๐Ÿฆœ Batteries Not Included

The parrot can write, but who sends it out in the rain?

14 mai 2026

17,000 media jobs vanished in 2025, an 18% jump from 2024, and the screaming has reached operatic register. The Washington Post is shedding roughly a third of its newsroom. Business Insider went ยซย all-in on AIย ยป while cutting 21% of staff. ProPublica’s guild authorised its first strike specifically over AI protections, with 92% voting to walk. Every other week another union demands a clause forbidding AI-related layoffs, as though a contract addendum could repeal a demand curve.

The lament is always the same: the machines are coming for journalism. Convenient framing, since it casts every cut as a civilisational injury rather than a productivity reckoning. Newsroom leaders have repeated ยซย the great replacement of journalistsย ยป so often the slogan now functions as job security. Question it and somebody calls you a Bezos enabler.

Two awkward facts complicate the elegy. AI is mostly being deployed to rewrite Reuters dispatches into 400-word SEO pellets, generate the ยซย everything you need to know aboutย ยป filler padding regional websites between car-insurance ads, and turn press releases into pieces pretending to be reporting. Anyone whose entire output was already that has reasonable grounds to update a LinkedIn profile. The honest description of ยซย AI replacing journalistsย ยป is that a stochastic parrot is now competing with people paid to be stochastic parrots, and winning on price.

On the other side sits everything AI cannot do. It cannot stand outside a Surrey council meeting and corner the chair. It cannot read a 900-page bond prospectus and notice the auditor resigned three weeks before signing. It cannot persuade a frightened ex-employee to talk on Signal at 11pm. The Athletic and ProPublica are not haemorrhaging staff because their work requires being somewhere, talking to someone, and noticing what is missing. The wire-desk model is haemorrhaging because Google’s AI Overviews already ate the traffic that justified it, and any model trained on five years of agency copy can do the rest for the cost of an electricity bill.

None of which excuses the rollouts. CNET published AI-generated finance pieces riddled with errors. Sports Illustrated invented bylines and gave them stock-photo avatars. Politico’s tools produced factual inaccuracies its own arbitrator ruled violated the union contract. The output is frequently garbage and should be treated as such. The diagnosis stands anyway: the jobs being eaten are the ones that never quite required a journalist.

What gets lost in the panic is the harder conversation. Defending the wire-rewriters by calling them journalists is camouflage, and the longer it holds, the longer nobody has to answer the only question that matters: who pays for the reporters still willing to leave the office?

๐Ÿฆœ Batteries Not Included

๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Top Story

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Libyan Ties. Prosecutors have called for Nicolas Sarkozy to be found guilty on all charges in the ยซย Libyan affair,ย ยป seeking seven years in prison for the ex-president over campaign funding and corruption. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Pushback Effect. The Paris court launches a probe into Fabrice Leggeri, accused by NGOs of abetting crimes against humanity during his Frontex tenure, now under the spotlight as RN MEP. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Order Ignited. An anti-asylum protest in Loosdrecht escalated to arson as fireworks set fire to the center, forcing the mayor to declare an emergency. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Return Policy. The has invited Taliban officials to Brussels for talks on deporting Afghan migrants, sparking outrage from rights groups who call it a values trade-in. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Red Wedding. Wes Streeting signals his intent to challenge Keir Starmer for Labour leadership, setting the stage for a party civil war the Tories can only enjoy. (El Pais)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Crown Control. King Charles unveiled the government’s wishlist of 37 new bills in his annual speech, while Westminster gossips fixated on Sir Keir Starmer’s future. (BBC)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Room for Insult. Asked about the White House ballroom and inflation, Trump called two journalists ยซย dumbย ยป and ยซย not smart,ย ยป then left for China, leaving his staff to praise his ยซย opennessย ยป as a national virtue. (Spiegel)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น Bullet Points. In just three days, 5,300 people left northern Port-au-Prince as gangs torched homes and stray bullets shut down medical care. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Great Wall of Words. Donald Trump lands in Beijing promising a ยซย fabulous futureย ยป for US-China ties while Xi Jinping coolly warns against rivalry and raises Taiwan as the flashpoint. (Ouest-France)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ Impeach and Block. The Philippine Senate became the latest battleground as Sara Duterteโ€™s supporters derailed an Assembly push to remove her over graft and threats. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ Collateral Damage. Amnesty International urges an investigation into possible war crimes after Israeli forces allegedly demolished civilian homes in southern Syria without active hostilities. (Le Monde)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Crown Concern. The Duke of Sussex calls out growing antisemitism in Britain, urging people to aim their anger at governments, not entire communities. (BBC)

