🔒 Locked Gates
When the door finally opens, someone’s changed the locks.
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Lundi, OpenAI a annoncé qu'un modèle avait résolu plus de 100 problèmes de maths. Sans publier ni la liste ni les démonstrations. Le même modèle avait déjà résolu, 2 semaines plus tôt, le problème de Navier-Stokes. Ce défi du millénaire, doté de 1M$ par l'institut Clay, était posé là depuis 1934. Il lui a fallu 88 heures et 10K agents. Et pouf. Les mathématiciens trouvent que ça va un peu trop vite, alors OpenAI a nommé un aréopage de 9 d'entre eux chargés de dire comment gérer l'histoire. Ils peuvent parler, écrire, démissionner. Mais ils n'ont aucun contrôle sur ce que fait OpenAI.
Dix jours plus tôt, 25 titulaires de la breloque Fields, la Légion d'honneur des matheux, avaient signé une pétition. Les grands problèmes, ouvrez les guillemets, ne sont pas des trophées mais des phares : la route qu'ils éclairent compte plus que la solution. C'est beau comme du Yann Moix. Sauf que Terence Tao, signataire et le cerveau le plus rapide de la planète encore équipé de poumons, parle de mine à ciel ouvert. Un problème résolu ne repousse pas, et les petits, ceux sur lesquels un doctorant apprend le métier, partent avec les gros. Haussement d'épaules numérique : des mandarins qui défendent leur rente. Que des médaillés défendent leur métier, c'est humain, mais l'objection rate l'essentiel. La preuve de Navier-Stokes fait 166 pages, vérifiées par un logiciel, Lean, qui contrôle que chaque ligne découle de la précédente. Le logiciel dit que la preuve est juste. Il ne dit pas qu'un être humain sait pourquoi elle est juste. Des comptes certifiés par le commissaire et des comptes qu'il comprend, tout lecteur de bilans connaît la différence.
Comprendre, ça sert à réutiliser. En 1940, Hardy, mathématicien de Cambridge, se félicitait, so british, que la théorie des nombres n'ait aucune utilité pratique. 80 ans plus tard, chaque paiement par carte est protégé par un code bâti sur les nombres premiers, parce qu'entre-temps des gens avaient compris cette théorie assez bien pour en faire une serrure. Et pour apprendre à comprendre, un doctorant a besoin d'un petit problème que personne n'a encore résolu. Si la machine les a tous liquidés, il n'a plus rien à se mettre sous la dent. Trois ans dans un bureau sans fenêtre pour un salaire de caissier : c'est le poste que l'IA supprime partout ailleurs, l'analyste junior, le stagiaire en cabinet. Sauf qu'ici la machine ne prend pas la place du doctorant. Elle crame le champ dans lequel il pousse.
Cent résultats annoncés, aucun publié, un comité pour meubler l'attente : quiconque sait que Station F n'est pas une radio reconnaîtra la chorégraphie. Au prochain tour de table, ces 100 théorèmes vaudront bien plus que le 1M$ de Clay, et aucun investisseur ne demandera si quelqu'un les a compris. Reste la proposition de Tao : sanctuariser quelques problèmes comme des parcs nationaux. Il ne lui manque que les gardes forestiers, les tables de pique-nique et le panneau à l'entrée : prière de ne pas nourrir les agents.
