requirements under Ecodesign rules, and the connected bicycle carries none. From 31 July a European consumer acquires the right to have a vacuum cleaner mended at a reasonable price, and no right at all over the โ‚ฌ3,000 machine that stops working when somebody in another country turns off a server.

The lock has a defence, and it deserves stating. A bicycle that any workshop can reflash is a bicycle that can be derestricted well past 25 km/h, and the manufacturer carries the liability when it hits a pedestrian. Battery fires are not a thought experiment either. Sealing the firmware is a rational answer to a genuine exposure. It simply stops being an answer on the day the manufacturer ceases to exist, at which point the liability belongs to nobody and the hardware belongs to nobody useful. The bicycle was the one machine built to outlast everyone who touched it, the thing a 15 year old could fix with a spanner in a shed, and a frame from 1950 still rides perfectly well. 190,000 people discovered that theirs came with counterparty risk.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Remaniac. Friedrich Merzโ€™s much-hyped cabinet shakeup devolves into chaos, leaving his authority even weaker ahead of looming far-right gains. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Pride and Prejudice. Germany’s AfD, long opposed to Pride flags and LGBTQ rights, may gain political ground after the Berlin attack despite its anti-LGBTQ stance. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Hot Seat. Pedro Sanchezโ€™s cross-party climate pact goes up in smoke as right-wing lawmakers refuse to sign on despite raging wildfires. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Ring Leader. Antwerp diamond bosses gifted Trump a lavish ยซย Freedom 250ย ยป ring just as he scrapped US tariffs on Belgian diamonds, prompting a rabbi to file a corruption complaint. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Surprise Party. Iran fired a volley of ballistic missiles at troops in the Middle East, all of which the Pentagon claims were intercepted, abruptly ending the recent pause in hostilities. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cold Warmer. President Zelensky will meet President Trump at the White House as the two leaders signal a thaw in their once-frosty relationship and discuss stalled Ukraine peace talks. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Aid and Abet. As the global HIV conference opens in Brazil, UN officials warn that slashed US and European aid budgets now threaten key prevention programs worldwide. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช Marching Orders. With transition talks set to begin, rival Venezuelan groups fill the streets, each demanding their version of democracy while the US watches closely. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Faulty Towers. Japanโ€™s Kumamoto area endured a 7.1 earthquake, leaving tens of thousands without power and transport paralyzed, while nuclear plants remain stable for now. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Hotline Bling. Iran touts phone diplomacy with Saudi and Omani officials about the Strait of Hormuz, as Trump congratulates himself on negotiations Iran denies are occurring. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ Walkout of Fame. The US stormed out of a Security Council meeting after France compared its human rights record to North Korea and Russia, turning diplomatic drama into performance art. (Le Temps)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Track Record. South Western Railway slows trains and revises timetables as heatwave-driven drought shrinks soil beneath Englandโ€™s rails, proving even infrastructure can sweat. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fake It to Break It. A tribunal judge rebukes the Home Office for using AI-invented information to block an asylum claim, likening it to submitting fabricated evidence. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Head Offence. Green Party leader Zack Polanski refuses to apologise to Nigel Farage after reposting a guillotine-themed image, insisting it was an honest mistake and accusing Farage of amplifying the controversy for political gain. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Memoir Material. Bidenโ€™s own words on tape confirm he kept classified files after leaving office, but the special counsel still found no grounds for prosecution. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Think Tanked. The Heritage Foundation is in turmoil as internal battles over Trumpism and rising extremism mirror the Republican Partyโ€™s post-Trump identity crisis. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Staying Afloat. Germany’s economy is set for slight Q2 growth, says the Bundesbank, as industrial exports and consumer spending keep recession at bay for now. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Banana Republics. The European Commission eyes a ยซย high-riskย ยป list for imported organic products such as bananas and tea, hoping to patch up the battered bio label. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Pitch Perfect. Infantino wants FIFA to create a $20B company selling 20 percent of World Cup rights to private investors, with UEFA warning that footballโ€™s leadership is not for sale. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pace Yourself. Over 1,000 employees from OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Meta ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and Google ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ urge the to regulate AI development, warning that unchecked progress risks spiraling beyond human control. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Fuel’s Gold. The Australian government backs a $4M feasibility study for a new refinery, betting on sovereignty over profitability for the first time since the 1960s. (Le Figaro)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Control Freaks. Business secretary Jonathan Reynolds insists the new UK government welcomes private investment, even as PM Andy Burnham champions more public ownership in sectors like water and steel. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง AI Caramba. The Bank of England launches a probe into London banksโ€™ surging exposure to Asian AI-linked equities, fearing a tech-fueled bubble could burst on their balance sheets. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bot Blocked. The Trump administration has banned new Chinese-made humanoid robots and power inverters, citing national security risks and escalating the tech standoff with Beijing. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ticket to Hide. Delaware Life, owned by Dodgers boss Mark Walter, reclassified $100M in loans to โ€œDodger Tickets LLCโ€ as related-party assets after prosecutors began investigating its private credit dealings. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Miles to Go. With new car loans averaging almost 6 years, buyers enjoy lower monthly bills but pay more in the end for the ride. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tariff Wars. The National Republican Congressional Committee launched digital ads attacking House Democrats who oppose Trump’s tariffs, framing them as siding with China just months before the 2026 midterms. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Freeze Frame. New Yorkโ€™s mayor celebrated a two-year rent freeze for nearly 1M tenants, reigniting the global debate over whether rent controls help or harm cities. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Home Alone. New York City publishes a list of luxury pied-ร -terre owners, including boldface names, as a warning before hitting them with a new tax. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Seismic Bids. Investors piled into Japanese construction shares after the Kyushu quake, anticipating that rebuilding demand will outweigh the human toll. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Block Discount. UK housebuilders are unloading bundles of unsold homes to institutional investors at record discounts of 15% to 20% as private buyers retreat. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Gridlocked. Plans for 24 hyperscale data centers in Scotland ignite a national debate, with locals fearing energy shortages and little benefit beyond big techโ€™s bottom line. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Block Discount. UK housebuilders are unloading bundles of unsold homes to institutional investors at record discounts of 15% to 20% as private buyers retreat. (Financial Times)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Compliance Theater. Binance ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has tightened its cooperation with police, forcing law enforcement to navigate slower international channels and frustrating global crime investigations. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bit by Bit. Strategy collects $544M in fresh capital, only to announce it will not be adding to its Bitcoin stash just yet. (Journalducoin)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Chip Shot. A single trade in SK Hynix stock triggered a $60M wipeout in crypto bets, proving that correlation can be a dangerous game. (Bloomberg)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Folded Away. Google DeepMind has disbanded its Nobel-winning AlphaFold team, shifting key researchers to Gemini and other AI projects in a sweeping strategy overhaul. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Auto Correct. Mercedes revises its 2026 revenue outlook downward as Chinaโ€™s market sours, signaling another rough road ahead for German carmakers. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Chip Shot. NXP Semiconductors ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ beat profit and revenue forecasts for Q2 thanks to growth across all markets, but investors still sent shares down 5.8% after hours. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Swipe Right. Visa ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ saw revenue climb last quarter on resilient spending, but the company is still trimming about 7% of jobs to keep pace with industry shifts. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Gravity Test. SpaceX and Tesla ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ have shed $1.5T in value, and SpaceXโ€™s first earnings plus a looming lockup expiration could pull shares even lower. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Buyer Beware. eBay and several former executives will pay $56M to newsletter writers Ina and David Steiner, who were harassed with threats and bizarre mail in 2019. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Plane and Simple. Boeing reported a $428M quarterly loss after another $280M overrun on its Air Force One project, with delivery now delayed to 2028. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท AI Caramba. Despite a 557 percent profit jump from AI chip sales, SK Hynix shares slid as results failed to satisfy market expectations. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Tech Off, Bank On. As hopes for tech fade, Hong Kong financial shares rally toward a two-year high, proving money still loves tradition. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช Footnote Fetish. PwC Middle East published โ€œthought leadershipโ€ reports on AI and electric vehicles packed with fake citations and AI-generated hallucinations, embarrassing a firm that sells itself as an expert on responsible tech. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Trading Places. Barclays posted a 17% profit jump in H1 thanks to strong equities trading, but rising costs and Wall Street envy sent the stock down 4%. (Boursier)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Flat Rate. UPS expects third-quarter domestic revenue to be flat, but CEO Carol Tomรฉ insists the company has moved past its recent bumps and is back on track for growth. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • 9fin ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง completes an employee secondary share sale with its employees ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง after a $170m Series C at a $1.3bn valuation. More than half of eligible staff cashed out.
  • Saint-Gobain ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires Phu My Innovative Materials (PMIM) ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ, one of Vietnam’s largest modern plasterboard plants, ~โ‚ฌ20M revenue in 2025.
  • Stellantis ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ cedes its stake in Free2move ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท to Mutares ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช. Sale of the carโ€‘sharing unit, completion expected by endโ€‘2026, buyer plans to develop a mobility platform and pursue EV transition.
  • Grupa Kapitaล‚owa Valeza ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ acquires Prime ASI ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ (purchases 32M shares (27.40% of capital and votes) in a secondary shareholder transaction, defence/dualโ€‘use sector).
  • Cyera ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Oasis Security ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1B. Deal mostly cash with remainder in Cyera shares.
  • Coalesce Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ makes a strategic growth investment in Workstreet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, an AI-native compliance and cybersecurity services provider.
  • Aquila ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires Enocta ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท, a learning technologies company serving 550+ institutions, 70+ partners and 3.5M+ users. Aquila is part of a TSXโ€‘listed global group.
  • Ebanx ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท partners with Pagaleve ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท to launch Pix 4x, a BNPL on Pix offering four biweekly instalments, using Pagaleveโ€™s ML/AI risk engine for sub-3s credit decisions.
  • PetroChina ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ weighs selling part of its 15% stake in LNG Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ.
  • Prince Al Waleed bin Talal Al Saud ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ acquires a 5% stake in Lucid Motors ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, buying just over 19M shares when Lucid’s market cap was below $2B.
  • Angola ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด sells a 15% stake in Unitel ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด for $321M in the largest IPO in the nation’s history. Dominant mobile operator.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • The Team ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Casey Wasserman’s remaining stake ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ with additional investment from Providence Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Crack of Dawn. Anthropicโ€™s Claude AI model uncovered vulnerabilities in a weakened encryption algorithm, hinting that AI may soon challenge the core security assumptions of the internet. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Collateral Damage. Wall Street banks including Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan are demanding more collateral from hedge funds as AI stock losses trigger automatic margin calls and expose leverage risks. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bank Shot. Elon Muskโ€™s X Money app debuts in the, letting X subscribers send money, earn up to 6% APY, and flash an X-branded Visa card. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pay Now, Byte Later. Apple teams up with Klarna๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช to offer device leases starting at $12 per month, making pricey iPhones and Macs a subscription habit instead of a one-time splurge. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Freeze Frame. DeepSeek halts its $74B fundraising round after its founder makes a dramatic exit, leaving investors with more questions than answers. (Journalducoin)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Fashion Police. Shein ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ discloses an active FTC probe into its US business, adding regulatory suspense to its already ambitious Hong Kong IPO plans. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Barely Legal. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing Minnesota to block a law banning ยซย nudifyย ยป apps, arguing it violates free speech and threatens $50B in penalties. (Cnbc)

