๐ Grocery List Diplomacy
Worldโs richest club passes notes like kids in math class.
Scott Bessent walked into last Friday’s Camp David cabinet meeting with a notepad angled toward the photographers, on which a man who knows exactly where cameras stand had written: ยซย To Do: Buy Japanese Yen (JPY) $5-10 bil.ย ยป The most powerful finance ministry on earth now conducts monetary policy by stationery leak, somewhere between a hostage note and a grocery list. The staging worked. Tokyo torched roughly $52.8B in a single Thursday, the largest one-day intervention ever recorded, part of an $88B two-day salvage of a yen that had sagged to 163 per dollar, its worst level since the Plaza Accord era. The currency bounced. Kazuo Ueda’s BOJ, still serving 1% rates while inflation overshoots its target, then returned to doing nothing, which remains its most consistent policy.
Washington’s first joint yen purchase since 1998 was funded, of all things, in euros. The New York Fed rang Goldman and Morgan Stanley and sold European currency to buy Japanese currency on America’s behalf, an arrangement roughly as natural as settling a Tokyo bar tab in Deutschmarks. The reason is not diplomacy but plumbing: raising dollars would have meant selling Treasuries, and the long end of the bond market, already queasy after Fed chair Kevin Warsh’s press conference, could not be asked to swallow more paper. Hence the invitation for Japan to use the Fed’s FIMA facility, a pawnshop for central banks where Treasuries can be hocked for dollar liquidity on the strict understanding that nobody actually sells anything.
A reserve asset has exactly one job description: sellable, in size, at speed, without a phone call first. Dollars occupy 57% of global reserves, down from above 70% in 2000, precisely on that promise. Washington has now demonstrated that it would rather liquidate its euros and lend against its own bonds than watch an ally exercise the option. Grant Bessent this much: reallocating euros is subtler statecraft than the house style, which tends to arrive with a tariff schedule. The same stabilisation fund bailed out the Argentine peso before last autumn’s midterms, so at least the generosity is consistent. Trump called the operation ยซย a signal of friendship.ย ยป Friendship, in this arrangement, is the privilege of not being punished for selling what one owns.
Japan is the gentlest possible test case, an ally so loyal it asked permission to spend its own savings. The next large holder wanting out of Treasuries may not call ahead, and there will be no notepad, no facility, no communiquรฉ about disorderly movements. There will simply be a bid that Washington cannot politely decline. A reserve system survives on the belief that the exit exists. Last week, for the first time in a generation, the doorman was photographed standing in front of it.

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๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฉ๐ช Flight Club. Air traffic at Leipzig airport remains disrupted after a plane collided with an unidentified flying object, prompting a partial shutdown and a police investigation. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ช๐ธ Capacity Crisis. Ceuta’s president warns that migrant children’s centers are at 2,600% capacity, calling the situation ยซย untenableย ยป and urging Spain for urgent help. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฎ๐ธ Sea You Later. Iceland orders 21 Paul Watson Foundation activists out of the country after their failed bid to stop a whaling vessel, with a two-year timeout as a parting gift. (Libรฉ)
- ๐บ๐ธ Burn Notice. Lobga Rangzenโs self-immolation at the U.N. shocked New York and galvanized Tibetan independence activists who now find renewed unity in his final act. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Loose Ends. The CDC confirms 6,700 cases and 2 deaths from a nationwide cyclospora outbreak, with ยซย explosive diarrheaย ยป traced in part to contaminated lettuce. Taco Bell and Taylor Farms ๐ฒ๐ฝ get starring roles in this summer’s least appetizing sequel. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ง๐ฉ Death Wish. Former Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina says she will return to Bangladesh by December, despite facing a death sentence for alleged crimes against humanity. (Spiegel)
- ๐ณ๐ต Rap Sheet. Four months after ex-rapper Balendra Shah became Nepalโs prime minister on a Gen Z wave, his centralized rule is already disappointing many young supporters. (Le Monde)