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🗞️ Top Story
- 🇩🇪 Game Over. Berlin will reportedly pull out of the race to host the Olympics, ending its campaign before the German Olympic Committee makes its selection. (Die Zeit)
- 🇪🇸 Breaking the Bloc. Once a fringe player, Aliança Catalana now rivals the Socialists in Catalonia, as its hardline stance on independence and immigration redraws the political map. (Boursier)
- 🇵🇱 Flight Risk. Polish forces went on high alert after a Russian Mi-8 briefly entered their airspace, with officials warning Moscow is pushing boundaries to test alliance resolve. (El Pais)
- 🇪🇺 Conditional Love. The European Commission offers Hungary €4.2B and renewed access to Erasmus and Horizon Europe, but only after Budapest demonstrates it can behave under new management. (Le Monde)
- 🇺🇸 Damage Control. After repeated denials, the Navy concedes that eight sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln attempted suicide during its prolonged deployment, forcing a public reckoning. (Spiegel)
- 🇺🇸 Fall Forecast. At the UN, Donald Trump predicted the imminent collapse of Cuba's communist regime, while Cuban officials dismissed his remarks as pure fabrication. (Le Parisien)
- 🇺🇸 Trust Issues. Federal prosecutors are investigating Jeffrey Epstein’s estate executors Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn over their roles in managing his assets and potential misconduct, with millions at stake for both men. (CNBC)
- 🇻🇪 Orderly Disorder. Acting President Delcy Rodríguez tells the UN that Venezuela will hold elections and is committed to a “democratic transformation,” as the world waits for proof. (Bloomberg)
- 🇨🇳 State of Play. Xi Jinping arrives in Washington for a lavish visit as China quietly shifts the power dynamic with Donald Trump, leaving the US on the diplomatic back foot. (Le Monde)
- 🇪🇹 Flight Risk. The TPLF took control of Mekelle’s airport in Tigray, giving Ethiopia’s fragile peace agreement a rough landing. (Spiegel)
- 🇺🇳 Final Notice. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres delivers one last urgent call for concrete fossil fuel exit plans before stepping down, insisting renewables are now unstoppable even as world leaders offer more words than action. (Le Temps)
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
- 🇬🇧 Toxic Assets. Blood tests reveal dozens of Thornton-Cleveleys residents have dangerously high levels of cancer-linked PFOA, likely from the nearby AGC Chemicals factory, raising fears of health risks and triggering talk of legal action. (BBC)
- 🇬🇧 Back to the Future. Tony Blair urges Britain to aim for EU membership within 10 years, pressuring Labour’s Andy Burnham to rethink Brexit’s permanence. (The Guardian)
- 🇬🇧 Storm Warning. A UK report, kept under wraps by Keir Starmer, is now public: climate and nature crises could trigger conflict, migration, and food shortages across the globe. (The Guardian)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Access Denied. A federal judge ordered the White House to restore press credentials for CNN, MS NOW, and Politico after Trump’s media ban was deemed likely unconstitutional. (New York Times)
- 🇺🇸 Advance Notice. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. received $4M in book advances from a publisher tied to his own health advocacy, raising ethics alarms about profiting from his office. (New York Times)
- 🇺🇸 Testify Hard. Unsealed opinions show Trump tried and failed to prevent Mike Pence from testifying about 2020 election subversion, as judges found his legal case had no constitutional support and allowed the grand jury to proceed. (New York Times)
🏛️ Economy
- 🇬🇧 Test Case. Failure to align product testing with the EU is costing the UK as much as £6.5B in lost exports each year. Manufacturers are ditching the hassle and the cash is following them out. (The Guardian)
- 🇪🇺 Continental Drift. France and Germany remain at odds over what counts as "Made in Europe" for cars, delaying the EU's industrial accelerator plan until at least 2029 and leaving Chinese imports free to roll in. (Le Figaro)
- 🇪🇺 Fuel's Errand. Trump says he may block US diesel exports to lower American prices, a move that would leave Europe scrambling for alternatives as its main suppliers vanish. (Les Echos)
- 🇪🇺 Eurozone Rising. New business surveys show a surprise uptick in eurozone activity for September, defying expectations of a slowdown despite high energy prices. (Wall Street Journal)
- 🇳🇴 Mother Lode Mode. Oslo wants to tap the Fensfeltet deposit, Europe’s biggest stash of rare earths, but ancient forests and threatened species are not moving out quietly. (Boursier)
