๐ช Leaks on Display
When the blinds are down, someoneโs got the window wide open.
Six months of hearings, 400 pages, and a verdict due on 4 May: cut โฌ1B from France Tรฉlรฉvisions, the country’s BBC equivalent, currently running on a โฌ4B public budget. Nobody will read the report. Everybody has read the leaks, because the leaks were industrial, the timing rehearsed, and a friendly right-wing publisher has a book in shops the same week with conclusions aligned to the comma. The rapporteur, Charles Alloncle, sits with the UDR, the hard-right splinter built around รric Ciotti after his break with Les Rรฉpublicains. He spent the inquiry loudly accusing his colleagues of leaking, while running the most disciplined leak operation the Palais Bourbon has hosted in a decade.
France Tรฉlรฉvisions is not pristine. Budget lines drift, editorial habits ossify, an audit case writes itself. The grievance is not that it gets scrutinised. It is that the same chamber willing to spend six months chasing โฌ1B will not spare an afternoon for the rest of the plumbing. The French R&D tax credit costs the Treasury โฌ7B every year. The Cour des comptes, France’s national audit office, has flagged it since 2013: half the envelope captured by 1% of firms, large corporates subsidising research they would have done anyway. Twelve years of reports, polite nods, no inquiry.
Take the retail venture investment scheme a 2024 finance inspectorate report recommended for extinction. The 2026 Budget Bill quietly euthanises most of it, save one carve-out: funds backing startups certified as young and innovative. The exception is the file Paul Midy carries personally, a Renaissance MP, former CEO of a now-imploded food-delivery startup, former director general of Macron’s party, and an obvious future fundraiser in the venture ecosystem the moment his mandate ends. Same man who will explain on any available panel that French taxes are too high.
The choreography is unusually tight in France, but the mechanism is universal. Every parliamentary chamber works the same triage. What sits under raison d’รtat, defense, security, sovereign infrastructure, stays untouchable on principle. What serves donor bases, voter coalitions, or the chair waiting at the end of the mandate stays untouchable in practice. What is left has no patrons. Hence the Pentagon failing seven consecutive audits while Washington prosecutes PBS funding for the cameras. Hence Whitehall litigating the BBC licence fee on cycle while non-dom protections and agricultural inheritance reliefs sail through. Alloncle is hunting โฌ1B. The Cour des comptes asks for โฌ80B a year and gets a polite nod. France does not lack analysis. What no chamber ever produces is a legislator willing to pick a fight that runs upstream into state interests or downstream into their own retirement plan.

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ธ๐ช Grain Theft Auto. The Swedish coast guard boarded and seized the Caffa, a Russian ghost fleet ship, over suspicions it was shipping stolen Ukrainian wheat. (France Info)
- ๐ท๐ด Strange Bedfellows. Romaniaโs Social Democrats and far-right AUR unite to force a no-confidence vote against liberal Prime Minister Ilie Bolojan, shattering the old anti-extremist pact. (El Pais)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Known Targets. Prime Minister Keir Starmer condemned a series of attacks on Jewish sites in London after two people were stabbed: police are investigating possible Iranian links. (Washington Post)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Arson for Hire. Three men are accused of being paid by a Russian-speaking contact to set fire to properties linked to PM Keir Starmer, a London court hears. (BBC)
- ๐จ๐ญ Crowd Control. A slim majority of Swiss are warming to the idea of locking the countryโs population at 10M, putting immigration and EU relations on the line. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Blockbuster. President Trump signals the is ready for a long-term blockade of Iranโs ports and the Strait of Hormuz, betting pressure will force Tehran to negotiate on nuclear arms. (El Pais)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bill of Persians. The racks up a $25B tab on Iran-related spending, proving influence in the region is anything but free. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฆ๐ท Deslomado Diplomacy. Manuel Adorni, under fire for unexplained riches and luxury travel, prepares to defend himself in Congress with Milei standing by. For now. (El Pais)
