๐ช Pass the Bill
Someone always picks up the tab in the end.
The average effective tariff rate on American imports has gone from 2.3% to roughly 13% in under 12 months, a fivefold leap unseen since Harry Truman was still in the habit of firing generals. The Treasury collected $287B in customs duties, taxes and fees in 2025, up 192% on the year. Impressive, if the objective had been to build a domestic tax agency disguised as foreign policy. It was not. The objective was that other countries would pay. China, Vietnam, the EU, Mexico, Canada, all queuing up cheque in hand, desperate to keep their goods flowing into the great American consumer maw.
Economists at the New York Fed and Columbia ran the numbers through November and found 90% of the burden landed on American firms and consumers. The Kiel Institute, working from Germany and under no obligation to flatter the Oval Office, put it at 96%. A Harvard study cited in a recent presidential op-ed to prove the opposite turned out, on inspection, to find that American consumers absorbed 43% of the cost directly and American firms most of the rest. Its author clarified by email that it did not say what it had been claimed to say. A familiar Washington genre: economic research as Rorschach test, where a president sees vindication and everyone else sees the ink.
Large retailers softened the blow. They stockpiled ahead of deadlines, leaned on suppliers, and shifted sourcing to Vietnam and Mexico as China’s share shrank. Walmart’s CFO called the speed and scale of incoming price rises ยซย somewhat unprecedented in history,ย ยป the phrase finance executives reach for when they mean catastrophic but would rather the share price stayed put. Smaller firms had no such luxury. Thin margins, no leverage abroad, no diversified sourcing: for them the tariff schedule was a choice between raising prices and locking the door for good. The Tax Foundation puts the hit at roughly $1K per household in 2025, climbing to $1.5K in 2026, and it falls hardest on the bottom 20% of earners, who shoulder about three times the rate borne by the top quintile. A regressive tax dressed up in a flag.
Consumer confidence has sunk to its lowest in over 11 years. In February the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that the emergency powers invoked to impose the tariffs never reached trade policy at all, and struck them down as illegal. The administration reimposed a 10% version within hours under a different statute. The op-ed, naturally, called the whole thing ยซย an American economic miracle.ย ยป GDP did grow 4.4% in Q3 2025, genuinely strong, though it followed a contraction driven by the very import surge the tariffs were meant to prevent. Inflation held at 3%, helped by quiet exemptions for coffee, beef and kitchen cabinets once affordability turned into an electoral problem. The miracle, such as it is, has needed a remarkable amount of quiet concession to stay miraculous.

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ฌ๐ง Mine the Gap. Britain is sending an advanced destroyer and a drone-equipped landing ship to clear Iranโs mines from the Strait of Hormuz, aiming to reopen oil shipping lanes and quiet US criticism. (New York Times)
- ๐ซ๐ท Access Denied. French Foreign Minister Jean-Noรซl Barrot announced that Itamar Ben Gvir is now officially banned from France after publicizing footage of French Gaza flotilla activists detained with hands tied. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ช๐ธ Crowd Control. Tens of thousands marched in Madrid demanding Prime Minister Pedro Sรกnchez resign after fresh corruption scandals rocked Spain’s Socialist government, with opposition leaders joining the protest. (Spiegel)
- ๐ฉ๐ฐ Round Two. Mette Frederiksen is once again tasked with forming Denmark’s next government after coalition talks collapsed for her rival Troels Lund Poulsen, making this a political dรฉjร vu. (Spiegel)
- ๐ช๐บ Current Affairs. Russia’s shadow fleet is turning the Oresund Strait into a stage for hybrid warfare, leaving Sweden and Denmark to play catch-up with new surveillance powers. (El Pais)
- ๐ช๐บ Union Jacked. Zelensky tells leaders that Germanyโs associate membership idea would sideline Ukraine and embolden Russia, not integrate Kyiv. (El Pais)
- ๐บ๐ธ Strait Talk. Trump signals negotiators to slow down discussions with Iran, casting doubt on a near-term deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and extend the ceasefire. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Line of Fire. A man was killed by Secret Service after shooting at officers near the White House, with a bystander caught in the crossfire. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ รvacuation de Strawberry Fields. En raison de la surchauffe de 7 000 gallons de produits chimiques toxiques chez GKN Aerospace ๐ฌ๐ง, Garden Grove annule son dรฉfilรฉ et des dizaines de milliers de personnes fuient. Festival ou pas. (LA Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Target Daughter. An alleged Iraqi operative linked to Iran’s Revolutionary Guards plotted to kill Ivanka Trump to avenge Qasem Soleimani, say officials. He was arrested in Turkey with detailed plans and brought to the. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Channel Surfers. The Trump administration says it is close to a deal with Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, promising sanctions relief and new nuclear negotiations if all goes to plan. (Financial Times)
- ๐ป๐ช Ballot Pending. Maria Corina Machado announces she is ready to run for president, but Venezuela still waits for Trumpโs promised elections to materialize. (Le Monde)
- ๐จ๐ณ Fleet Street. China has deployed over 100 warships and coast guard vessels near Taiwan, raising the regional stakes and making peace look distinctly crowded. (Le Monde)
- ๐ต๐ฐ Off the Rails. A train carrying military personnel and relatives was hit by a car bomb in Quetta, leaving at least 24 dead and the Baluchistan Liberation Army boasting of its deadly reach.