- 🇺🇸 Tariff Timeout. The and China have agreed to push their trade ceasefire to January 10, just as Xi Jinping arrives for his first visit in 11 years. (Bloomberg)
- 🇺🇸 Yield Signs. The 10-year Treasury yield has surged to its highest level since 2005, sending a clear warning to investors and borrowers alike. (CNBC)
- 🇵🇦 Canal Street. Cargo ships are now paying up to $5M to cross the Panama Canal as rerouted global trade turns the waterway into the world’s priciest shortcut. (Wall Street Journal)
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
- 🇬🇧 Cry Betting Wolf. Stewart Kenny, who helped found Paddy Power, calls out Betfred’s Fred Done for predicting doom if machine gaming duty rises, arguing these disaster claims are recycled every time taxes go up. (Financial Times)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Fuel's Errand. The Trump administration is weighing a diesel export ban that could backfire by driving up gasoline prices instead of lowering them. (Bloomberg)
🏢 Real Estate
- 🇪🇸 Home Alone. An 87-year-old woman was evicted from her Madrid apartment after 70 years, spotlighting Spain's brutal housing crisis and soaring rents. (BBC)
- 🇪🇺 Cloud Atlas. Alibaba announces a major expansion of its data centers into Finland, the Netherlands, Turkey, and beyond, aiming to outpace Amazon and Alphabet in Europe and the Middle East. (Boursier)
- 🇺🇸 Peace Meal. Donald Trump's Board of Peace unveils a $2.45B Gaza reconstruction plan at the UN, but with only $280M delivered so far, the main course is still missing. (BBC)
- 🇺🇸 Rate Escape. With 30-year mortgage rates topping 7.1%, nearly 10% of borrowers jumped to adjustable-rate loans last week, chasing lower initial payments and higher risk. (CNBC)
💱 Listed Markets
- 🇫🇷 Family Business. Bernard Arnault is merging holding companies to centralize his family’s grip on LVMH 🇫🇷, ensuring control passes smoothly to the next generation. (Financial Times)
- 🇷🇺 Oil Change. US billionaire Todd Boehly is trying to outmaneuver Carlyle for Lukoil's international assets, with backing from Washington and Gulf investors linked to the Trump circle. (Les Echos)
- 🇺🇸 Stream Queens. YouTube and Netflix are in a bidding war for top digital creators, with Netflix offering big money to lure YouTube’s biggest stars away. (Wall Street Journal)
- 🇺🇸 Value Meal. McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski warns that high inflation and stagnant customer numbers are here to stay, with little hope for a quick turnaround. (CNBC)
- 🇺🇸 Cut to the Chat. YouTube’s new feature lets creators tell an AI what edits to make in natural language, turning tedious timelines into simple conversations. (TechCrunch)
- 🇨🇳 Fast and the Curious. Geely 🇨🇳 claims its new AI-powered EV charger can juice a battery from low to nearly full in under five minutes, daring rivals to keep up. (Wall Street Journal)
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
- 🇬🇧 Safe Bet. HSBC has relocated its upcoming board meeting from Dubai to London, citing ongoing safety concerns for executives as regional tensions simmer. (Financial Times)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Mouse Trap. Bob Chapek’s memoir accuses Bob Iger of orchestrating his ouster from Disney, painting himself as the real victim of corporate sabotage. (New York Times)
🛎️ Big Deals (M&A)
- Schneider Electric 🇫🇷 plans to launch a takeover bid for smart-device maker Shelly Group 🇧🇬 valued at €1.2B ($1.4B).
- Crédit Agricole 🇫🇷 is considering a possible merger of its Italian operations with Banco BPM 🇮🇹.
- Schwarz Group 🇩🇪 is expected to submit an offer for Tesco 🇬🇧’s Czech and Slovakian operations.
- PPF 🇨🇿 is selling its maritime portfolio, with former CEO Jiří Šmejc 🇨🇿 buying part of it.
- People Inc 🇺🇸 has abandoned its $18B takeover bid for the remaining stake in MGM Resorts 🇺🇸.
- Starboard Value 🇺🇸 has taken a significant stake in construction company Knife River 🇺🇸 and plans to push it to improve margins or explore a sale.
- Royal Caribbean Group 🇺🇸 is nearing a $3B deal to acquire a 50% equity stake in Sandals Resorts International 🇯🇲.
- Copeland 🇺🇸 has completed the acquisition of Dickson 🇺🇸, an environmental monitoring solutions provider.
🇺🇸 United States
- Cornell Capital 🇺🇸 has completed its acquisition of Hancock Claims Consultants 🇺🇸, a provider of outsourced claims field services to residential property and casualty insurers.
- Odyssey Investment Partners 🇺🇸 makes a strategic majority investment in Falcon Gases 🇺🇸.
- FinDev Canada 🇨🇦 commits $33M to BlueOrchard Climate Action Mobilisation Fund 🇨🇭, which reaches a $250M first close.