- ๐น๐ท Amnesty, But. Turkey moves to allow thousands of PKK-linked prisoners to rejoin civilian life, while making sure รcalan stays locked away. (Spiegel)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ Not My Plan. Netanyahu declares Israel will not adopt the Trump-backed Gaza disarmament deal, tossing Washingtonโs blueprint aside as coalition pressure mounts ahead of the polls. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Cancel Culture Club. Joshua Bonehill-Paine, once jailed for antisemitic harassment, withdrew as a Tory council candidate after backlash, yet the party now wants his advice on fighting extremism, to the disbelief of critics. (Bbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Inquiry Minds. Andy Burnham says a public inquiry into Jeffrey Epsteinโs UK activities is not on the table, despite earlier hints from ministers. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Lunch Cut. Four men were stabbed in Covent Garden by a woman wielding scissors, according to police, who quickly arrested her and reassured the public. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Primary Colors. Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, a progressive newcomer, wins Michiganโs Democratic Senate primary, setting up a high-stakes test for the partyโs left wing this fall. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Call Waiting. The Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations now holds a copy of Dr. Fauci’s cellphone, hoping it will answer questions he refused to address last week. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fired Up. Todd Blanche backs Jeanine Pirroโs handling of the vandalism case but emphasizes that Trump holds the ultimate pink slip for any U.S. attorney. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Duty Calls. The Kids Online Safety Act advanced in the Senate, setting up a clash with the House over how much Big Tech should be forced to protect children. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Ethics Exit. Rep. Chuck Edwards drops his North Carolina re-election bid after a House Ethics Committee rebuke for inappropriate conduct toward female staffers, leaving the GOP scrambling for a replacement. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Rule Britannia. The Financial Conduct Authority is loosening IPO listing rules to lure companies back to London, hoping lighter touch means heavier traffic. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฒ๐น Croc and Roll. Crocs ๐บ๐ธ and other US firms are funneling global profits through tiny Maltese offices to dodge billions in US taxes, making Malta the latest tax haven hotspot. (New York Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Upturn Downside. Eurozone business activity climbed in July as services surged, though persistent conflict worries keep confidence from taking off. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Duty Cycle. The has returned almost $100B in tariffs to importers following the Supreme Court’s rejection of Trump-era surcharges, making the trade war a temporary transaction. (Ouest-France)
- ๐บ๐ธ Current Affairs. Oil prices dropped as the, Iran, and Oman negotiate a deal to manage ship traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, easing market fears for now. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ณ Yuan Direction. Chinaโs state steel group claims shifting iron ore pricing to yuan would boost market stability and give Beijing more leverage over global suppliers. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Yen and Now. Former Prime Minister Fumio Kishida says the US-Japan intervention has stabilized the yen temporarily, but warns it will not transform Japanโs economy. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Bond Voyage. Japanโs 30-year bond sale attracted solid demand, easing market nerves after weeks of currency swings and anxiety over the countryโs massive debt. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ญ๐ฐ Tower Shift. Hong Kong is revamping its iconic skyline with new developments that signal a push to diversify beyond finance, aiming for a broader economic future. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Cell Service. Reform UK vows to jail CEOs and fine big companies 10% of global revenue if they profit from illegal workers, promising penalties tougher than anything on the market. (Bbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Little Greens. Record-breaking drought leaves UK vegetables stunted and expensive, as farmers brace for the worst harvest in decades and supermarkets face tough choices. (Bbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Meeting Halfway. Fed Chair Kevin Warsh is considering cutting the number of policy meetings, leaving markets bracing for less guidance and more volatility. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Help Not Wanted. Private employers in the hired only 44,000 workers in July, ADP says, as job growth fizzled outside health care. (Cnbc)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฉ๐ช Bunker Buster. Berlin will allow a luxury housing project to demolish the last major Nazi-era government bunker, ignoring calls to preserve the site for historical memory. (El Pais)