Fundraising

  • iwoca ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): ยฃ250M (a leading UK bank, Waterfall Asset Management)
  • Spur Intelligence ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $200M (Insight Partners)
  • Dwelly ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Proptech): $170M (EQT Growth, General Catalyst, Trinity Capital, Max Junestrand, Victor Riparbelli, Mati Staniszewski)
  • PEX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $160M (Bluff Point Associates, Clear Haven Capital Management)
  • Claris Biotherapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $118M (Samsara Biocapital, Catalio Capital Management, Adage Capital Management, Sofinnova Investments, Aisling Capital, ADAR1 Capital Management, Novo Holdings, Janus Henderson Investors, Mass General Brigham Ventures)
  • Enigma ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $71M (Index Ventures, Ribbit Capital, Conviction Partners, leaders from OpenAI, Anthropic, DeepMind, xAI, Cognition, Wiz)
  • Act Security ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Cloud security): $60M (Team8, Bessemer Venture Partners, Hetz Ventures, Claltech, Notable Capital, Startpoint Capital, SVCI)
  • Claros Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Environmental): $55M (Treehouse Family Capital LLC, Daikin America, Veralto, Bush Foundation, Nord Asset Management, Saint Paul & Minnesota Foundation)
  • Eightco Holdings ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Digital assets): $52.5M (World Foundation)
  • World Foundation ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Identity): $52.5M (Pantera Capital, Bain Capital Crypto, Eightco Holdings (ORBS), Selini Capital, Susquehanna Crypto)
  • Fish Audio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Voice AI): $52M (Coreline Ventures, Capital Today, 359 Capital, Play Time, HF0, 645 Ventures, Parable, Carya Venture Partners, Alphalist Partners, leading angel investors)
  • Flourish Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $46M (B Capital, F-Prime, Cherryrock Capital)
  • ProphetX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Prediction market): $35M (Parlay Capital, Data Point Capital, FDJ Ventures, Greenwave Ventures, Connexa Capital, Impellent Ventures, the Operating Group, Sharp Alpha Advisors, Chicago Trading Company Ventures, Belvedere Trading, principals at White Swan Data, principals at Consolidated Trading, Ematiq)
  • Hush Security ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Cybersecurity): $30M (Akamai Technologies, Battery Ventures, YL Ventures)
  • Natural ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $30M (Forerunner Ventures, Aarmaan Ali, Baris Akis, Ramtin Naimi, Nichole Wischoff, Darragh Buckley, Pablo Palafox, Paul Klein IV, Akshay Kothari, Henri Stern, Max Segall, Pete Koomen, Dylan Babbs, Art Levy, Jake Paul, Logan Paul)
  • Epitel ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $26M (Catalyst Health Ventures, Genoa Ventures)
  • ZuriQ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ (Quantum): $25.5M (Quantonation, Forward.one, Extantia, Firgun Ventures, existing investors)
  • Excedr ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Life sciences): $25M (BOK Financial, existing investors, global single-family offices)
  • CORE Biomedicine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Biotech): $21M (UTokyo Innovation Platform Co., Ltd., Elikon Venture, InnoPinnacle Fund, Mitsubishi UFJ Capital Co., Ltd., Suzhou Capital Group Co., Ltd., CD Capital, YuanBio Venture Capital, Vision Incubate Co., Ltd., Root Venture Partners)
  • Elio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Hardware): $21M (Innovation Endeavors, Xora, Kevin Weil, Scribble VC, UpWest, Resolute Ventures)
  • Array Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aerospace): $21M (Mitsubishi Electric Corporation, Catapult Ventures, Kompas VC, Y Combinator)
  • Healia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $18M (111ยฐ West Capital, Y Combinator, First Round Capital, Pioneer Fund, GoAhead Ventures, North Coast Ventures)
  • Vivid Dx ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Diagnostics): $15M (Oxford Science Enterprises, Cedars-Sinai Intellectual Property Co., Jameel Investment Management Company, additional strategic investors)
  • Sent ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Messaging): $12M (Companyon Ventures, Bessemer Venture Partners, Urban Innovation Fund, CP Overture)
  • metr ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Proptech): โ‚ฌ10.5M (SBG โ€“ Sรคchsische Beteiligungsgesellschaft mbH, Kachel GmbH (WIKA), IBB Capital, BRAWO Capital, Next Big Thing AG, business angels)
  • DeltaVision ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Spacetech): โ‚ฌ10.2M (KT Ventures, Valemount Capital, Futury Capital, private investors)
  • Procode Inc. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $10M (Health Velocity Capital)
  • Buildforce ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Staffing): $10M (Saepio Capital, Blue Heron Capital, Revolution’s Rise of the Rest Seed Fund, S3 Ventures, Chicago Ventures)
  • Tiger Technology ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Hybrid cloud): โ‚ฌ8.7M (TCEE Fund IV, 3TS Capital Partners, TDJ, Endeavor Catalyst, Impetus, MFG)
  • Pstryk ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Smart Energy): โ‚ฌ7M (Future Energy Ventures, Axpo Group, Montis VC, ff Venture Capital, Simpact Ventures, angel investors)
  • Dopl Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $6.3M (SpringTide Ventures)
  • Alpen ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Building materials): $6M (Inherent Capital, Arborview Capital)
  • Aurenar ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $5.7M (Go Red for Women Venture Fund, Solas BioVentures, BJC Health, Kaleida Capital)
  • Mirae ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $5.4M (Oxford Science Enterprises)
  • DITTO ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (Femtech): โ‚ฌ5.2M (FoodLabs, EKA Ventures, angel investors)
  • Pilot Protocol ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Software): $4.5M (Version One Ventures, Precursor Ventures, Night Capital, Todd & Rahul Capital, Lenny Rachitsky, Ben Tossell)
  • Perceptual Robotics ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Renewables): ยฃ4M+ (Investing for Purpose, Loggerhead Ventures, One Planet Capital, Innovate UK)
  • 5U AI ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Logistics): $3.2M (Emerge Capital, senior executives from DHL, GEODIS, DSV, Maersk, Ceva Logistics)
  • Beelzebub ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Cybersecurity): โ‚ฌ3M (United Ventures)

