๐ฅช This Time It’s Different (Again)
That 'free lunch' looks suspiciously familiar.
Zuckerberg spent much of last year reassuring shareholders that Meta was ยซย well-positionedย ยป against macroeconomic turbulence. Translation: should the global economy combust, advertisers will keep emptying their budgets into Instagram. The pitch has a certain technocratic charm. Unlike the television spots of the 1980s, which depended on viewers not wandering off to the fridge during the break, digital advertising can stalk the consumer to his last click, charge only for actual conversions, and now, thanks to generative AI, produce creative assets for the price of a sandwich. Surgical. Measurable. Indispensable. The entire equity story of Big Tech rests on this single claim: digital advertising has graduated from cyclical expense to operating cost, somewhere between rent and electricity.
The claim has form, and not a happy one. In 2000, Sumner Redstone declared advertising was ยซย no longer cyclicalย ยป, brandishing MTV’s resilience through the previous downturn as proof. American ad spending then collapsed by 28% in constant dollars. Half a century earlier, local television was meant to vaccinate advertisers against recessions by letting them fine-tune campaigns market by market. The 1973 oil shock dispatched that theory with the subtlety of a baseball bat. Every new media technology arrives with the same prophet, the same prophecy, the same eventual humiliation. The faithful currently point to 2008 and 2020 as proof of digital’s invincibility. Both exhibits are tampered. In 2008, digital was a rounding error feasting on print and broadcast carcasses. In 2020, lockdowns turned the planet into compulsive scrollers with nothing else to spend on.
Digital now hoovers up 60% of global ad spend outside China, with Meta and Alphabet roughly 80% of a $700B feast. The offline larder is bare. Recent work out of Harvard and MIT finds American advertising has become more sensitive to the business cycle, not less, while Goldman Sachs notes the correlation between GDP growth and digital ad spend has tightened since 2020. Online advertising leans heavily on small and medium businesses, the first to slash budgets at the faintest chill. And programmatic auctions, sold as a triumph of efficiency, also mean any advertiser can liquidate his media plan during a coffee break. The flexibility that lured spending in will accelerate its exit.
Meta derives 98% of its revenue from advertisers, Alphabet around 75%. The next recession will not test whether digital advertising is cyclical, that question was settled in 2000 and merely forgotten. It will test whether two of the most valuable companies in history were built on durable infrastructure or on the conviction, renewed every fifteen years, that gravity has finally been repealed.

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ต๐ฑ Troop Scoop. Donald Trump announces he will send 5,000 extra US soldiers to Poland, citing his friendship with President Nawrocki and ignoring recent deployment confusion. (Spiegel)
- ๐ช๐บ Halfway House. Berlin wants Ukraine closer to the with a special status: access to key meetings and benefits, but no voice on decisions just yet. (El Pais)
- ๐ช๐บ Weather Wars. Following Spainโs 2024 floods, Russian and US actors flood social media with climate conspiracies, aiming to shake faith in European governments. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Late Exit. Stephen Colbert’s Late Show airs its final episode as CBS cites budget cuts, but many see politics behind the abrupt goodbye. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ฌ๐ฑ Cold Reception. Trumpโs special envoy Jeff Landry landed in Nuuk uninvited, pushed US expansion dreams, and left early as protests greeted the new consulate. (El Pais)
- ๐ Borderline Crisis. The WHO declares an international alert as Ebola cases jump to South Kivu, revealing both the virusโs reach and the struggle to enforce basic containment. (Le Temps)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Royal Appointments. Newly released government memos reveal Queen Elizabeth was ยซย very keenย ยป for Prince Andrew to be named trade envoy, giving her blessing to his official comeback. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Mind the Gab. Rachel Reeves shut down a swearing Reform UK heckler during a live interview, earning surprise support from Conservative MPs who applauded her manners lesson. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Borderline Success. The UKโs net migration dropped nearly 50% to 171K in 2025, letting Keir Starmerโs Labour finally claim progress on a core campaign promise. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Case Closed. A federal judge in Chicago threw out all charges against the Broadview Six anti-ICE protesters, citing serious prosecutor misconduct during grand jury proceedings. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rich Talk. In a bid to cool backlash, Mayor Mamdani held his first face-to-face with JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon over his wealth tax proposal. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Immunity Idol. Todd Blancheโs new $1.8B โvictimโ fund sends taxpayer money to Trump supporters and, in a plot twist, shields Trump and his family from tax probes. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Track Record. The UKโs HS2 high-speed rail project faces yet another delay and a price tag blowing past ยฃ100B, turning a flagship into a fiasco. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Ctrl-Z. Donald Trump abruptly canceled the signing of a long-awaited executive order on AI oversight, citing concerns about stifling innovation and losing ground to China. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rate Expectations. Jamie Dimon warns that interest rates could climb far beyond current levels after the latest bond market selloff, putting investors on alert for more pain. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐บ Cash or Castro. Just after indicting Raul Castro, the US dangles $100M in aid to Cuba, insisting it bypasses the regime, while Havana stays vague. (France Info)
