๐ฆ Batteries Not Included
The parrot can write, but who sends it out in the rain?
17,000 media jobs vanished in 2025, an 18% jump from 2024, and the screaming has reached operatic register. The Washington Post is shedding roughly a third of its newsroom. Business Insider went ยซย all-in on AIย ยป while cutting 21% of staff. ProPublica’s guild authorised its first strike specifically over AI protections, with 92% voting to walk. Every other week another union demands a clause forbidding AI-related layoffs, as though a contract addendum could repeal a demand curve.
The lament is always the same: the machines are coming for journalism. Convenient framing, since it casts every cut as a civilisational injury rather than a productivity reckoning. Newsroom leaders have repeated ยซย the great replacement of journalistsย ยป so often the slogan now functions as job security. Question it and somebody calls you a Bezos enabler.
Two awkward facts complicate the elegy. AI is mostly being deployed to rewrite Reuters dispatches into 400-word SEO pellets, generate the ยซย everything you need to know aboutย ยป filler padding regional websites between car-insurance ads, and turn press releases into pieces pretending to be reporting. Anyone whose entire output was already that has reasonable grounds to update a LinkedIn profile. The honest description of ยซย AI replacing journalistsย ยป is that a stochastic parrot is now competing with people paid to be stochastic parrots, and winning on price.
On the other side sits everything AI cannot do. It cannot stand outside a Surrey council meeting and corner the chair. It cannot read a 900-page bond prospectus and notice the auditor resigned three weeks before signing. It cannot persuade a frightened ex-employee to talk on Signal at 11pm. The Athletic and ProPublica are not haemorrhaging staff because their work requires being somewhere, talking to someone, and noticing what is missing. The wire-desk model is haemorrhaging because Google’s AI Overviews already ate the traffic that justified it, and any model trained on five years of agency copy can do the rest for the cost of an electricity bill.
None of which excuses the rollouts. CNET published AI-generated finance pieces riddled with errors. Sports Illustrated invented bylines and gave them stock-photo avatars. Politico’s tools produced factual inaccuracies its own arbitrator ruled violated the union contract. The output is frequently garbage and should be treated as such. The diagnosis stands anyway: the jobs being eaten are the ones that never quite required a journalist.
What gets lost in the panic is the harder conversation. Defending the wire-rewriters by calling them journalists is camouflage, and the longer it holds, the longer nobody has to answer the only question that matters: who pays for the reporters still willing to leave the office?

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ซ๐ท Libyan Ties. Prosecutors have called for Nicolas Sarkozy to be found guilty on all charges in the ยซย Libyan affair,ย ยป seeking seven years in prison for the ex-president over campaign funding and corruption. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ซ๐ท Pushback Effect. The Paris court launches a probe into Fabrice Leggeri, accused by NGOs of abetting crimes against humanity during his Frontex tenure, now under the spotlight as RN MEP. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ณ๐ฑ Order Ignited. An anti-asylum protest in Loosdrecht escalated to arson as fireworks set fire to the center, forcing the mayor to declare an emergency. (Spiegel)
- ๐ช๐บ Return Policy. The has invited Taliban officials to Brussels for talks on deporting Afghan migrants, sparking outrage from rights groups who call it a values trade-in. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Red Wedding. Wes Streeting signals his intent to challenge Keir Starmer for Labour leadership, setting the stage for a party civil war the Tories can only enjoy. (El Pais)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Crown Control. King Charles unveiled the government’s wishlist of 37 new bills in his annual speech, while Westminster gossips fixated on Sir Keir Starmer’s future. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Room for Insult. Asked about the White House ballroom and inflation, Trump called two journalists ยซย dumbย ยป and ยซย not smart,ย ยป then left for China, leaving his staff to praise his ยซย opennessย ยป as a national virtue. (Spiegel)
- ๐ญ๐น Bullet Points. In just three days, 5,300 people left northern Port-au-Prince as gangs torched homes and stray bullets shut down medical care. (Le Parisien)
- ๐จ๐ณ Great Wall of Words. Donald Trump lands in Beijing promising a ยซย fabulous futureย ยป for US-China ties while Xi Jinping coolly warns against rivalry and raises Taiwan as the flashpoint. (Ouest-France)
- ๐ต๐ญ Impeach and Block. The Philippine Senate became the latest battleground as Sara Duterteโs supporters derailed an Assembly push to remove her over graft and threats. (Le Monde)
