๐ฆถ Sinking Floor
The ground looks solid till your socks get wet.
The client thinks he is buying the Eurostoxx 50. The brochure shows ten years of back-tested glory, an 8% annual coupon, capital protected down to a 30% drawdown, and a logo familiar enough to reassure a private banker over coffee. He is not buying the Eurostoxx 50. He is buying the Eurostoxx 50 Decrement 50 Points, a distant cousin cooked up in a Paris structuring desk, identical to its famous relative except for one detail: by design, it loses a slice of itself every year, regardless of what Europe’s listed companies happen to be doing with their shareholders’ money.
The mechanism resembles a thermometer quietly tampered with. Every twelve months, the manufacturer shaves three degrees off the reading. In February it is 22ยฐC outside, the screen says 19ยฐC. Next February, same sunshine, 16ยฐC. By year eight, under an identical Mediterranean sky, the device announces a brisk -2ยฐC and recommends a scarf. So with a decrement structured product: 5% trimmed off the underlying every year, depending on which version of the cosh the bank prefers. Over eight years, more than a third of the index is gone before the market has opened its eyes. The 70% barrier, sold as a sturdy concrete floor, is in fact a parquet sinking 5% annually beneath the client’s feet. A real market down 10% punches straight through the threshold; the genuine Eurostoxx 50 would never have come close. The capital evaporates. The saver receives a polite letter.
The distributor pockets roughly 1.5% per year in structuring margin. The issuer pockets the spread between the coupon advertised and the cost of the options underneath. Volumes climbed from โฌ23B in 2021 to โฌ50B in 2024, with 80% tucked inside French life-insurance wrappers, the tax-favoured accounts where households store anything they cannot bring themselves to think about. More than a third are now indexed on these decremented synthetics. France’s market regulator recently published seven good practices for commercial documents, including the daring suggestion that issuers consider mentioning, somewhere on the page, what the contract is actually indexed to. Recommendations, not obligations. No sanctions foreseen. Meanwhile, France’s 2026 social security budget lifted the flat tax on securities accounts to 31.4%, funnelling another wave of savings towards the very wrappers where these contracts sleep.
No other corner of European finance allows this particular sleight of hand: embedding a mathematical loss inside the reference index, then marketing the package under the label capital protection. A roulette wheel at least shows the zero before the bet is placed. Here, the zero has been baked into the felt, the dealer is your cousin’s wealth manager, and the regulator has issued a press release reminding everyone to play responsibly. Most of those clients still believe they own the Eurostoxx 50.

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ซ๐ท G7 Nation Army. Donald Trump will attend the G7 summit in France in June, setting the stage for transatlantic friction and diplomatic recalibration. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ช๐ธ Family Feud. Jonathan Andic, son of Mango founder Isak Andic, has been arrested after his fatherโs 2024 mountain death was reclassified as possible homicide. Spanish police now suspect the billionaireโs fatal fall was not just a tragic accident. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ช๐ธ Flight Risk. For the first time, a Spanish ex-PM is under investigation as Josรฉ Luis Zapatero is summoned over alleged influence-peddling in the Plus Ultra bailout. (Le Monde)
- ๐ช๐ช Friendly Fire. A Romanian F-16 on NATO duty shot down a Ukrainian drone over Estonia after it strayed from Russian jamming, making for an awkward alliance moment. (El Pais)
- ๐ช๐บ Putin Whisperer. The is weighing Angela Merkel or Mario Draghi as a possible envoy to open direct talks with Vladimir Putin, hoping a familiar face can break the diplomatic deadlock. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Ice Cold War. The ramps up its diplomatic push in Greenland with new funding and high-profile visits as Trump renews his quest to control the island. (El Pais)
- ๐ท๐บ War Games. Russia and Belarus have launched three days of joint nuclear military exercises near the EU border, fielding 64,000 troops and 7,800 pieces of equipment to send a not-so-subtle message to ยซย European warmongers.ย ยป (Le Temps)
- ๐บ๐ธ NATO Light. The trims its European footprint by 4,000 soldiers, slowing deployments and reminding allies that Trump expects them to fund their own security. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Trigger Warning. Cain Clark and Caleb Vazquez, both radicalized online, stormed a San Diego mosque, killing three and nearly causing a far greater tragedy. Authorities found Nazi symbols and โrace warโ slogans among their possessions. (Le Parisien)
