๐ฆ Unicorn Outfitters
All you need is a press release and a calculator.
France is running a national pageant called ยซย 100 unicorns by 2030ย ยป, one of Emmanuel Macron’s less-advertised targets, and Friday morning delivered another entry. Morpho, a decentralised lending protocol run from a 70-person Paris office, was welcomed into the club by Anne Le Hรฉnanff, France’s third junior minister for AI and Digital in eighteen months, a former canned-fish and rum executive who spent the previous decade running a solo digital consultancy in Vannes. Morpho has never been valued at a billion dollars by anyone who actually signed a cheque. Doctolib sits at $5.8B because its cap table says so. Mistral at $14B for the same reason. Morpho Labs, founded by Paul Frambot at 25, has raised $73M in equity since inception. The real enterprise value is a fraction of the advertised billion. The rest is a cosmetic figure manufactured on Binance and laundered into a cabinet press release.
The trick is cleaner than it looks. The protocol sits behind a separate legal entity, the Morpho Foundation, which in November 2024 issued a token called MORPHO, total supply 1B units. At Friday’s spot price of roughly $1.20, multiplied by that supply, the fully diluted valuation comes out at $1.8B. This arithmetic works exactly once, in a spreadsheet, and collapses the second anyone tries to sell size. Nobody has paid $1.8B for Morpho. Nobody has paid a billion. The number exists because crypto aggregators compute it and business desks dutifully copy it across. A minister whose portfolio is literally named after digital competence then retweets the error.
The winners list tells the story. a16z, Pantera, Variant, Ribbit and Coinbase Ventures wrote equity cheques in 2022 and 2024. The parallel token emission gives them a second, liquid, exchange-listed revenue stream with no legal connection to the Paris SAS at all. In February 2026, Apollo Global Management, $900B in assets, committed to absorbing up to 9% of MORPHO supply over four years, $112M spread to buy the unlock schedule. Translated back into grown-up finance, an institutional bagholder is being teed up to mop up insider distributions while retail pays full FDV on the open market. The underlying protocol is a real business: $12B in deposits, $4.3B in active loans, Coinbase, Kraken and SG Forge among the customers. Credit where due to Frambot and his team for building that. None of it justifies calling the thing a billion-dollar French company, because it isn’t one.
That a serving minister of Digital cannot tell the difference between a Series B valuation and a token market cap is, in the grand scheme of 2026 embarrassments, minor. That half the specialised press swallowed the same framing is worse. The 100-unicorns target was always going to end here, in counting methods loose enough to let a token listing close out Paris Blockchain Week as a fundraising round that never happened. The real discomfort is that the people appointed to understand these distinctions evidently do not, and they are the ones writing the rules that come next.

๐๏ธ Top Story
- ๐ช๐ธ Left Hook. Pedro Sรกnchez gathers Lula, Sheinbaum, Costa, and other left-leaning leaders in Barcelona to launch a united front against the global ยซย reactionary waveย ยป as Europe’s far right meets in Milan. (Le Temps)
- ๐ง๐ฌ Bulgarian Rhapsody. Former President Rumen Radevโs Progressive Bulgaria coalition surged to a decisive lead in parliamentary elections, ousting GERB after a decade of dominance and promising an anti-corruption overhaul. (New York Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Continental Drift. Europeโs nationalist parties retreat from their Trump alliance as his Iran war and insults to the Pope fracture their populist unity. (Washington Post)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Red Line. Keir Starmer says a series of antisemitic arson attempts in North London โwill not be tolerated,โ after yet another synagogue was targeted over the weekend. (Le Parisien)