- ๐ฑ๐ง Collateral Figures. At least 45% of towns and cities in southern Lebanon have been damaged or destroyed by Israeli attacks, turning statistics into shattered neighborhoods. (Le Monde)
- ๐ธ๐ณ Prime Cut. Senegalโs President Bassirou Diomaye Faye has fired Prime Minister Ousmane Sonko and dissolved the government, ending their brief political alliance in dramatic fashion. (Boursier)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Royal Flush. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor finds himself under police scrutiny for alleged misconduct with a woman at Royal Ascot, two decades after the event. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Phishing for Doubt. Nigel Farage faces calls to prove his claim that Russian hackers exposed his secret ยฃ5M gift from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne, with critics demanding actual evidence. (The Guardian)
- ๐ท๐บ Lost in Transmission. Russia is suspected of jamming the GPS on a British military jet as Defence Secretary John Healey returned from Estonia, making navigation a trust exercise. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Access Granted. Not content with network goodbyes, Stephen Colbert made his comeback on a Michigan public access channel, trading millions of viewers for dozens. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Deal or No Deal. Republican hardliners accuse Trump of conceding too much to Iran as he nears a deal offering sanctions relief for nuclear cooperation. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Lawful Awful. Trump pivots from chasing undocumented migrants to making life harder for those here legally, proving the rules can always be rewritten. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฌ๐ง Goods Will Hunting. The UK quietly pitched a single market for goods with the EU, hoping for deeper trade ties, but Brussels was not impressed. (The Guardian)
- ๐ซ๐ท Quantum Leap. Emmanuel Macron pledges an extra โฌ1B to boost Franceโs quantum sector, aiming to catch up with US tech dominance before his term ends. (Maddyness)
- ๐ช๐บ Mergers in the Mist. Hopes for clear rules on corporate mergers fade as Commission infighting leaves companies and advisors lost in contradictory guidance. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Cheese the Moment. The and Mexico are set to sign a revamped trade deal that will scrap tariffs on goods like European cheese, sending a message to the US that Brussels can find new friends. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ช๐บ Rate Expectations. The ECB faces mounting pressure to raise interest rates as tensions with Iran push prices higher, according to Kocherโs comments. Inflation gets another excuse. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Chair Force One. Kevin Warsh takes over as Fed chair while Trump pushes loudly for rate cuts, but markets expect the central bank to stand firm. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ณ Snack Attack. Hao Xiang Lai, Chinaโs budget snack chain, is expanding at breakneck speed with 2,000 cut-price treats, raising questions about how much snacking is too much. (Le Monde)
- ๐ Shipped Intelligence. The artificial intelligence boom gave world trade a major lift at the start of the year, with global flows posting robust gains. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Not War Ready. UK ministers are told the countryโs supply chains canโt handle a major conflict, with Trumpโs โAmerica Firstโ stance worsening the risk. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Charge and Resist. UK Treasury officials dismissed a proposed VAT reduction on public EV charging, keeping the rate at 20% and sparking renewed debate on fair pricing. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Merge and Purge. The Financial Services and Markets bill lands in Parliament with plans to cut agency overlap and promise faster growth for firms. (FinExtra)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fare Enough. With jet fuel spiking and Spirit Airlines out of the picture, travelers face record airfare and pricier road trips for summer vacation. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Do As I Say. Trump swore in Kevin Warsh as Federal Reserve chair, demanding independence while outlining his own preferred economic agenda for the new chief. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Spy Hard. The White House is giving intelligence agencies $9B to upgrade their AI capabilities, but chip shortages keep the tech on ice. (New York Times)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฌ๐ง Station to Station. Soaring rents push Londoners to inhabit empty police stations and offices as property guardians, turning urban leftovers into makeshift homes. (New York Times)