- ๐จ๐ด Bullet Points. Colombian senator Alexander Lopezโs armored car was riddled with bullets by a narco-guerrilla group just two weeks before the presidential election. The senator was not inside, but his bodyguard was briefly held. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Solo Ticket. Andy Burnham secures Labourโs byelection nomination in Makerfield as the party confirms no rivals were considered for the June 18 contest. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Ticket to Ride. Andy Burnham gets Labour’s official nod for the Makerfield by-election, giving him another shot at Westminster. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cash and Carry. Rick Jackson, previously a political nobody, has bought his way into the heart of Georgiaโs governor race by unloading $83M on relentless TV ads, proving you really can pay to play. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Boat Check. The Pentagon inspector general will review whether Southern Command followed proper procedures in its deadly airstrikes on suspected drug-smuggling boats, after at least 192 people were killed. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Primary Directive. Trumpโs chosen candidate, Ed Gallrein, ousted Rep. Thomas Massie in Kentucky, extending Trumpโs streak of picking off Republican dissenters. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Off the Rails. New Yorkโs LIRR trains are running again after a strike-ending agreement, giving stranded riders their usual headaches instead of new ones. (Bloomberg)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฉ๐ช Palantirgeist. Germany’s domestic intelligence agency picks French firm ChapsVision for its data analysis software, opting for European code over Palantir’s American algorithms. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฎ๐น Flex Appeal. Italy’s Finance Minister Giorgetti confirms Rome is in talks with the EU for more budget wiggle room, hoping Brussels will bend before breaking. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ Margin Call. The eurozoneโs trade surplus fell to โฌ3.5B in March from โฌ6.5B in February, as pricier imported energy tightened the gap. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ช๐บ Action Figures. ECB board members Nagel and Villeroy hint at a possible June move as persistent energy shocks push inflation beyond their baseline scenario. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ณ๐ด Current Affairs. Statkraft, Norway’s state-owned energy giant, will pour $8.6B into upgrading hydropower plants over the next decade to boost electricity output. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Sanction Intermission. The extends a 30-day exemption for Russian oil stored at sea, hoping to keep prices in check while the Strait of Hormuz bottleneck persists. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฒ๐พ Licence to Bill. Malaysia is seeking โฌ216M from Norwayโs Kongsberg Defence & Aerospace ๐ณ๐ด, insisting the scrapped missile deal deserves more than just regrets and polite statements. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Job Stoppers. The U.K.’s unemployment rate edged up to 5.0% in March, with the Middle East conflict threatening to push it higher in the coming months. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Track Record. The UK government now admits HS2 will cost up to ยฃ102.7B and London-Birmingham trains may not run until 2039, making delays the only punctual thing. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Future Shock. The Pensions Commission warns that millions across the UK are facing a retirement savings cliff, unless the system gets a radical overhaul. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Gilt Trip. UK gilt yields surge past 5 percent, exposing how rising debt, shorter maturities, and leveraged hedge funds have made the entire bond market far less shockproof than before. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Charge Included. A proposed House bill would add a $130 yearly fee for electric vehicle owners, aiming to make up for lost gas tax revenue on roads. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bond Voyage. 30-year Treasury yields climbed to a near 19-year high above 5.18% as inflation jitters and runaway spending send investors running. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Pump Fiction. Canadaโs inflation jumped to 2.8% in April, with rising gasoline prices fueling the surge while core inflation remains in check. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐บ๐ธ Rent and the City. The median rent in Manhattan just hit $5,099 per month, making it four times higher than Paris and setting a new record for the borough. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Monroe Doctrine. The owners of Marilyn Monroeโs former home sue Los Angeles after the city blocked their planned demolition by declaring it a historic monument. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Hyperion Hyperbole. Meta plans to spend $200B on a Louisiana AI data center, setting an American record for private infrastructure excess. (Thenextweb)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Blame Tower. Scotland Yard says 77 companies and individuals may face criminal charges over the 2017 Grenfell fire, citing โstrong evidenceโ after years of investigation. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง House of Pain. The Iran conflict has wiped ยฃ8B from the UKโs biggest housebuilders, with investors fleeing as costs spike and profits shrink. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Closing Time. Despite economic uncertainty, the number of homes under contract in the U.S. rose 1.4% in April, according to new data. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ On-chain
- ๐ฌ๐ง Dogepay. Revolut launches a physical debit card emblazoned with Dogecoin, offering UK and EU users a flashy new way to spend crypto in real life. (FinExtra)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bet Off. Governor Tim Walz signed a law making it a felony to operate prediction markets in Minnesota, prompting a quick federal challenge from regulators. (New York Times)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ฌ๐ง Screen Test. Deutsche Bank ๐ฉ๐ช faces a ยฃ165K penalty from the UK for failing to catch Russian sanctions violations, blaming a third-partyโs faulty screening but staying on the hook. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฎ๐น Tiny Dancer. Stellantis ๐ณ๐ฑ will produce a new range of small, affordable electric cars at its Pomigliano dโArco plant in Naples starting in 2028. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ธ๐ช Fleet Street. Sweden orders four new frigates from Franceโs Naval Group for over โฌ3.6B, marking its biggest defense buy since the 1980s fighter jets. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ช๐บ Trading Places. Euronext beat Q1 profit forecasts, boosted by surging trading activity and the full integration of Athens Stock Exchange into its portfolio. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cash of the Titans. Nvidia, led by Jensen Huang, has unleashed $90B in deals and investments since early 2023, turning its cash pile into AI industry dominance and raising fresh antitrust questions. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Agent Provocateur. Googleโs Antigravity 2.0 debuts with multi-agent orchestration, voice commands, and a new SDK, inviting coders to ditch the old Gemini CLI. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ CPU See Me. Intercontinental Exchange unveils its blueprint for a computing power futures market, betting that server time is the new oil for traders. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ TPU or Not TPU. Blackstone and Google launch a $5B AI venture using Google’s own chips, with one clear target: making Nvidia sweat. (Cnbc)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Schroders ๐ฌ๐ง to sell its China subsidiary to Neuberger Berman ๐บ๐ธ.
- Dhilmar ๐ฌ๐ง acquires Anglo American ๐ฆ๐บ’s steelmaking coal mines for $3.9B after a previous deal with Peabody Energy fell through.
- Standard Chartered ๐ฌ๐ง acquires the crypto custody business of its majority-owned subsidiary Zodia Custody ๐ฌ๐ง.
- Hg ๐ฌ๐ง spins out โฌ500M worth of assets from its โฌ19B software group Visma ๐ณ๐ด into a new vehicle called Norvato.
- Mistral ๐ซ๐ท to acquire Emmi ๐ฆ๐น, an AI startup specializing in foundational models for engineering simulations.
- Singulier ๐ซ๐ท merges with Ommax ๐ฉ๐ช to create a European AI consulting giant.
- Indy ๐ซ๐ท acquires Mon-AutoEntreprise.fr ๐ซ๐ท.
- Worldline ๐ซ๐ท acquires the remaining 20% stake in Eurobank ๐ฌ๐ท for โฌ72M in their joint venture, Worldline Greece.
- Emosia ๐ซ๐ท acquires Culti Milano ๐ฎ๐น for โฌ45.8M, marking its first international acquisition.
- Eurazeo ๐ซ๐ท to acquire a majority stake in Nextron Systems ๐ฉ๐ช, a cybersecurity software company.
- Nexans ๐ซ๐ท participates in the Rhodรฉ consortium with Chantiers de l’Atlantique ๐ซ๐ท, France Energies Marines ๐ซ๐ท, Fondation OPENC ๐ซ๐ท, GE Vernova ๐บ๐ธ, RTE ๐ซ๐ท, and SuperGrid Institute ๐ซ๐ท for a project valued at โฌ16M.
- Factorial ๐ช๐ธ acquires YepCode ๐ช๐ธ.
- ArcelorMittal ๐ง๐ช sells a $667M stake in Vallourec ๐ซ๐ท, reducing its shareholding to 18.4%.
- Copenhagen Infrastructure Partners ๐ฉ๐ฐ and Global Power Synergy ๐น๐ญ are considering the sale of their offshore wind farm in Taiwan.