- ๐บ๐ธ Background Check. Louisiana police say Shamar Elkins shot and killed eight children, including seven of his own, before being killed by police after a car chase. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Boat and Switch. The military struck a boat in the Caribbean, killing three, citing narco-trafficking intelligence though no evidence was presented publicly. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Deal or No Deal President Trump claims Iran talks are back on, but warns of more attacks if Tehran does not fall in line soon. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Sour Grapes. FBI Director Kash Patel plans to sue The Atlantic for defamation after it reported claims of his excessive drinking and security concerns. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ No Arrest, No Rest. Several were shot at the University of Iowa with authorities reporting no suspects in custody and victims rushed to local hospitals. (Le Temps)
- ๐บ๐ธ Roadkill Bill. A new biography of Robert F. Kennedy Jr claims he once cut the penis off a dead raccoon by the roadside, adding to his collection of animal-related controversies. The Health Secretary reportedly laughed when confronted about the story. (Le Parisien)
- ๐จ๐บ Pressure Cooker. Spain, Mexico, and Brazil issue a joint call for international action to ease Cuba’s worst economic meltdown since the Soviet collapse, hinting at US responsibility. (Spiegel)
- ๐น๐น Plot Twist. The Cumuto Cemetery in Trinidad yielded 50 infant and 6 adult bodies, prompting police to probe suspected illicit body disposals. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฐ๐ท Class Act. With student numbers collapsing, South Korean elementary schools fill seats with elderly women, turning demographic crisis into an unexpected second chance. (Le Temps)
- ๐ฐ๐ต Rocket Man. North Korea fired several ballistic missiles into the sea for the seventh time this year, using US distraction in Iran as its signal to escalate. (Spiegel)
- ๐ฒ๐ฒ Caged Grace. Myanmar trims Aung San Suu Kyiโs sentence but keeps her locked away, proving mercy is just another staged performance. (El Pais)
- ๐ฎ๐ณ Strait Talk. India summoned Iran’s ambassador after two Indian-flagged ships were reportedly attacked the Strait of Hormuz, demanding safer passage for its vessels. (Spiegel)
- ๐ต๐ฐ Deal or No Deal. Trump announced that US negotiators will travel to Pakistan on Monday for another round of peace talks with Iran, even as threats and blockades linger. (Cnbc)
- ๐ฎ๐ฑ Truce Issues. Benjamin Netanyahu bows to President Trumpโs push for a Lebanon cease-fire, prompting criticism at home over his apparent lack of leverage. (New York Times)
- ๐ฎ๐ท Current Affairs. Iran maintains its closure of the Strait of Hormuz, forcing LNG tankers into abrupt reversals and sending energy markets into a predictable panic. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ฑ๐ง Uniform Target. A French soldier serving with UNIFIL was fatally shot and three others injured in southern Lebanon, as France points to Hezbollah and calls for justice. (BBC)
- ๐ต๐ธ Critical Mass. The Palestinian Health Ministry says Gaza’s health crisis has moved beyond emergency, with drug shortages and rampant disease now the daily reality. (Le Temps)
- ๐จ๐ฉ Release Pending. Kinshasa and the M23 have pledged to free prisoners and let humanitarian convoys through, giving themselves 10 days to build trust. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ฎ๐ช Boxed In. Daniel Kinahan, alleged crime kingpin and ex-boxing promoter, was arrested in Dubai just 48 hours after Ireland filed for his extradition. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Lights Out. Keir Starmer slammed civil servants for withholding news that Peter Mandelson failed vetting before his Washington ambassador posting, calling the secrecy โunforgivable.โ (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Powder Room. Kensington Gardens reopened after police found jars of powder near the Israeli embassy, only to declare the substances entirely harmless. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง State of Fire. British authorities are investigating Iranโs possible links to a series of arson attacks on Jewish sites in London, after a pro-Iran group claimed responsibility. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Market Intel. Sam Liccardo wants answers from financial regulators about timely oil and S&P trades that hit just before Trumpโs Iran war news, hinting at possible insider leaks. (Cnbc)
