๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Oops, I Did It Again

Admit, audit, repeat: the new magic trick.

A Free Lunch newsletter archive of August 17, 2026

Good morning!

France’s tax administration lost 678,438 records to an intruder inside its systems at the end of June, then a cadastral server the same seller says holds 2,041,778 owners. Both came to light in August, when he put them up for sale on a criminal forum, samples attached. The year had already produced the radio frequencies regulator in April, the identity documents agency a fortnight later at 12M records and an intruder who turned out to be 15, and the national bank account register, opened with one agent account and no second factor. โ‚ฌ200M for state cybersecurity had been announced on 30 April, recycled from an existing investment programme, not new money. David Amiel, France’s public accounts minister, supplied apologies, individual letters to victims, an investigation and an audit. Nobody has resigned.

The British electoral register, some 40M names matched to home addresses, sat open from August 2021, was noticed in October 2022 and reached the public in August 2023. The legal database serving all 43 police forces in England and Wales went up on a leak site in July. The one incident Britain volunteered involved 51 officials’ emails, left open for 40 hours and disclosed in an annual report as below the reporting threshold. Britain’s tax collector separately handed ยฃ47M to a phishing operation that opened accounts in taxpayers’ names, which is money rather than data and still cost nobody a job.

Conduent, an American contractor running health and food aid systems for more than 30 states, sat open to intruders for three months from October 2024 and took until this spring to finish telling the 25M people whose social security numbers it lost. Homeland Security disclosed in July that its own information sharing network had been compromised in early summer. National Public Data, a broker holding 2.9B records on Americans, Britons and Canadians, resolved its own breach by going bankrupt, the only accountability mechanism on record.

Sweden priced the failure once, in 2017, two ministers gone in a day after the driving licence register was handed to foreign subcontractors, the agency head convicted and fined. Amiel took the job in February, 30 years of technical debt are not his handiwork, and writing individually to every victim is more than most administrations attempt. But two thirds of the French population through the jobs agency in 2024, 40M British voters, 2.9B records at a single American broker: the adult whose name, address, date of birth, household, income and property are not already circulating, priced for a few weeks and free after that, is a statistical curiosity. Bank cards are reissued and passwords are changed. A date of birth is issued once. The audit lands in September, and the file it examines was finished long before anyone was told.