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Economy

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Range Anxiety. With US plans for Tomahawk missiles in limbo, Germany explores everything from Turkish deals to homegrown production to fill its security gap. (Le Temps)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Ticket to Ride. The European Commission wants national train operators to sell tickets for rival companies, aiming for a single booking system across Europe and stronger passenger rights. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Script Control. The finalizes a deal to strengthen its arsenal against medicine shortages, promising patients better access when stocks run low. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Risky Business. Deutsche Bank ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช and Santander ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ are piloting the World Bankโ€™s new risk transfer platform, hoping to offload financial risk with a global safety net. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Stake Fight. City of London titans and UK officials are locked in combat over ยฃ1.3T in pension funds, with everyone claiming to protect retireesโ€™ interests. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wire Transfer. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani urges state regulators to block Western Union from acquiring Intermex, warning the $500M deal could hike remittance fees for immigrants who rely on both. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Independence Day? The Senate approved Kevin Warsh as the new Fed chief, but critics doubt he can resist Trump’s push for lower rates. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Category Con. FIFA is in the hot seat as Californiaโ€™s attorney general investigates allegations that World Cup ticket buyers paid for premium seats but received lower category spots instead. (Le Parisien)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Policy Bots. OpenAI launches a Washington lobbying hub as AI firms flood Capitol Hill with $47.8M in influence campaigns, hoping to rewrite the rules in their favor. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pumped Up. Inflation in the hit 3.8% year-on-year, fueled by soaring gas prices and costlier groceries, giving Biden new economic headaches. (Libรฉ)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Bond Voyage. 10-year Treasury yields surged past recent peaks, with inflation worries steering investors away from hopes of lower rates. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ Current Affairs. Cuba’s energy minister declared the country has run out of diesel and fuel oil, leaving Havana with 20-hour blackouts and hospitals in crisis. (BBC)
  • ๐ŸŒ Current Affairs. The International Energy Agency warns that the Strait of Hormuz supply shock will keep global oil markets tight for months and sharply cut demand forecasts. (Wall Street Journal)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Medi-cut. The Trump administration is withholding $1.3B in Medicaid payments from California, accusing the state of ignoring fraud in its public health insurance program. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fed New Deal. The Senate confirms Kevin Warsh as Federal Reserve chair, installing Trumpโ€™s pick after months of political drama and Powell-bashing. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pump Fiction. For the first time in three years, inflation is rising faster than paychecks, with soaring gas prices at $4.50 a gallon outpacing wage gains. (Wall Street Journal)

๐Ÿข Real Estate

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Gilded Age. The worldโ€™s ultrarich are snapping up Paris townhouses, with luxury agencies touting the city as a timeless safe haven for big money. (Le Parisien)
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Rate Expectations. Estate agents say the Iran conflict has spooked England and Wales homebuyers, with fears of higher mortgage rates chilling the housing market. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง War and Piece. Turmoil from the US-Israel-Iran conflict pushes Vistry to cut home prices, sending its profits and shares to new lows. (The Guardian)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Empty Promises. Despite intense demand, thousands of NYC affordable homes remain unfilled for months, a delay the mayor vows to cut dramatically. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Highs and Buyers. Mortgage rates reach a five-week peak in the, yet homebuyer demand manages to push mortgage applications upward. (Cnbc)