- ๐ธ๐พ Collateral Damage. Amnesty International urges an investigation into possible war crimes after Israeli forces allegedly demolished civilian homes in southern Syria without active hostilities. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Crown Concern. The Duke of Sussex calls out growing antisemitism in Britain, urging people to aim their anger at governments, not entire communities. (BBC)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ฉ๐ช Range Anxiety. With US plans for Tomahawk missiles in limbo, Germany explores everything from Turkish deals to homegrown production to fill its security gap. (Le Temps)
- ๐ช๐บ Ticket to Ride. The European Commission wants national train operators to sell tickets for rival companies, aiming for a single booking system across Europe and stronger passenger rights. (Le Monde)
- ๐ช๐บ Script Control. The finalizes a deal to strengthen its arsenal against medicine shortages, promising patients better access when stocks run low. (Le Monde)
- ๐ช๐บ Risky Business. Deutsche Bank ๐ฉ๐ช and Santander ๐ช๐ธ are piloting the World Bankโs new risk transfer platform, hoping to offload financial risk with a global safety net. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Stake Fight. City of London titans and UK officials are locked in combat over ยฃ1.3T in pension funds, with everyone claiming to protect retireesโ interests. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Wire Transfer. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani urges state regulators to block Western Union from acquiring Intermex, warning the $500M deal could hike remittance fees for immigrants who rely on both. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Independence Day? The Senate approved Kevin Warsh as the new Fed chief, but critics doubt he can resist Trump’s push for lower rates. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Category Con. FIFA is in the hot seat as Californiaโs attorney general investigates allegations that World Cup ticket buyers paid for premium seats but received lower category spots instead. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Policy Bots. OpenAI launches a Washington lobbying hub as AI firms flood Capitol Hill with $47.8M in influence campaigns, hoping to rewrite the rules in their favor. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pumped Up. Inflation in the hit 3.8% year-on-year, fueled by soaring gas prices and costlier groceries, giving Biden new economic headaches. (Libรฉ)
- ๐บ๐ธ Bond Voyage. 10-year Treasury yields surged past recent peaks, with inflation worries steering investors away from hopes of lower rates. (Bloomberg)
- ๐จ๐บ Current Affairs. Cuba’s energy minister declared the country has run out of diesel and fuel oil, leaving Havana with 20-hour blackouts and hospitals in crisis. (BBC)
- ๐ Current Affairs. The International Energy Agency warns that the Strait of Hormuz supply shock will keep global oil markets tight for months and sharply cut demand forecasts. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Medi-cut. The Trump administration is withholding $1.3B in Medicaid payments from California, accusing the state of ignoring fraud in its public health insurance program. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fed New Deal. The Senate confirms Kevin Warsh as Federal Reserve chair, installing Trumpโs pick after months of political drama and Powell-bashing. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Pump Fiction. For the first time in three years, inflation is rising faster than paychecks, with soaring gas prices at $4.50 a gallon outpacing wage gains. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐ซ๐ท Gilded Age. The worldโs ultrarich are snapping up Paris townhouses, with luxury agencies touting the city as a timeless safe haven for big money. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Rate Expectations. Estate agents say the Iran conflict has spooked England and Wales homebuyers, with fears of higher mortgage rates chilling the housing market. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง War and Piece. Turmoil from the US-Israel-Iran conflict pushes Vistry to cut home prices, sending its profits and shares to new lows. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Empty Promises. Despite intense demand, thousands of NYC affordable homes remain unfilled for months, a delay the mayor vows to cut dramatically. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Highs and Buyers. Mortgage rates reach a five-week peak in the, yet homebuyer demand manages to push mortgage applications upward. (Cnbc)
๐ On-chain
- ๐บ๐ธ Inside Track. Suspiciously well-timed bets on Polymarket, uncovered by The New York Times, suggest insiders used nonpublic information to rake in over $600,000 on geopolitical events. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Chain Reaction. Payward teams up with Franklin Templeton to bring classic investment products onchain, aiming to merge old-money credibility with crypto programmability. (Boursier)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ท Hot Wheels. Volkswagenโs ID. Buzz electric vans ignited at two separate TotalEnergies EV stations in France in less than a week, highlighting a recall that does not seem to cool things down.