- ๐ฆ๐บ Background Check. An official probe into the Bondi Junction stabbing finds major security gaps and urges tighter gun controls, as Australia reassesses its safeguards. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฑ๐ง Under My Umbrella. Saudi envoy Yazid Ben Farhan quietly visited Beirut to keep Lebanon inside Riyadh’s orbit as talks with Israel intensify and the ceasefire frays. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฒ๐ฑ Exit Strategy. France tells its 4,000 nationals to leave Mali after Tuareg rebels announce fresh offensives on three major northern cities. (Le Monde)
- ๐ Pirate Reboot. Somali pirates have seized multiple ships off Puntland after years of calm, exploiting chaos from Red Sea and Gulf crises for a comeback. (El Pais)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Gone in a Flash. Labour could lose three-quarters of its council seats in a single night, as disillusionment with Starmer hands momentum to fringe parties. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Generation Tumor. A major UK study finds eleven cancers are rising in people under 50, with increasing obesity the only factor that partly explains the trend. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Color Lines. With a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court curbs states from considering race in district maps, making it harder for minority voters to secure representation. (Wall Street Journal)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ซ๐ท Survival of the Fittest Bot. The AI wave forces French tech workers to upskill or risk being replaced, with startups now downsizing more than hiring. (Maddyness)
- ๐ Tanker Tracker. As Gulf tensions stall shipping, data firm Kpler ๐ซ๐ท becomes the essential monitor for cargo movements and market watchers worldwide. (FrenchWeb)
- ๐ช๐ธ No Entry Fee. Spain moves to block private firms from running state hospitals, insisting health is not for sale at the reception desk. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ War and Piece. As oil and gas giants rake in โฌ80M per day amid conflict, politicians revive the classic charge of ยซย war profiteersย ยป on air and online. (Le Monde)
- ๐ช๐บ Spending Spree. April brought multiyear inflation highs to Germany and Spain, with energy-driven price increases proving hard to shake. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Cost of Living. A surge in taxes and staff expenses leaves 62,193 UK businesses teetering on the brink, according to Begbies Traynor. (The Guardian)
- ๐ท๐บ Not Out Yet. Russia says it will not leave OPEC+ in the wake of the UAE’s exit, preferring to watch the door rather than use it. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Hold the Line. The Fed voted to pause interest rates again, leaving Jerome Powell to exit as chair with the status quo firmly in place. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Maple Union. Canada is set to attend the European Political Community summit for the first time, fueling playful rumors of an EU membership bid. (Le Temps)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Current Account. Iran’s currency crashed to record lows after the US navy tightened its blockade, putting even more pressure on the country’s battered finances. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Ground Control. UK ministers tell refineries to boost jet fuel production, bracing for potential flight chaos if Iran conflict chokes supply lines. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Goods News. Durable goods orders in the jumped 0.8% in March, topping analyst expectations of 0.2% and snapping a string of declines. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fed Up. Kevin Warsh, Donald Trumpโs pick for Federal Reserve chair, cleared the Senate banking committee by a 13 to 11 vote, putting him one step from confirmation. (Financial Times)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ฌ๐ง Lease and Desist. Housing minister Matthew Pennycook admits the ban on new leasehold properties in England and Wales will not arrive before the next election, despite years of promises. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Home Run. The Commerce Department reported more housing starts in March, suggesting that builders are shaking off the winter chill. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Rate Expectations. Mortgage rates ticked up to 6.37% this week, but applications to buy a home climbed 1% as buyers wade back in. (Cnbc)
๐ On-chain