๐Ÿ”— On-chain

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Inside Track. Suspiciously well-timed bets on Polymarket, uncovered by The New York Times, suggest insiders used nonpublic information to rake in over $600,000 on geopolitical events. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Chain Reaction. Payward teams up with Franklin Templeton to bring classic investment products onchain, aiming to merge old-money credibility with crypto programmability. (Boursier)

๐Ÿ’ฑ Listed Markets

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Hot Wheels. Volkswagenโ€™s ID. Buzz electric vans ignited at two separate TotalEnergies EV stations in France in less than a week, highlighting a recall that does not seem to cool things down.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Das Defense. Volkswagen and Israelโ€™s Rafael are close to launching a joint venture to assemble trucks for the Iron Dome system in Germany, giving Osnabrรผckโ€™s car factory a new lease on life. And a new target market. (Boursier)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stack Anxiety. Testimony from the Musk-Altman trial reveals Satya Nadella feared Microsoft would become dependent on OpenAI, not the other way around. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ AI Caramba. Alibaba is pouring money into artificial intelligence while battling food delivery rivals, leaving profits feeling the heat yet again. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Ant Farm. Jack Ma-backed Ant Group saw its profit drop 79% as AI and health care investments ate up the margins, proving not every colony thrives. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Loss and Found. Nissan expects to finally exit the red this year, announcing a profit forecast after another bruising $1.79B quarterly loss. (Wall Street Journal)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ Chip Shot. A Malaysian chipmaker’s IPO propels the country’s deals to their highest level in 13 years, making Kuala Lumpur the new market hotspot. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Cloud Control. The head of Microsoft ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Israel will step down after an inquiry into the companyโ€™s tech being used for mass surveillance of Palestinians. (The Guardian)

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)

  • Electricite de France ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท looking to sell its renewable energy assets in China for over $500M.
  • Elis ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires Wรคsche Perle ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ, a Swiss laundry company, for approximately โ‚ฌ13.5M.
  • Siemens ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช is exploring an acquisition of Mer Mec ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น for over $1.2B.
  • SAP ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires a stake in n8n ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, valuing the company at โ‚ฌ4.42B.
  • Ludoil ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น agrees to buy GOI Energy ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ’s ISAB refinery, the largest in Italy, from a company linked to Beny Steinmetz.
  • Czechoslovak Group ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ proposes to acquire a stake in KNDS ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, a Franco-German tank maker, in an all or mostly cash bid.
  • Airbus ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ and Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are in talks to invest โ‚ฌ600M in Quantum Systems ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, a drone startup.
  • EQT ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ is preparing a potential $10B bid for Everllence ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, Volkswagen’s heavy diesel engine unit, with backing from QIA and Porsche.
  • Verdane ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ acquires a 50% stake in Telenor Connexion ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด at an $810M valuation.
  • Intertek ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง is set to accept a ยฃ10.6B takeover offer from EQT ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช after rejecting three earlier bids.
  • Graycliff Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Tramont Manufacturing ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a manufacturer of custom-engineered generator enclosures and fuel tanks for backup power applications.
  • Eir Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ makes a growth investment in QuartzBio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to enhance clinical trial intelligence; terms undisclosed.
  • Bristol-Myers ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ signs a collaboration and licensing deal with Jiangsu Hengrui Pharmaceuticals ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ worth $15.2B.
  • Stonepeak ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Bank of Montreal ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ’s $10B truck and trailer financing platform.
  • Bain Capital ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and SoftBank ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต submit a joint offer for Kakaku.com ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต valued at $3.7B.
  • Trian Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ seeks investor backing for a potential LBO of Wendy’s ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ valued at $1.5B.
  • Providence Equity Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is exploring an acquisition of Gamma Communications ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for $1.1B.
  • Thomas Faust ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires a majority stake in mutual fund rescuer ReFlow Services ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.
  • Brown-Forman ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ rejects Sazerac ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s $17B acquisition bid, valuing the company at $32 a share.
  • GameStop ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ makes a $56B unsolicited bid to acquire eBay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, offering $125 per share.
  • OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ acquires Tomoro ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, a consulting firm it co-founded in 2023.
  • Quad-C Management ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ invests in Thibaut ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, a premier designer and distributor of wallcoverings and home products.
  • CSG ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ made a bid to acquire a stake in KNDS ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช.
  • Equinox Gold ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ and Orla Mining ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ agree to merge, creating a $18.5B gold major.
  • CSN ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท received non-binding offers for its cement unit.
  • Edificio Rostower Socimi ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท acquires Via Wagner ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ for $13.5M.
  • BYD ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ is negotiating to acquire underutilized factories from Stellantis ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น and other European automakers.
  • Eneos ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต acquires Chevron ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ’s Asia oil assets for $2.2B.
  • Dubai Holding ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช acquires a 22.3% stake in Emaar Properties ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช from the Investment Corporation of Dubai for $6.5B.