- ๐ Current Affairs. Business activity in Europe and Asia slumps in May, as oil supply disruptions from the Middle East send global energy costs climbing. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Smoke Signals. Reynolds American quietly gave $5M to MAGA Inc. just before the Trump administration weighed a vaping crackdown, hoping the right message would rise. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Audit Immunity. The Trump family claims protection from IRS audits, putting the tax agency in a legal and political bind it cannot easily escape. (New York Times)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐บ๐ธ Swap Wars. The CFTC claims exclusive control over prediction markets and has taken six states to court to prove it, escalating federal-state tensions. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฒ๐ฆ Falling Standards. An apartment building collapsed in Fรจs, killing at least nine and injuring several more, as Moroccan authorities launch an investigation into yet another deadly structural failure. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fee’d Up. Homeowners Association fees in the have jumped 44% to $757, squeezing condo owners as insurance premiums and maintenance costs soar. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ War Premium. The average 30-year mortgage in Israel now sits at 6.5 percent, with borrowers paying extra for every headline from the front. (New York Times)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Bit by Qubit. With quantum computing breakthroughs looming by 2030, the crypto industry rushes to redesign wallets and blockchains before hackers get a head start. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rocket Science. Binance, Bitget, and Trade.xyz launch SpaceX-linked perpetual futures, letting traders bet on Elon Muskโs valuation before the IPO exists, because who needs actual shares when you have pure speculation. (Financial Times)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ฌ๐ง Khan You Feel It ? London mayor Sadiq Khan halts the Met Policeโs ยฃ50M contract with Palantir ๐บ๐ธ, citing a โserious breachโ of procurement rules and blocking AIโs latest UK debut. (The Guardian)
- ๐ซ๐ท Guilt Trip. Airbus and Air France have been convicted of involuntary manslaughter in the 2009 Rio-Paris crash after an appeal, reversing their earlier acquittal and casting a long shadow over both giants. (Le Monde)
- ๐ธ๐ช Nordic Timeout. Nasdaq Nordics halted the Stockholm index briefly due to a fresh technical issue, making โplease holdโ the only active position. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Watt a Partnership. Bloom Energy shares jumped 12% as Nebius ๐ช๐บ agreed to pay up to $2.6B for its fuel-cell power in AI centers, pushing both companies to new highs. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cash Flow Rider. Stellantis unveiled a $70B turnaround plan aiming for positive cash flow by 2028, promising investors a smoother drive after last yearโs $24B loss. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ณ Great Firewall of Silicon. Trumpโs approval for Nvidia ๐บ๐ธ to export high-end AI chips to China fizzled out, as Beijing rejected the deal and bet on homegrown alternatives. (New York Times)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Chip Happens. SoftBank Group enjoyed a two-day, 30% rally as Arm Holdings ๐ฌ๐ง and OpenAI prospects sent its shares to the moon, one AI buzzword at a time. (Cnbc)
- ๐ป๐ณ Stock and Roll. After a 1,000% rally in VinFast shares, Pham Nhat Vuong can bankroll his electric car ambitions at high speed, no external approval required. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Big Loser. Patients in Eli Lilly‘s trial lost nearly a third of their body weight with retatrutide, a new weekly shot now racing toward FDA approval. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Stake Shift. The government is set to invest $2B in quantum companies and take equity stakes, with IBM grabbing the largest slice and a 6% stock bump. (Cnbc)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- German Government ๐ฉ๐ช is in talks to acquire a 40% stake in KNDS ๐ฉ๐ช, a Franco-German tank manufacturer, ahead of a planned IPO.
- Germany ๐ฉ๐ช seeks to acquire a 40% stake in KNDS ๐ฉ๐ช ahead of its IPO, potentially valued at $25B.
- Erich Schwaiger ๐ฉ๐ช’s $1B deal to acquire OpernTurm ๐ฉ๐ช from JPMorgan Asset Management ๐บ๐ธ and GIC ๐ธ๐ฌ collapsed due to funding issues.
- Intesa Sanpaolo ๐ฎ๐น is looking to acquire Singular Bank ๐ช๐ธ for potentially $350M.
- Swiss Life ๐จ๐ญ acquires Telis ๐ฉ๐ช, enhancing its financial advisory leadership in Germany.
- Estรฉe Lauder ๐บ๐ธ ends merger talks with Puig ๐ช๐ธ for a deal valued at nearly $40B.