- ๐ฌ๐ง Gift Aid. Nigel Farage received a secret ยฃ5M gift from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne, then reversed his decision and ran for MP in 2024. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Safe Deposit. Nigel Farage admits to receiving a ยฃ5M gift from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne for his ยซย safetyย ยป but failed to declare it, prompting a parliamentary probe. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Future Shock. prediction markets are gearing up to enter the perpetual futures trade, a corner of crypto known for its size and risk appetite. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Star Search. Blockworks sets sights on being the Morningstar of crypto, pitching itself as the must-have data source for digital assets. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ฆ Cash Out. The Canadian government plans to ban crypto ATMs, citing their role as a favorite tool for scammers and money launderers looking to cash in. (FinExtra)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ท Crude Awakening. TotalEnergies posted a $5.4B profit in Q1, fueled by $100+ oil prices after the US-Israel attack on Iran. Activists want a windfall tax. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ซ๐ท Flow Rider. Amundi rides a wave of ETF enthusiasm, reporting its best quarterly inflows since 2021 while everyone else braces for turbulence. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ Kid Gloves. The accuses Meta ๐บ๐ธ of lax age checks on Facebook and Instagram, warning that underage users are slipping through with ease. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐ญ Bank Shot. UBS delivered an $3B profit, up 80% for Q1, with investors instantly rewarding the Swiss bank with a 5% share price rally. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Cloud Nine. Alphabetโs net income soared 81% to $62.6B as its cloud business boomed, pushing first-quarter revenue past $110B and analyst expectations. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Virtual Insanity. Metaโs Reality Labs posted a $4.03B loss on just $402M in sales last quarter, bringing the metaverse money pit to over $80B in cumulative losses. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Oxy Moron. Purdue Pharma is criminally convicted for fueling the opioid crisis, but only the company pays a fine and not a single Sackler goes to jail. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bet Bots. Blackstone creates a new division to manage its artificial intelligence and fast-growth tech investments, hoping the machines know what theyโre doing. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Injection of Faith. AstraZeneca ๐ฌ๐ฌ switches from pause to play, committing ยฃ300M to UK pharma sites a year after cooling on local investment. (The Guardian)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- BNP Paribas ๐ซ๐ท agrees to sell its 67% stake in Banque Marocaine pour le Commerce et l’Industrie (BMCI) ๐ฒ๐ฆ to Holmarcom Finance Company ๐ฒ๐ฆ, with completion expected in Q4 2026.
- Pernod Ricard ๐ซ๐ท and Brown-Forman ๐บ๐ธ end discussions regarding a potential merger.
- Finaltis ๐ซ๐ท acquires Kirao ๐ซ๐ท, pending regulatory approvals from the financial markets authority.
- Seaya Andromeda ๐ช๐ธ acquires a majority stake in Smileat ๐ช๐ธ, a company specializing in organic baby food.
- VivaGym ๐ช๐ธ acquires Synergym ๐ฑ๐บ, an operator in the same segment in Spain.
- Izertis ๐ช๐ธ acquires ACKstorm ๐ช๐ธ for โฌ16M, a cloud specialist based in Barcelona.
- Adyen ๐ณ๐ฑ acquires Talon One ๐ฉ๐ช for approximately โฌ750M, marking a significant deal in the German startup scene.
- BNP Paribas Fortis ๐ง๐ช sells 25% of its stake in AG Insurance ๐ง๐ช to Ageas ๐ง๐ช for โฌ1.9B.
- Nestframe ๐ธ๐ช acquires Colive ๐ธ๐ช with an annual revenue of โฌ40M, aiming for a billion kronor turnover in the coming years.
- EQT ๐ธ๐ช is preparing an improved takeover offer for Intertek ๐ฌ๐ง.
- Kone ๐ซ๐ฎ agrees to acquire TK Elevator ๐ฉ๐ช for โฌ29.4B.
- DCC ๐ฎ๐ช is evaluating a takeover bid from KKR ๐บ๐ธ and Energy Capital Partners ๐บ๐ธ.
- CVC Capital Partners ๐ฌ๐ง injects โฌ210M into Lipton ๐ฌ๐ง after acquiring it from Unilever for โฌ4.5B.
- KKR ๐บ๐ธ explores a sale of Flora Food Group ๐ณ๐ฑ, a spreads business carved out from Unilever in a โฌ6.8B deal, aiming for a valuation of up to $10B.
- Blue Mountain ๐บ๐ธ acquires CompuCal ๐ฎ๐ช, a calibration software provider, enhancing its presence in Europe.
- Sallie Mae ๐บ๐ธ acquires Scholly ๐บ๐ธ, a scholarship app created to help students find financial aid.
- Capacity ๐บ๐ธ acquires Lang.ai ๐ช๐ธ, a Spanish AI startup previously focused on ticket classification.
- Goldman Sachs Alternatives ๐บ๐ธ and Bain Capital Ventures ๐บ๐ธ lead a $150M investment in Hightouch ๐บ๐ธ, an AI marketing startup valued at $2.75B.