- ๐บ๐ธ Remote Control. Two Americans were sentenced for running โlaptop farmsโ that let North Korea place fake IT workers in companies and steal $5M. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Ten-Day Window. Lawmakers grant FISA surveillance a short reprieve until April 30, as Republicans split over privacy limits and Trump pushes for an unchanged renewal. (New York Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Face Value. Artificial intelligence churns out pro-Trump influencers by the hundreds across social media, giving the MAGA movement an army of flawless, fake supporters just in time for the midterms. (New York Times)
๐๏ธ Economy
- ๐ช๐ธ Wind and Warnings. Madrid touts its energy independence thanks to solar and wind investments, while Trump vows to cut off trade for defying US-led Iran strikes. (Cnbc)
- ๐ช๐ธ Action ou Vรฉritรฉ. Donald Trump affirme que l’รฉconomie espagnole est en ruine et que les contributions ร l’OTAN sont dรฉrisoires, alors que les prรฉvisions du FMI indiquent que l’Espagne affiche la plus forte croissance de l’UE depuis cinq annรฉes consรฉcutives. (El Pais) ๐
- ๐ช๐บ Peace Dividend. The prospect of resumed Gulf energy flows thanks to US-Iran talks has the ECB softening its stance on April rate increases. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ Loan Starved. Andrew Bailey tells Brussels that Europe’s biggest banks are no longer focused on productive investment loans, but the is busy planning deregulation anyway. (Le Monde)
- ๐ช๐บ Power Shift. Brussels recommends at least one day of mandatory remote work for businesses and cheaper public transport, hoping to cut energy consumption as prices soar. (Financial Times)
- ๐ช๐บ Cloud Cover. Microsoft and tech giants secured a secrecy clause in data center rules, keeping environmental footprints of their facilities out of public view. (Le Monde)
- ๐จ๐ญ Secret Service. Zurichโs top court wants Inside Paradeplatz blogger Lukas Hรคssig prosecuted for publishing confidential bank documents tied to ex-Raiffeisen boss Pierin Vincenz. (Le Temps)
- ๐ท๐บ Crude Realty. Sweden warns that Russia’s economy is stumbling even as oil revenues surge, proving that not every windfall makes you rich. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Circuit Breaker. The AI surge will be โmassively disinflationary,โ says Northern Trust, with rising automation expected to keep a lid on price growth. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Money Talks. wealth advisers quietly collected over $2B from private capital fees last year, demonstrating that silence is golden when the checks clear. (Financial Times)
- ๐จ๐บ Diaspora Deposit. Cuba is rolling out a new residency for overseas Cubans willing to invest, betting exilesโ money can do what local reforms never managed. (Spiegel)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Auto Correct. UK carmakers face a ยฃ3B scramble as their lending arms misjudged the cost of the FCAโs ยฃ9.1B loan scandal redress program. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Tax and Substance. Richard Tice, deputy leader of Reform UK, allegedly skipped ยฃ100K in corporation tax as his companies funded ยฃ1.1M in party donations. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง No Win Zone. Richard Desmondโs attempt to claim ยฃ1.3B in damages for losing the National Lottery licence is rejected. The only numbers that came up were his legal bills. (The Guardian)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Marching Orders. After Sharon Osbourne pledged support for Tommy Robinsonโs rally, Centrepoint announces it will cut her loose to avoid lasting reputational fallout. (The Guardian)
- ๐บ๐ธ Sunny Side Upcharge. The DOJ is close to filing suit against major egg producers for allegedly fixing prices via industry sales data and benchmarking schemes. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Time is Money. In a twist, Trump moved to delay the deadline in his $10B IRS lawsuit, granting his own Justice Department some breathing room before it must answer his claims. (New York Times)
๐ข Real Estate
