๐Ÿฅช This Time It’s Different (Again)

That 'free lunch' looks suspiciously familiar.

22 mai 2026

Zuckerberg spent much of last year reassuring shareholders that Meta was ยซย well-positionedย ยป against macroeconomic turbulence. Translation: should the global economy combust, advertisers will keep emptying their budgets into Instagram. The pitch has a certain technocratic charm. Unlike the television spots of the 1980s, which depended on viewers not wandering off to the fridge during the break, digital advertising can stalk the consumer to his last click, charge only for actual conversions, and now, thanks to generative AI, produce creative assets for the price of a sandwich. Surgical. Measurable. Indispensable. The entire equity story of Big Tech rests on this single claim: digital advertising has graduated from cyclical expense to operating cost, somewhere between rent and electricity.

The claim has form, and not a happy one. In 2000, Sumner Redstone declared advertising was ยซย no longer cyclicalย ยป, brandishing MTV’s resilience through the previous downturn as proof. American ad spending then collapsed by 28% in constant dollars. Half a century earlier, local television was meant to vaccinate advertisers against recessions by letting them fine-tune campaigns market by market. The 1973 oil shock dispatched that theory with the subtlety of a baseball bat. Every new media technology arrives with the same prophet, the same prophecy, the same eventual humiliation. The faithful currently point to 2008 and 2020 as proof of digital’s invincibility. Both exhibits are tampered. In 2008, digital was a rounding error feasting on print and broadcast carcasses. In 2020, lockdowns turned the planet into compulsive scrollers with nothing else to spend on.

Digital now hoovers up 60% of global ad spend outside China, with Meta and Alphabet roughly 80% of a $700B feast. The offline larder is bare. Recent work out of Harvard and MIT finds American advertising has become more sensitive to the business cycle, not less, while Goldman Sachs notes the correlation between GDP growth and digital ad spend has tightened since 2020. Online advertising leans heavily on small and medium businesses, the first to slash budgets at the faintest chill. And programmatic auctions, sold as a triumph of efficiency, also mean any advertiser can liquidate his media plan during a coffee break. The flexibility that lured spending in will accelerate its exit.

Meta derives 98% of its revenue from advertisers, Alphabet around 75%. The next recession will not test whether digital advertising is cyclical, that question was settled in 2000 and merely forgotten. It will test whether two of the most valuable companies in history were built on durable infrastructure or on the conviction, renewed every fifteen years, that gravity has finally been repealed.

๐Ÿฅช This Time It's Different (Again)

๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Troop Scoop. Donald Trump announces he will send 5,000 extra US soldiers to Poland, citing his friendship with President Nawrocki and ignoring recent deployment confusion. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Halfway House. Berlin wants Ukraine closer to the with a special status: access to key meetings and benefits, but no voice on decisions just yet. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Weather Wars. Following Spainโ€™s 2024 floods, Russian and US actors flood social media with climate conspiracies, aiming to shake faith in European governments. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Late Exit. Stephen Colbert’s Late Show airs its final episode as CBS cites budget cuts, but many see politics behind the abrupt goodbye. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Cold Reception. Trumpโ€™s special envoy Jeff Landry landed in Nuuk uninvited, pushed US expansion dreams, and left early as protests greeted the new consulate. (El Pais)
  • ๐ŸŒ Borderline Crisis. The WHO declares an international alert as Ebola cases jump to South Kivu, revealing both the virusโ€™s reach and the struggle to enforce basic containment. (Le Temps)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Royal Appointments. Newly released government memos reveal Queen Elizabeth was ยซย very keenย ยป for Prince Andrew to be named trade envoy, giving her blessing to his official comeback. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Mind the Gab. Rachel Reeves shut down a swearing Reform UK heckler during a live interview, earning surprise support from Conservative MPs who applauded her manners lesson. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Borderline Success. The UKโ€™s net migration dropped nearly 50% to 171K in 2025, letting Keir Starmerโ€™s Labour finally claim progress on a core campaign promise. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Case Closed. A federal judge in Chicago threw out all charges against the Broadview Six anti-ICE protesters, citing serious prosecutor misconduct during grand jury proceedings. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rich Talk. In a bid to cool backlash, Mayor Mamdani held his first face-to-face with JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon over his wealth tax proposal. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Immunity Idol. Todd Blancheโ€™s new $1.8B โ€œvictimโ€ fund sends taxpayer money to Trump supporters and, in a plot twist, shields Trump and his family from tax probes. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Track Record. The UKโ€™s HS2 high-speed rail project faces yet another delay and a price tag blowing past ยฃ100B, turning a flagship into a fiasco. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ctrl-Z. Donald Trump abruptly canceled the signing of a long-awaited executive order on AI oversight, citing concerns about stifling innovation and losing ground to China. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rate Expectations. Jamie Dimon warns that interest rates could climb far beyond current levels after the latest bond market selloff, putting investors on alert for more pain. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ Cash or Castro. Just after indicting Raul Castro, the US dangles $100M in aid to Cuba, insisting it bypasses the regime, while Havana stays vague. (France Info)
  • ๐ŸŒ Current Affairs. Business activity in Europe and Asia slumps in May, as oil supply disruptions from the Middle East send global energy costs climbing. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Smoke Signals. Reynolds American quietly gave $5M to MAGA Inc. just before the Trump administration weighed a vaping crackdown, hoping the right message would rise. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Audit Immunity. The Trump family claims protection from IRS audits, putting the tax agency in a legal and political bind it cannot easily escape. (New York Times)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Swap Wars. The CFTC claims exclusive control over prediction markets and has taken six states to court to prove it, escalating federal-state tensions. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Falling Standards. An apartment building collapsed in Fรจs, killing at least nine and injuring several more, as Moroccan authorities launch an investigation into yet another deadly structural failure. (Le Monde)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fee’d Up. Homeowners Association fees in the have jumped 44% to $757, squeezing condo owners as insurance premiums and maintenance costs soar. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ War Premium. The average 30-year mortgage in Israel now sits at 6.5 percent, with borrowers paying extra for every headline from the front. (New York Times)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bit by Qubit. With quantum computing breakthroughs looming by 2030, the crypto industry rushes to redesign wallets and blockchains before hackers get a head start. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rocket Science. Binance, Bitget, and Trade.xyz launch SpaceX-linked perpetual futures, letting traders bet on Elon Muskโ€™s valuation before the IPO exists, because who needs actual shares when you have pure speculation. (Financial Times)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Khan You Feel It ? London mayor Sadiq Khan halts the Met Policeโ€™s ยฃ50M contract with Palantir ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, citing a โ€œserious breachโ€ of procurement rules and blocking AIโ€™s latest UK debut. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Guilt Trip. Airbus and Air France have been convicted of involuntary manslaughter in the 2009 Rio-Paris crash after an appeal, reversing their earlier acquittal and casting a long shadow over both giants. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Nordic Timeout. Nasdaq Nordics halted the Stockholm index briefly due to a fresh technical issue, making โ€œplease holdโ€ the only active position. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Watt a Partnership. Bloom Energy shares jumped 12% as Nebius ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ agreed to pay up to $2.6B for its fuel-cell power in AI centers, pushing both companies to new highs. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cash Flow Rider. Stellantis unveiled a $70B turnaround plan aiming for positive cash flow by 2028, promising investors a smoother drive after last yearโ€™s $24B loss. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Great Firewall of Silicon. Trumpโ€™s approval for Nvidia ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to export high-end AI chips to China fizzled out, as Beijing rejected the deal and bet on homegrown alternatives. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Chip Happens. SoftBank Group enjoyed a two-day, 30% rally as Arm Holdings ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and OpenAI prospects sent its shares to the moon, one AI buzzword at a time. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ Stock and Roll. After a 1,000% rally in VinFast shares, Pham Nhat Vuong can bankroll his electric car ambitions at high speed, no external approval required. (Bloomberg)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Big Loser. Patients in Eli Lilly‘s trial lost nearly a third of their body weight with retatrutide, a new weekly shot now racing toward FDA approval. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stake Shift. The government is set to invest $2B in quantum companies and take equity stakes, with IBM grabbing the largest slice and a 6% stock bump. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • German Government ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช is in talks to acquire a 40% stake in KNDS ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, a Franco-German tank manufacturer, ahead of a planned IPO.
  • Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช seeks to acquire a 40% stake in KNDS ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ahead of its IPO, potentially valued at $25B.
  • Erich Schwaiger ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช’s $1B deal to acquire OpernTurm ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช from JPMorgan Asset Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and GIC ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ collapsed due to funding issues.
  • Intesa Sanpaolo ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น is looking to acquire Singular Bank ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ for potentially $350M.
  • Swiss Life ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ acquires Telis ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, enhancing its financial advisory leadership in Germany.
  • Estรฉe Lauder ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ends merger talks with Puig ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ for a deal valued at nearly $40B.
  • Kontoor Brands ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to sell its Lee denim and casual apparel business to Authentic Brands ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for up to $1B, with an initial payment of $750M.
  • Ingredion ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is pursuing a takeover of Tate & Lyle ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, which reported a 5% fall in adjusted pretax profit to $319.7M for the fiscal year.
  • NextEra Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Caliber Resource Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $1.3B.
  • Providence Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is preparing to sell ATG Entertainment ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $5.4B.
  • I Squared Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Vale ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท, Gerdau ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท, and M Resources ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ advance to the second bidding round for a $5B acquisition of the Brazil port from Trafigura ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ and Mubadala Capital ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช.
  • Medtronic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ plans to acquire SPR Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ for $650M cash.
  • Lupa Systems ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Vox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s podcast network, news network, and New York Magazine for $300M.
  • Gillon Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is in talks to acquire a 55% stake in Sherritt International ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ at a discount to its $65M market cap.
  • Lone Star ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ weighs a sale of lender IKB ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช after nearly 20 years.
  • IMAX ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ is exploring a sale and has approached entertainment companies as potential buyers.
  • FountainVest ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ is said to be considering the sale of Swiss micro-tools maker SPT ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ.
  • NIKKON Holdings ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is exploring going private, with potential bidders including Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Warburg Pincus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in a deal valued at $4.6B.
  • Public Investment Corp. ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ is in talks to acquire minority shareholders of Balwin Properties ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ in an all-cash deal valued at $130M.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Launch Pause. SpaceX postponed the debut flight of its redesigned Starship rocket after last-minute technical issues forced engineers to halt the countdown in Texas. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stake Shift. Washington is handing $2B to quantum-computing firms including IBM, but this time it wants shares, not just receipts. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Meta Morphosis. Manus Bio is reportedly seeking $1B to reverse Metaโ€™s takeover, suggesting the buyout came with more baggage than expected. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Launch Unlimited. SpaceX wants to ramp up to 10,000 launches per year within five years, but the FAA says reliability checks must take off first. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bank Shot. Elon Musk chose Goldman Sachs to lead SpaceXโ€™s $75B IPO, handing them Wall Streetโ€™s most coveted banking commission as rivals watch from the launchpad. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Star Billing. Elon Musk’s SpaceX has filed for a record-breaking IPO, with ambitions to raise $80B and dreams of a $1.5Tโ€“$2.2T valuation. Wall Street, meet Mars. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Fore Sale. LIV Golf will pitch investors for up to $350M in fresh capital as it faces life without Saudi PIFโ€™s billions after 2026. (Cnbc)