- CVC ๐บ๐ธ mulls a $9B bid for Nexi ๐ฎ๐น, an Italian fintech company.
- Bridgepoint ๐บ๐ธ acquires a majority stake in iC Consult ๐ฉ๐ช, the world’s largest independent provider of identity security services.
- China Investment Corporation (CIC) ๐จ๐ณ considers selling its 10% stake in Heathrow ๐ฌ๐ง amid concerns over the ยฃ33B cost of developing a third runway.
- ANZ ๐ฆ๐บ acquires Worldline ๐ซ๐ท’s 51% stake in their joint venture for A$89M.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐บ๐ธ Fool’s Gold. Elon Musk told a federal court he regrets giving OpenAI $38M in early funding, calling himself ยซย a foolย ยป for backing what is now an $800B giant. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Open Season. Anthropic aims for a $900B valuation in its latest funding talks, surpassing OpenAI for the first time in their high-stakes rivalry. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ AIcarus. Jim Cramer says the latest OpenAI wobble proves the AI rally flew too close to the sun, with chip and data center stocks taking a sharp dive. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Owl By Myself. Blue Owl investors rejected Saba Capital’s attempt to buy out their BDC, preferring to stay perched rather than sell under pressure. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Red Flagged. Seven families accuse OpenAI of negligence, saying it did not inform authorities when a mass shooter reportedly used ChatGPT for planning. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Safe Bet? Wells Fargo CEO Charlie Scharf tells investors private credit will not take down the system, but warns about possible blind spots. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ War Chest Open. Israel is preparing to sell portions of its state defense firms by year’s end, giving the public a chance to buy into the arsenal. (Bloomberg)
Fundraising
- Enviromena ๐ฌ๐ง (Renewable Energy): ยฃ825M
- True Anomaly ๐บ๐ธ (Aerospace): $650M (Eclipse, Riot Ventures)
- Rogo ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $160M (Kleiner Perkins, Sequoia, Thrive Capital, Khosla Ventures, J.P. Morgan Growth Equity Partners, BoxGroup, Mantis VC, Jack Altman, Evantic, Positive Sum)
- Hightouch ๐บ๐ธ (Marketing): $150M (Goldman Sachs Alternatives, Bain Capital Ventures, Iconiq Capital, Sapphire Ventures, Amplify Partners, Y-Combinator, TD7)
- Aidoc ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $150M (Goldman Sachs Alternatives, General Catalyst, SoftBank Investment Advisors, NVentures)
- Crรฉdit Maritime ๐ซ๐ท (Finance): โฌ120M
- Sereact ๐ฉ๐ช (Robotics): $110M (Headline, Bullhound Capital, Felix Capital, Daphni, Air Street Capital, Creandum, Point Nine)
- Scout AI ๐บ๐ธ (Defense-tech): $100M (Align Ventures, Draper Associates, Decisive Point, Booz Allen Ventures, BVVC, Neman Ventures, Evolution VC Partners, Heraclitus Capital Management, Sigmas Group, Disruptive Founders Fund, Vaughn Capital Partners)
- Citibox ๐ช๐ธ (Logistics): โฌ100M