- ๐จ๐ญ Swap and Stay. Swiss property owners are increasingly trading buildings for shares in real estate funds, letting them keep a foot in the market without the headaches of direct management. (Le Temps)
- ๐จ๐ญ Swiss Block. The Swiss government tightens rules on property sales to foreigners, aiming to cool housing complaints ahead of a key immigration vote. (Le Figaro)
- ๐บ๐ธ Boss Level. Tyler Bossetti, the self-styled ยซย Boss of Real Estate,ย ยป built a $23M Ponzi scheme instead of fortunes and now gets six years in federal prison. So much for financial independence. (Les Echos)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Upwardly Mobile. Despite mortgage rates climbing after Middle East turmoil, Rightmove reports UK asking prices nudged up in April, confounding affordability fears yet again. (Financial Times)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Fixed Relief. Major lenders like Halifax and Santander ๐ช๐ธ are trimming mortgage rates as hopes for a Middle East truce cool market panic. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Door Policy. Doormen and owners in NYC narrowly avoided the first strike in 35 years, as rising costs catch even the most exclusive addresses. (Wall Street Journal)
๐ On-chain
- ๐ซ๐ท Coin and Country. LISE, Franceโs โtoken-nativeโ exchange, opens for business, with ST Group as its inaugural listing and trades running on blockchain. (Le Monde)
- ๐ช๐บ Euro Vision. French finance minister Roland Lescure urges eurozone banks to create more euro-backed stablecoins, calling the current supply unsatisfying compared to their dollar rivals. (Boursier)
- ๐บ๐ธ Liberty Bound. World Liberty, co-founded by Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump, took a $75M loan backed by its WLFI token, sparking a 16 percent price slide and investor uproar. (Financial Times)
๐ฑ Listed Markets
- ๐ซ๐ท Gas Fee. Police raided Engie’s Paris HQ as part of a probe into Rachida Dati’s alleged โฌ299K GDF Suez payments during her time as an MEP. (Libรฉ)
- ๐ณ๐ด Board Games. The worldโs largest sovereign fund, Norges, sides with BPโs board and Chairman Manifold, waving through dropped climate proposals ahead of the April 23 AGM. (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Inn Crowd. Airbnb will start listing boutique hotels on its platform in cities like New York and Paris, chasing growth after a slowdown in short-term rentals. (Financial Times)
- ๐บ๐ธ Recall of the Wild. Ford is recalling up to 1.39M F-150 trucks due to a safety defect, proving even bestsellers sometimes stall out. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐น๐ผ Paycheck Please. Taiwan is exploring a plan to allow publicly traded companies to distribute dividends in US dollars instead of just local currency. (Bloomberg)
๐๏ธ Big Deals (M&A)
- Delta Plus Group ๐ซ๐ท acquires Athenas ๐ง๐ท for โฌ7.2M, a leader in fall protection in Brazil.
- Germany ๐ฉ๐ช to begin the privatization of a seized division from Gazprom ๐ท๐บ.
- EQT ๐ธ๐ช relaunched a sale for the mainland Chinese business of Ginko International ๐จ๐ณ for $1B after a previous deal with Advent fell through.
- Kone ๐ซ๐ฎ in advanced talks to acquire TK Elevator ๐ฉ๐ช at a potential $30B valuation, including debt.
- Intertek ๐ฌ๐ง rejects a $10.7B LBO offer from EQT ๐ธ๐ช as too low.
- QXO ๐บ๐ธ acquires TopBuild ๐บ๐ธ for $17B, marking its largest deal to date.
- Payward ๐บ๐ธ acquires Bitnomial ๐บ๐ธ for $550M, a fully CFTC-licensed derivatives platform for digital assets.
- KKR ๐บ๐ธ and Apollo ๐บ๐ธ are considering bids for Logoplaste ๐ต๐น at a potential $2B valuation.
- TPG ๐บ๐ธ acquires Learfield ๐บ๐ธ from Charlesbank Capital Partners for $2B.
- Apollo ๐บ๐ธ in early talks to help fund NBA’s expansion into Europe.
- Corient ๐บ๐ธ acquires Bedrock Group ๐จ๐ญ, a Swiss multi-family office.
- American Express ๐บ๐ธ acquires Hyper ๐บ๐ธ, an AI-focused expense management startup backed by Sam Altman.
- Nexstar Media Group ๐บ๐ธ’s $6.2B merger with Tegna ๐บ๐ธ has been halted by a federal judge due to antitrust concerns.
- American Airlines ๐บ๐ธ rejects merger proposal from United Airlines ๐บ๐ธ.
- Nexstar ๐บ๐ธ’s merger with Tegna ๐บ๐ธ is temporarily frozen by a federal court injunction amid legal challenges, following a $6.2B agreement.