- ๐ฉ๐ช Das Defense. Volkswagen and Israelโs Rafael are close to launching a joint venture to assemble trucks for the Iron Dome system in Germany, giving Osnabrรผckโs car factory a new lease on life. And a new target market. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Stack Anxiety. Testimony from the Musk-Altman trial reveals Satya Nadella feared Microsoft would become dependent on OpenAI, not the other way around. (Cnbc)
- ๐จ๐ณ AI Caramba. Alibaba is pouring money into artificial intelligence while battling food delivery rivals, leaving profits feeling the heat yet again. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐จ๐ณ Ant Farm. Jack Ma-backed Ant Group saw its profit drop 79% as AI and health care investments ate up the margins, proving not every colony thrives. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฏ๐ต Loss and Found. Nissan expects to finally exit the red this year, announcing a profit forecast after another bruising $1.79B quarterly loss. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ฒ๐พ Chip Shot. A Malaysian chipmaker’s IPO propels the country’s deals to their highest level in 13 years, making Kuala Lumpur the new market hotspot. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ Cloud Control. The head of Microsoft ๐บ๐ธ Israel will step down after an inquiry into the companyโs tech being used for mass surveillance of Palestinians. (The Guardian)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Electricite de France ๐ซ๐ท looking to sell its renewable energy assets in China for over $500M.
- Elis ๐ซ๐ท acquires Wรคsche Perle ๐จ๐ญ, a Swiss laundry company, for approximately โฌ13.5M.
- Siemens ๐ฉ๐ช is exploring an acquisition of Mer Mec ๐ฎ๐น for over $1.2B.
- SAP ๐ฉ๐ช acquires a stake in n8n ๐ฉ๐ช, valuing the company at โฌ4.42B.
- Ludoil ๐ฎ๐น agrees to buy GOI Energy ๐จ๐พ’s ISAB refinery, the largest in Italy, from a company linked to Beny Steinmetz.
- Czechoslovak Group ๐จ๐ฟ proposes to acquire a stake in KNDS ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ท, a Franco-German tank maker, in an all or mostly cash bid.
- Airbus ๐ช๐บ and Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ are in talks to invest โฌ600M in Quantum Systems ๐ฉ๐ช, a drone startup.
- EQT ๐ช๐บ is preparing a potential $10B bid for Everllence ๐ฉ๐ช, Volkswagen’s heavy diesel engine unit, with backing from QIA and Porsche.
- Verdane ๐ช๐บ acquires a 50% stake in Telenor Connexion ๐ณ๐ด at an $810M valuation.
- Intertek ๐ฌ๐ง is set to accept a ยฃ10.6B takeover offer from EQT ๐ธ๐ช after rejecting three earlier bids.
- Graycliff Partners ๐บ๐ธ acquires Tramont Manufacturing ๐บ๐ธ, a manufacturer of custom-engineered generator enclosures and fuel tanks for backup power applications.
- Eir Partners ๐บ๐ธ makes a growth investment in QuartzBio ๐บ๐ธ to enhance clinical trial intelligence; terms undisclosed.
- Bristol-Myers ๐บ๐ธ signs a collaboration and licensing deal with Jiangsu Hengrui Pharmaceuticals ๐จ๐ณ worth $15.2B.
- Stonepeak ๐บ๐ธ acquires Bank of Montreal ๐จ๐ฆ’s $10B truck and trailer financing platform.
- Bain Capital ๐บ๐ธ and SoftBank ๐ฏ๐ต submit a joint offer for Kakaku.com ๐ฏ๐ต valued at $3.7B.
- Trian Partners ๐บ๐ธ seeks investor backing for a potential LBO of Wendy’s ๐บ๐ธ valued at $1.5B.
- Providence Equity Partners ๐บ๐ธ is exploring an acquisition of Gamma Communications ๐ฌ๐ง for $1.1B.
- Thomas Faust ๐บ๐ธ acquires a majority stake in mutual fund rescuer ReFlow Services ๐บ๐ธ.