🧳 Private Markets & VC
- 🇪🇺 Euro Vision. Mistral AI 🇫🇷 CEO Arthur Mensch insists his startup is Europe’s sole end-to-end AI contender, promising a fresh model and state-backed data center support. (Le Monde)
- 🇪🇺 Chip Happens. Germany’s SPRIND and the Netherlands’ NADI are launching a €40M challenge to accelerate AI chip design in Europe, aiming to cut development from years to weeks. (EU-Startups)
- 🇺🇦 Firewall of Fortune. Ukraine will use OpenAI's Daybreak platform and GPT 5.6 Sol at no cost to defend hospitals and power grids, as Russian cyberattacks surge past 6,000 this year. (Breakit)
- 🇺🇸 Cash Intelligence. Bessemer Venture Partners arms itself with $5.75B for AI investments, ensuring the smartest money follows the smartest algorithms, at least until the next tech craze arrives. (TechCrunch)
- 🇺🇸 Sky's the Limit. Shield AI 🇺🇸 has reached a $6.4B valuation, fueled by surging demand for military drones as the Ukraine conflict turns war into a growth market. (CNBC)
- 🇺🇸 Boy's Club. A Wired survey of 634 women in Silicon Valley finds half believe the tech industry is just as hostile or worse for women as five years ago, despite all the talk of progress. (Breakit)
- 🇦🇺 Access Denied. OpenAI admitted its AI agents accessed restricted Australian government health sites without permission, prompting Prime Minister Albanese to demand answers and faster disclosure. (Le Figaro)
🇺🇸 United States
- 🇺🇸 Prison Break. Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes will exit federal prison for a halfway house in 2027, years before her scheduled release date. (New York Times)
Fundraising
- Bird.com 🇳🇱 (Communications): $450M (J.P. Morgan, Capital One, Citi, Silicon Valley Bank, Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group, Flagstar, Huntington)
- Cyera 🇺🇸 (Cybersecurity): $400M (Goldman Sachs Alternatives)
- Snorkel AI 🇺🇸 (AI): $350M (Insight Partners, S32, Addition, March Capital, Blumberg Capital, Allegis Capital, Frontline, Standard, Third Point Ventures, Greylock, Lightspeed, GV, Factory, Prosperity7, Walden Catalyst, Wells Fargo)
- Enveda 🇺🇸 (Biotech): $311M (Catalio Capital Management, Iconiq)
- Ridgeline 🇺🇸 (Fintech): $250M (Dave Duffield, Motley Fool Ventures, Smead Capital Management associates, Patrick O'Shaughnessy)
- Hubble Network 🇺🇸 (Connectivity): $200M (Smith Point Capital, Seraphim, Carthona Capital, Earthshot Ventures, Y Combinator, RPM Ventures)
- Brahma AI 🇺🇸 (AI): $150M (Multiples Alternate Asset Management)
- Nex 🇺🇸 (Gaming): $150M (Baillie Gifford, BAI Capital, NBA Investments, Logitech, Medici Capital Partners, The Raine Group, JPMorgan)
- Basecamp Research 🇬🇧 (Biotech): $140M (S32, Anthropic's Anthology Fund, Catalio Capital Management, European Tech Collective, Firebrand River Capital, Inception Fund, King Philanthropies, NATO Innovation Fund, NVIDIA, PostScriptum, Redalpine, The Rockefeller Foundation, Singular, Sovereign AI, True Ventures)
- Numeral 🇺🇸 (Fintech): $100M (Insight Partners, Salesforce Ventures, Geodesic, Benchmark, Mayfield, FCVC, Y Combinator, Uncork)
- Go.AI 🇺🇸 (AI): $85M (Updata Partners, GFT Ventures, LAUNCH)
- Ema 🇺🇸 (AI): $77M (Creaegis, Accel, S32, Prosus)
- Confido 🇺🇸 (CPG software): $55M (Insight Partners, Trenches Capital, Watchfire, Barrel Ventures, Footwork, Y Combinator)
- Ande 🇺🇸 (Entertainment): $52M (Lightspeed Venture Partners, Redpoint Ventures, Duration Ventures, Sierra Ventures, Bain Capital Ventures)
- Chamelio 🇺🇸 (Legaltech): $26M (Entrée Capital, Work-Bench, Emerge Ventures, Bright Pixel Capital)
- Ramona Optics 🇺🇸 (Biotech): $25M (ARCH Venture Partners, Stealthpoint Ventures, ND Capital, Fall Line Capital, Hamamatsu Ventures, Murchison Capital Partners, Overlap Holdings)