- NMI ๐บ๐ธ acquires Dwolla ๐บ๐ธ.
- NextEra Energy ๐บ๐ธ acquires Dominion Energy ๐บ๐ธ in a $67B all-stock deal.
- Google ๐บ๐ธ and Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ to create an AI cloud company with Blackstone committing $5B equity as majority owner.
- Intel ๐บ๐ธ and Qualcomm ๐บ๐ธ show early takeover interest in AI chip startup Tenstorrent ๐จ๐ฆ, potentially valued at $5B.
- Analog Devices ๐บ๐ธ in advanced talks to acquire Empower Semiconductor ๐บ๐ธ for $1.5B cash.
- Cohere ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Reliant AI ๐ฉ๐ช for an undisclosed sum, marking its second acquisition in Germany within weeks.
- Shein ๐จ๐ณ acquires Everlane ๐บ๐ธ for $100M, known for its focus on sustainability.
- Panasonic ๐ฏ๐ต acquires HIVE Media Control ๐ฌ๐ง, the company behind the BeeBlade media server platform.
- Mizuho ๐ฏ๐ต is considering investing in Rakuten Bank ๐ฏ๐ต.
- India explores reviving a divestment of its majority stake in IDBI Bank ๐ฎ๐ณ for $8B.
- SIMBA Telecom ๐ฆ๐บ’s $1.1B acquisition of M1 ๐ธ๐ฌ collapses after regulators suspend assessment.
- Australia orders five major Chinese shareholders to sell their stakes in Northern Minerals ๐ฆ๐บ, a rare earths firm valued at $150M.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ซ๐ท Fund and Furious. French private equity group Astorg is struggling to raise enough cash for its new flagship fund, as investors hold back and the sector prepares for a shakeout that could leave many firms stranded. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Alpha Males. The SpaceX IPO is fueling a Silicon Valley โgenius bubbleโ where being a founder is now the hottest asset class in tech. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rowanโs Rulebook. Apollo CEO Marc Rowan faces union allegations that he used company emails and assistants to lobby for conservative campus policies, potentially violating the firm’s own code of conduct. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Neural Defection. OpenAI co-founder Andrej Karpathy joins Anthropic, suggesting even AI loyalty is subject to sudden rewiring. (Venturebeat)
- ๐บ๐ธ T Minus Two. SpaceX rescheduled its Starship mega-rocket flight to May 21, putting lunar dreams on pause for a last-minute systems review. (Il Sole 24 Ore)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rocket Docket. SpaceX has tapped Goldman Sachs to lead its record-breaking IPO, setting the stage for a Wall Street launch like no other. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Chair Force. Former UK defence secretary Grant Shapps broke post-ministerial rules by joining Cambridge Aerospace, a military tech start-up that later landed a government missile contract. (Financial Times)
Fundraising
- Sinomine ๐จ๐ณ (Mining): $760M
- Decart ๐จ๐ฆ (Software): $300M
- Armada ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $230M (Overmatch, BlackRock, 8090 Industries, Johnson Controls, NightDragon, Mitsui, Singtel Innov8)
- RADAR ๐บ๐ธ (Retail): $170M (Gideon Strategic Partners, Nimble Partners, Align Ventures)
- EOS-X Space ๐ช๐ธ (Aerospace): โฌ120M
- Elliptic ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $120M
- Nourish ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $100M (Menlo Ventures, Thrive Capital, Index Ventures, J.P. Morgan Growth Equity Partners, Maverick Ventures, Y Combinator, BoxGroup, Atomico, Daybreak, Operator Partners)