Fund Watch

  • Brookfield Asset Management ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: $2B (Brookfield Middle East Partners, regional private equity fund. First close. PIF anchor)
  • Align Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $125M (Early-Stage Fund II, oversubscribed early-stage consumer fund โ€” $2Mโ€“$10M checks into 15โ€“20 brands)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Jersey Mikeโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Restaurants): IPO said to be more than 10 times oversubscribed.
  • DexForce ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Robotics): said to be considering a Hong Kong IPO, size not disclosed.
  • Zhongji Innolight ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Optics): pricing 54.5M shares at HK$980 each, raising about HK$53.4B (~$6.8B), below its HK$1,010 maximum.
  • Elevate Campuses ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Education): said to launch a $267M India IPO August.
  • OKX ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ (Crypto): plans an IPO within two years with ICE backing (no fundraising amount disclosed).

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • SoftBank Group ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต: sold ยฅ90B (~$550M) in yen bonds to institutions (threeโ€‘ and fiveโ€‘year tranches with 3.270% and 3.886% coupons, the highest for these maturities).
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Riverwards Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raised $37.3M in construction financing for 2507 Almond Street.
  • Arixa Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: closed a $74.8M construction loan for an 83โ€‘unit townhome community in Flagstaff, AZ.
  • Kennedy Funding ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: closed a $1.26M cash-out refinance land loan in Cartagena, Colombia.

โŒ Failures

  • GSK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: to cut jobs under a ยฃ1.9bn costโ€‘cutting plan while investing ยฃ400m in UK life sciences and moving 1,000+ scientists to Cambridge.
  • Diageo ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: opened a collective dismissal affecting 97 of 127 employees at its Milan office.
  • Nothing ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: the London smartphone maker confirms restructurings and job cuts after reports of up to 40% of roles being cut and says Phone (4b) sold 29,537 units on day one.
  • Lufthansa ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: launches ยซย New Waysย ยป to cut up to 550 full-time positions (part of a previously announced 4,000-job reduction).
  • Zurich ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: FINMA imposed a partial sales ban, prompting the insurer to let staff go.
  • Visa ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: cutting about 2,600 jobs, roughly 7% of its workforce.
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • Lenzing ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น: the Austrian textile maker closed sites in the UK and Austria as part of a turnaround plan.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Legendary Beverly Hills restaurant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: closed abruptly after a 30-year run, leaving celebrity clientele demanding answers.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Not So Innocent. Hans Asperger, long celebrated for his work on autism, is now exposed as a collaborator in the Nazi regime’s eugenics policies. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Lost and Unfound. Families of MH370 victims appeal Malaysia Airlinesโ€™ compensation ruling in Beijing, demanding truth and accountability after 12 years of unanswered questions and unresolved grief. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Ivory Mystery. Fourteen elephants have died under unclear circumstances near Kenyaโ€™s Amboseli National Park, prompting a rapid inquiry and lab tests for disease or poisoning. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ Bone New World. A 210-million-year-old dinosaur skeleton found near Lake Kariba introduces Musango matusadonaensis, challenging the idea that early southern African dinos were all the same cast. (Le Monde)

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