- Teal Health 🇺🇸 (Healthcare): $22M (.406 Ventures, Emerson Collective, Forerunner, Serena Ventures, MPower Partners)
- Sela 🇺🇸 (AI): $21M (Costanoa, Emergence Capital)
- Mojave Energy Systems 🇺🇸 (Climate): $19M (Fairtree Elevant Ventures, River Bay Investments, At One Ventures, Fifth Wall, Myriad Venture Partners, Starshot Capital, Cleo Capital, MetaTrail)
- NG.CASH 🇧🇷 (Fintech): $15M (Blockchain Capital)
- ViferaXS 🇩🇪 (Biotech): €12M (SPRIND, Huma, private investors)
- Voxela 🇺🇸 (Healthcare): $13.2M (Delight Ventures, Sompo Growth Partners, Happiness Capital, Blue Heron Ventures)
- Magic AI 🇬🇧 (Fitness): £8M
- Tenora 🇬🇧 (Fintech): £7.5M (Fexco, Macquarie)
- Realset AI and Flatkey 🇺🇸 (AI infrastructure): $10M
- Flatkey 🇺🇸 (AI infrastructure): $10M
- mika 🇩🇪 (Fintech): €6M (Smedvig Ventures, Wecken & Cie., Dennis Bemmann, Michael Brehm, Johannes Ditterich, Martina Pfeifer, Keen Venture Partners, Dutch Founders Fund)
- Mirai RiskTech 🇪🇸 (Fintech): €5M (Inveready)
- Beagle Labs 🇺🇸 (Insurance): $4.1M (Chingona Ventures, Sovereign’s Capital, Remarkable Ventures, C2 Ventures, South Loop Ventures, Red Bike Capital)
- Stasher 🇬🇧 (Traveltech): £3M (Gilion, Hive Box)
- Sol 🇺🇸 (AI): $4M (General Catalyst, Nexus Venture Partners, DeVC, Peercheque, Kunal Shah)
- infiniFi 🇺🇸 (Fintech): $3M+ (Electric Capital, New Form Capital, Generative Ventures, Fasanara Capital, 2Square, 4th Revolution Capital, DCFGod, The Rollup)
- Topdog 🇺🇸 (Gaming): $2.5M (Boston Seed Capital, The Raine Group, Bullpen Capital, Versus Ventures, Spoondrift Capital, Permit Ventures)
Fund Watch
- Schroders Capital 🇬🇧: $1.3B (final close of its flagship co-investment fund, Schroders Capital Private Equity Global Direct IV)
- DTCP 🇩🇪: €455M (inaugural defence fund, €500M target, first close)
- Sundance Growth 🇺🇸: $250M (Fund II, growth equity fund for B2B software)
🔔IPO
- Nscale 🇬🇧 (Datacenters): planning a US IPO at a valuation of up to $35B.
- Airtel Money 🇬🇧 (Payments): targeting at least $800M in a London IPO at a $9B valuation.
- Sensofusion 🇫🇮 (Defense): seeking to raise approximately $344M in a Helsinki IPO at a pre-money valuation of up to $1.5B.
- CanSemi Technology 🇨🇳 (Semiconductors): seeking to raise $919M in a Shenzhen IPO, potentially reaching $1B with over-allotment.
🧳 Debt
🇺🇸 United States
- Stockman Development 🇺🇸: secured $482.5M in financing for The Stockman resort.
- Flotek 🇺🇸: secured $120M in term-loan financing.
- USD.AI 🇺🇸: secured a $128.9M GPU-backed financing facility.
❌ Failures
- Admiral 🇬🇧: the insurer will cut 500 UK jobs to save £100M.
- Legal & General 🇬🇧: the insurer plans to cut 1,000 jobs, about 10% of its workforce, by mid-2027.
- Trustly 🇸🇪: the open banking firm is cutting 200 jobs, or a quarter of its workforce, to reduce costs.
- Microsoft 🇺🇸: Xbox is cutting hundreds of jobs and restructuring Age of Empires and Halo.
🎯 For a Few More Minutes…
- 🇩🇪 Time’s Up. Fresh evidence from Munich archives undermines Hitler’s timeline for Geli Raubal’s death, placing him nearby when the body was discovered. (Le Parisien)
- 🇮🇹 Wall Street. Carabinieri uncovered €3M in cash, high-end watches, and assault rifles stashed inside the walls and floors of a Naples drug baron’s residence. (Le Parisien)
- 🇺🇦 Family Ties. Anastasiia Yasagashvili was sentenced to 15 years in Ukraine for high treason after turning in her own relatives to Russian forces, then working for the FSB. Her story is now a case study in war’s moral collapse. (Le Monde)
- 🇺🇸 Artful Dodger. Manhattan’s district attorney handed back $5M in stolen Syrian antiquities, some seized from the Met, after years of New York serving as the world’s favorite antiquities crossroads. (Le Monde)