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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Silent Quad. Cambridge mourns Jason Arday after his unexpected passing, leaving the historic college in shock and sparking tributes across the academic world. (Washington Post)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Nuclear Option. Spain, hailed as a renewables leader, will keep its Almaraz nuclear plant running until 2030 instead of shutting it down in 2027, giving atomic energy a last-minute encore. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Red Line. Danish PM Mette Frederiksen, once a left-wing idealist, now champions some of Europe’s toughest anti-immigration policies, joining Italy’s Meloni in demanding offshore deportation centers. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Visa La Vista. The EU’s much-delayed ETIAS travel permit quietly loses its 2026 launch date, with 2027 now the consensus after border tech chaos derails the timeline. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Locked and Loaded. Estonia agrees to host Swedenโ€™s overflow of serious offenders for a fee, as both countries claim victory while rights groups warn of a growing market for rented justice. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Friendly Fire. Trump announces a major cutback in participation in South Korea war games, arguing they send the wrong message to Kim Jong-un, whose friendship he continues to praise. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Deal or No Deal. Jared Kushner sat down with Hamas officials in Egypt as Trumpโ€™s Gaza plan faces resistance from both Israel and the militants. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Independence Day? Todd Blanche declines to guarantee he will always act without White House influence, arguing that absolute autonomy is unrealistic for any attorney general. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Quad Goals. Lula da Silva, now 80, launches his campaign for a fourth presidential term in Brazil, vowing to block the rightโ€™s return and cement his legacy. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Ice Breaker. China has sent its first container ship to Europe via the Arctic, launching a shortcut that halves the usual Suez route and raises climate alarms. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Ground Rules. Indonesiaโ€™s east was rocked by a 7.7-magnitude quake that left at least 40 dead and sent residents scrambling for higher ground. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Viral Record. The Ebola outbreak in DR Congo has now killed 2,325 people, making it the deadliest in the country’s history with cases still rising. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fraud and Order. George Cottrell, a convicted fraudster known as ยซย Posh George,ย ยป remains a key adviser to Nigel Farage despite his criminal past and ongoing scrutiny over undisclosed gifts and donations. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Jury of Peers. With police and Parliament circling, Nigel Farage resigns and reclaims his seat, insisting the only verdict that matters is from Clactonโ€™s ballot box. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง CC Confidential. A monthly update on the Al Fayed investigation revealed 140 victimsโ€™ email addresses to each other, prompting the Met to issue a public apology and notify regulators. (Bbc)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Storm Approval. Hurricane Lala strikes Hawaii while President Trump authorizes FEMA disaster aid for Indiana, reminding everyone that weather and politics never take a break. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Carrier On. Trump dismissed concerns about the U.S.S. Abraham Lincolnโ€™s extended mission, telling worried families there is nothing to see and no reason to stop. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Left Out. Polls show Dr. Abdul El-Sayed lagging behind Republican Mike Rogers in Michigan, prompting Democrats to worry their progressive pick might backfire. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง False Start. Paul Taylor, ex-bricklayer turned financier, has been fined ยฃ489K and banned by the FCA for faking a โ‚ฌ200M bond portfolio in failed bids for a UK bank and Reading FC. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Trip and Save. German travel agencies report a 4 percent rise in package tour sales this summer, but travelers are cutting back on extras abroad as war jitters linger. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ On Track. Eurostat reports eurozone GDP grew 0.4% last quarter, right in line with market expectations and offering no surprises for analysts. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Sale Away. Soft retail sales figures pushed Treasury prices higher, cooling expectations for another Fed rate increase this year. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Premium Outrage. After Brian Thompson’s murder, public fury toward UnitedHealth Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and other insurers has only intensified, as soaring premiums and opaque billing fuel lasting resentment. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jet Set, Reset. The AI boom has minted a new class of young billionaires who are snapping up jets, yachts, and hyper-customized cars, leaving old-school luxury in the dust. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Love Blocked. China rolls out the worldโ€™s first nationwide rules banning AI chatbots from fostering romantic or addictive bonds with users, leaving millions of digital lovers suddenly ghosted by regulation. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Yen of Fire. Traders are ramping up bets against the yen despite US intervention, pushing the currency back toward its lows and daring policymakers to act. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Power Play. Prime Minister Narendra Modiโ€™s Independence Day speech puts semiconductor manufacturing and nuclear energy at the center of his vision for a developed India by 2047, with self-reliance and AI as supporting acts. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Benefit of the Doubt. Reform UK proposes cutting ยฃ50B from welfare by scrapping the current disability payments system, affecting nearly 3M people and replacing it with stricter eligibility. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Cash Crop. Andy Burnham unveils a ยฃ65M aid package for drought-stricken UK farmers after Labour MPs accused him of dragging his feet on climate action. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Tax and Threat. Jamie Dimon warns UK chancellor John Healey that higher bank taxes could drive jobs out of London, as JPMorgan weighs its $3.9B Canary Wharf investment. (Financial Times)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Ashes to Ashes. Spain rushes to save the ancient San Juan de la Peรฑa monastery from encroaching wildfires, relocating medieval kings’ remains as flames approach. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Resort and Report. Kushner’s coastal project in Albania draws crowds. Of protesters and prosecutors. After allegations of money laundering and cocaine links surface. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Byte the Dust. Delsia Bare and Ida Huddleston refused $26M for their Kentucky farmland once they learned it would be paved over for AI servers, not sown for the next generation. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ Chip Happens. Malaysia quietly cashes in on the global AI and data center surge, posting 6% GDP growth as chip exports and foreign investment pour in. (Financial Times)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Crowning Glories. King Charles and Prince William face a ยฃ10M bill to upgrade hundreds of rental homes on their estates to meet new energy rules by 2030, putting their green reputations on the line. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Price and Prejudice. Newly listed homes in Kensington and Chelsea saw asking prices drop by ยฃ100K in a month as sellers race to undercut each other. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fixer-Upper Frenzy. Baltimoreโ€™s once-ignored abandoned homes are suddenly in demand, with buyers outbidding each other as affordable options vanish elsewhere. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bank Shot. World Liberty, a crypto firm 38% owned by Trump family interests, just scored conditional approval for a national bank charter from regulators. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Sole Purpose. Birkenstock raises its sales outlook after a summer surge in demand, sending shares up 15% and proving comfort is big business. (Les Echos)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Scroll Control. Thirty states want Meta to overhaul Instagram and Facebook for kids, threatening to end likes, filters, and endless feeds if the company loses in court. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Heavy Metal. Gold prices surge to nearly $4,400 as disappointing retail data drags the dollar down and investors rush for cover. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Alphabet Soup. Berkshire Hathaway added $17B to its Alphabet stake in Q2, making Googleโ€™s parent its third-largest holding after Apple and AmEx. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Huangโ€™s Orbit. Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ now owns $21B of SpaceX, showing just how tightly its chips and capital are intertwined with Muskโ€™s ambitions. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Amazon Prime. Petrobras ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท announces signs of oil off the Amazon coast, igniting hopes for new reserves and outrage from environmental groups in equal measure. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช Back in the Game. BP ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has officially resumed operations in Venezuela, signing on to lead a vast offshore gas project as US sanctions ease and foreign majors pile in. (Boursier)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Born in the USA. The Detroit rivalry shifts gears as Ford and GM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ each argue they are the true American icon, with tariffs fueling the contest. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Stellantis ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ sells Brampton plant ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ after informing the union it is considering closing and selling the Toronto-area factory.
  • Diana Shipping ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท drops its bid to acquire Genco Shipping & Trading ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ, ending a nearly year-long takeover battle between the two shipping companies.
  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช offers a $4.9B LBO for Cleanaway Waste Management ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ at a 32% premium.
  • Samsonite ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ to buy an 85% stake in Bรฉis ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $178M in cash.
  • Stripe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Advent ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ bid to acquire PayPal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $53B (offer of $60.50/share), talks reportedly heating up.
  • Madison Square Garden Sports ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to spin off New York Rangers ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ into a separate public company managing the hockey business, splitting it from the Knicks operations.
  • Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to invest $3B in SB Energy ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต as part of talks with OpenAI on roughly $100B in credit support for a planned Ohio data center campus.
  • Silver Lake ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire Workday ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in a $50B LBO.
  • Candle Lake ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ makes a mandatory $13.8B cash takeover offer for Evolution ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช, the Swedish betting firm.
  • Thoma Bravo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will LBO Accelerant ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $4B at a 50% premium, an insurance marketplace.
  • Diversified Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in advanced talks to acquire Elliott-backed Birch Resources ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.7B in cash, oil & gas sector.
  • Polymarket ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acqui-hires Turf ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a sports prediction startup.
  • SpaceX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Cursor ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $60B, AI coding startup officially closed into SpaceX after an April agreement.
  • Stripe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires OpenRouter ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $7B+, the AI gateway startup that raised $113M Series B at a $1.3B valuation and claimed 8M users, offering a single access point to 400+ models.
  • Alibaba Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ sells Lingxi Games ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ to Trustar Capital for $1.5B.
  • L’imad ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช offers to delist AD Ports ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช in an $8.66B deal.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Charlie Ergen ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ takes a controlling stake in MobileX ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $200M via his SPAC CONX.
  • KKR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ offers to acquire First Gen ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ. Parent rejects the bid and shares plunge 19%.
  • WindRose Health Investors ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ recapitalizes Verified Clinical Trials ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, appointing Howard Miller as CEO and leaving founders Mitchell Efros and Kerri Weingard actively involved. Terms not disclosed, clinical-trial patient safety and data-integrity solutions.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Growth Hacking. Finance Minister Klingbeil wants to fix Germany’s start-up capital shortage with tax incentives, hoping to turn local founders into global players. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Yield of Dreams. Germanyโ€™s historic โ‚ฌ500B pension shift draws asset managers worldwide, all hoping to cash in on the countryโ€™s new investment strategy. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น Candy Crush. EverAIโ€™s CandyAI platform attracts over 47M monthly visits with its AI-powered adult roleplay, making Malta a discreet hub for digital desire. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mind Games. Selena Gomez and her mother are accused in a federal lawsuit of defrauding investors by exaggerating Wondermindโ€™s resources and partnerships while quietly letting the mental health startup unravel. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Talk Is Steep. ยซย Hill-climbingย ยป escapes machine-learning circles and conquers Silicon Valley boardrooms, proving tech jargon always finds a way up. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Claude Nine. Anthropic’s revenue soared to $11.5B in Q2, up over 14 times from last year, as the Claude chatbot rides the AI gold rush toward a blockbuster IPO. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Venture Capitalism. Robinhood launches its second public venture fund, letting retail investors buy into private startups with $200M raised at IPO and plenty of risk on the side. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Signature Move. Anthropic unveils how Claudeโ€™s new watermark will embed undetectable markers in chatbot replies, prompting some users to cancel over fears of tracking. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AI Caramba. Joshua Kushnerโ€™s Thrive Capital warns West Coast rivals that AI euphoria is no excuse for abandoning investment discipline, even as everyone rushes to cash in. (TechCrunch)