- Primer ๐ฌ๐ง (Payments): $100M (Sofina, Peak XV Partners, Balderton, Accel, ICONIQ, Tencent, Speedinvest)
- Viktor.com ๐ต๐ฑ (AI): $75M
- Multiverse ๐ฌ๐ง (EdTech): $70M (Schroders Capital, Index Ventures, General Catalyst, Lightspeed Venture Partners, D1 Capital)
- UroMems ๐ซ๐ท (Medtech): $60M
- Lexroom ๐ฎ๐น (Legal AI): $50M (Left Lane Capital, Base10 Partners, Eurazeo, Acurio Ventures, Entourage, View Different)
- Relay ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $50M
- Dust ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $40M (Abstract, Sequoia, Snowflake, Datadog)
- Titre ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $35M
- bunch ๐ฉ๐ช (Fintech): $35M (Portage, Illuminate Financial, Motive Partners, Cherry Ventures, Fintech Collective)
- BRAMI ๐ฎ๐น (Food): $33M (VMG Partners, La Molisana, Pentland Ventures, Lerer Hippeau, Gather Ventures)
- Nectar Social ๐บ๐ธ (Marketing Tech): $30M (Menlo Ventures, Anthology Fund, Kinship Ventures, GV, True Ventures)
- Ocean ๐ฎ๐ฑ (Cybersecurity): $28M (Lightspeed Venture Partners, Picture Capital, Cerca Partners, Assaf Rappaport, Yevgeny Dibrov, Nadir Izrael)
- Wirestock ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $23M (Nava Ventures, SBVP, Formula VC, I2BF Ventures)
- Sรชmeia ๐ซ๐ท (Healthcare): โฌ21M (Acton Capital, Mutuelles Impact, Citizen Capital, Banque des Territoires, Oranges Ventures)
- LetinAR ๐ฐ๐ท (Optics): $18.5M (KDB, Lotte Ventures)
- Eisen ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $18.5M (MissionOG, Index Ventures, Cowboy Ventures, First Round Capital, Homebrew, Restive Ventures)
- Xpanner ๐ฐ๐ท (Construction): $18M
- Sound Wave Innovation ๐ฏ๐ต (Healthcare): $17M
- Status AI ๐บ๐ธ (Social Media): $17M (General Catalyst, Y Combinator, LightShed Partners, Abstract)
- Vital Signals ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $15M
- Nof1 ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $15M (SUI Group, Karatage Opportunities)
- Hellbender ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $12.5M (Magarac Venture Partners, Veredas Partners, Mana Ventures, Gaingels, Sum VC, Active Angels Network)
- Cosmico ๐ฎ๐น (Future of Work): โฌ12M (P101 SGR, Prana Ventures)
- Vortex Imaging Inc. ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $12M (10D Ventures, Entrรฉe Capital, Harel T.E.C Partnership, Connecticut Innovations, PhiFund Ventures)
- Searchable ๐ฌ๐ง (Marketing): ยฃ10.3M
- Kin Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $9M (Maveron, Town Hall Ventures, Flex Capital, Eniac Ventures, The Family Fund, Pear VC, Watershed Ventures, Foundry Square Capital, individual investors)
- Resurrect Bio ๐ฌ๐ง (AgriBioTech): โฌ8.8M
- AEON ๐บ๐ธ (Settlement): $8M
- Checker ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $8M (Galaxy Ventures, Al Mada Ventures, Framework Ventures)
- LawX ๐ฉ๐ช (LegalTech): โฌ7.5M (Motive Partners, WENVEST Capital, xdeck, SIVentures)
- Dealinka ๐ซ๐ท (Tech for Good): โฌ6.5M
- Benji ๐บ๐ธ (Loyalty): $6.25M (Preface Ventures, Atinc, Great North Ventures, M25, Hyde Park Venture Partners)
- GEEIQ ๐ฌ๐ง (Analytics): ยฃ5M (YFM Equity Partners, GFR, Haymarket)
- Elephant Company ๐ฉ๐ช (AI): โฌ5M (EnBW New Ventures, Wepa)