- Brown-Forman ๐บ๐ธ rejects Sazerac ๐บ๐ธ’s $17B acquisition bid, valuing the company at $32 a share.
- GameStop ๐บ๐ธ makes a $56B unsolicited bid to acquire eBay ๐บ๐ธ, offering $125 per share.
- OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ acquires Tomoro ๐ฌ๐ง, a consulting firm it co-founded in 2023.
- Quad-C Management ๐บ๐ธ invests in Thibaut ๐บ๐ธ, a premier designer and distributor of wallcoverings and home products.
- CSG ๐บ๐ธ made a bid to acquire a stake in KNDS ๐ฉ๐ช.
- Equinox Gold ๐จ๐ฆ and Orla Mining ๐จ๐ฆ agree to merge, creating a $18.5B gold major.
- CSN ๐ง๐ท received non-binding offers for its cement unit.
- Edificio Rostower Socimi ๐ฆ๐ท acquires Via Wagner ๐ช๐ธ for $13.5M.
- BYD ๐จ๐ณ is negotiating to acquire underutilized factories from Stellantis ๐ฎ๐น and other European automakers.
- Eneos ๐ฏ๐ต acquires Chevron ๐บ๐ธ’s Asia oil assets for $2.2B.
- Dubai Holding ๐ฆ๐ช acquires a 22.3% stake in Emaar Properties ๐ฆ๐ช from the Investment Corporation of Dubai for $6.5B.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ธ๐ช Raise Expectations. Lovable offers 10% annual raises on work anniversaries, but critics say the policy fits unicorns, not the everyday startup zoo. (Sifted)
- ๐ช๐บ Pitch Imperfect. A secretive group is recruiting whistleblowers to expose misconduct and conflicts of interest in Europe’s VC industry, promising to shake up the status quo. (Sifted)
- ๐ช๐บ Truce Fund. Ares ๐บ๐ธ and Arcmont ๐ฌ๐ง bury the hatchet and collaborate on a record secondary credit deal, showing the only grudge worth holding is for higher returns. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Small Talk. Anthropic unveils new tools for small businesses, hoping to bring AI beyond the Fortune 500 and into your neighborhood coffee shop. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Fee for All. Private equity investors want to stop paying both sidesโ legal costs in fund negotiations, after years of soaring law firm revenues and unchecked billing. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Drone Alone. Californiaโs Anduril doubled its valuation to $61B after a $5B raise, proving start-ups can outgun the old defence giants. At least on paper. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Valley of the Dolls. Andreessen Horowitz funneled $115M into this yearโs midterms through super PACs, dwarfing rival billionaires and proving cash is still king in politics. (New York Times)
- ๐ฏ๐ต SoftBank to the Future. SoftBank’s Vision Fund posted a $46B gain, almost entirely thanks to its massive OpenAI investment, while most other bets lagged behind. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฏ๐ต AI of the Tiger. SoftBank reports a stunning $25B gain from its OpenAI ๐บ๐ธ stake, proving that sometimes the future really does pay for itself. (Wall Street Journal)
Fundraising
- Anthropic ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $30B
- Anduril ๐บ๐ธ (Defense Tech): $5B (Thrive Capital, Andreessen Horowitz)
- Isomorphic Labs ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $2.1BN (Thrive Capital, Alphabet, GV, Temasek, CapitalG, UK Sovereign AI Fund)
- Mind Robotics ๐บ๐ธ (Robotics): $400M (Kleiner Perkins, Meritech Capital, Redpoint Ventures, SV Angel, Incharge Capital, A-Star Capital, Garuda Ventures, Accel, Andreessen Horowitz, Eclipse, Prysm Capital, Bain Capital Ventures, Greenoaks)
- Rev1 Ventures ๐บ๐ธ (Venture Studio): $348M
- Fractile ๐ฌ๐ง (Semiconductors): $220M (Accel, Founders Fund, Factorial Funds, Conviction, Gigascale, O1A, Felicis, Buckley Ventures, 8VC)