- Verda ๐ซ๐ฎ (AI): โฌ100M (Lifeline Ventures, byFounders, Tesi, Varma)
- Parallel Web Systems ๐บ๐ธ (Infrastructure): $100M (Sequoia Capital, Kleiner Perkins, Index Ventures, Khosla Ventures, First Round Capital, Spark Capital, Terrain Capital, Abstract Ventures)
- Firestorm Labs ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): $82M (Washington Harbour Partners, NEA, Ondas, In-Q-Tel, Lockheed Martin Ventures, Booz Allen Ventures, Geodesic, Motley Fool Ventures, Litquidity Ventures)
- Cloudsmith ๐ฌ๐ง (Software): โฌ61.5M (TCV, Insight Partners)
- Axoft ๐บ๐ธ (Neurotechnology): $55M (C.P. Group Innovation, Alumni Ventures, Stanford President’s Venture Fund, Hillhouse Investment, Gaorong Ventures)
- Liquid Instruments ๐บ๐ธ (Tech): $50M (Keysight Technologies, Australian Government’s National Reconstruction Fund Corporation)
- Actively ๐บ๐ธ (Tech): $45M (TCV, First Harmonic, Bain Capital Ventures, First Round Capital, Alkeon)
- Lace Lithography ๐ณ๐ด๐ช๐ธ (Manufacturing): โฌ40M
- Zellify ๐ธ๐ช (Fintech): $34M
- Forest ๐ฌ๐ง (Mobility): โฌ31M
- SPREAD AI ๐ฉ๐ช (AI): $30M (DTCP Growth, IQT, OTB Ventures, Salesforce, Thesiger Capital, Christian Schulz, HV Capital, Nauta Capital)
- UNIVITY ๐ซ๐ท (SpaceTech): โฌ27M (Blast, Expansion, Deeptech)
- Decade Energy ๐ซ๐ท (Energy): โฌ22M (Eiffel Investment Group, SET Ventures)
- Fence ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $20M (Galaxy Ventures, ParaFi Capital, Crane Ventures Partners)
- Squads ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $18M (Solana Ventures, Coinbase Ventures, Haun Ventures, L1D, Collab+Currency, Electric Capital, Placeholder, JumpCrypto, Robot Ventures)
- Groove Quantum ๐ณ๐ฑ (Semiconductors): โฌ16M
- SquareMind ๐ซ๐ท (Healthcare): โฌ15.3M
- Zapata Quantum ๐บ๐ธ (Quantum Computing): $15M
- Crazy Mountain ๐บ๐ธ (Beverage): $15M (CAVU Consumer Partners, Coatue, Discovery Land Company)
- Rocsys ๐ณ๐ฑ (Mobility): $13M (Capricorn Partners, Scania Invest, Forward.One, SEB Greentech Venture Capital, Graduate Ventures)
- definity ๐บ๐ธ (Data Engineering): $12M (GreatPoint Ventures, Dynatrace, StageOne Ventures, Hyde Park Venture Partners)
- Performativ ๐ฉ๐ฐ (Fintech): โฌ11.96M (Deutsche Bรถrse Group, Rabo Investments)
- Patronus ๐ฉ๐ช (Healthcare): โฌ11M (3TS Capital Partners, Grazia Equity, Singular, Burda Principal Investments, Adjacent, NAP, UVC Partners)
- OpenObserve ๐บ๐ธ (Tech): $10M (Nexus Venture Partners, Dell Technologies Capital)
- General Analysis ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $10M (Altos Ventures, 645 Ventures, Menlo Ventures, Y Combinator)
- Marloo ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $10M
- Incapto ๐ช๐ธ (Foodtech): โฌ10M (McWin, Cardumen Capital, Lever VC)
- MagicCube ๐ฆ๐ช (Security): $10M (e& capital, Verifone, Bold Capital Partners, Mosaik Partners)
- BetHog ๐ฌ๐ง (Gaming): โฌ8.5M (Will Ventures, RockawayX, PCV, 6MV)
- Shapes ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $8M (Lightspeed, AI Capital Partners, AI Grant)