- Century Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $5M (Origin Ventures, InnovateHealth Ventures, 25madison, Next Play Ventures, 2048 Ventures, Alumni Ventures)
- Greenpixie ๐ฌ๐ง (Energy SaaS): ยฃ4.7M (VERBUND X Ventures, Octopus Ventures, Armajaro Holdings, Green Angel Ventures)
- DesignVerse ๐ท๐ด (Software): โฌ4.6M (Begin Capital, Gapminder VC, Underline Ventures, Adobe, LSEG, UiPath)
- DigitalC ๐บ๐ธ (Nonprofit): $4.35M
- LEADBAY ๐ซ๐ท (Sales Intelligence): โฌ3.8M
- KD ๐ช๐ธ (Microelectronics): โฌ3.67M
- PANTA ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): โฌ3.4M
- Rightbrain ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ3M
- MEDIADS ๐ซ๐ท (Advertising): โฌ3M
- Fresh People ๐ช๐ธ (Technology): โฌ2.6M (Inveready, Archipiรฉlago Next, Successful Fund, Paloma Tejada)
- Dolfin ๐ช๐ธ (AI): โฌ2.1M (Swanlaab, Archipelago Next, Inveready, Dozen)
- Objow ๐ซ๐ท (Tech): โฌ2M
- Invertix ๐ฉ๐ช (Climate-Tech): โฌ1.7M (Vireo Ventures, Italian Founders Fund)
- Zerops ๐จ๐ฟ (Cloud): โฌ1.7M (Gi21 Capital)
- Alcolase ๐ฉ๐ฐ (Biotech): โฌ1.5M (Ada Ventures, Delphinus Venture Capital, Antler, Manigoff Invest, a group of business angels)
- CRACI ๐ซ๐ฎ (Cybersecurity): โฌ1.4M (Lifeline Ventures, First Fellow Partners, Wave Ventures)
- Exhibitly ๐ง๐ช (Events): โฌ1.4M (New School VC, 100IN, Allusion Ventures, angel investors)
- Tolemy Bio ๐ช๐ธ (Biotech): โฌ1.4M (Norrsken Evolve, Big Sur Ventures, JME Ventures, Masia, Redbus Ventures, David Ola, Marcel Hedman, Simon Franks, Amar Shah)
- Gyver ๐ฎ๐น (Tech): โฌ1.4M (Brighteye, ฤltitude, Vento Ventures, Zanichelli Venture)
- DDD Invoices ๐ธ๐ฎ (Fintech): โฌ1.31M (Fil Rouge Capital, 500 Global)
- Wio ๐ช๐ธ (Wealth Management): โฌ1.2M (Next Tier Ventures, Bynd VC)
- NEX Health Intelligence ๐ช๐ธ (Healthcare): โฌ1M (Brighteye Ventures, Adeline Arts & Science, AFI Ventures, Momentous Ventures, Conception X Angel Syndicate, industry angel investors)
- Rasa Legal ๐บ๐ธ (Legal Tech): $1M
- Salt & Fiber ๐ธ๐ช (ClimateTech): โฌ300k
- Inretrn ๐ธ๐ช (E-commerce): 100M SEK
- Stilta ๐ธ๐ช (AI): 99M SEK
Fund Watch
- Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $10.5B (6th Asia PE fund)
- Lauxera Capital Partners ๐ซ๐ท: $520M (Lauxera Growth II, medtech fund for European companies in the US)
- Playground Global ๐บ๐ธ: $475M (4th fund, deep tech VC)
- Mouro Capital ๐ฌ๐ง: โฌ343.4M (3rd fund, backed by Santander, FinTech focus)
- Lansdowne Partners ๐ฌ๐ง: $150M (VC fund, focusing on UK university startups)
- Spearhead Africa Asset Management ๐ฐ๐ช: $116M (infrastructure fund, currently raising)
- Veriten ๐บ๐ธ: $105M (2nd energy venture fund, initial close)
- Asabys Partners ๐ช๐ธ: $80M (Asabys Innvierte Tech Transfer FCRE, biotech fund)
๐IPO
- Whitbread ๐ฌ๐ง (Hospitality): Activist Corvex Management acquired a 7% stake in the ยฃ5.3B UK-listed owner of Premier Inn and is advocating for a sale.
- Vallourec ๐ซ๐ท (Steel): ArcelorMittal raised $667M by selling approximately 10% of its stake in Vallourec.
- Club Med ๐ซ๐ท (Leisure): planning an IPO in Hong Kong aiming to raise at least $500M.
- Uniper ๐ฉ๐ช (Energy): the German government begins selling its 99% stake, valued at โฌ18B, following a โฌ13.5B bailout.
- Delivery Hero ๐ฉ๐ช (Food Delivery): Uber increases its stake to up to 25% in the $11B company but isn’t planning a takeover.