- ๐๏ธ Desert Mirage. Explorers and dreamers chase the myth of Iram, the fabled city of pillars, across the endless sands of the Rub al-Khali. (Libรฉ)
- ๐บ๐ธ Skyโs the Limit. Detroit billionaire Dan Gilbert revives his $1.6B riverfront overhaul after winning up to $300M in state tax breaks for the ambitious redevelopment. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ฉ๐ฐ Pill the Rich. Novo Nordisk ๐ฉ๐ฐ boss Mike Doustdar promises even fatter profits from Wegovy, insisting the blockbuster weight-loss pill will only get more lucrative. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Code Runner. Meta launches Muse Code, a beta AI assistant that can plan, write, and validate software across large repositories, hoping to catch up with industry leaders in AI coding tools. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Power Couple. SpaceX spent $295M on Tesla Megapacks in Q2 2026 to juice up its Memphis AI data centers, keeping Muskโs empire firmly in the family. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Shop and Awe. eBay ๐บ๐ธ raised its full-year outlook after finalizing its Depop acquisition and posting higher Q2 revenue, now forecasting up to 12.5% growth by 2026. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fare Play. Uber announces a $10B investment in robotaxis, claiming its 200M customers and deep pockets will put it ahead of Waymo and Tesla. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Driven to Deliver. Uber ๐บ๐ธ reported Q2 revenue growth and a $2.39B profit, crediting its delivery business for keeping those numbers moving in the right direction. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Chiefs and Changes. Jeff Dean leaves Google to launch his own AI startup while Demis Hassabis moves from DeepMind CEO to chairman, signaling a major leadership pivot. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Magic Numbers. Disney ๐บ๐ธ beat Wall Street forecasts for Q3 as its streaming business and theme parks in California and Florida delivered a profit surge worthy of the brand. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Profit Reported. Thomson Reuters ๐จ๐ฆ lifts its revenue guidance for the year after posting $448M in Q2 net earnings and broad-based growth. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ญ๐ฐ Fuel’s Gold. Cathay Pacific ๐ญ๐ฐ posts its best first-half results since 2010, but rising jet-fuel prices threaten to turn the airline’s winning streak into turbulence. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Tax and the City. Palantir ๐บ๐ธ paid just ยฃ2M in UK corporation tax in 2024, despite landing public sector contracts worth hundreds of millions and mastering the art of legal tax minimization. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Home Alone. Zillow ๐บ๐ธ reported a $4M loss for the quarter as restructuring costs wiped out its gains, turning last yearโs profit into a lonely deficit. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Karma Chameleon. Reddit plans to downplay its karma system for new posters, shifting moderation to AI tools so fresh accounts can join the conversation without jumping through hoops. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Liquidation Celebration. Ken Griffin’s Citadel ๐บ๐ธ raked in record July profits after buying Situational Awarenessโs dumped portfolio at a bargain, proving one fundโs pain is anotherโs payday. (Cnbc)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- BP ๐ฌ๐ง seeks to sell Archaea Energy ๐บ๐ธ, its $4B biogas business.
- KNDS ๐ซ๐ท๐ฉ๐ช denies reports of full nationalization by France ๐ซ๐ท and Germany ๐ฉ๐ช after the group’s IPO was postponed, as its supervisory board chair Tom Enders rejects the Handelsblatt story.
- Allianz Global Investors ๐ฉ๐ช acquires UOB Asset Management ๐ธ๐ฌ for SGD 555M / โฌ376M. Includes a long-term distribution agreement and is expected to close in 2027.
- Bending Spoons ๐ฎ๐น acquires Airtable ๐บ๐ธ for $2.25B equity valuation.
- Sameday ๐ท๐ด acquires Cargus ๐ท๐ด.
- HELL Energy ๐ญ๐บ offers to acquire Hell ๐บ๐ธ with 666,666 cans of HELL (valued at $666,666), beating the $625K asking price by $41,666 and sending 165 cans to the Hell General Store.
- CVC ๐ฑ๐บ offers up to 915p per share for Bodycote ๐ฌ๐ง, valuing equity at ~ยฃ1.6B (โยฃ1.8B including debt). London-listed industrials/components group.
- Partners Group ๐จ๐ญ nears a โฌ2B deal to acquire Aroma-Zone ๐ซ๐ท from Eurazeo ๐ซ๐ท, parties in advanced talks.