- Paymentology ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $175M (Apis Partners, Aspirity Partners)
- Forus ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $160M (Thrive Capital, General Catalyst, Accel)
- Oishii ๐บ๐ธ (Agriculture): $150M (SPARX Asset Management, Nomura Real Estate Development, MISUMI Group, Mizuho Bank)
- Panthalassa ๐บ๐ธ (Renewable Energy): $140M (Peter Thiel, John Doerr, Marc Benioff’s TIME Ventures, Max Levchin’s SciFi Ventures, Susquehanna Sustainable Investments, Hanwha Asset Management (USA), Anthony Pratt, Fortescue Ventures, Future Positive, WTI, Nimble Partners, Super Micro Computer, Sozo Ventures, Dylan Field, Planetary VC, Leblon Capital, Resilience Reserve, Portland Seed Fund, Intrepid Oregon Fund, Founders Fund, Gigascale Capital, Lowercarbon Capital, Unless, WovenEarth)
- Exaforce ๐บ๐ธ (Cybersecurity): $125M (HarbourVest, Peak XV, Mayfield, Khosla Ventures, Seligman Ventures)
- Elliptic ๐ฌ๐ง (Blockchain): $120M (One Peak, Nasdaq Ventures, Deutsche Bank, British Business Bank)
- waterdropยฎ ๐ฆ๐น (Beverages): โฌ100M (Aspeya, Atlantic Grupa, Aleksander Aamodt Kilde)
- Havoc ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): $100M (CCM Capital Markets, Clear Street LLC, Cobalt Capital, Boardman Bay Capital Management, Meet Perry, Mute Ventures, Soren Ventures, SAIC, JA Green, Outlander VC, Scout VC, B Capital, Lockheed Martin, Taiwania Capital, UP.Partners, The Veteran Fund)
- Whitehawk Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Oncology): $87.5M (Avoro Capital, QVT, Coastlands Capital, KVP Capital, ADAR1 Capital Management, Acuta Capital Partners, StemPoint Capital LP, Invus)
- Wheels Up ๐บ๐ธ (Aviation): $68M
- Star Catcher ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $65M (B Capital, Shield Capital, Cerberus Ventures)
- Tessera Labs ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $60M (Andreessen Horowitz, Foundation Capital, Myriad Venture Partners, Osage University Partners)
- UroMems ๐ซ๐ท (Healthcare): $60M
- Champion Leadership Group ๐บ๐ธ (Venture Capital): $55M
- Monaco ๐บ๐ธ (Sales): $50M (Benchmark, Founders Fund, Human Capital)
- Vapi ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $50M
- Exponent Financial ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $40M
- Mantle8 ๐ซ๐ท (Energy): โฌ31M (Sandwater, Breakthrough Energy Ventures, Ecotechnologies 2, IP Group, Wind Capital, Calderion)
- Kembara ๐ช๐ธ (Fintech): โฌ31M
- Embat ๐ฉ๐ช (Fintech): โฌ30M (Cathay Innovation, Creandum, Samaipata, 4Founders Capital, Venture Friends)
- 9amHealth ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $26M (Define Ventures, SemperVirens VC, Catalio Capital Management, NewHealth Ventures)
- BranchLab ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $26M (McKesson Ventures, FCA Venture Partners, Sanofi Ventures, AIX Ventures)
- Webidoo ๐ฎ๐น๐บ๐ธ (AI): $25M (Azimut Libera Impresa’s IXC3 fund)
- Basata ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $21M (Basis Set Ventures, Cowboy Ventures, PHX Ventures, Zenda Capital, Victoria Treyger)
- Greenboard ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $20M (Base10 Partners, Y Combinator, General Catalyst, Wayfinder Ventures, Commerce Ventures, Transpose Platform, Liquid2 Ventures, Kulveer Taggar)
- Fifth Dimension ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ19.2M
- Adfin ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): $18M (Index Ventures, Visionaries Club)
- Outmarket AI ๐บ๐ธ (Insurance): $17M (Permanent Capital Ventures, SignalFire, Fika Ventures, TTV Capital, Dash Fund)