- ๐ฉ๐ช Pump and Circumstance. In Germany, one in seven homebuyers now borrows at least the entire purchase price, pushing 100% financing back into fashion despite rising risks. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ฎ๐น Room With a Queue. As Venice votes for a new mayor, the real contest is between locals leaving and tourists arriving, with a โฌ10 entry fee waiting at the door. (Le Temps)
- ๐ธ๐ณ Bubble Trouble. The โgreen cityโ project at Lac Rose promises 10,000 modern homes, but locals fear the $1.3B plan will price them out of their own coastline. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Capital Shrinkage. The premium for a London home over other UK cities has dropped to its lowest since the financial crisis, with Manchester and Liverpool closing in. (Financial Times)
- ๐ด Green Screen. Scotland’s official ยซย green datacentresย ยป policy, set before the AI boom, risks overlooking the huge emissions tied to artificial intelligence, warns a local charity. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Mega Lease. AvalonBay and Equity Residential are merging in a $69B all-stock deal, creating a giant with over 180,000 apartments and an industry bracing for aftershocks. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Home Stretch. Denver and Honolulu are finally seeing homes become more affordable for average buyers, offering rare relief in a still punishing market. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Future Shock. The Commodity Futures Trading Commission scaled back enforcement and helped crypto and prediction markets thrive, conveniently aiding sectors linked to Trumpโs family investments. (New York Times)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ช๐บ Future Tense. Stellantis launches its ยซย FaSTLAne 2030ย ยป strategy promising โฌ60B in investments and 60 new models, but the market seems unconvinced so far. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Appy Together. Google rolls out disco-ball icons for Pixel, asking users if they really want this much sparkle on their home screens, but not waiting for an answer. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Group Therapy. Reddit shares fell almost 6% after Meta launched Forum, a new app for online discussion groups that directly targets Reddit’s casual user base. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Crude Awakening. Oil prices dropped as talks of a possible Iran nuclear deal surfaced, leaving investors and analysts in a holding pattern for confirmation. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Mood Swing. stocks are hitting record highs, but consumer sentiment just hit a 70-year low, making Wall Street and Main Street total strangers. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Exit Strategy. Walmart’s new CEO starts his tenure with a bang as Tom Ward and Cedric Clark, both top execs, announce their departures. (Wall Street Journal)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- CVC Capital Partners ๐ฌ๐ง and Groupe Bruxelles Lambert ๐ง๐ช team up for a $12.5B bid to take Recordati ๐ฎ๐น private.
- Groupe Atlantic ๐ซ๐ท finalizes a majority entry by Paloma Rheem Holdings ๐ฏ๐ต, creating a global HVAC leader.
- Equans ๐ซ๐ท sells its electric vehicle charging concession activities in the Netherlands to Infra & Mobility ๐ง๐ช.
- Centerbridge Partners ๐บ๐ธ is in talks to acquire a minority stake in Merritt Properties ๐บ๐ธ, valuing the firm at $3B.
- AvalonBay Communities ๐บ๐ธ merges with Equity Residential ๐บ๐ธ in a $69B all-stock deal, including debt.
- Parker-Hannifin ๐บ๐ธ acquires Circor Aerospace ๐บ๐ธ from KKR ๐บ๐ธ for $2.55B.
- US ๐บ๐ธ takes $2B worth of equity stakes in various quantum computing firms including IBM ๐บ๐ธ, GlobalFoundries ๐บ๐ธ, D-Wave ๐จ๐ฆ, Atom Computing ๐บ๐ธ, Infleqtion ๐บ๐ธ, Rigetti ๐บ๐ธ, Diraq ๐ฉ๐ช, PsiQuantum ๐บ๐ธ, and Quantinuum ๐บ๐ธ.