- Sazerac ๐บ๐ธ prepares a $15B cash offer for Brown-Forman ๐บ๐ธ, the maker of Jack Danielโs.
- Uber ๐บ๐ธ acquires a 4.5% stake in Delivery Hero ๐ฉ๐ช from Prosus ๐ณ๐ฑ for $318M as part of an antitrust remedy.
- Choice Properties REIT ๐จ๐ฆ and Kingsett Capital ๐จ๐ฆ to acquire First Capital REIT ๐จ๐ฆ for $6.8B in cash and stock, including debt.
- Uranium Royalty ๐จ๐ฆ acquires Sweetwater Royalties ๐บ๐ธ for $1.1B.
- Cineplex ๐จ๐ฆ is seeking a merger with rivals including Regal Cineworld ๐บ๐ธ or Cinemark ๐บ๐ธ.
- Jardines ๐ญ๐ฐ is in talks to acquire CK Hutchison’s ๐ญ๐ฐ supermarket division, ParknShop, to merge with Wellcome.
- Sun Pharmaceutical ๐ฎ๐ณ is competing with Grรผnenthal ๐ฉ๐ช and several PE firms to acquire Organon ๐บ๐ธ, valued at $2.4B.
- Kingdom Holding Co. ๐ธ๐ฆ acquires a majority stake in Al Hilal Football Club ๐ธ๐ฆ at a $375M valuation.
- Emirates International Investment Co. ๐ฆ๐ช takes a minority stake in Joe & the Juice ๐ฉ๐ฐ at a $1.8B valuation.
๐งณ Private Markets & VC
- ๐ซ๐ท Grok and Roll. The Paris prosecutor demands Elon Muskโs testimony as X is probed for algorithms that allegedly amplified hate, sexual deepfakes, and Holocaust denial. (Le Figaro)
- ๐ธ๐ช Clean Break. After a $240B money laundering saga, Swedbank and Danske Bank ๐ฉ๐ฐ are officially cleared, restoring a little Nordic shine to their brands. (Bloomberg)
- ๐ช๐บ Cash on Delivery. Europeโs tech scene receives โฌ80B in public funds through VCs and startups, though many doubt this flood of money addresses deeper issues. (Sifted)
- ๐บ๐ธ Going Public, Still Private. Despite never reaching scientific breakeven, TAE Technologies and General Fusion chase public listings for a cash lifeline, leaving skeptics to question what exactly is being sold. (TechCrunch)
- ๐บ๐ธ Panic Button. Big banks shrug off the latest private credit scare as investors rush for the exits, insisting $1.8T in exposure does not keep them up at night). (Bloomberg)
- ๐บ๐ธ Loan Arrangers. Blue Owlโs co-CEOs have changed the terms of their controversial personal loans against company shares, hoping to calm investor nerves after scrutiny. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐บ๐ธ Payback Time. Stripe wanted to absorb Airwallex ๐ฆ๐บ. Airwallex refused, grew past $1B revenue, and is now battling Stripe on its home turf. (TechCrunch)
Fundraising
- Cerebras ๐บ๐ธ (Semiconductors): $3B
- Cursor ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $2B (Andreessen Horowitz, Nvidia, Thrive Capital) – In talks
- Recursive ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $500M (Google Ventures, Nvidia)
- Beeline Medicines ๐บ๐ธ (Biotechnology): $300M
- Upscale AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI infrastructure): $200M (Tiger Global Management, Xora Innovation, Premji Invest)
- K1x ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $175M (Sumeru Equity Partners, Edison Partners)
- Sideline Group ๐บ๐ธ (Investment): $155M
- Factory ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $150M (Khosla Ventures, Sequoia Capital, Insight Partners, Blackstone)
- Pulnovo Medical ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $100M (Medtronic, EQT, Qiming Venture Partners, Gaorong Ventures, OrbiMed, Lilly Asia Ventures, HSG)
- Slash Financial ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $100M (Ribbit Capital, Khosla Ventures, Goodwater Capital)