๐Ÿงณ Private Markets & VC

  • ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Raise Expectations. Lovable offers 10% annual raises on work anniversaries, but critics say the policy fits unicorns, not the everyday startup zoo. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Pitch Imperfect. A secretive group is recruiting whistleblowers to expose misconduct and conflicts of interest in Europe’s VC industry, promising to shake up the status quo. (Sifted)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Truce Fund. Ares ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Arcmont ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง bury the hatchet and collaborate on a record secondary credit deal, showing the only grudge worth holding is for higher returns. (Bloomberg)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Small Talk. Anthropic unveils new tools for small businesses, hoping to bring AI beyond the Fortune 500 and into your neighborhood coffee shop. (TechCrunch)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fee for All. Private equity investors want to stop paying both sidesโ€™ legal costs in fund negotiations, after years of soaring law firm revenues and unchecked billing. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Drone Alone. Californiaโ€™s Anduril doubled its valuation to $61B after a $5B raise, proving start-ups can outgun the old defence giants. At least on paper. (Financial Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Valley of the Dolls. Andreessen Horowitz funneled $115M into this yearโ€™s midterms through super PACs, dwarfing rival billionaires and proving cash is still king in politics. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต SoftBank to the Future. SoftBank’s Vision Fund posted a $46B gain, almost entirely thanks to its massive OpenAI investment, while most other bets lagged behind. (Cnbc)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต AI of the Tiger. SoftBank reports a stunning $25B gain from its OpenAI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ stake, proving that sometimes the future really does pay for itself. (Wall Street Journal)