- Klaviyo ๐บ๐ธ acquires Agency ๐บ๐ธ, a 2023-founded AI-powered customer success startup that had raised $32M. Founder Elias Torres joins as chief product officer.
- Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ acquires Gong Cha ๐น๐ผ from TA Associates ๐บ๐ธ, the bubble-tea brand.
- BasePoint Capital LLC ๐บ๐ธ acquires International Personal Finance (IPF) ๐ฌ๐ง for ยฃ543M ($732.5M), a global consumer finance provider that includes IFN Provident Romรขnia.
- Visa ๐บ๐ธ acquires BioCatch ๐ฎ๐ฑ for $2.4B in cash, a cybersecurity startup specializing in behavioral biometrics that today protects 760M users across ~350 banks. Deal expected to close by end of Visa’s Q2 2027, subject to regulatory approvals.
- Apple ๐บ๐ธ acquires PlasmaSolve ๐จ๐ฟ (materials-science and engineering startup (2โ10 staff) known for MatSight plasma-assisted production simulation software. Certain employees join Apple).
- Procter & Gamble ๐บ๐ธ acquires Thorne ๐บ๐ธ from L Catterton for $3.8B, after winning a bidding war against Haleon ๐ฌ๐ง and Unilever ๐ฌ๐ง.
- Francisco Partners ๐บ๐ธ acquires a majority stake in Command Alkon ๐บ๐ธ from Thoma Bravo ๐บ๐ธ at a $1.3B valuation.
- Abercrombie & Fitch ๐บ๐ธ brings local minority investors onto its China business ๐จ๐ณ
- Warner Bros Discovery ๐บ๐ธ acquisition : antitrust trial set to begin 2 March 2027, with Paramount owing $7M/day to Warner shareholders from 1 Oct 2026 (delay could cost $1B+, $7B if deal is blocked).
- Prologis ๐บ๐ธ acquires Segro ๐ฌ๐ง for ยฃ14bn (1,032p/share), mostly stock with a ยฃ3.5bn cash alternative. Combined AUM $269bn and a 368mn sq ft European portfolio, secondary London listing planned, expected to close H1 next year.
- Corbel Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ and Sea Pine Equity Partners ๐บ๐ธ invest in Executive Exteriors ๐บ๐ธ, a Texas-based specialty roofing and exterior restoration provider. Founder Drake Gordon retains significant ownership and continues as Chairman and CEO, with the partnership supporting new branch openings, sales-team expansion and acquisitions.
- Sheridan Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ completes investment in Carolina Components Group ๐บ๐ธ. Maurice Phelan named CEO, founder John Cooling and bioprocessing veteran Maik Jornitz join the board.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ฌ๐ง Candy Cash. Revolut ๐ฌ๐ง borrows tricks from Candy Crush to hook young, global customers, turning banking into a gamified, subscription-driven playground. (Le Monde)
- ๐จ๐ญ Own Goal. Fifa president Gianni Infantino admits to ยซย mistakesย ยป after his $20B private investment plan collapsed, apologizing to council members as calls for his resignation grow. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Cabotage. Uber and Wayve receive London’s first licence for self-driving minicabs, but humans will still ride shotgun when the service launches this summer. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Green Carded. OpenAI and Statsig agreed to three years of DOJ oversight and a $3.2M payout after being accused of sidelining citizens in green card job sponsorships. (TechCrunch)
Fundraising
- Polymarket ๐บ๐ธ (Crypto): $1B
- Techcombank ๐ป๐ณ (Banking): $1B
- Xsight Labs ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductors): $300M+ (Fidelity Management & Research Company)
- Moove ๐ณ๐ฌ (Mobility): $250M (Mubadala Investment Company, Woven Capital, Ion Pacific, BlueCrest Capital Management, Sona Asset Management, Raptor Group, BlackRock, MUFG, Franklin Templeton, Uber, Left Lane, Silverbacks Holdings, Square Associates, The Latest Ventures, Endeavor Catalyst, Ontario Power Generation Pension Plan)
- Acrab ๐ธ๐ฌ (AI): $130M (Vertex Ventures SEA & India, Vertex Growth)