- Zum ๐บ๐ธ (Transportation): $100M
- Loop ๐บ๐ธ (Logistics): $95M (Valor Equity Partners, Valor Atreides AI Fund, 8VC, Founders Fund, Index Ventures, J.P. Morgan Growth Equity Partners, Tao Capital Partners)
- Wealth.com ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $65M (Titanium Ventures, Pruven Capital, The K Fund, Dynasty Financial Partners, Charles Schwab, GV, Citi Ventures, 53 Stations, Anthos Capital, Alumni Ventures)
- Resolve AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $40M (DST Global, Salesforce Ventures)
- Nas.com ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $27M (Khosla Ventures, 500 Global)
- Solidroad ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $25M (Hedosophia, First Round Capital, Y Combinator, Sony Innovation Fund)
- Joyful Health ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $22M (CRV, XYZ Venture Capital, Designer Fund, Inflect Capital, Go Global Ventures)
- Sennos ๐บ๐ธ (Biotech): $20M (TomEnterprise, Jan Stรฅhlberg)
- Zenskar ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $15M (Susquehanna Venture Capital, Bessemer Venture Partners, Shine Capital, Rho, Rocketship, J-Ventures, Future Back Ventures by Bain & Company, Converge)
- InsightFinder ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $15M
- AIxCrypto Holdings ๐บ๐ธ (Blockchain): $12M (Faraday Future Intelligent Electric Inc., Gold King Arthur Holding Limited)
- Orthogon Therapeutics ๐บ๐ธ (Healthcare): $11M
- ActionAI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $10M
- Creao AI ๐บ๐ธ (AI): $10M (Prosperity7 Ventures)
- Antioch ๐บ๐ธ (Simulation): $8.5M (A*, Category Ventures)
- Caruso ๐ณ๐ฟ (Fintech): $6.5M (Icehouse Ventures, GD1, Balmain)
- Balerion AI ๐บ๐ธ (Fintech): $6M (Kleiner Perkins, Formation, BoxGroup)
- GetWhys ๐บ๐ธ (SaaS): $5.2M (EPIC Ventures, CEAS Investments, Portland Seed Fund, Next Frontier Capital, Tuesday Capital, Capital Eleven)
- Sage Haven ๐บ๐ธ (Kids Tech): $3M (Hustle Fund, How Women Invest, LaunchTN, NextBlue, Gaingels, ExitFund, Graham & Walker, Fuel Venture Capital, a16z Scout Fund, Accel Scout Fund, Kleiner Perkins Scout Fund)
Fund Watch
- Sequoia ๐บ๐ธ: $7B (new fund, large company investments)
- GoldenTree ๐บ๐ธ: $3B
- Lightyear Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $2.5B (6th flagship fund)
- Vesper Infrastructure Partners ๐ช๐บ: $1.2B (debut fund, infrastructure)
- UK Government ๐ฌ๐ง: $675M (Sovereign AI fund, supporting local AI startups)
- Colonial First State ๐ฆ๐บ: $260M (infrastructure investment, committed funds)
- Blue Equity ๐ฉ๐ฐ: $110M (4th private equity fund)
- Collide Capital ๐บ๐ธ: $95M (2nd fund, fintech and supply chain investments)
- King Street Capital Management ๐ธ๐ฆ: (anchoring regional private credit fund, details forthcoming)
๐IPO
- Belron ๐ณ๐ฑ (Auto Repair): planning an Amsterdam IPO at a $35B valuation.
- Bank of Ireland ๐ฎ๐ช (Finance): proposing delisting from London to reduce costs.
- JD Sports Fashion ๐ฌ๐ง (Retail): sold its entire 9.1% stake in Applied Nutrition for $66.5M.
- Cerebras Systems ๐บ๐ธ (AI): has filed for an IPO with a valuation of $23B following a $1.1B Series G and a $1B Series H.
- Arxis ๐บ๐ธ (Defense): surged 36% in its trading debut after raising over $1.1B at a $15.4B market cap in an upsized IPO.