Fundraising

  • Anthropic ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $30B
  • Anduril ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense Tech): $5B (Thrive Capital, Andreessen Horowitz)
  • Isomorphic Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $2.1BN (Thrive Capital, Alphabet, GV, Temasek, CapitalG, UK Sovereign AI Fund)
  • Mind Robotics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Robotics): $400M (Kleiner Perkins, Meritech Capital, Redpoint Ventures, SV Angel, Incharge Capital, A-Star Capital, Garuda Ventures, Accel, Andreessen Horowitz, Eclipse, Prysm Capital, Bain Capital Ventures, Greenoaks)
  • Rev1 Ventures ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Venture Studio): $348M
  • Fractile ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Semiconductors): $220M (Accel, Founders Fund, Factorial Funds, Conviction, Gigascale, O1A, Felicis, Buckley Ventures, 8VC)
  • Paymentology ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): $175M (Apis Partners, Aspirity Partners)
  • Forus ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $160M (Thrive Capital, General Catalyst, Accel)
  • Oishii ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Agriculture): $150M (SPARX Asset Management, Nomura Real Estate Development, MISUMI Group, Mizuho Bank)
  • Panthalassa ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Renewable Energy): $140M (Peter Thiel, John Doerr, Marc Benioff’s TIME Ventures, Max Levchin’s SciFi Ventures, Susquehanna Sustainable Investments, Hanwha Asset Management (USA), Anthony Pratt, Fortescue Ventures, Future Positive, WTI, Nimble Partners, Super Micro Computer, Sozo Ventures, Dylan Field, Planetary VC, Leblon Capital, Resilience Reserve, Portland Seed Fund, Intrepid Oregon Fund, Founders Fund, Gigascale Capital, Lowercarbon Capital, Unless, WovenEarth)
  • Exaforce ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Cybersecurity): $125M (HarbourVest, Peak XV, Mayfield, Khosla Ventures, Seligman Ventures)
  • Elliptic ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Blockchain): $120M (One Peak, Nasdaq Ventures, Deutsche Bank, British Business Bank)
  • waterdropยฎ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น (Beverages): โ‚ฌ100M (Aspeya, Atlantic Grupa, Aleksander Aamodt Kilde)
  • Havoc ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Defense): $100M (CCM Capital Markets, Clear Street LLC, Cobalt Capital, Boardman Bay Capital Management, Meet Perry, Mute Ventures, Soren Ventures, SAIC, JA Green, Outlander VC, Scout VC, B Capital, Lockheed Martin, Taiwania Capital, UP.Partners, The Veteran Fund)
  • Whitehawk Therapeutics ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Oncology): $87.5M (Avoro Capital, QVT, Coastlands Capital, KVP Capital, ADAR1 Capital Management, Acuta Capital Partners, StemPoint Capital LP, Invus)
  • Wheels Up ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Aviation): $68M
  • Star Catcher ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $65M (B Capital, Shield Capital, Cerberus Ventures)
  • Tessera Labs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $60M (Andreessen Horowitz, Foundation Capital, Myriad Venture Partners, Osage University Partners)
  • UroMems ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Healthcare): $60M
  • Champion Leadership Group ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Venture Capital): $55M
  • Monaco ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Sales): $50M (Benchmark, Founders Fund, Human Capital)
  • Vapi ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $50M
  • Exponent Financial ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $40M
  • Mantle8 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (Energy): โ‚ฌ31M (Sandwater, Breakthrough Energy Ventures, Ecotechnologies 2, IP Group, Wind Capital, Calderion)
  • Kembara ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): โ‚ฌ31M
  • Embat ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Fintech): โ‚ฌ30M (Cathay Innovation, Creandum, Samaipata, 4Founders Capital, Venture Friends)
  • 9amHealth ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $26M (Define Ventures, SemperVirens VC, Catalio Capital Management, NewHealth Ventures)
  • BranchLab ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $26M (McKesson Ventures, FCA Venture Partners, Sanofi Ventures, AIX Ventures)
  • Webidoo ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (AI): $25M (Azimut Libera Impresa’s IXC3 fund)
  • Basata ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $21M (Basis Set Ventures, Cowboy Ventures, PHX Ventures, Zenda Capital, Victoria Treyger)
  • Greenboard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): $20M (Base10 Partners, Y Combinator, General Catalyst, Wayfinder Ventures, Commerce Ventures, Transpose Platform, Liquid2 Ventures, Kulveer Taggar)
  • Fifth Dimension ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): ยฃ19.2M
  • Adfin ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): $18M (Index Ventures, Visionaries Club)
  • Outmarket AI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Insurance): $17M (Permanent Capital Ventures, SignalFire, Fika Ventures, TTV Capital, Dash Fund)
  • Fence ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Fintech): โ‚ฌ17M (Galaxy Ventures, ParaFi Capital, Crane Ventures Partners)
  • HrdWyr ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): $13M
  • Casimir ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): $12M
  • Knit Health ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): $11.6M (Uncork Capital, Frist Cressey Ventures, Moxxie Ventures, Coalition Operators)
  • White Circle ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (AI): $11M (Romain Huet, Dirk Kingma, Guillaume Lample, Thomas Wolf, Franรงois Chollet, Olivier Pomel, Paige Bailey)
  • Vector ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Advertising): $10M (SignalFire, HubSpot Ventures)
  • Origin Lab ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Data): $8M (Lightspeed Ventures, SV Angel, Eniac, Seven Stars, FPV, Kevin Lin, Kyle Vogt)
  • BioInnovation Institute ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (AI): โ‚ฌ7M
  • DesignVerse ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด (Software): $5.5M (Begin Capital, Gapminder VC, Underline Ventures)
  • Kohort ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Gaming): ยฃ5.1M
  • Secludy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Privacy-tech): $4M (Impression Ventures, LAUNCH, The Syndicate, Wedbush Ventures, Precursor Ventures, Hustle Fund, Script Capital, Mana Ventures, Chispa VC)
  • Fakto ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (SaaS): โ‚ฌ3.6M (Frst, GFC, Darkmode, Alain Dehaze, Jean-Stรฉphane Arcis, Dominique Vidal)
  • Esk ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Entertainment): ยฃ2.6M
  • Kaizan ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (AI): ยฃ2.5M
  • H2CHP ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Energy): ยฃ1.5M
  • Gyver ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น (Workforce): โ‚ฌ1.4M (Brighteye, ฤltitude, Vento Ventures, Zanichelli Venture, Antler)