- ACS Group ๐ช๐ธ (Construction): aiming to sell 6% of shares for $2.6B to finance data centers and AI infrastructure.
- Bio-Rad Laboratories ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): activist Elliott has acquired a significant stake in the $7.6B company.
- Clear Street ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): replaced its CEO after abandoning plans for a $365M IPO.
- CXMT ๐จ๐ณ (Semiconductors): seeking to raise $3.4B in a China IPO.
- Kioxia ๐ฏ๐ต (Memory): preparing to list ADSs in the US with a target valuation of $180B.
- Bao Tin Manh Hai ๐ป๐ณ (Retail): preparing a Q4 IPO in Vietnam.
๐งณ Debt
- Lifeways Group ๐ฌ๐ง: secured a ยฃ90M unitranche term loan facility for refinancing.
- Haffner Energy ๐ซ๐ท: raised โฌ1.09M from the drawdown of 218 convertible bonds in a total bond financing of up to โฌ4.8M.
- Feldwerke ๐ฉ๐ช: secured โฌ12M revolving credit facility for a 100 MW agri-PV portfolio.
- Elvy ๐ธ๐ช: closed a โฌ5.9M round to accelerate growth after securing a โฌ500M credit facility.
- Relay ๐บ๐ธ: secured $50M in financing from General Catalyst to enhance small business banking services.
- Eurasian Development Bank (EDB) ๐บ๐ธ: signed a $70M investment loan agreement with Uzum to expand its FinTech business.
- BIG Fiber ๐บ๐ธ: secured $250M in financing led by Stonepeak Credit and La Caisse to expand its digital infrastructure.
- Armada ๐บ๐ธ: raised $230M in Series B funding to build a new factory in Arizona with Johnson Controls.
- Warner Bros. ๐บ๐ธ: kicking off a $6.2B junk loan sale.
- Ecolab ๐บ๐ธ: starting a five-part bond sale to fund the acquisition of CoolIT.
- Merck ๐บ๐ธ: seeking to sell $6B in investment-grade bonds to finance its $6.7B acquisition of Terns Pharmaceuticals.
- S&P ๐บ๐ธ: will sell $2B of notes ahead of a planned spinoff.
- Blue Owl ๐บ๐ธ: sold a $400M investment grade bond at a 230 bps premium.
- Eurasian Development Bank (BED) ๐บ๐ฟ: signed a $70M investment loan agreement with Uzum to boost its fintech expansion.
โ Failures
- Hutchinson ๐ซ๐ท: facing a significant restructuring, the factory may see its revenue halved to โฌ2.4B by 2028, with fears of reducing staff to 350.
- Aike Media ๐ธ๐ช: the influencer marketing company filed for bankruptcy, unable to secure necessary working capital after a revenue drop from approximately 145M to 31M SEK.
- West Marine ๐บ๐ธ: the boating supply retailer filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy with $251M owed to lenders while seeking a buyer.
- Brightline Florida ๐บ๐ธ: investors holding senior bonds may receive only 44ยข in a bankruptcy or restructuring.
- Frigorรญfico Concepciรณn ๐ต๐พ: $300M in bonds are trading for just 19ยข due to an imminent default.
- China Evergrande ๐จ๐ณ: liquidators are pursuing $8.4B from PwC for negligence in auditing.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Paper Chase. Didier Raoult racks up 58 scientific article retractions, earning a top 10 spot globally for most retracted studies and a two-year medical ban to match. (Libรฉ)
- ๐บ๐ธ Whale Traffic. San Francisco scientists are installing AI-powered cameras in the Bay to prevent ships from colliding with whales, because congestion is now a multi-species problem. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Hazard Pay. Filipino sailors trapped in the Persian Gulf finally voted to run the Strait of Hormuz, dodging bullets and mines for two monthsโ extra wages and the hope of not being blacklisted. (Washington Post)
- ๐ฑ๐ง Borders Crossed. Israeli troops have seized control of villages in southern Lebanon, with Christian residents left uncertain how long the occupation will last. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Primary Colors. Kentuckyโs GOP House primary between Rep. Thomas Massie and Trump-backed Ed Gallrein has drawn $33M, making it the most expensive House primary on record and a test of Trumpโs power to punish dissent. (New York Times)