Fundraising

  • Kalshi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Finance): $1B
  • Hark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $700M (Parkway Venture Capital, NVIDIA, Align Ventures, AMD Ventures, ARK Invest, Brookfield, Greycroft, Intel Capital, Prime Movers Lab, Qualcomm Ventures, Salesforce Ventures, Tamarack Global)
  • Wispr AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $260M
  • Exa Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $250M (a16z)
  • Farther ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Wealth Management): $150M
  • Nourish ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $100M (Menlo Ventures, Thrive Capital, Index Ventures, J.P. Morgan Growth Equity Partners, Maverick Ventures, Y Combinator, BoxGroup, Atomico, Daybreak, Operator Partners)
  • Primer ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): $100M (Sofina, Peak XV Partners, Balderton, Accel, ICONIQ, Tencent, Speedinvest)
  • Convective Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Venture Capital): $85M
  • Socket ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $60M
  • Variational ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Trading): $50M
  • Quartermaster ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Maritime): $43M (First Round Capital, Quiet Capital)
  • Cagent Vascular ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $41M (U.S. Venture Partners, Astoria Health Investors)
  • Pivot ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Procurement): $40M (Forestay Capital, Notion Capital, Greyhound, Hedosophia, Visionaries Club, Emblem)
  • SignalPlus ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (Crypto): $40M
  • Catena Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $30M (Acrew Capital, a16z crypto)
  • Sardine ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Fintech): $25M
  • Otrera New Energy ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Deeptech): โ‚ฌ17M (EDF, Groupe ADF, Fonds Exergon, Ingerop, Fortil Group, Fonds Normandie Participations, Onet Technologies, Groupe REEL, Groupe SNEF)
  • The Path ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $14.3M (Prime Movers Lab, Apolo Anton Ohno, Deontay Wilder, Designer Fund)
  • Aboard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Mobility): $13M (Ondine Capital, Llama Ventures)
  • ETAboard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Mobility): $13M
  • NanoCo ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Security): $12M
  • Tribal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $10M
  • Checker ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $8M (Galaxy Ventures, Al Mada Ventures, Framework Ventures)
  • Quantum Bridge Technologies ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $8M
  • Cycles ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Fintech): $6.4M (Blockchange Ventures, Coinbase Ventures, Compound VC, Primitive Ventures)
  • Vรชtir ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fashion): $5.5M (Laidlaw & Company)
  • CVRD Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $5M (Upfront Ventures, Waterline Ventures, Distributed Ventures)
  • ETCVRD Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $5M
  • Shatterdome Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $3.5M
  • Estelec Groupe ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Electronics): โ‚ฌ2.7M
  • Ellipse Bikes ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Mobility): โ‚ฌ1.5M (SideAngels, Bpifrance, Caisse dโ€™ร‰pargne)

Fund Watch

  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: โ‚ฌ5B (managing EU’s ScaleUp Fund, targeting UK startups)
  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $4B (acquired 33 PE LP stakes from CPPIB)
  • Swiss Federal Pension Fund ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: $1.1B
  • BAI Capital ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: $600M (1st close, new growth fund targeting $800M)
  • Earlybird ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: โ‚ฌ500M (new defence fund, joint venture with AVP)
  • Futurecorp Space Acquisition 1 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $200M
  • Private Corner ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: โ‚ฌ82M (secondary private equity program, closed)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Oura Inc. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Wearables): filed confidentially for an IPO with a valuation of about $11B.
  • OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): set to file confidentially for an IPO, with a valuation of $850B.
  • GameStop ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Retail): raised its stake in eBay from 5% to 6.6% and may pursue a hostile bid.
  • Lincoln International ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Finance): gained 10% in its trading debut after raising $421M for a $2.3B valuation.
  • K25.ai ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (AI): secured a $100M valuation with a $2M initial investment from Nasdaq-listed NIVF, aiming for a public listing as a prediction market leader.
  • Aragen Life ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Biotech): said to plan a $300M IPO India backed by Quadria.
  • Estithmar Holding ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (Conglomerate): hired Rothschild for a Qatar IPO of its healthcare unit Apex Health.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Renault ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: plans to issue yen-denominated Samurai bonds as part of its financing strategy.
  • National Funding ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: upsized its senior unsecured notes offering to $70M.
  • Perpetua Resources ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: secured a $2.9B loan from EXIM for the Stibnite Gold Project.
  • HawkEye 360 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: entered into a $125M revolving credit facility maturing in May 2031.
  • Bank of America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: in talks to sell $30B in investment grade bonds as part of a $50B financing effort for Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery.

โŒ Failures

  • Morrisons ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: the supermarket is shutting 100 lossmaking stores due to rising costs, with an annual loss of ยฃ318M reported.
  • Infowars ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: a federal judge rejected Alex Jones’ bid to protect the platform from liquidation, ruling its assets aren’t shielded by his personal bankruptcy.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Selling Iron. Artcurial auctioned a piece of the Eiffel Towerโ€™s spiral staircase for โ‚ฌ450K, giving one collector a literal step into French history. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ Birds of a Feather. New archaeological findings in Cyprus show pigeons were already being domesticated by humans over 3,000 years ago, centuries earlier than believed. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Nestflix. Two storks in a Ukrainian village have become national stars as thousands tune in 24/7 to livestream their every move, reality-TV style. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Liquid Assets. As fertilizer prices spike due to Middle East conflict, farmers are turning to human urine and other unconventional sources to feed their crops. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท Goal War. North Korea beat South Korea 1-0 in their first soccer match on southern soil in eight years, proving dรฉtente can wait for full-time. (Washington Post)

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