- Zenity ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $125M (Norwest, Qumra Capital, SoftBank Vision Fund 2, Hitachi Ventures, LG Technology Ventures, Vertex Ventures, Third Point Ventures, DTCP, Intel Capital)
- Expedition Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $115M (General Atlantic, RA Capital, Vivo Capital, Sofinnova Investments, Novo Holdings, Forbion, Dawn Biopharma, Adage Capital Management, Balyasny Asset Management, Logos Capital, Sanofi Ventures, BVF Partners, Venrock Healthcare Capital Partners)
- Obsidian Security ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $85M (Crescent Cove Advisors)
- Faye ๐บ๐ธ (Travel): $50M (Madrona, BRM, Portage, F2 Venture Capital, Viola Ventures, Lumir Ventures)
- Ore Energy ๐ณ๐ฑ (Energy storage): $43M (Plural, HV Capital, Positron Ventures)
- Aurelius Systems ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): $40M (Draper Associates, KAS Venture Partners, General Catalyst, Hanwha Defense USA, Outlander, Alumni Ventures, Bravo Victor Venture Capital (BVVC), Detroit Venture Partners, Decisive Point)
- WindBorne Systems ๐บ๐ธ (Climatetech): $37M (Khosla Ventures, Galvanize, TransLink Capital, Lux Capital, existing investors)
- Sapiom ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $35M (Dragonfly, Accel, Gradient, Coinbase Ventures, Operator Collective, Formus Capital, VanEck Ventures, Okta Ventures, Menlo Ventures, Anthropic, Array Ventures)
- Inocras ๐บ๐ธ (Bioinformatics): $31M (NDS Corporation, Aimed Bio Inc., IMM Investment, Korea Investment & Securities, LoftyRock Investment, DT& Investment, Woori Investment & Securities, Shinhan Securities, DSC Investment, Dunamu & Partners, InterVest)
- Maximum ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $30M (CRV, Pear VC, Restive, Plug and Play Ventures, Anthemis)
- Dash Bio ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $30M (Oak HC/FT, Freestyle Capital, Swift Ventures)
- Ordway ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $20M (Harbert Growth Partners, Western Alliance Bank’s Innovation Banking Group)
- Wordsmith ๐ฌ๐ง (Legaltech): $14M (Index, FT Ventures)
- Salus Scientific ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $10.1M
- Wellinks ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $10M (UMass Memorial Health, inside investors)
- Mitti Labs ๐ฎ๐ณ (Agtech): $9.5M (Aramco Ventures, Lightspeed India, Godrej Industries Group, Cisco Foundation, Francis Family Fund, Volta Circle)
- Avatar Robotics ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $6.5M (AlleyCorp, defy.vc, Headline, Henry Ford III, Refashiond, Paul Vogel, Jack Huffard, Samuel Udotong)
- SkinBit ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $6M (Boost VC, Cleo Capital, Manna Ventures, Profluent Capital, Logan Green, nine board-certified dermatologists)
- Rivo ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $3.1M (South Park Commons, Wisdom Ventures, Script Capital, 645 Ventures, 20VC, Jag Duggal)
- Aavalynx ๐ช๐บ (LegalTech): โฌ1.75M (Omega Ventures, Two Ravens, angel investors)
- Shiplog ๐ซ๐ท (Martech): over โฌ807.6K (Kima Ventures, Project Europe, Purple, No Label Ventures, 100IN, Station F Fund)
- Estel Technologies ๐ง๐ฌ (Staffing): โฌ270K (Vitosha Ventures, Kerem Basak)
Fund Watch
- Cerberus Capital Management ๐บ๐ธ: $4B (2nd supply-chain fund to invest in critical US assets)
- Nextalia Investment Management ๐ฎ๐น: $1.3B (2nd PE fund)
- Bridgepoint ๐ฌ๐ง: $1.2B (exploring sale of private credit stakes)
- Yellow.ai ๐ฎ๐ณ: $550M (merging with Bluerock Acquisition Corp., SPAC deal)
- 224 Ventures ๐บ๐ธ: $100M (AI VC, 244 LPs, $1Mโ$5M cheques)
๐IPO
- Attovia Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Immunology): seeking to raise $290M at a $730M valuation in an upsized IPO.