Fund Watch

  • Blackstone ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $10B (3rd Core Private Equity Fund, longer asset holding)
  • BNP Paribas Asset Management Alts ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: โ‚ฌ3B (Enhanced CRE Debt fund, commercial real estate debt)
  • Finback Investment Partners ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $500M (2nd private equity fund, oversubscribed)
  • A* ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $450M (3rd early-stage VC fund)
  • Pantheon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: $300M (sold 10% of PE portfolio, funding buybacks)
  • Portzamparc ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: โ‚ฌ100M (PME ISR fund, socially responsible investments)
  • Instituto de Crรฉdito Oficial (ICO) ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ: โ‚ฌ22.5M (investment in Azora European Climate Solutions Fund, green projects)
  • Arฤya Ventures & Sie Ventures ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: ยฃ7.5M (new fund for female-led startups in AI, deeptech, fintech, healthcare, sustainability)
  • JPMorgan Chase ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: $N/A (2nd tokenized money market fund on Ethereum, JLTXX)

๐Ÿ””IPO

  • Lufthansa ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช (Airlines): will increase its stake in ITA Airways from 41% to 90% through a $380M share purchase.
  • TSK ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ (Engineering): successfully raised โ‚ฌ150M in its IPO in Spain.
  • Wise ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (Fintech): shifting its listing from London to the US with a market cap of $16B.
  • Fervo Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): raised $1.89B in its IPO, achieving a market valuation of over $10B amid strong demand for AI data center power.
  • Fervo Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): raised $1.89B in its IPO, achieving an initial valuation of approximately $7.7B.
  • Blackstone REIT ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Real Estate): raised $1.75B in its IPO to acquire data centers.
  • Cerebras Systems ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Tech): priced IPO shares at $185 each, raising at least $5.55B and achieving a $56.4B valuation.
  • American Electric Power ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Utilities): seeking to raise $2.6B in a share sale at a 4% discount amid booming AI demand.
  • GMR Solutions ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Healthcare): seeking to raise $480M in a downsized IPO at a $3.3B valuation.
  • Sunshine Silver Mining ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Mining): filed for a $400M IPO to restart an Idaho mine.
  • Robinhood ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Finance): preparing a second IPO of its VC fund aimed at retail investors.
  • Cerebras Systems ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Semiconductors): raised $5.5B in its IPO, valuing the company at approximately $40B.
  • Fervo Energy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (Energy): debuted on Nasdaq with shares closing at $36.54, achieving a market cap of $9.8B after pricing at $27.
  • Hitachi ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต (Electronics): seeking to offload 8% of Hitachi Construction Machinery shares worth $640M in block trades.
  • Nobel Hygiene ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Consumer Goods): seeking to raise $300M an India IPO backed by Quadria Capital.
  • Bagmane REIT ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (Real Estate): debuted successfully after raising $360M its IPO.