- Fence ๐ช๐ธ (Fintech): โฌ17M (Galaxy Ventures, ParaFi Capital, Crane Ventures Partners)
- HrdWyr ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductors): $13M
- Casimir ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): $12M
- Knit Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $11.6M (Uncork Capital, Frist Cressey Ventures, Moxxie Ventures, Coalition Operators)
- White Circle ๐ซ๐ท (AI): $11M (Romain Huet, Dirk Kingma, Guillaume Lample, Thomas Wolf, Franรงois Chollet, Olivier Pomel, Paige Bailey)
- Vector ๐บ๐ธ (Advertising): $10M (SignalFire, HubSpot Ventures)
- Origin Lab ๐บ๐ธ (Data): $8M (Lightspeed Ventures, SV Angel, Eniac, Seven Stars, FPV, Kevin Lin, Kyle Vogt)
- BioInnovation Institute ๐ฉ๐ฐ (AI): โฌ7M
- DesignVerse ๐ท๐ด (Software): $5.5M (Begin Capital, Gapminder VC, Underline Ventures)
- Kohort ๐ฌ๐ง (Gaming): ยฃ5.1M
- Secludy ๐บ๐ธ (Privacy-tech): $4M (Impression Ventures, LAUNCH, The Syndicate, Wedbush Ventures, Precursor Ventures, Hustle Fund, Script Capital, Mana Ventures, Chispa VC)
- Fakto ๐ซ๐ท (SaaS): โฌ3.6M (Frst, GFC, Darkmode, Alain Dehaze, Jean-Stรฉphane Arcis, Dominique Vidal)
- Esk ๐ฌ๐ง (Entertainment): ยฃ2.6M
- Kaizan ๐ฌ๐ง (AI): ยฃ2.5M
- H2CHP ๐ฌ๐ง (Energy): ยฃ1.5M
- Gyver ๐ฎ๐น (Workforce): โฌ1.4M (Brighteye, ฤltitude, Vento Ventures, Zanichelli Venture, Antler)
Fund Watch
- Blackstone ๐บ๐ธ: $10B (3rd Core Private Equity Fund, longer asset holding)
- BNP Paribas Asset Management Alts ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ3B (Enhanced CRE Debt fund, commercial real estate debt)
- Finback Investment Partners ๐บ๐ธ: $500M (2nd private equity fund, oversubscribed)
- A* ๐บ๐ธ: $450M (3rd early-stage VC fund)
- Pantheon ๐ฌ๐ง: $300M (sold 10% of PE portfolio, funding buybacks)
- Portzamparc ๐ซ๐ท: โฌ100M (PME ISR fund, socially responsible investments)
- Instituto de Crรฉdito Oficial (ICO) ๐ช๐ธ: โฌ22.5M (investment in Azora European Climate Solutions Fund, green projects)
- Arฤya Ventures & Sie Ventures ๐ฌ๐ง: ยฃ7.5M (new fund for female-led startups in AI, deeptech, fintech, healthcare, sustainability)
- JPMorgan Chase ๐บ๐ธ: $N/A (2nd tokenized money market fund on Ethereum, JLTXX)
๐IPO
- Lufthansa ๐ฉ๐ช (Airlines): will increase its stake in ITA Airways from 41% to 90% through a $380M share purchase.
- TSK ๐ช๐ธ (Engineering): successfully raised โฌ150M in its IPO in Spain.
- Wise ๐ฌ๐ง (Fintech): shifting its listing from London to the US with a market cap of $16B.
- Fervo Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): raised $1.89B in its IPO, achieving a market valuation of over $10B amid strong demand for AI data center power.
- Fervo Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): raised $1.89B in its IPO, achieving an initial valuation of approximately $7.7B.
- Blackstone REIT ๐บ๐ธ (Real Estate): raised $1.75B in its IPO to acquire data centers.
- Cerebras Systems ๐บ๐ธ (Tech): priced IPO shares at $185 each, raising at least $5.55B and achieving a $56.4B valuation.
- American Electric Power ๐บ๐ธ (Utilities): seeking to raise $2.6B in a share sale at a 4% discount amid booming AI demand.
- GMR Solutions ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): seeking to raise $480M in a downsized IPO at a $3.3B valuation.
- Sunshine Silver Mining ๐บ๐ธ (Mining): filed for a $400M IPO to restart an Idaho mine.
- Robinhood ๐บ๐ธ (Finance): preparing a second IPO of its VC fund aimed at retail investors.
- Cerebras Systems ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductors): raised $5.5B in its IPO, valuing the company at approximately $40B.