- Kontoor Brands ๐บ๐ธ to sell its Lee denim and casual apparel business to Authentic Brands ๐บ๐ธ for up to $1B, with an initial payment of $750M.
- Ingredion ๐บ๐ธ is pursuing a takeover of Tate & Lyle ๐ฌ๐ง, which reported a 5% fall in adjusted pretax profit to $319.7M for the fiscal year.
- NextEra Energy ๐บ๐ธ acquires Caliber Resource Partners ๐บ๐ธ for $1.3B.
- Providence Equity Partners ๐บ๐ธ is preparing to sell ATG Entertainment ๐ฌ๐ง for $5.4B.
- I Squared Capital ๐บ๐ธ, Vale ๐ง๐ท, Gerdau ๐ง๐ท, and M Resources ๐ฆ๐บ advance to the second bidding round for a $5B acquisition of the Brazil port from Trafigura ๐จ๐ญ and Mubadala Capital ๐ฆ๐ช.
- Medtronic ๐บ๐ธ plans to acquire SPR Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ for $650M cash.
- Lupa Systems ๐บ๐ธ acquires Vox ๐บ๐ธ’s podcast network, news network, and New York Magazine for $300M.
- Gillon Capital ๐บ๐ธ is in talks to acquire a 55% stake in Sherritt International ๐จ๐ฆ at a discount to its $65M market cap.
- Lone Star ๐บ๐ธ weighs a sale of lender IKB ๐ฉ๐ช after nearly 20 years.
- IMAX ๐จ๐ฆ is exploring a sale and has approached entertainment companies as potential buyers.
- FountainVest ๐จ๐ณ is said to be considering the sale of Swiss micro-tools maker SPT ๐จ๐ญ.
- NIKKON Holdings ๐ฏ๐ต is exploring going private, with potential bidders including Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ, Warburg Pincus ๐บ๐ธ, and Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ in a deal valued at $4.6B.
- Public Investment Corp. ๐ฟ๐ฆ is in talks to acquire minority shareholders of Balwin Properties ๐ฟ๐ฆ in an all-cash deal valued at $130M.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐บ๐ธ Launch Pause. SpaceX postponed the debut flight of its redesigned Starship rocket after last-minute technical issues forced engineers to halt the countdown in Texas. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Stake Shift. Washington is handing $2B to quantum-computing firms including IBM, but this time it wants shares, not just receipts. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Meta Morphosis. Manus Bio is reportedly seeking $1B to reverse Metaโs takeover, suggesting the buyout came with more baggage than expected. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Launch Unlimited. SpaceX wants to ramp up to 10,000 launches per year within five years, but the FAA says reliability checks must take off first. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bank Shot. Elon Musk chose Goldman Sachs to lead SpaceXโs $75B IPO, handing them Wall Streetโs most coveted banking commission as rivals watch from the launchpad. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Star Billing. Elon Musk’s SpaceX has filed for a record-breaking IPO, with ambitions to raise $80B and dreams of a $1.5Tโ$2.2T valuation. Wall Street, meet Mars. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ธ๐ฆ Fore Sale. LIV Golf will pitch investors for up to $350M in fresh capital as it faces life without Saudi PIFโs billions after 2026. (Cnbc)
Fundraising
- Kalshi ๐บ๐ธ (Finance): $1B
- Hark ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $700M (Parkway Venture Capital, NVIDIA, Align Ventures, AMD Ventures, ARK Invest, Brookfield, Greycroft, Intel Capital, Prime Movers Lab, Qualcomm Ventures, Salesforce Ventures, Tamarack Global)
- Wispr AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $260M
- Exa Labs ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $250M (a16z)
- Farther ๐บ๐ธ (Wealth Management): $150M
- Nourish ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $100M (Menlo Ventures, Thrive Capital, Index Ventures, J.P. Morgan Growth Equity Partners, Maverick Ventures, Y Combinator, BoxGroup, Atomico, Daybreak, Operator Partners)
- Primer ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $100M (Sofina, Peak XV Partners, Balderton, Accel, ICONIQ, Tencent, Speedinvest)
- Convective Capital ๐บ๐ธ (Venture Capital): $85M
- Socket ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $60M
- Variational ๐บ๐ธ (Trading): $50M
- Quartermaster ๐บ๐ธ (Maritime): $43M (First Round Capital, Quiet Capital)
- Cagent Vascular ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $41M (U.S. Venture Partners, Astoria Health Investors)
- Pivot ๐ซ๐ท (Procurement): $40M (Forestay Capital, Notion Capital, Greyhound, Hedosophia, Visionaries Club, Emblem)
- SignalPlus ๐ญ๐ฐ (Crypto): $40M
- Catena Labs ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $30M (Acrew Capital, a16z crypto)