- Quiver AI ๐ช๐ธ (AI): $8M (Andreessen Horowitz, Kfund)
- Swanky ๐ฌ๐ง (Ecommerce): ยฃ7.6M
- QuoIntelligence ๐ฉ๐ช (Cybersecurity): โฌ7.3M (Elevator Ventures, BMH Beteiligungs-Managementgesellschaft Hessen, eCAPITAL ENTREPRENEURIAL PARTNERS, Mercurius Private Equity)
- Chord ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $7M (Equal Ventures, M13, Chingona Ventures, CEAS Investments)
- Fasal Bio ๐ญ๐ท (Renewable materials): โฌ7M
- Redpine ๐ธ๐ช (AI): โฌ6.8M (NordicNinja, Luminar Ventures, node.vc)
- Neutonic ๐ฌ๐ง (Nootropics): $6M (Alan Barrett, Ollie Marchon, Ross Edgley, Dan Martell, Codie Sanchez, Nomit Shah, Zach Ranen)
- HrFlow.ai ๐ซ๐ท (AI): โฌ6M (115K, La Banque Postale, EmergingTech Ventures)
- DOJO AI ๐ต๐น (AI): โฌ5.1M (Armilar, Heartfelt VC)
- Cerca Magnetics ๐ฌ๐ง (MedTech): โฌ4.3M
- PlaqueTec ๐ฌ๐ง (MedTech): โฌ4.2M
- KEMARO ๐จ๐ญ (Robotics): โฌ4.2M
- Naturbeads ๐ฌ๐ง (Sustainability): โฌ4.1M
- Axomove ๐ซ๐ท (Digital Health): โฌ4M (Digital Prevention Fund, Go Capital, Inco Ventures)
- VREY ๐ฉ๐ช (Climate Tech): โฌ3.3M (Rubio Impact Ventures, High-Tech Grรผnderfonds, kopa ventures)
- dehaze ๐ฉ๐ช (Healthtech): โฌ3.2M (YZR Capital, DN Capital, Angel Invest, Zoho, Better Ventures)
- Cnuic ๐ฌ๐ง (Semiconductors): $3M (Tensor Ventures, Blank Space Ventures, Silicon Roundabout Ventures, Phasechange, SANDS, Superlative)
- Foamlab ๐ณ๐ฑ (Biotech): โฌ3M (ICOS Capital, Value Factory Ventures, DOEN Ventures)
- Virvolt ๐ซ๐ท (Mobility): โฌ3M (CoopVenture, AfriMobility)
- Calibre ๐ฌ๐ง (HealthTech): โฌ2.8M (Amino Collective, Daybreak Ventures, Cocoa Ventures)
- PolymerActive ๐ฉ๐ช (Cleantech): โฌ2.5M
- Askleia ๐ซ๐ท (Biotech): โฌ2.3M
- Certifyde ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $2M (K5 Global, Flamingo Capital, George Ruan, Brad Garlinghouse, Roland Peralta, Taylor Fritz, Diplo, Kygo)
- IC Realtime ๐บ๐ธ (Security): $2M
- Punto ๐ช๐ธ (AI): โฌ2M
- Nox Mobility ๐ฉ๐ช (Mobility): โฌ2M (IBB Ventures, Tommaso Lucca)
- Predictheon ๐ช๐ธ (Healthcare): โฌ1.8M
- Spacebackend ๐ฑ๐บ๐ช๐ธ (Aerospace): โฌ1.8M (Bynd, Athos, DraperB1)
- Sillage ๐ซ๐ท (AI): โฌ1.7M (Kima Ventures, Angel Invest, Drysdale Ventures)
- Cleo Labs ๐ซ๐ท (RegTech): โฌ1.5M (Larry Berger, Kima Ventures, Financiรจre Saint-James)
- Noreja ๐ฆ๐น (Process Intelligence): โฌ1.1M (Markus Neumayr, Jan Sprengnetter, Martin Kaiser, Gordana McNamara)
- Always Friday ๐ฎ๐น (AI): โฌ1.05M (Vento Ventures, P3 Ventures)
- Tapaya ๐จ๐ฟ (Fintech): โฌ1M (Passion Capital, Depo Ventures, BADideas.fund)
- Eaship ๐ช๐ธ (SaaS): โฌ1M
- BASE4 Biosciences ๐ช๐ธ (Biotech): $1M (Kfund, Baobab Ventures)
- Atech ๐ฉ๐ฐ (AI hardware): โฌ681k (Nordic Makers, Emblem, Lovable, Sequoia Scout Fund, Andreessen Horowitz Scout Fund)
- BioThrust ๐ฉ๐ช (Biotech): Amount undisclosed (RWTH Aachen University, Freigeist, ALAGO, NRW.BANK, Theo Bongartz)
- BliskoMed ๐ต๐ฑ (Healthcare): 3M PLN (24Ventures)
- Solar Spy ๐ต๐ฑ (AI): 1,5M zล (VO2 Ventures)
- PIAP Space ๐ต๐ฑ (Space): 12M zล (Agencja Rozwoju Przemysลu S.A.)