- Fervo Energy ๐บ๐ธ (Energy): debuted on Nasdaq with shares closing at $36.54, achieving a market cap of $9.8B after pricing at $27.
- Hitachi ๐ฏ๐ต (Electronics): seeking to offload 8% of Hitachi Construction Machinery shares worth $640M in block trades.
- Nobel Hygiene ๐ฎ๐ณ (Consumer Goods): seeking to raise $300M an India IPO backed by Quadria Capital.
- Bagmane REIT ๐ฎ๐ณ (Real Estate): debuted successfully after raising $360M its IPO.
๐งณ Debt
- Atos S.E. ๐ซ๐ท: raised โฌ1.25B in a successful offering of guaranteed senior fixed and variable rate bonds.
- UniCredit ๐ฎ๐น: arranging SRTs tied to over $3.5B of corporate loans for CaixaBank and Banco Sabadell.
- ServiceNow ๐บ๐ธ: received $38B in orders for a $4B bond sale, its first since Covid.
- Amazon ๐บ๐ธ: raised $3.6B in its debut Swiss franc bond sale.
- US Treasury ๐บ๐ธ: sold $25B in 30-year bonds at a 5% yield for the first time since 2007.
- Canyon Partners Real Estate ๐บ๐ธ: provided a senior loan to refinance Rambler Atlanta, a Class-A student housing community.
- ArcelorMittal ๐บ๐ธ: priced a $1B bond offering with a 5.375% interest, maturing May 19, 2036.
- JX Advanced Metals ๐ฏ๐ต: plans to sell $1.6B in convertible bonds for buybacks.
- Yuanta Securities ๐น๐ผ: seeking $1B in loans to expand business.
โ Failures
- Kylotonn ๐ซ๐ท: the video game studio plans to cut 84 jobs, representing 68% of its workforce, amid ongoing financial difficulties and a request for judicial recovery.
- Minelli ๐ซ๐ท: placed in judicial recovery in March, the shoe retailer announced its definitive closure after May 30.
- Trdlokafe ๐จ๐ฟ: the franchise brand is in bankruptcy proceedings, facing claims from dissatisfied franchisees.
- Nestlรฉ ๐จ๐ญ: the company plans to cut 2,000 white-collar jobs in Europe as part of a global restructuring effort.
- Cisco ๐บ๐ธ: the tech giant plans to cut fewer than 4,000 jobs, about 5% of its workforce, to focus on AI and related technologies.
- LinkedIn ๐บ๐ธ: the company plans to lay off 5% of its workforce, amounting to over 875 employees, amid a reorganization for growth.
- CommScope ๐บ๐ธ: lenders sued the telecom provider for breaching a debt agreement after failing to pay a $150M premium following a $10.5B sale.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ซ๐ท Frankly Paris. Author Eric Weiner traces Benjamin Franklinโs Parisian adventures, spotlighting how Franklin charmed France into funding the American Revolution at age 70. (New York Times)
- ๐ฎ๐น Fowl Play. Punta Marina’s wild peacocks have multiplied to 120, dividing the village between enchanted birdwatchers and sleepless, car-scratching skeptics. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ช๐บ Brand Gaul. Les รditions Albert Renรฉ blocks a Polish weapons company from using ยซย Obelixย ยป as a trademark, convincing the court that comics and ammo do not mix. (Die Zeit)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Roast and Toxic. Greenpeace reports that a typical English roast may contain traces of 102 pesticides, including seven banned in the EU. Bon appรฉtit. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Fine Line. Ofcom has fined a US-based suicide forum ยฃ950K after it was linked to 160 UK deaths, but the site remains online for now. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Flight Club. Solar Impulse 2, the pioneering solar-powered plane that circled the globe in 2016, was deliberately ditched in the Gulf of Mexico after weather forced its owners, Skydweller Aero ๐ช๐ธ, to abandon the drone during a military exercise. The era of perpetual flight ends with a controlled splashdown. (Le Monde)
- ๐บ๐ธ Life After Death. At age 72, Tim Bovard keeps the art of taxidermy alive, reviving creatures for the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Suit Yourself. Marco Rubio boarded Air Force One to China in the exact tracksuit Nicolas Maduro wore when captured, proving politics truly is a dress rehearsal. (El Pais)