๐Ÿงณ Debt

  • Atos S.E. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: raised โ‚ฌ1.25B in a successful offering of guaranteed senior fixed and variable rate bonds.
  • UniCredit ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น: arranging SRTs tied to over $3.5B of corporate loans for CaixaBank and Banco Sabadell.
  • ServiceNow ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: received $38B in orders for a $4B bond sale, its first since Covid.
  • Amazon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: raised $3.6B in its debut Swiss franc bond sale.
  • US Treasury ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: sold $25B in 30-year bonds at a 5% yield for the first time since 2007.
  • Canyon Partners Real Estate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: provided a senior loan to refinance Rambler Atlanta, a Class-A student housing community.
  • ArcelorMittal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: priced a $1B bond offering with a 5.375% interest, maturing May 19, 2036.
  • JX Advanced Metals ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต: plans to sell $1.6B in convertible bonds for buybacks.
  • Yuanta Securities ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ: seeking $1B in loans to expand business.

โŒ Failures

  • Kylotonn ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: the video game studio plans to cut 84 jobs, representing 68% of its workforce, amid ongoing financial difficulties and a request for judicial recovery.
  • Minelli ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: placed in judicial recovery in March, the shoe retailer announced its definitive closure after May 30.
  • Trdlokafe ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ: the franchise brand is in bankruptcy proceedings, facing claims from dissatisfied franchisees.
  • Nestlรฉ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ: the company plans to cut 2,000 white-collar jobs in Europe as part of a global restructuring effort.
  • Cisco ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the tech giant plans to cut fewer than 4,000 jobs, about 5% of its workforce, to focus on AI and related technologies.
  • LinkedIn ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: the company plans to lay off 5% of its workforce, amounting to over 875 employees, amid a reorganization for growth.
  • CommScope ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: lenders sued the telecom provider for breaching a debt agreement after failing to pay a $150M premium following a $10.5B sale.

๐ŸŽฏ For a Few More Minutesโ€ฆ

  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Frankly Paris. Author Eric Weiner traces Benjamin Franklinโ€™s Parisian adventures, spotlighting how Franklin charmed France into funding the American Revolution at age 70. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Fowl Play. Punta Marina’s wild peacocks have multiplied to 120, dividing the village between enchanted birdwatchers and sleepless, car-scratching skeptics. (Le Figaro)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Brand Gaul. Les ร‰ditions Albert Renรฉ blocks a Polish weapons company from using ยซย Obelixย ยป as a trademark, convincing the court that comics and ammo do not mix. (Die Zeit)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Roast and Toxic. Greenpeace reports that a typical English roast may contain traces of 102 pesticides, including seven banned in the EU. Bon appรฉtit. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Fine Line. Ofcom has fined a US-based suicide forum ยฃ950K after it was linked to 160 UK deaths, but the site remains online for now. (The Guardian)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Flight Club. Solar Impulse 2, the pioneering solar-powered plane that circled the globe in 2016, was deliberately ditched in the Gulf of Mexico after weather forced its owners, Skydweller Aero ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ, to abandon the drone during a military exercise. The era of perpetual flight ends with a controlled splashdown. (Le Monde)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Life After Death. At age 72, Tim Bovard keeps the art of taxidermy alive, reviving creatures for the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County. (New York Times)
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Suit Yourself. Marco Rubio boarded Air Force One to China in the exact tracksuit Nicolas Maduro wore when captured, proving politics truly is a dress rehearsal. (El Pais)

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