Fundraising

  • Databricks ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $5B (Coatue)
  • Base Power ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $1B (Ribbit, Addition, Valor Equity Partners, JPMorganChase’s Strategic Investment Group, Altimeter, D1 Capital Partners, Sands Capital, Coatue, Layer Global, Energy Impact Partners, Thrive Capital, a16z, Lightspeed, Trust Ventures, CapitalG)
  • Valar Atomics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $1B (Sequoia Capital, Apandion, Atreides Management, Conviction, Dream Ventures, HOF Capital, Point72, Riot Ventures, Snowpoint Ventures, Valor Equity Partners)
  • Kalshi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $750M (Sequoia, Wellington)
  • Whatnot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (eCommerce): $545M (ICONIQ, Lightspeed, Avra, Kleiner Perkins, Wellington Management, Standard Capital, Andreessen Horowitz, Bond, DST Global, Greycroft, Y Combinator, CapitalG)
  • Lovable ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): $400M (Menlo Ventures, Scaleup Europe Fund)
  • ServBanc Holdco, Inc. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Banking): $90M
  • Aligned Marketplace ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $20M (Venrock)
  • AGent Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $11M (Spero Ventures, MassMutual Ventures)
  • Worldscape ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $10M (Scout Ventures, Radius Capital)
  • Riven Systems (Critical minerals): $7.9M (Cerberus Ventures)
  • Lemma ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $2.3M (Matrix, Y Combinator, Liquid 2 Ventures, Vermilion Cliffs Ventures, Irregular Expressions, Cervin Ventures, Comma Capital, Position Ventures, Eight Capital, angels and operators from OpenAI, xAI, Meta, DoorDash)
  • Cobi ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช (AI): $1M (Lunara Partners, Plug and Play, Annex Investments, Spring)