- Brunt Workwear ๐บ๐ธ is exploring a sale or strategic investment at a valuation exceeding $1B.
- Authentic Brands Group ๐บ๐ธ acquires Lee ๐บ๐ธ from Kontoor Brands ๐บ๐ธ for $1B.
- H.B. Fuller ๐บ๐ธ offers to acquire Advanced Medical Solutions Group ๐ฌ๐ง for $805M cash at a 30% premium.
- Lone Star Funds ๐บ๐ธ explores a sale of IKB ๐ฉ๐ช nearly two decades after acquiring the bank.
- Apollo Global Management ๐บ๐ธ proposes to acquire Bodycote ๐ฌ๐ง for $2.04B, leading to a significant increase in share value.
- Nvidia ๐บ๐ธ invests in Alice & Bob ๐ซ๐ท through its venture capital arm, NVentures.
- SoFi ๐บ๐ธ acquires Peach ๐บ๐ธ, a lending technology platform.
- US Group ๐บ๐ธ offering about โฌ2B to acquire Napoli ๐ฎ๐น.
- Uber Technologies ๐บ๐ธ weighs a higher bid for Delivery Hero ๐ฉ๐ช after an โฌ11.5B offer was rebuffed.
- Founders of Manus ๐จ๐ณ explore raising $1B to re-acquire the company from Meta ๐บ๐ธ after China blocked the $2B acquisition.
- Jardine ๐ธ๐ฌ acquires I-MED ๐ฆ๐บ for $2.4B in the imaging sector.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐บ๐ธ Wave Ahead. John Doerr, the venture capitalist who backed Google, calls AI the biggest tech tsunami ever and claims its impact is still underhyped. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fast Track. Everlane joins Shein ๐จ๐ณ, trading its slow-fashion ideals for the express lane to massive scale. Conscious consumers are not amused. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Ground Control. Blue Originโs New Glenn rocket is cleared for liftoff after an April engine failure forced the FAA to ground flights for a month. The next twelve launches are back on the schedule, at least on paper. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ IPOcalypse Now. SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic are all preparing blockbuster IPOs that could set trillion-dollar valuations and test just how much AI hype Wall Street can actually absorb. (Financial Times)
Fundraising
- Hark ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $700M
- Modal ๐บ๐ธ (AI infrastructure): $355M (Redpoint Ventures, General Catalyst)
- Octane ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $350M
- Farther ๐บ๐ธ (Wealth Management): $150M
- MidOcean Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $120M
- Fresha ๐ฌ๐ง (Marketplace): $80M
- Unframe ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $50M (Highland Europe, Bessemer Venture Partners, Craft Ventures, TLV Partners, Third Point Ventures, Cerca Partners, Vintage Investment Partners)
- Blink ๐บ๐ธ (Employee Experience): $17M
- The Path ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $14.3M
- Aboard ๐บ๐ธ (Travel): $13M
- Kin Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $9M (Maveron, Town Hall Ventures, Flex Capital, Eniac Ventures, The Family Fund, Pear VC, Watershed Ventures, Foundry Square Capital)
- Sparq ๐บ๐ธ (Gaming): $8.5M (a16z)
- Clouted ๐บ๐ธ (Marketing): $7M (Slow Ventures, Gold House Ventures, Weekend Fund, LINE-Yahoo’s Z VC, Gondor Capital, Iterative, AppWorks, Peak XV’s Surge, a16z Speedrun)
- Foundation ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $6.4M (Fulgur Ventures, Arche Capital)
- Benji ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $6.25M (Preface Ventures, Atinc, Great North Ventures, M25, Hyde Park Venture Partners)
- Vรชtir ๐บ๐ธ (Fashion): $5.5M (Laidlaw & Company, strategic partners, luxury-adjacent family offices)
- K-Ren ๐ซ๐ท (Nautisme): โฌ1.2M (Sud Mer Invest, business angels)
Fund Watch
- EQT ๐ธ๐ช: โฌ5B (Scaleup Europe Fund, Europe’s largest tech fund)
- Bpifrance ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ2B
- Securitize ๐บ๐ธ: $1.25B (merging with Cantor Equity Partners II, asset tokenization platform)
- Varde Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $1B (Asia private credit fund, currently raising)
- Allianz Global Investors ๐ฉ๐ช: โฌ1B (AGDIEF III, diversified infrastructure equity fund)
- Kuark Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $400M (new equity L/S hedge fund, Asian tech stocks)
- Bridgewest Ventures ๐ณ๐ฟ: NZ$60.2M (Venture Fund I, deep-tech investment)
๐IPO
- KNDS ๐ฉ๐ช (Defense): planning an IPO expected to raise between โฌ1.5B and โฌ2B for the French state.