- SHEIN ๐จ๐ณ (Fast-fashion): targeting a $30Bโ$40B valuation in a Hong Kong IPO this month.
- Unitree Robotics ๐จ๐ณ (Robotics): expected to be valued at over $7.5B after its planned China IPO this month.
- AIยฒ Robotics ๐จ๐ณ (Robotics): considering a Hong Kong IPO after being valued at $3B.
- TCC Group ๐น๐ผ (Conglomerate): the $5.5B-listed firm is planning a UK listing of its European operations.
- Vast ๐ญ๐ฐ (3D software): Alibaba-backed unicorn considering a Hong Kong IPO.
- Dien May Xanh ๐ป๐ณ (Retail): made its trading debut as the market rebounded.
- Infinx Services ๐ฎ๐ณ (RCM): KKR-backed firm is weighing a $300M India IPO.
- PalmPay ๐ณ๐ฌ (Fintech): preparing a Hong Kong IPO while raising $200M.
- Glencore ๐ฆ๐บ (Mining): planning an Australia listing within months to tap pension funds.
- Glencore ๐ฆ๐บ (Mining): planning an Australia listing within months to tap pension funds.
๐งณ Debt
- Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ: held early talks for a second $36B debt package to finance Anthropic’s use of Google’s AI chips.
- PIMCO ๐บ๐ธ: anchored a $16B Oracle Michigan data-center deal, structuring debt to match Oracle’s lease duration.
- AbbVie ๐บ๐ธ: launched a $10B investment-grade bond sale to fund its $11B acquisition of Apogee Therapeutics.
- Citadel ๐บ๐ธ: expects to secure a $3.3B construction loan for 350 Park Ave and may sell a 25% stake to family offices.
- Baker Tilly ๐บ๐ธ: dropped plans for a $3B leveraged loan to refinance private credit and fund a dividend recap.
- Los Angeles ๐บ๐ธ: will sell $400M of munis after a Sunset Boulevard pipe burst.
- High Tide ๐จ๐ฆ: closed C$40M senior secured credit facilities with BMO.
โ Failures
- MFS ๐ฌ๐ง: administrators of the collapsed mortgage lender sued Barclays for withholding access to its bank accounts as creditors try to recoup assets.
- Accell Group ๐ณ๐ฑ: filed for insolvency (suspension of payments) four years after a โฌ1.8bn KKR-led buyout that wiped out a โฌ1.1bn equity investment.
- Hydromars ๐ธ๐ช: filed for bankruptcy in late July after raising about 7 MSEK and leaving unpaid debts of several hundred thousand SEK.
- Etsy ๐บ๐ธ: cutting about 220 roles (~12% of staff) and posted a $46.65M quarterly net loss.
- TikTok U.S. JV ๐บ๐ธ: closed its Nashville office, laying off 250 employees and vacating roughly 145,000 sq ft.
- Salad and Go ๐บ๐ธ: filed Chapter 11 and will close all ~70 locations, listing $500Mโ$1B in assets and similar liabilities.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Shadow Therapy. As France debates sexual violence against children, experts push for more support of psychiatric treatment for pedophiles, insisting prevention must go beyond the courts. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฎ๐น Fire Watch. Archaeologists in Rome have uncovered a 2nd-century building near the Colosseum that may have served as an ancient fire brigade barracks, complete with mosaics and frescoes. (Boursier)
- ๐จ๐ณ Field Day. Wang Hong’s Fields Medal win has China celebrating her journey from rural Guangxi to math stardom, while reigniting debate over how the country actually nurtures scientific talent. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฎ๐ณ Snack Attack. Indian customs at New Delhi airport discovered cannabis hidden inside KitKat bars a tourist’s luggage from Thailand, giving new meaning to ยซย special chocolate.ย ยป (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Spin Cycle. Representative Max Miller faced a bruising CNN interview about abuse allegations, dodging questions as he clings to his re-election bid and party patience runs thin. (New York Times)