- SeniorDomo ๐ช๐ธ (Healthcare): Not disclosed
- Kashable ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): Amount raised not provided
Fund Watch
- Seraphim Space ๐ฌ๐ง: ยฃ350M (spacetech investment trust, targeting new raise)
- BMW i Ventures ๐ฉ๐ช: $300M (new fund, AI-focused, early-stage to Series B)
- Kurma Partners ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ215M (Kurma Biofund IV, biotech fund for incurable diseases)
- SETT (Digital SEPI) ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ200M (state-backed investor, active in startups)
- CDTI Innvierte ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ195M
- Illuminate Financial ๐ฌ๐ง: $135M (Early Growth Fund, AI & Fintech for financial services)
- Ground State Ventures ๐ณ๐ฑ: $88M (early-stage quantum tech fund, final close)
- DFF Ventures ๐ช๐บ: โฌ70M (III fund, supporting early-stage startups)
- Langre Tech ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ50M
- Basque Government ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ50M (Hazten Scale-up, VC fund for startups)
- Max Samuel ๐ช๐บ: โฌ25M ($30M) (Off Piste Fund I, early-stage venture fund)
- Kfund ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ20M (KFoundersPreseedII, pre-seed fund)
๐IPO
- Guillemot Corporation SA ๐ซ๐ท (Tech): plans to buy back a maximum of 400,000 shares for future cancellation.
- Drone Volt ๐ซ๐ท (Drones): raising โฌ3.85M through a capital increase with new shares and warrants.
- Pershing Square Tontine Holdings ๐บ๐ธ (Finance): successfully completed a $5B IPO under the leadership of Bill Ackman.
- Roze AI ๐ฏ๐ต (Robotics): SoftBank plans to take its new AI and robotics venture public in the second half of the year.
๐งณ Debt
- AB Science ๐ซ๐ท: raised โฌ3.2M in a private placement from a limited number of investors.
- Vivacta Bio ๐บ๐ธ: closed Series A and Series A+ financing of over $50M.
- QualiFi LLC ๐บ๐ธ: secured $5M in SBA 7(a) financing for a West Coast-based medical staffing company.
- Starwood Real Estate Income Trust ๐บ๐ธ: has halted redemptions amid high interest rates impacting asset flight.
- PT Vale ๐ฎ๐ฉ: secured a $750M Sustainability-Linked Loan to enhance its sustainable finance strategy.
โ Failures
- Spiders ๐ซ๐ท: aprรจs 18 ans d’activitรฉ, le studio de jeux vidรฉo a รฉtรฉ liquidรฉ, sans repreneur, en raison des difficultรฉs de sa maison mรจre.
- Planta ๐ธ๐ช: the company faced significant layoffs amid declining productivity and a shift in employment practices, raising concerns about the stability of the Swedish employment model.
- Barclay brothers ๐ฌ๐ง: they avoided bankruptcy after a settlement with HSBC over ยฃ143M in overdue debts.
- KPMG ๐บ๐ธ: the firm is laying off about 4% of its U.S. advisory workforce due to weaker demand for services.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Star Date. French students discover a star in the Milky Way that appears older than the galaxy itself, making the Big Bang feel recent. (France Info)
- ๐บ๐ธ Life on Mars? NASA’s Curiosity rover has detected seven new organic molecules never seen before on Mars, hinting at possible DNA precursors in ancient Martian rocks. (Italian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Hit ‘Em Up Again. Tupac Shakur’s family has filed a wrongful death lawsuit in Los Angeles against Duane ยซย Keefe Dย ยป Davis, aiming to unmask everyone allegedly involved in the 1996 murder. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fictional Assets. A executive confesses to faking the books in a $300M disaster, proving imagination is not a substitute for cash. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ญ๐ณ Billionaire Island. Tech moguls including Peter Thiel and Sam Altman are funding Prรณspera, a private island state in Honduras with its own laws and tax rules. (Businessinsider)
- ๐ฎ๐ณ Hippo Critical. Anant Ambani, son of billionaire Mukesh Ambani, offers to relocate 80 of Pablo Escobarโs problematic Colombian hippos to his Indian wildlife sanctuary instead of letting them be culled. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฟ๐ฆ Citation Needed. The new South African AI policy was written by AI, but the official document cited sources that do not exist in reality. (Thenextweb)