- Sardine ๐จ๐ฆ (Fintech): $25M
- Otrera New Energy ๐ซ๐ท (Deeptech): โฌ17M (EDF, Groupe ADF, Fonds Exergon, Ingerop, Fortil Group, Fonds Normandie Participations, Onet Technologies, Groupe REEL, Groupe SNEF)
- The Path ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $14.3M (Prime Movers Lab, Apolo Anton Ohno, Deontay Wilder, Designer Fund)
- Aboard ๐บ๐ธ (Mobility): $13M (Ondine Capital, Llama Ventures)
- ETAboard ๐บ๐ธ (Mobility): $13M
- NanoCo ๐บ๐ธ (Security): $12M
- Tribal ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $10M
- Checker ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $8M (Galaxy Ventures, Al Mada Ventures, Framework Ventures)
- Quantum Bridge Technologies ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $8M
- Cycles ๐จ๐ฆ (Fintech): $6.4M (Blockchange Ventures, Coinbase Ventures, Compound VC, Primitive Ventures)
- Vรชtir ๐บ๐ธ (Fashion): $5.5M (Laidlaw & Company)
- CVRD Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $5M (Upfront Ventures, Waterline Ventures, Distributed Ventures)
- ETCVRD Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $5M
- Shatterdome Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $3.5M
- Estelec Groupe ๐ซ๐ท (Electronics): โฌ2.7M
- Ellipse Bikes ๐ซ๐ท (Mobility): โฌ1.5M (SideAngels, Bpifrance, Caisse dโรpargne)
Fund Watch
- EQT ๐ธ๐ช: โฌ5B (managing EU’s ScaleUp Fund, targeting UK startups)
- Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ: $4B (acquired 33 PE LP stakes from CPPIB)
- Swiss Federal Pension Fund ๐จ๐ญ: $1.1B
- BAI Capital ๐จ๐ณ: $600M (1st close, new growth fund targeting $800M)
- Earlybird ๐ฉ๐ช: โฌ500M (new defence fund, joint venture with AVP)
- Futurecorp Space Acquisition 1 ๐บ๐ธ: $200M
- Private Corner ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ82M (secondary private equity program, closed)
๐IPO
- Oura Inc. ๐บ๐ธ (Wearables): filed confidentially for an IPO with a valuation of about $11B.
- OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): set to file confidentially for an IPO, with a valuation of $850B.
- GameStop ๐บ๐ธ (Retail): raised its stake in eBay from 5% to 6.6% and may pursue a hostile bid.
- Lincoln International ๐บ๐ธ (Finance): gained 10% in its trading debut after raising $421M for a $2.3B valuation.
- K25.ai ๐ธ๐ฌ (AI): secured a $100M valuation with a $2M initial investment from Nasdaq-listed NIVF, aiming for a public listing as a prediction market leader.
- Aragen Life ๐ฎ๐ณ (Biotech): said to plan a $300M IPO India backed by Quadria.
- Estithmar Holding ๐ถ๐ฆ (Conglomerate): hired Rothschild for a Qatar IPO of its healthcare unit Apex Health.
๐งณ Debt
- Renault ๐ซ๐ท: plans to issue yen-denominated Samurai bonds as part of its financing strategy.
- National Funding ๐บ๐ธ: upsized its senior unsecured notes offering to $70M.
- Perpetua Resources ๐บ๐ธ: secured a $2.9B loan from EXIM for the Stibnite Gold Project.
- HawkEye 360 ๐บ๐ธ: entered into a $125M revolving credit facility maturing in May 2031.
- Bank of America ๐บ๐ธ: in talks to sell $30B in investment grade bonds as part of a $50B financing effort for Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery.
โ Failures
- Morrisons ๐ฌ๐ง: the supermarket is shutting 100 lossmaking stores due to rising costs, with an annual loss of ยฃ318M reported.
- Infowars ๐บ๐ธ: a federal judge rejected Alex Jones’ bid to protect the platform from liquidation, ruling its assets aren’t shielded by his personal bankruptcy.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Selling Iron. Artcurial auctioned a piece of the Eiffel Towerโs spiral staircase for โฌ450K, giving one collector a literal step into French history. (Le Parisien)
- ๐จ๐พ Birds of a Feather. New archaeological findings in Cyprus show pigeons were already being domesticated by humans over 3,000 years ago, centuries earlier than believed. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ฆ Nestflix. Two storks in a Ukrainian village have become national stars as thousands tune in 24/7 to livestream their every move, reality-TV style. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Liquid Assets. As fertilizer prices spike due to Middle East conflict, farmers are turning to human urine and other unconventional sources to feed their crops. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฐ๐ท Goal War. North Korea beat South Korea 1-0 in their first soccer match on southern soil in eight years, proving dรฉtente can wait for full-time. (Washington Post)