Fund Watch

  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $3B (collateralized fund obligation backed by secondaries stakes, being considered abandoned)
  • Layer Global ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $1.1B (debut VC fund)
  • Edelweiss ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ: $700M (4th special opportunities fund, $1B target)
  • Pershing Square ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: undisclosed (evergreen VC fund to hold pre-IPO startup stakes)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): expected to IPO at a $2T valuation.
  • Vantage Data Centers ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Data centers): exploring an IPO or sale at a $100B valuation.
  • Robinhood ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): raised $225M for its second listed VC fund to invest in Y Combinator-backed startups.
  • Kiwimoore ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Semiconductors): confidentially filed for a Hong Kong IPO targeting a $2B valuation.
  • Sembcorp ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (Energy): said to plan a $500M IPO for its India unit.
  • ZUS Coffee ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ (Coffee): considering raising $245M at a $1B valuation in a Malaysia IPO of its Malaysia business.
  • Minor International ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ (Hotels): delayed a $1B Singapore listing of a new hotel REIT.
  • Navi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Fintech): preparing to raise $315M an India IPO.
  • Svatantra Microfin ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Microfinance): Advent-backed Indian non-bank lender filed for a $315M IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • DWS Group ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: will back Frankfurter Leben’s purchase of Athora’s German unit to tap insurers’ capital pools.
  • AMD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: seeking to raise $4Bโ€“$5B in a bond sale.
  • Guggenheim ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Mark Walter offered to pledge his stake to secure loans for his insurance companies, now under federal investigation.
  • Telesat ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ: raised a $120M term loan as it prepares to handle $2B of maturing debt.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • Glencore ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: to receive $1B loan from Korea Eximbank for copper supply.
  • Hadrian ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: closed a $360M revolving credit facility to accelerate its U.S. manufacturing buildout.

โŒ Failures

  • Frasers ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: acquired luxury department store chain Harvey Nichols out of insolvency, beating rival Next.
  • Modernland Realty ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ: seeking to restructure a $274.5M bond for a second time, proposing to extend its maturity and swap it for perpetual, assetโ€‘backed securities.
  • Australia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ: bailed out a Rio Tintoโ€“controlled aluminum smelter with an A$1.8B rescue package.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Current Affairs. Ferrari’s first all-electric Luce sold for a record $40M at RM Sotheby’s auction, sparking both headlines and purist outrage over the brand’s new direction. (Bbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Still Life. Carabinieri tracked down three masterpieces by Cรฉzanne, Renoir, and Matisse stolen from Fondazione Magnani Rocca, returning โ‚ฌ9M in art to the walls. (France Info)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Ash and Carry. Flights have resumed at Catania airport after Etna’s alert level dropped from red to orange, letting travelers escape Sicily without volcanic interference. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Artful Dodger. Thieves stole four Antonello da Messina works from the Museo Regionale di Messina, stripping the painterโ€™s hometown of its rarest treasures during Assumption Day festivities. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Liquid Gold. Construction workers in Dendermonde unearthed $10M in gold bars and coins beneath a former brewery, leaving police both stunned and scrambling for answers. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Confession by Force. Artem Murdid, a Ukrainian bank worker, was sentenced to life in a Russian prison after signing a confession he says was extracted through torture and threats against his family. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ Goal Line. Ecuadorian police seized 369 kg of cocaine branded with Manchester City striker Erling Haalandโ€™s face, giving new meaning to scoring big in Carchi. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Hot Dog Days. South Korea serves its last legal dog meat dishes this summer as a nationwide ban comes into force in February 2027, ending a centuries-old tradition and leaving only nostalgia on the menu. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ Last Laugh. The kuru epidemic, once called the ยซย laughing sickness,ย ยป officially ended in Papua New Guinea after authorities banned ritual cannibalism in the 1950s. (Le Monde)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Bite Club. Brazilian influencer Tayane Dalazen was bitten by a nurse shark while filming underwater content, as scientists warn social media stunts are fueling a spike in shark bites. (Bbc)

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