- Oura ๐ซ๐ฎ (Wearables): has confidentially filed for an IPO in New York, previously valued at around $11B.
- SB Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): planning to confidentially file for a IPO.
- Deep Fission ๐บ๐ธ (Nuclear): seeking $157M in a Nasdaq IPO at $24 to $26 per share, despite previous public listing challenges.
- Blockchain.com ๐บ๐ธ (Cryptomonnaies): a dรฉposรฉ en toute confidentialitรฉ une demande d’introduction en bourse aux รtats-Unis, alors que le marchรฉ des actifs numรฉriques montre des signes de rebond.
- Aragen Life Sciences ๐ฎ๐ณ (Manufacturing): considering raising $300M an India IPO backed by Goldman Sachs and Quadria Capital.
- Mecom Gas ๐ต๐ฐ (LPG): considering raising $20M in a Pakistan IPO.
- Dangote Petroleum Refinery and Petrochemicals ๐ณ๐ฌ (Refinery): attracted $2B of investor demand for a pre-IPO private share placement.
๐งณ Debt
- Groupe Casino ๐ซ๐ท: repaid โฌ12.4M of secured debt from its subsidiary Quatrim.
- Russia ๐ท๐บ: announced its second yuan bond sale following Putin’s meeting with Xi.
- SpaceX ๐บ๐ธ: secured a $20B bridge loan to refinance $17.5B of high-interest junk debt.
- JPMorgan ๐บ๐ธ: boosted its leveraged loan sale from $6B to $10.2B to refinance part of Warner Bros. Discovery’s $15B bridge facility.
- Aquarian Holdings ๐บ๐ธ: seeking additional backers for a $3B debt package to support its acquisition of Brighthouse Financial.
- Bird Construction ๐จ๐ฆ: looking to raise $180M in its first bond sale.
- Renault ๐ฏ๐ต: raised ยฅ159B (approximately โฌ860.77M) through a dual-tranche samurai bond issuance.
- Bank SMBC Indonesia ๐ฎ๐ฉ: sold $1.1B in pension loans to BTN.
โ Failures
- Finance Tower ๐ง๐ช: the Brussels skyscraper, owned by bankrupt JR Global, is valued at $950M amid legal disputes with PIMCO and Legal & General.
- Swiss Federal Railway ๐จ๐ญ: the reorientation of its freight business affects nearly 200 employees, with changes in workplace or retraining offered.
- Geneva School of Manhattan ๐บ๐ธ: the school will acquire the bankrupt Manhattan Country School’s campus in a $20M stalking horse bid.
- Based Apparel ๐บ๐ธ: the clothing brand’s website was taken offline after reports of a malware infection, compromising visitor security.
- Raizen ๐ง๐ท: the sugar and ethanol joint venture is contemplating a debt restructuring plan amid objections from offshore bondholders.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Catnip Slip. A Japanese study finds that cats are less enthusiastic about catnip than the internet claims, preferring the local silver vine instead. (France Info)
- ๐ธ๐ช Artificial Unintelligence. Mona, the AI โmanagerโ at a Stockholm cafรฉ, blows the budget on useless supplies and sends late-night texts, making human management look wise. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Meat the Makers. Leading AI executives now refer to humans as ยซย meat computers,ย ยป reducing everyone to biological hardware in their worldview. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Space Invader. During a Capitol Hill visit, NASA’s Artemis II crew were heckled by a conspiracy theorist who insisted their Moon mission never happened while cameras rolled. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Wood You Believe. Helix Arts and George King Architects win the public vote to turn Sycamore Gapโs fallen tree into a โliving archiveโ sculpture using its salvaged wood. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Booked Solid. South Carolina court clerk Becky Hillโs memoir on the Murdaugh murders brought her fame and, ironically, a wave of controversy questioning the trialโs outcome. (Wall Street Journal)