- Madison Air Solutions ๐บ๐ธ (HVAC): debuted with an 18% rise after raising $2.2B at a $13.2B valuation, marking the largest industrials IPO this century.
- Sigenergy Technology ๐จ๐ณ (Energy): soared 100% after raising $560M in a Hong Kong IPO.
- Daikin ๐ฏ๐ต (HVAC): Activist Elliott acquired a 3% stake in the company.
- Dangote Petroleum ๐ณ๐ฌ (Refinery): plans to sell 10% on multiple African stock exchanges.
๐งณ Debt
- BNP Paribas ๐ซ๐ท: planning a $1.2B SRT tied to CRE loans.
- Zurich Insurance Group ๐จ๐ญ: raised $500M in fixed-rate subordinated notes maturing in 2056.
- Bank of America ๐บ๐ธ: sold $10B of investment grade bonds.
- Google ๐บ๐ธ: completed a record $5.7B junk bond sale with $15B in investor demand.
- CoreWeave ๐บ๐ธ: raised $1B in junk bonds.
- J&F ๐ง๐ท: raised $400M in its debut dollar junk bond sale.
- SoftBank ๐ฏ๐ต: raised $1.5B in a dollar bond sale and $2.05B in a euro bond sale to refinance debt.
- AirAsia ๐ฒ๐พ: testing the market with a $230M private debt led by Deutsche.
- Abu Dhabi, Qatar, and Kuwait ๐ฆ๐ช: raised a combined $10B in private dollar bond placements this month.
โ Failures
- Loro Piana ๐ฎ๐น: the luxury brand had a judicial administration lifted after a year due to an investigation into labor abuses within its supply chain.
- Market Financial Solutions (MFS) ๐ฌ๐ง: the bridging-loan specialist collapsed into administration amid fraud allegations, leaving creditors facing a ยฃ1.3B shortfall.
- Meta ๐บ๐ธ: planning to lay off nearly 8,000 employees, or 10% of its workforce, on May 20.
- QVC ๐บ๐ธ: the TV shopping network plans to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy to restructure over $5B in debt.
- Multi-Color Corp ๐บ๐ธ: the CD&R-backed label maker won court approval for a restructuring plan to cut $4B in debt while seeking to exit Chapter 11.
- Raizen ๐ง๐ท: the Brazilian sugar and ethanol JV proposed a restructuring plan featuring a $1.6B capital injection.
๐ฏ For a Few More Minutesโฆ
- ๐ฌ๐ง Vest in Show. Titanic survivor Laura Mabel Francatelliโs signed life jacket went for ยฃ670,000 at auction, more than doubling its top pre-sale estimate. (BBC)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Home Is Where the Bard Is. Researchers have pinpointed the exact site of Shakespeareโs only London house after a lost floorplan surfaced, upending assumptions about his city years and moving his blue plaque from โnearbyโ to right on target. (BBC)
- ๐จ๐ญ Rogue One. Kweku Adoboli, the UBS trader blamed for a $2.3B loss in 2011, challenges the lone-wolf narrative in a new documentary, pointing at systemic failures. (Le Temps)
- ๐บ๐ฆ Atomic Vows. On April 26, 1986, Iryna and Serhiy were married in Pripyat just as the Chernobyl reactor exploded nearby, turning their wedding into an evacuation. (BBC)
- ๐บ๐ธ Track Record. Granville T. Woods, nicknamed โBlack Edison,โ successfully defended his patent for wireless train signals against Thomas Edison in court. (Wall Street Journal)
- ๐ Content Warning. Content moderators like Mina and Sonia spend nine-hour shifts watching hundreds of violent or disturbing videos to keep social platforms clean for users, often at serious cost to their own mental health. (Le Parisien)
- ๐ Name Drop. Somaliland dreams of global recognition while Israel, the US, and UAE compete for military bases, turning an unrecognized state into a geopolitical magnet. (Le Monde)
- ๐ฌ๐ง Final Track. Andy Kershaw, the legendary BBC Radio 1 DJ who shaped music tastes for 15 years, has died at 66, leaving airwaves quieter. (The Guardian)